Join Streamin’ Demons and special guest Court Court as we countdown the most iconic Mystery Science Theater 3000 episodes of all time! Get ready for the ultimate MST3K marathon on Shout! TV November 28th – your weekend viewing guide starts here. Fans, geek out and newbies, get ready to laugh!
MST3K Transcript
00:00:01.52
Jim Phoenix
Hey, everyone. Jim Phoenix here. Yeah. Thanksgiving or something. And a 12th time recording this. So just laugh if I’m like flat of my jokes, like, ah, fucking was reading them off.
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brannyk
Ha ha ha ha ha!
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Jim Phoenix
No. There you go. So we got ah Thanksgiving mystery science creator 3000. And we’re going to see how much I never watched it. Apparently all that and more now.
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Jim Phoenix
It’s the music.
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brannyk
down like a bound
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brannyk
the bit
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Jim Phoenix
Oh, kidding.
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brannyk
It’s the remix.
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Jim Phoenix
Awesome. Good Jasmine D. Uh, good enough. Hey everybody. i know ah think Yeah, his hands, that shit and a special guest court court and a jam radical.
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brannyk
The end. Jim Phoenix.
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brannyk
Court Court, hey, hey, you did not give Court Court her official title, which is, which is our, great, I have a train coming through.
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Court Court
my
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Jim Phoenix
See you next year. Oh, wait.
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Jim Phoenix
Court squared. What’s that court guard squared. You have a train fucking like Mr.
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brannyk
Thank you, train.
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Jim Phoenix
Rogers land or what? The train sounded like it was very magical.
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brannyk
Yeah, yeah.
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Court Court
now i thought it was like a sound effect
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brannyk
No, too too motherfucker guess what’s coming in court court.
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Jim Phoenix
That’s that’s what I do. Choo, choo.
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brannyk
Our our website sweetheart and fan favorite court court.
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Court Court
Oh, thank you.
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brannyk
Too too motherfucker I guess I’m a really long train.
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Jim Phoenix
Yeah, but you know, court, court is. Yeah, sure. Sweetheart and a fan favorite, but you don’t want to meet that fan.
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brannyk
ah
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Court Court
Oh, what?
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Jim Phoenix
But for 1095, you can meet court court.
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brannyk
No, no, no, no, no, no.
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Jim Phoenix
I’ll send my addresses out. Is that a minute?
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brannyk
But I guess everybody missed the last session because the last session didn’t happen because I couldn’t record my session, but I did have my feet.
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Jim Phoenix
No.
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Jim Phoenix
Yes. And we made some money.
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brannyk
Yeah, we made like 72 cents.
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Jim Phoenix
Our next peak broke the internet.
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Court Court
Oh yeah!
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brannyk
It was pretty, you know, pretty exciting for me.
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Court Court
Very little chest.
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Jim Phoenix
Yeah.
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Jim Phoenix
And most of that was from pain.
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brannyk
I put that through the stonks and I’ll make big money now.
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Jim Phoenix
but a roll, baby roll. So for those of you who don’t know what you’re talking about, because you never will, we recorded this episode like four times, three times, I don’t know anymore. It says recording three, so at least three times, I guess. And ah someone, I’m not gonna mention Brack’s name, but apparently, they’re like, ah, I can record on like a Nakia phone.
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brannyk
Thank you.
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brannyk
i I thought, yeah, I’m getting a new phone, guys.
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Jim Phoenix
I got cricket.
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Jim Phoenix
I’ll just record on the phone.
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Court Court
Yay!
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brannyk
Yay, because I can’t do shit with it.
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Court Court
leave
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Jim Phoenix
It’s okay, it’s all good. But welcome to our mystery science, the year 3000 episode for Thanksgiving charity, fun goodness and stuff.
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brannyk
Yay.
00:03:09.58
Jim Phoenix
An episode that Jim definitely did not think about after he said it really enthusiastically. And then like, you know, definitely watch some episodes between.
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brannyk
You were really enthusiastic when we last met, and now you’re not.
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Jim Phoenix
I want.
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Jim Phoenix
Well, I was, okay. I was enthusiastic when I suggest, wait, this has been a great fucking way out. I love Mistry 3K. Then I remember, I haven’t seen the episode in like 30 years.
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brannyk
Yeah.
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brannyk
Yeah, that’s true.
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Jim Phoenix
I was like, fuck that.
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brannyk
Last time we were like, do you remember this and this and it’s 13 seasons and then there’s cinema Titanic and then there’s riff tracks and then there’s Mary Jo Pell and Mike’s wife and Bridget Jones, I think.
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Jim Phoenix
There’s the riff tracks. ah Mary Jo, what?
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brannyk
And they’re doing one and and you’re like, say what? And I’m like, yeah. And then the new seasons I said on Netflix. And yeah.
00:04:05.62
Jim Phoenix
Oh man, I know it’s like Netflix. Okay. I’m not going to push it. but when What people are wondering if I ever inflate my, uh, phrasing right now and if I ever inflate my ratings, by the way, Nick Frost has a fucking great movie coming out.
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brannyk
Yeah.
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brannyk
I know. I did it.
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Jim Phoenix
Shutter. Wait, wait.
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brannyk
I did it.
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Jim Phoenix
what What’s your title? What’s the title?
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brannyk
I gotta look it up.
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Jim Phoenix
Okay. Cause he has like two of them coming out.
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brannyk
Oh, does he? Okay.
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Jim Phoenix
Yeah. One, I think already.
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brannyk
the the The comedy one. The comedy one where they’re in the house.
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Jim Phoenix
I don’t know what you’re talking about, but you can’t say anything.
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brannyk
Okay.
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Jim Phoenix
If it’s, you can’t say anything besides the title of the movie because there’s, although there’s not an embargo, they strongly suggest shutting the fuck ups until this December. They’re like, they won’t do, but yeah.
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brannyk
Yeah, of course. I wouldn’t do Nick Frost dirty. Of course I wouldn’t.
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Jim Phoenix
So if you need to hit the name of the movie, you way get away the getaway.
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brannyk
I’m looking it up. I’ll tell you at the end of this episode. I think so.
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Jim Phoenix
Yeah. I already reviewed it. ah
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brannyk
Hey, that’s okay. You know why? Because you said on your website, if somebody has a different review, a different opinion, they can do it. And you, you suck at it. And as we all know, you and I do not disagree. Oh, wait, that was, no.
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brannyk
a We disagree on movies.
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Jim Phoenix
author Metro see how it is court is jam bread is Jim Phoenix.
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brannyk
i won’t i’m I will write about bully constantly on your website.
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Jim Phoenix
Yo, wait, wait, wait, wait.
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Court Court
No.
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Jim Phoenix
This does remind me if I do what do a cut up like pain did that one time and and made all of you say how much you guys love pain.
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brannyk
If you…
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brannyk
it that was That was disgusting.
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Jim Phoenix
I love Dr.
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Court Court
Oh no.
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Jim Phoenix
Payne.
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brannyk
That was disgusting.
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Jim Phoenix
I had that clip somewhere. I’ll have to put that back into a rotation.
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Court Court
I don’t believe I ever said I loved pain.
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brannyk
Yeah, you can put it.
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Jim Phoenix
I love, you just did it right there. I’m gonna record this and he’s gonna record it.
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Court Court
No, no!
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brannyk
No, she said, I loved pain.
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Jim Phoenix
Uh-huh.
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brannyk
And then she met him. And then…
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Jim Phoenix
And then we met him. Court squared. Oh, court squared, I knew he was all love.
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Court Court
The worst.
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Jim Phoenix
I voted 12 times for you for the public sweetheart.
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brannyk
I’m so sorry, Chord Court.
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Court Court
You know, food always hop in and scare me.
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brannyk
I’m so sorry.
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Jim Phoenix
Scare me, scare me, ah. Now, make it up here, Payne. Go get some make it up here.
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Court Court
I remember being jump scared during um another pod. I wasn’t a bully one. It was, I think, the exorcist one that we did.
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Jim Phoenix
Oh, the exorcist one, where I was trying to like steer people away from getting a lawsuit.
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Court Court
Yeah. Yeah.
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Jim Phoenix
Yeah. William Paley Bletley. He’s a real cunt. I think he killed five people. Like you can’t say that he’s the author. the The narrator said this shit, not the optional author.
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Jim Phoenix
Oh my God.
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brannyk
I don’t think I was part of that one. I think I steer clear of that one.
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Jim Phoenix
I don’t.
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Jim Phoenix
I don’t know, but I was like, Oh, I love this book. I can’t wait to like, Oh, they’re trashing us. That’s okay. They’re trashing the author. I’m like, I can’t do that. We have to like, yeah.
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brannyk
Allegedly.
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Court Court
allegedly true.
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Jim Phoenix
my ah
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brannyk
Allegedly, he’s a cunt, so I hear from other people, not by myself.
00:07:15.38
Jim Phoenix
So I heard, I mean, he’s dead now, but it’s like, Oh my God. So welcome to our Thanksgiving special kids.
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brannyk
Yeah! ah
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Jim Phoenix
Uh, it’s rated G for G whiz.
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Court Court
Yay!
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Jim Phoenix
I wonder how much they swore in the first seven minutes. A lot.
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brannyk
I can’t count of how many times we did, but we can now.
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Jim Phoenix
One, two, we actually can’t the imagine a Zen Caster. If you too want your own web, thingamajigger, go to zencaster dot.com, Z-E-N-C-A-S-T-R dot com and enter promo code.
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Jim Phoenix
I forgot my own fucking thing. Haunted Stream is something, I don’t know. Just go there anyways.
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brannyk
Screaming demons, lemons, memens i and you can get some too.
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Jim Phoenix
Steam in my meme-ins. No.
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brannyk
You can get some percent off your soap purchase.
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Jim Phoenix
Yeah, at the same time. So we are doing a we used to do it.
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brannyk
I’m so excited.
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Jim Phoenix
Yeah.
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brannyk
I’m so excited. I’m still excited.
00:08:04.32
Jim Phoenix
I must be. Brannock found the list that they made that they lost as they’re setting the fucking taping on fire.
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Court Court
who
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brannyk
I did.
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Jim Phoenix
Oh, yes, crinkly paper. That’s what everyone wants to hear in their headphones.
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brannyk
Thank you. Yes, I know exactly. That’s me being an asshole with my notes.
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Jim Phoenix
Thanks. if They have like chalk and a tie for it. You could. a So we are not going to do like a best 10 top 10 or what do we do?
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brannyk
It’s ASMR.
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Jim Phoenix
What do we do last time?
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brannyk
yeah Yes, we Yes, we do.
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Jim Phoenix
Honest to God, we did so much. I forgot. What do you do last time?
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brannyk
I talked about it at length, and you just kept saying I don’t remember this.
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Jim Phoenix
Yeah, guess what? Kids at home, it’s going to be the same fucking thing this time.
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brannyk
I have my top 10 list, though, this time.
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Jim Phoenix
I’m going to get this out of the way. I actually did watch some of mystery science 300, 3000 since the last time we saw each other, which was like what, three days ago.
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Court Court
Yay!
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brannyk
I’m so proud of you. I’m so proud.
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Court Court
Wow.
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Jim Phoenix
That’s just pretty fucking me for me. I mean, it was like today I watched it, but fuck no, not a fucking single bit.
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brannyk
Did you, did you like any of it? Okay.
00:09:06.62
Court Court
Oh no!
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brannyk
Okay.
00:09:09.73
Jim Phoenix
It was actually dog shit.
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brannyk
You can be wrong. That’s okay.
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Jim Phoenix
No, I can be right, but I, you know, I can still push if you like the ones I, according to my chat bot liked or probably liked. Thanks. Claude AI.
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Jim Phoenix
Hey, co-host. Yeah. Just tell me what I used to like. You should go to mystery science, three year to 3000 Turkey day potluck on the stars marathon and shout studios or the MSU 3k channel.
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brannyk
Yes, it’s gonna be so much fun.
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Jim Phoenix
Yeah. And we’ve got sorts of 5am on November 28th on shout TV.
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brannyk
I’m gonna, yeah, I’m gonna be not at the 5 a.m., but I think I’m gonna get up for the 7 a.m. one.
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Jim Phoenix
Is this boy, is it shout TV? Am I supposed to just shout the word TV like TV?
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brannyk
You could try to do that.
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Jim Phoenix
TV, whatever. And they’re not a sponsor. Oh, my God. No, it’s a name or shit.
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brannyk
it’s Yeah, it’s through Shout Factory, and it’s gonna be a lot of fun.
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Jim Phoenix
So factory. She got shot a bunch of shit. But we’ve got the killer shrews of Emily Marsh over at 5 a.m. or 2 a.m. Pacific, by the way.
00:10:07.86
brannyk
Yeah, i the killer shoes is okay, but I’m not going to get up at five fucking a.m. for it.
00:10:12.80
Jim Phoenix
Overdrawn at the memory bank with a mile
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brannyk
Yes. I’m going to do that one.
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Jim Phoenix
Nana Johnny and werewolf, which I believe is some on some of our lists. According to my chatbot, Brian Fuller, the castle of Fu Manchu, no longer racist with Matthew Lillard.
00:10:22.05
brannyk
Yeah, it is on my list. Yeah.
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Jim Phoenix
Now I’m kidding. It’s still racist.
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brannyk
It’s still racist and honestly, it’s not ah it’s not a real favorite of mine, but I do love Matthew Lillard.
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Jim Phoenix
Don’t worry. Hanavo, Fu Manchu.
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Jim Phoenix
Hanavo Brannock. Uh, is that am I doing it? Anything? Uh, was it space mutiny of Mary Jo Pell?
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brannyk
Yes, Mary Jo Pell in Space Mutiny, that’s a classic.
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Jim Phoenix
Oh, and then hobgoblins was someone I like.
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Court Court
you are
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Jim Phoenix
And I was talking to someone who was working with him before and they liked him, but Brannock hates this person court.
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Court Court
oh
00:11:01.01
Jim Phoenix
What do you think about Mike Flanagan?
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Court Court
I like Mike Flanagan. I, okay, no, I love like all of his work. oh It’s very meaningful to me.
00:11:07.82
Jim Phoenix
Right? Mike Flanagan is a a master storyteller.
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Court Court
Yeah.
00:11:11.90
Jim Phoenix
Fox, why are you wrong about Mike Flanagan’s work?
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brannyk
I don’t think I am. i I’m looking him up and I don’t think I’ve really watched most of his stuff. Oh, I liked Gerald’s game.
00:11:22.55
Court Court
Yeah, that one’s great. Midnight Masters.
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brannyk
Why? Wait, I don’t think it was me. I think it was the person who shall not be named.
00:11:27.10
Jim Phoenix
Fucking voodoo. God damn it.
00:11:30.99
Jim Phoenix
Whatever.
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brannyk
you it’s I know, which is weird.
00:11:32.05
Jim Phoenix
Whatever. I’m like, why don’t you? And you’re the same person in my mind. Yeah, I know for multiple reasons, but okay.
00:11:37.04
Court Court
no.
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brannyk
For multiple reasons.
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Jim Phoenix
So we are all team Flanagan now. Nice. Good job.
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Court Court
Yay!
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Jim Phoenix
I, I won you all over.
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brannyk
Yeah.
00:11:45.55
Jim Phoenix
And that Samsung versus the vampire women by David Dallas machine, who has a great special on Netflix.
