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Horror parody and satire.

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LTD: Dracula Stops Killing Humans Because He Can Taste Our Despair

ROMANIA. Notorious V.A.M.P.I.R.E., Dracula is reportedly leaving Romanians alone for the first time ever after torturing them for centuries Records report that he killed ten people in January and February (his usual appetite), but by March, he only slaughtered an old man. And nobody has seen him since then. At first, locals were thanking the ground they walked on.

Brianna S.
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