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Day Shift with Jamie Foxx and Snoop Dog head our list of movies. Will Box admit Death Tunnel is really just Ouija House rebooted? Will Jim remember how to get the echo button off? Will Box give Yoga Hosiers a higher score than ‘the worst edited movie ever?’ All this and more on the next Streamin’ Demons!

Transcripts (rough rough said the dog) of our show:

:00.00
jim_phoenix
Hey, everyone Jim Phoenix here and boy do we have another exciting adventure of streaming demons I hope you enjoy the labor day nationals. Whatever day thing sign you know I did days. We’ve got day shift Jamie Fox and then we have deaf tunnel with. Who cares with my my friend painless say and to top it all off. We got foodba. We’ve got yoga hosers with none other than Kevin Smith and Johnny Depp all this and more on the next stream of demons. Edit it.

00:38.88
jim_phoenix
Are.

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00:53.82
jim_phoenix
Are.

01:07.56
jim_phoenix
Hey, everyone Jim Phoenix here and by golly we are back. We are alive. We are insane. We’ve got all sorts of madness going on as later Esteinim Moler say madness pro. We’ve got a big o show coming up. So I can’t wait to what can’t wait. Can’t wait to do this. But first I want to introduce my co-hostess my mostest that host the hostes. No other than who all right Jim Breock sorry we’ve got.

01:38.46
booooox
You always forget, you always forget. It’s an you mostly forget.

01:43.24
jim_phoenix
Always forget sometimes I say other people’s names you know you I well how could I forget you box if that is your real name. You are you Christian name is box.

01:53.88
booooox
It’s it is. It’s my Christian name. Yeah.

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01:59.66
jim_phoenix
I think I’ve eighten your Christian name before the saying.

02:02.19
booooox
I think I might have to any who’s we have. We have new stuff people. We have great new stuff full of wabwas and baby Odas.

02:08.70
jim_phoenix
Oh ah, baby order.

02:21.43
booooox
And we’re gonna enjoy. We’re gonna enjoy that as well. I mean you might I probably will less than I.

02:27.80
jim_phoenix
Yeah, someone might enjoy something and I don’t make glasses on so I have no idea but I’m pressing ah could be gra with pickies and so if you’re new to Beman Davis good luck because.

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02:31.64
booooox
Yeah, no.

02:38.96
booooox
Oh my gosh. Don’t listen to this one.

02:43.66
jim_phoenix
Yeah, this is our first one back in a while since we had like okay I’ll I’ll tell what happened we taped a special like months ago I think and I thought it sucks so bad I don’t want to release it until we.

02:51.84
booooox
Like yeah it was a while I thought it suck.

03:00.90
jim_phoenix
Like that’ either that or skip a week like well all bad that would suck I wasn’t that bad. You know is had movies in it. Yeah’m pretty sure it was it was it was something there. Ah, but.

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03:07.58
booooox
It We talked about stuff you know so.

03:17.62
jim_phoenix
The the main point is the main point is is that we know we are back and absolutely nothing go wrong. Okay I mean I’ve been saving my voice for this for the entire for the entire time if Your’re brand new. Yeah.

03:32.36
booooox
Sit sit back, sit back people. It’s gonna be a long time of this.

03:39.84
jim_phoenix
Ah, very long, long long time but a good time. Our premise is simple on this show. We take something old something borrowed something new something blue. You know it’s the whole wedding jazz box will take one I’ll take one and we. Double team another one because that’s what we are word like I think we’re still doing phrasing right? No, but apparently it’s game or throne sponsor i’ get the memo I could have got a multimillion dollar show if I just you know let.

03:58.70
booooox
Consensually Rape is not our sponsor.

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04:11.87
booooox
Oh that’s what you’re talking about with the dragon thing see I don’t want either a hannibal nor ah nor that so when you talked about the dragon thing I was like oh I don’t watch Hannibal.

04:14.69
jim_phoenix
Yeah.

04:21.49
jim_phoenix
Um, you thought I meant other day. Oh yeah, yeah or the tran thing I don’t know I know watch either of them. No one watches.

04:32.17
booooox
Ah, whatever I don’t watch either of them. So good luck.

04:38.82
jim_phoenix
Yeah, well you know I I tried a live tweetaks I write for sexy fandom for house of Dragon Sexy fandom dot com room the but mean I know I’m like over I’m plugging other companies I work for ah and.

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04:47.30
booooox
Brag brag. Like brag.

04:56.92
jim_phoenix
And I try to do the the live tweeting for our website because I own it I They didn’t write too much. Yeah I try but I try to write different jokes for like the live feed for them and our live tweeting and it’s like.

05:01.47
booooox
You double dip you double dip good.

05:12.69
jim_phoenix
Insane I tried to make sure like our stuff could be a little more riskcay and there has to be safer work and but there yeah there more tasteful than if I owned it I can’t say like hey this reminds me at 1 time Donald Trump

05:17.20
booooox
Which is funny because it’s like they’re sexy so you have to be taste tasteful.

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05:30.78
jim_phoenix
Fuck to daughter that won’t go there but it can go for me I’m not sure is there? No no.

05:34.80
booooox
Where’s my kazoo I need the kazoo. Oh it’s there somewhere you got the glass you need your glasses and that’s close enough that’s close enough there it is. There’s my kazoo.

05:47.51
jim_phoenix
Very young. So um violation. Well I’m not saying he you know game with her owns reminds me of like the trumps. But it’s a bunch of fake blonde people want to fuck each other that.

05:51.33
booooox
You’re in violation. Sir.

06:06.94
jim_phoenix
You know tells you thing but we’re not on that we are in something else we are on movies time and boxes. First movie is so painful they share it to me in class and I had no idea gone because I the sound offs I was like reading the the the subtitles like oh what’s wrong with this? Oh okay.

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06:11.32
booooox
So.

06:21.87
booooox
You know you need to listen to that.

06:26.52
jim_phoenix
Yeah I listen why I go I’m like oh that’s what that’s what wronghood. Okay, so what is your movie box if that is your real name. Oh hair oh pain Really want to say who cares.

06:34.59
booooox
Ah, it is. We’ve established that it’s my christian.

06:43.15
booooox
It’s kind of echoey too like he’s in a cavern or in a tunnel in a death tunnel Perhaps which is the name of my movie which is death tunnel. Um.

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06:46.94
jim_phoenix
Oh a chef tunnel oh is that Russell Simmons new thing death tunnel.

06:57.70
jim_phoenix
Of your movie. Okay, they sort effect that.

07:00.41
booooox
Ah, so boy oh boy this um this movie I have a lot of notes because I just kept not understanding what was going on so it has actually an interesting promise. This is like 1 of those ouija.

07:10.62
jim_phoenix
I Remember of those.

07:17.38
booooox
House situations where it’s like if what.

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07:19.70
jim_phoenix
Okay, ah yeah, know you said weez your house I asked a guy thought I’m like why why they show me a fucking ouja house I thought it was be hour for the first but fucking 3 minutes I

07:26.90
booooox
Well weja. No it is not ouja house I would have watched I would have watched fuuji house a second time because it had terror read. That’s not Ter Reid no

07:34.15
jim_phoenix
It’s a different movie the terror read read make fucking that that’s not terror read I thought was terror read Jesus no under my mind. Joke is like you’re like what the fuck terror read I thought it was ter I thought it was ter read.

07:44.94
booooox
Yeah I did not understand the joke. But I’m always for Tara reads her new podcast coming outs.

07:53.36
jim_phoenix
Ah, if I plug Dary’s new podcast series I spoke to not ter readid at all. No, but one day long yeah okay so death tunnel.

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07:57.51
booooox
Oh yeah, Okay, but there is a girl in there that I did say blond bitch is the next terror read in the best way which it kind of is. But so the the idea of it.

08:09.42
jim_phoenix
Um I.

08:15.83
booooox
Is that um there are five like these girls are in college they have to go through this initiation thing um put on by the boys. Um, and of.

08:25.99
jim_phoenix
Oh course.

08:29.42
booooox
Again I want to just reiterate to people I haven’t even said it it yet. So I want to say it and then I’ll reiterate it. This was made in 2005

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08:40.70
jim_phoenix
Um, why is why is head a home run job by or your saying it.

08:42.98
booooox
I don’t know why that’s a home run because it’s not a home run so 2005 just put that in your minds of 2005 so it it’s so much cgi and slow mo. Um.

