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“I Am Your Madeline” by Meghan Robins

Emily awoke with the sun on her face, a sweet muskiness on her sheets and the sound of the zipper closing on Douglas’s gym bag.

“I was hoping not to wake you,” Douglas said, stalled at the bedroom door, debating, Emily knew, whether to say sorry or just leave. His chewed-up thumbnail tapped the white trim of her bedroom door. The famous Douglas Bruce Cunningham, renowned playwright with acclaimed performances topping New York City’s charts for the last two years, never said what he did not mean. To say sorry when he was not might crack his moral code, a painful, irresistible trait that attracted Emily to him in the first place.

            “I’ll get her to sign the papers today, I promise,” he said.


It was uncharacteristically dark for Emily to envision stabbing his ex-wife in the throat, his cab crashing, her sending every tabloid in New York pictures of their affair. He could have told her he was married long before last night. Instead she looked at him from his sun-soaked bed and said, “When will I see you?”

Douglas smiled. “I have something for you.” He set an envelope on the bookshelf. “Just until the next paycheck comes.”

Emily nodded. Acting had been a poor choice when her grandmother got sick and their finances turned irreparable. But she was finally getting leading roles, and she had Douglas to thank. In her audition, Douglas had been absolutely right to say, “You’re the only one who could play my Madeline.”

From the window, she could see him awaiting his breakfast burrito at the café downstairs, folding the Times to the crossword section and reaching into his bag for a pen. Emily fingered the air conditioning unit, imagined pulling the plug and tipping it headlong out the window. She wanted to believe in his divorce, but couldn’t understood why it had taken him so long to admit that he was still married.

“She’s difficult,” Douglas had explained said last night. “You don’t know her like I do.”


That’s what all married men say to their mistresses. They were practically writing his next play. A man like Douglas, so cerebral, so brilliant, needed a reminder of why he should come back to her.

Emily picked up her phone. She watched as Douglas sent her to voicemail, his hand in his pocket. In the message she sounded strangely outside of herself. Her voice was hers but she hardly recognized it. It was haunting really—short, sweet, serious—but that’s how Douglas preferred things. As she walked home with two thousand dollars in an envelope shoved in her purse, Emily tried not to feel like she’d just traded money for sex.

            In the kitchen, she dropped the envelope on the table.

“We need the money,” she said. Her grandmother raised an eyebrow. The kettle whistled and Emily poured a pot of tea.

“I probably won’t see him again,” she told Grammy, fighting off the cold with another blanket.


“Sit down, dear,” Grammy said. “Drink up. Let’s see what we can do.”

When Emily finished her tea, Grammy swirled the dredges of her cup, hunched over until her nose grazed the lip. She mumbled words from the old language, rocked back and forth. The cold apartment grew warmer, brighter. Grammy’s brows furrowed. Her eyes popped open and she backhanded the tea cup to the floor.

            Emily kneeled before her. “What is it?”

Grammy wrapped two frail arms around Emily, fingernails digging in like a declawed cat.

            “I’ve done a terrible thing.”


            Across town, Douglas had just handed his wife their divorce papers. “I’m serious this time,” he said.

Caroline paced the living room that housed ten years of shared belongings.

            “Who is she?”

            Douglas swirled his cup. The bag had brewed too long and his green tea was bitter. “That’s not why we’re getting a divorce,” he said.

            “Don’t tell me she’s your muse, that your career depends on it. How many muses have you had, Douglas? Five? Ten? Don’t say I’m not the reason your writing career took off in the first place. Caroline, Madeline? You practically named her after me. The entire play is about how we met.”


            “But our divorce is—”

Caroline screamed, sweeping her arms across Douglas’s desk, clattering papers, pens, his laptop to the floor.

            “I’m sick of your impenetrable reasoning! Your need to be right. Always right. How does a man who only speaks the truth cheat on his wife?”

            “I didn’t cheat on you, Caroline. Our marriage was over long before—”

            “Before whom. Her? The one before her?”


            Douglas picked a pen off the floor. “Just sign the papers.”

            Long red-nailed fingers reached forward, and for a moment, their hands touched. Caroline waited for him to feel something.

            “The reason—” Douglas started.

            “Don’t,” Caroline said, ripping the pen from his hand.

            Douglas raised his voice. “The reason for our divorce is…”


Before he could finish, a red and white ballpoint with Marriot written across its side punctured his jugular.

            His green tea splashed across the Safavid carpet. The divorce papers clutched in his right hand. As Douglas gurgled on the floor, Caroline stepped over him.

            “Not so quickly, my love,” she said and sat him upright, pressing her palm to his throat.

