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What happens when the Baba Yaga woods have to make way for progress?

The first harvester and forwarder arrived as if on cue, despite the horde of protesters.  The gas pipeline was going through.  Both sides had played politics and the bureaucratic duel had spanned months into years but eventually the commercial interests won out.  The resource was just too valuable and too badly needed by the growing urban populace.  After finalizing the path the pipeline would take to make as many people as happy as possible (because let’s face it, this was more about minimizing complaints and gaining political leverage than about the environmental impacts or honoring Indigenous Peoples), plans were in action to bring the project to fruition.

As the deforestation crew descended upon the scene, the well positioned riot-gear-outfitted guardsman made sure they were as unhindered as possible, breaking up the crowd as they moved through.  The protesters stepped or were shoved aside, still continuing to chant and brandish signs.  All except for one – she was an elderly woman, with long white hair flowing in wispy tendrils about her gaunt frame in a sort of ethereal otherworldly manner.  She wore loose fitting peasant’s clothes that bespoke a long-gone era and leaned against her solid wooden walking staff, her moss green eyes steeled on the oncoming procession.  How she had managed to evade the wall of guardsmen was anyone’s guess.  The monster machines were forced to stop.

“C’mon Grandma,” the crewman called out from the harvester.  The name on his pale blue shirt simply read Bill.  “We have a restraining order against you folks.  This is happening whether you like it or not.  You don’t want to get dragged off to jail, do you?”  One of the riot-gear guardsmen took a step forward.

 The woman smiled knowingly and cackled loudly, her shrill voice echoing through the crowd and the path and the earth and the sky like a primordial spirit unleashed.  The world around her fell deathly quiet.  She raised a gnarled hand and extended a crooked finger to point at the crewman named Bill.  She spoke slowly and gleefully, “To Hell with you.”

Bill rolled his eyes and revved the engine of the mechanical behemoth in response, perhaps to persuade the old woman to move along.  He’d listened to too many slurs today already; he was just trying to do his job.  It may not have been pretty, but it was progress, and everyone just needed to step out of the way so he could get on with it.  As the riot-gear-outfitted guardsman closed in to escort the old woman from the path, she mysteriously vanished in a cloud of pale green smoke.

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Bill woke with a start.  He had been amazed that the crew was able to get to the site so uneventfully.  There hadn’t been any protesters and the few stragglers that had remained had stayed remarkably out of the way, chanting, singing and brandishing signs from afar.  The site itself was well guarded from the perimeter, perhaps more so than was necessary since everything was just quietly waiting for the demolition to start.  Bill had expected more backlash, as was evidenced by his recurring nightmares from before the job had even started.  But the protesters never entered the woods.  It had all been too easy.

It was 2 AM and the world was still enveloped in thick, heavy darkness.  Bill knew he should try to get another couple hours of sleep before the grueling day ahead of him, but something wasn’t quite right.  That old woman, her icy gaze seemed to bore a hole straight into his soul.  He couldn’t seem to get her out of his head.

Suddenly and without any warning, a piercing shriek rang through the forest like a throaty impish laugh.

Bill was on his feet before he even realized he had leapt out of bed.  He warily stared at the trailer door.  The wind howled through the trees in the distance.  A familiar voice behind him called out, “What was that?”

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“I dunno Sid,” Bill answered, “maybe an owl.”

Sid was sitting up in his bunk, rubbing his eyes.  “Not like any owl I’ve ever heard…”  He turned to Bill, “Can’t sleep, eh?”

“It’s nothing.”  Bill returned to his bunk.  “Let’s try to get some more rest.  Big day tomorrow.”

“Sure thing, boss,” Sid murmured as he rolled over.

Bill lay in bed staring at the trailer ceiling.  As he drifted back to sleep he heard an unnerving cackle float through the wilderness.  To Hell with you, he thought to himself as he succumbed to slumber.

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The next day, after coffee, the crew went to work.  They began work on the deforestation of the first swatch of trees bearing spray painted X marks from the survey team who had demarcated their route.  All they needed to do now was follow the signs and clear the debris.

As Bill began to down a nearby pine with the harvester, cutting through the trunk effortlessly to topple the tree to the side, he saw a flash of movement out of the corner of his eye.  He caught a glimpse of what appeared to be an old woman in peasant’s clothes as she darted unnaturally in and out of the trees to his left, disappearing behind and betwixt trunks.  It couldn’t be, surely he was imagining things…  He paused and turned the key in the ignition.

Sid’s voice echoed over the radio from the forwarder, “Something wrong, boss?”

“Nothing,” Bill replied.  “I’ve just got to see what that was…”

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The rest of the team was working on another ridge nearby where they continued what they were doing.  There was no call for help, no need for follow up; Bill was on top of it.

Bill got out of the machine and traversed the muddy broken path up the hill to the stand of trees where he had beheld the vision.  He peered behind the evergreen where he had last seen the old woman and was greeted by a skull on a pike.  He leapt backwards, slipping on some moss and falling to the ground.  As he rose, he looked up at the skull pike again: it was nothing more than a fallen branch.  He stood and fingered the drying needles, scattering them to the breeze.  The wind mocked him, whispering in an ancient and shrill sigh, “To Hell with you.”