08:50.38
jim_phoenix
Ah done I I can’t remember if far back? Yeah, ah, most of our aren more’t born yet by the way I you heard to you.

08:59.59
booooox
Basically that hurts me that hurts me all right children in 2005 which is funny because they’re not children anymore. They’re adults god I’m old.

09:07.42
jim_phoenix
Um.

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09:16.19
booooox
Um, so in 2005 it plays out. Basically you know how when you watch ghost adventures and you see those like little things that it shows in the background of yeah you do I’m sure you do and it has those like.

09:20.57
jim_phoenix
Last was the bench. So.

09:33.65
booooox
Ghost and like that just stock footage of weird shit that’s going on that is what kind of this movie is so these five girls get brought into this house that is well. It’s a sanatorium kind of place where this. Fake plague this I wish so this fake plague went on called the white plague, um, Etc, Etc, Etc longest death tunnel in the world is there for some reason.

09:56.77
jim_phoenix
Um, metal tur.

10:05.51
jim_phoenix
Hey that’s the name of my Ex too Soona always said Deaf Tunnel I think meant something else death. Well its both death and death. It’s like a horror.

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10:13.50
booooox
Um, ah like death Death’s Tunnel death tunnel. So we have the promise.

10:24.55
jim_phoenix
Situation by the way.

10:26.56
booooox
This is five girls 5 floors 5 hours five ghosts and you.

10:30.44
jim_phoenix
I’ve been in Vegas before I know how it works and the last one’s like the goat level right? Not the greatest all time it is actual goat like my.

10:41.70
booooox
The last one. Well there’s a lot of weird shit that does go on a lot of it does not make sense. Um I will say there was one jump scare that did get me surprisingly so but I’m also easy to jump scare. So I mean.

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10:51.50
jim_phoenix
Really.

10:58.18
jim_phoenix
I That is truly I play video games with you. Not even like with me you were just watching but I’m the same with me.

10:59.80
booooox
And so I mean that’s not I am I’m very easy.

11:07.29
booooox
Oh yeah, no I watch marlier play 5 nights at Freddy’s I scream I scream so loud. My neighbors are like are you okay and I’m like I’m having the time of my life. Ah it is a consensual.

11:17.67
jim_phoenix
I Well not that way neighbors If you’re wondering this screaming horror as long as screams Potentialial Iss How he matters.

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11:24.66
booooox
It’s all consensual neighbors. So um, the time in this movie is not linear in the least I would have to say the award to the worst editing I have seen in my entire life and I’m not being hyperbolic. Goes to this movie. They win an award good job. Job. Good job. The tunnel you did it. You did it I’m Proud. It is bad. It is it makes no sense and you’re.

11:44.82
jim_phoenix
They Yay they win an award um and then work like um.

12:01.38
booooox
You don’t understand what’s going on because we’re in the past. But Nope now we’re in the here and Nope now we’re over here and I didn’t well maybe the.

12:07.27
jim_phoenix
Hey hey hey no, no, no you said you didn’t see a house of Dragon Damn it pretty much describing the fucking three seat series Of course.

12:19.69
booooox
The writer Director producer musician of this movie. Hey.

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12:22.80
jim_phoenix
Yeah, they like all there at least we see that dev tunnel here’s a couple million dollars an episode see. We can do.

12:33.19
booooox
It’s just this whole thing is wolf it it. It puts in all the effects all the noises. All the everything’s and Gramma’s cookies and you think that everything is like I don’t know.

12:49.68
jim_phoenix
Photo your own but it’s not ah.

12:50.83
booooox
Greensc screened but it’s not It’s not but it feels like it. It looks like it because it’s so weirdly shot and slow motiony and fake music videoe-ish it’s just it just looks so fake. And um, the main the last girl in the main dude sound like the californians like from Snl um, so it’s hilarious actually um whenever they talk you got a little bit of that when I showed it to you of basically people.

13:18.15
jim_phoenix
And I want to like it.

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13:25.14
jim_phoenix
That that yeah like Bri goes send me a clip. There’s ba I would love to show it but it we it’s got too much of the actual video on it because it just sand face. Yeah.

13:27.90
booooox
Having sad faces.

13:37.76
booooox
It’s just sad faces I’ll put it on. Maybe um, my account on Instagram or something because it’s literally just I don’t know 30 seconds of just them having sad faces over and over and over again.

13:43.55
jim_phoenix
There you go.

13:53.26
jim_phoenix
It’s decent think it would make a great tickok you doing that.

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13:53.62
booooox
And that is that is the the extent kind of of the movie. So it is oh my gosh You have no idea man I don’t know where people are in relation to each other. Um.

14:00.55
jim_phoenix
That is early. Oh shit.

14:12.62
booooox
It’s just it’s a wild bananas ride of of wellness and again like I said I I enjoy the premise I Enjoy oh five girls one on at every floor. There’s a ghost there to come and to haunt them and to scare them or possess them or whatever. That’s a great problem.

14:21.42
jim_phoenix
Find that the great.

14:29.23
jim_phoenix
We are the progression.

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14:30.64
booooox
Miss That’s an interesting premise it ah it doesn’t really ah, fall too well into that. So kudos to the director Writer Producer Musiciant Cetera et Cetera for trying but. It just fell real flat. But the 1 good thing about it is the the piano music was nice.

14:57.64
jim_phoenix
Um, oh I think yeah that piano music are here. Oh.

15:01.19
booooox
The acting Oh is there piano music the crickets the crickets are playing piano. Oh yeah, that’s it and it was really sad whenever I heard that I got real sad. Um.

15:05.40
jim_phoenix
So good. There’s that family like um.

15:16.51
jim_phoenix
Are you you hopeful.

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15:18.77
booooox
And honestly the actors were trying really hard. There was a lot of fake crying but they were they were trying they were giving it their terror read all and um, that made it the terror read all that’s her. Her.

15:27.74
jim_phoenix
I think doctor prescribe it to me before Ter read all yeah, it kick me up Ter read. All is it’s a collective of fairies. It’s like the super fan roundtable that.

15:36.41
booooox
Other podcasts. The terror read all yes and you know I would I would listen to them. But regardless they did They did try bless them they tried and at least it wasn’t. Completely unbearable because of that like they were at an eleven and I appreciated every bit of that so that is my review should you watch it? No So don’t watch it.

15:56.33
jim_phoenix
Um I.

16:07.70
jim_phoenix
Ah, well wow, you can say watch you have ways to watch world Gator or whether it was rollerator.

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16:12.64
booooox
Roller Gator I Do I think you should watch your roller gater. Um, but this one I think it’s it has its moments that are really really funny like the one that I showed you but all in all I think in the end there’s Just. Ah, few and far between I think people should probably pass this one up. Um, it’s a great time capsule of what was in 2005? Um, but ah, let’s let’s let’s bury it and put it to rest.

16:42.46
jim_phoenix
Um, ah.

16:48.53
jim_phoenix
Bury it all put it all the rest put it in there and do other things with it right? Especially if it’s you know? um.

16:53.95
booooox
Um, conidually.

17:02.94
booooox
Um, you yeah you really need to find your glasses man because you’re your how you’re all over the place. So I would give this I would give this I would give it to.

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17:04.72
jim_phoenix
Why there we la to worse my but how many how many cup there. Let you get this oh a 2

17:20.73
booooox
I would give it a 2 just because they acted so hard. They acted their hearts out to where it wasn’t at no point I was like furious at it. So I think that says something I just don’t think people should watch it.

17:22.46
jim_phoenix
Yes.

17:30.92
jim_phoenix
Um, this is.

17:36.92
booooox
Especially pregnant women the elderly and people with heart conditions not because it’s scary not because it’s scary. It’s just bad. Yeah yeah, probably not a good.

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17:37.60
jim_phoenix
Um, the.

17:39.65
jim_phoenix
Or all 3 a that bad. Grab your health remind me a 2 you know and here’s here’s a thing at least it wasn’t like your favorite movie like hey we should that with voodoo. Like okay, but next time you pick your favorite movie of all time like that’s a poico 2.5 like your favorite movies to 2.5 you bad biology. Yeah, like 8.

18:06.79
booooox
But then she gave that that super sexual weird one like bad viology like a a million catthoos and I’m like everything you described to me is horrific and I would never want to watch this movie.

