Agatha All Along, Circle Sewn With Fate, Unlock Thy Hidden Gate
Episode two of Agatha All Along was just as much fun as the first. Since we didn’t have to wade through a fake detective drama, it was even better.
The story
We begin this episode with Agatha, wandering around her house in a furious daze. She’s only snapped out of it when the teen boy she kidnapped, who is simply referred to as Teen, asks her to take him to The Road.
She refuses at first until she realizes that every time the boy starts telling her his name, something strange happens to his mouth.
So instead of sending him off, she starts gathering a Coven to walk the Witches’ Road.
They start with a fortune teller named Lila. After refusing at first, she not only agrees to walk The Road but also gives Agatha other names.
Agatha and Teen gather the other witches on the list, except one. This one name we don’t know, and it seems that Agatha is determined to keep it that way. Rather than collecting a green witch, she recruits the absolutely nonwitchy Sharon by telling her it’s a party.
Together, the witches sing The Ballad of The Road and descend into the basement of Agatha’s house just before the Salem Seven descend on the house.
We are unsure if the bunny escapes unscathed.
What worked
The first thing we have to talk about is, of course, the song. Ballad of The Witches’ Road. It is fantastic. This song wasn’t finished before I’d added it to my Halloween playlist. It is wonderful.
On a more substantial note, I am fascinated by the character, Teen. He is delightful.
On a basic level, Teen is fun because he’s a high-energy character. He is also weirdly devoted to Agatha, which is very funny.
Teen comes off as sweet and idealistic, but there’s a mean streak there. At least, if his hero, Agatha, wants something.
Of course, all of this is aside from the fact that someone very clearly doesn’t want Agatha to know anything about him. And I don’t think that someone is him.
I am also fascinated by Sharon’s involvement in the coven. She is pretty clearly not a witch, at least not yet. She has no idea what’s going on and is probably in very real danger. But she sure seems down for the ride.
Finally, these first few episodes have left us with many mysteries. I want to know why everyone hates Agatha so much. I want to know what she did, and why people are calling her the Witch Killer. I want to know if Sharon’s going to get through this. And I want to know if Agatha’s going to get another face-to-face with the Scarlett Witch. I can’t wait to get some answers.
What didn’t work
All that being said, I can’t say that this episode was perfect. This is a problem with the series so far. The story is rather cliche.
Honestly, if I had to sum up the series so far, it’s like Wizard of Oz mixed with Ocean’s Eleven. We’ve assembled a team of people who hate each other, but they need each other to reach their goals. It’s been done.
Of course, there is nothing new under the sun. And yet there are new stories told every day that are fresh and satisfying. And the season is just getting started. So they have lots of time to surprise me.
(4 / 5)
Movies n TV
Evil: “A is for Angel” (S2E2)
“A is for Angel” is an episode of the supernatural drama, Evil. The assessors investigate a potential angelic possession.
“A is for Angel” is an episode of the supernatural drama, Evil, created by Michelle King and Robert King. The central cast includes Katja Herbers, Mike Colter, Aasif Mandvi, Michael Emerson, Christine Lahti, and Andrea Martin. It originally aired under CBS before moving to Paramount+. As of this review, it’s available through Netflix and Paramount+ and its add-ons.
The assessors investigate a potential angelic possession. David (Mike Colter) meets a helpful nun (Andrea Martin as Sister Andrea). Kristen (Katja Herbers) talks to the police. Sheryl (Christine Lahti) takes out her frustration on someone who deserves it. Leland (Michael Emerson) makes a haunting confession.
What I Like about Evil: “A is for Angel”
While “A is for Angel” fears depicting a biblically accurate angel, it still evokes a haunting terror such angels evoke. Brandon J. Dirden’s Raymond/Archangel Michael provides an unsettling performance that directly comments or alludes to actions that angels take in the bible.
This episode introduces Sister Andrea, who will become a key character of the series, acting as a spiritual advisor and mentor to David specifically. She’s interesting enough to evoke lasting memorability, given more attention than debut characters in their introductory episodes.
