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“The BKR Killer” by Eddie Brophy

On this atypical warm fall afternoon September 26, 1996, the juxtaposition between customer and clerk felt palatable.  Case in point? The resonance of another rental being dropped into the return box at Movies on Video on Friday night. 

Diane Murray’s response, “I just emptied the damn thing,” sounding like a broken record after a less than satisfying five years managing the establishment and the Pavlov Dog equivalent of someone desperately trying to covet an out-of-stock rentalEight months into her pregnancy, Dianne felt more like a Macy’s day parade balloon (the compression socks didn’t help) as she waddled from return bin to the register to make sure the store’s system was updated so the next ravenous vulture could covet their copy of the latest Steve Martin dud.  Varicose veins be damned, Dianne would make sure every single customer left the store with something that would only exacerbate the depression of their seemingly disappointing middle-class lives. 

Since the past summer, the seemingly innocuous sound permeated the way tubular bells did with the release of the Exorcist in the 70s. A cresting wave of hysteria crashed down in cineplexes, sending theater goes fleeing from the first sight of the demonic possession on screen.  An undertow of morbid curiosity had just as many people running into the proverbial burning building, undaunted by the odious stench of urine, vomit, and cinema issued smelling salts to revive those who had fainted during the picture. Alright, maybe that’s a bit hyperbolic-a recent string of video store clerk related murders did galvanize scores of morbidly curious onlookers to stake out video stores to see if their store would be next.

Before Dianne could return to her station behind the register, she was greeted by a line of voyeuristic onlookers who were curious if they are going to see a car wreck, while others are exiting with their irrational panic.  Prior to the cumbersome weight of pregnancy (both literal and figurative) Dianne probably typically laughed it off due to her dark sense of humor (despite how polarizing, the film “Heathers” never left her staff picks shelf) however peeing her pants a little every time she sneezed made her a little more callous around people who seem excited about the probability of one’s demise.

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“I. SWEAR. TO. GOD!” She sneered, “If BKR does drop a snuff film in here, I’m totally sending one of you bastards home with it!”

She then opened the rental box and smirked.

            “And if you’re looking for Sgt. Bilko? You get what you deserve!” She scoffed as she scanned the case and placed it on the counter for another Friday night vulture to snag. 

Dianne, glances down at her wrist watch and is annoyed that her relief still hasn’t shown up yet.  She wouldn’t have any semblance of a break for another thirty minutes when one of her younger hires Isiah Thomas punched in for the evening shift. 

Twenty minutes away, Isiah is crossing the street across from his high school and making his way to his new part-time job.  While he is certainly aware of the controversy a video-store rental clerk killer had created in terms of jeopardizing sales, he is just happy to have all the hours that are now available once his more skittish co-workers abandoned ship.  In fact, all the hours he is picking up elated his mother who is a single-working mom who saw more of the patrons at the restaurant she waitressed at than her own son.  Next year, Isiah would have to start diligently applying to local colleges. 

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Her overtime espoused with his would make that less of a futile effort now that they might have the funds to afford the tuition.  She also seemed aware of the stigma around her son’s job.  This is what all the talking heads on every local news station could talk about day and night.  After police found the body of a young female clerk in a dumpster behind the video store, the first headline hit in JuneSomething Isiah typically sees on episodes of America’s Most Wanted, or even Unsolved Mysteries, but unlike his two guilty pleasures this story took a turn for the macabre.  Before the cops and reporters could really get into the details of motive or potential suspects.  A week later another video store discovered another mutilated female video store clerk in their dumpster. 

When the opener had arrived at the store to collect the deposit from the previous evening, she realized that one of the projectors was still on.  Trivial right? Before she turned it off, she checked the VCR to see if the promo tape had been rewound to play the following day, but the tape was unmarked.  After rewinding the tape, she decided (morbid curiosity) they she would play it back…who knows? Maybe the younger clerk is messing around and playing R-Rated movies during her shift (which is explicitly forbidden as printed in the company handbook) so if there is something funny going on, it should be reported.  She found something alright, and it isn’t going to be an R-rated slap on the wrist.  She discovered (at least at the time of this discovery) an actual snuff film.  She didn’t want to believe it, but she recognized the young woman on camera…and it isn’t because of her previous credits as an actress it’s because it is the girl from the news. 

Whoever murdered the young woman, had videotaped the murder and for whatever reason it was playing in this store’s VCR the night before.  Before this clerk could was able to get her bearings, she noticed that the door to the back room was open and down the hallway.  The door to the back of the store leading to the dumpster. That was open too.  Her instincts told her to immediately call 911, but like one of those theater goers who waited for hours in December of 1973 to get a glimpse at something truly horrific…she decided to walk out through the back door.  Isiah remembers the interview well because up until this broadcast he had never heard anyone share details that Craven or Carpenter themselves could have written for the big screen.  The woman walked out to the dumpster to find the closer from the night before eviscerated and discarded like road kill. 

The first murder gave the world this impression that (at least, on the surface) that this was going to be an isolated or even senseless arbitrary crime.  Then more and more bodies started piling up as the summer progressed, each a young woman who was closing shop at her local video rental store.  Now dubbed the Be Kind Rewind Killer (or B.K.R. Killer), he or she had a calling card that opened every grisly discovery. The weird part is there appeared to be no motive tying any of these crimes together other than the victims being young Caucasian women working at video stores, and this strange penchant for goading the women to run out of the store once they realized who would be waiting for them.  That part always tripped Isiah up, if you knew the person was waiting outside? Why wouldn’t you just stay in there, until the person tried to force their way in? If that were Isiah? He’d stay in that store until the god damn sun came up if it meant saving his own skin or the lives of anyone working with him. 

Anyway, the whole thing is probably just a stunt created by the cable companies to cannibalize the customers who became indignant over the new policy on late-fee charges.  If the cable companies (who owned these news stations) could scare people from renting the old-fashioned way, customers would have no choice but to subscribe to their even more expensive cable packages.  At least, this is how Isiah convinced himself to get through his shifts with whoever the closer is that night without being as equally skittish as they are.

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After all, if it wasn’t embarrassing enough to be the skinniest guy in school…being easily frightened wouldn’t help matters.  Mostly, because he was the only guy employed at his video store, so the closers were mostly young attractive girls who he didn’t want to look even more pathetic around.  He continued stressing over the possibility of being put in such a situation because tonight he is working with Tiffany.  Because of the number of other workers who abandoned ship once this B.K.R thing caught on like wildfire, Isiah and Tiffany often got paired up to work the night shift.  While he harbors a very innocent crush for his co-worker, she just looks and smells like rejection. She always smells like that deodorant that inspired Kurt Cobain to write Nirvana’s most popular song, any time he caught a whiff of it made him introspective and completely unable to make a sound or carry on a coherent conversation with her.

