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Welcome, Drive-In Mutants, to the first installment of our series “Notes from The Last Drive-In” where we cover each episode of Shudder‘s “The Last Drive-In with Joe Bob Briggs.” We’ve mentioned Joe Bob Briggs a couple of times here on Haunted MTL, naturally, and it makes sense to cover all the new episodes as they are released. We’ll talk about the films, provide our own reviews of each, and share some observations about the episode.

So, let’s dive in, shall we?

Joe Bob is back in town!

C.H.U.D. (1984)

Before the start of the episode, the Shudder crew managed to unearth footage of Joe Bob circa 1985 where he swears in the live-show crowd with the Drive-in Oath. It’s enough to make this mutant cry.

Joe Bob is not a fan of C.H.U.D., an oft-requested film among the Drive-In mutants. Joe Bob’s rating was a mere 2 stars and throughout the presentation he makes his disdain the focus as only he can. Among his issues with the film are the weak performances, with the single, scenery-chewing exception of Daniel Stern, and the distinct lack of C.H.U.D.s in the film. The C.H.U.D.s, of course being the Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dwellers, though the acronym carries another meaning as well. You’ll just need to watch to find out what that is, though.

C.H.U.D. is a 1984 film about a group of people who become swept up in a conspiracy involving the sewers of New York and the vanishing homeless population. Naturally the homeless are transforming into cannibalistic killers and things escalate as you would expect. The film stars John Heard, Daniel Stern, and Christopher Curry, though the only one who really seems to not sleepwalk through the film is Stern. John Heard is a virtual non-presence.

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As for the Haunted MTL rating, we give C.H.U.D. 1 star. It’s just not very good beyond the curiosity factor and recognition of some of the actors in the film, such as a brief appearances by John Goodman and Jay Thomas. That being said, the blood bukkake scene in the shower is particularly fun. Otherwise, really, C.H.U.D.‘s a dud.

C.H.U.D. happens

Castle Freak (1995)

The second part of the inaugural episode of the ongoing “The Last Drive-In” series is definitely a superior film of the pair. Joe Bob awarded Castle Freak 4 stars and his affection for the film can be felt throughout the episode. It also helped to have Barbara Crampton herself drop by the drive-in to spend some time with Joe Bob. There was a lot of fascinating insight into the experiences of the crew on the actual castle-set of the film, and, naturally, there was a great deal of insight from Joe Bob about Italian film as well. Naturally, Castle Freak was not the most successful of critically lauded of the Stuart Gordon H. P. Lovecraft adaptations, but it’s a solid third after Re-Animator and From Beyond. Of course, there is also an insightful discussion on Joe Bob’s end regarding the origins of the adaptation, pulled from the pages of Lovecraft’s “The Outsider.”

Castle Freak is a 1995 direct-to-video film loosely based on Lovecraft’s “The Outsider.” The film follows the traumatized Reilly family, still grappling with the blinding of their daughter, Rebecca, and death of their son JJ from a drunk driving accident caused by the father. The remaining three Reillys soon discover that they are the inheritors of a 12th century castle in Italy. Little does the family know, however, that the son of the duchess lurks within the castle and he has a violent streak. The film stars Jeffery Combs, Barbara Crampton, and Johnathan Fuller as the titular Castle Freak. As always, Combs and Crampton are fantastic together as they were in Re-Animator and From Beyond, but special recognition of Johnathan Fuller is totally necessary. The Freak is incredible.

We here at Haunted MTL love Castle Freak and Stuart Gordon’s work in general. Naturally, Castle Freak is a 4 star film, a true drive-in classic even though it was a direct to video movie. There is a scene involving handcuffs and the removal of a thumb that is particularly choice.

Something very, very bad is about to happen here…

Haunted MTL’s Drive-In Totals

Lastly, we’re wrapping up with some of our own Drive-In totals, in tribute to the legend himself.

  • 1 red shirt and bolo tie
  • 1 behatted lizard
  • 2 blonde jokes
  • 1 Darcy Cosplay (as Sylvana of Castle Freak)
  • 1 Barbara Crampton guest appearance
  • Shakespeare in the park mocking fu
  • New York theater vs Chicago theater fu
  • Mangled dick phonecall to Felissa Rose fu
  • Stumped Joe Bob Fu

The Drive-In will never die

Well, how was the first trip back to the drive-in for you? Let us know in the comments, and let us know what stuff you want us to focus on in future recaps. In the meantime, please read all of our other great content here at Haunted MTL.

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David Davis is a writer, cartoonist, and educator in Southern California with an M.A. in literature and writing studies.

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Dexter Original Sin Gets Darker with Kid In A Candy Store

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Episode two of Dexter, Original Sin, was just as wonderful as the first. As a long-time Dexter fan, I find it added so much to the background of the story. And if you’re a new fan, I promise you won’t feel left behind.

