Welcome, Drive-In Mutants, to the first installment of our series “Notes from The Last Drive-In” where we cover each episode of Shudder‘s “The Last Drive-In with Joe Bob Briggs.” We’ve mentioned Joe Bob Briggs a couple of times here on Haunted MTL, naturally, and it makes sense to cover all the new episodes as they are released. We’ll talk about the films, provide our own reviews of each, and share some observations about the episode.
So, let’s dive in, shall we?
C.H.U.D. (1984)
Before the start of the episode, the Shudder crew managed to unearth footage of Joe Bob circa 1985 where he swears in the live-show crowd with the Drive-in Oath. It’s enough to make this mutant cry.
Joe Bob is not a fan of C.H.U.D., an oft-requested film among the Drive-In mutants. Joe Bob’s rating was a mere 2 stars and throughout the presentation he makes his disdain the focus as only he can. Among his issues with the film are the weak performances, with the single, scenery-chewing exception of Daniel Stern, and the distinct lack of C.H.U.D.s in the film. The C.H.U.D.s, of course being the Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dwellers, though the acronym carries another meaning as well. You’ll just need to watch to find out what that is, though.
C.H.U.D. is a 1984 film about a group of people who become swept up in a conspiracy involving the sewers of New York and the vanishing homeless population. Naturally the homeless are transforming into cannibalistic killers and things escalate as you would expect. The film stars John Heard, Daniel Stern, and Christopher Curry, though the only one who really seems to not sleepwalk through the film is Stern. John Heard is a virtual non-presence.
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As for the Haunted MTL rating, we give C.H.U.D.1 star. It’s just not very good beyond the curiosity factor and recognition of some of the actors in the film, such as a brief appearances by John Goodman and Jay Thomas. That being said, the blood bukkake scene in the shower is particularly fun. Otherwise, really, C.H.U.D.‘s a dud.
Castle Freak (1995)
The second part of the inaugural episode of the ongoing “The Last Drive-In” series is definitely a superior film of the pair. Joe Bob awarded Castle Freak4 stars and his affection for the film can be felt throughout the episode. It also helped to have Barbara Crampton herself drop by the drive-in to spend some time with Joe Bob. There was a lot of fascinating insight into the experiences of the crew on the actual castle-set of the film, and, naturally, there was a great deal of insight from Joe Bob about Italian film as well. Naturally, Castle Freak was not the most successful of critically lauded of the Stuart Gordon H. P. Lovecraft adaptations, but it’s a solid third after Re-Animator and From Beyond. Of course, there is also an insightful discussion on Joe Bob’s end regarding the origins of the adaptation, pulled from the pages of Lovecraft’s “The Outsider.”
Castle Freak is a 1995 direct-to-video film loosely based on Lovecraft’s “The Outsider.” The film follows the traumatized Reilly family, still grappling with the blinding of their daughter, Rebecca, and death of their son JJ from a drunk driving accident caused by the father. The remaining three Reillys soon discover that they are the inheritors of a 12th century castle in Italy. Little does the family know, however, that the son of the duchess lurks within the castle and he has a violent streak. The film stars Jeffery Combs, Barbara Crampton, and Johnathan Fuller as the titular Castle Freak. As always, Combs and Crampton are fantastic together as they were in Re-Animator and From Beyond, but special recognition of Johnathan Fuller is totally necessary. The Freak is incredible.
We here at Haunted MTL love Castle Freak and Stuart Gordon’s work in general. Naturally, Castle Freak is a 4 star film, a true drive-in classic even though it was a direct to video movie. There is a scene involving handcuffs and the removal of a thumb that is particularly choice.
Haunted MTL’s Drive-In Totals
Lastly, we’re wrapping up with some of our own Drive-In totals, in tribute to the legend himself.
1 red shirt and bolo tie
1 behatted lizard
2 blonde jokes
1 Darcy Cosplay (as Sylvana of Castle Freak)
1 Barbara Crampton guest appearance
Shakespeare in the park mocking fu
New York theater vs Chicago theater fu
Mangled dick phonecall to Felissa Rose fu
Stumped Joe Bob Fu
The Drive-In will never die…
Well, how was the first trip back to the drive-in for you? Let us know in the comments, and let us know what stuff you want us to focus on in future recaps. In the meantime, please read all of our other great content here at Haunted MTL.
