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There was a new Chinese restaurant in town.  The Red Devil.  Odd name for a Chinese restaurant but no difference; maybe it was a translation issue.  There was a huge sinewy red dragon snaking around the edge of the sign after all…  The Red Devil had gone in overnight without warning where the sleazy Fast Joe’s grease-fest burger joint had been, attached to the Lucky Strike bowling alley.  Not the best part of town, on the outskirts, and the restaurant still had that greasy burger joint funk to it, giving off a vibe that one didn’t want to linger in.

Alex and her BFFs had ordered take out and had split as soon as possible, what with the slow older woman running the show taking her sweet time with everything.  They were gathered at the picnic shelter in the park, which was notably less seedy and had fewer disheveled old men ogling them.

Their food was good, almost too good.  But why?  There was no real reason for it.  It should have been just another greasy dish of standard Kung Pao Pork like any other generic Chinese American place, especially given the location.  Yet Alex couldn’t stop eating, well devouring, it.  It was almost as if she hadn’t eaten in days and this was just what she’d been waiting for.  Hell, it tasted so good it almost seemed as if she’d been waiting for this Kung Pao Pork all her life.  Her friends were just as immersed in their own food, and no one said a word until they’d literally licked their to-go foil pans clean.

Even after they’d decimated every scrap of food they had, no one said a word.  Until finally Kari prompted, “Wait, what about our fortunes?!”

“Oh yeah, I forgot,” Alex replied.  Trudi nodded along, her tongue still occupied with licking what remained of her General Tso Chicken from between her teeth.  How could they neglect the fortune cookies?  The fortunes were usually the best part of the meal.  They savored each and every one, hanging on to every word and giggling as they added “in bed” to the end of each to glorify or chastise the fortune-reader about her suggested imaginary sex life and future exploits…

Kari tossed a fortune cookie to each of them.  Alex caught hers and studied it intently.  It was unlike any fortune cookie she’d ever seen.  It still resembled a little folded over coin-purse wafer, but it was red and meaty looking, not cookie colored, and the outer plastic package printing made it look like a wide-grinning smile.  The strangest part was the fangs printed to line up with the edge of the cookie, as if the cookie itself were lips parted slightly exposing vampire teeth.  It was extremely well done, and quite unsettling.  The other side of the package simply read, “The Red Devil.”

“I’ll go first,” Kari exclaimed briskly, shredding the wrapping and snapping the blood red cookie in two without taking any real notice of it… typical, seeing how Kari was always the one to jump head first into the deep end of anything without studying it beforehand.  It was part of her charm, really.  And it was a large part of why Trudi and Alex followed her.  She drew attention wherever she went, and the whole school had taken note when she moved here earlier their Junior year.

“You will die tomorrow…,” she read matter-of-factly until suddenly taken aback.  “Wait, what?!”

Kari paled, losing her usual snarky comeback attitude.  She turned the tongue of paper over and back again.  “You will die tomorrow,” she repeated.  She handed the note to Trudi, who read back at her,” You will die tomorrow,” before tossing it abruptly back at Kari as if to rid herself of something that might be contagious.

“Not funny,” Kari stuttered, flustered.  She pointed at Trudi, her finger trembling accusingly.  “This can’t, er… you go next.”

Trudi gulped.  She was always the next in line and obeyed Kari’s every word.  She hesitantly fingered her fortune cookie.

“I said, ‘You go next!’” Kari echoed a little louder this time, her eyes staring daggers into Trudi.  She wasn’t going to be alone in this.  Trudi slowly tugged apart the sheath of plastic to expose the blood red cookie inside.  She shook the cookie out into her hand and broke it in two.  She looked at the tongue of paper and blanched, her eyes wide.

“Well…” snapped Kari.  “What does Yours say?”

Trudi shook her head and opened her mouth as if to speak, but all that came out was a shrill sigh.  Kari snatched the paper fortune and gasped.  She tossed it away hurriedly.  The paper twisted and twirled through the air as it fell in seemingly slow motion.  Alex studied it intently as it floated towards the ground, making out the words.

You…

will…

die…

tomorrow…

Trudi whimpered.  Kari suddenly exploded, grabbed the two fortunes, and set them ablaze with her lighter.  They burned, shriveled to a charred black line, and then into a fine ash, which scattered like a hundred dandelion seeds.