Bill turned to return to the harvester and was immediately confronted by the old woman from his dream, standing between him and the sleeping mechanical monster.  She stared through him, her icy green gaze penetrating his very soul.  Her wild white hair whisked to and fro about her shoulders as she stepped toward him.  She smiled, “How nice of you to come, just in time for dinner.”  She ran her tongue along her razor-sharp teeth, filed to dagger-like points.

Bill turned to run and slipped on the muddy moss-encrusted mound.  He slid down the hill and into a small previously unseen ravine off to the side of their work site.  A hidden pocket in the earth engulfed him.  He found himself sprawled in a muddy pit with his head reeling, roots trailing the edges of the earthen walls of his prison.  A cackle greeted him from the darkness just behind his field of vision.

Bill pivoted to find another skull on a pike.  He backpeddled into the other wall of the pit, skinning his hand on a rock, and blinked.  Not a skull, but a root wrapped around a smooth stone embedded in the dirt, greeted him.  He shook his head and called out, “This isn’t funny…  Whoever you are, we have a restraining order.  You aren’t to set foot on these premises.”

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The hoarse giggle resounded through the pit and the earth in response.  “No, you are mistaken,” it laughed.  “It is I who have the restraining order against you.  Only a fool enters a witch’s wood and expects to leave alive.”

“Who…  Who are you?” Bill called out to the empty tomb.

“You may call me Babushka Ježibaba,” the old woman trilled, reappearing out of the shadows right before him.  Her nostrils flared wide as she sniffed him up and down and smiled through her serrated grimace, “We feast tonight, my sisters…”

The old woman grappled Bill by the throat and pulled him towards her in a sweeping motion, effortlessly overpowering him.  She leapt from the pit into the gaping door of a house on stilted chicken legs, which took off into the deep woods away from the mechanized mayhem of the construction zone.  “Welcome to Hell,” she crowed as they bounded out of sight…

***

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“Bill,” Sid called out as he came upon the abandoned harvester.  “Where are you?”

No answer.  The crew was packing it in for the day and Bill had scarcely even touched his section.  His radio stretched idly on its cord, dangling above his empty seat.  Sid glanced to the left and saw what appeared to be an old woman weaving in and out of the trees off to the side.  “To Hell with you,” the wind whispered as he left the harvester cab and squinted at the vision.

“Bill, you over there?” Sid shouted as he hurriedly followed the elusive presence into the woods…

red nail polish blood drips from the mouth of a porcelain figurine of an old woman in peasant clothes
Bloody Baba Yaga sculpture by Jennifer Weigel

Read X Marks the Spot, another eco-horror tale by Jennifer Weigel, here on Haunted MTL.

And feel free to check out more of Jennifer Weigel’s work here on Haunted MTL or here on her website.

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Portrait of myself with dark makeup and crow skull headdress, backlit by the sun.

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Jennifer Weigel is a multi-disciplinary mixed media conceptual artist residing in Kansas USA. Weigel utilizes a wide range of media to convey her ideas, including assemblage, drawing, fibers, installation, jewelry, painting, performance, photography, sculpture, video and writing. You can find more of her work at: https://www.jenniferweigelart.com/

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Happy Holidays! Card from Jennifer Weigel and Santa

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Happy holidays! Where has this year gone??? Santa and I can’t believe it’s Christmas already, but I did manage to make you all a card again… Gotta keep with tradition or something. (Santa says I’m not thinking big enough…)

And to everyone celebrating other holidays and the solstice, may you have a blessed and wonderful season as well, I’m sorry I don’t do cards for that but I tend come from what I know, which appears to be inappropriate Christmas kitsch. Just like you’ve come to expect from me, I’m sure. Since that seems to make the rounds of all the holidays. 😉

Happy Holidays card from You-Can-Jingle-My-Bell Santa and Jennifer Weigel here at Haunted MTL, featuring altered doll art
Happy Holidays card

Card reads Happy Holidays jingle bell jingle bell jingle bell rock!!! From You-Can-Jingle-My-Bell Santa and Jennifer Weigel here at HauntedMTL.

Image features a vintage doll (probably Merlin or Gandalf or the like) now dressed as Santa in a handmade Victorian style cloak with matching hat. He is holding his coat open to flash the viewer with a jingle bell ribbon hanging intentionally at his crotch.

This Santa was from a series of altered dolls I did back in the day, exploring different less appropriate takes on Jolly Old St. Nick.

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As gifts, I present the other three…

Happy holidays and have a wonderful winter!

