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There was a new Chinese restaurant in town.  The Red Devil.  Odd name for a Chinese restaurant but no difference; maybe it was a translation issue.  There was a huge sinewy red dragon snaking around the edge of the sign after all…  The Red Devil had gone in overnight without warning where the sleazy Fast Joe’s grease-fest burger joint had been, attached to the Lucky Strike bowling alley.  Not the best part of town, on the outskirts, and the restaurant still had that greasy burger joint funk to it, giving off a vibe that one didn’t want to linger in.

Alex and her BFFs had ordered take out and had split as soon as possible, what with the slow older woman running the show taking her sweet time with everything.  They were gathered at the picnic shelter in the park, which was notably less seedy and had fewer disheveled old men ogling them.

Their food was good, almost too good.  But why?  There was no real reason for it.  It should have been just another greasy dish of standard Kung Pao Pork like any other generic Chinese American place, especially given the location.  Yet Alex couldn’t stop eating, well devouring, it.  It was almost as if she hadn’t eaten in days and this was just what she’d been waiting for.  Hell, it tasted so good it almost seemed as if she’d been waiting for this Kung Pao Pork all her life.  Her friends were just as immersed in their own food, and no one said a word until they’d literally licked their to-go foil pans clean.

Even after they’d decimated every scrap of food they had, no one said a word.  Until finally Kari prompted, “Wait, what about our fortunes?!”

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“Oh yeah, I forgot,” Alex replied.  Trudi nodded along, her tongue still occupied with licking what remained of her General Tso Chicken from between her teeth.  How could they neglect the fortune cookies?  The fortunes were usually the best part of the meal.  They savored each and every one, hanging on to every word and giggling as they added “in bed” to the end of each to glorify or chastise the fortune-reader about her suggested imaginary sex life and future exploits…

Kari tossed a fortune cookie to each of them.  Alex caught hers and studied it intently.  It was unlike any fortune cookie she’d ever seen.  It still resembled a little folded over coin-purse wafer, but it was red and meaty looking, not cookie colored, and the outer plastic package printing made it look like a wide-grinning smile.  The strangest part was the fangs printed to line up with the edge of the cookie, as if the cookie itself were lips parted slightly exposing vampire teeth.  It was extremely well done, and quite unsettling.  The other side of the package simply read, “The Red Devil.”

“I’ll go first,” Kari exclaimed briskly, shredding the wrapping and snapping the blood red cookie in two without taking any real notice of it… typical, seeing how Kari was always the one to jump head first into the deep end of anything without studying it beforehand.  It was part of her charm, really.  And it was a large part of why Trudi and Alex followed her.  She drew attention wherever she went, and the whole school had taken note when she moved here earlier their Junior year.

“You will die tomorrow…,” she read matter-of-factly until suddenly taken aback.  “Wait, what?!”

Kari paled, losing her usual snarky comeback attitude.  She turned the tongue of paper over and back again.  “You will die tomorrow,” she repeated.  She handed the note to Trudi, who read back at her,” You will die tomorrow,” before tossing it abruptly back at Kari as if to rid herself of something that might be contagious.

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“Not funny,” Kari stuttered, flustered.  She pointed at Trudi, her finger trembling accusingly.  “This can’t, er… you go next.”

Trudi gulped.  She was always the next in line and obeyed Kari’s every word.  She hesitantly fingered her fortune cookie.

“I said, ‘You go next!’” Kari echoed a little louder this time, her eyes staring daggers into Trudi.  She wasn’t going to be alone in this.  Trudi slowly tugged apart the sheath of plastic to expose the blood red cookie inside.  She shook the cookie out into her hand and broke it in two.  She looked at the tongue of paper and blanched, her eyes wide.

“Well…” snapped Kari.  “What does Yours say?”

Trudi shook her head and opened her mouth as if to speak, but all that came out was a shrill sigh.  Kari snatched the paper fortune and gasped.  She tossed it away hurriedly.  The paper twisted and twirled through the air as it fell in seemingly slow motion.  Alex studied it intently as it floated towards the ground, making out the words.