Three days later, the Times reported the elopement of Mr. and Mrs. Douglas Bruce Cunningham, that they were moving back to Bali, that he was retiring from the stage. Heartbreak overtook Emily, but so did her need to pay the bills. Her grandmother was requiring more medical attention, and Emily told her agent she’d take anything. She resorted to T.V. commercials, none of which she was getting. At one audition, a woman recognized her. They’d worked together on The Diner’s Dilemma, Douglas’s breakout play and Emily’s breakout role.

“Did you hear what happened?” The actress said. “I think she killed him. Why else would he leave at the height of his career?”


Warmth plucked at Emily’s spine.

“She was a witch you know. He found her on that island. I heard their divorce papers were never signed, which means she gets everything. Everything. Read it. It’s all in the tabloids.”

Emily did not get the car commercial, even though it was just her foot depressing the clutch and her hand shifting gears. She didn’t get the toothpaste bit or the airline ad. When her agent called with an audition that sounded like a good fit, “They’re looking for Cunningham girls. You’re a shoe-in,” her grandmother nearly threw herself from her chair. When Emily listened to the message again to confirm the date and address, an entire shelf of mugs clattered to the floor

Emily said, “Grammy, stop this.”

Then the garbage disposal turned on.


“Grammy.” Emily walked over and flipped the switch.

“It’s him,” Grammy said. “I called him back.”

The next day the crossword appeared at the kitchen table. On her way to the corner store, a toaster nearly hit Emily from a three-story window. She’d had enough.

“What do you want from me, Douglas?” Emily yelled.

She returned home to find mustard-yellow cursive looping across her kitchen table. The words spelled, “Don’t go.”


Grammy pleaded that she listen to him.

“We need the money,” Emily said and left.

The audition was Tuesday four o’clock. The metal door to the elevator cage clanked shut. When the bellhop tipped the brass lever forward, the elevator rattled down. Emily had expected it to pull up. Two stories underground the cage opened to the orange glow of a backstage. Red curtains were drawn, a slit of yellow emanating beneath them. It sounded like a full house.

The bellhop handed her a paper. Half a dozen actresses stood in a single file line. Many wore long sleeves and skirts, most of them navy blue. Emily didn’t recall suggested costumes but today she wore her usual pleated skirt, an ivory blouse, her teal cardigan embroidered with daisies sprouting from her breast pocket. Her hair, always short, seemed to match the others, and for a fleeting moment she felt the opposite of stand out. Still, it’s fortuitous, she thought, that her norm was in line with whatever character she was vying for. Emily took her place in the queue, tried to read her lines, but eventually tapped the shoulder of the woman in front of her.

“Excuse me. Do you know the line? I can’t seem to read my paper.”


            The woman turned and two white orbs popped out of sleep-deprived sockets. Red lightning bolts blasted from each iris. Drugs, Emily thought.

            “She’ll tell you,” the actress said. Her voice sounded scabbed, hoarse. One bulbous tear pooled along her red-rimmed eyelid, then dropped to the floor.

            Emily looked at the wet splotch. “Thank you,” she said, and the line moved forward.

            Another woman burst off stage with hands cupping her head. She rushed toward the elevator, which had already been called up, stopped abruptly, turned, and then cut in line.

            “Excuse me,” said Emily, “I­—”


            The woman lowered her hands. Patches of hair had been ripped from the top of her head. Her sallow cheeks looked so deprived they were nearly bruised. Emily gasped, waved her hand as if gesturing for the last seat on the bus. The woman stepped forward, gripped her paper, yellow and worn, and began mumbling her words over and over.

Sweat was beginning to bend Emily’s own sheet of paper. She was clutching it, wrinkling it. The next woman to exit stage left looked like a porcelain doll before her eyelids were painted on. She marched straight to the elevator, which was not there, and stepped into the open abyss. Moments later, the elevator appeared, rising up from below with her standing inside. The bellhop helped her out and she took her place at the back of the line.

Emily was being sieved to the front, only two actresses away from the curtain. A shrill voice on stage yelled, “Next!” and the woman with patchy hair parted the curtains and stepped through. Moments later she burst backstage, fingernails tearing open her scalp. It was Emily’s turn.

On stage, Emily suddenly felt at ease in the light. Her senses returned to her last star performance in The Diner’s Dilemma. The smells, the sounds, the audience was all there. Just as she remembered it. Even the woman in the front row was so familiar Emily ached with comfort. In fact, that woman’s face, so well framed in flowing brown hair, her lips a deep shade of red, looked more beautiful than all the other nights Emily had performed for her. No longer in her teal cardigan and navy skirt, Emily donned the yellow and blue cocktail dress from The Diner’s Dilemma. This woman, Emily realized, had been there for every single performance. While a Douglas Bruce Cunningham play promised highly sought-after bragging rights among high-brow friends, to see it more than once was excessive.

