What a delightful tale coming from the mind of Christa Planko. It reminds me of the games my cousin and I used to play in a haunted house somewhere in the Northwoods. But they weren’t games for Corey and the gang, were they? – Jim
The Shutterbug
“Do you think this is a good idea?” Jeremy hesitated at
the bottom of the warped wooden stairs. His three friends already stood upon
the creaking porch.
The shortest, stockiest of the boys swept the cobwebs
out of his way as he led the pack toward the front door. “What he means,” Corey
said. “Is ‘do you think we’re a bunch of wussies?’”
“Hell, no!” chimed Randy and Raymond in unison. They
were identical twins and always in sync.
“I’m not wussing out!” Jeremy cried. “I just don’t want
to get busted for trespassing. The cops patrol the streets on Mischief Night,
you know.”
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“So, we’ll keep extra quiet,” Corey said. “Now shut up
and follow me!”
Jeremy gulped and climbed the rickety steps. The boys
stood by while Corey picked the lock. Slowly, he pushed open the door. It
moaned on rusty hinges.
“Quick, guys!” Corey ushered the boys in and shut the
door behind them. Their flashlights immediately scanned the dusty room. Nothing
but a few pieces of furniture draped with sheets—a sofa, an armchair, a coffee
table. Otherwise, the house stood as vacant as the day it was abandoned.
“We’re here again why?”
Jeremy asked.
“To see the room where it happened,” Corey said.
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“Um…where what
happened?”
“I’ll tell you all when we get there,” Corey’s
flashlight illuminated a staircase. “This way!”
He mounted the stairs, bravely leading the way. Randy
and Raymond prodded each other to go first.
Corey paused halfway up the stairs and spun around. He
frowned. “Come on!”
Jeremy shoved the twins from behind and they squeezed
up the stairwell, side by side. They followed as Corey ventured up the
second-floor hallway. He shone his light into each room, passing each one by
until he came upon the largest at the end of the hall.
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“This is it!” he cried. “The master bedroom. This is
where they found her.”
“Found who?” Jeremy asked.
“Shirley Sugg,” Corey whispered. “The Shutterbug!”
“Oh, we know this story!” Randy elbowed his brother in
the ribs.
“Yeah, but we thought it was just an old tale,” Raymond
added, clutching his side.
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“What tale?” Jeremy asked. “Someone please tell me
already.”
“It was told to us as an old rhyme,” Randy started.
Then he and his brother chanted in unison:
Shutterbug. Shutterbug. Shirley Sugg was a shutterbug. Photography her only role, she captured your photo, then captured your soul. She carved your smile with a box cutter. The Shutterbug will make you shudder.
The boys all jumped as a rat suddenly darted across the floor, startling them.
“OK, that was really
creepy, guys!” Jeremy panted, holding a hand to his racing heart.
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“Oh, it gets better,” Corey smiled. “I know the true
story. Shirley Sugg was an actual person. This was her bedroom.” He propped a
lantern on the bed and turned it on.
The twins froze, then glanced about, trying to play it
cool. Jeremy’s body shook with fright.
“Check you out, bro!” Corey snorted. “You really are a
wuss!”
“Am not!” Jeremy snapped. He collected himself. “It’s
just that it’s cold in here.”
He shone his light around the room.
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“Hey, look!” He snatched an object from a nightstand
and turned around. “It’s an old Polaroid camera!”
He held it up and aimed it toward them all.
“Group selfie! Smile!”
He pushed the button. Surprisingly, the camera groaned,
producing a square, white photo. They stood around, watching as an image began
to develop. Within minutes, their awkwardly smiling faces emerged.
“You shouldn’t have done that,” Corey said.
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“Why not?” Jeremy asked. “We needed to lighten the
mood.”
Corey shook his head. “I didn’t get to tell you the
story.”
“Well, tell it already so we can all get outta here.”
Jeremy crossed his arms and glared at Corey. Corey
glanced from face to face, then began.