This is what happens when you grew up without a father, he’d always think to himself.  His mother didn’t have the faintest idea on how to raise a man, rather she chose to raise him as she aptly put “as a gentleman.” In sixth grade, Isiah made the mistake of telling his mother that his crush would be attending one of the school dances dressed as Belle (Beauty and the Beast was still popular that year) which immediately possessed her to make a Beast costume from scratch for him. 

Isiah had already planned to show up as Freddy Krueger, but his mother was having no part of her son not making a romantic entrance to sweep this girl off her feet.  So, there he was, starting his first year off in middle school dressed like an asshole whose costume no one recognized. Just the skinny, bowl-cut weirdo in tights and a cape…standing all alone across the cafeteria from his crush being escorted toward the stage where the DJ was set up by her football playing Beast.  They slow danced to Vanessa William’s “Save the Best for Last.” Rejection sucked, and every time he smelled pink crush Teen Spirit deodorant or heard Vanessa Williams, he remembered the taste of saline on his tongue and how fog machines make his asthma act up. 

Despite one of the most humbling moments to ever associate itself with Halloween, it was still his favorite time of the year.  When he makes it to the shopping plaza where he works, he stares up fondly at the Brooks’ Drugstore logo hanging above the front doors.  He chose not to adhere to the memory of that unspoken rejection and found elation through the smell of latex when you tried on one of the masks that the staff of Brooks always start putting on display by the end of August. He took solace in New England’s autumn foliage and couldn’t wait to binge on his favorite candy bars while he went home with a generous handful of horror movies that his manager had promised to set aside for him.  That was the major upside to sharing a plaza with other stores.  As he approached the store, he couldn’t help but lose himself in the scenery of what made Halloween so amazing.

Every store had a pumpkin, ghost, or skeleton displayed in their windows, small children were being led by the hand of their parents while they gleefully hopped up and down like little lunatics knowing that they had just purchased THE costume.  Isiah removed the headphones of his Walkman cassette player and clicked the stop button.  He wanted to take a break from the bleak ennui of the late Kurt Cobain screaming out post-mortem diatribes about how the music industry was a sham to think about what was still tangible.  He wanted to forget about his daunting role as fodder for high school bullies, take a respite from his trepidation of what going to college meant to his relationship with his mother, and forget that he wasn’t completely overjoyed to work the closing shift with Tiffany.

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Tiffany, for what it’s worth is Isiah’s “type.” She is the girl with the Lisa Loeb eye glasses, who dresses like Courtney Love from the baby doll dresses ight down to Mary Janes.  She exudes a confidence about herself that doesn’t exist anymore than her quasi love of bands like L7 or Mudhoney.  She will wax rhapsodic about Sonic Youth, and Babes in Toyland when you knew she was still rocking maxi singles by TLC, Marky Mark, or Mariah Carey.  Phony musical taste notwithstanding, she hates her job at the video store and her attitude sucks.  Isiah loves his job; he loves it because he can remember his grandmother taking him to Movies on Video as a little boy to rent movies or NES games. 

Walking in, the aroma of freshly developed film and butter popcorn overwhelmed customers. Later, it would become a smell that Isiah would simply define as “what home smells like,” but there was a quality to it that felt like church. The way St. Mary’s smells like flowers and mahogany.  Movies on Video had its own church smell.  Tiffany didn’t care about how the store smelled, and her jaw didn’t drop when Dianne told them that they’d make popcorn and hide it under the register so the smell would encourage customers to buy confections and popcorn when they passed the displays before the register.  Isiah loves video stores because much like his mother, Dianne, and Nirvana video stores harbor no prejudices, rather they aren’t prejudiced against Isiah.

The long walk from Franklin and Main street is a phantasmagoria of everything Isiah loves.  Autumn leaves, children excited about Halloween, and Kurt Cobain memorial t-shirts on the backs of people who never talk to him, but he likes to believe he could find kindred spirit in.  It smells like fireplaces and strawberry Jell-O (the Jell-O factory wasn’t far from the high school) and when you finally reach the store? Freshly developed film, popcorn, and Dianne’s 90210 perfume just make you feel like if you are lucky enough to call anywhere home? This is it. 

As he enters the store, he can’t help but giggle at Dianne’s ruthless candor with the hapless voyeurs goading her already crazy pregnancy induced paranoia into a glorified mental breakdown.  As he walks by her, he cracks:

“Another day in paradise, Di?” to which she playfully held up her ring-finger displaying the black on her mood ring.  Their relationship is resembling that of a maternal older sister, and her very geeky younger brother she feels compelled to over protect.  When Isiah reached the backroom, he saw a stack of tapes and a note.  He didn’t want to waste too much time, but Di had promised to set aside some horror movies according to a theme she would choose. Isiah couldn’t help but laugh when he realized that they were all related to pregnancy or childbirth. “Rosemary’s Baby,” “A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child,” “Village of the Damned,” but more importantly…she had set aside a copy of “Halloween 6: The Curse of Michael Myers,” despite the fact that it had reached the floor.

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The thing with working in video stores? Clerks can watch films in advance before they go out on the floor. Once they’re out? You must wait a month before you can get your hands on it. This make it fair for the customer to get a copy.  Isiah started working after “Halloween 6” was available to clerks first.  Dianne was breaking a big rule, and Isiah wasn’t quite sure why.  

Despite this unusual managerial choice, Isiah made a point after punching in, not to waste a second before relieving his very pregnant and lovely manager from the mob of customers who couldn’t think anything better to do on a Friday night than harass video store clerks.  When he approached the counter, Dianne was finally seated on a stool nonchalantly ransacking the confections displayed on the counter. 

“Are you alright?” He cautiously asked.

She just smiled and shook her head. 

            “At some point, would you mind emptying that for me?” she pointed to the return bin which at this point was overflowing with returns.  “Usually Tiffany does it at the beginning of her shift,” She then rolled up her sleeve and glanced down at her wristwatch. “Which started forty-five minutes ago.”

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            Isiah nodded, and made his way over to the bin when he realized that something had been jammed in the slot where the videos would typically be dropped.

            “Dianne?” He spoke

            “What is it?”

Isiah reached his fingers into the slot and his fingers were now gripped on something that felt like a kind of fabric.  In fact, it felt like the fabric of his uniform, the one he couldn’t stand tucking into his khaki trousers because it always managed to somehow mess up his boxer shorts and he was always too self-conscious to readjust himself.  Instead, he endured the obnoxious chafing and the feeling that not everything was in its right place down there.  This was really the only major complaint he had about the uniform, well that and how he felt like he looked like a schmuck in khaki trousers.  It reminded him of when his mom would drag him to the nearest Sears to get his pictures taken so she could give them out to relatives as gifts. 

