Has anyone ever heard of the 2014 New Zealand film The Dead Lands? It was written by Glenn Standing, directed by Toa Fraser, and was selected as New Zealand’s entry for the Best Foreign Language Film at the 87th Academy Awards (it didn’t get it). Well, the writer of the film decided he wanted to explore the story further and adapted it into a TV series for Shudder.
So far, The Dead Lands has gotten more promotion than any other Shudder series I’ve seen and it’s almost all been positive. However, I myself have not impressed. It certainly has potential, loads of it in fact, but the delivery needs some work. Set in ancient Maori times, The Dead Lands focuses on a warrior named Waka Nuku Rau (Te Kohe Tuhaka) and a young tribeswoman, Mehe (Darneen Christian) who pair up on a quest to stop an evil that’s overtaking their lands.
Unique but nothing original
Let me start off by saying what I like about The Dead Lands because I hate “dissing” films or series. A lot of work goes into them and they all try their best, two facts that are clear in this case. The Dead Lands is executed with a delicate mix of primal human survival and straight-up bloody violence. For a horror show, it’s pretty good. However, there are one too many flaws weighing it down.
The subject matter is what’s unique here, but that’s about it. At its coreisthe Maori people. It’s essentially a zombie series set within Ancient Maori legends and customs, something that should be incredibly original but outside of the supernatural elements, it’s like any other “save the world” series. The biggest flaw is the pacing, but I’ll get to that in a minute.
The characters feel as if they came off a checklist; there’s the independent tough girl, the redeemed sinner, a group of skeptics, and the guy who is basically the Governor from The Walking Dead. I found it hard to get invested with any of them, especially Waka. The guy reminds me of Vin Diesel in The Pacifier.
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The series tries hard to sell him as some ultrapowerful warrior. If I wasn’t told how tough he was all the time I’d assume he was just an average guy. The opening scene is him at the heart of a massacre as a narrating woman (Mehe) describes his legendary bloodthirsty nature. Then, just seconds after that, someone sneaks up from behind and kills him.
I guess hearing some guy walk through the bushes isn’t a requirement for being the world’s greatest warrior. Waka’s death is what starts the series. He wakes in the afterlife but is denied entry to join his ancestors on account of his past sins. He’s informed that there is still time for redemption, and is immediately back, landing headfirst into a zombie apocalypse.
We later learn that something has broken the world and the veil between the living and the dead has fractured, forcing anyone who dies to reenter their body and resume “life” as a walking corpse.
Despite being the headliner, Waka is not the star. The real star Mehe. A young tribeswoman who goes off in search of Waka after her village is attacked by the dead. These two are the best part of the series, but even they are damaged by the rough pacing of the first episode.
These two characters, who are the heart of the series, bond way too quickly. Their friendship develops before the end of Episode 1. They meet, try to kill each other, and then, BOOM! they’re inseparable. Even while they’re still trying to maintain the illusion that they’re just frienemies.
I understand the desire to get the story going. To move the characters past the intro phase as fast as possible but I felt that it cheapened the intimacy of their relationship. I wished we got to see it develop over time.
Verdict
Mehe and Wka are the heart of the series, watching them interact is the best part. The rest is all entertaining, but it’s nothing that left me excited for the next episode.
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The Dead Lands is one of those shows that needs to build up before it can really go anywhere. Episodes 1 and 2 were used to get most of that out of the way. We’ve been introduced to everybody and know what’s going on, now its time for the good stuff. Maybe I will tune in for Episode 3.
(3 / 5)
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Rachel Roth is a writer who lives in South Florida. She has a degree in Writing Studies and a Certificate in Creative Writing, her work has appeared in several literary journals and anthologies.
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Smile 2, a psychological supernatural horror, released in October 2024 just in time for Halloween, sees director Parker Finn (Smile, Laura Hasn’t Slept) return with a sequel starring Naomi Scott (Aladdin) as pop star and recovering addict Skye Riley. While Smile 2 boasts a talented cast, it ultimately falls short of its predecessor, offering a familiar storyline with minor variations and a predictable finale. The film attempts to introduce a new method to combat the parasitic ‘Smile Entity’, but this addition fails to elevate the sequel beyond a pale imitation of its chilling predecessor.
The Plot.
Smile 2 begins shortly after the end of the original; just six days after Rose Cotter’s death. During a short interlude scene, we watch as the now cursed Joel attempts to pass the Smile Entity on by killing one criminal in front of another. The plan backfires spectacularly, inadvertently passing the curse onto an innocent bystander named Lewis Fregoli.
The film then shifts gears, introducing Skye Riley, a singer and performer making a triumphant return to the spotlight with a comeback tour after a tumultuous past. During a candid interview on the Drew Barrymore Show, Skye opens up about her struggles with addiction and the devastating loss of her boyfriend in a car accident. Her sobriety journey, however, faces a severe setback when she seeks pain relief from her old high school friend, the unwitting Lewis Fregoli. In a chilling turn of events, Lewis takes his own life while Skye watches, passing the Smile Entity onto her. Unaware of her new cursed existence Skye gets on with rehearsing for her tour, but she begins to notice that strange things are happening. People are smiling at her in an unnatural way and she becomes the target of anonymous attacks and aggressions. When text messages begin to arrive from an unknown number, Skye decides to get some answers.
Highlights.
Let’s not beat about the bush. I found Smile 2 difficult to finish and was struggling at about the hour-and-a-half mark to stay awake. That being said it’s worth watching because everyone needs to see the 3-minute scene of the ‘smilers’ chasing Skye through her apartment. This was possibly the creepiest thing I’ve seen on a screen. The buildup, the synchronicity of the movement of the actors and their positioning, the camera work, and the lighting. I have rewatched it several times and it doesn’t get old. If you are only interested in watching this, fast forward to the 123-minute mark and get ready to be impressed.