Leland’s confession to David gets dark, revealing much of the personal relationship the two had before the series began. While nothing remains confirmed, and Leland clearly aims to antagonize David, David’s reaction suggests that some truthful admissions linger within the deception. However, it’s ultimately a viewer’s decision to weigh these claims.
“A is for Angel” creates a rather terrifying dynamic that evokes a haunting narrative. Where the previous episode focused more on what comes next, “A is for Angel” dives into the horrific implications of the procedural plot.
Tired Tropes and Triggers
As mentioned earlier, the procedural plot involves an angelic possession and some Old Testament godliness, which might upset some viewers. Some points suggest sexism and abuse, but little of this receives attention beyond the claim.
A character potentially murdered their wife, suggesting spousal abuse, but the reality of the situation seems blurred. Regardless, the victim tries to leave their abuser, which is a common source of abuse in domestic violence.
While nothing remains confirmed, a child molester apparently receives angelic punishment. The viewer takes the word of the angel’s supposed host on this claim, which hardly means an absolute confirmation.
Suicide, potentially assisted suicide, is another plot point alluded to in the episode. Little remains a proven fact, but the suggestion seems plausible considering what the viewer knows of the situation. As this remains the only confirmation, the claims seem interpretable.
What I Dislike about Evil: “A is for Angel”
Again, “A is for Angel” puts a lot of focus on the horrifying concept of an angel but doesn’t try to depict a biblically accurate angel. Frankly, it’s a wasted opportunity, considering the haunting nature of their descriptions. Such descriptions rival that of Lovecraftian abomination in horrifying potential. It seems like a perfect opportunity for a show or film like Evil. Even as “A is for Angel” challenges the depictions, it hesitates to open its’ trillions of eyes to the opportunities available.
Leland allows the assessors into his home and leaves valuable evidence for the team to find. For such an intelligent character, these oversights seem uncharacteristic. Viewers might assume this frantic response is a ploy, but his reactions suggest otherwise.
Final Thoughts
“A is for Angel” returns Evil to the horror roots that the previous episode hadn’t lingered on. The episode unravels some mysteries of the past that better contextualize relationships. If you’re eager for Old Testament godly intervention, this episode brings out a proper dose of it.
(3 / 5)
Welcome to Nightvale is an incredibly popular podcast created by Joseph Fink and Jeffrey Cranor. It’s well-loved by horror and fantasy fans alike.
I think it’s, well, fine.
The book Welcome to Nightvale is the first of a series about the same nameless Midwestern town. And it was, well, not that great.
The story
We begin our tale with Jackie. She’s a nineteen-year-old who works at the pawn shop in Nightvale. She has been a nineteen-year-old for decades. Her life is simple. She works and she goes home. At home, she doesn’t do much but listen to the radio.
That is until a strange man comes to her shop.
Meanwhile, a mother named Diane is struggling with her son. He is a shapeshifter, and also a teenager. He appears to be struggling with both. Diane is trying to help him, but he doesn’t want her help. She’s feeling unloved and unappreciated. Which makes sense, because he is sure acting like he doesn’t love or appreciate her.
Then, his father returns to town.
What worked
The Nightvale world is, if nothing else, a creatively dark world full of illogical Eldridge horrors. There are simply dark things lurking, without any rhyme or reason. Fantastical and horrifying people live side by side with literal miracles. This is easily the most entertaining part of the whole book.
What didn’t work
That being said, all the lovely world-building in the world isn’t worth anything if there isn’t a decent story in place. It’s like a gorgeous set for a play that goes nowhere.
And it felt very much like this story went nowhere. Or, at least it took forever to go anywhere.
The story felt incredibly repetitive. For instance, we went over and over how Jackie was nineteen and had been nineteen for decades. We didn’t need to do that. It’s bad enough that she’s choosing to not move forward in her life. We don’t need to experience it with her.
This over-explanation kind of killed the one part of the story I liked. It took all the fantastical, unexplainable parts of the story and killed them with over-explanation.