Always khakis, a checkered dress shirt, sweater vest, and bowtie made him look like a caricature of the average loser.Somehow, it didn’t seem to shock him when he was anointed with this title once he entered middle school.  He gave two good tugs before pulled a uniform top through and glancing down at the nametag.  Without even reading the name on the tag, Dianne immediately knew where Tiffany was as Isiah held the shirt up at her.

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            “Well,” she joked. “That’s one way to quit.” She sighs and stood up methodically from the stool and instructs Isiah to man the floor while she put in an additional four hours to her already ten-hour day.  Isiah spends the next three and a half hours greeting customers, making recommendations, and helping the Friday night rush find their selections while Dianne does her best to keep the line moving in a fast and steady fashion.  By 10:30 most of the store is cleared out, and Dianne looks like she has just competed in two Boston marathons while pregnant.  Isiah approaches the counter for further instruction. 

            The nice thing about a lull in the store? Isiah can spend some guilt free time to browsing his favorite sections of the store, horror and science-fiction.  He always makes mental notes of what display boxes he remembers from his childhood and would add them to the list of future rentals when he has a day off.  The much-needed respite from mobs of customers is also something Di reveled in as it lets her sit behind the counter and rest her feet.  Isiah is enamored with all the VHS display boxes; he treats them the way most people probably regard the work of famous artists displayed in museums. Isiah is absolutely convinced that good box art can sometimes be indicative of a great movie, take “Predator 2” for example?

            The artwork is subtle, yet it teased a sense of dread with the ominous sky overlooking the city.  Not as heavy handed as say “I Spit on Your Grave,” but exploitation films were a genre all their own.   He realizes that perhaps he has spaced out a little too long as he can hear Di hollering from the other end of the store and signaling to him.  He hates feeling like a space cadet, even more so when he feels like it is interrupting his responsibilities on the sales floor.  When he approaches, the front Di motions to Sour Punch strings hidden behind the counter with a goofy smile on her face.  Isiah shoots a teasing look at her, as if this probably isn’t the healthiest thing for a woman so far along in her pregnancy to be eating.

            Being the good sport that she is, she shoots back a goofy angry face at him and motions around her body to show how large and miserable she is.  Isiah nods and grabs for one of the confections. 

“What do you think of my theme?” Di giggled, in between bites of candy

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“You HAD to go with the pregnancy angle?” Isiah snickered

“If anyone can appreciate body horror, it’s definitely the Cronenberg guy. I mean you’ve rented Videodrome what, a dozen times since you’ve been here?”

“Hey,” he protested “I’ve also rented The Fly!”

“You ever see the sequel with Eric Stolz? Absolute heresy”

“Well look at you,” he smiled “I didn’t know you actually liked the movies we had.”

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“Movies just remind me of my last boyfriend, Dakota’s dad.  It’s hard to love something that goaded the love of my life to just up and leave to pursue a pipe dream instead of you know…raising his fucking kid.”

“What’s the 4-1-1 on him these days?”

            “Managing a video store on the west coast”

Isiah was about to say something before she shot back with

“Shut up! I didn’t say West Coast Video…I said a video store on the west coast!”

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The two break out in hysterical laughter.

“No, he was a good one.  Its why I worry so much about you.”

“What do you mean?”

“Don’t be that guy,” she warned, “You and your cardigan sweaters and flannel shirts. Kurt Cobain is dead. For the love of god, don’t see that as an opportunity to take the mantle.  Grunge was antiquated the second it became a pencil.  Wouldn’t you rather be you than try to live up to someone else?”

“Is that what he’s doing? Let me guess…in order? Spielberg, Scorsese, Landis, and Lucas?”

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“TARANTINO. UGH”

“That’s a deviation.”

“Well, babe. He did get his start in a video store,” she said in a mocking tone imitating her baby daddy.

“So, Tarantino is the Cobain of cinema. Now all the would-be filmmakers want to be like him. Is that what you’re saying?”

“Just, you’re a smart and sweet kid Isiah. Don’t put all your eggs in a very unreliable basket.  You’re a great writer, has anyone ever encouraged that?”

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“Only my mom, but like…any time I’d give her a poem for her birthday or Mother’s Day. Then again…she also cried anytime she watched the Thorn birds so I don’t know how reliable that is.”

“It’s true though, I’ve seen your work.”

“When?”

“I didn’t want to admit this,” she joked “But I found SEVERAL drafts of what I assume are love letters to Tiffany in the waste baskets”

“Those…”

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“Why her?”

“Um,”

“I mean, I get it.  Blonde. Skinny. Dresses like a librarian. Acts like a tough girl.”

“I mean, that’s not all.”

“Take it from me sweetie? Someone like her wouldn’t know what to do with you. She doesn’t even know what to do with herself.”

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“I mean, I’m not looking for a wife.”

“Yes, you are. That’s exactly what you’re looking for. And at your age? Why? You have your whole life ahead of you.”

“To do what?”

“To…I don’t know, watch Halloween 6 and actually enjoy it no matter how bat shit crazy and terrible it is.  To, write a book or a book of poems…to not get so sad about how you fit into high school that you try to fit in anywhere after it’s over.”

“I’m not sad…”

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“You’re a mess,” she protested. “I get it, I was you in high school. How do you think I wound up with a child to a guy who left me to pursue his dreams and managed to get pregnant by another man who still drunkenly leaves voice messages about burning my house down while my children and I are still in it?”

“How’s that going?” Isiah sighs “Do you still have that restraining order?”

            Di hangs her head and lets out an exhausted sigh.

            “I didn’t mean to,” he corrected, “I mean…I didn’t mean to bring it up”

            “No, it’s just…you meet a guy at a grocery store.” She begins, “Handsome, well put together and REALLY disarming. In that moment you never anticipate that one date will lead to two, two to a dozen more. Then a baby, then next thing you know he’s wailing on you and threatening to murder you and the kids.”

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            There is a pregnant pause due to Isiah’s inability to feel like he can comfort her.

            “Oh hey, thanks for letting me rent the new Halloween! You’re not going to get in trouble for that are you?”

            “I’ll just pull the pregnancy card,” she laughed.

            The two are standing behind the counter continuing to share candy and banter, when Dianne can’t help but notice how lengthy this lull in the store has been.

“You know,” she spoke, “You can probably just head out…I can’t imagine it’ll get this busy again in the last half hour.”

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            Isiah shakes his head,

            “Dianne,” he insists, “I realize I’ve never closed the store before, but you look like you could go into early labor any minute.  Why don’t you head out, and I’ll cash out for the night?”