The red-lipped woman was vivid, stunning. Her rosy cheeks and ruby lips were in direct contrast to the audience around her. Their pallor skin clung to skeletal structures. Hundreds of men and women filled the auditorium, their contorted expressions both a result of being bored to death as well as being, most likely, dead. The woman, hot-blooded and radiant, linked arms with a man beside her. His pointed chin drawn so tight it almost appeared as just bone.


            “Tell me darling.” The woman’s voice cut like the wind. “Is that her?”

            The man, hardly a man, a skeleton being kept alive by a shoestring, raised himself to look at Emily.           

            Emily toed the seam of the floorboards. She was becoming the waitress of the play again, her tight apron snug and un-utilitarian across her thighs. The lines she’d recited for nearly two years, the lines written by the once famous Douglas Bruce Cunningham, came back to her like a song. They burst out of her with the familiar fervor Douglas had always encouraged in her. For no reason at all she started in the middle of act two, the scene where her character realizes she’s in love with her customer.

            “Stop!” the woman shrieked. “Read your line.”

            “But the page is blank.”


            “Read it.”

Words began to appear on the crumpled paper, first in gray, then black. Emily faltered in her yellow heels.

            “Read it,” the woman said.

            Emily could not. Would not. The woman, her dress. The dress Douglas had once pointed to in a shop window and asked if Emily liked it. The dress Emily said was too formal a gift for someone he’d been dating only two months. The dress she saw later that week on a woman in the audience and thought, there, there’s a woman whose husband loves her… That dress.

            The man whose chin stuck out like bone, whose cowed look was suddenly so familiar Emily could feel his hands caressing her cheek and the sunlight raising musk from her bed.


            “Read it,” the woman said again, and Emily did as she was told.

            As each word formed in her diaphragm, passing up her esophagus and through her lips, she felt their reverberations tear through her innards. As if the letters were forming inside her, their sharp corners ripping like shards in her voice box.

            “Again,” the woman said. Every time Emily repeated her line, her intestines tore until she was coughing bits of blood.


            Emily spit part of her stomach lining onto the hardwood.



            Finally, her voice was so raw, her mouth so full of iron, she practically gargled it out: “I am your Madeline.”

            Exhausted, bruised, Emily stood her ground, feeble but standing.

            The woman looked at the man beside her. “Douglas, dear, is that the woman who tore our life apart? Is she the reason you divorced me?”

            The man glanced at the carnage on stage, turned the question over in his mind. Emily pleaded. She was not the reason, but she was the cause. One of many, it seemed. Yet why had this woman, this stupid woman, phrased it just so? No wonder he’d divorced her. In the six months of their affair, Emily had learned to be more careful with her word choice. Say precisely what you mean. But this woman knew that, didn’t she.


            She asked again, “Dear husband. Is she the reason you divorced me?”

            Douglas, dead or dying and morally tortured, shook his head no.

            His wife smirked. Guffawed. “I heard the message on his phone, darling. Perhaps if you say it exactly as you did then, he’ll remember you. All I want is to hear him say it. To say he cheated on me, but he doesn’t seem to recall. Convince him of that and you will all be released. Next time, dear, say it better.”

            Emily gripped her blood-stained paper and exited stage left. Behind the curtains a half dozen listless faces looked at her, pleading. Then the screech from front stage called the next woman forward. The mumble of actresses continued. Emily stepped to the back of the line.

Meghan Robins, Author.

Meghan Robins lives in Bend, Oregon, where she spends her time writing, running, and circumambulating mountains with her partner and friends. Her work has appeared in VocieCatcher, Powder Magazine, The Kokanee Review, and the short story collection Tahoe Blues. She is currently working on a historical novel set in a logging camp in Lake Tahoe in 1860.

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  1. michael dowden

    July 5, 2021 at 5:47 pm

    Very well done..👌
    Michael Dowden

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Nightmarish Nature: Zombie Snails



This time on Nightmarish Nature, we will look into zombie snails, because we were having so much with the Whore Snails recently. So this is a lot like the Freaky Fungus except that this time it’s a parasitic worm that is the cause of the horror… Leucochloridium paradoxum, the green-banded broodsac worm, forces snails to be a part of its nefarious plans to take over the world (well, really more just continue on keeping on in its strange and bizarre life cycle).

Hungry birds want nummins
Hungry birds want nummins

This Is What We Get for Eating Poop

The worm, which spends much of its life as a parasite in birds’ digestive systems, is part of a weird cycle that includes both birds and snails, though the snail end is much creepier. It starts when a snail ingests worm eggs in bird droppings. These eggs hatch into worm larvae that eventually turn the poor hosts into zombie snails! But I’m getting ahead of myself.