“Well, that’s that,” Kari said matter-of-factly.  She mustered a faint grimace and lauded, “Fortune smiles upon thee” as if knighting Trudi in some sort of bad joke movie.  But it felt too forced, and she was just not her usual Comeback Queen self for all that she tried not to appear shaken.  She ignored the remaining cookie in Alex’s hand and brushed herself off, signaling it was time to move on to bigger and better things.  In actually, all she did was drive Trudi and Alex home, with the three of them sitting in silence the whole way.  Trudi stared out the passenger side window.  Alex huddled in the back and stared at the blood red pursed lip fortune cookie in her hand, squinting at it as if to try to focus on the tongue of paper enfolded within but to no avail.

Alex was dropped off at her doorstep in a whirlwind as Kari and Trudi sped off.  She stumbled inside, gasped a rushed” Hi,I-haveto-homewrk…” at her parents as she dashed up the stairs to her bedroom and slammed the door behind her.  She tossed the creepy fortune cookie on her dresser and stared at her reflection in the mirror for a long time before she buried herself in a cheap romance novel.

At some point, she must have gotten ready for bed and gone to sleep but she didn’t recall doing so.  She woke abruptly the next morning, as if jostled from her sleep by a nagging sense of dread.

Kari picked up Alex at home and the trio drove to school together as usual, Trudi sprawled out in front gesturing wildly and singing along with the radio and Alex scrunched up in the back.  Kari was still unusually reserved.

The day itself was uneventful.  Alex couldn’t focus on her studies and kept ruminating on The Red Devil, the fortunes, and the sudden shift in Kari’s demeanor.  The elderly Asian woman who worked the register and fried up everything for them in the back whistled quietly while cooking.  Kari had heckled her, asking “C’mon Grandma, can’t you do it any faster?!  You’d think she was building The Great Wall back there…”

The elderly Asian woman explained that she loved her work and put a little of herself into everything she did.  “In due time,” she sang, continuing to whistle as she flipped and scattered the food in the giant wok.  “In due time,” she whispered as she’d placed the fortune cookies in their bag.  When they’d paid and erupted out of the restaurant, she’d echoed the same as they were leaving, “In due time…”

You… will… die… tomorrow…

The words were etched in Alex’s mind.  She still hadn’t opened her fortune and wondered what was written there.  She wasn’t all too eager to find out.  She glanced over at Kari and Trudi passing notes in the back behind the teacher’s back.  When the lunch bell rang, they sidled up to her.

“Let’s blow this joint,” Kari said.  “We have a bone to pick with that Chinese lady…”  Trudi nodded along.

They hopped into Kari’s hand-me-down Chrysler and blasted across town to the Lucky Strike Bowling Alley.  The Red Devil was gone!  Just a sign that said “For Lease” in the window remained.  In fact, there was no evidence that there had ever been a Chinese restaurant there.  No sign, no red sinewy dragon, nothing… just a vacant shell of a greasy burger joint.

“Dammit,” Kari shouted and kicked the rear front tire.  A catcall whistled at them from a neighboring car.

“Lookin’ for someone?” a low voice snaked out of a shiny new Miata convertible, orange with black racing stripes – Brad.  Of course it would be Brad.  He was used to getting everything he wanted and he’d set his sights on Kari, following her like a lost prep-school puppy ever since she’d moved to Springdale.

Kari sighed and glared at him.  She was not in the mood for casual flirting or “priming the payload” as she called it.  “Get in,” she barked at Trudi and Alex.  They did as she commanded.  She was usually so uninhibited and this newfound sternness was out of place.

Brad smiled.  “Aww c’mon.  Why else would you lovelies bust out of school?”

“Not now, Brad,” Kari grumbled as she revved the engine.

“At least race me back,” Brad smirked as he whirled around.

Kari smiled wild in response, her eyes alight, “You’re on.”

The cars started off neck and neck but Kari’s beater couldn’t keep up and she knew it.  But she had a secret weapon.  She was going to take the shortcut, and she ripped onto the gravel road at breakneck speed.

“Wait!,” Trudi screamed as the car spun out and the world went black.

Alex awoke to a rhythmic beeping.  Bright lights and visions of angels in scrubs hovered over her.  “You’re going to be okay,” one of the angels said.  Alex’s mom rushed over, her red face streaked with tears and grabbed her in a bear hug.

“Wh… what happened?” Alex quipped.  “Where am I?  Where’re Kari and Trudi?”

Her mom blanched.  “They didn’t make it.  It’s a Godsend you’re alive.  The whole front end of that car was…” her voice faded out as she evaded saying anything more.