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You…

will…

die…

tomorrow…

Trudi whimpered.  Kari suddenly exploded, grabbed the two fortunes, and set them ablaze with her lighter.  They burned, shriveled to a charred black line, and then into a fine ash, which scattered like a hundred dandelion seeds.

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“Well, that’s that,” Kari said matter-of-factly.  She mustered a faint grimace and lauded, “Fortune smiles upon thee” as if knighting Trudi in some sort of bad joke movie.  But it felt too forced, and she was just not her usual Comeback Queen self for all that she tried not to appear shaken.  She ignored the remaining cookie in Alex’s hand and brushed herself off, signaling it was time to move on to bigger and better things.  In actually, all she did was drive Trudi and Alex home, with the three of them sitting in silence the whole way.  Trudi stared out the passenger side window.  Alex huddled in the back and stared at the blood red pursed lip fortune cookie in her hand, squinting at it as if to try to focus on the tongue of paper enfolded within but to no avail.

Alex was dropped off at her doorstep in a whirlwind as Kari and Trudi sped off.  She stumbled inside, gasped a rushed” Hi,I-haveto-homewrk…” at her parents as she dashed up the stairs to her bedroom and slammed the door behind her.  She tossed the creepy fortune cookie on her dresser and stared at her reflection in the mirror for a long time before she buried herself in a cheap romance novel.

At some point, she must have gotten ready for bed and gone to sleep but she didn’t recall doing so.  She woke abruptly the next morning, as if jostled from her sleep by a nagging sense of dread.

Kari picked up Alex at home and the trio drove to school together as usual, Trudi sprawled out in front gesturing wildly and singing along with the radio and Alex scrunched up in the back.  Kari was still unusually reserved.

The day itself was uneventful.  Alex couldn’t focus on her studies and kept ruminating on The Red Devil, the fortunes, and the sudden shift in Kari’s demeanor.  The elderly Asian woman who worked the register and fried up everything for them in the back whistled quietly while cooking.  Kari had heckled her, asking “C’mon Grandma, can’t you do it any faster?!  You’d think she was building The Great Wall back there…”

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The elderly Asian woman explained that she loved her work and put a little of herself into everything she did.  “In due time,” she sang, continuing to whistle as she flipped and scattered the food in the giant wok.  “In due time,” she whispered as she’d placed the fortune cookies in their bag.  When they’d paid and erupted out of the restaurant, she’d echoed the same as they were leaving, “In due time…”

You… will… die… tomorrow…

The words were etched in Alex’s mind.  She still hadn’t opened her fortune and wondered what was written there.  She wasn’t all too eager to find out.  She glanced over at Kari and Trudi passing notes in the back behind the teacher’s back.  When the lunch bell rang, they sidled up to her.

“Let’s blow this joint,” Kari said.  “We have a bone to pick with that Chinese lady…”  Trudi nodded along.

They hopped into Kari’s hand-me-down Chrysler and blasted across town to the Lucky Strike Bowling Alley.  The Red Devil was gone!  Just a sign that said “For Lease” in the window remained.  In fact, there was no evidence that there had ever been a Chinese restaurant there.  No sign, no red sinewy dragon, nothing… just a vacant shell of a greasy burger joint.

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“Dammit,” Kari shouted and kicked the rear front tire.  A catcall whistled at them from a neighboring car.

“Lookin’ for someone?” a low voice snaked out of a shiny new Miata convertible, orange with black racing stripes – Brad.  Of course it would be Brad.  He was used to getting everything he wanted and he’d set his sights on Kari, following her like a lost prep-school puppy ever since she’d moved to Springdale.

Kari sighed and glared at him.  She was not in the mood for casual flirting or “priming the payload” as she called it.  “Get in,” she barked at Trudi and Alex.  They did as she commanded.  She was usually so uninhibited and this newfound sternness was out of place.

Brad smiled.  “Aww c’mon.  Why else would you lovelies bust out of school?”