18:23.45
jim_phoenix
Though. But so that’s why I like your ratings because ah 2 you’re you’re pretty tough I fair and usually I’ll say like oh man, what are the scores I don’t know I can tap that so a box you better. Go I can top it to I can.

18:39.35
booooox
Ah, okay.

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18:39.90
jim_phoenix
I mean not by much because my movie was day shift 20000 twenty two with Jamie Fox and if you ever wonder what James Franco looks without the rape accusations looks just like Dave Franco yeah

18:48.87
booooox
Jamie Foxx

18:57.92
jim_phoenix
I guess gently know and James might come back one day but hopefully this is a Netflix original I think a Netflix original I wasn’t paying that was a attention to it really a hardworking blue car dad just wants to provide a good life for his quick witted 10 year old daughter. Mundane san fernando valley pool clean jobs are front for a real source of income hunting and killing vampires. Also starring Snoop dog I think thetoop ball is a little girl. Yeah, yeah, it’s kind of cool that way.

19:21.83
booooox
Oh is Snoop dog the little girl. Oh all so cute so cute I’m I’m glad that they’re like you know, really expanding. You know the genre genre of.

19:32.71
jim_phoenix
Video.

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19:38.36
jim_phoenix
The roles of it and I would um, be straight out with you. It took me 3 or 4 times to finish the movie and I’m pretty sure if I look at how long this movie is probably like 90 minutes maybe it just.

19:39.91
booooox
Of the roles. Yeah.

19:45.56
booooox
Okay.

19:51.99
booooox
Yeah.

19:55.86
jim_phoenix
Kind of not that dragged on and on and on and on and on but there were things that made zero sense even for a movie that has you know Jamie Fox and Snoop dog with Dave Franco apparently James is busy now. It. Didn’t it didn’t make sense man. It’s like I wanted to make sure that the kid in this movie is not actually Jamie Foxx’s kid. That’s the only reason I can think that this movie is made by Jamie Fox because like yeah I need something for my daughter to be in. So whatever. Do you got? really we gonna put a bi in okay because I think he’s actually said like you should never do it different like that or something right? Just you want to be like a hip ho iris and you kind of said no.

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20:33.70
booooox
You know, um I want to put a pin in that I want to put a pin that but go on.

20:48.27
booooox
Oh no, not with his daughter I’m just saying with daughters in general. Well we’ll get there. But so okay so Jamie Fox is the lead character. He is the vampire hunter.

20:53.77
jim_phoenix
Oh okay, alright.

21:01.75
jim_phoenix
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, not in real life as far as I know but it’s his daughter for the show and it’s kind of like the wise cracking daughter.

21:07.93
booooox
And that is that is his daughter or not his daughter. Oh.

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21:20.35
jim_phoenix
Only existing to honestly give the guy something to do Otherwise it’s kind of like a guy just wanting money. You know he’s trying to get his daughter new school and try to save his family’s already divorced or not divorced I wasn’t paying that much of attention and he got kicked out of a vampire.

21:27.49
booooox
1 yeah.

21:39.50
jim_phoenix
Hunting union but they didn’t because he’s back with Snoop dog or and.

21:44.19
booooox
Oh so this is not like oh so vampire hunting is not like a so like ah on the slide This is like organized.

21:50.91
jim_phoenix
Um, no, it’s an yeah, this is this is something that ever knows about and they they have unions.

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21:55.86
booooox
So they they had a Jimmy Hoffa of vampire hunting at some points. Basically you would think okay.

22:00.39
jim_phoenix
If you would like to sing it this way you get you. You could say that as you wish now I’m not going to crap on the writer. The writer has all of 1 credit and it is day shift.

22:14.90
booooox
Oh oh like.

22:17.33
jim_phoenix
Well congratulations getting your first movie green with by Netflix and.

22:19.57
booooox
Yeah, and with having Jamie Fox and Snoop dog I mean that would be a real feather in somebody’s cap.

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22:28.47
jim_phoenix
Yeah, and the other one is ah, there’s other writers shahanton who did a army of dead also from Netflix that sucked complete ass. They shift awesome from Netflix I’m guessing army ofieves probably is just like army of fucking dead that sucked. Complete fucking asked and then somehow John with 3 it’s like complete shit complete shit composer and John with 3 like i.

22:46.47
booooox
Um, nine consensually and John John Wick 3 wow see like I even like John Wick 3

23:00.66
booooox
I didn’t like the first two. Yeah I didn’t look.

23:02.96
jim_phoenix
A really you know? what’s amazing about John Mc three we’re talking about that instead of the fucking movie I think I won.

23:10.67
booooox
Yeah I know so okay, so vampires are a real deal. Um, can they? Okay, so in this universe Do they come out during the day. Okay, they only come out during the nighttime they do not glitter.

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23:14.14
jim_phoenix
Yeah, yes, the night time. However, however, they don’t glitter but they have like basically makeup they can go outside.

23:30.38
booooox
Okay, okay, okay.

23:32.45
jim_phoenix
Daytime and there’s different rules of chur and it’s sort of a comedy meaning they they built it as a comedy but it doesn’t work as a comedy nor fantasy nor an action movie. So all 3 things they actually built this for does not work at all.

23:50.14
booooox
Honestly, you know what it sounds like to me it sounds like bright. Yeah, it sounds like the will Smith bright like when they were trying to have the fantasy with the elves in the orcs and its partner was like.

23:51.57
jim_phoenix
The bunch of shipper bright and bright.

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24:01.11
jim_phoenix
Why are you fucking? What? bright.

24:06.40
booooox
Bright Have you bright? What? no I’m just saying it’s It’s very like that.

24:08.86
jim_phoenix
Bright, No did I What your its bright. Do we review? bright? Oh thank God I bought me love what is bright I out light bright.

24:25.28
booooox
Bright, no, it was a movie that came out and people were like really really pumped up for it. It came out with I believe also Netflix it had will smith in it. Um, you know and like another big name actor and it was supposed to be kind of like comedic. Um.

24:30.97
jim_phoenix
Um, right.

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24:44.92
booooox
Cop movie. But with fair like fairies and elves and things like that but like normal day normal you know and I am not making this set up.

24:54.57
jim_phoenix
I I think you’re making the shirt up now right? Okay I just go it. We a bright with Nomi rep it Really how I miss it.

25:04.74
booooox
Yeah, it it sounds like it’s trying to be bright. It sounds like you know it’s like oh this is the world now. But yeah.

25:12.86
jim_phoenix
Oh my God you’re right there Orcs Ah yeah, maybe ah because if you’re saying they’re both complete pieces of shit you are correct like right.

25:24.67
booooox
I’m just saying that they kind of missed their mark in a bit and maybe I I might get fla for that but they it sounds like they’re trying to be kind of comedic and kind of funny and kind of like oh this is like ah a whole world.

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25:33.17
jim_phoenix
Um, no no.

25:40.75
jim_phoenix
Um, yes, and not.

25:44.30
booooox
But they don’t really world build eat.

25:44.67
jim_phoenix
Correct. No I read I’m reading the Richard Broper from Chicago suntimes which I do like that paper gain a film 1.5 out of 4 stars saying bright is basically a tired buddy cop movie dressed up as bizarre trappings. It doesn’t take itself too seriously but not nearly self-deprecating and funny as it needs to be that so could have been absolutely day shift. He can just like reuse the same thing. Yeah I think you’re hit on here there if you like bright first of all.

26:10.69
booooox
Yeah, that sounds like it. It’s.

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26:20.40
jim_phoenix
Probably listen the fucking podcast because let’s take ah Streamman es ain’t for you. But if you hated bright, you’re Ros going hate day shift. It’s however I will say this. However, the thing that works the best with day shift. There’s 3 things.

26:38.33
jim_phoenix
Dave Franco funny ah Dave Franco because he’ he’s just newish but Jamie Fox is good in it. Hes solid Jamie Fox is out on this if this was not a Jamie Fox movie I wouldn’t be even watching the show.

26:39.23
booooox
Frankmon Oh big Frank goes then.

26:48.32
booooox
Well, he’s not well. He’s in a an Oscar winner isn’t he yes, wow.

26:55.27
jim_phoenix
Yeah, he’s got some talent I seen him when I see him and we started out for living color way back in the day. It’s good done. That’s the show. We should be watching a sort of day shift tell you that although stupid are pretty good too. But you guys fasture through a lot of bullshit to get there man the fight.

