Watching Bewitched, as a Modern Witch
As a child, I remember watching the original Bewitched show on Nick at Night. It was, maybe, the first example of witchcraft I saw on TV. And while I do consider it a fantastic depiction of witchcraft in popular media, this show goes beyond that. Bewitched was an early example of bravery and a forward social movement in television.
So letās practice twitching our noses and talk about Samantha, Darrin, and little Tabitha.
Just the facts
Running for eight seasons from 1964 to 1972, Bewitched was the story of a witch named Samantha who falls in love with and marries a mortal named Darrin. Together they try to build a typical suburban life, with Darrin working as an advertising executive and Samantha taking on the role of homemaker. But their lives are often tossed upside down because of the witchcraft of Samantha and her extended family. Especially her mother, Endora. Eventually, the couple has two children, Tabitha and Adam. Both of the children were witches, though Adam is called a warlock because reasons.
What Bewitched got right
One of the things I always appreciated about Bewitched was that Samantha blended in so well with everyone else. Because this is, of course, very true to life. In most cases, witches look like everyone else. You could easily be surrounded by people who practice and never know unless they choose to share it with you.
Of course, thatās easier in a world where witchcraft is simply a craft and we understand as practitioners that weāre still very much human.
There is even one memorable episode in which Samantha is highly offended by human depictions of witches in Halloween decorations.
I understand her irritation.
Another thing Bewitched got right, at least by the standards of the time, was its stance on racism.
Again, for the time.
One episode in particular stands out as an example. Itās called Sisters at Heart, season seven, episode thirteen.
When Tabitha has a sleepover with a girl named Lisa, she wants to be sisters with her. But a kid at the park tells them they can’t be sisters because Tabitha is white and Lisa is Black. Ever the literal child, Tabitha gives her friend white spots and herself black spots.
This is all well and good. The real trouble comes when Lisaās mother answers the door for one of Darrinās clients. Believing that this is Darrinās wife, the client decides to cancel his account.
Of course, no one is thrilled with this. Even after Darrin’s boss, Larry upbraids this former client beautifully, Samantha decides to teach this bigot a lesson of her own.
Now, there are outliers in every group, but Iām proud to say you wonāt find many racist witches. We generally arenāt too friendly about that sort of thing.
What Bewitched got wrong
For the time, Bewitched got a lot right. But one thing it got wrong, in my opinion, is Darrinās dislike of magic. I mean, if you are opposed to witchcraft, maybe donāt marry a witch.
I always hated that Samantha was so willing to not use her powers to please her husband. It did feel very much like she was dimming her light because he couldnāt stand how bright she shined.
And yet, even this could be seen as subversive. Because no matter how Samantha tries to deny it, her magic is part of her. Itās part of her children. And whether Darrin likes it or not, itās part of their relationship. She doesnāt stop using her magic. He learns to get used to it.
As he should.
In the end, Bewitched is a fundamental cornerstone of witchcraft in media. Itās funny, bright, and shockingly heartfelt. While episodes of the original show can be hard to find, itās well worth the effort.
(5 / 5)
By the way, if you like this you might enjoy my haunted apartment novella, Quiet Apocalypse. The main character is a modern witch, and I share some real magic in this fictional story of an unexpected end of the world.
Featuring Shannon LeGro and author Aaron Deese,Ā Dogman Territory: Werewolves in The Land Between the LakesĀ follows the pair in search of what many believe to be a real-world monster.Ā Small Town Monsters investigates one of the darkest urban legends in North American history.
Well, even though this screener is late by…(checks watch) a few months, that doesn’t mean that I don’t have anything to say about it. That is to say, I DO have something to say about this new edition about dogman cryptids by STM.
So, welcome to another episode of āBrannyk talks about Small Town Monstersā! Weāve explored theĀ Joisey Devil,Ā aliens giving boo boos to cows,Ā totally Bigfoot,Ā a big olā stinky doggo, yourĀ tea-spilling ghost-witch,Ā an alien Bigfoot with a hankering for a good peanut butter sandwich,Ā Cowboy Werewolves, āThe STM Which Will Not Be Namedā, and Native skinwalking creeps. We have a new screener fromĀ Small Town Monsters.
Plot of Dogman Territory: Werewolves in The Land Between the Lakes
We follow Aaron Deese on his quest to find out the mystery of the massacre that happened at the Land Between the Lakes, a recreational area bordering on Kentucky and Tennessee.
With Shannon LeGroĀ by his side, the two investigate the strange encounters locals have reported. Gathering modern day and older accounts of super stinky dogmen, Deese ventures deeper into the lore and history of the site to see is there’s any truth to the massacre accounted there or if they’re all just campfire stories…
Thoughts on Werewolves in The Land Between the Lakes:
Nope. The “massacre” accounts are completely bogus third-rate creepy pasta stories. The one guy that they found from the internet won’t even be interviewed on camera and has…lacking testimony, and I say that generously.