“Not now, Brad,” Kari grumbled as she revved the engine.

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“At least race me back,” Brad smirked as he whirled around.

Kari smiled wild in response, her eyes alight, “You’re on.”

The cars started off neck and neck but Kari’s beater couldn’t keep up and she knew it.  But she had a secret weapon.  She was going to take the shortcut, and she ripped onto the gravel road at breakneck speed.

“Wait!,” Trudi screamed as the car spun out and the world went black.

Alex awoke to a rhythmic beeping.  Bright lights and visions of angels in scrubs hovered over her.  “You’re going to be okay,” one of the angels said.  Alex’s mom rushed over, her red face streaked with tears and grabbed her in a bear hug.

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“Wh… what happened?” Alex quipped.  “Where am I?  Where’re Kari and Trudi?”

Her mom blanched.  “They didn’t make it.  It’s a Godsend you’re alive.  The whole front end of that car was…” her voice faded out as she evaded saying anything more.

The angel-nurse looked Alex over.  “You’re very lucky.  All you’ve got to show for it are a few scratches and a broken rib.   You can go home.  Just try to rest and don’t overexert yourself…”

Alex’s mom escorted her out of the hospital and into their Ford “Capri Sun” as the trio used to joke.  (It was even the right shade of turquoise.)  Alex’s head was a blur.  She didn’t remember getting home or the trek to her bedroom, but there she was, staring once again at the mirror.  She glanced down to find the fortune cookie.

It lay there on her dresser, plastic wrapping split open like a flower unfolded, forking a tongue of paper at her like an invitation.  Still foggy, Alex reached for it as if possessed and turned it over in her palm before it fully sank in what she was doing.

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“In due time,” it read.

eerie red fortune cookie wrapped in plastic
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Jennifer Weigel is a multi-disciplinary mixed media conceptual artist residing in Kansas USA. Weigel utilizes a wide range of media to convey her ideas, including assemblage, drawing, fibers, installation, jewelry, painting, performance, photography, sculpture, video and writing. You can find more of her work at: https://www.jenniferweigelart.com/ https://www.jenniferweigelprojects.com/ https://jenniferweigelwords.wordpress.com/

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Nightmarish Nature: Zombie Snails

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This time on Nightmarish Nature, we will look into zombie snails, because we were having so much with the Whore Snails recently. So this is a lot like the Freaky Fungus except that this time it’s a parasitic worm that is the cause of the horror… Leucochloridium paradoxum, the green-banded broodsac worm, forces snails to be a part of its nefarious plans to take over the world (well, really more just continue on keeping on in its strange and bizarre life cycle).

Hungry birds want nummins
Hungry birds want nummins

This Is What We Get for Eating Poop

The worm, which spends much of its life as a parasite in birds’ digestive systems, is part of a weird cycle that includes both birds and snails, though the snail end is much creepier. It starts when a snail ingests worm eggs in bird droppings. These eggs hatch into worm larvae that eventually turn the poor hosts into zombie snails! But I’m getting ahead of myself.

Snails make questionable food choices, but I guess this comes from being where they are on the ecosystem clean up crew...
Snails make questionable food choices, but I guess this comes from being where they are on the ecosystem clean up crew…

The worm larvae work their way up into the snails’ brains and take over, hijacking them on suicide missions to continue their own life cycle. These worm larvae eventually grow large and worm their way into the poor snail’s eye stalks, pulsing and throbbing therein to resemble maggots or other tasty treats.

Zombie Snails
Zombie Snails

Mind-Control

The worms use the zombie snails to get into their bird hosts by mind-controlling them into climbing out of the shady undergrowth where they will be easily spotted by bird predators which will feed on them, ingesting the eye stalks and continuing the worm’s life cycle as it gets into the bird’s digestive tract. The huge, bulging eye stalks are irresistible to birds looking to snatch maggots and other delicious delicacies. Eventually, after the worms are well ensconced in its bird hosts, the bird poops out more worm eggs for unsuspecting snails to ingest, completing the cycle.