“OK. So, Shirley Sugg was a local photographer about
half a century ago. She was an oddball, but good at what she did. She never
married and she lived alone—here.”
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Corey observed the captive audience before him, then
continued.
“Over the years, she got stranger and stranger. She
started walking around with a Polaroid camera, taking pictures of random things.
Then one day, someone got in her way. That’s when she completely flipped out
and went bonkers. They say she stalked the person afterward, then killed her.”
For dramatic effect, Corey lowered his voice to a
whisper.
“When they found the body, it was posed in a chair, the
mouth carved into a permanent smile. The ruined photo sat in the dead woman’s
lap with her image scratched out.”
Corey stared at the horrified faces before him. The
twins whistled low in disbelief.
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“That is one creepy story, dude,” Jeremy finally said.
“But whatever happened to Shirley? Was she arrested?”
“No,” Corey smirked, enjoying the fright he was giving
his friends. “That’s the strange part. When the cops showed up at her house,
there was no answer. So, they entered. What they found was Shirley Sugg in her
bed in this room, dead. She had a huge grimace frozen onto her cold, dead face
and a Polaroid on her lap. It was a selfie she took—in this very room, but her
smiling face was missing from the photo. Instead, it fixed itself permanently
onto her dead body.”
“Christ!” Jeremy cried. He slowly backed up, bumping
into the bed. He jumped. The Polaroid fell out of his hand, onto the bed. It
landed image side up.
“Holy, shit, guys!” he screeched. “Look!”
Corey snatched the photo. The twins gasped as they
looked over Corey’s shoulder. The photo showed the entire group with the
exception of Jeremy’s face, now a white smear.
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“OK, let’s get outta here!” Corey said. He bolted out
the door and down the hall, the twins immediately in tow, when a slam occurred
behind them. The last sound they heard from behind Shirley’s closed bedroom
door was Jeremy’s scream, followed by a maniacal laugh.
Christa resides in South Jersey—home of the Pinelands and the Jersey Devil. She is a medical writer by day with a passion for creative expression. Her poetry and short stories have been featured in several publications, including Jitter Press, Rune Bear, Tanka and Haiku Journal, and Every Day Fiction.
Happy holidays! Where has this year gone??? Santa and I can’t believe it’s Christmas already, but I did manage to make you all a card again… Gotta keep with tradition or something. (Santa says I’m not thinking big enough…)
And to everyone celebrating other holidays and the solstice, may you have a blessed and wonderful season as well, I’m sorry I don’t do cards for that but I tend come from what I know, which appears to be inappropriate Christmas kitsch. Just like you’ve come to expect from me, I’m sure. Since that seems to make the rounds of all the holidays. 😉
Card reads Happy Holidays jingle bell jingle bell jingle bell rock!!! From You-Can-Jingle-My-Bell Santa and Jennifer Weigel here at HauntedMTL.
Image features a vintage doll (probably Merlin or Gandalf or the like) now dressed as Santa in a handmade Victorian style cloak with matching hat. He is holding his coat open to flash the viewer with a jingle bell ribbon hanging intentionally at his crotch.
This Santa was from a series of altered dolls I did back in the day, exploring different less appropriate takes on Jolly Old St. Nick.
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As gifts, I present the other three…
Happy holidays and have a wonderful winter!
If you want to check out more of my altered dolls, I have posted several to Haunted MTL here:
So, now that it’s getting cold, here on Nightmarish Nature we’re going to talk about a different kind of terror – the starvation diet. It’s winter, and food is becoming ever scarcer, so many creatures will slow down to conserve energy. Let’s take this a step further to the sleep of the damned… But I’m not talking hibernation, or settling in for a sort of long winter nap version of seasonal affective disorder on steroids. No, I’m talking hummingbirds.
