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Hotel Poseidon is the kind of movie that dares you to be put off by its grimy strangeness. Descriptions claim it’s the depressed tale of a man (Tom Vermeir) caring for his deceased father’s crumbling hotel. While technically true, this is wildly misleading. Hotel Poseidon might be an enigmatic character study. It might be a maniacal treatise on the psychological pitfalls of masculinity. It might be a metaphorical envisioning of hell itself, or a purgatory of peculiar design. Or maybe it’s just the story of a depressed hotel manager named Dave who has extremely vivid dreams.

If you absolutely loved the infamous bathroom diving scene in Trainspotting and wished only that there had been more of it, then this film is for you. Outside of that, I cannot tell you if you’re going to enjoy it–but enjoyment is almost beside the point. ‘Grimecore’ is perhaps the most apt descriptor, as the filthy aesthetics form the core of the film, the baseboard for a deep dive into strangeness and psychic symbolism. The horror comes not from fright and jumpscares, but from an ever-increasing unsettling off-ness that is never explained or, indeed, concluded.

Each new strange detail feels designed to test your willingness to continue, and that in itself creates a kind of compulsion to see what comes next. Most new characters appear covered in a fine white powder of such ambiguous nature that it’s unclear if everyone is wearing clown makeup or is simply covered in asbestos. Are they meant to be dead, or are they simply all going to a very specific kind of club later? Hard to say. Possibly both.

I think my favorite part is the magic pyro psychic woman. That, or the human-sized terrarium. Tine Van den Wynegaert puts in an amazing performance as Amy, an undertaker with an affect that’s a funhouse mirror reflection of customer service. All the performances are solid, but hers stands out.

Final verdict:

3 out of 5 stars (3 / 5) = 3/5 Cthulhus.

Coulda been weirder. The opening is a little too long and not quite wacky enough to make up for the slow pace, but once it gets going, there is plenty of fun to be had.


Hotel Poseidon is a 2021 Belgian horror movie, directed by Stefan Lernous and released by Arrow. You can view it here: https://www.arrow-player.com/

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“The Demon of the End” Trumpeting New Evil

The assessors investigate a potential haunting who happens to be Kristen’s (Katja Herbers) neighbor in “The Demon of the End.”

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The assessors investigate a potential haunting who happens to be Kristen’s (Katja Herbers) neighbor in “The Demon of the End.” David (Mike Colter) turns away from temptation and embraces his visions. Andy (Patrick Brammall) finds himself trapped and struggling. Kristen visits her mother (Christine Lahti as Sheryl) at work.

“The Demon of the End” is the tenth episode of season 3 of Evil, created by Michelle King and Robert King. The central cast includes Katja Herbers, Mike Colter, Aasif Mandvi, Michael Emerson, Christine Lahti, and Andrea Martin. As of this review, it’s available through Netflix and Paramount+ and its add-ons.

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What I Like about “The Demon of the End”

“The Demon of the End” begins shortly after the last episode, keeping momentum with a memorable introduction. “The Angel of Warning” provides another memorable introduction, but this episode directly connects the tragedy with the characters we know. It hits hard and lingers on that emotional investment.

Li Jun Li continues her exceptional performance as Grace realizes the cost of assuming she understands her vision. One might speculate why this realization troubles her, but the moments leading to her appearance visibly haunt her.

The evolution of Andy’s (Patrick Brammall) storyline provides a few twists that suggest a focus for the character. Andy often seems like one of the characters neglected by the plot, and “The Demon of the End” provides some work in remedying this issue. While the follow through varies between episodes, it’s still effective in this episode.

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Kristen remains the central character for most plotlines, passing from each catastrophic revelation with surprisingly effective pacing. Katja Herbers chews each scene, often displaying her thoughts with her expression alone.

When Evil lets a scene simmer, it leads to some of the show’s best moments. The combined revelations at the end between the characters hold many such moments. Kristen’s final scenes of the season bring this visual storytelling to life. Small moments connect previous episodes to the current plot as everything becomes clear to Kristen and the viewer.

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Tired Tropes and Triggers

This is less a trope or trigger, but a character displays a moment that suggests an OCD. It’s a brief moment with little room to make any definitive claims.

