LTD: Local Woman’s Kitchen Possessed by Judgmental Amish Ghost
MILLERSBURG, OHIO — In a small town located in the heart of Ohio’s Amish country, local resident Nicole Jackson…
Lighter than Dark
Horror parody and satire.
Dear Stabby
This Dear Stabby we learn about dolls and what types there are and how to make over 300,000 by being your own boss! (Pyramid scheme details inside)
Headless Horseman Frustrated by Citizens Not Wearing Masks, Social Distancing
SLEEPY HOLLOW, NY — Legendary local resident the Headless Horseman, long believed to be retired, spoke to the media…
FREE ACTIVITY: Annual Halloween Colouring Sheets
Hi friends and fiends, it’s that time again! Yep, the 1st Annual Halloween Colouring Sheets for your supreme delight…
LTD: Americans Create Apathetic Halloween Costumes Inspired by 2020
CLEVELAND, Ohio — As Halloween 2020 approaches, Americans are preparing to celebrate differently than in years past. Events like…
LTD: Man Sets Up Camera In House To Catch Ghost, But Of Course It Was Something Else
A man from Manhattan reached out to us and claimed he has proof that there are supernatural forces in his penthouse apartment. He even offered a screening of the so-called evidence. It took us all five minutes to accept that this banker bro wouldn’t be the pioneer who discovered ghosts and demons, but we needed the content
Insomnia: An Original Artwork by Jennifer Weigel
Up all night?… Artwork description: Advertisement for JeeperzCreeperz includes an image of a jar of differently colored eyeballs in…
Dear Stabby – Voices From Places
Dear Stabby says voices should just shut up man.
LTD: Witch Coven Becomes Strained When Member Joins MLM
SALEM, Mass. — Members of a local coven report that their group is in an awkward position now that…
Unboxing Dear Stabby
Hello my dear readers! I am glad most of you came back for more. Unfortunately, our friend DnD can…
Fashion Zombies: an Original Artwork by Jennifer Weigel
Fashion Zombies was created for a St. Louis, Missouri (USA) zombie-themed art exhibition called Expired. The final version was…
Dear Stabby – Love Difficulties
Today we learn about loving animals, fire, and people.
Dear Stabby
Welcome to our first installment of Dear Stabby! I have much experience solving the many problems of life. If…
LTD: Dracula Stops Killing Humans Because He Can Taste Our Despair
ROMANIA. Notorious V.A.M.P.I.R.E., Dracula is reportedly leaving Romanians alone for the first time ever after torturing them for centuries Records report that he killed ten people in January and February (his usual appetite), but by March, he only slaughtered an old man. And nobody has seen him since then. At first, locals were thanking the ground they walked on.
LTD: Horror Movie “Host” Less Terrifying than Actual Zoom Meeting
The new movie “Host,” a horror film about an ill-fated Zoom seance, earned rave reviews this summer when it…
LTD: Jeepers Creepers! NY Man Follows Pinterest Life Quote & Takes Out His Eyeballs
NEW YORK CITY, NY. On Sunday night, emergency services received a call from an Upper East Side apartment complex where investigators discovered a man who scooped out his own eyeballs. According to the man’s neighbors, his dog was barking so loud that they knocked on his door to tell him to “Shut up or go back to Staten Island like the trash disguised in a suit you are!”
LTD: Cultists Circulating Petition to Add Cthulhu to Presidential Ballot
PROVIDENCE, RI — Worshipers of the ancient, inconceivably horrific entity Cthulhu have organized a petition to get the Great…
LTD: Tik Tok Witch Teens Try To Curse All Anti-Maskers, But No Such Luck
LOS ANGELES, CA. They were maybe our last shot, the baby witches of Tik Tok. They are confident, educated, socially aware young people who can talk to the moon, read tarot cards, and otherwise live out their dreams as Marnie from Halloweentown. But unfortunately, our dear Grandma Debbie Reynolds is dead, and the world is fucked, with or without witchcraft.
LTD: Nation’s Horror Creators Say 2020 Stole Their Ideas
HOLLYWOOD, CA — Horror creators across the nation are frustrated that the year 2020 has included all of their…
LTD: Beauty Gurus Claim A Sephora Demon Possessed Them, Not Accountable For Problematic Pasts
LOS ANGELES, CA. Right when the world needed serious help because thousands are dying at the hands of virus that the U.S. government isn’t taking seriously, a few popular beauty YouTubers decided to make it about themselves. I think their private jets flew too close to the sun or however that saying goes.