Dolores Roach, And Then He Licks It Up
Warning: This episode of Dolores Roach discusses the abuse of a child.
We’ve reached the penultimate episode of Dolores Roach season one. And this episode was possibly the most tense and terrifying so far. But not in the way that we usually see.
Let’s discuss.
The story
Our story begins with Dolores in her favorite place, the shower. But she can’t get a moment’s peace, because Luis interrupts her to tell her that he made some soup.
He also wanted to tell her that Jonah Pearlman wanted to invest in Empanada Locos.
Jonah might be doing this because he’s impressed with the new interest in the company. Maybe he wants to invest because he finally ate an empanada and realized them for the deep-fried gift from God that they are. Or maybe it’s because he’s an adorable boy (30-year-old man) in love with a beautiful girl, Nellie.
Speaking of Nellie, she is not having a good day. Her grandmother has some sort of attack and breaks her ankle. When Dolores goes to help, the elderly lady starts crying and screaming that she’d rather die than leave her apartment.
And there’s a moment. A long, dark moment where Dolores considers killing her. Just to put her out of her misery. Thankfully that moment passes, and Nellie’s grandma gets to the hospital alive.
Later, Dolores and Luis are curling up on the couch together. One thing leads to another, then leads to some sexy time that isn’t the kind of sexy time that Dolores wants. This is because Luis has some dark and really sad things in his past.
Rather than being sympathetic, Dolores is pissed off. Why can’t she just have a normal partner without childhood trauma, she thinks? These thoughts get even darker when one of her massage clients shows off an engagement ring and tells Dolores all about how her fiance proposed in the park in a beautiful storybook scene.
And Dolores, who has far too few storybook scenes in her life, has another long, dark moment.
What worked
There was a lot to love about this episode. The first thing I want to point out is the strained relationship between Dolores and Luis.
To be clear, this isn’t a good relationship. It’s not a healthy one, especially for Luis. Dolores doesn’t like him. She likes what he can do for her, but she doesn’t like him. And she certainly doesn’t feel any sympathy for him when she finds out he was molested as a child. She seems resentful of him for it. Because she cannot have the sort of relationship she feels she deserves.
Luis needs some therapy. This relationship isn’t good for him. But this is a good, honest, realistic depiction of what a bad relationship can look like.
I also continue to love the character arch of Dolores. I know I’ve mentioned this several times this season, but it continues to be a delight. So often we see characters who are becoming better. Dolores Roach seems to be getting worse. This is probably gearing up for her to learn a lesson and become a better person. But the descent into madness Dolores is experiencing right now will make that redemption all the better when it arrives.
What didn’t work
There was one issue with this episode, and it was this.
There is a powerful scene near the end of the episode where Luis tells Dolores he was abused as a child by his father’s girlfriend.
The thing is, I only know that this is what he’s telling her because I watched the Dolores Roach show. Because there was not enough information in the podcast to explain that’s what happened.
I will say that sexual assault on a child is not something anyone wants a lot of information about. I will also say that we needed at least a few more words to explain what in the hell was going on. I get not wanting to include more details. That’s why I don’t ever write about that sort of thing. So if we’re going to have assault be part of the story, can we give three or four more words to explain that this is what we are dealing with?
All in all, though, this is a fantastic episode that continues the dark and horrifying descent into madness that Dolores Roach is experiencing. There’s just one episode left in the season. And this has been such a wild ride, I don’t think anyone who hasn’t seen the show could guess what might happen. If you have seen the show, like I have, you might be wondering how they could fit everything in. I guess we’ll just have to see.
(4.5 / 5)
By the way, if you like my writing, you might want to check out my latest sci-fi horror story, Nova. It’ll be released episodically on my site, Paper Beats World, starting February 5th.
I just wanted to post a brief shoutout to Linda Gould of the Kaidenkai to say thank you for including my Around the Campfire story. Feel free to follow this link and give it a listen. I especially love how Ed’s voice is conveyed. You really feel as if you are on the camping trip with everyone.
Around the Campfire sets the tone for the month of August wherein authors are invited to participate in telling tales as part of a whole campfire series, kind of like it did here originally on Haunted MTL in 2022.
I am among the authors who read their own works as well, with The Fur Coat. You can listen to my own reading on the Kaidenkai here. You can also read along with the original as posted here to Haunted MTL in 2020.
We have reached the last episode of the podcast, Dolores Roach. No, this really is the end. There are no more episodes unless they’re hidden away on some Patreon page I don’t have access to.
The reason I’m being clear upfront about this is because, after you listen to this episode, the fact that there are no more episodes is going to be both confusing and infuriating.
The story
This episode begins with Dolores in a tunnel, being chased down by a train. She barely manages to escape, jumping onto a subway platform and then boarding the train that almost hit her.
Dolores is in a state of panic. She just escaped the tunnels. She just saw Mother Cleats killed. Now, she’s on a subway train, surrounded by people she doesn’t know. And she is a mess. She hasn’t showered since going down in the tunnel, after all. She probably doesn’t smell great.
Dolores rides the train to Coney Island and gets off. She walks to the ocean and gets in the water to wash herself. And when she comes out, she’s recognized by an old friend, Georgie.
And it is then that we realize that it’s been Georgie she’s been telling this whole story to.
Seeing the state Dolores is in, Georgie insists that she come home with her. She gets Dolores some clothes and something to eat and makes her tell her everything that happened down in the tunnels.