            He isn’t sure if it is hormones, or just the gesture but Dianne immediately burst into tears and wraps her arms around her young co-worker.  She then walks with him around the store and explains how the alarm system works and how to properly lock up with the sliding door that often sticks. 

“Seriously,” she insists. “If you have ANY trouble…please. Call!”

Isiah walks her out the door and waves as he watches her get into her Hyundai and drive away from the shopping plaza.

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            By 10:59, Isiah has already cashed out and locked up the store. All he has left to do is turn off the lights when he heard a thump in the rental return box.  For the first time all night he has goosebumps as he pulls out one of the hardcover cases and opens it. All it contains is a little piece of paper that reads “THERE’S STILL ROOM IN YOUR DUMPSTER.” Before he can even think of how to react, he hears a loud crash and all the electricity abruptly cuts out.

            Then he realizes, Tiffanydidn’t quit. With his only breath his simply spoke,

                        “She’s in the dumpster.”

            Upon this revelation Isiah is now climbing over the counter and as soon as his feet reach the floor, he only has one thing in mind which is find somewhere to hide until you hear this asshole breaking into the store.  He has a better chance of getting out alive if the killer hasn’t anticipated someone thwarting that immediate thought to flee out the back door and directly into their trap.  It will take them a few minutes to smash through the glass and make their way to the back office where he plans to hide. With the power cut, he doesn’t know if it will set off the alarms and prompt the cops to arrive, but this is certainly something the killer has thought about before he or she arrived.  Anyway, the second he hears the glass shatter Isiah knows to run out the back and through the woods where he’ll eventually end up in the parking lot of his apartment complex.  He is so grateful he lives behind the video store, while a quick escape from a serial killer wasn’t immediately considered upon being hired it certainly comes to mind as an added perk. 

            Attempting to navigate his way in the dark isn’t one of his strengths, after walking into several tables and walls he is waving his hands around erratically to find a table or something to hide under.  He is massaging the surface of the table new hires typically sit at to watch the training videos and fill out the handbooks before they get hired.  He crouches down and lifts his hands above his head to make sure he’s under the table and slides his scrawny frame underneath and waits.  Isiah is now trying to subdue his heavy breathing, but a combination of adrenaline and the fact that the mad dash from the counter to the room is making his asthma act up.  He remembers that he left his inhaler in his locker at school, which normally wouldn’t be a big deal as he has another at home.  He just didn’t anticipate how stupid of a decision that was, then again, he also didn’t anticipate being at the mercy of a murderer during his shift.

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            He is stretching just a little bit, so his legs don’t cramp up and make it hard for him to run away if he hears a forced entry.  He stretches his arms out just enough to feel the blood circulating and avoiding a potential pins and needle situation when the palms of his hands slide against the cold concrete floor and hit what feels like a pocket book.  He assumes this much because its bulky, the texture feels leathery, and he can hear the faint rattling of zippers.  His hands are now clumsily feeling around the bag to find the main zipper for anything that might provide him with a light so he doesn’t potentially knock something over and give away his location.  He is trying his hardest not to make too much noise and as he finds the main zipper, he is pulling at it as delicately as he can, so it doesn’t make the obnoxious “Ziiiiiip” sound.  He opens it enough that he can stick the tips of his fingers inside and feel around for something.

            The tips of his fingers immediately massage what feels like the cellophane wrapping of a pack of cigarettes. Isiah has stolen enough smokes from his mom that he knew the texture of this object even in the dark. He is excited at the prospect that you can’t find a pack of smokes without a lighter. As he continues feeling around the purse, he feels something that resembles of a bic, and a leather wallet.  He slowly coils his fingers around both objects like a boa constrictor and removes each item in his hand.  He massages the tip of his thumb down the spark wheel pressing down on the ignition button which causes a tiny flame to emerge.  He holds it over a wallet that is fastened together by a tiny snap.  He unhooks it and immediately recognizes the face on the Massachusetts issued driver’s license. 

            “Dianne,” he whispered.

            Dianne ALWAYS keeps her keys on the back counter but is always forgetting her pocketbook in the back room after her shifts.  The second he laid eyes on her ID photo two things sprang to mind. 

            “She said she QUIT SMOKING” Isiah grumbles

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            The second? She didn’t have her license on her. Something she jokes about frequently is that she needs to stop leaving behind in the store if she goes into early labor and must drive herself to the hospital. The mind-boggling duality of Dianne, she’s still smoking while pregnant but doesn’t feel comfortable driving her automobile without having her license on her.  Law abiding, but too addicted to consider fetal injury.  While Isiah shakes his head, he reaches his hands back in the bag to see if she had anything else that might bring her back to the store and then he feels it.  It is muscle memory at this point from his days of playing with cap guns and the few times his uncle took him without his mother’s permission to the shooting range. It’s a smith and western .45 six shooter.  He also remembers the time that Dianne confided in only him that she had recently purchased a gun due to her ex’s threats. 

            Isiah has never been put in such a position before. He can simply wait out the inevitable and there is a small chance he might get out of the store alive but knowing that Di left her purse with her license and now a fucking gun in the back room? The second she realizes this (if she hasn’t already?)  She’s coming back. There is a killer outside, and Dianne is coming back.  What was the point of trying to get her out of the store to avoid danger, if she was going to come back to danger? Now the danger is fucking real and its waiting outside. Isaiah’s father died because Isiah didn’t speak up. He was little, but old enough that he could’ve screamed or done something to divert his father from doing the dumbest thing ever.

            Isiah’s dad took him for a walk in his big wheel, there was a cop chasing after someone robbed the convenience store down the street.  Isiah and his dad saw the pursuit and his father reacted as he typically did, he left Isiah and ran across the street to tackle the man so the cop could catch up and arrest him.  When his father tackled him, the man unloaded a few shots on his dad killing him in cold blood.  The tussle created enough time for the cop to catch up to the guy and take him down to the ground while disarming him, but Isiah’s dad died. Isiah’s dad died doing the right thing.  If Di, pregnant Di is going to come back to the store? There’s a psychopath claiming there’s more room in the dumpster.  Isiah shot up, gun in hand and held a lighter up in front of him making barely enough light to merit having it as it was only burning the tips of his fingers.  He approaches the front door where a person wearing an executioner’s hood over a zip up black hooded sweatshirt, black Levi’s jeans, and what look like black work boots is stoically standing at the doors tapping the blade of his hunting knife against the glass.