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27:04.29
booooox
Kids That’s and that’s an old show.

27:12.25
booooox
Okay, so the middle one.

27:15.23
jim_phoenix
Decent the vampires they did something solid for the vampires they rented or paid I guess to cirle actors or out of work because of you know Covid and yeah, that is pretty damn cool.

27:22.76
booooox
Oh oh, that’s cool.

27:34.50
jim_phoenix
But not cool enough to absolutely do anything for this fucking movie Unfortunately, certain way certainly sir.

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27:37.84
booooox
Ah, Circus Circus Circus de Su Delay Circus Du Slayed Circus salad.

27:47.31
jim_phoenix
Please ever suck second guys. sorry sorry sir sorry so so delay say say ah.

27:55.59
booooox
Um, Sir Okay, and no I can’t I can’t you know I can’t so I think that’s awesome I think I would love to watch vampires that’s are flying around and doing crazy shit.

28:03.27
jim_phoenix
What miss.

28:09.53
jim_phoenix
If like Ben yeah, so like it said it had all the trappings you just mess it up so I have they probably you seegi. They did the checkoff gun thing. There was a de.

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28:23.00
booooox
The technology of course.

28:26.58
jim_phoenix
Scene with a grandmother who gets crappy over in the first three minutes but it just goes on too long to be really good just you know they go world. That’s how they world build like oh vampires are strongw. Got it. Thanks I needed 5 more fucking minutes of that. Ah, that drink blood huh. Okay.

28:27.95
booooox
Happy number. But just don’t go into a lot.

28:39.75
booooox
Yeah, okay like you’re shitting me vappingers drink blood. Oh oh, that’s changes. Everything.

28:47.59
jim_phoenix
Ah, yeah, like fireman or oh as long as we take out their fan or zone now know? Yeah, so yeah, sound check landing if it his.

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28:57.17
booooox
All right question question. So do you think that this could have been Ah, okay, well do you think this could have been much better.

29:04.52
jim_phoenix
Object fucking opinion.

29:09.30
booooox
If it had been say like a show or a mini series or something like that o Steve so they only have one credit I mean they’re they’re doing their bestt 3

29:13.39
jim_phoenix
We’re just had fucking writers.

29:19.58
jim_phoenix
Well the other one like the other writer was from John Fucking Wick we say all on that preview is a John from the creative mind of John Wi three well apparently that John with 3 had more 1 fucking writer because this guy couldn’t write shit.

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29:36.10
booooox
Well I’m sure I’m I’m sure well and you have to wonder too how much of it is Netflix I mean Rick and morty even joked about that like Netflix will buy anything.

29:38.40
jim_phoenix
I know I don’t I’m not trying to be mean to SH I t I want him to write that for me. Oh I think.

29:51.44
jim_phoenix
I think this guy has a 3 deal or multipicture deal with Netflix as a writer and one the writers does because all those movies on his I amdb are Netflix Netflix Netflix.

30:03.20
booooox
Okay, so young writers in the audience. You know what you have to do know you got to you got to make a gobbledy you vampire.

30:06.83
jim_phoenix
Apparently altogether like like gobbled the go to get some Netflix money largely I’m not saying you did that I saying allledly yeah because I can’t see this being in talent based the talent has to be re lying somewhere else. 2 hour movie Holy Christ yeah

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30:28.19
booooox
Consensually, So um, what rating would you give it.

30:34.94
jim_phoenix
Um, here’s here’s the the the hard part the budget was the budget was a $100000000 are you fucking kidding me a hundred thing million.

30:47.00
booooox
I’m not surprised because most of that’s going to go towards your talent and also the cgi tailing and cgi.

30:53.45
jim_phoenix
Holy shit. Just knowing that it syncs a damn thing dramatically but okay, the the soundtrack is basically Tupac.

31:03.15
booooox
Okay, okay I’m here.

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31:11.60
booooox
Oh wow.

31:12.52
jim_phoenix
California log fake that but the only damn thing and Snoop dogs in it I can’t give okay I can’t give Snoop dog a to so I’m so sorry I’m a pretended Snoop dog is not in this movie. And all that shit was just like a commercial for the movie. So this movie itself is a 1.5 hops tops snoop do scenes like 10 out twelve twenty out two three hundred of a million whatever it is hi. Yeah now Snoop dog.

31:37.97
booooox
Ah, oh my gosh. Oh Wow Yeah Sno Dogs fun s new dogs.

31:51.50
jim_phoenix
Plays it nice California love soundtracked again 10 out 10 but fuck this movie man fuck this shit fuck this movie and fuck Netflix we putting this movie out a $100000000 they could have like re up some series that people actually watch.

31:57.59
booooox
Yeah, apparently.

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32:06.21
booooox
Yeah, yeah.

32:08.39
jim_phoenix
Ah, 1.5 my final fucking answer and just like this how but this I’ll put it this way thought this movie this movie goes from maybe the lakers you know, thought this movie well to dog goes from like maybe the lakers to fucking clippers. There’s and for that so up.

32:24.72
booooox
I don’t understand sports. So.

32:28.29
jim_phoenix
Yeah, that’s okay so if that being said, let’s move on to our third movie which is food about yoga hosers is the one with double team I think I should reviewed okhosers before for some time I don’t know probably did.

32:40.24
booooox
I Think this is the one that’s going to break our friendship to be honest, Yeah, it’s not. It’s not going to be roller gator I think it’s gonna be this one I’ve I’ve been dreading this moment.

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32:43.94
jim_phoenix
Oh really, it won’t be fucking rollerator.

32:51.98
jim_phoenix
Oh.

32:57.45
jim_phoenix
I why you dread this moment you what? what? the fuck. How do you not like yo holeed the moeys the fucking Bri what is that parks with wouldn’t that little baby sharks.

33:01.52
booooox
I didn’t like it.

33:09.00
booooox
I knew this I knew this day would come I I knew this day would come I knew it I liked task I liked Tusk I.

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33:16.75
jim_phoenix
That’s what you did and you nice movies. Never but um.

33:27.40
booooox
Did not like this movie and here’s where I put the pin in of of having a vehicle for daughters. Well both of the daughters because it was Kevin Smith daughter and Johnny Depp’s daughter and the whole.

33:30.61
jim_phoenix
Um, ah.

33:34.95
jim_phoenix
Um, oh you don’t like Johnny Depp’s daughter. Why man.

33:42.76
jim_phoenix
Um, yeah.

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33:45.62
booooox
Movie I was like I don’t get anything from them I I I didn’t I I didn’t well I didn’t get anything from them like.

33:53.18
jim_phoenix
Um, their character That’s their character.

34:02.27
booooox
Anything like I didn’t feel for them I didn’t anything I know.

34:02.83
jim_phoenix
Oh I get it. You have to be canadian them to understand this movie so in Canada there’s things that look just like that and everyone is just sort of like even level throughout the entire thing. And then it’s always maple syrup with a dose of yoga you nothing really rising.

34:26.77
booooox
Like it was like when Johnny Dupp’s character was explaining like his book and stuff and they were just like he he he I’m like do something give give give more do something like don’t like. It felt like an older man writing for a younger person I know and I felt it I know I know yes I know.

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34:50.20
jim_phoenix
It wasn an older man running for a younger person fifth wrote his for route he was going for p ether. Oh we shit this is a pg thirteen I like he was going for 13 rolls.

35:04.82
booooox
And I felt every moment of that I am closer to a 13 year old girl than he is. Ah um I’m going to rephrase that now.

35:05.59
jim_phoenix
Are you a 13 year old box.

35:12.41
jim_phoenix
Will raise remember kids we are not part of the dragon house or off of the dragon I as Kevin Smith is definitely closer to perfect.

35:23.64
booooox
Ah, no, and ah so.

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35:33.62
booooox
They were 15 in the movie. Um, it was it felt like a fever dream. Um, the whole thing just felts like a fever dream and there’s so.

35:35.69
jim_phoenix
Sure, Yeah, ah.

35:47.74
booooox
Lot of good talent in there. There was a lot of good talent. Yeah Natasha Leon she’s beautiful she’s great she’s funny um like it. It got to the point when the.

35:51.63
jim_phoenix
Um, moms in there natasha le owns in here Ralph Garminton here Harry deal but dude.

36:05.93
booooox
The real villain is is there and there’s so many things going on. There’s satanism. There’s Razis Ah, there was.