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brannyk
Yay.
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brannyk
Yes. I’m so excited.
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Jim Phoenix
Uh, Jesus Christ. if What was the name of the movie? Just did drawing a blank. It’s fucking fantastic.
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brannyk
What is his name again?
00:12:02.12
Jim Phoenix
is ah um make me say david demelci ah smash the It’s be like the taping of the it’s a Oh my god, if you ever see someone do something live now’s the time to do it No, I think we’re not fucking episode because I have a 5 a.m.
00:12:06.53
brannyk
Oh, oh, I don’t know him.
00:12:16.43
brannyk
Okay. You know what? At the end of the episode, we’re also going to.
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Jim Phoenix
Tomorrow and fuck this late night with the devil.
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brannyk
Oh, late night with the devil.
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Jim Phoenix
That’s it Yeah
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Court Court
Oh, I love y’all.
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brannyk
That was fun.
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Court Court
Yeah, that was good.
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brannyk
Yeah, that was fun.
00:12:32.28
Jim Phoenix
So with lately of the devil, he’s got, you know, he’s not, he’s not, he’s doing that one. but He’s doing Samson versus the vampire woman. And then Gamera versus jigger bite with Mark Hamill, loose Skywalker, motherfucker.
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brannyk
Which is great. Mark Hamill is going to be great.
00:12:43.51
Jim Phoenix
And then the final sacrifice at 9 p.m.
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brannyk
Oh, it’s gonna be so good.
00:12:46.62
Jim Phoenix
from Joel Hodgson.
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Court Court
Oh,
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brannyk
It’s gonna be so much fun.
00:12:49.99
Jim Phoenix
And one that’s been on, I believe all of our lists, manos the hands of faith Felicia day.
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brannyk
Classic, classic.
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Jim Phoenix
And last but not least, ah the mask, but not the one everyone’s thinking of currently.
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brannyk
Yeah, the other mask.
00:13:03.28
Court Court
Oh.
00:13:04.80
Jim Phoenix
Well, Jonah Ray, who is a person, the new one, Jonah Ray is that Jonah Ray is the Netflix guy, right?
00:13:06.75
brannyk
You’re, yeah, you’re not a fan of Jonah. Yes.
00:13:12.11
Jim Phoenix
Okay. So the new guy, so the old cast, new cast, all cast, Felicia Dave leave the Netflix as well.
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brannyk
Yep.
00:13:18.64
Jim Phoenix
So all that on shout TV, November 28th, Turkey day, have a big marathon. That was kind of like the thing back in the day. I know court court, you, you started watching it when you’re like high school or was it
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brannyk
Oh, yeah.
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Court Court
Oh, yeah, like, um early high school, I think maybe eighth grade or freshman year. and That was when my friend introduced it to me because she um discovered it and she was obsessed.
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Court Court
And I think she still is like she really loves it. And so she showed us um she showed me and my my sister play a night from outer space first the original movie and then the MS the rough tracks version of it.
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Jim Phoenix
i
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Court Court
And
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brannyk
that’s the That’s the way you should watch it.
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Jim Phoenix
Nice.
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Court Court
Yeah. yeah and And her mom, she worked in a library and so we watched it like the original movie just like in the library one summer with a bunch of elderly folks and so it was really interesting.
00:14:01.37
brannyk
You can’t go back to the other.
00:14:08.53
Jim Phoenix
Oh.
00:14:13.25
Jim Phoenix
Hey, I was in that group with the shit.
00:14:16.51
Court Court
It was fun.
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Jim Phoenix
Yeah. A bunch of elderly folks in their thirties and shit. And we live fucking old people.
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Court Court
this They were like 70.
00:14:21.49
brannyk
oh
00:14:24.68
Jim Phoenix
Oh, well, you know, that means they’re a crime.
00:14:27.23
Court Court
Like actually elderly folks.
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Jim Phoenix
I love that. So that’s, so you never really got into the Thanksgiving marathon then because that happened before.
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Court Court
But yet!
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Court Court
No, it wasn’t. I didn’t really know about it till actually when I was in college and my one of my bosses, um he was like obsessed with it and he was telling me all about it. And that kind of brought me back into it in college just because it was, I don’t know, just cool to hear other people talking about it.
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Jim Phoenix
Yeah.
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Court Court
I said, it’s just one other person who whose opinion I value very greatly because she’s very good with movies and everything.
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Jim Phoenix
There’s more of us.
00:15:01.75
Court Court
But yeah, I don’t know.
00:15:02.17
Jim Phoenix
Is it me?
00:15:02.54
Court Court
this’ what It’s cool to hear other people do it.
00:15:04.51
Jim Phoenix
Yeah, I was out in the court of court. You know, I’m the boss. Not like her boss. I’m just like the boss of everyone.
00:15:10.84
brannyk
Hmm.
00:15:10.97
Jim Phoenix
And I was like, hey, Clark, you got to like really listen to this Marcy science, something, whatever. Ah, Mega, whatever. And they’re like, there’s a crow in it. And I sold. Oh, wait, I sold them the court of court.
00:15:21.84
Jim Phoenix
That’s what it was. So, Box, what did you do? ah
00:15:27.43
brannyk
Hi. Hello. Hey.
00:15:30.50
Jim Phoenix
Brannock, baby Yoda.
00:15:31.13
brannyk
Hi. So, honestly, I was a fan from way back then day, not when they’re were on KTMA, but when they know.
00:15:42.52
Jim Phoenix
They were not baby Yoda. Oh my God.
00:15:45.98
brannyk
But they were on Comedy Central and I started watching it on Comedy Central, but it I still didn’t like, I think associate it so much. Like i I was a little too young.
00:15:56.56
brannyk
I didn’t really get into it until it really picked up on the Sci-Fi channel in like 1997. And then it always came on after all of my, you know, the cartoons on Saturday morning.
00:16:09.59
brannyk
So 1997.
00:16:09.70
Jim Phoenix
Wait, wait, wait, what year?
00:16:13.76
Jim Phoenix
- That’s when we first started of watching it.
00:16:14.84
brannyk
Yeah. No, I watched it a little bit before when I was on Comedy Central, but it was always on like at a weird time or something. So I never really got until I got to the sci-fi and then it was always on like, I think at 11.
00:16:22.51
Jim Phoenix
ah
00:16:27.38
Jim Phoenix
ah Yeah.
00:16:28.03
brannyk
So it was after all of the cartoons that I’d watch.
00:16:31.74
Jim Phoenix
Yeah. Yeah. So, okay. Okay. All good.
00:16:34.47
brannyk
Yeah. And honestly, like I will always be grateful for it because it was one of the things that got me into horror because I used to be a scaredy cat little baby.
00:16:46.45
Jim Phoenix
You know what got me into horrors?
00:16:46.46
brannyk
and I still am, but I thought they’d only to accept cash now from you upfront with a deposit.
00:16:48.22
Jim Phoenix
Credit cards. what
00:16:52.92
Jim Phoenix
absolutely AMX baby. It goes everywhere. I’ll leave the deposit somewhere.
00:16:59.68
brannyk
you i on Okay, I did walk into that one.
00:17:01.54
Jim Phoenix
You kind of want that. I know but that one for me.
00:17:03.34
brannyk
I did.
00:17:05.23
Jim Phoenix
So it was your gateway drug, the horror.
00:17:05.24
brannyk
um It was my game where I dragged a whore because like that was the first time that I was like, oh, you can actually laugh at this.
00:17:07.69
Jim Phoenix
And then.
00:17:14.08
brannyk
It’s not like,
00:17:14.90
Court Court
All.
00:17:15.67
brannyk
It’s just a movie, you know? And so after that, it was, I watched more and more horror and usually my tastes run a little cheesy, but it got me into, uh, feeling, you know, more and more confident with being able to watch scarier and scarier stuff.
00:17:18.25
Jim Phoenix
Yeah. yeah
00:17:34.65
brannyk
And so now here I am. Look at me now. All thanks to Emma’s T3K.
00:17:41.62
Jim Phoenix
I’m watching Mad God now, motherfuckers.
00:17:43.26
brannyk
Yeah.
00:17:43.85
Jim Phoenix
Oh, yeah.
00:17:43.91
brannyk
ah
00:17:45.35
Jim Phoenix
Backwards court. Were you into horror before Emma Street?
00:17:49.67
Court Court
Yeah, um, I think my older sister got me into it. I don’t know. No, actually, you know, um, just from like a young age, I always really liked reading horror books too.
00:17:59.16
Jim Phoenix
There you go.
00:17:59.77
Court Court
Um, and like just like picture books that were scary. And so I think, um, yeah, sorry, I forgot.
00:18:08.72
brannyk
it No, no, it’s okay.
00:18:08.54
Court Court
I lost
00:18:10.05
brannyk
It’s okay. Like I i used to ah read like, I used to read like goosebumps and stuff like that, but it was always like very kitty stuff.
00:18:11.51
Jim Phoenix
You were going back and reading picture books like, Oh,
00:18:18.59
brannyk
Like, but
00:18:18.88
Jim Phoenix
oh shit. I thought you’re like, meaning like Hannibal, Hannibal Holocaust. Oh my God. Cannibal Holocaust, the pop-up book, like the coloring book of.
00:18:24.74
Court Court
Oh, yeah. I was blind myself.
00:18:28.29
Jim Phoenix
This is the coloring book color in the dead man.
00:18:30.03
brannyk
you know we started young at Babadook from there we, uh,
00:18:31.43
Court Court
Yeah.
00:18:33.37
Jim Phoenix
Marmar Duke, the shit like the big fucking dog Marmar Duke, the orange one.
00:18:37.66
brannyk
Yeah, with, uh, what’s his name? No, that’s…
00:18:41.37
Court Court
Marmaduke?
00:18:42.49
brannyk
that’s…
00:18:42.69
Jim Phoenix
Marmarduke, right?
00:18:43.62
brannyk
Marbaduke is the Great Dane.
00:18:46.19
Jim Phoenix
Oh, I don’t know. He’s not that bad.
00:18:47.20
brannyk
Clifford is the Big Red Dog.
00:18:47.45
Court Court
Oh, poor card.
00:18:47.86
Jim Phoenix
I’m going to call him. Oh, but he’s a red dog. Marmarduke’s orange.
00:18:51.54
brannyk
And then Beethoven is the Slavery Dog.
00:18:53.73
Court Court
I hope they told them.
00:18:55.58
Jim Phoenix
Beethoven’s like a. what a oh But they did.
00:18:58.10
brannyk
Anyway. I don’t think they did a dog episode on MST3K. They’ve done some Bigfoot. ones, but not, I don’t think a dog when they did worms, which is on my list.
00:19:06.97
Court Court
Oh yeah.
00:19:08.78
Jim Phoenix
so Don’t summon.
00:19:13.06
brannyk
Um, they’ve done all kinds of like, like the, like we said, the killer shrews, they had, um, birds.
00:19:19.68
Jim Phoenix
words, birds, I seen the birds, not the MS3 K version of it, but like the Hitchcock birds.
00:19:23.15
brannyk
the Oh, oh yeah.
00:19:27.15
Court Court
Oh, yeah.
00:19:28.48
brannyk
Yeah.
00:19:28.90
Jim Phoenix
Yeah.
00:19:29.00
Court Court
Oh, you know what I just remembered today is birdemic and the riff tracks version of that I totally forgot about it.
00:19:29.61
Jim Phoenix
I seen the movie.
00:19:33.43
brannyk
Birdemic. is so good.
00:19:36.79
Jim Phoenix
Riff tracks.
00:19:37.24
Court Court
It’s so
00:19:38.71
brannyk
It’s so good. They also did Beaks, which is like Jaws, but for birds.
00:19:46.21
Jim Phoenix
Huh.
00:19:48.16
brannyk
They did Grizzlies, they did the Grizzly series, Day of the Animals, which has Leslie Nielsen being an absolute asshole.
00:19:55.46
Court Court
Oh, my God.
00:19:57.10
brannyk
It’s really good. um That one was really fun.
00:19:59.77
Jim Phoenix
I want to see that. and I mean, when I say I want to, I mean, I don’t want to see any of that because it sounds dreadful.
00:20:00.92
brannyk
Yeah, it’s, but I don’t
00:20:06.58
brannyk
Oh no, it’s it’s great. It’s great.
00:20:08.14
Jim Phoenix
Like the new one is this, there’s this stuff I did on Netflix.
00:20:10.56
brannyk
No, this is riff tracks.
00:20:12.44
Jim Phoenix
Okay. ri shot I don’t, all I know is riff tracks were like, Hey, we want to do something.
00:20:13.12
Court Court
Yeah.
00:20:14.33
brannyk
the
00:20:17.40
Jim Phoenix
I like, no. And then you guys were like, apparently freaking out when I was telling you that last time, but, uh, because I didn’t know who riff tracks were.
00:20:23.56
Court Court
Oh yeah, your rejected riff tracks.
00:20:27.38
Jim Phoenix
Yeah, I just don’t know who they were and I still don’t know who they are now.
00:20:28.62
Court Court
You haven’t done your research.
00:20:29.74
brannyk
Oh, it’s it’s Mike. It’s Mike.
00:20:32.08
Jim Phoenix
It’s Mike.
00:20:32.66
brannyk
it’s this It’s the second voice of Crow, and it’s the voice of Tom Servo, the second voice of Tom Servo, technically.
00:20:36.22
Jim Phoenix
Jesus, no. So it’s ah it’s Mike and two people who got a job after the first two fucked off. Actually, it’s a bunch of people who just got a job when the first originals fucked off.
00:20:47.80
Jim Phoenix
Oh, my God. But where do I sign up to give them money?
00:20:52.31
brannyk
What?
00:20:53.44
Jim Phoenix
but They’re like, the there are people who replace other ones. I mean, really Mike replaces Joel.
00:21:00.06
brannyk
No, Mike was always there. He was a writer.
00:21:03.22
Jim Phoenix
That’s nice. Who cares? No one careful writes anything.
00:21:05.06
Court Court
what oh yeah we’re gonna do like another bully podcast
00:21:05.45
Jim Phoenix
Not mine. I own a site. I know this sick burns motherfucker all the way around.
00:21:07.72
brannyk
Fuck off. So many bully, so many bully like reviews I’m gonna do.
00:21:15.92
Jim Phoenix
Oh, good. I can’t wait. I’ll just, I’m going to do the transcripts. I’m just like paste the transcripts to bully to my AI and make it like, Yeet itself like, Oh, why no more? What’d I do to you?
00:21:27.08
Jim Phoenix
You must learn this. No. So I gain, uh, whatever. Rift tracks. Now I’m guessing this is going to be MS three three K rift tracks and the new MS three three K for episodes.
00:21:38.14
Jim Phoenix
Yeah.
00:21:39.43
brannyk
Um, I just did MST 3k like baby ghost.
00:21:40.28
Jim Phoenix
but Okay. Court, do you have any rift tracks?
00:21:44.15
Court Court
I do.
00:21:45.75
Jim Phoenix
See.
00:21:45.80
Court Court
Mostly I had Plan 9 and Birdemic and then I also watched the one that Box recommended.
00:21:55.79
Jim Phoenix
Okay.
00:21:55.60
Court Court
No, I forgot about baby goats, but I did watch House on Haunted Hill. but And Paula Tompkins.