And then, Georgie’s son comes home. A seventeen-year-old son who looks exactly like Dominic.
That’s where the story ends.
What worked
I had a hard time finding much to like about this finale. If it hadn’t been the last episode it would have been great, but it was.
However, I did like the shift in perspective that takes place when it’s revealed that Dolores has been telling this whole story to Georgie this season. Because of course, up until now, it’s felt like she was talking to us and only us.
What didn’t work
This episode had a lot of problems. For one thing, I didn’t trust Georgie from the start. And that distrust just got worse the more we saw of her. She’s a true crime writer who just happens to find Dolores when she comes out of the tunnels after two months. No, Dolores isn’t buying it and neither am I. And inviting a woman you have reason to believe is dangerous into your home is stupid. No one in their right mind would have done that. No parent would have allowed Dolores within the same block as their child. The whole thing was unbelievable.
But that complaint pales to the largest issue I have for this season finale. For this episode that is, as far as I can tell, a series finale.
I say that because I cannot find another episode listed anywhere. If I were to have just listened to this episode without knowing that, I would have assumed this was just a mid-season twist.
Because that’s what this feels like, a mid-season twist. It answers nothing. It wraps up nothing. It gives us no satisfaction at all. And that is more than frustrating. It is infuriating. It ruins any joy we might have gotten from the rest of the season.
The ending of Dolores Roach was, in short, not an ending. It stopped in the middle of the story, there’s just no way around it. And this episode came out in October of 2019, almost five years ago! I know that podcasts are rather notorious for having long periods between seasons. Mine is no exception, season three of AA will likely not see the light of day until 2025 at the earliest. But after five years I think we can all safely assume that we’re not getting any more episodes. And so Dolores is always going to be in limbo. We are never going to know whether or not Georgie was telling her the truth. We’ll never know what happened to Ginger or Ephraim. We’ll never know what Dolores does, standing in her old friend’s house with what appears to be Dominic’s seventeen-year-old son standing in front of her.
We will never know, because the show is taking an entirely different turn. And so, I’m afraid I have to add Dolores Roach to the same infamous list as Lime Town or The Black Tapes. This podcast was great until they decided to just not end it.
If you’ve waited this long to see if you should listen to Dolores Roach, here’s my advice. Listen to season one, it had a reliable and satisfying ending. But season two should be left in obscurity where all half-finished stories belong.
(1 / 5)
If you’re a fan of my work, please check out my latest story, Nova, on Paper Beats World. New chapters every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday.
We’ve reached not only the second to last episode of this Dolores Roach season but the series as a whole. If you’ll recall, last episode we were riding the high of a great new villain. We had an unexpected and shocking story arc.
Now, after listening to this second-to-last episode, that high is gone. And we are left with disappointment, lamenting what might have been.
The story
We begin our story with Dolores being shown to her new home. The home she’s to share with Ephraim is considerably smaller than the home they were sharing before.
Ephraim is thrilled. He’s read Mother Cleats’ treatment and is all in.
This doesn’t make sense to Dolores. To her, this place seems like a downgrade. But for Ephraim, it’s a chance to belong. A chance to feel safe, to not fear hunger or violence.
Dolores has no illusions of being safe from that, though. And she’s not thrilled with being drafted as the Chain’s new killer and cook.
She tries to get Ephraim to run with her. Even prison would be better than what she’s facing. But he doesn’t intend to go anywhere.
Next, Dolores tries to get Ginger to go with her. She points out that having a baby in a tunnel instead of a hospital is probably not her ideal birth plan. But Ginger has some sort of strange fit and screams at her.
Dolores is lost, unsure how she’ll ever fight her way through all of these people to get out of the tunnels. But at the last moment, she gets unexpected help from a very unexpected source.
What worked
Let me begin by saying that it’s honestly hard to say that anything worked in this episode. Which isn’t to say that it was bad. The acting was as wonderful as it’s been the whole series. The sound editing was wonderful.
But everything that did work suffered from the pacing. We’ll discuss that more later.
This episode was full of sudden yet inevitable betrayals that I love. I don’t want to ruin the fun for you. But it’s safe to say that no one is on good terms with anyone at the end of this. At least, the people still alive.
I also appreciated the setup for a pivotal death. Early in the season, Ephraim told us that the middle rail was certain death to touch. I think we all knew that this was going to come up eventually. That we would, sooner or later, see someone’s eyes melt out of their sockets. And yes, I’m pleased to say that did happen.
What didn’t work
If the podcast Dolores Roach has a flaw it is in its pacing. And that flaw came very much to light in this episode. Because this should have been at least two episodes.
It was not as fun to see the ending of this episode as it would have been if there had been more build-up. An important character betrayal didn’t mean as much as if there had been more of a build-up.
Overall, this story would have felt so much richer if there had been more room to breathe and experience them. It was as if we were to be served a wonderful meal. And instead of savoring it, we shoveled it down without truly tasting it. And that’s a shame. This seemed like a delicious story. I wish we could have tasted more of it.
Even though there should be more, there is only one episode left of Dolores Roach. And I don’t know how to feel about that. They’ve done everything they set up to do already. So, what’s left for Dolores now? That’s the only question we have left to answer.
(3 / 5)
If you’re a fan of my work, please check out my latest story, Nova, on Paper Beats World. New chapters every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday.
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