Last week I received word that Frank had
died in a bar fight, his throat cut by another man. Frank wasn’t a friend, not for a long time
now, but when we were twelve years old, we had been best buddies. I was overdue to visit a few relatives, so
I came down for the funeral, and now, with the burial over, I decided to take a
walk down here, to the little hideaway we used to visit. When we were middle
school friends, this little patch had been a refuge, a place to play hooky,
sneak a little chewing tobacco, and play cards.
But that was before Frank murdered his kid brother Joe. It was this awful patch of ground that had
changed Frank.
I’m not going any closer. This is far enough. It smells rotten here, the air heavy and
putrid. I’m convinced now this is truly
an evil place. It’s really just an ugly
pimple of dirt and bushes, no bigger than the backyards I remember from
childhood. Frank’s death brought me back
here. I came because I needed to know if
my memories were false memories, or the real thing. Now I know, because I’m not twelve years old
anymore, but a highly functioning 25 year old, and this cesspool still feels
like a crypt of demons.
I remember Frank telling me he had a
“cool” place for us to hang out after school one day.
“Nobody knows about this spot,” said
Frank. “It’s behind the subdivision,
going towards the warehouses, where they keep all the rusty pipes. When the ground slopes down, the place is
invisible from all sides. A crazy
optical illusion, man.” And he was right, it was a private place, ignored by
most people. Happy, bright eyed, normal
people would no doubt just go around this place, without even thinking about
it, the way you step around dog poop, instead of stepping right into it.
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“But it stinks here,” I had said. “Smells like dead rats or dog crap.”
Yet, he was so proud of the hideaway that
I said okay, and we started going there to play hooky or just to hang out. One day it really reeked, and I walked up to
the spot gagging. But there was Frank, laying
on his side, reading a MAD magazine and eating a Snickers bar. It was then that I noticed the dead possum,
only about ten feet from Frank. It was
covered with buzzing green flies, the flies that only show up when something is
dead.
“Jesus, Frank!” I called, covering my
mouth and nose with my shirt collar.
“What the hell, man. It smells
horrible.”
“He looked up, continuing to chew his
Snickers bar, and started sniffing the air.
Sniffing! Like he was trying to
catch the subtle odor of distant wood smoke.
“I guess so,” he said skeptically, then
kept reading his magazine.
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That’s how it started. The place was a stinking, festering hole, but
Frank didn’t seem to notice, and slowly he began to change. Instead of shooting soda cans with his BB
gun, Frank began shooting birds. One day
he started torturing a large box turtle we had caught. I told him to stop and we argued, shoved each
other, and then he killed the turtle. I
left in disgust. His cesspool (a crazy
optical illusion man) seemed satisfied somehow.
It buzzed with flies and pukey little green shimmering beetles. Looking back, I think the diseased little
pimple of dirt and bushes infected Frank with something dark and ugly.
That summer between seventh and eighth
grade, I didn’t hang out much with Frank.
But sometimes I saw him walking back to his house from the old
hangout. I couldn’t understand why he
would go there alone, to that haunted, boil of a place. Two events convinced me that Frank killed
Little Joe that summer, although everyone else thought it was a terrible
accident. Joe was a 6 year old, snotty
nosed little brat, and I loved him.
Everyone loved Little Joe – everyone except his big brother. I visited Frank’s house the day before it
happened, because Frank had called me on the phone and invited me over to see
the new color television his dad had bought.
So I was there when Frank’s dad put the old TV up on the hallway shelf. I saw him
carefully tape the electrical cord into a coil and tuck it away. So how come the police and neighbors all said
that Little Joe had pulled the cord and caused the TV to fall on his sweet
little head. Everyone wondered how anyone wouldn’t know better than to
create such a safety hazard. There was a
lot of anger directed at Little Joe’s dad.
But I saw something else the morning it happened. I saw Frank climb out of his bedroom window
and run towards his cesspool of a hideaway.
Soon after, there had been frantic movement around the house, police
sirens, a fire rescue unit. Little Joe
was dead, his skull fractured by a falling Zenith television.