00:22:00.23
Jim Phoenix
okay
00:22:00.47
brannyk
Oh, that’s, did you have fun with that?
00:22:02.82
Court Court
I did because I love Paula Tompkins so much.
00:22:04.92
brannyk
I do too. I do too.
00:22:07.07
Court Court
And so he’s just delightful.
00:22:11.23
brannyk
He really is and I love the part when they have him come in and then they’re like, get out of here, Paul.
00:22:11.80
Court Court
Yeah.
00:22:17.25
Court Court
Yeah, he just weaves. I was kind of hoping he’d be there for longer, but it’s fine.
00:22:21.41
brannyk
I know.
00:22:23.67
Jim Phoenix
Do you guys rank them or you just have things you like?
00:22:27.87
brannyk
I ranked my MSD 3K, but.
00:22:31.51
Jim Phoenix
Court, did you?
00:22:31.31
Court Court
I just… Yeah, I just had things that I liked. I don’t think… I’m not, like, smart enough to make them.
00:22:37.32
Jim Phoenix
You can say it. You’re not as obsessed with listening as Brannock is. You can say it.
00:22:42.27
Court Court
A what?
00:22:43.68
Jim Phoenix
Yeah, okay, I’ll be honest. I still can’t name. The only ones I can name are the ones that my AI tells me. And literally the ones in this flyer from Shout TV on November 28th, Shout TV, Emissary Through Gate TV.
00:22:51.39
brannyk
Oh.
00:22:52.12
Court Court
call them.
00:22:58.58
Jim Phoenix
Check it out from 5 a.m. Eastern, 2 a.m. Pacific all the way until fucking the next day.
00:23:04.03
brannyk
I will be there, but not at 5am. I’m sorry.
00:23:08.56
Jim Phoenix
Oh, don’t be sorry.
00:23:09.79
brannyk
No.
00:23:09.91
Jim Phoenix
You’re just going to mix the killer shrews.
00:23:12.40
brannyk
ah You know, I’ve seen it enough. I have. I mean, it’s fine.
00:23:16.58
Jim Phoenix
I’m going to be there.
00:23:16.70
brannyk
They’re okay.
00:23:17.60
Jim Phoenix
I’m going to be there all day.
00:23:18.61
brannyk
Okay.
00:23:19.32
Jim Phoenix
Actually, I’ll be teaching class, so I won’t be.
00:23:20.69
brannyk
You will be.
00:23:21.51
Court Court
um mean Oh wait, tomorrow?
00:23:22.61
brannyk
Oh, because yeah because because Canada, this is a nothing day.
00:23:22.91
Jim Phoenix
sir
00:23:26.56
brannyk
This is a…
00:23:26.85
Jim Phoenix
Yeah, kind even Thanksgiving Canada is just a different and day for Canadian Thanksgiving.
00:23:27.27
Court Court
Oh yeah.
00:23:31.15
Jim Phoenix
It’s like, ah, it’s fucking Tuesday.
00:23:31.98
brannyk
I forget, did you guys already have yours?
00:23:34.41
Jim Phoenix
Tuesday.
00:23:37.13
Jim Phoenix
October. Yeah, we have our October.
00:23:39.24
brannyk
Okay, I thought so.
00:23:41.56
Jim Phoenix
I honestly do celebrate the American one because i’ I’ll watch the ah parades and stuff like that.
00:23:46.05
brannyk
Oh, do you have stuffing and and stuff like that, turkey?
00:23:50.81
Jim Phoenix
No, no, I mean.
00:23:52.23
brannyk
My mom was so mad last year that I did not eat turkey on Thanksgiving.
00:23:58.00
Jim Phoenix
i I have a stripper named Turkey.
00:24:00.83
brannyk
I was visiting my friend in England, which of course they don’t give a shit about Thanksgiving.
00:24:00.94
Jim Phoenix
ah But fires are good.
00:24:07.42
Jim Phoenix
I don’t know why.
00:24:08.49
brannyk
You’re going to have to deal with my cat too, because she’s
00:24:10.33
Jim Phoenix
I thought that was a turkey. I was like.
00:24:12.66
brannyk
She’s restless right now.
00:24:15.46
Jim Phoenix
Restless.
00:24:15.45
brannyk
I kicked her out of the room, but apparently that was not the right move because she made it.
00:24:15.74
Jim Phoenix
Let’s get this.
00:24:19.49
Jim Phoenix
I hear a cat.
00:24:20.80
brannyk
I know. Hi.
00:24:22.84
Jim Phoenix
purpose.
00:24:24.19
brannyk
Hi baby.
00:24:26.12
Jim Phoenix
So one of us listed like a top, how many tops do you have box?
00:24:27.03
brannyk
I know.
00:24:30.83
brannyk
10.
00:24:32.02
Jim Phoenix
Top 10 of horror.
00:24:32.19
brannyk
I have 10. I have top 10 of horror.
00:24:36.11
Jim Phoenix
Okay.
00:24:36.23
brannyk
Just horror.
00:24:37.90
Jim Phoenix
Horror, horror.
00:24:38.93
brannyk
Horror.
00:24:39.98
Jim Phoenix
So I think we can kind of do it. I mean, my, the only one I really know for sure.
00:24:43.05
brannyk
so okay
00:24:45.02
Jim Phoenix
That’s not anything is for riff shops is roller gator. And it’s not my favorite one. It’s just one that breaks most of my.
00:24:51.83
brannyk
dates, right.
00:24:52.70
Jim Phoenix
That’s my bank account’s favorite one, to apparently.
00:24:57.06
Jim Phoenix
if If my accountant can put a fucking one up, there he’s going to be like, that’s the top one, motherfucker.
00:24:58.21
brannyk
That should
00:25:00.88
Jim Phoenix
That’s that’s when he stops spending money.
00:25:03.36
brannyk
definitely be like your passwords and shit like that. Like just roller gator one, two, three.
00:25:06.61
Jim Phoenix
Roller getter. So I had explained that. OK, so I did have someone who wanted to watch and like, ah you know, it’s got like Joe Estefes like who?
00:25:18.27
brannyk
yeah
00:25:18.71
Jim Phoenix
Like, you know, it was like, uh, Charlie Sheen and like, I mean, like I suppose, like, yeah, yeah. Yeah. There’s one called Joe.
00:25:24.34
brannyk
Yeah, there’s Joe Estevez.
00:25:25.41
Jim Phoenix
ah Who knew? um I’m giving a shit.
00:25:27.70
brannyk
I think he’s Amelia’s uncle.
00:25:27.95
Jim Phoenix
It’s got a better career than I do. So I shouldn’t give him shit.
00:25:31.51
brannyk
um they’ve done They’ve done four, yeah, and he’s like everybody’s uncle, but like Riff Tracks and MSV3K did four episodes with Joe Estevez.
00:25:32.05
Jim Phoenix
Uncle Joe.
00:25:41.50
Jim Phoenix
Just with Joe. askedta as as that It’s like the bird thing.
00:25:42.97
brannyk
who
00:25:45.80
Jim Phoenix
So we won’t do roller getter because although I’ve seen it in boxes, I don’t think it’s your top 10 box roller getter.
00:25:51.71
brannyk
it’s Well, I didn’t do any Riff Tracks.
00:25:53.53
Jim Phoenix
Oh, fuck it. No, no, no, no, no take backs.
00:25:56.62
brannyk
but okay, okay.
00:25:57.92
Jim Phoenix
So. If you how many do you have court? How many do you have?
00:26:04.13
Court Court
How many do I have? Let me look. I have five.
00:26:09.34
Jim Phoenix
Five. Okay. Box. I have, I can talk about five. So box, what are your 10 through five?
00:26:12.88
brannyk
Okay, yeah.
00:26:15.45
Jim Phoenix
And then we’ll just do from five on.
00:26:15.55
brannyk
Okay. All right, so number 10 is pod people.
00:26:21.28
Jim Phoenix
Hot people.
00:26:21.43
brannyk
And it’s a…
00:26:22.04
Jim Phoenix
That’s one of mine.
00:26:22.14
Court Court
Oh.
00:26:23.52
Jim Phoenix
According to Claudia.
00:26:24.70
brannyk
Oh, is it? Yeah, it’s a joke it’s a Joel episode. um It’s a, I think, Spanish movie that was dubbed over, so the voices are super annoying.
00:26:29.88
Jim Phoenix
Yes, it is.
00:26:37.84
brannyk
There’s like three movies going on in one. um None of them make any sense, but at the the heart of it, it’s about this alien creature that this boy takes in after he finds an egg um and it hatches to pre to reveal Trumpy.
00:26:58.15
Jim Phoenix
I was just, I was going to make it down on Trump joke.
00:26:58.17
brannyk
Um, yeah, it’s called Trumpy.
00:27:00.55
Jim Phoenix
Is it actually called Trumpy?
00:27:01.40
Court Court
Oh, no.
00:27:02.91
Jim Phoenix
Oh my God. I was going to make a joke before I read my, okay. I just did it.
00:27:08.54
brannyk
And fucking weird and gross and Trumpy’s parents are trying to find him and they’re weird and gross.
00:27:13.96
Jim Phoenix
Could you be more specific? Oh, and the TV show.
00:27:18.21
brannyk
And my cat keeps rubbing her face on the microphone. So you might hear that. Um, Jellybean’s the cat, everyone.
00:27:27.44
Jim Phoenix
Which is not weird or gross.
00:27:29.32
brannyk
No, she’s not weird. Well, she is kind of, she kind of is, she drools when she’s happy and Trump is nothing.
00:27:30.92
Jim Phoenix
Trump is.
00:27:34.59
Jim Phoenix
Don’t we all.
00:27:38.82
brannyk
Anyway, so, so basically it’s about that the alien parents start killing off this band that’s in the forest.
00:27:47.39
Jim Phoenix
Okay.
00:27:49.35
brannyk
Um, and it’s really dumb and it’s really funny.
00:27:52.79
Jim Phoenix
Why is this my favorite one then?
00:27:55.09
brannyk
I don’t know.
00:27:55.55
Jim Phoenix
Damn it, cloud AI.
00:27:57.39
brannyk
um I thought, man, I was hands of fate was your favorite.
00:28:00.44
Jim Phoenix
Sure. Maybe it’s one of them.
00:28:01.46
brannyk
Okay.
00:28:02.27
Jim Phoenix
Uh, no, it didn’t say pod person, whatever pod people, because I think that’s where Tom servo goes.
00:28:02.48
brannyk
Okay.
00:28:04.78
brannyk
Bad people.
00:28:08.39
Jim Phoenix
Like the wind baby. And I remember lines from the episodes. I don’t actually remember the episodes themselves.
00:28:14.42
brannyk
Okay. Well, this is a good one too because it’s it has Dr. Forrester, TV’s Frank. um it’s just It’s a really dingy hole.
00:28:22.43
Jim Phoenix
Joel.
00:28:23.68
brannyk
So it’s just a really, really funny ah cast of people.
00:28:27.67
Jim Phoenix
Okay.
00:28:29.08
brannyk
And the jokes are pretty funny. It jolts dry wit, you know, through it. it’s It’s very nice.
00:28:34.68
Jim Phoenix
pulls it off. Yeah, there you go.
00:28:37.34
brannyk
It’s a fun one.
00:28:38.34
Jim Phoenix
Put a pin in that, as you say.
00:28:38.64
brannyk
But it’s it’s it’s it’s lower quality movie.
00:28:44.22
Jim Phoenix
There’s no law.
00:28:44.26
brannyk
Not quite Manos.
00:28:45.32
Jim Phoenix
OK.
00:28:45.89
brannyk
Not quite Manos, but…
00:28:46.74
Jim Phoenix
I quite man us, but nothing.
00:28:47.54
brannyk
boom So number nine is Samson versus the Vampire of Women.
00:28:48.29
Jim Phoenix
So what? OK, not bad. What was number nine?
00:28:53.72
brannyk
and women
00:28:54.91
Jim Phoenix
Oh, shit, that’s going to be David Dallas Moochins at five p.m.
00:28:57.63
brannyk
Yes!
00:28:58.76
Jim Phoenix
Eastern, and two percent through to two p.m. Pacific ah shout TV.
00:29:02.66
brannyk
Shout TV. And I think it’s also streaming on a multiple different places. You can get it on 2B. You can get it on, um I think, a few other ah free places as well that are going to be streaming at Live as well.
00:29:10.49
Jim Phoenix
No.
00:29:15.17
Jim Phoenix
All I know is the people who actually send us shit to do is shout TV and not and then those motherfuckers they just mentioned.
00:29:19.60
brannyk
Well, they have channels on those.
00:29:20.49
Jim Phoenix
So I don’t know if I got it.
00:29:23.40
brannyk
Yeah, they have Shout TV on.
00:29:25.13
Jim Phoenix
If shout TV is sending me stuff, I’d say shout TV when none of the motherfuckers send me stuff.
00:29:28.14
brannyk
OK.
00:29:30.33
Jim Phoenix
I’ll read their copy too.
00:29:31.35
brannyk
OK.
00:29:31.93
Jim Phoenix
But till then, I’m reading shout TVs.
00:29:32.99
brannyk
All right. So Samsung versus the vampire women is basically about these, uh, vampires that come back from the dead after a long sleep because this one, well, kind of, they, they’re, I guess, hibernating as it were, but they are dead because they’re vampires.
00:29:35.19
Jim Phoenix
Yep.
00:29:42.10
Jim Phoenix
Wait, they’re dead?
00:29:47.81
Jim Phoenix
oh ah
00:29:51.08
brannyk
So basically, um, they reawaken because there’s going to be their queen that is reincarnated into this young girl. So they have to basically steal the girl.
00:30:01.78
brannyk
make her a vampire, she’s gonna become the queen again. But lo and behold, they find their ah arch nemesis, who is the savior of the day, who is a luchador named Sanson.
00:30:12.41
Jim Phoenix
Easter bunny.
00:30:14.23
Court Court
I’ll tell ya.
00:30:16.10
Jim Phoenix
Yo, yo, okay, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
00:30:20.29
Court Court
That’s frank.
00:30:20.54
Jim Phoenix
That goes back to the strain. That’s a call back to the strain that used to be on AMC, I think.
00:30:28.47
brannyk
Why is that a callback to the strain?
00:30:28.68
Jim Phoenix
No one watched that fucking. Have you seen the strain?
00:30:32.11
brannyk
But no, is there a luchador?
00:30:34.46
Jim Phoenix
Hey, you sure this fucking keynote be court. Have you seen the the strain?
00:30:38.70
Court Court
No, I have not.
00:30:39.89
Jim Phoenix
Oh my God Christ, where are you guys been? Even I saw the fucking strain.
00:30:41.25
Court Court
you know
00:30:42.12
brannyk
Oh, that’s right.
00:30:43.03
Court Court
Don’t Google it.
00:30:43.29
Jim Phoenix
The strain is a vampire thing. I’m not going to give it’s a, it’s a TV show.
00:30:48.12
Court Court
Oh.
00:30:49.69
Jim Phoenix
I believe AMC player dial. I could be wrong on that one, but they do have a leech door connection and that’s like a call back to that.
00:30:52.99
Court Court
It says ethics.
00:30:55.94
brannyk
Okay.
00:30:59.18
Jim Phoenix
So they must have maybe they played the part of that fucking film there.