The story

At the start of our episode, Dexter is learning the ropes of his new internship at Miami Metro. He’s getting a little hazing but is learning how to fit in.

Sarah Michelle Gellar and Patrick Gibson in Dexter Original Sin.

Especially when he starts digging into the old files and finding new playmates for his Dark Passenger.

Meanwhile, Deb is struggling. She feels underappreciated and ignored at home. So, she decides to steal some jewelry from around the house for some quick spending money. Having little in the house in the way of jewelry, she happens upon a pair of earrings in Dexter’s room.

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Nurse Mary’s earrings, to be specific.

And finally, in what will probably be the storyline for the series, a little boy is kidnapped. While he looks like a victim from the first episode of Dexter, or at least dressed in the same school uniforms, we soon find out that he’s the son of a judge. And his kidnapping might have something to do with the death of Dexter’s biological mother.

What worked

I’ve often complained about slow episodes in a TV season or mini-series. The episodes that just don’t have anything going for them. The episodes that are needed to set up the story, but otherwise are kind of dull.

This is an example of that sort of episode done well. It is true that there were no murders in this episode. There was only one dead body, and it was already dead when we got there.

But that didn’t mean the episode was uninteresting. There was character development. There was comedy. And most importantly, it had a storyline that had a satisfying conclusion. Specifically, Deb stealing Dexter’s trophy earrings and trying to sell them.

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Patrick Gibson, Molly Brown and Christian Slater in Dexter Original Sin.

This little storyline worked on so many levels. One, it heightens tension because we know those earrings can lead the police to Dexter for the murder of Nurse Mary. Two, it shows how frustrated Deb is with her life and how far she will go to have a little fun. Three, it shows how far she won’t go when she refuses to sell her mother’s pearls. And four, it gives us a satisfying beginning, middle, and end of a story while we’re doing the necessary work of laying a foundation for the rest of the series. This was a masterclass in subplots.

I also want to point out that, so far, this series works by itself as much as it works as a prequel. I would watch Dexter Original Sin if I’d never heard the name Dexter Morgan before. And while it certainly benefits from its predecessors, it isn’t only relying on that.

What didn’t work

All that being said, I’m afraid there is still one glaring issue with this series. I hate Gellar’s character.

Yes, I am biased. But hear me out.

Tanya is supposed to be Dexter’s mentor. She got him the job as a paid intern. It would stand to reason that she did that because she wanted to take him under her wing. And yes, I am aware that a certain kind of teacher likes to knock their students down a peg or two. But she seems more interested in proving what a Strong Female she is to this college student than actually teaching him.

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And frankly, this is some of the most sexist stuff I’ve ever seen on Dexter. This show has a long history of being pretty good about gender relations. It passes the Bechdel test. All of the female characters have flaws, strengths, and personalities. It’s almost like they’re, gasp, real people. None of them have been the girl hero with no personality other than being the Strong Female until Tanya was introduced. And given how similar she is to Buffy, and how unlike the rest of the cast this character is, I sense some meddling from Gellar herself.

Do better.

I am so pumped for the rest of this mini series. It is clear that everyone working on this series, except Gellar, are huge fans of the original show. Everyone is going a great job, the story is great, and I cannot wait to see what happens next.

4 out of 5 stars (4 / 5)

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Heretic: ‘It’s a simple choice that should not be made simply: Belief or Disbelief?’

‘It’s a simple choice that should not be made simply: Belief or Disbelief?’

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A24‘s chilling religious horror film, Heretic, arrived in theatres this November, forcing viewers to confront the unsettling line between faith and doubt. Directed by Scott Beck and Bryan Woods, this edge-of-your-seat thriller will leave audiences deeply disturbed as Sister Barnes (Sophie Thatcher) and Sister Paxton (Chloe East) pass over the threshold of Mr. Reed’s (Hugh Grant) home where they undergo a terrifying experience that shatters their beliefs.

The Plot.

Sister Barnes and Sister Paxton are Mormon missionaries for The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. As the opening scenes roll they are visiting houses in an unnamed, rural Colorado town. These houses are from a list of people who have shown interest in joining the church. After being rejected and ignored several times, they arrive at the door on Mr. Reed, a pleasant gentleman who invites them in the discuss the church, promising his wife is home in the kitchen to put the Sister’s minds at ease.

Welcoming the women to sit in his living room, Mr. Reed initiates what amounts to be an awkward conversation, questioning the faith of the missionaries. Sensing that something is amiss, with Mr. Reed’s wife still not coming to meet them and a storm brewing outside, the women decide it is time to leave. Sneaking to the front door when Mr. Reed leaves the room they find the front door locked, and the only way out is to go deeper into the strange house.

Highlights.

