PORTLAND, OR. He was a skater boy. She said, see you later boy. That’s how the hipster couple, Stefan and Basil ended their eight year long relationship.
Category: Lighter than Dark
LTD: Grim Reaper Seeks Applicants for Summer Internship Program
RIVER STYX — The Grim Reaper announced today that he is accepting applications for a summer internship program due to a recent increase in demand for his services. The internship will be…
LTD: Virginia Family Wakes To Find Ghost of Jefferson Davis Haunting Them
RICHMOND VA. On Monday night, an entire street took part in a 3 a.m. shame session when the ghost of confederate Jefferson Davis showed up to haunt one family. The Johns family…
LTD: Found Footage From YouTube Vlogger Shows A Paranormal Quarantine
LOS ANGELES, CA. One afternoon, landlord Craig Tist realized that there was one tenant he hadn’t seen since the very start of quarantine. That was YouTube sensation and daily vlogger, Betty Sight….
LTD: Americans Say Alien Abduction Starting to Look Pretty Good Right About Now
ROSWELL, NM — A recent telephone survey conducted in the United States shows that most citizens would be amenable to being abducted by aliens if they had the opportunity. On a scale…
LTD: Nation’s Horror Villains Traumatized by Current Events
HADDONFIELD, IL — The nation’s horror villains called an emergency meeting this week to discuss the frightening state of current events in the country. The Society for Terrifying Assault and Battery, or…
LTD: Man Claims, “It Follows” Him Since He Went Shopping Without A Mask
LAS VEGAS, NV. The air was dry, but Steve Parkin’s pits were anything but. The Las Vegas native was seen running down The Strip, screaming his greasy head off at nothing in particular.
LTD: Bloody Mary Accuses Candyman of Copyright Infringement
CHICAGO, Ill. — Long-standing urban legend Bloody Mary announced today that she is considering legal action against fellow folklore celebrity the Candyman. Rather than holding a press conference, Mary gave her statements…
LTD: Thanks To A Recent Beach Reopening, Texas Is Now Cursed
BOLIVAR PENINSULA, TX. This past weekend, thousands gathered for Texas’ “Go Topless” Jeep beach event. To the attendees’ horror, this fun, “much needed” break from the COVID-19 pandemic ended in the unexpected.
LTD: Exhausted Samara Morgan Begs Fans to Stop Sharing Cursed Video on TikTok
SEATTLE, Wash. — Samara Morgan, vengeful ghost and star of a cursed viral video, has asked fans to stop sharing the video on popular social media app TikTok. Ms. Morgan posted a…