Thankfully, Deese gets right to it and even he himself seems disappointed by what he discovers. And he just kind of blows past it, not really spending much time on the whole “massacre”. It’s a smart move and I appreciated it because instead of draaaaawing it out, he chose instead to focus on what matters – the locals and the history.
And, as always, with Breedlove at the helm, the historical facts of this recreation area are highlighted, such as the area being designated a recreation area by President Kennedy and the Tennessee Valley Authority exercising imminent domain. By this action, approximately 800 families were displaced from their land, causing protests and outrage by some of the families. Shining a light on a history that most don’t realize or possibly have forgotten.
And one last thought: this sewer-juice-smelling dogman is a massive dick. He, like, tries to kill you and then teleports out just for shits and giggles. Massive douche.
Brainroll Juice:
I’m not sure exactly why cryptid investigator Martin Grove became such a turning point for me in the documentary, but boy, he sure did. Martin is an absolute delight and I will bare-knuckle fight anyone who disagrees (I’m not saying that I’d win, keep that in mind, just that I would).
He’s just so genuine and curious that, even though I’m still a skeptic, I’d 100% go looking for a super smelly, translucent alien/demon dogman with him. You can tell that Martin Groves has no doubt in what he does and tries his very best to figure out the mystery behind the dogman between the Lakes. Often at his own expense and safety.
It was the Texas dogman STM that talked about people being depressed after they’ve had a cryptid experience, often finding themselves isolated from friends and family who just…don’t understand. They feel like people think they’re crazy and that they’re alone in their experiences and feelings. Many times becoming withdrawn and, well, traumatized.
Martin talks like he’s seeking proof just so people who had dogmen experiences don’t have to feel alone or crazy. That people can take comfort that what they saw is real and true. He’s standing up to that stanky-ass dogman and risking his own health by going into the creepy woods at night and searching for what he believes in.
And it doesn’t matter if you or I believe in a garbage-sludge, asshole dogman because what Martin is doing is beautiful. It’s the American dream. Believing in yourself and fighting for those who can’t.
And THAT is what Small Town Monsters is all about.
Bottomline:
If you’re here for the people and less for the dogmen, this is a great snapshot of the history and people of the region. Also, when is Martin Groves going to get his own paranormal show?
(3.5 / 5)
And now a word from Small Town Monsters
Dogman Territory: Werewolves in The Land Between the LakesĀ
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Massilon, OH– Venture deep into the Land Between the Lakes as Small Town Monsters investigates one of the darkest urban legends in North American history. Featuring Shannon LeGro and author Aaron Deese,Ā Dogman Territory: Werewolves in The Land Between the LakesĀ includes interviews with witnesses, researchers and long-time locals of the Tennessee and Kentucky borders, all in search of what many believe to be a real-world monster.Ā Dogman Territory: Werewolves in The Land Between the LakesĀ Ā is now available exclusively on Amazon Prime Video. A Blu-ray (SRP $19.99) and DVD (SRP ($14.99) will be available exclusively from the Small Town Monsters shop.
Watch the trailer here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3w3T8ZFUhck
Supernatural is not strictly a show about witchcraft. Or, is it?
Sam, Dean and John Winchester are not witches.
Or, are they? When you watch Supernatural as a modern witch, you realize that a lot of what the Winchester boys do during their battles to protect the world from monsters are things we do as part of our witchy routines.
Just the facts
Starting in 2005 and running until 2020 for fifteen seasons, Supernatural tells the stories of Sam and Dean Winchester as they protect the world from the forces of darkness. Together with a collection of human and otherworldly allies, they battle demons, ghosts, cryptids and all manner of horrifying dark creatures. It was one of many CW shows that delved into the darker side of the world before committing entirely to bad DC content.
What Supernatural got right
The first thing that jumps out when watching Supernatural is the metric ton of salt used in the show. Specifically, salt is used to protect against any number of ghastly things.
This is very familiar to any modern witch. We have so much salt. Black salt, red salt, blessed salt. Salt to cleanse, salt to banish, salt to protect. When I saw Dean and Sam with massive containers of kitchen salt, I felt like Iād found my people.
Then there is of course John Winchesters notebook. Or, dare I say, grimoire. This also felt familiar. And it’s one of the things I loved the most about Supernatural.
Look, we all want the big family grimoire with the lovely, flowing artwork and beautiful handwritten spells like in Charmed. But in reality, most grimoires look a lot more like the Winchester notebook, with sketches and notes shoved in and held in place with gum bands and paperclips. And while Iām not going to say that my grimoire has daring notes about demonic beings Iāve battled, it certainly has more quick sketches (mostly of plants) than it does beautiful calligraphy. This is supposed to be a useful document full of information we can reference quickly, not an art piece.
Longtime viewers of the show will point out that not only do the Winchesters not call themselves witches, but they often interact with witches. Sometimes as allies, and sometimes as enemies.
The witches in the show are pretty true to life. They are good and bad. They can be anyone, from any walks of life.
