LTD: Local Gas Station Proprietor Concerned About Lack of Repeat Customers
Razor Hills, Montana – Arlen McGuirk, known to locals as “Old Man” McGuirk (62), has recently expressed concerns to…
Lighter than Dark
Horror parody and satire.
LTD: Satan Apologizes for Leaving Portal to Hell Open
MEXICO CITY — In response to recent events, Satan spoke to the media today to apologize for causing an…
LTD: Chappstyx
Artwork description: A simple advert for New and Improved Chappstyx featuring a skinned face, cleanly removed from its musculature,…
LTD: Local Goth Residents Planning “Hot Ghoul Summer”
LOS ANGELES, CA — As the summer of 2021 approaches, many people are making plans to hit the beach,…
Dear Stabby: Pride Month Begins
Pride month begins with a bang as Stabby (and maybe world renowned author Brannyk) navigates the world of brunch and name changes.
LTD: HA DE S Theatres Concessions
Artwork description: Menu for HA DE S Theatres Concessions Stand featuring ethereal washed out black and white photograph Pop…
LTD: Local Business Misunderstands Employees’ Demand for Hybrid Workplace
INDEPENDENCE, OHIO – Employees of a local call center are frustrated with their employers’ implementation of a new business…
LTD: Cosmic Carnivorous Plant
Spring is here and it’s time to consider gardening… Here’s a personal favorite of mine, sure to be the…
LTD: Abducted
The poster features an image of a naked human woman trapped in a large glass jar with a twig…
LTD: Family Seeking Pandemic Puppy Accidentally Adopts Werewolf
MUNCIE, IN — A local family was surprised recently when the puppy they brought home was revealed to be…
LTD: Cupid Demands to be Taken Seriously as Horror Villain
ROME, ITALY — Ancient god Cupid (also known by his Greek alias, Eros), spoke to the media today about…
LTD: Best Friends Forever
Artwork description: A newspaper-styled advertisement from one of those rag mag newspaper clippings, like the National Enquirer back in…
LTD: Ineffective Serial Killer’s Threats Fail to Terrorize Citizens
NEW YORK, NY — Media outlets across the city received disturbing emails this week from an individual calling himself…
LTD: Piasa Bird Sighting
NEWS FLASH! This just in… Be on the lookout for a terrifying monster near the convergence of the Mississippi…
LTD: Join the Illuminati Today
A rising sun peers over the horizon, as carved into a memento mori period gravestone in Salem, MA (USA),…
LTD: Nation’s Exhausted Parents Desperately Hope for Krampus to Appear this Christmas
After an unusually stressful year, parents across the nation are eagerly anticipating the arrival of Krampus, the supernatural being…
LTD: Local Woman’s Kitchen Possessed by Judgmental Amish Ghost
MILLERSBURG, OHIO — In a small town located in the heart of Ohio’s Amish country, local resident Nicole Jackson…
Dear Stabby
This Dear Stabby we learn about dolls and what types there are and how to make over 300,000 by being your own boss! (Pyramid scheme details inside)
Headless Horseman Frustrated by Citizens Not Wearing Masks, Social Distancing
SLEEPY HOLLOW, NY — Legendary local resident the Headless Horseman, long believed to be retired, spoke to the media…
FREE ACTIVITY: Annual Halloween Colouring Sheets
Hi friends and fiends, it’s that time again! Yep, the 1st Annual Halloween Colouring Sheets for your supreme delight…