Snails make questionable food choices, but I guess this comes from being where they are on the ecosystem clean up crew...
Snails make questionable food choices, but I guess this comes from being where they are on the ecosystem clean up crew…

The worm larvae work their way up into the snails’ brains and take over, hijacking them on suicide missions to continue their own life cycle. These worm larvae eventually grow large and worm their way into the poor snail’s eye stalks, pulsing and throbbing therein to resemble maggots or other tasty treats.

Zombie Snails
Zombie Snails


The worms use the zombie snails to get into their bird hosts by mind-controlling them into climbing out of the shady undergrowth where they will be easily spotted by bird predators which will feed on them, ingesting the eye stalks and continuing the worm’s life cycle as it gets into the bird’s digestive tract. The huge, bulging eye stalks are irresistible to birds looking to snatch maggots and other delicious delicacies. Eventually, after the worms are well ensconced in its bird hosts, the bird poops out more worm eggs for unsuspecting snails to ingest, completing the cycle.

Birds love their grubs and maggots and other nummins, even if they are just zombie snails.
Birds love their grubs and maggots and other nummins, even if they are just zombie snails.

You can watch this in action on Nat Geo Wild: World’s Deadliest here, if you dare. Warning, it’s a little gross but not near so much as some of the other topics we’ve covered. If you enjoyed this slimy segment of Nightmarish Nature, please check out past segments:

Vampires Among Us

Perilous Parenting

Freaky Fungus


Worrisome Wasps


Terrifying Tardigrades

Reindeer Give Pause

Komodo Dragons


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Snails a Whorl Whirl Whore World…



So a friend and I made some artsy snails awhile back. Essentially this was in response to her granddaughter proclaiming that her favorite animals are whorl snails. My friend heard “whore snails” and was a bit perturbed that the child would use such a word so nonchalantly, whether or not she knew what it meant. But then again toddler-speak is like that sometimes… Anyway, it stuck.

So we made some whore snails, all glammed up and ready to go. We started with these flat metal snails and then painted and decorated them, to whore them up a bit. I figured this would be apropos after my recent Valentine’s Day posts and that the end results were horrifying enough to appear here.

My friend's whore whorl snail
My friend’s whore whorl snail

This is my friend’s creation. I especially like the David Bowie star and cherry bling to match her cherry red lipstick. The purple shell is a great color on her too. I think my friend went back and decorated her shell more after the fact, but I didn’t see the snail after those changes.

My whore snail
My whore snail

And here’s my whore snail. She’s a bit more of an ice queen with her deceptively lovey-dovey eyes and mouth full of poison darts, like the underwater snails do. I believe I called her a Hoar Whore Whorl Snail as when the discussion first came up I heard “hoar” and thought of hoarfrost. Hence the ice queen take…

And another friend joined us via Zoom just to visit and have fun making art together.

Another whore snail, drawn by our friend over Zoom
Another whore snail, drawn by our friend over Zoom

This little Zoomed in snail is kinda cute, like she’s out on the beach in her bikini… Mixed media on paper.

So if that wasn’t disturbing enough, check out my inappropriate Shrinky Dinks posted here before, or maybe this Eye Candy Peeps Easter basket, both taking some innocuous thing(s) turning into something… else…

Portrait of myself with dark makeup and crow skull headdress, backlit by the sun.
Portrait of myself with dark makeup and crow skull headdress, backlit by the sun.

Feel free to check out more of Jennifer Weigel’s work here on Haunted MTL or on her writing, fine art, and conceptual projects websites. Her friends will remain anonymous for now…

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Have a Dystopian Girls on Film Valentine’s Day



So it’s finally actually Valentine’s Day, and thus marks the final segment of our dysfunctional dystopian romance. So far, we’ve survived both Gen X and Krampusnacht, what else could possibly be in store? Girls on Film…

Valentine's Day card Girls on Film
Girls on Film Valentine’s Day card from Jennifer Weigel

Image description: Video camera umbrella shower succubus stares through the lens at the viewer, surrounded by eerie Cthulhoid horror embellishments with text.

Text reads: Happy Valentine’s Day; lipstick cherry all over the lens as she’s falling; give me shudders in a whisper; take me up ’til I’m shooting a star; (she’s more than a lady)

OK so this Valentine’s Day dystopia ends in a Duran Duran video, because of course it does. If the video doesn’t load properly, you can find it by following this link. Girls on Film.

Duran Duran official video

Here’s the camera eye succubus all by itself, for your viewing pleasure. Actually this is the original original image from an Unselfie performance art piece in the shower before I decided to forego the umbrella. Girls on Film.

Unselfie performance art video still
Video still

Feel free to check out more of Jennifer Weigel’s work here on Haunted MTL or on her writing, fine art, and conceptual projects websites.

Portrait of myself with dark makeup and crow skull headdress, backlit by the sun.
Portrait of myself with dark makeup and crow skull headdress, backlit by the sun.

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