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36:10.50
jim_phoenix
Um.

36:16.22
jim_phoenix
Um, who the brazis its the proies really.

36:21.16
booooox
1 quote that I it was unforgivable I wrote it down I I wrote it down because it was unforgivable I’m like no, we’re not doing this ah, where was it I gotta find it.

36:22.42
jim_phoenix
You have calls you have quotes Oh there’s quotes this movie.

36:40.46
booooox
Um, so many nines it’s almost 10 because he kept saying nine Nine nine it’s so many nines it’s almost 10 and I said no I told my I told my db is green eyes a no um.

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36:45.20
jim_phoenix
9 9 9 9 Um, no.

36:59.53
booooox
And then when he was doing all the accents The villain I was like what is going on I think I’m having a fever and I’m just I don’t know what’s going on and then yoga and then.

37:15.92
jim_phoenix
Okay, Yogi bear eat it like Yogi bear. Okay, like the apparently there’s like the guy has like no idea like apparently there’s a fucking thing all Yogi bear out here.

37:17.89
booooox
Ships. Okay so Yogi Bear was the only part that I actually laughed at.

37:29.43
booooox
Yeah, that that was kind of funny I did like that I did like um when they they were in class and they said we have as special instructions from our our yoga teacher because you’re just gonna mess it Up. Um. That was kind of funny I Just it felt like a vehicle for their daughters at every step.

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37:54.51
jim_phoenix
Um, that’s the thing Kevin Smith doesn’t deny anything you’re saying it’s a hundred percent a vehicle for his daughters and Johnny Deb’s daughter is 100% aim for kids and it’s on percent an older white man.

37:57.37
booooox
Down it out.

38:07.69
jim_phoenix
Tried and write a Pg 2 13 movie. Yeah, and for me and a hundred percent works

38:10.20
booooox
Yep I’m I’m glad it works for you I really am I I don’t know I’ve.

38:16.46
jim_phoenix
So you had to be Canadian day. That’s what it did.

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38:23.97
booooox
Vacationed in Canada many years in my life. Um I’m still trying to be canadian if anybody wants to marry me I’m having applications open interviews from 2 to 5 every Wednesday um, so it’s just.

38:26.65
jim_phoenix
Um, ah.

38:43.73
booooox
I Don’t know I mean and it was oh I did also laugh at sorry a boot that sorry about that that was kind of funny that was I think there are things that are quotable from it. But at the same.

38:50.20
jim_phoenix
Reboot that through that I make fun of that sometimes I make fun of it making fun in the Thirdania.

39:01.70
jim_phoenix
Burn. Ah I know right on the.

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39:03.40
booooox
At the same point in time I don’t know I I just I think I didn’t connect to it as much as I connected to like say Tusk or even red state or something like that.

39:14.97
jim_phoenix
Oh red state’s not comfortable but rest states just a whole we shit how to just like Kevin kind of fuck it high machine instead coming back to more enough. He made a movie.

39:22.40
booooox
Yeah, Red State’s insane in. It’s so many levels and honestly it was it was. It’s red state is terrifying in the best of in worst of ways. Um.

39:33.96
jim_phoenix
Um, yeah, absolutely right? They I thought I saw mercy I Mike that was talking KeSmith

39:40.62
booooox
Yeah, it doesn’t it’s not Kevin Smith at all like it feels not like Kevin Smith and John Goodman is phenomenal, phenomenal. Um, and even Tusk is like it is.

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39:44.65
jim_phoenix
Um, and mesmerizing. But like I say in high me away. It’s like very.

39:55.50
booooox
It is weird and quirky and like you don’t know what’s going to happen and then it all happens and you’re like what is going on. Um, but.

40:04.79
jim_phoenix
What what flying on me hey in sp the fire. Okay, if you like it. Okay I one has to like good movies. Me know you can also.

40:13.20
booooox
No man just sorry dude. Ah yeah I think you and I would teach different classes.

40:23.81
jim_phoenix
Like this is nominated for 2 awards audience darling with oh the kevins. It just says nominate hard line film festival best film chemist spoke director and then the houston film critics society awards.

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40:30.61
booooox
A razzy.

40:43.97
jim_phoenix
Or ah or Fisher. But you know it goes from best director nomination to word fisher adopt I been um, pretty hard. Okay Kevin Smith what wanted years ago to make the great white trilogy.

40:46.45
booooox
Of for worse picture. Ah it did it did bomb very hard. It bombed pretty hard I like that a bomb bar.

41:02.57
jim_phoenix
And it was Tusk it was yoga hosers and it was Moose Jaws and in studies making Tusk with 2 and clerks 3 But I have been trying to poke and be really honest about it saying hey I will help finance Moose Jaws not a big deal.

41:06.35
booooox
Bruce yeah moose straws.

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41:22.30
jim_phoenix
I look at this budget I didn’t know this I look at the budget for yoga hosers the estimated five mill and it made 36 grand back I was like yeah bo that ah money for mo jaws. So.

41:36.70
booooox
Yeah, yeah, let me.

41:40.45
jim_phoenix
Funny I think I like okay so he probably made it for a like a mill or 2 like how bad could it do I mean honest guy you’ll make your you make the money back. You might not make marketing but you’ll get make the fucking. How.

41:49.83
booooox
Ah, yeah, eventually he’ll make it back but it’s not.

41:56.67
jim_phoenix
We would like to thank Kevin Smith and apparently the drug dealer who was trying to launder money to make this movie because it it movie for me to watch I appreciate the movie. We we play your names. 2 teenage yoga enthusiasts must do battle for evil presence that was threatening to rise from his underground layer and endanger the major party on the pounds. This is a decent log line i’t know who wrote this this is much better than the damn daybreak one was just a formula one. So okay. Vo giving any spoilers away I will say something from trivia Jason Mus was supposed to be in this few the fume this film as the brotys but he was too apparently according to Imdb it was too claustrophobic.

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42:35.62
booooox
Oh.

42:42.20
booooox
Too closer to go up the assholes. Oh yeah I could see that.

42:45.55
jim_phoenix
Yes, they heavy fi the ass the ticket the rubb suit to get in the river suits because it took a full body suit ro and allegedly Haley Joe Osmond’s manager said no he like oh we want? no.

42:53.00
booooox
Oh.

43:03.69
booooox
I Thought he wasn’t it. Oh yeah, no.

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43:05.42
jim_phoenix
No, no, no well he’s in it but not as a bratzzy like I guess there’ll be too demeaning for someone who basically did Anekin Skywalker as a child isn’t he the one that did the Hannigan Stylewalker oh wait he he’s saw dead people.

43:15.27
booooox
Wait what Haily Joel Osmond no no, he was yes but he was also I believe in Tusk too I think no I think he was in the no I think he was in the.

43:25.50
jim_phoenix
Ah, careers I’m sorry toss the second word task 2

43:33.60
jim_phoenix
Um, he’s also in sex ed.

43:34.31
booooox
The Tusk he’s.

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43:38.35
booooox
He’s been. He’s been getting back into stuff and he’s really good.

43:42.48
jim_phoenix
I I don’t know you know it’s gonna be anything really and goes wow but I will say for this movie because it has a lot of things I like I was telling a classes today. About inglorious bastards I can watch nazis die all fucking day long like that’s that’s my jam if you just show me like a nazi snuff film where just nazis killing each other I would probably have an direction for cheeseburger as Dennis Lear would say.

44:17.22
booooox
Maybe that’s the thing because it they didn’t feel like Nazis to me they didn’t they they didn’t feel like genuine not like surf Nazis feel like Nazis to me because they are.

44:18.76
jim_phoenix
This is their brotzis than that Nazis are prozis.

44:32.70
jim_phoenix
Well let me describe it. Okay, let’s describe this to people who haven’t seen it home. You take a small dick and you kind of put like like dark hair and shit and you you film into like a big condom.

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44:47.00
booooox
It’s a sausage. No, they’re not digs. They’re they’re actually sausages they’re they’re sausages they’re brazeys they’re they’re sausages and the they have Kevin Smith’s face and.

44:50.73
jim_phoenix
And they’re only a four feet tall that’s fucking Hitler Hitler what you doing the sausage is up to you.

45:06.98
jim_phoenix
Um, we had a shape that I guess first time in 2 years yeah ah

45:09.44
booooox
Ah, really oof so and they would say things like Fundaba and Nine Nine nine and and they would run around and basically what they would do is somehow.