Perhaps toxic family relationships should be mentioned. However, little is unpacked at the current moment, leaving potential plotlines for season 4 to develop further or drop.

David suggests a character pray at a particularly low moment regardless of their belief. I find it benign, but it might not sit well for some. However, this is a series following assessors for the Catholic church.

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What I Dislike about “The Demon of the End”

There’s nothing I particularly dislike or take issue with in “The Demon of the End.” The one criticism is that of leaving in something akin to a cliffhanger, forcing season 4 to begin with season 3’s natural conclusion. Yes, it builds anticipation, but it leads to a non-conclusion.

Final Thoughts on “The Demon of the End”

“The Demon of the End” brings the end of season 3 with a few memorable moments and directions for season 4. It ends the season by promising a future confrontation with two key characters and several mysteries to explore further. The episode mostly feels complete in its execution, though it ends right before a full conclusion.

5 out of 5 stars (5 / 5)
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Final Thoughts on Season 3

Season 3 is the shortest season of Evil, breaking the 13-episode trend of 1 and 2. This decision seems a positive development, allowing a more focused plot that pushes the greater narrative along. However, it is a shame that this season drew a shorter straw, considering the initial fumbling of season 2. Viewers receive a clear move toward a definitive conclusion. 
4.5 out of 5 stars (4.5 / 5)

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Goosebumps The Vanishing Brings The Boy Who Cried Monster To Life

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Named for one of my favorite Goosebumps books, The Boy Who Cried Monster shed light on a character who hasn’t gotten much attention. One that, as far as I’m concerned, needed some additional screen time.

Original cover for Goosebumps The Girl Who Cried Monster.

The Story

We begin this episode with Anthony, investigating the Fort where his brother vanished. He’s surprised to find equipment that wasn’t there before, as well as an underground tunnel.

Meanwhile, CJ is having a bad time of things. After leaving a food order out on a woman’s porch, causing it to be lost, he makes up a story about zombies to explain the mistake.

After being caught, he explains to his mom that he’s bored as a delivery person. He wants to help make changes to the family restaurant.

His mother seems open to this at first. Then, CJ brings a delivery of soup to Anthony.

Anthony, it seems, hasn’t been feeling well. It must be something he ate. Or something that ripped through his suit at the Fort. By the time CJ arrives, he’s falling apart.

But he manages to pull himself together just long enough to kidnap CJ and try to feed him that same goo that infected him. The other teens save CJ just in time. And Anthony, or at least something that looks like Anthony, loses his head.

What worked

To start with, this episode was funny. Considerably funnier than the rest of the season. Part of this was the focus on CJ, easily the funniest character in the show. But it was also the fantastic acting by David Schwimmer. His line delivery, especially while doing violent things, was so inoffensive and even apologetic. It was impossible not to laugh.

I also appreciate that almost everyone is together now. After everyone finally talks to everyone else properly, all of the kids are on the same page. Even Jen is at least aware of what’s going on and working to fix things. The only one who isn’t with the team is Anthony. Or, at least whatever it is that looks like Anthony and is walking around his house.

Finally, I want to talk about our new character, Hannah. Hannah is incredibly creepy, upsetting, and almost certainly not a human being. Everything from the way she moves to the way she talks to her weird smile is unnerving. It’s as close to the uncanny valley as an actual human can get. And since the actor is a real human even if the character isn’t (we assume) that’s quite a feat.

Eloise Payet in Goosebumps The Vanishing.

I also loved that Devin is smitten with her right away. And we don’t know if he falls so hard because he’s a dumb teenage boy or because she’s infected him in some way. Both seem equally possible. I’m looking forward to seeing what she does through the rest of the season. Because I’m sure it isn’t going to be anything good.

What didn’t work

All that being said, this episode did have several fatal flaws. And they happen to be issues that are at the very top of my most hated tropes list.

To start with, I cannot stand the love triangle between Frankie, Devin and Trey. It feels forced, and way too much time is being spent on it. Now, I’ll grant that part of this is just because it feels like a very teenage drama storyline. And technically this is a show for teenagers and tweens. But frankly, we can stop encouraging this sort of bad storytelling for younger people. They’re smart, and this sort of thing insults their intelligence.