00:30:59.86
brannyk
Oh, yeah. Samson is in a lot of other movies too, like Samson versus Dracula, I think. And he was, I guess, a very famous luchador. And, and the vampire, Samson the Vampire Woman is very funny. It’s a very older episode with Mike. um But it’s just, it’s very funny. I believe it’s Crow’s first voice that is in the that, which is Dr. Forrester, um, trace below.
00:31:28.59
brannyk
I can’t speak French. Um, but, um, it’s just, it’s very funny.
00:31:30.88
Jim Phoenix
sure
00:31:34.24
brannyk
Cause again, you don’t understand that there’s a luchador in this at all until suddenly he’s just there. And you’re like, pardon.
00:31:43.86
Jim Phoenix
Just like all my dreams.
00:31:46.13
brannyk
And, um, and yes, there is wrestling in this with a vampire and Samson.
00:31:50.75
Jim Phoenix
Fuck yes. I am there, I am there. And if you’re wondering when that’s gonna be, go to ms33kturkeyday.com and it shows you all sorts of shit for you.
00:32:02.34
Jim Phoenix
Now, what’s number, that was number and eight, nine, what’s number eight?
00:32:05.73
brannyk
That’s number nine. Number eight eight is squirm. It is, okay, squirm.
00:32:10.47
Jim Phoenix
I am doing it, but what’s number eight? Well, I write, but what’s number eight?
00:32:16.44
brannyk
Okay, so the number eight movie is squirm.
00:32:16.65
Jim Phoenix
Uh-huh. Oh, who cares? That’s number eight.
00:32:20.79
brannyk
So it’s about um ah worms that get electrified and then they begin eating people.
00:32:22.49
Jim Phoenix
Two hours.
00:32:27.34
Jim Phoenix
Oh. Well, I would too if I got electrified.
00:32:28.92
Court Court
Ooh!
00:32:31.71
brannyk
And so it’s about this, uh, very Southern girl who made friends, I don’t know, inexplicably with this like kind of softer boy from the, the, the North.
00:32:44.73
brannyk
So it’s that whole North South love between them. And, um, yeah, he’s like a, he’s like a soft, soft boy.
00:32:49.43
Jim Phoenix
softer boy, it’s
00:32:54.17
brannyk
He’s like, he, he, no, he’s like, he’s a nerd.
00:32:55.37
Jim Phoenix
like doughy or soft emotionally.
00:32:58.67
brannyk
He’s a nerd.
00:32:59.13
Jim Phoenix
Okay.
00:32:59.65
brannyk
He’s a nerd.
00:32:59.95
Jim Phoenix
Okay. So nerd. Okay.
00:33:01.34
brannyk
Um, and basically he comes down.
00:33:03.25
Jim Phoenix
I mean, because box that meant gay by me.
00:33:06.09
brannyk
No, and no, no, no, no.
00:33:06.81
Jim Phoenix
Okay. So like, so, so she’s a lovely gay guy.
00:33:08.01
brannyk
I would have said he’s, he’s a gay boy.
00:33:09.79
Jim Phoenix
I know that’s what I was saying. Like, why are you using like the really weird 1980s term for gay?
00:33:11.61
brannyk
No, no, no, no. He’s just more.
00:33:15.08
brannyk
He, I think it goes in and asks for a milk cream, which I still don’t understand what it is, but nobody likes it. And then he finds a worm in his.
00:33:24.56
Jim Phoenix
You don’t know what milk cream is?
00:33:26.07
brannyk
No.
00:33:28.13
Jim Phoenix
You’ve had ice cream, right?
00:33:28.76
Court Court
What?
00:33:29.58
brannyk
Right.
00:33:30.56
Jim Phoenix
There you go.
00:33:32.21
brannyk
No, there’s like soda in it or something.
00:33:34.46
Jim Phoenix
Right. It’s like a fucking float.
00:33:36.32
Court Court
No.
00:33:36.73
brannyk
Oh, okay. Well, I didn’t know like, and nobody, nobody down there knew what it was either.
00:33:39.05
Jim Phoenix
Jesus.
00:33:42.42
Jim Phoenix
Oh, down where?
00:33:43.93
Court Court
So is it just milk with ice cream in it?
00:33:46.30
Jim Phoenix
Sure.
00:33:47.15
Court Court
That sounds not good.
00:33:47.40
Jim Phoenix
No, a facade.
00:33:48.77
brannyk
Oh, it’s, so it’s a float. So it’s a float.
00:33:52.73
Jim Phoenix
I don’t know. When was this movie done? about How the fuck? I didn’t watch this movie. How to fuck the fuck do I didn’t want him?
00:33:56.41
brannyk
It’s like early, it’s like early eighties.
00:33:59.32
Jim Phoenix
I was definitely not ordering milk creams in early eighties.
00:34:02.39
brannyk
Yeah, well, he was.
00:34:03.22
Jim Phoenix
That was no things. I was out venturing.
00:34:05.11
brannyk
andnna And he finds a worm in it.
00:34:07.36
Jim Phoenix
so
00:34:08.22
brannyk
And basically, at the end of the movie, there’s worms everywhere. Just lots of worms.
00:34:13.29
Jim Phoenix
Okay. Worms.
00:34:14.22
brannyk
Worms in showers, worms in dirt, worms in houses.
00:34:15.90
Jim Phoenix
Sure.
00:34:18.94
Jim Phoenix
that That’s where worms usually are. Dirt and houses.
00:34:20.87
brannyk
Lots of worms.
00:34:21.61
Court Court
me
00:34:22.37
brannyk
And they eat people to the skeleton.
00:34:25.06
Jim Phoenix
ah
00:34:25.92
Court Court
This kind of reminds me of Slither.
00:34:26.81
brannyk
Yeah.
00:34:28.22
Court Court
Do you remember that movie?
00:34:28.95
brannyk
It’s very reminiscent of it. It’s, but obviously it’s like earlier, but it’s just, it’s goofy and and silly and just very good.
00:34:30.59
Court Court
he
00:34:34.45
Jim Phoenix
Slither the great song Who’s in this one is it Joel or Mike or Mike that’s young well Everyone was younger We think about they’re all fucking tears.
00:34:42.81
brannyk
It’s Mike, but it’s a young Mike. And again, it’s, it’s a, I guess so.
00:34:45.48
Court Court
oh
00:34:50.44
brannyk
Yeah.
00:34:51.82
Jim Phoenix
There’s a tape show from like the 90s. It’s like, you know, it’s
00:34:53.85
brannyk
I guess so. Let me, I’m trying to find the episode it was, but anyway, it doesn’t matter.
00:34:55.59
Jim Phoenix
ah through like It’s my goodness deathbed. Like what the fuck? All right. What’s number seven? I guess we’re at.
00:35:03.50
brannyk
So number seven is the screaming skull.
00:35:07.01
Jim Phoenix
Oh, wait.
00:35:07.55
Court Court
Oh, yes.
00:35:08.02
Jim Phoenix
Sorry. What does this call scream? Shout TV.
00:35:11.34
brannyk
It, it just, it just like screams, but it also screams at Shout TV.
00:35:11.82
Jim Phoenix
November today. five hungers
00:35:17.60
Jim Phoenix
Nice. Nice. for November 28th at like 5 a.m. all the way through.
00:35:21.57
brannyk
At like 5 AM, something like that.
00:35:23.34
Jim Phoenix
Or 2 a.m. where it really is.
00:35:27.03
brannyk
Um, but it’s, it’s one of those that a lot of people sleep on, but I really like, I like the writing of it. I actually like it as a movie. It is slow and they do make fun of that, but it’s basically about this woman who had a horrific tragedy in her past.
00:35:43.82
brannyk
And she has a lot of anxiety and she has like problems with mental illness. She falls in love with this guy and this guy basically marries her and they move into the house that he used to live with.
00:35:55.14
Jim Phoenix
Well, it’s so sweet.
00:35:58.44
brannyk
well Well, with his former wife, his wife had passed away in a kind of mysterious way.
00:36:01.86
Jim Phoenix
Oh, oh.
00:36:05.64
brannyk
And as soon as they get there, she starts seeing a lot of spooky stuff.
00:36:06.92
Jim Phoenix
One direct one.
00:36:10.51
brannyk
And so it’s the whole thing. Is it in her mind? Is it a ghost? Is, you know, somebody doing this?
00:36:15.06
Jim Phoenix
We did we watch that one before? It sounds like when one that you guys did it for higher camp. That like I fixated on a fucking toast or refrigerator or some shit.
00:36:22.28
brannyk
No.
00:36:26.50
brannyk
Oh no, that was my thing and it was not, it was, um, Asylum.
00:36:28.71
Jim Phoenix
The silent. Okay. So it’s not that movie then.
00:36:32.09
Court Court
Oh, yeah.
00:36:33.63
brannyk
It’s not that movie.
00:36:34.49
Jim Phoenix
Okay. So what, who’s who’s.
00:36:36.13
brannyk
I think it’s funny. You think all of my movies are like the same.
00:36:37.31
Jim Phoenix
the
00:36:40.28
Jim Phoenix
and I think all movies are the same movies. What’s number, wait, wait, who was in that one, Joel or Mike?
00:36:46.57
brannyk
Oh, I think it was Mike.
00:36:48.33
Jim Phoenix
Okay.
00:36:48.42
brannyk
I think that’s a Mike one too.
00:36:49.39
Jim Phoenix
Okay.
00:36:49.70
brannyk
I tend to lean Mike because he was a little bit more of where I was when I started watching.
00:36:55.69
Jim Phoenix
Number six.
00:36:57.20
brannyk
That was it. Okay.
00:36:58.42
Jim Phoenix
That was. Well, we’re like, we have other guests. We’re like, 10 of them.
00:37:02.19
brannyk
Okay. All right. All right. All right. Number six is the number six is the touch of Satan.
00:37:05.74
Jim Phoenix
Yeah.
00:37:08.72
Jim Phoenix
o
00:37:08.89
brannyk
And it’s about, um, this guy that he’s driving around and he stops to eat lunch at this one place and he meets a girl and I guess they fall in love or whatever, but she’s, she’s a witch or she says she’s a witch and she’s like cursed.
00:37:24.91
Jim Phoenix
and they all
00:37:26.87
brannyk
Um, but this is where the classic line, this is where the fish lives comes from, which is a real line in the movie.
00:37:33.11
Jim Phoenix
The fuck?
00:37:33.94
brannyk
Yeah. It’s tough.
00:37:35.45
Jim Phoenix
Well, how’s that a classic line? That’s the person I ever heard someone say that.
00:37:40.45
brannyk
Yeah, it’s like first new sentences. Yeah, brandy sentence.
00:37:44.39
Jim Phoenix
But why is it a classic line?
00:37:46.65
brannyk
Oh, because no people who like MSD 3K know that line.
00:37:50.80
Jim Phoenix
I like industry 3k. I don’t know that. Who’s the, who’s the dude?
00:37:52.66
brannyk
yeah You don’t know most of it.
00:37:56.27
Jim Phoenix
Who’s a dude? Who’s a dude?
00:37:58.53
brannyk
Who’s the dude?
00:37:59.41
Jim Phoenix
Yeah. Who’s the guy in front?
00:38:01.91
brannyk
Who’s the guy in front? like Oh, oh, I think, I know.
00:38:02.74
Jim Phoenix
Is it Joel? Is it Mike? Is it Jonah?
00:38:04.43
Court Court
I just want a weird way to ask that question.
00:38:07.71
Jim Phoenix
like who It’s all I care about, like, who’s the dude?
00:38:10.56
brannyk
It’s Mike, it’s Mike. I feel like I’m attacked for liking Mike.
00:38:12.84
Jim Phoenix
Yeah, I don’t fucking watch Mike. Mike’s the new dude. Fuck that shit, man.
00:38:16.97
brannyk
No, Jonah’s the new dude.
00:38:19.67
Jim Phoenix
Trust me. Jonah’s the new dude. This shit’s canceled. Okay, that’s all I can say.
00:38:26.51
brannyk
Jonah’s fine, he’s fine, he’s fine.
00:38:27.89
Jim Phoenix
Yes, sir. yeah yeah sir sir i Yeah.
00:38:29.71
brannyk
I like to have a lance.
00:38:31.39
Jim Phoenix
Yeah. Yeah.
00:38:32.44
brannyk
Okay, so that’s that’s where we are.
00:38:32.51
Jim Phoenix
Yeah. Yeah.
00:38:34.77
Jim Phoenix
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:38:35.77
brannyk
Yay.
00:38:35.85
Jim Phoenix
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:38:42.77
Jim Phoenix
i think
00:38:42.80
brannyk
Yay!
00:38:44.19
Jim Phoenix
just because that’s what you know the chat but said i would like no court Yeah.
00:38:49.70
Court Court
Yes. Okay. Well, one that I have that we talked about last time was I accuse my parents, which Brandy is not a big fan of, but I think it’s really fun.
00:39:06.17
brannyk
i do I just said it’s like a poor man’s like reefer madness is all I said.
00:39:11.26
Court Court
Yeah, the movie is not good, but the the episode itself is great.
00:39:12.90
Jim Phoenix
I liked that one.
00:39:17.27
Court Court
And so it’s basically um like a teenager who is 30 years old, like, played a role. know
00:39:24.33
Jim Phoenix
Luke Perry syndrome.
00:39:25.00
brannyk
They just looked old back then, okay?
00:39:27.73
Court Court
Dear Lord, they didn’t have microplastics just in their body.
00:39:28.21
Jim Phoenix
No, it was smoking.
00:39:34.11
Court Court
So he gets caught up. Well, the movie starts with him in court and he had a…
00:39:41.03
Jim Phoenix
Him and you.
00:39:42.23
brannyk
yeah Oh my goodness.
00:39:42.69
Court Court
Yes.
00:39:44.24
Jim Phoenix
Oh God, this took a weird twist.
00:39:45.59
Court Court
Very old.
00:39:46.34
Jim Phoenix
One.
00:39:49.32
Court Court
but he
00:39:52.05
Court Court
so okay The judge like asks him to like make a statement and he says he accuses his parents of committing murder and being part of like a gang.
00:40:02.80
Court Court
and so then He kind of goes into this very long story that’s kind of slow. and just
00:40:08.40
brannyk
It’s like a Reddit post.
00:40:10.23
Court Court
yeah too long did it read a
00:40:12.17
brannyk
It’s like a ah bust of Reddit post.
00:40:14.07
Court Court
yes
00:40:15.83
Jim Phoenix
TLDR.
00:40:15.88
Court Court
But the episode itself is funny because it starts out with them watching just a random farming ah documentary about how people get their food from the South to like Western America.
00:40:31.48
Court Court
And and’s so that was very cute and then they just kind of actually go into the actual movie and have a bunch of random skits like they have like an art therapy course. And Joel is the main guy for this one.
00:40:45.81
Jim Phoenix
Damn right. That’s what I know it.
00:40:46.64
Court Court
Yeah.
00:40:47.75
Jim Phoenix
That’s what’s a good one because Joel’s in it.
00:40:48.73
Court Court
he
00:40:50.82
Jim Phoenix
Nice seeing that one.