            Isiah hasn’t checked the chamber, but immediately raises both arms up and squeezes the trigger unloading several pops until he watches the man fall to the ground and seemingly to his death.  Somewhere between the actual shots and the shattering glass both of Isiah’s ears popped.  He lowers his arms down to his side where his left hand, now clammy from the combination of nerves and adrenaline loses grip of the firearm as it clangs down to the concrete floor.  Isiah finally loses feeling in his legs and falls onto the ground on his knees.  His intuition proved true, as he watches the headlights of Dianne’s shit box make their way right up to where the lifeless hooded body now lays.

            Isiah immediately fell into a haze, but a few days later when he wakes up in a hospital bed his mother and Dianne both explain the details of the night to him.  Tiffany did in fact quit by discarding her uniform in the return bin, she wasn’t in the dumpster. Earlier on in the day Dianne’s ex had broken into her home and was waiting for her to come off the afternoon shift planning to murder her. She knows this because of several frantic messages from a friend of his on her answering machine pleading with him to reconsider.  When he realized that she must have picked up a double shift, he vacated the apartment and visited a local drugstore to buy the hood. Dianne had to make a stop by her mother’s house to pick up her oldest daughter, when the two arrived at their apartment she noticed almost immediately that her front door had been kicked in.

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            The two ran out of the complex and back to the mother’s where Dianne called the police, it was at her mother’s house that she realized she didn’t have her pocketbook on her.  She planned to run in the store quickly to grab it and spend the rest of the night at her mother’s when she saw the dead body and the gun shots in the windows of the front doors.  Her ex had arrived not long after she left and had been waiting for the store to close to make his next move.  However, he didn’t cut the power. Someone crashed into the electrical pole across the street and most of the block lost power including the video store. Isiah didn’t kill the B.K.R. Killer, a combination of Jack Daniels, cocaine, and a telephone pole did.  Turns out the B.K.R. Killer was a customer, and one who was also a registered sex offender.

            He was at one of the pubs a town over from the store and confessed his crimes after knocking back a few whiskey shooters and snorting a few lines of coke before screwing out of the joint and stiffing the bartender he confided to.  While in hot pursuit he lost control of the car and crashed into the pole, Dianne’s ex must’ve saw that as an opportunity…why focus on why guy killing his baby mama when the authorities could catch an active serial killer? So, he stood outside the store most of the night waiting until Dianne felt safe enough to leave.  Two monsters died that night. Isiah tried not to overthink about the chances of it being fate or coincidence, he is just happy to be holding Dianne’s  newborn baby.

            “If it wasn’t for you?” She said, “We wouldn’t be alive today.”

            She leans over and kisses him on his forehead and then fires him.  Well, sort of.

            “Isiah,” she laughs, “I’m pretty sure killing a customer, no matter how potentially dangerous still warrants immediate termination.”

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            “Am I really fired?” Isiah gasps.

            “No,” Dianne laughed. “You’re going to college.”

She hands him an envelope that immediately causes Isiah’s mother to start sobbing. 

            “Tiffany says to call her when you’re discharged,” she says just before she winks and leaves with her newborn.

Isiah is very confused until his mother speaks up.

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            “All the Movies on Video employees in the state started something of a scholarship for you after they heard the story,” she answers. “Even if you didn’t get the actual B.K.R. Killer, what you did? They felt that you deserved to be rewarded for your bravery.”

Author, Eddie Brophy

Eddie Brophy is a poet and blogger from Massachusetts and has an MA in Poetry. His poems have appeared in Parnassus, Z Publishing’s ‘Best Emerging Poets in Massachusetts 2017’ and ‘Best Emerging Poets North East 2018’ ‘The Poet’s Haven Digest: Darker Than Fiction’ ‘Rhythm of the Bones: Dark Marrow: Issue Two’ and ‘The Penman Review’ You can read his previous publications and blog at: https://eddiebrophywriter.weebly.com/

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Thriller Nite, Poem by Jennifer Weigel Plus

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So, this is a convoluted post, not going to lie. Because it’s Thriller Nite. And we have to kick it off with a link to Michael Jackson in homage, because he’s the bomb and Vincent Price is the master… (If the following video doesn’t load properly, you can get there from this link.)

The movie monsters always approach so slowly.
Their stiff joints arcing in jerky, erratic movements
While the camera pans to a wide-eyed scream.
It takes forever for them to catch their victims.
 
Their stiff joints arcing in jerky, erratic movements
As they awkwardly shamble towards their quarry –
It takes forever for them to catch their victims.
And yet no one ever seems to get away.
 
As they awkwardly shamble towards their quarry –
Scenes shift, plot thickens, minutes tick by endlessly…
And yet no one ever seems to get away.
Seriously, how long does it take to make a break for it?
 
Scenes shift, plot thickens, minutes tick by endlessly…
While the camera pans to a wide-eyed scream.
Seriously, how long does it take to make a break for it?
The movie monsters always approach so slowly.

Robot Dance found subverted street art altered photography from Jennifer Weigel's Reversals series
Robot Dance from Jennifer Weigel’s Reversals series

So my father used to enjoy telling the story of Thriller Nite and how he’d scare his little sister, my aunt. One time they were watching the old Universal Studios Monsters version of The Mummy, and he pursued her at a snail’s pace down the hallway in Boris Karloff fashion. Both of them had drastically different versions of this tale, but essentially it was a true Thriller Nite moment. And the inspiration for this poem.

For more fun music video mayhem, check out She Wolf here on Haunted MTL. And feel free to check out more of Jennifer Weigel’s work here on Haunted MTL or here on her website.

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The Fire Within – A Chilling Tale of Revenge and Power by Jeff Enos

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The Fire Within

By Jeff Enos

Mrs. DeVos called Sol up to the front desk as the last bell for the school day rang at East Elm Middle School. The class shuffled out, leaving them alone together.

Mrs. DeVos was the new English substitute teacher while their regular teacher was out on maternity leave. She had long, pitch-black hair and a mountain of necklaces and bracelets that jingled every time she moved.

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Sol nervously gripped his backpack straps and walked up to the front desk.

“That boy has been bothering you again,” Mrs. DeVos said knowingly. “East Elm has had many bullies over the years, but Billy Hunter and his crew give new meaning to the word. Isn’t there anyone you can play with at lunch? Someone to defend you?” Mrs. DeVos asked.

Sol had heard the same thing from his own mother quite often. They meant well, but all it did was make him feel bad, like he was the problem, like he was the freak for preferring the company of a good book over the other kids, like it was his fault he’d been picked on.

“I—” Sol started, but Mrs. DeVos cut him off gently.

“It’s fine. I just want to make sure you’re okay.”

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“Yes, ma’am,” Sol said.

Mrs. DeVos twirled the mound of necklaces around her neck, contemplating her next words. “Halloween is coming up. Are you dressing up?”

Sol’s eyes brightened. Halloween was his favorite time of year. “Yes, I’m going as Pennywise.”

“Pennywise?”