Smile 2, a psychological supernatural horror, released in October 2024 just in time for Halloween, sees director Parker Finn (Smile, Laura Hasn’t Slept) return with a sequel starring Naomi Scott (Aladdin) as pop star and recovering addict Skye Riley. While Smile 2 boasts a talented cast, it ultimately falls short of its predecessor, offering a familiar storyline with minor variations and a predictable finale. The film attempts to introduce a new method to combat the parasitic ‘Smile Entity’, but this addition fails to elevate the sequel beyond a pale imitation of its chilling predecessor.
The Plot.
Smile 2 begins shortly after the end of the original; just six days after Rose Cotter’s death. During a short interlude scene, we watch as the now cursed Joel attempts to pass the Smile Entity on by killing one criminal in front of another. The plan backfires spectacularly, inadvertently passing the curse onto an innocent bystander named Lewis Fregoli.
The film then shifts gears, introducing Skye Riley, a singer and performer making a triumphant return to the spotlight with a comeback tour after a tumultuous past. During a candid interview on the Drew Barrymore Show, Skye opens up about her struggles with addiction and the devastating loss of her boyfriend in a car accident. Her sobriety journey, however, faces a severe setback when she seeks pain relief from her old high school friend, the unwitting Lewis Fregoli. In a chilling turn of events, Lewis takes his own life while Skye watches, passing the Smile Entity onto her. Unaware of her new cursed existence Skye gets on with rehearsing for her tour, but she begins to notice that strange things are happening. People are smiling at her in an unnatural way and she becomes the target of anonymous attacks and aggressions. When text messages begin to arrive from an unknown number, Skye decides to get some answers.
Highlights.
Let’s not beat about the bush. I found Smile 2 difficult to finish and was struggling at about the hour-and-a-half mark to stay awake. That being said it’s worth watching because everyone needs to see the 3-minute scene of the ‘smilers’ chasing Skye through her apartment. This was possibly the creepiest thing I’ve seen on a screen. The buildup, the synchronicity of the movement of the actors and their positioning, the camera work, and the lighting. I have rewatched it several times and it doesn’t get old. If you are only interested in watching this, fast forward to the 123-minute mark and get ready to be impressed.
Drawbacks.
Where do I start?
My primary concern with Smile 2 is its striking resemblance to its predecessor. The narrative follows a familiar pattern: an attractive woman fleeing a supernatural force, grappling with hallucinations, experiencing a mental health decline, and culminating in the revelation someone close to Skye was the Smiling Entity after all. This repetitive structure diminishes the film’s impact.
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While the introduction of a new method for shedding the entity initially offered a glimmer of hope this concept wasn’t fully realized. It just served to add names to the line of people that the entity has infected in the past.
Furthermore, the film’s pacing suffers from excessive focus on Skye’s musical career. Scenes showcasing her stage rehearsals and music videos, while intended to establish her identity as a performer, feel unnecessary and detract from the narrative momentum. Yes, we understand she’s a performer, you told us, you don’t need to prove it. These scenes appear to artificially inflate the film’s runtime, suggesting a lack of confidence in the core story.
The Final Take.
Ultimately, Smile 2 fails to expand upon the established lore of the franchise. The film’s conclusion feels contrived, with a blatant setup for a third installment. Hopefully, if a ‘Smile 3’ is inevitable, the creative team will bring fresh ideas and avoid simply retreading familiar ground.
We’re back again with Goosebumps The Vanishing, episode two. A story too big for one episode, apparently.
Or, maybe this is just a nod to the fact that Stay Out Of The Basement was a two-part episode in the original 1995 show. Either way, after seeing this episode, we could have kept it to one.
The story
We begin this second episode with Anthony investigating the parasitic plant taking over his body. Rather than, I don’t know, going to the hospital, he’s decided to phone a colleague and send her some samples from the bulb he pulls out of his arm with a handheld garden trowel.
