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Jedi Survivor: Cal Kestis Diary – Episode 1 Yacht Hunting

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1 year ago

June 25, 2023

Jim Phoenix

We here at HauntedMTL have been fortunate to find an old crate at auction. At first we thought it was the famed necronomicon. Unfortunately, it turned out to be a diary written a long long time ago in a galaxy somewhere next Tuesday. Fortunately, the writer of the diary was a knowlegable Jedi master–no, not that one! I said knowledgable! Without further hubbub we bring you, the secret Cal Kestis Diary!

The Cel Kestis Diary – Entry 1

Dear Diary,

Today me and my robot bud, I wanna say his name is BD8 or A2BD2 or whatever. Doesn’t matter what he’s called, it’s basically a view master with legs. Anyway, one of the guys at the shop gave him a Mark-It-Ing Ploy upgrade. Not sure what it does, but the credits are rolling in.

I’ve got this idea. I want to invent something called a ‘yacht heist’ and use all my Jedi training to sneak aboard a low guarded yacht so I can take some galactic empire secrets! VADAR SUCKS!! I SOOO HAD HIM! Anyways, Diary…

NEW IDEA!! Instead of sneaking on to the Yacht like I’ve done a million times, I’m going to stage myself getting captured and then the galactic empire goons will deliver me directly into the one senator of Coruscant that I want with the yacht. I am sure he will definitely bring it so I can maybe have BBD8 place a depth charge and BOOM!! It definitely will not crash into me after setting at adrift. Besides, even if I does come at me adrift, it’s not like I’ll forget I’m a Jedi and just watch in horror as it comes to crush me and my view master.

I feel like I’m getting closer to my goal of restoring the Order. But to restore the order, I need to be in tip top shape and that means digging out my old P90X tapes. Master Horton really put us through the ringer.

From Cal Kestis Diary – Cal’s workout regime

Stay true!

Cal

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