Sugar Rush
Hummingbirds are about the polar opposite of what you’d think of when you talk about inactivity. They’re more the picture-perfect speed demons. And yet, due to their crazy high metabolisms and constant need to refuel by consuming all the nectar and insects they can get their little beaks in or on, they have near death experiences on a regular basis. Even during the summer at night whenever the temperature falls too low. It’s like all their systems have to go offline for a bit just so they can survive.
Zzz
Energy Suck
Essentially a hummingbird burns so much energy that he can die in less than eight hours of not eating. The little sugar daddy needs another fix just to keep going. This lifestyle is a far cry from the Energizer bunny. Essentially he has to enter a torpor state in sleep so he doesn’t succumb to his own starvation diet. Not every time, but when the temperature drops or food is scarce.
A hummingbird in torpor may, by all accounts, appear dead. He can be frozen in place, his tiny feet clasped rigidly around a branch as if rigor mortis has sunk in. He can be cold to the touch and unresponsive. He can face upwards, unmoving, breathing and heart rate slowed to near indiscernibility. He can even be hanging upside down, oblivious to the world. In fact, the hummer’s heart rate can reduce to almost one tenth of his waking state, and his temperature can drop by ~5o degrees Fahrenheit (~ 30 degrees Celsius).
Dead to the world
Miracle Mavericks
Honestly, as shown in this article on Journey North, this ability to exercise such fine control over metabolic rate on a nightly cycle makes the hummingbirds more marvelous than terrifying, switching between cold- and warm-blooded. And they are very well-adapted to their eating regimens, especially given their diminutive size. But such is the cost of burning so much energy to keep going without much room to store fuel. Like I said, a strict starvation diet.
If you’ve enjoyed this segment of Nightmarish Nature, feel free to check out some previous here:
A serene mountain landscape yawns; monumental evergreen trees fingering a brilliant azure sky stroked with wispy clouds. The air is crisper and fresher here, wafting its piney fragrance along the meandering deer path that bends and swerves down the gradual slope…
-Reset-
-City-
A bustling urban environment beckons, its diverse, brightly-clothed denizens laughing with one another, casually parting as you stroll through their midst. Sunlight dances through the crowd, reflecting off of towering buildings, cars, and bicycles. Sounds swell together as though breathing life into all interconnected within this rich tapestry of time and space. The street is a cacophony of alluring smells, and the savory scent of kosher all-beef hot dogs…
-Vegetarian-
Fragrant cumin zing of vegetable samosas…
-European-
Perfume of freshly baked baguettes embraces you in a warm hug as you sit at a small metal café table, savoring an espresso…
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-Caffeine Free-
Lavender cremosa…
-Non-Carbonated-
Limonade…
-Reset-
-Beach-
The warm sand squishes between your bare toes as the soft ocean waves lap at your feet, beckoning you to wade further into the cool water…
-No Swimming-
The woven rope hammock stretched between two perfectly-spaced palm trees sways slowly as you lounge in its cradle, sipping a Mai Tai…
-Non-Alcoholic-
Iced lemonade in a highball glass through a red plastic straw…
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-Eco-Conscientious-
Paper straw, the citrusy elixir providing respite from the steamy…
-Less Hot-
Warm breezy summer…
-Spring-
Spring air, children…
-Nature-
Birds…
-Silence-
You close your eyes, hammock gently rocking you to slumber.
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We here at My Universe wish to thank you again for choosing our services. We know that there are many post-cataclysmic alternative realities available, and we appreciate your business. Please enjoy your respite from the societal collapse, and remember us next time you need to unwind.
Pineapple getting away from it all
And feel free to check out more of Jennifer Weigel’s work here on Haunted MTL or here on her website. And if you really feel like getting away and helping clean up the beach a bit, check out this relaxing video from Dylan Clark titled Seagrass. Or maybe that wasn’t so relaxing after all… 😉
Portrait of myself with dark makeup and crow skull headdress, backlit by the sun.
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williamdprystauk
May 21, 2019 at 5:16 pm
Great, old time, spooky horror fun!
I want more!