LTD: Cupid Demands to be Taken Seriously as Horror Villain
ROME, ITALY — Ancient god Cupid (also known by his Greek alias, Eros), spoke to the media today about…
Lighter than Dark
Horror parody and satire.
LTD: Best Friends Forever
Artwork description: A newspaper-styled advertisement from one of those rag mag newspaper clippings, like the National Enquirer back in…
LTD: Ineffective Serial Killer’s Threats Fail to Terrorize Citizens
NEW YORK, NY — Media outlets across the city received disturbing emails this week from an individual calling himself…
LTD: Piasa Bird Sighting
NEWS FLASH! This just in… Be on the lookout for a terrifying monster near the convergence of the Mississippi…
LTD: Join the Illuminati Today
A rising sun peers over the horizon, as carved into a memento mori period gravestone in Salem, MA (USA),…
LTD: Nation’s Exhausted Parents Desperately Hope for Krampus to Appear this Christmas
After an unusually stressful year, parents across the nation are eagerly anticipating the arrival of Krampus, the supernatural being…
LTD: Local Woman’s Kitchen Possessed by Judgmental Amish Ghost
MILLERSBURG, OHIO — In a small town located in the heart of Ohio’s Amish country, local resident Nicole Jackson…
Dear Stabby
This Dear Stabby we learn about dolls and what types there are and how to make over 300,000 by being your own boss! (Pyramid scheme details inside)
Headless Horseman Frustrated by Citizens Not Wearing Masks, Social Distancing
SLEEPY HOLLOW, NY — Legendary local resident the Headless Horseman, long believed to be retired, spoke to the media…
FREE ACTIVITY: Annual Halloween Colouring Sheets
Hi friends and fiends, it’s that time again! Yep, the 1st Annual Halloween Colouring Sheets for your supreme delight…
LTD: Americans Create Apathetic Halloween Costumes Inspired by 2020
CLEVELAND, Ohio — As Halloween 2020 approaches, Americans are preparing to celebrate differently than in years past. Events like…
LTD: Man Sets Up Camera In House To Catch Ghost, But Of Course It Was Something Else
A man from Manhattan reached out to us and claimed he has proof that there are supernatural forces in his penthouse apartment. He even offered a screening of the so-called evidence. It took us all five minutes to accept that this banker bro wouldn’t be the pioneer who discovered ghosts and demons, but we needed the content
LTD: Up all night?…
Up all night?… Artwork description: Advertisement for JeeperzCreeperz includes an image of a jar of differently colored eyeballs in…
Dear Stabby – Voices From Places
Dear Stabby says voices should just shut up man.
LTD: Witch Coven Becomes Strained When Member Joins MLM
SALEM, Mass. — Members of a local coven report that their group is in an awkward position now that…
Unboxing Dear Stabby
Hello my dear readers! I am glad most of you came back for more. Unfortunately, our friend DnD can…
LTD: Fashion Zombies trending
Fashion Zombies was created for a St. Louis, Missouri (USA) zombie-themed art exhibition called Expired. The final version was…
Dear Stabby – Love Difficulties
Today we learn about loving animals, fire, and people.
Dear Stabby
Welcome to our first installment of Dear Stabby! I have much experience solving the many problems of life. If…
LTD: Dracula Stops Killing Humans Because He Can Taste Our Despair
ROMANIA. Notorious V.A.M.P.I.R.E., Dracula is reportedly leaving Romanians alone for the first time ever after torturing them for centuries Records report that he killed ten people in January and February (his usual appetite), but by March, he only slaughtered an old man. And nobody has seen him since then. At first, locals were thanking the ground they walked on.