“The clown from It, the Stephen King story.”

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Mrs. DeVos raised an eyebrow in surprise. “You’ve read that book?”

“Yes, I’ve read all of his books. It is my favorite.”

Of course it was, Mrs. DeVos’s expression seemed to say. The middle school protagonists, the small town, the bullies—there was a lot that Sol could relate to in It.

“Do you like to carve pumpkins for Halloween?” Mrs. DeVos asked.

Sol nodded enthusiastically. In fact, it was one of his favorite things about the holiday. Every year, he’d spend hours carefully carving his pumpkin, making sure every detail was just right. In years past, he’d made a Michael Myers pumpkin, a Freddy Krueger pumpkin, a Pennywise pumpkin. With Halloween just two days away, he’d decided this year on Frankenstein’s monster.

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A mischievous grin crept across Mrs. DeVos’s face. She reached under her desk and pulled out a large pumpkin, placing it on the desk. “I have an extra one from my garden that needs a home. Take it for me?”

The pumpkin was perfectly round and orange, with sections of shiny ribbed skin that seemed to hypnotize Sol. It was as if the pumpkin were whispering to him, pleading with him to carve away. Sol took the pumpkin graciously, screaming with excitement inside. He couldn’t wait to get started on it.

“Use it wisely,” Mrs. DeVos said, watching Sol intently, smirking, and adding, “And don’t let those boys bother you anymore. Promise?”

Sol nodded, said goodbye, and left, making his way across the parking lot to his mom’s car. He got in and set the pumpkin on his lap. His mom was a little surprised by the gift, but grateful that she didn’t have to buy a pumpkin this year.

As they drove home, Sol wondered about Mrs. DeVos’s curious last words: use it wisely. Sol had been so excited that he had barely thought about it. But now, as he sat there, he realized it was an odd thing to say about a simple pumpkin.

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It was 5:30 p.m. when Sol’s parents finally left for their weekly Friday night date night. The house was quiet and empty, just the way Sol liked it.

His homework done for the weekend, Sol started in on the pumpkin. He lined up his carving instruments like surgical tools on the old wooden kitchen table.

First, he carved a lid on the pumpkin and hollowed out the guts and seeds inside. He’d already decided on the Frankenstein pattern he was going to use days ago; now he taped it to the front of the pumpkin and got to work, poking small holes into the pattern with the pointy orange tool. The pattern transferred to the pumpkin perfectly, looking like a game of connect-the-dots.

Sol started in on the face, each cut slow and precise, each one more delicate than the next.

Outside the kitchen window, the sun set behind the woods, giving the trees a fiery glow that soon dissolved into darkness.

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Two hours later, and with aching wrists, hands, and fingers, Sol made the last cut. He dropped his knife, got a tea candle from the hall cupboard, placed it inside the pumpkin, and lit it. With a satisfied smile, he secured the lid in place and admired his work, watching as Frankenstein’s monster flickered in the candlelight.

It was one of his best creations. But there was something off about it, something Sol couldn’t quite put his finger on. The pumpkin had a commanding presence to it, an aura that made Sol uneasy.

Mrs. DeVos’s comment kept swirling through his head: use it wisely.

And then something extraordinary happened—the pumpkin seemed to take on a life of its own. The small flame inside expanded, engulfing the pumpkin in a sinister blaze. The orange skin began to sweat, and the Frankenstein’s monster pattern melted away, slowly morphing into a classic jack-o’-lantern pattern, a sinister grin with pointed angry eyebrows and more teeth in its mouth than seemed possible.

Then the table vibrated violently underneath the pumpkin, and the wood that was once an ordinary table slowly transformed into an eight-foot-tall body with bark-like skin, each wooden fiber crackling into place under the jack-o’-lantern head. Small cracks in the bark revealed something underneath, tiny flickers of dark movement, like hundreds of colonies of bugs lived inside the creature’s skin.

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Sol felt numb, unable to conjure up a single word or thought.

The creature spoke, a voice deeper than the Grand Canyon, and the words seemed to vibrate off the kitchen walls. The fire flickered inside its head as it spoke. “What is the name of your tormentor?” it asked.

“M-my tormentor?” Sol whispered, wiping the sweat from his brow, looking up at the giant creature. He could feel his heartbeat in every vein and artery in his body.

“Yes,” the creature said. “The one who fills your days with grief. The one who taunts you.”

The answer to the question was simple, but Sol couldn’t speak. It was as if his brain had shut off, all energy diverted to his body, his bones, his muscles. Sol tensed his jaw, readying himself to run past the creature to the front door, to the neighbor’s house for help, to anywhere but here.

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But something stopped him. It was a voice deep inside him, a voice that calmed him. It was Mrs. DeVos’s voice, three whispered words that diminished Sol’s fear: “Use it wisely.”

Sol felt his body relax. “Billy Hunter,” he said.

The creature nodded and disappeared in a burst of flames. In the same instant, Sol fainted and fell to the floor.


When Sol opened his eyes, he was surprised to find himself standing in a small closet. It was dark except for an orange glow that shined against the white closet doors. Sol looked behind him, the glow following his field of vision.

Sol realized he wasn’t in his own closet when he saw the grungy clothes on the hangers and a box of baseball trophies on the top shelf. Sol caught his reflection in one of the trophies and nearly screamed. Staring back at him was the jack-o’-lantern creature.

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Sol looked down and saw the wooden body, realizing that it was him—he was the creature now, somehow.

A muffled voice from outside the closet spoke in one or two-word sentences. Through the cracks in the closet door blinds, Sol saw a boy’s bedroom. In the corner of the room, a boy sat at a desk with his back to Sol, hunched over his work, mumbling to himself as he scribbled.

“Stupid!” the boy said to himself.

Sol’s stomach turned as he realized who it was. It was Billy. No one else Sol knew could sound that enraged, that hateful.

Sol could feel the flames on his face flickering to the rhythm of his increasing heartbeat. All Sol wanted to do was go home. He didn’t want to be reminded of how Billy had made his school life torture, of how every day for the past few months he’d dreaded going to school, of how fear had seemed to take over his life.

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Again, Mrs. DeVos’s words crept into Sol’s mind: use it wisely. And standing there, in the body of a terrifying jack-o’-lantern creature, Sol finally understood.

With a firm and confident hand, Sol opened the closet door and crept into the bedroom, stopping inches from Billy’s chair.

Billy was drawing Pennywise the clown, the Tim Curry version from the TV mini-series. Sol stopped, admiring the detail. It was good, like it could be on the cover of a comic book.

On the desk’s top shelf was a row of books, all by Stephen King: The Shining, It, The Dead Zone, Salem’s Lot.