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I also hate issues that could be solved with simple conversations. If Anthony had simply talked with his kids before being replaced by a pod person, a fragile pod person, I bet a lot of these problems could have been solved earlier. This always feels like a lazy plot device. Anytime the answer is, ‘If we’d just communicated earlier this could have all been avoided,’ I am out.

Things are getting serious with just three episodes left to go. So we’ll be marathoning them this week.

3.5 out of 5 stars (3.5 / 5)

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Witness the Supernatural Horror of The Eye (2008)

Living blind most of her life, Sydney Wells (Jessica Alba) undergoes a transplant in The Eye (2008) and witnesses unexplainable phenomenon.

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Living blind most of her life, Sydney Wells (Jessica Alba) undergoes a transplant in The Eye (2008). The clearer her vision becomes, the more unexplainable the sights she witnesses. Yet, no one seems to understand or believe her. To understand what she’s seeing, Sydney must uncover what happened to her doner.

The Eye (2008) is a supernatural horror film directed by David Moreau and Xavier Palud, an American remake of a Chinese film of the same name directed by the Pang brothers. This PG-13 film stars Jessica Alba, Alessandro Nivola, Parker Posey and Rade Serbedzija. As of this review, the film is available on Amazon Prime Video.

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What I Like about The Eye (2008)

In 2008, the film earned two awards and three nominations. The poster above and Jessica Alba received award-winning acclaim. This should probably fall within the Dislikes, but it also earned Jessica Alba a Razzi nomination in 2009. However, the Razzi likely focused on her performance on The Love Guru. Make of that what you will.

I’ll further comment on this point in later sections, but The Eye does work to show the complexities of incorporating this new sense from a character who has lived most of her life without it. She isn’t “fixed” because she was never broken, and it’s a commendable decision considering how often the opposite idea appears.

This film focuses on Jessica Alba, allowing her plenty of material to work through as she slowly breaks down against the mounting issues facing her. It remains a largely controlled performance based on the material given. She would win a Teen Choice Award and (funnily enough) the previously mentioned Razzi nomination. There’s another small role from a recognizable actress in one of her early roles. I will say no more on the matter.

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The Eye has strong bones and twists that I imagine come from the original film. I won’t comment further on the original, but The Eye provides twists that run with the concept of inherited memories. I love how The Eye explores this concept, though execution doesn’t fully develop these ideas.

Moving the narrative to Mexico adds a refreshing change of location. It adds some variety to the setting and a pleasant shift. However, I will say that the random town provides a typical depiction of rural Mexico.

Despite my reservations about The Eye‘s execution, the film lingers in its horror and often haunts the viewer. From the film’s concept to the visuals, The Eye has an early 2000s charm. Yes, it’s flawed and lacks in parts, but it still provides an entertaining and enjoyable experience.

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Tired Tropes and Triggers

Ableism remains a potential issue for the film, though the ending persuades me against that concept. What can’t be denied is that there are several ableist characters, though I linger in the idea that this is intentional. The film shows their perspectives are wrong or inaccurate.

The key trope that this film explores is cellular memory. One addition to this concept is inheriting someone’s supernatural gifts. Though, that’s far from unique at this point.

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What I Dislike about The Eye (2008)

Dr. Paul Faulkner (Alessandro Nivola) acts as a co-lead in the film and seems deplorable with his patient (Sydney). This is in no way an inherent issue with the actor but the writing. For a doctor who specializes in Sydney Well’s particular struggles, he seems furious anytime she appears overwhelmed. While it’s possible the ending suggests they are a couple, The Eye does leave this ambiguous. If The Eye intends to pair them by labeling these arguments as romantic chemistry, it fails.

The biggest problem with The Eye remains the underdeveloped ideas. While the plot points remain interesting, few get explored to any depth worth mentioning. Little gets solved, and even the climactic moment of development seems more a matter of happenstance. It makes me wonder if the original film might better explore these concepts.

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Final Thoughts on The Eye (2008)

The Eye explores cellular memory with a supernatural twist. While far from a flawlessly executed film, a 2000s charm makes it memorable. If it further developed its concepts, The Eye might haunt in all aspects. However, it fills a niche for those with a taste for premonitions and lingering reapers eager for souls.
2.5 out of 5 stars (2.5 / 5)

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