Birds love their grubs and maggots and other nummins, even if they are just zombie snails.
Birds love their grubs and maggots and other nummins, even if they are just zombie snails.

You can watch this in action on Nat Geo Wild: World’s Deadliest here, if you dare. Warning, it’s a little gross but not near so much as some of the other topics we’ve covered. If you enjoyed this slimy segment of Nightmarish Nature, please check out past segments:

Vampires Among Us

Perilous Parenting

Freaky Fungus

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Worrisome Wasps

Cannibalism

Terrifying Tardigrades

Reindeer Give Pause

Komodo Dragons

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Snails a Whorl Whirl Whore World…

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So a friend and I made some artsy snails awhile back. Essentially this was in response to her granddaughter proclaiming that her favorite animals are whorl snails. My friend heard “whore snails” and was a bit perturbed that the child would use such a word so nonchalantly, whether or not she knew what it meant. But then again toddler-speak is like that sometimes… Anyway, it stuck.

So we made some whore snails, all glammed up and ready to go. We started with these flat metal snails and then painted and decorated them, to whore them up a bit. I figured this would be apropos after my recent Valentine’s Day posts and that the end results were horrifying enough to appear here.

My friend's whore whorl snail
My friend’s whore whorl snail

This is my friend’s creation. I especially like the David Bowie star and cherry bling to match her cherry red lipstick. The purple shell is a great color on her too. I think my friend went back and decorated her shell more after the fact, but I didn’t see the snail after those changes.

My whore snail
My whore snail

And here’s my whore snail. She’s a bit more of an ice queen with her deceptively lovey-dovey eyes and mouth full of poison darts, like the underwater snails do. I believe I called her a Hoar Whore Whorl Snail as when the discussion first came up I heard “hoar” and thought of hoarfrost. Hence the ice queen take…

And another friend joined us via Zoom just to visit and have fun making art together.

Another whore snail, drawn by our friend over Zoom
Another whore snail, drawn by our friend over Zoom

This little Zoomed in snail is kinda cute, like she’s out on the beach in her bikini… Mixed media on paper.

So if that wasn’t disturbing enough, check out my inappropriate Shrinky Dinks posted here before, or maybe this Eye Candy Peeps Easter basket, both taking some innocuous thing(s) turning into something… else…

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Portrait of myself with dark makeup and crow skull headdress, backlit by the sun.
Portrait of myself with dark makeup and crow skull headdress, backlit by the sun.

Feel free to check out more of Jennifer Weigel’s work here on Haunted MTL or on her writing, fine art, and conceptual projects websites. Her friends will remain anonymous for now…

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Have a Dystopian Girls on Film Valentine’s Day

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So it’s finally actually Valentine’s Day, and thus marks the final segment of our dysfunctional dystopian romance. So far, we’ve survived both Gen X and Krampusnacht, what else could possibly be in store? Girls on Film…

Valentine's Day card Girls on Film
Girls on Film Valentine’s Day card from Jennifer Weigel

Image description: Video camera umbrella shower succubus stares through the lens at the viewer, surrounded by eerie Cthulhoid horror embellishments with text.

Text reads: Happy Valentine’s Day; lipstick cherry all over the lens as she’s falling; give me shudders in a whisper; take me up ’til I’m shooting a star; (she’s more than a lady)

OK so this Valentine’s Day dystopia ends in a Duran Duran video, because of course it does. If the video doesn’t load properly, you can find it by following this link. Girls on Film.

Duran Duran official video

Here’s the camera eye succubus all by itself, for your viewing pleasure. Actually this is the original original image from an Unselfie performance art piece in the shower before I decided to forego the umbrella. Girls on Film.

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Feel free to check out more of Jennifer Weigel’s work here on Haunted MTL or on her writing, fine art, and conceptual projects websites.

Portrait of myself with dark makeup and crow skull headdress, backlit by the sun.
Portrait of myself with dark makeup and crow skull headdress, backlit by the sun.

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