00:40:50.62
Court Court
Yeah and he um and they also do like a reenactment of ah a club scene with Gypsy um or sorry is her name just do they change her name or okay okay cool yeah so she’s like the singer basically and um it’s fun I don’t know it’s it’s a good time and it’s really not a good movie I don’t think I’ll ever actually watch the movie on its own but I think I would watch the episode
00:41:02.07
brannyk
Nope, it’s it’s still gypsy.
00:41:07.37
Jim Phoenix
Nice.
00:41:16.02
Jim Phoenix
You should, you should watch both. Court, you should get the farming one too.
00:41:19.73
Court Court
yeah that one i ah yeah it was like 50s farming kind of interesting
00:41:23.88
Jim Phoenix
You put that shit on for your boyfriend or fiance and say, this is what I’m into now. Just like straight face it.
00:41:32.34
Jim Phoenix
Yeah, this is what you want to do for your birthday.
00:41:34.09
brannyk
It’s like the new ASMR, you know?
00:41:34.17
Jim Phoenix
yeah You know, you start playing this video.
00:41:38.72
Jim Phoenix
Let’s ASMR around. Ask them, we’re off. Oh, yuck. So I, I liked that one.
00:41:45.98
Court Court
um the yeah
00:41:47.37
Jim Phoenix
So court, you, this is one of your, one of your favorites. I agree. That’s a great, I love that episode. That’s one of the ones when you were saying like, I actually remembered unlike Brannax.
00:41:58.17
Jim Phoenix
I have no clue what the fuck Brannax was talking about.
00:42:02.26
brannyk
That’s, that’s usually what happens.
00:42:02.48
Jim Phoenix
Court has taste court has good taste.
00:42:05.02
Court Court
yeah you are oh that’s what i wanted to watch yeah
00:42:05.80
brannyk
I’m ahead of my time.
00:42:06.90
Jim Phoenix
That’s why.
00:42:07.96
brannyk
I’m ahead of my time.
00:42:09.24
Jim Phoenix
Uh, okay. Brannax what’s your number five?
00:42:12.45
brannyk
My number five is devil doll.
00:42:15.97
Jim Phoenix
Huh? Devil doll.
00:42:18.00
brannyk
It’s, it’s really fun.
00:42:19.38
Jim Phoenix
Who’s in it?
00:42:19.40
brannyk
It’s based.
00:42:20.84
Jim Phoenix
You know, the, was it Mike?
00:42:23.17
brannyk
I only have two with Joel. Okay.
00:42:25.98
Jim Phoenix
Any of Jonah? Any of Jonah?
00:42:29.04
brannyk
Uh, no.
00:42:30.42
Jim Phoenix
Very telling.
00:42:32.11
brannyk
I almost put Avalanche down because I really like that one.
00:42:34.92
Jim Phoenix
ah
00:42:37.33
brannyk
But it’s also like I have to gauge this on how many, like how often I watch these too. So yeah, so I’ve watched more of the older ones much more because I’ve had more time with them.
00:42:50.16
Jim Phoenix
Cause they’re better. Like you say that they’re arguably better than without time.
00:42:51.37
brannyk
Anyway, so Devil’d All. So Devil’d All is about ah this ventriloquist and his dummy. And ah the ventriloquist hypnotizes this one lady because he wants to, I don’t know, kidnap her or whatever.
00:43:09.51
brannyk
And basically the dummy is actually somebody who used to be his assistant and he put he transferred he did a chucky move.
00:43:17.02
Jim Phoenix
All right.
00:43:17.59
brannyk
He transferred the soul into the dummy.
00:43:19.84
Jim Phoenix
Well, that’s been, that’s been forever. Like the little dummies, the talents of Wayne Cheyenne did it for Dr.
00:43:25.40
brannyk
Exactly.
00:43:25.61
Jim Phoenix
Who and, you know,
00:43:25.92
brannyk
Yeah. And it’s just, it’s really fun.
00:43:27.07
Court Court
No, I’m not.
00:43:28.44
brannyk
It’s really, it’s black and white.
00:43:29.96
Jim Phoenix
yeah.
00:43:30.12
brannyk
It’s like half British, I think, cause it was like a British production with some like Americans in it, but it’s, it’s really funny. It’s just very silly and it has ventriloquist dummies, which I kind of like.
00:43:44.69
Court Court
I love the truly close stuff.
00:43:46.53
brannyk
Yeah. They’re fun, right?
00:43:48.14
Court Court
Yes.
00:43:48.78
Jim Phoenix
See, but that makes me wonder.
00:43:51.02
brannyk
It’s like dolls for boys.
00:43:52.52
Court Court
Yes.
00:43:52.78
Jim Phoenix
Well, while this very. Gender is for you.
00:43:58.48
brannyk
I’m just saying it’s like, it’s the acceptable boy doll to have.
00:44:03.06
Jim Phoenix
Those were human, by the way, that’s the acceptable way down.
00:44:03.99
brannyk
No, like in your, in your thirties to 50.
00:44:04.59
Court Court
Oh, yeah.
00:44:09.67
Jim Phoenix
Still, I guess.
00:44:11.07
brannyk
That’s, I mean, there’s magic about 10 bucks.
00:44:12.01
Jim Phoenix
You know, watch my he meant question would make right now about 10 bucks. They don’t want to make that much. Yeah.
00:44:17.01
brannyk
Yeah.
00:44:17.47
Jim Phoenix
Star Wars, however. Back to show the park.
00:44:20.14
brannyk
And devil dolls as well.
00:44:21.57
Jim Phoenix
Double dolls all over.
00:44:21.82
Court Court
did
00:44:23.23
Jim Phoenix
Did they make any type of reference to the puppets on the show? Because it could be a meta expiration.
00:44:31.70
brannyk
No, no, because the puppets on the show are real, quote unquote, real people.
00:44:33.27
Jim Phoenix
Now they missed that fucking. Their puppets, their real puppets. Yeah, the puppets are show our fucking puppets, though, man.
00:44:39.78
brannyk
But they’re, but they’re not, they’re characters.
00:44:42.19
Jim Phoenix
I’m pretty sure they are.
00:44:43.00
brannyk
I think that’s where the line is drawn, is that they don’t, honestly, looking back, they don’t really do a lot of like, fourth wall kind of humor.
00:44:46.73
Jim Phoenix
No KFA, but it’s just.
00:44:53.03
brannyk
There’s no, there’s no like, there’s, there’s really no like,
00:44:54.83
Jim Phoenix
They couldn’t afford it back then. It’s a fucking cardboard box.
00:44:59.92
brannyk
You know, like, oh, we’re just playing with puppets. Like it’s always very serious. Like this is Crow. This is Tom. This is Kambad. This is Gypsy. These are the nano, nanobytes.
00:45:12.48
Jim Phoenix
the The what?
00:45:13.87
brannyk
Nanobytes?
00:45:14.27
Jim Phoenix
The nanobytes.
00:45:15.59
brannyk
Yeah.
00:45:16.27
Jim Phoenix
The fuck’s that?
00:45:17.05
brannyk
I think they’re called the nanobyte, but they’re really, really, really, really tiny.
00:45:19.89
Jim Phoenix
ah
00:45:20.65
brannyk
And they did Mike’s hair twice.
00:45:23.22
Jim Phoenix
Oh, a mic thing.
00:45:23.32
brannyk
Once for the girl in gold boots and then once for
00:45:24.44
Jim Phoenix
there oh Yeah.
00:45:29.40
brannyk
i don’t know they gave him the dry look i’m trying to think of what movie that was rude rude rude i love mike
00:45:31.21
Jim Phoenix
Well, it’s a mic movie. Joe is a, our Jim’s a hater today, man.
00:45:36.69
Court Court
you
00:45:38.79
Jim Phoenix
Jim’s a hater. Jim’s a hater. So court, what’s okay with one what’s your what’s your next one? What’s your next one, court?
00:45:46.23
Court Court
My next one, I’ll do Jack Frost, which is a riff tracks one.
00:45:49.36
Jim Phoenix
Ooh.
00:45:52.17
Court Court
What was that sound?
00:45:55.92
Jim Phoenix
Riff tracks.
00:45:57.57
Court Court
ah It’s a…
00:45:59.48
brannyk
Oh, wait, wait, wait. Was it the Riftrax one or was it the…
00:46:02.19
Court Court
sorry. No, the MST3K one.
00:46:04.20
Jim Phoenix
Aha.
00:46:04.29
brannyk
Okay, I was gonna say, I was gonna say, there’s two very big differences with that one.
00:46:06.17
Court Court
Yes.
00:46:09.17
Court Court
Not bad. oh
00:46:11.73
brannyk
One has a snowman in a bathtub and one does not.
00:46:16.97
Court Court
The one I picked is the the Soviet one. that the house Yes, yeah.
00:46:19.37
brannyk
Okay, yes, so so Jack Frost the of the MST3K.
00:46:24.75
Court Court
It’s pretty much just a Soviet romantic fantasy film.
00:46:28.22
Jim Phoenix
Oh.
00:46:29.25
Court Court
Full fit love story. And there’s a bunch of fun things like a Baba Yaga, which apparently I’ve saying that wrong, but I don’t know.
00:46:34.84
brannyk
hair Oh, are we?
00:46:37.57
Court Court
oh so So sorry.
00:46:39.18
Jim Phoenix
Baba.
00:46:42.82
brannyk
Sorry, Russo finish people.
00:46:42.63
Court Court
I don’t know. Yeah.
00:46:48.46
Court Court
um and it’s like it i don’t it’s hard to summarize it
00:46:52.22
Jim Phoenix
Really?
00:46:53.69
brannyk
It’s okay. So this is actually my favorite MST 3K of all time.
00:46:56.84
Jim Phoenix
really
00:46:57.44
Court Court
oh
00:46:58.84
brannyk
Yes. It’s just, it’s a very beautiful production with lots of beautiful coloring and cats, apparently, and um and costumes.
00:47:03.44
Court Court
not
00:47:13.72
brannyk
And it’s just, it’s so beautiful. It’s very, exactly. You just love looking at it. And um basically it’s about this girl who is ah just a good hearted person in a really shit situation.
00:47:29.63
brannyk
Cause her dad is a fucking pussy and won’t like stand up to her stepmom who fucking abuses her.
00:47:38.03
brannyk
So they dump her into the woods to die.
00:47:38.20
Jim Phoenix
French people always like that. Nice!
00:47:42.87
brannyk
And that’s where she meets Jack Frost.
00:47:47.38
Court Court
Yeah.
00:47:48.40
brannyk
But there’s a guy who turns into a bear, um, which honestly, now you can say like, if you would rather meet a bear or meet a man in the woods, you could say both and get this guy.
00:48:01.90
Jim Phoenix
Oh, I remember that was a thing now.
00:48:03.07
brannyk
So, uh, you know, women are still scared um of men.
00:48:05.14
Jim Phoenix
How did that turn out for people? Okay.
00:48:10.56
Jim Phoenix
A matter of bears.
00:48:12.38
Court Court
so most Oh yeah.
00:48:13.54
brannyk
That was the whole thing. most A lot of women said they would rather meet a bear on a dessert hiking path than a bit than a man because they’re afraid of men.
00:48:24.80
Jim Phoenix
I, I think a lot of people are lying or being very weird about shit.
00:48:29.36
Court Court
I don’t know.
00:48:31.01
Jim Phoenix
Would you, since sincerely wait, wait, wait.
00:48:31.06
brannyk
ah
00:48:32.93
Jim Phoenix
You’d rather meet a fucking wild bear who will absolutely fuck you up. No doubt.
00:48:41.52
Court Court
It depends on the bear.
00:48:42.01
Jim Phoenix
Or a dude who may or may not be able to fuck you up.
00:48:44.85
brannyk
Look, i just want a I just want to meet ah a very furry and well-built gay man on the trail. I would rather do that than a straight dude.
00:48:53.10
Jim Phoenix
Who would definitely still
00:48:55.84
Court Court
Yes.
00:48:57.67
brannyk
He seems like much more fun.
00:48:59.71
Jim Phoenix
oh
00:49:00.41
brannyk
so um But this movie is just, it’s really fun. It has knitting in it, which is an easy sell for me. um And yeah, it has the Baba Yaga and her house, her like chicken house.
00:49:09.68
Jim Phoenix
And Joel. And Joel.
00:49:11.76
Court Court
Yes.
00:49:14.18
brannyk
And, um, it’s just fun. It’s a great, there’s a singing in it out of nowhere.
00:49:21.36
Court Court
I like the costumes too.
00:49:22.80
brannyk
The costumes are so pretty.
00:49:24.24
Court Court
It’s just really pretty.
00:49:26.12
brannyk
And then you go to Jack Frost house, which is like this like Christmasy, like magic house where it’s just beautiful and has beautiful coloring and
00:49:37.06
Jim Phoenix
Is this the Michael Keaton one?
00:49:39.04
brannyk
No, this is that’s why i I, no, this is not either the Michael Keaton one, the horror one.
00:49:44.31
Jim Phoenix
Are there porn one?
00:49:45.49
brannyk
It’s not the horror one. This is the one that nobody knows.
00:49:49.33
Jim Phoenix
yeah
00:49:50.99
brannyk
But yeah, so I agree with you, Court Court. I love Jack Frost.
00:49:54.70
Jim Phoenix
So that was your number one and that was nice.
00:49:55.53
brannyk
That’s, yeah.
00:49:57.38
Jim Phoenix
And if it’s number one favor, it should be your number one.
00:49:57.87
brannyk
Well, yeah, that’s that’s my won number one favorite, but I wouldn’t consider it horror. It’s not my favorite horror, though.
00:50:08.44
Jim Phoenix
Uh, so who’s in that one? Is that Joel?
00:50:12.46
Court Court
yes
00:50:13.41
Jim Phoenix
And that’s why it’s your favorite. Huh?
00:50:15.15
brannyk
No, it’s Mike.
00:50:16.82
Court Court
Is it?
00:50:17.83
brannyk
It’s Mike. It’s Mike.
00:50:18.72
Jim Phoenix
Oh, yeah.
00:50:19.62
Court Court
Wait, can I fact check myself for a sec?
00:50:21.40
brannyk
Yes, go, go fact check. And at the end of this episode, we’ll reveal.
00:50:25.36
Jim Phoenix
Turn the camera back on.
00:50:27.21
Court Court
yeah
00:50:29.33
Jim Phoenix
So as court court fact checks herself.
00:50:33.09
brannyk
There’s an Andrea Dworkin joke in there that I didn’t understand until I was much older. And that’s why I like Mystery Science Theater too is because it gives you like Noam Chomsky’s jokes and Andrea Dworkin jokes and all these things that you don’t understand until you’re much older and you’re like, Oh, I get it now.
00:50:51.90
Jim Phoenix
Do you?
00:50:52.30
Court Court
Oh, you’re riding his bike.
00:50:52.59
brannyk
Yeah.
00:50:53.25
Court Court
My bad. Sorry.
00:50:54.78
Jim Phoenix
There’s my, okay.
00:50:54.80
Court Court
Joel was a writer on it. Maybe that’s why I got confused.
00:50:56.65
Jim Phoenix
Ah, there you go.
00:50:57.41
brannyk
Okay.
00:50:57.86
Jim Phoenix
Uh, still has the gel influence in it. That’s all it matters. So Brannock, what’s her number four?
00:51:03.44
brannyk
I’m shaking my head. Yeah.
00:51:05.50
Jim Phoenix
Four.