45:14.47
jim_phoenix
The bar.

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45:26.64
booooox
Through people’s pants and I didn’t understand this they would do they they burrow but they burrow like how did they and they do it very quickly and and but how.

45:27.73
jim_phoenix
That right? That’s a coolest though they go of their butthole and die that way or crawled up your ass and died right.

45:42.29
jim_phoenix
Um, or sausages how they they’re already in the condom. What do you mean? It’s basically Rat meat.

45:45.60
booooox
Like yeah but they go up like there’s no tearing of clothes. There’s no, it’s just suddenly they’re going up and then they they come up out of the throat.

45:56.82
jim_phoenix
But going a baby order. No of course whoa How else does anatomy work.

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46:03.43
booooox
And that was gross. Doubt it? no that is not how anatomy works Jim you cannot go up the butt to the throat as a wiener. Oh my god.

46:12.82
jim_phoenix
Um, it goes up out the throat your your knee bones connected to your shin bone your shit bones connected to your toe bones your toe bones connect to your butthole is connected to your throat.

46:26.39
booooox
This is not This is not human centipede. This is not how this works we we agree we disagree on this one and we disagree on.

46:28.30
jim_phoenix
That’s some so those man that’s all I swear with enough this. Ah this is a brotiess. Okay so we might disagree on this one I guess.

46:43.18
jim_phoenix
We just set the same Korea we do disagree on a lot of movies which is kind of cool.

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46:45.10
booooox
Ah, hu Satta Sanria We do disagree on a lot of movies and we disagree hardcore on Mad Maxpheria road.

46:58.56
jim_phoenix
Ah, we disagree hardcore that roller gator is a movie for dating.

47:04.65
booooox
Oh no, it’s not a role. Yeah, it is not a movie for dating Oh by the way I Just want to say this? Um so I was talking to a person a very a lovely lady.

47:11.27
jim_phoenix
Yes, this you were good for you. You’re talking to a person all all hair. Oh that’s always pain.

47:21.81
booooox
Um, yeah, and we were talking movies. You’re being rude, you’re being rude, you’re being rude for the joke that I’m setting up the joke of my life. The joke of my life. So listen I was so I was texting her and I said.

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47:28.73
jim_phoenix
Ka here Veryy rude you you can’t say that we care we care and I care for the chicken your life. Yes.

47:41.55
booooox
You know we’re talking about ah ah, dinosaur movies and she’s like oh I love dinosaur movies I’m like great me too. She’s like you know I’ve seen like so many of them I even saw this awful 1 You never believe it. It’s called philoso pastor.

47:45.43
jim_phoenix
Are now.

48:00.93
jim_phoenix
Um, oh God it.

48:00.94
booooox
And I said oh I Love Vel loss of Pastors hilarious and stone cold I was ghosted right after that? Yeah yeah.

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48:07.61
jim_phoenix
No shit really I wonder why I wonder who is home at home bra just said their favorite movie world’s villaer pasture and they are saying yoga hosers no good. So what who Goingnna believe I call jimbo.

48:16.43
booooox
Ah, her loss.

48:24.52
booooox
I’m saying Surf Nazis must die is the best.

48:26.92
jim_phoenix
Who who got you back I’m just saying neither these actually sound appealing whatsoever. Surf fact dying V last or pastor. It’s all.

48:39.23
booooox
Surf nazis musta is incredible and philosophy ester is hilarious and um, you know too bad for anybody you know for for not knowing that and not realizing that and one day one day I will I will use rollergator as a dating movie as a litmus as a litmus test.

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48:58.86
jim_phoenix
You should I honest to God That’s what I’m I Do forget if you see me on Tinder or like that don’t swipe right until you see a briloator that should be my intro watch this movie and then talk to me or not.

49:10.99
booooox
That’s oh I should put that too.

49:17.93
booooox
Ah, or or or save save yourself and ah and swipe left we are watching it at least twice.

49:18.65
jim_phoenix
Evening your time of going out and meeting you.

49:23.89
jim_phoenix
Because we’re watching this movie on repeat. Oh yeah I had I worked at a a gay club in Vegas a long time ago and we would play on the pray I work for like a minimum wage.

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49:37.38
booooox
Brag.

49:43.42
jim_phoenix
Yeah, and our costume was our outfit was a black bow tie and some black pants with some shoes. No I didn’t say anything else. But yeah.

49:43.63
booooox
Brag.

49:55.13
booooox
Oh.

50:00.37
jim_phoenix
We would have a video wall that played fine young cannibals on fucking you the point where I do yes and it did it fuck it did it was like is rain man Drive Crazy is rainy man and drive is crazy. Oh and pink is reading men.

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50:06.63
booooox
Ah, she drives me crazy. Oh ah, that’s amazing.

50:20.28
jim_phoenix
Oh thats what I’m gonna do in my house I’m gonna have a video wall. Let’s just rollatorter that in a bed a rotating bag the better where you are you always see real gter.

50:20.86
booooox
That’s amazing. Oh yes, that’s perfect. That’s perfect. Yeah oh roller gater should be on the wall I like on the the ceiling like a mirror but roller gaator.

50:36.20
jim_phoenix
Know? Yeah oh I’m not your slub of course it’s cut of balance the ceiling. Okay, so as we get up as we get up as we say why or ever go down. But what you get what you give.

50:43.53
booooox
Yeah, it’s beautiful. Okay, as we get off topic. Um, you’re going to be mad though.

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50:54.83
jim_phoenix
Yoga holdsers I’m curious. Oh I won’t 2.5 that’s more than I gave a snoopog movie.

50:58.86
booooox
You’re gonna be managed I’m gonna get by 2.5

51:05.87
booooox
Well yeah I mean like I didn’t hate it. Um, there were parts that I did like it’s just this was not the Kevin Smith movie for me like I said I probably like tusk better and and red state.

51:13.51
jim_phoenix
I Can agree so breast I like better, but okay, all right I’m trying to think I trying to think well it goes.

51:24.25
booooox
It’s so good. But do you give it are you calculating. He’s thinking very hard. He’s he’s like using his fingers to calculate. What? yeah.

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51:32.45
jim_phoenix
Yes I am ah is know five is it out 5 or ratings I forgot this photo off I’m giving yoga holders.

51:41.88
booooox
Yes, it’s been like two weeks it it’s only been two weeks it’s not like it’s been three one months or anything. It’s been two weeks

51:47.94
jim_phoenix
And that Korea the I bringus system my god well what do we do been a long week right? Oh I have to say this if you ever wondering if the talents for pinky and the brain. Are like good people, nice people or some of the they’re fucking amazing people.

52:14.44
booooox
You know I just read a um, a thing of the guy who plays pinky. Um he came out with a I think it was a little while ago though, but a biography about when he had throat cancer and basically how.

52:20.92
jim_phoenix
Um, Rob Paul um ah

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52:31.58
booooox
Um, being a voice actor kind of saved his life in a way and I am dying to read it. So I’m going to read that.

52:40.70
jim_phoenix
That’s it Rob Paulson a Maurice Lamarsh they’re both amazing people if the even the one of them has a book absolutely get it. They’re an absolute pleasure and I can say that because it was in public spaces.

52:47.99
booooox
All I I I’m I’m looking forward to that then because I I saw that as a book and I thought that sounds like a really fun memoir to to read.

52:57.60
jim_phoenix
And up to life.

53:02.53
jim_phoenix
Yeah, and if they were in this movie. It will be a 5 but they’re not I’m speaking with my three point five it. It’s a decent movie I like Kevin Smith I like yoga hosers. It’s not for everyone and I don’t I can’t believe how absolutely.

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53:06.28
booooox
Yeah, absolutely okay, that’s that’s fair enough.

53:23.43
jim_phoenix
Ah, how weirdly in Shape Justin Long is fucking jealous.

53:27.97
booooox
Oh he is oh and by the way I feel let me just apologize to Justin Long on Behalf of Detroit I found out all about how he was basically kidnapped in Detroit while he was filming and um. Some shady shit really happened to him in Detroit um, because he had trusted some people that were here and I just want to extend an apology because that’s that’s awful and.

53:55.91
jim_phoenix
And that person’s name to Bey more yeah allegly All Obligedly I hope I you stay like with for that one because.