Sol felt a deep pang in his stomach (if he even had one in this form), like he might be sick. He felt betrayed. In another life, he and Billy could have been friends. Instead, Billy had been a bully. Instead, Billy had done everything in his power to make Sol’s life a living hell. Why?

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“You like Stephen King?” Sol asked. The words came out defeated, confused, but all Billy heard was the voice of a monster behind him.

Billy jumped out of his chair and turned around to face Sol, terror in his eyes. A fresh stream of urine slid down Billy’s pants and trickled onto the floor.

Sol’s feelings of hurt and betrayal soon turned into anger, disgust. Sol gave in to the jack-o’-lantern creature, the line that separated them dissolving. The flames on his head pulsed brighter, erupting into a small explosion that singed Billy’s hair and sent him flying across the room.

Billy screamed. Sol drank from the sound, the vibrations feeding him, strengthening him.

Billy ran for the door, but Sol got there first, blocking his way. Sol touched the door, and with his touch, a wild garden of vines grew up and out of every corner of the door frame. The vines grew and grew until they covered the whole door, and then, like watching a movie on fast forward, they began to rot and decay, turning black. The decay morphed into pools of shimmering black liquid, which quickly condensed and hardened into black stone, sealing the door shut.

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Billy ran again, this time hiding under his bed. But there was no hiding from Sol, not anymore. Sol bent and reached under the bed with one wooden hand, his hand growing extra branches until it reached Billy and encircled him in its grip.

Sol dragged Billy out from under the bed and held him up high by his shirt. The fear in Billy’s eyes fed Sol, nourishing his wooden body, the insects underneath his skin, the flames inside his face.

Billy’s shirt ripped, and he fell to the ground. Snap!—the sound of a broken arm. Billy screamed and got up, holding his arm and limping to the door. He tried to push the door open, but as soon as he touched the black stone, it froze him in place.

“‘Your hair is winter fire,’” Sol said, reciting the poem from his favorite Stephen King novel, It. Another explosion burst from Sol’s jack-o’-lantern head; this time, a ball of fire shot out directly at Billy, erupting Billy’s hair in flames.

“Say the next part,” Sol demanded.

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“‘January embers,’” Billy whispered, tears and soot strolling down his face.

Sol squeezed his fists so tight that his barked skin cracked open in small fissures all over his body. Hundreds of colonies of cockroaches and spiders escaped through the cracks and crawled their way down Sol’s body, onto the floor, and onto Billy.

Happiness wasn’t an emotion that Sol felt very often. He was a melancholy, anxious kid most of the time. But as the bugs covered Billy’s body in a layer so thick that only small patches of skin were visible, happiness was the only thing Sol could feel. Happiness morphed into pure hypnotic bliss as the bugs charged their way down Billy’s throat and choked him to death.

Billy deserved to be punished, that much was certain. But how much was too much? How much was Sol willing to watch before he tried to overpower the jack-o’-lantern creature and take full control? Until there was nothing left but blood and bone? How much of a role had he played in this? Was he simply an onlooker, or an active participant? Even Sol wasn’t completely sure.

But there was a power within him, that much was certain. A power that made him feel like he could take on the world. Sol figured that this was how Billy must have felt all those times he’d tortured him at school, otherwise why would he do it? As Sol watched Billy choke to death, all he could think about was the torture Billy had put him through at school. And in his rage, Sol did something unforgivable. He blew a violent stream of flames onto Billy, and this time, Billy’s whole body caught fire and burned.

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Sol felt Billy die, felt Billy take his last breath, felt Billy’s body as it slowly went limp.

Sol watched hypnotically as the flames finally died and all that remained was a darkened, charred corpse, still frozen in place by the black door. The bugs crawled off of Billy and back onto Sol, returning to their home under the fissures in Sol’s skin, carrying Billy’s soul with them.

“‘My heart burns there, too,’” Sol said.

Sol’s tormentor was gone, and he felt more at peace than he’d ever felt in his life.


A sudden flash of light blanketed Sol’s vision, and with it, a change of location. He was back in his kitchen, and back in his own body, and standing in front of him was the jack-o’-lantern creature.

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“Does this satisfy you?” the creature asked, looking down at Sol.

It was a question Sol knew the answer to, but didn’t want to admit, let alone say it out loud. Yes, he was satisfied. His tormentor had been brutally punished and would never bother him again.

Sol nodded his head slowly, shamefully.

“Good,” the creature said, grinning. “Do you have another tormentor?”

Another? Sol thought about it. Was there anyone else who deserved such a fate? One of the other guys from Billy’s crew? Sol didn’t even know their names.

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The idea was tempting. If he wanted to, he could get rid of everyone who’d ever picked on him. He could reshape the whole school cohort into whatever he wanted, make the school a paradise for the weirdos, the freaks, the unlucky kids.

But what would Mrs. DeVos think? She had entrusted him with the pumpkin, had instructed him to use it wisely. What would she think if he abused it?

“No,” Sol said.

“Very well,” the creature said, and quickly morphed back into the table that it once was, with the pumpkin sitting on top of it, now fully intact, as if Sol had never even carved it.

It was as if nothing had happened, as if it had all been in Sol’s head. But he knew it hadn’t been. He knew what he’d seen, what he’d felt… what he’d done. It was all too much for him to process, and he ran into the bathroom and barfed into the toilet for the next twenty minutes straight.

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The following Monday at school, everyone was talking about the mystery surrounding Billy’s death. Was it some kind of freak accident? A serial killer? Were the parents involved?

Sol ate his lunch that day in peace.

Later, when the last bell rang in Mrs. DeVos’s class, Sol waited behind for the other students to depart before approaching her.

Sol walked to Mrs. DeVos’s desk and unzipped his backpack, removing the pumpkin. “I think you should take this,” Sol said, handing it to Mrs. DeVos. 

“Are you sure?” Mrs. DeVos asked. She wore a thin smile, slightly curled. “There may be other Billy’s down the road, you know. And there’s still high school to think about.” 

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Sol nodded. “I’m sure. Give it to the next kid who needs it.”

Mrs. DeVos glided her palm across the pumpkin’s flesh. “That’s very generous of you.” 

Sol turned to go, but stopped himself in the middle of the doorway for one last question. “Mrs. DeVos?” he asked. 

“Yes?” 

Sol tapped the doorframe nervously. “Where did it come from?”

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 “Are you sure you want to know?”

Sol thought about it for a second. Did he? Could he handle the truth? He reconsidered, shaking his head no.

“Very well, then. I’ll see you in class tomorrow,” Mrs. DeVos said, smiling.

Sol left. 

Mrs. DeVos’s smile quickly morphed into a devious grin as she looked at the pumpkin. She took a large butcher knife out of her desk drawer and stabbed the pumpkin. A young boy’s screams could be faintly heard from within.