Drawbacks.
Where do I start?
My primary concern with Smile 2 is its striking resemblance to its predecessor. The narrative follows a familiar pattern: an attractive woman fleeing a supernatural force, grappling with hallucinations, experiencing a mental health decline, and culminating in the revelation someone close to Skye was the Smiling Entity after all. This repetitive structure diminishes the film’s impact.
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While the introduction of a new method for shedding the entity initially offered a glimmer of hope this concept wasn’t fully realized. It just served to add names to the line of people that the entity has infected in the past.
Furthermore, the film’s pacing suffers from excessive focus on Skye’s musical career. Scenes showcasing her stage rehearsals and music videos, while intended to establish her identity as a performer, feel unnecessary and detract from the narrative momentum. Yes, we understand she’s a performer, you told us, you don’t need to prove it. These scenes appear to artificially inflate the film’s runtime, suggesting a lack of confidence in the core story.
The Final Take.
Ultimately, Smile 2 fails to expand upon the established lore of the franchise. The film’s conclusion feels contrived, with a blatant setup for a third installment. Hopefully, if a ‘Smile 3’ is inevitable, the creative team will bring fresh ideas and avoid simply retreading familiar ground.
We’re back again with Goosebumps The Vanishing, episode two. A story too big for one episode, apparently.
Or, maybe this is just a nod to the fact that Stay Out Of The Basement was a two-part episode in the original 1995 show. Either way, after seeing this episode, we could have kept it to one.
The story
We begin this second episode with Anthony investigating the parasitic plant taking over his body. Rather than, I don’t know, going to the hospital, he’s decided to phone a colleague and send her some samples from the bulb he pulls out of his arm with a handheld garden trowel.
Meanwhile, Devin is having his own worries. He’s haunted by what he saw in the sewers. So, he gets CJ to go with him to investigate. What they find is more of the tendrils of the plant that dragged him down through the manhole last episode.
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I sure would have liked to see more about that.
Instead, we see Devin pivot to flirting with a newly single Frankie. Because teenage hormones I guess.
Meanwhile, Trey is having a terrible day. First, his girlfriend leaves him. Then, Anthony breaks his car window.
Needing a way to deal with his frustration, Trey decides to break into the Brewers’ basement. There, he starts wrecking up the place. Until he meets the plant creature and has an unfortunate accident.
What worked
The big difference between this episode and the last is the increased gross-out factor. This episode had some straight-up cringy moments. From the tendrils waiving from Anthony’s arm to the whole goat he brings home to feed his new pet, this episode was skin-crawling gross in the best way possible.
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The series is called Goosebumps, after all.
What didn’t work
Unfortunately, that’s where my praise ends. This episode, unlike the last, just wasn’t that great.
To start with, there was a lot of unnecessary drama between characters who are not in danger of being eaten by a plant from the inside out.
I especially disliked the focus on the Frankie/Trey/Devin love triangle.
Now, I don’t hate it. This part of the story adds extra emotional depth to the show. We can see why Trey would be especially incensed by his girlfriend falling for the son of the neighbor he’s feuding with. But it would be more enjoyable if it wasn’t so cliche and dramatic.
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I hate the way Trey tried to gaslight Frankie. It makes me dislike him when he should be a sympathetic character. I hate how whiny Devin is every time he talks to Frankie. And I hated the impassioned speech Frankie gives after Devin asks her why she was with Trey.
Listen, I understand what we’re going for here. Devin and Cece are not struggling financially. They’re doing alright, and their new friends here in Gravesend are not. We kind of got that without Frankie claiming that her socioeconomic status is why she’s dating a bully and gaslighter. It felt out of place. It felt like pandering. It certainly didn’t feel like something an eighteen-year-old would say. I hated it.
Finally, there was a moment near the end of the episode that irritated me. I don’t want to give too much detail because I wouldn’t dare ruin an R.L. Stine cliffhanger. But, well, it doesn’t make a lot of sense.
I get that we’re watching a show about a carnivorous plant that is going to wreak havoc on this family and neighborhood. I understand the suspension of disbelief. Some might even say I am a little too generous with it. So I can buy into a teenager being absorbed by a plant and turned into a monstrous version of himself.
I can’t buy into what happens at the end of this episode. It doesn’t make sense with the rules established. It certainly doesn’t make any sort of scientific or logical sense. It is a lazy moment meant to further the storyline but threatens the structural integrity of the season.
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All in all, this wasn’t the best episode of Goosebumps. But it’s only the second episode. Honestly, the season has plenty of time to go either way.
The movie monsters always approach so slowly. Their stiff joints arcing in jerky, erratic movements While the camera pans to a wide-eyed scream. It takes forever for them to catch their victims.
Their stiff joints arcing in jerky, erratic movements As they awkwardly shamble towards their quarry – It takes forever for them to catch their victims. And yet no one ever seems to get away.
As they awkwardly shamble towards their quarry – Scenes shift, plot thickens, minutes tick by endlessly… And yet no one ever seems to get away. Seriously, how long does it take to make a break for it?
Scenes shift, plot thickens, minutes tick by endlessly… While the camera pans to a wide-eyed scream. Seriously, how long does it take to make a break for it? The movie monsters always approach so slowly.
Robot Dance from Jennifer Weigel’s Reversals series
So my father used to enjoy telling the story of Thriller Nite and how he’d scare his little sister, my aunt. One time they were watching the old Universal Studios Monsters version of The Mummy, and he pursued her at a snail’s pace down the hallway in Boris Karloff fashion. Both of them had drastically different versions of this tale, but essentially it was a true Thriller Nite moment. And the inspiration for this poem.