54:02.39
booooox
Allegedly, allegedly, but seriously he talked about it in a podcast and and he’s he seems like just a very cool guy and a good actor too like like I said he was probably a favorite character in the Movie. Yogi bear.

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54:19.59
jim_phoenix
Don’t give bear. Yeah I can see it I do I did like him in this one I like him in a lot of stuff so people point five. That’s my final answer box What you got plug we plugger.

54:23.25
booooox
Yeah.

54:30.77
booooox
Oh I am plugging. It’s you can’t see it um viewers at home read listeners at home. But um I have some candles burning right now. Um.

54:35.28
jim_phoenix
Oh you heard me.

54:45.55
booooox
From one of my very favorite places earthberry apothecary and the owner is a delight um the candles.

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54:51.19
jim_phoenix
Um, over.

54:55.21
jim_phoenix
That like rapper or rest your possible. What is it called velocpasor. Do they like Vellaa passor if you want to remain friends with them see that’s learning.

55:02.76
booooox
Huh you know it did not come up. It did not come up. It it is but basically it’s all family owned. It’s made in Michigan It’s earth-friendly with non-toxic ingredients your house will smell amazing I love the abyss scent I find it like.

55:13.28
jim_phoenix
Don’t measure them that pair.

55:29.24
booooox
Very kind of watery and just clean and also kind of creepy and um, they have like new autumn stuff coming out now. Um, and it’s all soy too. Um, so you know that it’s good. It’s clean. It’s gonna burn clean.

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55:32.97
jim_phoenix
That’s quite a possible time just like China.

55:46.54
jim_phoenix
soy candles soy candle basically you’re you’re like draining California of energy and water to to light a fire.

55:48.33
booooox
Ah, so.

55:56.23
booooox
Ah I don’t think so I don’t think so they also have soaps though. So if you want soaps or lip bombs or body bombs or diffusers or things like that bath bombs. They have all of that.

56:00.47
jim_phoenix
Ah.

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56:13.00
booooox
And they are Lga Bt q um supportive and friendly and I don’t I have no idea why you punched line that anyway if you.

56:13.30
jim_phoenix
Um, kept um mean hey that’s not a punch line dammit I didn’t touch it. You touched it you you put your hand on the board I didn’t touch it. Holy crow.

56:30.29
booooox
Want to smell amazing if you want your house to smell amazing if just like Grandma’s cookies um that’s probably 1 of the candles I would imagine um go ahead to earthberryapothecary.com

56:30.59
jim_phoenix
Um.

56:34.60
jim_phoenix
Have is cooking take some Grandma’s cooking

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56:42.40
jim_phoenix
Um, down I’m got.

56:48.78
booooox
Again, that’s earth Barry Apothecary a P O T H E C A R Y Dot Com and get yourself some candles because it’s it’s it’s that time it is that time.

56:56.93
jim_phoenix
Get some well okay I can get me behind that man far out man and then this makes my plug a bit i’mlugging Kevin Smith because and it.

57:13.64
booooox
Ah I mean you got to you got a plug where you got a plug you know.

57:14.80
jim_phoenix
Ah, clerk 3 got to make money back I will be at Kevin Smith premiere in montreal of clerks 3 yep.

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57:26.31
booooox
Brag that one you can brag.

57:29.57
jim_phoenix
He’s doing a q and a work preiere is that like premiere. It’s not world premiere. It’s just he’s traveling with it on October seventeenth at Limp Olympia look it up and if you are in the area for Montreal October seventeenth go see clerk 3

57:35.45
booooox
That’s cool.

57:49.23
jim_phoenix
I found a little bit about what was oh I saw the trailer finally and it’s it’s pretty touching it sounds truthful like 2 truths mixed together his current truth and his former truth and that’s a lot of truth mixing man. So check it out cur pre. Yeah, it’s truth surum.

58:02.26
booooox
That’s like a truth cocktail The ah.

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58:06.98
jim_phoenix
Who choose your message one. So check that out and of course if you are in Canada may I please say go out and vote it’s coming up soon guys and if you’re Quebec I’m and come up play this out here. 1 party.

58:16.43
booooox
Oh yeah, but.

58:25.83
jim_phoenix
Won’t debate in English They won’t even had an English on their website. They apologize for any English that appeared in the website So fuck you Cac C a Q suck my C a Q that they’re so fucking brain dead. They didn’t understand that meant cock.

58:38.33
booooox
Ah I don’t think that’s how that’s spelled.

58:44.17
jim_phoenix
Okay, if you real I Don like put it out there I guess you are where you eat, but that’s okay so go vote.

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58:50.80
booooox
I would like to say in the us please do the same because we are become we are getting to that that point go ahead and be spooky for October but in November let’s all get together and go vote because that makes a difference.

58:55.73
jim_phoenix
No.

59:07.84
jim_phoenix
Damn right.

59:09.27
booooox
Especially in Michigan because we all know that a lot of women’s rights are being taken away especially and also gate rights.

59:16.17
jim_phoenix
Well, a lot of women’s rights like almost the I believe governors right of existing because they want a kidnapper you said.

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59:25.85
booooox
Yeah, our governor Yeah, they wanted to kidnap her and then the person that’s running now is no exceptions type person when it comes to abortions. So so that’s that’s her rival So please please.

59:35.74
jim_phoenix
Awesome on. Well.

59:43.74
booooox
Obviously I’m not telling you which way or what to to vote. But for the the rights of women. There’s a clear. There’s a clear winner in that.

59:53.38
jim_phoenix
And all I know is I’m telling you how to vote don’t vote for CAQ you do fight off the closer to and I don’t need you the end.

01:00:01.80
booooox
As as my haunted empty all says don’t vote for cock.

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01:00:07.21
jim_phoenix
Fuck yourself Yeah Belt cocks for a lot of things you you can slap it you you can shove it up in their holes. You can like put your whatever on it but don’t hope right that just don’t vote for it all right.

01:00:16.40
booooox
You can You can kiss it very gently in the rain. Just don’t vote for it I feel like that should be a t-shirt. Well just you know you you could do a lot of things with cock and then you could just like list off things.

01:00:25.95
jim_phoenix
Ah, don’t forgetok. Yeah.

01:00:34.59
booooox
You know.

01:00:36.36
jim_phoenix
Ah, what now we’re list off the show So on Behalf of my subption and my cohost J M Brianock I bid you good day. Why don’t although we refrick and remember kids if there’s a movie.

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01:00:45.16
booooox
He just doesn’t want to talk about cock anymore.

01:00:53.78
jim_phoenix
You saw we haven’t well good for fucking. You was like a billion people on a planet who burn not vote for 1 way or the other there’s all you 2 us by everyone vote.

01:01:01.35
booooox
I.

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Returning to the Soothing World of Evil with “The Demon of Death”

“The Demon of Death” is the season 3 premiere of the supernatural drama Evil, created by Michelle King and Robert King.

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“The Demon of Death” is the season 3 premiere of the supernatural drama Evil, created by Michelle King and Robert King. The central cast includes Katja Herbers, Mike Colter, Aasif Mandvi, Michael Emerson, Christine Lahti, and Andrea Martin. As of this review, it’s available through Netflix and Paramount+ and its add-ons.

The assessors investigate the weight of a soul. Father Frank Ignatius (Wallace Shawn) agrees to participate in this test despite his growing disillusionment. David (Mike Colter) and Kristen (Katja Herbers) deal with the ramifications of their confessions. Kristen’s girls go on the warpath with Leland (Michael Emerson). Andy (Patrick Brammall) signs his death warrant.

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Evil Season 3 Cover

What I Like about “The Demon of Death”

As season 2 ended with a cliffhanger, “The Demon of Death” picks back up with an interesting addition. The episode provides a more obvious stopping point that Season 2 should have taken advantage of. It dumbfounds me because this addition makes for a more interesting and darker cliffhanger. The added context would have made the cliffhanger more palatable. However, it’s a nice twist for the episode.

Dr. Boggs (Kurt Fuller) and Sister Andrea (Andrea Martin) make an interesting pair that adds complexity to both. We even explore some of Sister Andrea’s character flaws, best displayed by her interaction with Kristen in the next scene. Few wise sage characters that display flaws, making this addition appreciated.

Father Ignatius’ introduction adds layers of interest for a character who will play a recurring role, tying into Monsignor Korecki directly. The yet-to-be-explored relationship between Father Ignatius and Monsignor Korecki (Boris McGiver) evokes an interest.