00:51:05.53
brannyk
Number four is, um, and this one is a quintessential one. Most people will tell you it’s the final sacrifice.
00:51:14.07
Jim Phoenix
Nope.
00:51:14.55
Court Court
Oh, yes.
00:51:16.15
Jim Phoenix
My chat bot said I did not like that one.
00:51:16.17
brannyk
Yeah. Oh, okay. Well, it’s about a cult.
00:51:19.90
Jim Phoenix
Who’s in it? Oh, well, it’s a component cult.
00:51:23.11
brannyk
Um, actually I’m going to have to look, I think it’s a make one, but I’m going to, um, but huh?
00:51:27.46
Jim Phoenix
ah real
00:51:29.24
Court Court
It’s Canadian.
00:51:33.32
Court Court
It’s Canadian too.
00:51:33.64
Jim Phoenix
That’s even worse than.
00:51:34.79
brannyk
Yes, it’s Canadian, yeah. So it’s about basically, it’s it has this kid that looks like the whiniest, most punchable kid in the world.
00:51:40.70
Jim Phoenix
It’s a boot.
00:51:45.00
Court Court
He’s not cute.
00:51:46.14
Jim Phoenix
No, no, no, no, that motherfucker was already on Joe Bob Riggs.
00:51:49.42
brannyk
No, like he…
00:51:50.96
Jim Phoenix
Oh no, if you’ve seen that shit, you want to punch that fucker too.
00:51:52.60
brannyk
Oh, well are you talking about Bob?
00:51:54.52
Jim Phoenix
Fuck Bob.
00:51:55.85
brannyk
I know. See, do you see how this is? I don’t even watch it and I knew exactly who you’re talking about.
00:52:00.82
Jim Phoenix
The memetic of it, yeah.
00:52:02.40
brannyk
Yeah, but this kid, he’s a teenager, he’s whiny, he’s trying to find out why his parents are dead, and it basically is because of this cult.
00:52:10.06
Jim Phoenix
Because they fucking kill themselves with living with him. Oh, wait, what? Ooh, that was after Thanksgiving, y’all.
00:52:14.83
brannyk
that was That was rough, yeah. That was rough. Love your kids, even though they’re whiny bitches.
00:52:20.93
Jim Phoenix
Hey, don’t tell people what they should do or not.
00:52:22.28
brannyk
Allegedly.
00:52:24.81
Jim Phoenix
Don’t love your kids. It’s your, it’s your choice.
00:52:27.27
brannyk
No, love your kids, even if they’re whiny bitches. Anyway, this has, um, Ross Dower in it, which everybody loves.
00:52:31.43
Jim Phoenix
yeah
00:52:33.84
brannyk
He’s like this Canadian hero who’s like, uh, drinks, uh, beers and throws them in the back of his car. I think he lives in his truck, but I’m not a hundred percent sure.
00:52:44.45
brannyk
He has laundry in his truck.
00:52:44.36
Court Court
you
00:52:46.01
brannyk
I know that.
00:52:47.15
Jim Phoenix
The actor or the.
00:52:49.43
brannyk
Both.
00:52:50.23
Jim Phoenix
The…
00:52:51.48
brannyk
It’s Canadian.
00:52:52.10
Jim Phoenix
character?
00:52:53.82
brannyk
Um, and basically it’s about this kid trying to fit, figure it out.
00:52:54.22
Jim Phoenix
ah This is nothing.
00:52:58.55
brannyk
And then them finding this lost civilization out of nowhere. Um, but it’s, it’s so funny. It’s so fun. There’s references to football that I don’t understand, but that’s okay.
00:53:13.33
brannyk
I don’t need to. Um,
00:53:16.63
Jim Phoenix
Okay. So it’s Canadian.
00:53:18.94
brannyk
yeah.
00:53:19.02
Jim Phoenix
Give me a scale between things and ginger snaps. Where would this movie lie?
00:53:24.63
brannyk
between what and Ginger Snaps?
00:53:26.75
Jim Phoenix
Things, which is like a a shit fucking movie and ginger snaps, which is basically Kino for Canada.
00:53:34.55
brannyk
Ginger Snaps is great. I love Ginger Snaps.
00:53:37.11
Jim Phoenix
i asked some my Oh, right.
00:53:38.77
brannyk
This is from the early, I mean, it’s bad, but it’s a funny bad.
00:53:39.08
Jim Phoenix
This movie.
00:53:43.83
Jim Phoenix
Okay. So at least it’s funny, bad. So it’s better than things, but worse than ginger snaps.
00:53:45.45
brannyk
Oh, it’s funny bad. It’s very funny bad.
00:53:48.71
Jim Phoenix
Okay.
00:53:49.12
brannyk
Like they have cultists that like, for some reason are just like, chainsawing through doors instead of like kicking them down or whatever.
00:53:58.19
Jim Phoenix
It’s Anna. It’s impolite to kick a door down.
00:54:00.59
Court Court
I was like, yay.
00:54:01.82
brannyk
There’s a lot of Canadian jokes with this one. A lot of Canadian jokes.
00:54:04.87
Jim Phoenix
Strange group court court.
00:54:07.17
brannyk
So.
00:54:07.42
Jim Phoenix
Have you seen this one?
00:54:10.29
brannyk
Court, have you seen this one?
00:54:10.37
Jim Phoenix
Have you seen it?
00:54:11.75
Court Court
No, I haven’t.
00:54:13.35
Jim Phoenix
We should, we should watch this.
00:54:14.11
Court Court
I want to now.
00:54:16.47
Jim Phoenix
Yeah, it sounds good.
00:54:17.61
brannyk
It’s it’s very funny.
00:54:19.45
Jim Phoenix
And that’s your number three, four.
00:54:21.65
brannyk
That’s my number four.
00:54:22.83
Jim Phoenix
Well, okay. Kork Kork, lay it on me. What’s yours?
00:54:24.98
Court Court
Let’s see.
00:54:29.14
Court Court
okay the next the next one i have is bardemic so it’s a riff tracks live the imaging so i’ve seen both the actual movie and the riff tracks um and the movie is kind of hard to get through but it’s it’s fine it just drags for way too long than it should be
00:54:29.39
Jim Phoenix
As you can tell, the Jimbo is not saying anything.
00:54:35.62
brannyk
Ooh.
00:54:35.85
Jim Phoenix
Bird damage.
00:54:50.19
brannyk
Yeah.
00:54:53.14
brannyk
A lot of driving.
00:54:55.82
Court Court
Yes, so much better.
00:54:57.65
Jim Phoenix
Oh, God.
00:54:58.13
brannyk
So much driving.
00:54:59.81
Jim Phoenix
Oh, God.
00:55:00.27
Court Court
It could have been better as a short, I think. But it’s good. So it’s basically just a rip off of the birds, but they’re like, yes, yes, it’s like all about global warming.
00:55:08.70
brannyk
With an environmental message, though.
00:55:11.68
Jim Phoenix
Oh, so it’s faces of death.
00:55:12.45
brannyk
But if you blink, you’ll miss it.
00:55:13.77
Jim Phoenix
OK.
00:55:15.04
brannyk
I’m kidding. They like really dig it in.
00:55:16.59
Court Court
And they’re like, not like, it’s not at all.
00:55:20.51
brannyk
They’re not subtle. No.
00:55:22.35
Jim Phoenix
Is there a guy singing a song on guitar as people die around them?
00:55:26.82
Court Court
um you know they probably like filmed it and cut it out i would have oh yes yeah well then there was also weird hotel scene too
00:55:30.73
brannyk
I don’t think so. But there is there is a song in there which is hanging out with your family.
00:55:37.40
Jim Phoenix
oh
00:55:38.01
brannyk
and having yourselves a good time.
00:55:40.06
Jim Phoenix
oh
00:55:40.70
brannyk
Do you remember that court court?
00:55:41.91
Jim Phoenix
so yeah
00:55:43.45
brannyk
They went to a club? I think that was in…
00:55:46.14
Jim Phoenix
And a club they’re playing that song in the club
00:55:47.29
brannyk
Yeah. Well, it’s a life…
00:55:52.46
brannyk
There is a sex scene, but with a bathing suit on.
00:55:55.44
Court Court
Oh, yes. Yeah, she had a bathing suit on and he had like his white tank top, I think, and jeans on.
00:55:57.44
Jim Phoenix
So what’s a Mormon?
00:56:00.92
Court Court
And so they had signs where they were still wearing everything after.
00:56:04.83
brannyk
Clothes.
00:56:07.34
Court Court
So I don’t know how fun that was for both of them.
00:56:10.17
Jim Phoenix
I’m not your buddy friend.
00:56:11.03
brannyk
And there’s like, it’s one of those movies where everybody is connected because he has a buddy and she has a friend and oh my gosh, they’re dating and we didn’t know that.
00:56:16.76
Court Court
Yeah.
00:56:22.34
brannyk
um He also makes a million dollar deal after um giving them half off.
00:56:22.38
Court Court
It’s so important.
00:56:26.32
Court Court
Oh my god, yes.
00:56:29.65
brannyk
So he could have made two million dollars, but instead he just made one million.
00:56:33.99
Jim Phoenix
Wait, what? Like half off from two to one mill.
00:56:38.88
brannyk
Yeah, yeah, but he, yeah.
00:56:41.43
Jim Phoenix
This is the fucking producer roller gator.
00:56:44.02
brannyk
No, here’s the thing. The director and writer actually used to work in the tech industry. So you think he would know.
00:56:50.84
Court Court
Oh, yeah, a little bit more.
00:56:52.16
brannyk
That’s probably not, probably not.
00:56:54.92
Jim Phoenix
Yeah, but they lost all their money in it so that they weren’t good at it.
00:56:56.92
brannyk
Apparently, um the guy cannot say solar panels to save his soul.
00:57:01.97
Jim Phoenix
That’s a fucking hard word, dude.
00:57:02.03
Court Court
No! Oh my, I remember that!
00:57:04.65
Jim Phoenix
Veteran, horror, solar pal.
00:57:05.70
brannyk
So pence, so pence.
00:57:07.47
Jim Phoenix
Oh, fuck, solar pal.
00:57:07.67
Court Court
That was so precious!
00:57:08.98
brannyk
So play.
00:57:10.23
Jim Phoenix
So I don’t fucking, I can’t talk.
00:57:10.35
brannyk
Let’s try to save veterans.
00:57:13.73
Jim Phoenix
Fuck off. Fack.
00:57:17.33
brannyk
ah But it’s a it’s a great movie.
00:57:19.07
Jim Phoenix
That’s what it is.
00:57:21.95
brannyk
And I love how it’s half of it is absolutely boring, redundant romance with robots.
00:57:21.99
Court Court
Ew!
00:57:28.61
Court Court
Yeah.
00:57:29.52
brannyk
I think they’re both robotic. and And then suddenly they’re screaming birds.
00:57:35.98
Court Court
ah here Yeah, they’re like ugly seagulls.
00:57:36.68
Jim Phoenix
ah
00:57:37.05
brannyk
And they look like really bad gifts like really and eagles and I think so but there’s no practical effects at all no nothing nothing nothing but this this drive this uh director was so
00:57:43.59
Court Court
no Yeah, a couple vultures, I think.
00:57:44.22
Jim Phoenix
Ugly seagull.
00:57:47.92
Court Court
hello
00:57:48.15
Jim Phoenix
It’s Steven’s brother. Ugly seagull. He’s practically no effects. None.
00:57:58.25
Court Court
lots of gi quote that be me i’m a big bird girl
00:58:07.28
brannyk
great and gracious of this film. He used to drive around like LA with birds on his car to promote this movie.
00:58:17.86
Jim Phoenix
Yeah, it looks like mean as fuck to the birds.
00:58:19.61
brannyk
I mean, bless, I would do that.
00:58:22.00
Jim Phoenix
You would take birds to your fucking car and drive around LA.
00:58:22.42
Court Court
you
00:58:24.62
brannyk
Yeah, yeah.
00:58:24.53
Court Court
So he was the director, writer, and producer of this movie.
00:58:29.29
brannyk
Yeah.
00:58:29.37
Jim Phoenix
Oh, can’t wait for that one.
00:58:29.75
Court Court
But he was very passionate about it.
00:58:31.65
brannyk
Also, he did another movie that they did on riff tracks, too.
00:58:35.47
Court Court
Oh, which one?
00:58:36.36
Jim Phoenix
Oh, I think that is just a song.
00:58:37.22
brannyk
I think it was something in Diane. I don’t want to say Jack and Diane, but maybe it was Jack and Diane.
00:58:42.55
Court Court
Julie and Jack?
00:58:44.34
brannyk
Julie and Jack.
00:58:47.07
Court Court
There’s also one.
00:58:47.34
Jim Phoenix
or not Diane was so fucking never, you know, it’s something in Diane as a gym, not gym, not gym. No, I don’t know.
00:58:53.59
brannyk
Is it Julie and Jack?
00:58:55.52
Jim Phoenix
Zombie and Fred.
00:58:55.55
Court Court
I’ll just look out the Wikipedia.
00:58:57.98
brannyk
Yeah, it is. What is Jack? Oh, Jack and Diane is a gay movie.
00:59:01.44
Court Court
Oh, nice. There’s also that Jack and Jill, the Adam Sandler movie.
00:59:02.48
brannyk
Sorry.
00:59:05.18
brannyk
Yeah.
00:59:08.95
brannyk
Yeah, Jacket Diane is a horror um gay movie.
00:59:11.37
Jim Phoenix
Okay.
00:59:11.83
brannyk
Sorry.
00:59:12.32
Jim Phoenix
What?
00:59:13.09
Court Court
That sounds fun.
00:59:13.66
Jim Phoenix
Ms33k, so court that was yours box. What’s your number of three?
00:59:16.67
Court Court
Yes.
00:59:18.59
brannyk
My number three is Hobgoblins.
00:59:20.73
Court Court
What?
00:59:21.52
Jim Phoenix
Oh, according to my list, I might like that one.
00:59:21.49
Court Court
Yes.
00:59:25.60
brannyk
I think you would not, but I enjoy it a lot.
00:59:29.12
Jim Phoenix
Oh, I will not like that one.
00:59:29.57
Court Court
There’s some of you.
00:59:31.48
Jim Phoenix
Well, according to my list is being played on November 28th on Shout TV.
00:59:31.60
brannyk
um
00:59:35.65
brannyk
It is. It is.
00:59:36.48
Court Court
Whoa.
00:59:36.91
brannyk
And it’s gonna be so much fun. What time is it gonna play again?
00:59:40.32
Jim Phoenix
Oh, I don’t know.
00:59:40.44
brannyk
Nine?
00:59:41.72
Court Court
Oh.
00:59:42.30
brannyk
Nine? Nine o’clock? Nine?
00:59:44.62
Court Court
What did you see? Shut up.
00:59:47.65
brannyk
Yeah, he’s mean.
00:59:48.02
Jim Phoenix
I’m just giving shout TV from like, whatever to whatever.
00:59:48.52
Court Court
That’s so So mean.
00:59:50.09
brannyk
He’s so mean to me. Okay, so it was made, it was directed, written, produced by Rick Sloan, ah who is also the seminar and cinematographer and editor.
01:00:01.86
brannyk
So basically, this is the most 80s movie that you could ever get. It’s like every, it’s basically a ripoff of Gremlins.