If you want to check out more of my altered dolls, I have posted several to Haunted MTL here:

Fashion Zombies

Heartbreak Hotel

Mummy Dearest

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Catharsis

Fairy Wands

She Wolf

Queen of Everything

More Altered Dolls

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Krampus

Bloody Mary

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Nightmarish Nature: Starvation Diet

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So, now that it’s getting cold, here on Nightmarish Nature we’re going to talk about a different kind of terror – the starvation diet. It’s winter, and food is becoming ever scarcer, so many creatures will slow down to conserve energy. Let’s take this a step further to the sleep of the damned… But I’m not talking hibernation, or settling in for a sort of long winter nap version of seasonal affective disorder on steroids. No, I’m talking hummingbirds.

Sugar Rush

Hummingbirds are about the polar opposite of what you’d think of when you talk about inactivity. They’re more the picture-perfect speed demons. And yet, due to their crazy high metabolisms and constant need to refuel by consuming all the nectar and insects they can get their little beaks in or on, they have near death experiences on a regular basis. Even during the summer at night whenever the temperature falls too low. It’s like all their systems have to go offline for a bit just so they can survive.

Zzz sleeping off that starvation diet
Zzz

Energy Suck

Essentially a hummingbird burns so much energy that he can die in less than eight hours of not eating. The little sugar daddy needs another fix just to keep going. This lifestyle is a far cry from the Energizer bunny. Essentially he has to enter a torpor state in sleep so he doesn’t succumb to his own starvation diet. Not every time, but when the temperature drops or food is scarce.

A hummingbird in torpor may, by all accounts, appear dead. He can be frozen in place, his tiny feet clasped rigidly around a branch as if rigor mortis has sunk in. He can be cold to the touch and unresponsive. He can face upwards, unmoving, breathing and heart rate slowed to near indiscernibility. He can even be hanging upside down, oblivious to the world. In fact, the hummer’s heart rate can reduce to almost one tenth of his waking state, and his temperature can drop by ~5o degrees Fahrenheit (~ 30 degrees Celsius).

Dead to the world hummingbird in torpor
Dead to the world

Miracle Mavericks

Honestly, as shown in this article on Journey North, this ability to exercise such fine control over metabolic rate on a nightly cycle makes the hummingbirds more marvelous than terrifying, switching between cold- and warm-blooded. And they are very well-adapted to their eating regimens, especially given their diminutive size. But such is the cost of burning so much energy to keep going without much room to store fuel. Like I said, a strict starvation diet.

If you’ve enjoyed this segment of Nightmarish Nature, feel free to check out some previous here:

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Perilous Parenting

Freaky Fungus

Worrisome Wasps

Cannibalism

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Terrifying Tardigrades

Reindeer Give Pause

Komodo Dragons

Zombie Snails

Horrifying Humans

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Giants Among Spiders

Flesh in Flowers

Assassin Fashion

Baby Bomb

Orca Antics

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Creepy Spider Facts

Screwed Up Screwworms

Scads of Scat

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Simple Pleasures, a story about getting away by Jennifer Weigel

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-Mountains-

A serene mountain landscape yawns; monumental evergreen trees fingering a brilliant azure sky stroked with wispy clouds.  The air is crisper and fresher here, wafting its piney fragrance along the meandering deer path that bends and swerves down the gradual slope…

-Reset-

-City-

A bustling urban environment beckons, its diverse, brightly-clothed denizens laughing with one another, casually parting as you stroll through their midst.   Sunlight dances through the crowd, reflecting off of towering buildings, cars, and bicycles.  Sounds swell together as though breathing life into all interconnected within this rich tapestry of time and space.  The street is a cacophony of alluring smells, and the savory scent of kosher all-beef hot dogs…

-Vegetarian-

Fragrant cumin zing of vegetable samosas…

-European-

Perfume of freshly baked baguettes embraces you in a warm hug as you sit at a small metal café table, savoring an espresso…

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-Caffeine Free-

Lavender cremosa…

-Non-Carbonated-

Limonade…

-Reset-

-Beach-

The warm sand squishes between your bare toes as the soft ocean waves lap at your feet, beckoning you to wade further into the cool water…

-No Swimming-

The woven rope hammock stretched between two perfectly-spaced palm trees sways slowly as you lounge in its cradle, sipping a Mai Tai…

-Non-Alcoholic-

Iced lemonade in a highball glass through a red plastic straw…

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-Eco-Conscientious-

Paper straw, the citrusy elixir providing respite from the steamy…

-Less Hot-

Warm breezy summer…

-Spring-

Spring air, children…

-Nature-

Birds…

-Silence-

You close your eyes, hammock gently rocking you to slumber.

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We here at My Universe wish to thank you again for choosing our services.  We know that there are many post-cataclysmic alternative realities available, and we appreciate your business.  Please enjoy your respite from the societal collapse, and remember us next time you need to unwind.

Pineapple getting away from it all
Pineapple getting away from it all

And feel free to check out more of Jennifer Weigel’s work here on Haunted MTL or here on her website. And if you really feel like getting away and helping clean up the beach a bit, check out this relaxing video from Dylan Clark titled Seagrass. Or maybe that wasn’t so relaxing after all… 😉

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Portrait of myself with dark makeup and crow skull headdress, backlit by the sun.

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