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While “The Demon of Death” isn’t a haunting episode, but explores the mysteries and terror of death through science to provide an interesting environment for an episode. It introduces a new character that adds to the cast.

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Tired Tropes and Triggers

There’s not much to report here that particularly crosses the line and what teeters on the line holds a dark comedic tone.

Perhaps Sister Andrea’s flaw might rub some the wrong way, as it deals with her overwhelming faith. However, it’s a minor point at the moment. Again, I lean on liking some complexity for the wise sage archetype.

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What I Dislike about “The Demon of Death”

“The Demon of Death” still plays it safe with its supernatural elements, but that does seem to be Evil’s standard. At this point of the series, it seems a strange restraint. However, the new normal remains functionally paranormal.

While the premiere starts with an interesting procedural plot, it doesn’t direct the season like prior premieres. This episode doesn’t deliver a massive refocus as season 2’s premiere, but that’s because its conclusion doesn’t deliver as focused of a direction. Regardless, “The Demon of Death” is still an episode that slips away despite its premiere status.

Ben (Aasif Mandvi) seems needlessly hostile as they investigate a soul’s potential weight. The study delivers a thorough scientific process, which makes his resistance linger on the “angry atheist” archetype.

The demon shown on screen certainly isn’t the demon of death the title suggests. While the plot revolves around the mystery of death, there is a demon with a more carnal domain. As future episodes dive into their respective demons, it does seem to be an inaccurate title. However, the demon of the episode will get further focus in a different episode.

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Final Thoughts

“The Demon of Death” doesn’t stand out as a premiere but provides an interesting procedural episode. As Father Ignatius will become another key character in the series, giving him an entire episode to introduce him is a nice strategy. While it’s not a haunting episode, it still provides a level of camp with interesting characters to pull it off.
3 out of 5 stars (3 / 5)

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Rare Exports, a Magical Christmas Horror Movie Mess

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Released in 2010, Rare Exports asks an important holiday question. One that no one else has dared to ask.

What if Santa was a ten-story-tall monster buried under the ice for centuries?

The story

Rare Exports is the story of a little boy named Pietari. After doing what is frankly too much research for a little boy, he realizes that Santa is not the jolly old elf we all think of. He is, in fact, a monster who eats bad children. And it turns out that Santa was trapped in the ice near Pietari’s little town. All this would be well and good if a Russian mining team weren’t in the process of cutting him out of the ice. So it’s up to Pietari to convince everyone of the dark, horrific truth.

Santa Claus is coming to town.

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Peeter Jakobi in Rare Exports.

What worked

Some movies need to make sense. Some don’t. Rare Exports is one of the latter.

Why were the Russians digging in the snow to find Santa? What was the plan there? What happened to Pietari’s mom? And who did they sell the elves to? Do the elves need air or water to live?

We don’t get answers to any of those questions. And frankly, we don’t need them to enjoy Rare Exports.

This is a wild story about a little boy who discovers that Santa is a mythical monster with a bunch of scrawny old men with big white beards to do his evil bidding and eats bad children who haven’t been beaten by their parents enough. What sort of explanation would help this story in any way?

Onni Tommila in Rare Exports.

I mean, we could pick apart why it’s suddenly legal to sell people, or at least mythical creatures that look like naked old men, or why this all happened right next to the only little kid who had the exact knowledge needed. But in the end, wouldn’t that be like asking how Santa gets into people’s homes when they don’t have fireplaces? Doesn’t that objective reasoning just piss on the Christmas magic?

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What didn’t work

While Rare Exports was fun, there were parts that I did not appreciate. For one thing, there wasn’t a single woman or person of any color in this film. Literally not one. Not an extra, not in the background. This little Finnish town is populated entirely by white men. And yes, it is Finland and there isn’t a hugely diverse population. But it’s also 2010. People move. Also, women exist.

On the subject of seeing too many white men, we also saw too much of the white men. Specifically, we saw far too many old white male actors entirely nude. There was just no reason for this. These men were portraying elves. They didn’t have to be naked. If they were naked, they didn’t have to have, um, yule logs. Maybe elves are like Ken dolls. There were so many options that didn’t include so much old man wang.

Finally, I wish we’d seen Santa Claus. Not to spoil the ending, but he never actually emerges to attack anyone. And that feels like a cop-out. If we’re going to be teased the whole movie with this depiction of monster Santa, we should at least get to see monster Santa.

Though, after what they did with the elves, maybe it’s a blessing we didn’t see him.

In the end, Rare Exports was well worth watching. It was hilarious, creepy and bloody. And while it wasn’t perfect, it was a delightful holiday horror comedy.

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4 out of 5 stars (4 / 5)

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Christmas Crime Story, A Nonsensical Holiday Romp

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Released in 2016, Christmas Crime Story is about a disastrous robbery on Christmas Eve, and all the many lives impacted by the selfish decisions of one person.

And then, suddenly, it isn’t. But we’ll get to that part.

The story

Christmas Crime Story is the tale of a Christmas Eve holdup gone wrong. We see the story from several points of view, starting with Chris, the detective first on the scene.

Scott Bailey in Christmas Crime Story.

Chris is having a hard Christmas Eve. So, on his lunch break, he visits his mom at her diner. It appears that they have a contentious relationship. But nothing is solved in this quick visit.

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Chris goes on to pull over a man speeding. When the man, named David, pulls over, Chris discovers something in the trunk. That something must have been pretty damn incriminating, because rather than open the trunk, David shoots him dead.

We then switch to David’s pov for the night. Then his girlfriend’s pov. Then, the man his girlfriend has been cheating on him with. And on and on we go, until we see how all of these different stories and people come together for a dark, sordid Christmas Eve.

What worked

The first thing I want to say about Christmas Crime Story is that it’s heartwarming. Like, to a fault, which we will be talking about.

The ending is very sweet, in a Christmasy sort of way. Families come together, people are filled with joy, and all is right in the world for almost everyone. Except for Lena, who deserves to have a bad Christmas, everyone gets a happy ending.

That brings me to my next point. The characters, mostly, are all deeply sympathetic. Even when David or James are killing people, you feel bad for them.

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You don’t agree with what they’re doing, but you do feel bad.

You have to feel sympathetic for the man whose girlfriend hired a killer to merk him. Or the woman whose daughter has cancer. Or the guy who just can’t find work, even though he’s trying to make good decisions. You want things to work out for them. You want them to be okay. Even when they do terrible things.

Finally, I always love stories told from so many different points of view. It’s always fun to see a story unfold in a nonlinear way, but in a way that makes more and more sense as we get more points of view. It’s a hard thing to pull off, and I think Christmas Crime Story did it very well.

What didn’t work

Unfortunately, all of the sympathetic characters and clever storytelling methods in the world won’t save a story that doesn’t work. And Christmas Crime Story just does not work.

Eric Close in Christmas Crime Story.

Let’s begin with the ending. The big twist near the end of the movie. I won’t spoil it, but you will for sure know it if you’ve seen the film. Or, if you waste your time watching the film.

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As a rule, twists work when they make sense. Not when it feels like the writers threw up their hands and said, “Okay, but what if everything we just did for the last hour and fifteen minutes didn’t happen, and instead…”

This wasn’t clever. It wasn’t fun. It felt like the writers didn’t know how to end their movie and just decided to cheat.

Finally, I mentioned earlier that Christmas Crime Story was heartwarming. And yes, that is nice.

But is it maybe a little too heartwarming?

I mean, we have an adorable angel of a child with cancer. Her parents don’t have enough money for her treatment. We have two poor guys who are in love with a black-hearted woman. And we have a detective so sweet and kind that he makes you rethink ACAB. And, he’s about to get married to his pregnant girlfriend. And they’re naming the baby after his mom. And his name is literally Chris DeJesus. His mom’s name is Maggie DeJesus. I tried to think of a sillier less subtle name to use as a joke, and I literally couldn’t think of one.

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They could have at least named him De La Cruz. That would be more subtle, and I still would have complained.

In the end, Christmas Crime Story just missed the mark. It came very close to being a good movie. But it focused too much on how it wanted you to feel, rather than telling a satisfying story that made sense. Much like that third glass of eggnog, it’s fun in the moment and regretful after. If you’re looking for a satisfying Christmas horror, I’d suggest looking elsewhere.

2 out of 5 stars (2 / 5)

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