01:00:07.86
Jim Phoenix
Beta.
01:00:12.02
brannyk
um
01:00:12.35
Jim Phoenix
Woo, hobgoblins, gremlins, critters, ghoulies.
01:00:12.36
Court Court
Yes. Hello, grem women.
01:00:14.95
brannyk
yeah and And it’s basically like this whiny baby man is Working security and he wants to improve like he wants to impress his girlfriend ah who’s like this uptight kind of bitch, but in the whole chaos of this is as he’s like a security guard these hobgoblins get away and Basically what they do is they give you your most intimate fantasy.
01:00:42.94
brannyk
So one of their friends is really into ah phone sex.
01:00:45.76
Jim Phoenix
Oh, ah yeah.
01:00:49.34
brannyk
So so his fantasy comes to life and tries to kill him because that’s the thing about hobgoblins.
01:00:50.43
Jim Phoenix
Aren’t we all? Hey, baby.
01:00:57.41
brannyk
They’ll give you what you want and then they’ll kill you.
01:00:59.78
Jim Phoenix
Hey, just like the election, America.
01:00:59.98
brannyk
um
01:01:01.66
Jim Phoenix
Good luck, bitches.
01:01:01.94
Court Court
Yeah.
01:01:02.66
brannyk
and
01:01:03.02
Jim Phoenix
Sorry.
01:01:03.57
Court Court
Oh, thanks.
01:01:04.43
Jim Phoenix
Too soon.
01:01:05.57
brannyk
too soon it’s like give me 10 years and we can say that joke yeah um but anyway no full erection well oh oh oh
01:01:06.61
Court Court
I’m seeing one.
01:01:09.88
Jim Phoenix
I’ll give you 10 something box.
01:01:10.43
Court Court
Well, it’s not too soon since 2016.
01:01:12.19
Jim Phoenix
Okay. Uh, fully, fully erection. Oh Christ. I’m fucking tired. Well, no, full disclosure. I’ve watched this movie when it came out.
01:01:24.61
Court Court
Oh my god.
01:01:24.97
Jim Phoenix
The actual hobgoblin movie, not the MSU 3k.
01:01:26.63
Court Court
It’s so funny.
01:01:28.01
Jim Phoenix
I’ve actually physically watched this movie from her.
01:01:30.05
Court Court
Why?
01:01:30.82
Jim Phoenix
I rented it.
01:01:31.69
brannyk
Oh, that’s different.
01:01:33.53
Jim Phoenix
I live in a small town court.
01:01:34.75
brannyk
Wow.
01:01:35.45
Jim Phoenix
That’s why there’s like only so many things you’d rent.
01:01:37.34
brannyk
Well, so the the only thing that I think is also very cool about this, which I sincerely, I’m sorry that you had to watch this with the own rip tracks or MST3K.
01:01:38.99
Jim Phoenix
And it was like, just go down the list. Nine, nine cents, nine, nine cents.
01:01:52.98
Jim Phoenix
That’s a great movie.
01:01:54.42
brannyk
But Darren Norris is the club, ah there’s this club scum that’s in the movie. It plays a significant part.
01:02:00.51
Jim Phoenix
come
01:02:02.57
brannyk
um He’s the MC and he is also um a voice actor and was ah Cosmo in the Fairly Odd Parents.
01:02:11.83
Jim Phoenix
Never seen that.
01:02:12.86
Court Court
What?
01:02:13.08
Jim Phoenix
And if you want to see hobgoblins. 3 p.m. on 28th of November on Shout TV at 3 p.m. Eastern New Pacific with Mike Flanagan.
01:02:25.04
Jim Phoenix
Ooh, gotta of see that one. And you can see if Jim had a great childhood or not. As people just freaked out, I’d never seen whatever the fuck the odd parent.
01:02:32.43
brannyk
I’m so glad that you’re here.
01:02:34.86
Jim Phoenix
What was that thing i it never saw before?
01:02:36.77
brannyk
The Fairly Odd Parents.
01:02:37.76
Jim Phoenix
but The fairly odd who? The what now? The fairly…
01:02:40.82
brannyk
See, this is why you’re so old.
01:02:43.27
Jim Phoenix
Who cares?
01:02:43.07
Court Court
Yeah.
01:02:44.15
Jim Phoenix
That’s what I fuckin’ say.
01:02:45.34
brannyk
You’re so old.
01:02:45.65
Jim Phoenix
Yeah, because I didn’t watch like what year was that? 1990, 2020.
01:02:50.50
brannyk
um Let’s see, well, yeah, early 2000s.
01:02:52.19
Court Court
early 2000s.
01:02:55.25
Jim Phoenix
If I saw the fucking.
01:02:56.33
brannyk
There was 172 episodes, 10 seasons.
01:02:58.16
Jim Phoenix
Think about it.
01:03:00.42
Court Court
Wow.
01:03:00.65
Jim Phoenix
I was in Vegas dating starlets. Do you really think I was watching this fucking shit in the early 2000s?
01:03:05.92
Court Court
jesus You should have.
01:03:08.65
brannyk
Like you should have, I think your life choices would have been a bit better.
01:03:11.67
Court Court
Yeah, you could have been married by now.
01:03:12.62
Jim Phoenix
Oh, I’m my life choices got me here. So, but I mean, really, i like, they used to like, we’re talking about, like, Joe Bob or not. We weren’t talking to Joe Bob by the time, but it was Dave Davis.
01:03:24.53
Jim Phoenix
Hey, Monster Vision. Like, no, I was fucking getting laid. Oh, and like what what time to come on? No, darling. and Like Saturday night, Friday night.
01:03:30.88
brannyk
Look, we all couldn’t be a loser like you, Jim, getting laid by like all these sexy women.
01:03:32.86
Jim Phoenix
No. Like, sorry, like.
01:03:37.33
brannyk
Some of us were cool and stayed home and watched Fairly Odd Parents.
01:03:37.70
Jim Phoenix
I know I’m so sorry. I apologize. and Yeah.
01:03:41.38
Court Court
Yeah.
01:03:42.43
Jim Phoenix
Was it on, so it was on, was it on TV in the morning or what was this?
01:03:42.43
Court Court
Unless we’re five years old.
01:03:47.18
Jim Phoenix
I have no idea what the fuck this is.
01:03:47.95
Court Court
There’s a network, right?
01:03:48.30
brannyk
It’s a cartoon.
01:03:50.06
Jim Phoenix
Cartoon.
01:03:50.62
brannyk
Yeah, it’s a cartoon.
01:03:51.61
Jim Phoenix
At what time?
01:03:52.60
brannyk
I don’t know what it was.
01:03:53.25
Jim Phoenix
Like Saturday morning cartoons or like.
01:03:55.42
brannyk
It was like, it was part of Cartoon Network. It was part of their blog.
01:03:58.39
Court Court
See, okay.
01:03:58.73
Jim Phoenix
Heart.
01:03:58.78
brannyk
Oh, Nickelodeon, sorry.
01:04:00.78
Court Court
Yeah, I mixed those up too.
01:04:01.73
Jim Phoenix
I definitely would not have, you think I would have Nickelodeon 2000s? Are you fucking kidding me? No, come on.
01:04:06.72
brannyk
That’s where I lived, but I was also like super young at the time.
01:04:13.51
Jim Phoenix
I was 12.
01:04:13.61
brannyk
Isn’t it funny that some of our writers were probably like born around that time?
01:04:20.05
Court Court
Yes.
01:04:20.31
Jim Phoenix
Yeah. Well, you see funny guys made a drink. Yeah. That’s like, so court court grew up on it. You grew up on this thing. Like odd ball parents, super.
01:04:30.48
Court Court
Well, okay, I didn’t have cable as a kid, so I like watched it occasionally when I was at my grandpa’s house, but like I know what it is.
01:04:37.07
Jim Phoenix
Oh, I wasn’t at your grandpa’s house right there.
01:04:41.71
Court Court
I grew up in Arkansas.
01:04:43.38
Jim Phoenix
or or or court court or was I or was I I did get around a lot in the fucking court little court court here’s ah a cookie and some Twinkies go up in the corner for a while number three
01:04:44.44
brannyk
That would have been weird.
01:04:46.09
Court Court
What?
01:04:47.98
brannyk
He was there.
01:04:49.91
Court Court
Um, I was like six years old. Yeah.
01:05:00.25
Court Court
yeah
01:05:02.55
brannyk
ah
01:05:02.77
Court Court
yeah
01:05:03.58
brannyk
Tampa’s got a date. All right, so that was my number three. I i think it’s funny, again, it’s very 80s. So there’s like lots of 80s attire, music, goofiness, you know, it’s a fun one.
01:05:17.73
Court Court
I wanna watch this one.
01:05:18.23
Jim Phoenix
It’s amazing movie. Yeah.
01:05:20.69
Court Court
So cute.
01:05:21.22
Jim Phoenix
I would actually give that movie like a three, three Cthulhu.
01:05:23.81
brannyk
Yeah, it’s fun.
01:05:24.45
Court Court
That’s not bad.
01:05:24.84
Jim Phoenix
Yeah.
01:05:24.85
brannyk
It’s a fun movie.
01:05:25.27
Jim Phoenix
Honest. Like God, like not even the M3 three K I’ve never seen that part of it, but the movie itself, three could lose.
01:05:30.03
brannyk
Yeah, it’s fun.
01:05:30.48
Court Court
oh
01:05:31.51
Jim Phoenix
That’s sad. I’ve actually seen more movie versions than the actual fucking.
01:05:35.13
brannyk
Yeah, I know, you gotta to get out, bud.
01:05:36.15
Jim Phoenix
But you know what? No, I’m going to catch this shit up on the 28th on shout TV.
01:05:40.56
brannyk
Yeah, hell yeah.
01:05:40.96
Jim Phoenix
Okay. Poor court. Give me one house
01:05:43.21
Court Court
All right, so my next one is House on Haunted Hill.
01:05:46.35
Jim Phoenix
on that one.
01:05:46.17
Court Court
um So this is Rift Tracks.
01:05:46.78
brannyk
Yay.
01:05:49.14
Court Court
So it’s featuring Paul F. Tompkins just for a hot second. So they do like a couple short films that are like 15 minutes long or so.
01:05:58.81
Jim Phoenix
yeah
01:05:58.98
Court Court
So Paul F. Tompkins is featured in the second one.
01:06:06.43
Court Court
He’s an actor.
01:06:06.93
brannyk
He’s fun.
01:06:08.99
Jim Phoenix
he also in like the great parent people With the shits of Bojack what?
01:06:08.98
brannyk
He’s he’s great.
01:06:08.97
Court Court
He has so many things.
01:06:11.43
brannyk
No, he was in a Bojack Horseman.
01:06:12.38
Court Court
no yes yeah that’s yeah he was in um what’s that fucking jack black movie yes i
01:06:16.52
brannyk
Oh my God.
01:06:21.86
Jim Phoenix
Oh, no, no, I did watch Bojack. I didn’t know the name though.
01:06:24.51
brannyk
he he He was very, very, very briefly in There Will Be Blood, which he talks about in his comedy sketches.
01:06:24.58
Jim Phoenix
I did watch Bojack
01:06:32.23
Jim Phoenix
is he All that. like There will be blood with Leonardo.
01:06:33.50
Court Court
love that movie yeah um he’s the demon in
01:06:38.10
brannyk
this is the one where it’s like you know i drink your milkshake that’s there will be one okay he’s great i no
01:06:41.46
Court Court
yeah yeah he always wears suits
01:06:42.19
Jim Phoenix
All right. So it’s, it’s some dude was apparently great.
01:06:51.63
brannyk
he’s he’s a comedian he’s very funny um
01:06:52.15
Jim Phoenix
I think we’re for it.
01:06:57.17
brannyk
Yeah. He’s like, he was, um, he did a, actually a podcast that was like, it was called thrilling adventure hour news in the, like, as a, uh, like a radio show from like the, you know, it was a spoof show from like the twenties thirties.
01:07:12.78
brannyk
And he played as a medium on that with his, you know, fake wife, who was a medium.
01:07:17.64
Court Court
yeah
01:07:17.89
Jim Phoenix
The largest So what’s this episode?
01:07:18.79
brannyk
And it was very funny, thrilling at adventure hour.
01:07:21.07
Court Court
love him yes oh yeah yes yeah he just has like one of those voices you just know
01:07:23.48
brannyk
by the Radio Juice players. He’s very good at um improv.
01:07:25.79
Jim Phoenix
and
01:07:31.08
Jim Phoenix
But he’s not in problem in this M3K.
01:07:32.65
brannyk
He was also on Bob’s Burgers a few times, quite a few times.
01:07:33.04
Jim Phoenix
So he’s not. I never watched Bob’s burgers.
01:07:39.22
brannyk
Yeah, he does. When you see him, when you hear him, you’re like, oh, that’s Paul F.
01:07:42.31
Jim Phoenix
I’m like, Oh, I have no idea who you still are.
01:07:43.75
brannyk
Jenkins.
01:07:43.61
Court Court
My man. yeah
01:07:46.65
Jim Phoenix
You can do all your voices, sir. I have not heard you at all.
01:07:51.05
brannyk
Anyway, he’s he’s a guest there, yes.
01:07:51.48
Court Court
well Yes, so the House at a Haunted Hill, it’s pretty much kind of like a who done it kind of vibe, came out in the 50s.
01:07:58.05
Jim Phoenix
Hmm.
01:08:01.66
brannyk
by William Castle.
01:08:01.59
Court Court
And yes.
01:08:05.13
Jim Phoenix
Is that Vincent Price?
01:08:04.92
Court Court
um
01:08:05.63
brannyk
Shout out to my boy played by Vincent Price.
01:08:09.07
Court Court
And so there’s a millionaire, he invites people to party with him in a house.
01:08:14.67
Jim Phoenix
That’s what I thought. Okay.
01:08:16.39
Court Court
in a house that he’s He’s with his fourth wife named Annabelle, who he think tried to poison him.
01:08:19.17
Jim Phoenix
How is he?
01:08:22.19
Jim Phoenix
Oh, good.
01:08:24.68
Court Court
There’s one funny thing that he makes, like ah one dialogue where he, or sorry, like line, I guess is the word, where he i was like, remember that fight we got into after you poisoned me?
01:08:37.69
Court Court
And it was just so casual. And that was just so vibe of the movie.
01:08:42.32
brannyk
They’re just, they hate each other. They cannot stand each other.
01:08:43.76
Court Court
Yes.
01:08:44.08
Jim Phoenix
no
01:08:45.76
brannyk
But well, and then happen, you know, like, oh, and they’re in the most haunted house in all of America.
01:08:45.85
Jim Phoenix
So it’s, who’s afraid of Virginia Woolf?
01:08:54.62
Court Court
Yes.
01:08:56.51
brannyk
Like, there’s these ghosts that are going to kill them, you know, and they They say that and basically the victim, and when ah like a victim from before, I think, and well, no, it was like the brother, like the brother’s there.
01:09:07.16
Court Court
It’s one of his wives, I think. on Oh.
01:09:11.55
brannyk
Cause remember he’s he has mental problems because he’s fucked up because his brother or sister, I can’t remember, died in the house. And so he’s like, the ghosts are here.