The angel-nurse looked Alex over.  “You’re very lucky.  All you’ve got to show for it are a few scratches and a broken rib.   You can go home.  Just try to rest and don’t overexert yourself…”

Alex’s mom escorted her out of the hospital and into their Ford “Capri Sun” as the trio used to joke.  (It was even the right shade of turquoise.)  Alex’s head was a blur.  She didn’t remember getting home or the trek to her bedroom, but there she was, staring once again at the mirror.  She glanced down to find the fortune cookie.

It lay there on her dresser, plastic wrapping split open like a flower unfolded, forking a tongue of paper at her like an invitation.  Still foggy, Alex reached for it as if possessed and turned it over in her palm before it fully sank in what she was doing.

“In due time,” it read.

eerie red fortune cookie wrapped in plastic
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Jennifer Weigel is a multi-disciplinary mixed media conceptual artist residing in Kansas USA. Weigel utilizes a wide range of media to convey her ideas, including assemblage, drawing, fibers, installation, jewelry, painting, performance, photography, sculpture, video and writing. You can find more of her work at: https://www.jenniferweigelart.com/ https://www.jenniferweigelprojects.com/ https://jenniferweigelwords.wordpress.com/

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LTD Tripped Out Motivational Posters

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Tripped out… in case you just couldn’t get enough of Everything Everywhere All at Once and the return of the infinite bagel with EVERYTHING on it…

Tripped Out motivational poster
Tripped Out motivational poster

Artwork description: kaleidoscopic image of pink hairy horror (This is actually a fink fuzzy frond plant not unlike a Cockscomb but with longer thinner flowering feelers rather than the fuller protuberances you see on a full-bodied Cockscomb plant. I have no idea what it was, but it was very odd so I had to snap a photo.)

Image text reads: Mixing Magic Mushrooms & Peyote Just remember: once you open that Pandora’s box, you’re never going to get the pink hairy tarantulas back in it…

Tripped Out seeing eye god sunflower
Tripped Out seeing eye god sunflower

Artwork description: kaleidoscopic sunflower backlit by the sun with text and rainbow eye overlay

Image text reads: Eye See You Eye See All (in circle text so you can start and end reading wherever). In an ideal context this would be printed in the bottom of your tea mug or on a record that can slowly spin.

For more crazy tripped out fun, check out Weird Al’s post on Craig’s List

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The Elves Reunion, a short story by Jennifer Weigel

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An Elven portal in the woods, emerging from stone and forest floor.
An Elven portal in the woods, emerging from stone and forest floor.

I had heard tale that The Elves dwell in these woods.  Many underestimate The Elves; they have a fondness of heart for Tolkienesque Middle Earth fantasy stories and tales where Elves are the most highly civilized, virtuous and intelligent.  They forget that those are just myths, save for The Elves being cunning.  Remember that the Pied Piper was an Elf, and the children he took were not destined for such a glorious fate.

My sister lost her firstborn to The Elves.  She hadn’t noticed the Changeling until it was too late.  Her baby had already long since been stolen away.  She was so distraught she refused to eat or speak.  She locked herself in her room.  Or my family locked her into it as she succumbed to the madness.  Such are the ways of the family, for all of our protection.  We never question but follow as expected, as a means of self-preservation.  It has kept us all alive.

But I couldn’t get the sinking feeling out of my stomach; the grief became too overwhelming. That is why I came here.  I know I will not be able to rescue the child, nor my sister.  But I seek to avenge their meaningless deaths.  To ensure that it doesn’t happen again.  My family will never act.  I am tired of the Village Elders just shrugging these things off in hushed whispers and badly shrouded secrets.  It happens time and again.  We are all expendable.  They never do anything.

So here I am, in the Elven wood.  Alone.  As soon as my family figures out that I’m here, they will disown me.  They probably already have.  Again, it is for our own protection.  I’ll be just another casualty of The Elves.  Everything is so structured, so regimented.  Anyone who dares act in opposition to the rules vanishes.  We are all so afraid.

I lay in wait.  It’s just a matter of time before the portal appears.  The Elves use the portals to travel across time and space.  They appear where and when they wish.  But this time, I will go through first.  I know not what is on the other side, just that the portals allow only one to traverse in each direction.  We will trade places, if only for a moment until another portal forms.  Hopefully that will be enough time.