Why did Frank climb out the window? Why not use the door? And the look on his face as he started
running for the hideaway, it was the look of a thing that enjoyed death –
tongue sticking out from one corner, eyes too bright and lustful. I don’t know if Frank just unwound the
electrical cord and hung it so Little Joe could reach it (here little buddy,
want to play? Pull the pretty rope
Little Joe) or if he pulled down the TV himself. But I know he did it.
Suddenly, I feel like a dumbass for coming here. What did it matter anyway? So what that my best friend had turned out to be a sadistic monster. Or more likely, it was just a freak accident, because that careless, screw-up of a dad put a busted television on a high shelf. Maybe if I see Frank’s and Little Joe’s screw up of a dad in town, I’ll bust his face before I leave. Yeah, I’m a dumbass for coming back here, just wasting time and money. I wasted my money on that flea bag of a motel where I rented a room. If that arrogant little punk of a clerk is on the desk when I get back, I think I’ll slam his head on the counter bell – just bounce his face up and down so the bell rings again and again and again!
Bryan Fontenot, author
Bryan has written short stories, now and then, during the past ten years, and is working on a longer story. His favorite book is “The Pickwick Papers”, but also enjoys mysteries, science fiction, and lots of horror stories. He lives near San Antonio, Texas.
So I happened upon this very cheesecake-heavy premiere issue of Extremes of Violet, complete with pinups by some of the comic book greats of the time, and decided to make some Peeping Toms collage art by incorporating the voluptuous vixen into various crystal pieces to create a sort of fishbowl effect centered largely on her bosom (which is unavoidable).
Each of the Peeping Toms is shown from three angles because of how much the pieces shift as the light plays off the crystal. I started with these star forms.
The second bowl was even a bit iridescent, and violet at that!
Next I did a series of really perky busty bowls, which really get the feeling across that you are looking through the tiny peephole in a door as well as exemplifying the content even more. Note: these are shown in two rows with side details as well, so there are a lot of pics here…
I experimented a little and tried a couple of other scenes, like the portrait, as well. She’s staring back at the Peeping Toms…
I also tried this more square bowl form.
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And finally, I found this little heart, which is my personal favorite of the group.
These works are a continuation of my Creepy Comics collage series, shown on Haunted MTL here.
So I probably should have taken a before picture, but I found a faux wood stained plaster Jesus statue and turned it into Zombie Christ. Because it’s the second second coming. Or something. It’s kind of an offshoot of my nail polish paintings reappropriating thrift store art…
Anyway without further ado, I present…
Zombie Christ remake statue by Jennifer Weigel
I was a little concerned that I made him too green at first, but I’m happy with the finished result. This statue just looked so anguished. It’s eyes had been closed but I like them better open and even painted them with blacklight reactive nail polish so they will stand out even more and be interactive in other ways to add creepy factor.
Another view of sculpture
And taking it from the top…
Sadly I don’t have a blacklight anymore or I’d share a picture that way too. Oh well. I’ll leave you with a fun detail shot instead.
Zombie Christ detail with eyes
Next time I may make him more gray than green though. We shall see…
Portrait of myself with dark makeup and crow skull headdress, backlit by the sun.
So it’s been awhile since we’ve looked at some of the things I have gathered, so I thought I’d bring back my art collection for another round… Here are the first and second highlights in case you missed earlier explorations.
From left to right: M Pena Windstone Editions bat-winged flap cat, bone mask by Terry and Susan Wright, wood cat in skull by labcreature, real hair art by myself, pencil drawing of Barbarois Elder for Vampire Hunter D anime cel
From left to right: Barbarois Elder for Vampire Hunter D anime cel, Turn Me Royal portrait of my father and stepmother as Frankenstein’s monster and his bride, painted horse skull
Left to right: Overgrowth by Ellie Bradley, heart by TenderFlesh, praying devil girl by Torman’s Treasures
And a vintage plastic 2-foot Jack O Lantern I got at a yard sale and have kept on display on his very own stool in the living room since. So happy.
Anyway, there are some more highlights from my art collection, as it is always growing and evolving. I have lucked into several of these pieces at antique and thrift stores or acquired them from the artists or more. And yes, I still have Da Ting the taxidermy shih-tzu from the first of these posts.
Portrait of myself with dark makeup and crow skull headdress, backlit by the sun.