I have never really understood the appeal of Hugh Grant. I found him lackluster in Love Actually and just plain annoying in Bridget Jones’s Diary. After watching Heretic though I think the problem is that his career focus has been on the wrong genre. Hugh Grant is terrifying, but not in the conventional sense, in the creepy religious uncle that you only see on Boxing Day sense. It might be in the jerky way Mr. Reed walks, or the near-whispered dialogue throughout the movie. Also, whoever put Mr. Reed in those glasses is a genius, they give chilling Jeffrey Dahmer vibes.

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I must also note the intense monologues that Hugh Grant delivers in Heretic. It is hard to take your eyes off him. The ideas and theories that are presented are not unknown and rather convincing. I was surprised to find myself nodding in agreement with an obviously deranged and hostile character.

Drawbacks.

It is hard to explain the main drawback of this movie without spoiling the ending, but let me try. The explanation and big reveal at the end of Heretic was a bit… on the nose. I just couldn’t hitch myself to that wagon. I understand what the writer was trying to say. That there are people who have such strong faith that they are willing to give up their lives to prove the belief true. It is the way this is presented in the plot however… I didn’t like it and wonder if there might have been another way to present this idea.

The Final Take.

Ahh, how I loved this movie. Never mind National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation, Krampus or Die Hard, Heretic is my new favorite Christmas film. There is nothing more to be said.

5 out of 5 stars (5 / 5)

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Returning to the Soothing World of Evil with “The Demon of Death”

“The Demon of Death” is the season 3 premiere of the supernatural drama Evil, created by Michelle King and Robert King.

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“The Demon of Death” is the season 3 premiere of the supernatural drama Evil, created by Michelle King and Robert King. The central cast includes Katja Herbers, Mike Colter, Aasif Mandvi, Michael Emerson, Christine Lahti, and Andrea Martin. As of this review, it’s available through Netflix and Paramount+ and its add-ons.

The assessors investigate the weight of a soul. Father Frank Ignatius (Wallace Shawn) agrees to participate in this test despite his growing disillusionment. David (Mike Colter) and Kristen (Katja Herbers) deal with the ramifications of their confessions. Kristen’s girls go on the warpath with Leland (Michael Emerson). Andy (Patrick Brammall) signs his death warrant.

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Evil Season 3 Cover

What I Like about “The Demon of Death”

As season 2 ended with a cliffhanger, “The Demon of Death” picks back up with an interesting addition. The episode provides a more obvious stopping point that Season 2 should have taken advantage of. It dumbfounds me because this addition makes for a more interesting and darker cliffhanger. The added context would have made the cliffhanger more palatable. However, it’s a nice twist for the episode.

Dr. Boggs (Kurt Fuller) and Sister Andrea (Andrea Martin) make an interesting pair that adds complexity to both. We even explore some of Sister Andrea’s character flaws, best displayed by her interaction with Kristen in the next scene. Few wise sage characters that display flaws, making this addition appreciated.

Father Ignatius’ introduction adds layers of interest for a character who will play a recurring role, tying into Monsignor Korecki directly. The yet-to-be-explored relationship between Father Ignatius and Monsignor Korecki (Boris McGiver) evokes an interest.

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While “The Demon of Death” isn’t a haunting episode, but explores the mysteries and terror of death through science to provide an interesting environment for an episode. It introduces a new character that adds to the cast.

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Tired Tropes and Triggers

There’s not much to report here that particularly crosses the line and what teeters on the line holds a dark comedic tone.

Perhaps Sister Andrea’s flaw might rub some the wrong way, as it deals with her overwhelming faith. However, it’s a minor point at the moment. Again, I lean on liking some complexity for the wise sage archetype.

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What I Dislike about “The Demon of Death”

“The Demon of Death” still plays it safe with its supernatural elements, but that does seem to be Evil’s standard. At this point of the series, it seems a strange restraint. However, the new normal remains functionally paranormal.

While the premiere starts with an interesting procedural plot, it doesn’t direct the season like prior premieres. This episode doesn’t deliver a massive refocus as season 2’s premiere, but that’s because its conclusion doesn’t deliver as focused of a direction. Regardless, “The Demon of Death” is still an episode that slips away despite its premiere status.

Ben (Aasif Mandvi) seems needlessly hostile as they investigate a soul’s potential weight. The study delivers a thorough scientific process, which makes his resistance linger on the “angry atheist” archetype.

The demon shown on screen certainly isn’t the demon of death the title suggests. While the plot revolves around the mystery of death, there is a demon with a more carnal domain. As future episodes dive into their respective demons, it does seem to be an inaccurate title. However, the demon of the episode will get further focus in a different episode.

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Final Thoughts

“The Demon of Death” doesn’t stand out as a premiere but provides an interesting procedural episode. As Father Ignatius will become another key character in the series, giving him an entire episode to introduce him is a nice strategy. While it’s not a haunting episode, it still provides a level of camp with interesting characters to pull it off.
3 out of 5 stars (3 / 5)

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