Maybe this wouldn’t have mattered as much if I had been gripped by the characters. But I just wasn’t. Both Jackie and Diane felt boringly real, despite their fantastical lives. They seemed stuck in their ways and unwilling to do anything to change them. And that is just not a character that I want to read about.
In the end, this just isn’t Fink’s best work. If you’re looking for something great from him, read Alice Isn’t Dead.
Or maybe it’s just not for me. I, after all, appear to be the only person on the planet who doesn’t like this podcast. If you enjoy the Welcome to Nightvale podcast, you might enjoy this book. But if you’re just looking to start your Halloween reading, there are better options.
(2 / 5)
Movies n TV
Evil: “N is for Night Terrors” (S2E1)
“N is for Night Terrors” is an episode of the supernatural drama, Evil, created by Michelle King and Robert King. The assessors assess a friend of the Cardinal.
“N is for Night Terrors” is an episode of the supernatural drama, Evil, created by Michelle King and Robert King. The central cast includes Katja Herbers, Mike Colter, Aasif Mandvi, Michael Emerson, and Christine Lahti. It originally aired under CBS before moving to Paramount+. As of this review, it’s available through Netflix and Paramount+ and its add-ons.
The assessors assess a donor and personal friend to the Cardinal. Kristen (Katja Herbers) confesses to Dr. Boggs (Kurt Fuller). David (Mike Colter) struggles to balance his work and studies. Ben (Aasif Mandvi) meets a demon.
What I Like about Evil: “N is for Night Terrors”
Kristen returns from her season 1 finale with a strangely unreliable playfulness. With what the viewer knows, the performance creates an unnerving new norm for season 2 to unpack. While subtle, the trauma creates a domino effect across all her relationships. Everyone knows something’s off, even if they don’t understand what.
Leland receives the most material to execute, allowing him ample opportunity to build meaningful hostile relationships with all three assessors. The viewer sees a perfect example of this through his new interactions with Ben, with whom Leland had no previous direct interactions.
David further indulges in dangerous behaviors to evoke his visions, replacing his old habits with pain to access these visions with renewed clarity. David needs God’s attention, forcing him into unhealthy cycles. It’s a particularly unsettling pattern to witness.
As Ben is the least affected by the supernatural forces in the show so far, “N is for Night Terrors” sets season 2 as the correction of this grievous error. This dynamic creates a synergy between the first and second seasons, having already built Ben as the least tolerable to the supernatural shenanigans.
Of all the seasons, season 2 establishes my personal favorite title gimmick across the seasons. While some episodes of season 1 have great titles that tie in the episode’s procedural plot, season 2 achieves this standard while matching the tone and overarching plot.
Tired Tropes and Triggers
Leland directly abuses the bureaucracy of the Catholic church to get what he wants. While season 1 explores potential corruption in the Catholic church, “N is for Night Terrors” shows this corruption in action.
As mentioned above, David uses pain to activate his visions. It’s clearly shown as a negative with real repercussions on the body, but it does work. This won’t be a lasting solution for David’s visions, but that doesn’t help “N is for Night Terrors” communicate the toxicity of this behavior. Aside from this claim, one moment shows the toxicity of this behavior as David misses a call from the person he’s attempting to help.
What I Dislike about Evil: “N is for Night Terrors”
The episode begins with a recap but also lingers on the ending of season 1 after this recap. It seems a strange point to linger on. The streaming era makes this a more exaggerated issue as a viewer gets bombarded with the same information three times.
Because of the personal relationship that all but one of the assessors have with the subject they are assessing, it seems inappropriate that they would continue assessing them. The more obvious their bias, the less sensible Bishop Marx seems when he keeps them on this assignment.
Lastly, the focused trajectory of season 1 takes a backseat to the procedural plot. While it’s an understandable writing decision, it does step back from the initial focus. In a structural sense, this deviation becomes an obstacle specifically placed in their way, but it does reduce tension.
Final Thoughts
“N is for Night Terrors” re-accompanies the viewer with the dynamics of the Evil series following season 1. It plays a little too safe, afraid of expanding too much beyond the refamiliarization, but it adds a few new dynamics for season 2 to follow.
(2.5 / 5)