The trees shift and morph.  Falling leaves drift slower and slower towards the ground.  There is a stillness that I cannot fully express.  My breath hangs heavy in the silent air.  There is no sound, no smell, no taste.  It is time.  The hairs on the back of my neck and arms rise. I can sense the opening forming.  There is an uncanny familiarity in this moment, as if I have been here before.

As soon as the portal opens, I dash through.  But something isn’t right.  No one came through from the other side.  Or did they?  I cannot tell.  I am alone, in limbo between states of existence.  The world spins around me.  I can feel the drift.  Is this what death feels like?  Cold unbroken silence?  I feel distant eyes upon me everywhere, all around me, in the trees, the clouds, pinpoints of light that shimmer through.

I can feel The Elves eyes upon me everywhere.  In the leaves, in the trees themselves.
I can feel The Elves eyes upon me everywhere. In the leaves, in the trees themselves.

I wasn’t sure what to expect.  Maybe this is all according to plan.  But who was orchestrating the exchange?  My idea was only half formed in those passing pensive moments I am able to think for myself, few and far between.  My family, the Village Elders… no one allows time for freeform thought.  I hadn’t considered what would happen after the portal exchange.  I never really got past step one.

A voice greets me from the trees.  It is hauntingly familiar but seems only a distant memory.

“I’ve been expecting you.”

The world slowly comes into focus.  Clarity restored, the leaves circle me in an embrace.  My sister emerges, her dark eyes smiling.  She cradles the baby in her arms.

“You made it.  You escaped,” she sings.

“I didn’t see anyone,” I retort, skeptical.  I hadn’t recalled having seen any Elves, dark nightmarish fiends that they are, wild, unkempt, uncouth.  Savage beasts like Pan or Krampus.  Is this an illusion?  My sister seems so lifelike, so much herself.  She is the joyful young mother I had known her to be.  Filled with love and laughter.  Light dances about her, and she shimmers.

“Not in passing,” my sister clarifies.  “You have been living among them your whole life.  I had done so as well until the baby was stolen.  My heart broke; I had to follow after.  That was when I learned the Truth.”

“Why do you think we are so sheltered?  Why are we forbidden to do anything?  They do so to protect us from the Truth about who and what we are,” she continued.  “We’ve spent our lives evading that which we truly know ourselves to be.  We were the stolen ones, not the other way around…”

I notice that the portal I came through is still open, reinforcing my idea that no one had passed through the other way.  It is as if the portal was opened specifically to call me through. My sister extends her hand, beckoning me to join her.  There is a gleam in her eye I cannot pinpoint.  She seems happy, but something still isn’t quite right.  I’m still uncertain why I am here, in this time and place, as if destined to be present in this moment, in this decision.

The Village has fallen away to the woods.  There are no breadcrumb trails to follow home.  The idea of home itself seems distant like yet another illusion.  Nothing makes sense anymore.  I am unsure whether I am coming or going.  Two paths lay open before me.  Which shall I take?

The Elves portal remains but the path is unclear.
The Elves portal remains but the path is unclear.

The trees are full of Elven magicks… Feel free to check out more of Jennifer Weigel’s work here on Haunted MTL or on her writing, fine art, and conceptual projects websites.

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Eye Candy Jewelry by Jennifer Weigel

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I have been getting ready for a jewelry show in February and thought I’d share some of the fun eye candy necklaces I’ve been working on. Do they thwart or attract the Evil Eye? I think that depends largely on the wearer’s intentions… Each is hand-beaded and features a spooky printed eyeball pendant as its focus.

And the piece de resistance… A RAINBOW Evil Eye necklace with magnesite stone skulls! I love these happy little deadheads – they are just too spoopy… I have seen these beads ranging in size from very small to huge and I love all of them.

Eye Candy Necklace by Jennifer Weigel with rainbow Evil Eye and magnesite stone skulls
Eye Candy Necklace by Jennifer Weigel with rainbow Evil Eye and magnesite stone skulls

I love using eyes in art in weird and unusual contexts in my art. They have so much presence and symbolism. They also bring a sort of surreal atmosphere to any artwork, which bears just a hint of spookiness regardless of context.

Other artworks & graphics by myself that prominently feature eyes have appeared here on Haunted MTL in Insomnia, Indecision, Illuminati, Carriage Factory art installation, The Watchers, The Red Key, and Shaman Sticks.

You can check out some of my Hauntings jewelry on Haunted MTL here, and more jewelry is featured on my website here.

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