Meanwhile, Devin is having his own worries. He’s haunted by what he saw in the sewers. So, he gets CJ to go with him to investigate. What they find is more of the tendrils of the plant that dragged him down through the manhole last episode.
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I sure would have liked to see more about that.
Instead, we see Devin pivot to flirting with a newly single Frankie. Because teenage hormones I guess.
Meanwhile, Trey is having a terrible day. First, his girlfriend leaves him. Then, Anthony breaks his car window.
Needing a way to deal with his frustration, Trey decides to break into the Brewers’ basement. There, he starts wrecking up the place. Until he meets the plant creature and has an unfortunate accident.
What worked
The big difference between this episode and the last is the increased gross-out factor. This episode had some straight-up cringy moments. From the tendrils waiving from Anthony’s arm to the whole goat he brings home to feed his new pet, this episode was skin-crawling gross in the best way possible.
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The series is called Goosebumps, after all.
What didn’t work
Unfortunately, that’s where my praise ends. This episode, unlike the last, just wasn’t that great.
To start with, there was a lot of unnecessary drama between characters who are not in danger of being eaten by a plant from the inside out.
I especially disliked the focus on the Frankie/Trey/Devin love triangle.
Now, I don’t hate it. This part of the story adds extra emotional depth to the show. We can see why Trey would be especially incensed by his girlfriend falling for the son of the neighbor he’s feuding with. But it would be more enjoyable if it wasn’t so cliche and dramatic.
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I hate the way Trey tried to gaslight Frankie. It makes me dislike him when he should be a sympathetic character. I hate how whiny Devin is every time he talks to Frankie. And I hated the impassioned speech Frankie gives after Devin asks her why she was with Trey.
Listen, I understand what we’re going for here. Devin and Cece are not struggling financially. They’re doing alright, and their new friends here in Gravesend are not. We kind of got that without Frankie claiming that her socioeconomic status is why she’s dating a bully and gaslighter. It felt out of place. It felt like pandering. It certainly didn’t feel like something an eighteen-year-old would say. I hated it.
Finally, there was a moment near the end of the episode that irritated me. I don’t want to give too much detail because I wouldn’t dare ruin an R.L. Stine cliffhanger. But, well, it doesn’t make a lot of sense.
I get that we’re watching a show about a carnivorous plant that is going to wreak havoc on this family and neighborhood. I understand the suspension of disbelief. Some might even say I am a little too generous with it. So I can buy into a teenager being absorbed by a plant and turned into a monstrous version of himself.
I can’t buy into what happens at the end of this episode. It doesn’t make sense with the rules established. It certainly doesn’t make any sort of scientific or logical sense. It is a lazy moment meant to further the storyline but threatens the structural integrity of the season.
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All in all, this wasn’t the best episode of Goosebumps. But it’s only the second episode. Honestly, the season has plenty of time to go either way.
The movie monsters always approach so slowly. Their stiff joints arcing in jerky, erratic movements While the camera pans to a wide-eyed scream. It takes forever for them to catch their victims.
Their stiff joints arcing in jerky, erratic movements As they awkwardly shamble towards their quarry – It takes forever for them to catch their victims. And yet no one ever seems to get away.
As they awkwardly shamble towards their quarry – Scenes shift, plot thickens, minutes tick by endlessly… And yet no one ever seems to get away. Seriously, how long does it take to make a break for it?
Scenes shift, plot thickens, minutes tick by endlessly… While the camera pans to a wide-eyed scream. Seriously, how long does it take to make a break for it? The movie monsters always approach so slowly.
Robot Dance from Jennifer Weigel’s Reversals series
So my father used to enjoy telling the story of Thriller Nite and how he’d scare his little sister, my aunt. One time they were watching the old Universal Studios Monsters version of The Mummy, and he pursued her at a snail’s pace down the hallway in Boris Karloff fashion. Both of them had drastically different versions of this tale, but essentially it was a true Thriller Nite moment. And the inspiration for this poem.