The witches use many tools modern practitioners use, including crystals, scrying mirrors and protection symbols. Honestly, they are pretty spot-on. Except for the spectacular TV magic they implement.
Finally, I want to discuss the question I asked at the start. Are the Winchesters witches?
No, theyāre not. Because they donāt claim the title. Even if someone does magic, theyāre not a witch unless they say they’re a witch. The whole point of witchcraft, after all, is personal power and personal choice.
What Supernatural got wrong
All of that being said, Supernatural was of course not a perfect depiction of witchcraft. For one thing, there is no grand coven of witches. I donāt think enough of us could agree on enough to create one.
But if we did, Stevie Nicks would be the Supreme.
Witches also donāt have to come from a long line of witches or be taught by other witches. Many of us are self-taught from books. And sadly, many of us live in communities where we might be the only witches around.
Thankfully, there are online communities from which to learn and grow. You donāt need to be a generational witch, or even have a close witch mentor. Itās a practice, and practice is all thatās required.
All in all, Supernatural is a fairly good example of modern witchcraft. The show might not be about witches, but itās a great representation.
(4 / 5)
By the way, if you like this you might enjoy my haunted apartment novella, Quiet Apocalypse. The main character is a modern witch, and I share some real magic in this fictional story of an unexpected end of the world.
Movies n TV
Evil: Genesis 1 (S1E1)
Evil: Genesis 1 (S1E1) is a supernatural drama created by Michelle King and Robert King, starring Katja Herbers & Mike Colter.
Evil: Genesis 1 (S1E1) is a supernatural drama created by Michelle King and Robert King. The central cast includes Katja Herbers, Mike Colter, Aasif Mandvi, Michael Emerson, and Christine Lahti. It originally aired under CBS before moving to Paramount+. As of this review, itās available through Netflix and Paramount+ and its add-ons. Though this series will earn nominations and awards, Iāll bring them up in relevant points or the end of the season review.
Dr. Kristen Bouchard (Katja Herbers) is a forensic psychologist struggling to financially support four daughters after losing her contract with the prosecution. When a Catholic seminarian (Mike Colter as David Acosta) offers her an opportunity to become an assessor for the Catholic church, sheās in no position to argue. Little does she know; this decision will put her in the crosshairs of Evil.
What I Like about Evil: “Genesis 1”
The cast includes heavy hitters and niche delights, such as Aasif Mandvi and Michael Emerson. Mike Colter, recently coming off of Luke Cage, brings his own star power to the cast.
Evilās Genesis 1 starts strong with its supporting villain, Darren Pettieās Orson LeRoux, who gives a calm and flowery account of his horrible crimes. Evil balances a light tone with dark material, and this performance does an expert job of setting that standard.
However, Katja Herbersās Dr. Bouchard brings the central performance to life. Genesis 1 does a great job of planting the seeds of this complex character. From her ability to get shit done to her unsatisfying life, Bouchard has plenty of traits that easily allow for empathy and understanding.
Evil balances the line between real and supernatural horror, allowing viewers to assess a situation with plausible deniability. Seeing through the eyes of a skeptic, Dr. Bouchard, amplifies the fear and trauma a demonās appearance ought to bring.
In terms of direct horror, Genesis 1 sets up what will come. It often provides an unsettling experience, building tension for future episodes. Where Genesis 1 becomes terrifying are those moments of juxtaposition, such as the initial monologue.
Tired Tropes and Triggers
While little is shown in the show of Orsenās crimes, he is a rapist and murderer. To clarify, any depictions mentioned focus more on the murder.
As David aims to become a Catholic priest and the central trio act as assessors on behalf of the Catholic church, there will be religious elements that might rub some the wrong way. An example is the shady history of the church briefly mentioned as a throwaway jab by the antagonists. However, these elements are only lightly touched upon here.
A brief seed remains planted between Kristen and David, an attraction that might indicate an infidelity. This tension plays a role within the series. In my opinion, itās handled well and adds to the complexity of the characters, but itās a point worth mentioning for those troubled by such things.
What I Dislike about Evil: “Genesis 1”
Truthfully, thereās nothing I disliked. The only potential weakness worth mentioning is that the focus on Kristen remains so dominant one might easily assume itās her story alone. Eventually, Mike Colterās David becomes a co-lead for the show. While there remains a clear purpose for this decision, itās the one gripe worth mentioning in terms of fully living up to the premise.
Another nitpick is the court procedure. Kristen gives her statement and is meant to return after new evidence to reaffirm her given statement as if they paused her testimony. Evil doesn’t explain its version of court procedure here.
Final Thoughts on Evil: “Genesis 1”
Genesis 1 provides a great foundation for Evil to thrive, sowing the seeds for future episodes to build upon. The only area that falls short remains communicating its leading cast, which future episodes aim to fix. If youāre hesitant about the series, Genesis 1 provides a great glimpse of what to expect. (5 / 5)