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The pumpkin collapsed like a deflated basketball, sagging into a mound of thick orange skin. Blood as red as sunset spilled out of the puncture wound, along with chunks of swollen blood-filled pumpkin seeds. 

Before the gore could spill out onto the desk, Mrs. DeVos plugged the wound with her mouth, sucking it until there was nothing left. She chewed the bloody orange flesh into tiny bits until it was all gone. 

Her lips smacked as she took the last bite. “Billy, you are a naughty boy,” she said, cackling.

That night, Mrs. DeVos went to bed well-fed. It would be three more months before she needed another one, but she already had her eyes set on a real thick number in the next district over, a ten-year-old nightmare of a kid who bullied the students as well as the teachers. She’d need a big pumpkin for this one. 

The next morning, as she watered her garden, Mrs. DeVos came upon the perfect pumpkin. It was hidden behind the vines, but there was no mistaking its beauty, its size. It would be ready in three months’ time, just as she would be gearing up to befriend the next Sol, the next kid who needed her help to find the fire within.

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Stage Fright, a Creepy Clown Story by Jennifer Weigel

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So, I think it’s time for more creepy clown stories. Don’t you? At any rate, here’s Stage Fright by our very own, Jennifer Weigel…


It started with the squeaky shoes.  Not a shrill waning warble emitted by once-wet leather now taut and tired, sighing with weary pain at every step.  No, this was much more… the unhindered squall of a goose honking as it drove a would-be pedestrian from the sidewalk after they’d wandered too close to its secluded springtime sanctuary, goslings barely hidden in the underbrush.  Such a jarringly irreverent and discordant diversion, and at a poetry reading no less, wherein the self-righteously civilized members of the audience took extreme effort to present themselves in being as cultured as possible, snapping their fingers in lieu of cupped clapping as an orchestrated gesture of both being in the know of the current trends in fashionably avoiding faux pas and out of respectful reverence for one another’s pretentiousness.  A roomful of eyes glared over their half-sipped cups of craft coffee at the transgression, staring at the oversize yellow clogs from which the foul fracas emanated.

But it didn’t stop with the shoes.  The noise carried through a visual cacophony crawling up the legs as it splashed hideously contrasting colors in a web of horrific plaid parallels, ochre and mauve lines dissecting what would otherwise be reasonable trousers if not for the fact that they were that unbearable chartreuse color that leaves a residual stench on the cornea, burning itself into the retinas for posterity.  Surely the pant cuffs housed a pair of mismatched socks, probably pink or periwinkle argyle or the like, waiting to flash their fantastical finery at an unsuspecting stranger while engaged in some awkward careening and undignified gesture.  But for now, the socks’ unsightly status remained hidden in the dark recesses of the pant legs.

The plaid danced in awkward angular strokes upwards to a torso draped in a pink and purple polka dotted shirt strapped into place by a set of unaware green and gold striped suspenders, seemingly oblivious to their misuse and standing at attention holding all the odds and ends in place, as suspenders are trained to do.  Or at least they were trying to hold everything in place as best they could, and kudos to them for the effort as that was a hot mess in free-flow lava mode.  Atop the fashion nightmare wearer’s head was a green bowler crowned in faux flowers of all sorts, hearkening maybe to daisies and irises that had lost some of their luster after having been painstakingly assembled by some unfortunate third-world flower crafter who had never actually beheld an iris, the intricacies of its petals flailing in frayed and frantic folds.

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The hat crowned a stand of strangely disheveled locks, haphazardly erupting to and fro from beneath its shallow brim as if trying to run in every direction simultaneously.  The stringy strands of hair cascaded across a harrowed face, revealing not a bright and boisterous smile but rather a looming sense of dread made manifest through trembling lips.  Terrified eyes wide as saucers glowed white and wild from within the drapery, staring in suspended animation at the judge, jury, and executioners amassed within the audience.  The fashion plate was topped off with a red bow tie, a gift ribbon bedecking a package that nobody had anticipated receiving and weren’t sure they wanted.

Someone coughed from a table near the back of the room.  The next poet stood ready to take her place at a vigil from the sidelines, fidgeting with her phone and pouting with pursed lips while she glared at the ungainly intrusion, batting her brooding heavily shadowed and mascaraed eyes.  Can you please sit? she posited in gesture without need to call forth words to speak what was on everyone’s minds.  Yes.  Please sit.  Preferably someplace further from the spotlight, where its faint glow cannot cast its judgment upon this interruption, and all can all go on about the business of losing themselves in heartsick hyperbole while sipping their overpriced triple grande vanilla chai lattes and contemplating their harrowing higher education existences.  Whispered words wandered through the meager crowd.

My eyes darted around the room from my slightly elevated vantage point; an alien creature left floundering in confusion at my own abrupt transformation.  Only moments prior I had taken to center stage, adjusted the microphone to better meet my mouth, and begun reciting my latest poem, a meager manifestation of a serendipitous sunset in contemplation of life looming after graduation.  Or was it sunrise?  But three words in, I could feel the change taking hold, and I could see the palpable demeanor of the room shift as I stuttered out some nebulous nonsense in lieu of my well-rehearsed verse.  I tripped over my own tongue-tied tableaux as the metamorphosis continued, watching in horror as my visage shifted to that of the bewildered buffoon.

As we rise to the sun-set
waning weary motion of our un-be-coming
beckoning reckoning,
graduation looming stranger-danger,
like wet and bewildered Beagles
unsure of when/how/if
they became thusly domesticated
and wondering where/what/who
the wolves wandered off to ward…

I shifted my weight ever so slightly, pooling my cartoonish mass over my left foot, and my shoe honked.  Everyone in the room was aghast, their blank condescending stares drilling further into my psyche.  After several seeming minutes of stoic silence, the Goth girl waiting her turn in line edged a chair towards the forefront, its wooden form grating against the faux plank flooring with a long droning whine, fingernails to a chalkboard.  Sit.  I raced to its sweet salvation, sloppily surrendering the circumstance to she the next reader and taking account of my own misbegotten musings.  Upon returning to the shadows, my ridiculous and outlandish adornments subdued, losing the honking clopping clogs, unseen argyle socks, plaid pantaloons, polka-dotted blouse, suspenders, green garden bowler, and red bow tie to my regular simple black shirt and slacks performance getup.

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At least I wasn’t naked this time…

Creepy Clown Self-Portraits from my Reversals series
Creepy Clown Self-Portraits from my Reversals series

Maybe that wasn’t the sort of creepy clown story you had in mind. So check out this found junk store post from before. And feel free to check out more of Jennifer Weigel’s work here on Haunted MTL or here on her website.

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