Ladies and gents, ghouls and ghosts, welcome to the Streamin’ Demons Podcast Easter Horror Special, where we’re hatching a fiendish lineup of films that’ll make you want to keep the lights on this Easter!
First up, we’ve got the movie too hot for Joe Bob Briggs! The “Passion of the Christ.” Forget everything you thought you knew because Jimbo discovered if you watch this at 2x speed it becomes a kungfu comedy about a man who gets beaten after making a table too high–yes, there is even a training montage and a cliffhanger for a sequel!
Next, we’re rolling into “Easter Bloody Easter.” Imagine if Easter eggs were filled with terror instead of chocolate, and the Easter bunny was more interested in hopping after your soul than delivering treats. Yeah, it’s that kind of party, and we’re all invited.
And if that wasn’t enough to resurrect your fear factor, we’re summoning the gothic vibes with “Crow 4.” It’s the return of the dark avenger we all love, and this time…well…it sucks. Badly. I can say without doubt the best thing about Crow 4 is a shirtless Danny Trejo doing a slow motion dance over a dead bird whilst singing a ‘native american’ song. Yup.
So, paint those eggs black and prepare for an Easter thrill ride like no other. It’s the Streamin’ Demons Podcast Easter Horror Special, and we’re about to crack open some terror! Let’s hop to it!
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