01:09:22.22
brannyk
They’re going to kill us. It’s going to be fucking crazy. I don’t want to be here, but I do like money. And basically all these people come Uh, because they were like, Hey, if you make it through the night, you get money.
01:09:34.23
Jim Phoenix
Right. It’s that old scheme.
01:09:36.80
brannyk
Yeah.
01:09:37.46
Jim Phoenix
And I’ll say this, I’ve watched this movie before too.
01:09:40.15
Court Court
Well, there’s the remake too.
01:09:41.30
brannyk
Yay.
01:09:41.84
Jim Phoenix
I’ve not seen that the riffshacks version, but the movie. yeah So court, did you like the movie? Like you liked the Vincent Price movie. It was a good movie.
01:09:48.89
Court Court
It is a good movie, um so I’ve only actually seen Rift Tracks, but honestly, like it’s just from watching the movie with them as they commentate on it. It’s fun. it’s I really liked the coloring of it and just, well, actually it’s black and white.
01:10:03.26
Court Court
I don’t know what I mean.
01:10:03.80
brannyk
yeah it’s
01:10:05.66
Court Court
Okay, ignore that.
01:10:08.68
brannyk
I really love black and white.
01:10:10.09
Court Court
Yeah, already I I was thinking.
01:10:11.32
Jim Phoenix
Oh, that could be sharpened gradients, you
01:10:13.89
brannyk
I love the color of nothing.
01:10:16.31
Court Court
I got confused for a second.
01:10:19.32
brannyk
you know I was willing to be on on that board because I was like, i know I know they’ve done coloring, but I couldn’t remember if they had because they did like, you know, they’ve colored um
01:10:22.30
Court Court
No.
01:10:28.77
Jim Phoenix
Turner remasterism.
01:10:29.89
brannyk
Yeah, exactly. Like like in a reefer madness, that smoke is different colors.
01:10:30.51
Court Court
Yeah.
01:10:32.34
Jim Phoenix
I don’t think.
01:10:34.96
Jim Phoenix
Reefer madness.
01:10:35.39
Court Court
Oh, yeah.
01:10:37.78
brannyk
But anyway, yeah. So Vincent Price is just, Vincent Price is always a great sell.
01:10:38.64
Court Court
Yeah, but it was fun.
01:10:40.00
Jim Phoenix
This is a good one, then.
01:10:41.10
Court Court
I like a good like little old classic movie. Yeah.
01:10:47.63
Jim Phoenix
um Yeah.
01:10:47.43
Court Court
And, um, I don’t and like they’re just that trend of, um, Hill in like haunted houses, like movies and books and stuff is just, why did they do that?
01:10:54.54
brannyk
Yeah.
01:10:58.39
Court Court
I don’t know.
01:10:58.84
Jim Phoenix
All right.
01:10:58.72
Court Court
Cause you don’t like like haunting of Hill House, um, Shirley Jackson and yeah.
01:11:01.71
brannyk
That’s true. And honestly, um ah you i I think you should probably like it a lot.
01:11:04.02
Jim Phoenix
The Jenny Hills.
01:11:10.89
brannyk
um Joe, Jim, whoever you are, Joe Jim Brose.
01:11:13.87
Jim Phoenix
Jesus Christ.
01:11:15.27
brannyk
I don’t know.
01:11:15.42
Jim Phoenix
What the fuck, kayfabe?
01:11:16.09
Court Court
What?
01:11:16.45
brannyk
I’m getting tired. Anyway, Jim, I think you’d like it because it’s the same director who did 13 Ghosts, the original one.
01:11:20.08
Jim Phoenix
oh
01:11:23.59
Jim Phoenix
The original one. I don’t like the fucking original one. I like.
01:11:27.10
Court Court
What?
01:11:28.23
Jim Phoenix
Remember for me, the the.
01:11:30.09
brannyk
I thought you liked the original one. I thought we were team original one.
01:11:31.77
Jim Phoenix
No, the original one is shit is slow as fuck. The only 13 goes is worth watching as one of Matthew Lillard. And if you want to see Matthew Lillard go on show TV on November 28th at 11 a.m.
01:11:39.67
brannyk
Oh.
01:11:47.25
Jim Phoenix
Eastern 8 a.m. Pacific, Florida Castle of Umanchu.
01:11:51.29
brannyk
Well, see, there you go. I gave you a segue.
01:11:54.96
Jim Phoenix
Yeah.
01:11:55.07
Court Court
Well, Alfred Hitchcock was inspired to make Psycho because of, um, Castle, so…
01:12:00.93
Jim Phoenix
See, they’re there.
01:12:00.94
brannyk
ya Hey!
01:12:01.99
Court Court
What is impact?
01:12:03.75
brannyk
Hey!
01:12:04.05
Jim Phoenix
And with psycho, we have a huge fucking thing of horror cinema, kind of like and plus Anthony Perkins career entirely.
01:12:08.35
brannyk
Mm-hmm.
01:12:09.43
Court Court
Yeah.
01:12:12.11
Court Court
Oh.
01:12:12.69
brannyk
Yeah, it made Ed Gein want to, like, eat people.
01:12:16.28
Jim Phoenix
in In.
01:12:16.46
brannyk
I’m kidding.
01:12:16.27
Court Court
Yeah!
01:12:17.02
brannyk
I’m kidding. It was opposite. I’m kidding. I’m his opposite.
01:12:21.43
Jim Phoenix
What is your number two?
01:12:25.02
brannyk
Okay, so my number…
01:12:25.06
Court Court
yeah oh
01:12:26.10
brannyk
Oh. Oh.
01:12:27.30
Jim Phoenix
Is it two or three?
01:12:27.46
brannyk
Who’s going first?
01:12:28.43
Court Court
no you’re you’re sorry i was just sorry
01:12:28.64
brannyk
Who’s going first? It’s two. yeah
01:12:33.55
brannyk
after you milady um so my number two is a classic it’s manus the hands of fate yeah you’ve definitely seen it so it’s basically about this couple and their daughter
01:12:36.24
Jim Phoenix
and my
01:12:41.30
Jim Phoenix
I’ve seen that one, and according to my AI, Claude AI, by the way, it just says I liked it.
01:12:51.51
Court Court
it’s
01:12:53.48
Jim Phoenix
Really?
01:12:56.80
brannyk
are driving trying to go to a vacation spot. They get lost and they find a strange house with a strange dude.
01:13:00.53
Jim Phoenix
Oh, yeah.
01:13:05.00
Jim Phoenix
Oh, it’s on top of a hill, dude.
01:13:07.87
brannyk
No hills, but there it’s in the middle of the desert.
01:13:09.16
Jim Phoenix
No hills. This is dunes.
01:13:11.33
brannyk
um This movie is kind of cursed. It’s a weird ass movie.
01:13:17.05
Jim Phoenix
or
01:13:17.82
brannyk
It’s very, um
01:13:23.03
brannyk
what is the movie? It’s not film quality.
01:13:26.18
Jim Phoenix
snuff while we on the foot.
01:13:27.46
brannyk
It’s a snuff film quality. You can’t quite hear what people are saying kind of always.
01:13:29.63
Jim Phoenix
My grandpa’s closet.
01:13:32.21
brannyk
You can’t tell what’s always going on. It was basically made by, I think, a fertilizer salesman because somebody dared him to make a movie.
01:13:39.73
Jim Phoenix
And he did.
01:13:39.84
brannyk
And this was it. And um basically it has Torgo, which is a lot of people’s favorite.
01:13:41.75
Jim Phoenix
That was the shit.
01:13:45.65
brannyk
He is supposed to be a satyr, but um he’s just a weird dude that walks around weird and flirts really bad.
01:13:53.93
Jim Phoenix
Torgo is the awesome kid.
01:13:56.11
brannyk
Like worse than me. to be honest.
01:13:58.51
Jim Phoenix
Torgo like velocir pastor Yeah Montreal subway game got it
01:14:01.06
brannyk
you know If you just stare at a woman and like kind of like put your fingers in her hair but real creepy, he thought that was game. He thought he had the rose. He did not.
01:14:13.80
brannyk
So, um but it’s really funny. So the master of this whole thing, of this whole cult, because there’s a cult, he has wives, this and that. He’s is pretty chill.
01:14:25.70
brannyk
He’s not chill. He’s very intense.
01:14:28.62
Jim Phoenix
He’s intense.
01:14:28.74
brannyk
um But he has this cool robe that is made in the shape of hands and it’s very fun.
01:14:29.59
Jim Phoenix
He could be on shout TV, by the way.
01:14:33.95
Jim Phoenix
Oh, wait.
01:14:36.68
Jim Phoenix
ah Multicolor of the cans, different colors, because I think I’ve seen this one before.
01:14:40.51
brannyk
yeah The hands are red and his cloak is black.
01:14:42.82
Jim Phoenix
And blue and green.
01:14:44.16
brannyk
No.
01:14:44.49
Jim Phoenix
Oh, that’s Joseph in the amazing dream.
01:14:45.81
brannyk
but so je Yeah.
01:14:46.97
Jim Phoenix
Oh, yeah, that’s my bad.
01:14:48.58
brannyk
But that does end in nicole a cold. JK, JK, allegedly.
01:14:50.47
Jim Phoenix
Oh, in the way.
01:14:51.67
brannyk
Anyway.
01:14:54.33
Jim Phoenix
You know what this ends in?
01:14:54.55
brannyk
Yeah, it does.
01:14:55.77
Jim Phoenix
Felicia Day. He’s doing that one.
01:14:58.82
brannyk
I am 11 p.m.
01:14:59.04
Jim Phoenix
11 PM.
01:15:00.51
brannyk
and it’s going to be so much fun.
01:15:01.58
Jim Phoenix
Eight Eastern or eight Pacific.
01:15:02.60
brannyk
She’s like,
01:15:02.70
Jim Phoenix
I mean.
01:15:04.30
brannyk
She’s super fun, she’s super chill, and it’s gonna be, it’s like I said, it’s the quintessential MSG3K experience. Would I start somebody off with the manos? No, absolutely not.
01:15:14.89
Jim Phoenix
You would finish them off with your manos.
01:15:16.77
brannyk
I would not finish them off with my manos’ hands of fate.
01:15:21.62
Jim Phoenix
Just saying when I start off with my manos, not really.
01:15:26.88
brannyk
i would I would start them, I don’t know.
01:15:27.62
Jim Phoenix
You can squirm.
01:15:30.03
brannyk
I’d make them squirm first before. Give them the touch of Satan and then finish them off with man out of his hands of fate.
01:15:35.66
Jim Phoenix
And so your hobgoblin.
01:15:39.88
Jim Phoenix
You.
01:15:40.02
brannyk
So Cora, Cora, what is your second one?
01:15:43.23
Court Court
Oh wait, was that, was, um, I only had one more I think.
01:15:45.19
Jim Phoenix
I think I was back to number two, and then you go.
01:15:45.79
brannyk
Oh, that was my number two.
01:15:47.72
Court Court
Oh yeah. There we go. Okay. Sorry, I got confused.
01:15:50.63
Jim Phoenix
Let me.
01:15:52.06
brannyk
It’s okay.
01:15:51.89
Court Court
So my very last one is Plan 9 from Outer Space, the Rift Tracks, because that’s how I got introduced to it.
01:15:56.27
Jim Phoenix
Bye.
01:16:00.89
Court Court
And I think it’s honestly a very iconic movie, and it’s kind of known as one of the worst movies ever, which is kind of a shame because I think of Edward, who is also just an enigma, or was it an enigma of a person?
01:16:18.59
brannyk
wrapped in a question mark.
01:16:19.38
Court Court
on yeah um it’s kind of ah It was made around a really interesting time for gothic movies and horror movies where everyone was afraid of nuclear bombs.
01:16:28.34
Jim Phoenix
- Oh.
01:16:32.38
Court Court
and um just like
01:16:34.21
Jim Phoenix
Yeah. Remember those times when people were afraid of nuclear, uh, I’m going to take my shelter.
01:16:34.46
brannyk
yeah
01:16:39.40
brannyk
and
01:16:39.27
Court Court
like really afraid. No, she’s like, whatever, we’re used to it.
01:16:45.75
brannyk
So basically, this is like ah a film from now. It’s a very timely film.
01:16:48.80
Court Court
Yes, it’s honestly very timely.
01:16:50.90
Jim Phoenix
It’s actually Johnny Depp playing.
01:16:52.80
Court Court
Yeah, so Edward is um the Johnny Depp movie based on
01:16:56.85
Jim Phoenix
Yes.
01:16:57.25
brannyk
Yes.
01:16:57.39
Court Court
the actor or the director yeah that um in like his process of making that this movie and um basically the plot is kind of just about um these aliens who want to destroy humanity and the acting’s terrible the set design is yeah just the writing the dialogue it’s all just it it can be a little hard to watch because it’s kind of boring but it’s fun
01:17:14.31
brannyk
Questionable.
01:17:24.02
brannyk
Well, well, is this the movie that Bela Lugosi died halfway through?
01:17:29.89
Court Court
yes that was his last movie yeah and um yes poor guy yes exactly it’s a really it’s a fun movie i think everyone should watch it um
01:17:31.60
brannyk
Okay.
01:17:34.48
brannyk
And they had to get somebody to replace him.
01:17:41.25
Jim Phoenix
I’m Beloigi. It’s me, Mario. Oh, sorry. I’m gonna get sued now. Yippee. So, yeah.
01:17:48.18
brannyk
So. And it doesn’t show at all. It’s, flame it’s seamless.
01:17:59.65
Jim Phoenix
Yes.
01:17:59.97
brannyk
And it has, um, what’s her face? Who is like the prototype of like Elvira and, but what’s, what, what’s her stage name?
01:18:03.93
Court Court
Oh, well, Mila Nurmi, is that right?
01:18:07.45
Jim Phoenix
Titty McGee.
01:18:11.03
Jim Phoenix
Titty McGee.
01:18:12.59
brannyk
No, it was a Vampura.
01:18:13.18
Court Court
Mampira?
01:18:14.57
Jim Phoenix
Titty McMuffins?
01:18:16.67
brannyk
Thank you.
01:18:16.88
Court Court
hi
01:18:17.67
Jim Phoenix
Oh, you take that fucking you better know Vampira’s name.
01:18:21.27
Court Court
Yeah.
01:18:21.53
Jim Phoenix
Jesus. Fuck, man.
01:18:22.34
brannyk
Look, again, again, I grew up with Elvira, so…
01:18:23.56
Court Court
temperature and
01:18:26.25
Jim Phoenix
Yeah, I grew up of all.
01:18:26.52
Court Court
yeah
01:18:27.57
Jim Phoenix
Oh, my God. Am I that old? I’ve seen them all.
01:18:29.00
brannyk
Yes! Yes, you are! I’m telling, I’ve told you this from day one, Jim.
01:18:32.01
Jim Phoenix
Oh, shit. Shit.
01:18:34.95
brannyk
Day one.
01:18:35.69
Jim Phoenix
Thanks for getting my name right there. Block.
01:18:37.96
brannyk
I don’t know, like, I get Jim Joe Bob.
01:18:41.35
Jim Phoenix
Just take your fucking name, your J.M.
01:18:42.94
brannyk
Joe…
01:18:43.67
Jim Phoenix
this and just like say that. Boom. Boom.
01:18:46.77
brannyk
Jim…
01:18:47.50
Jim Phoenix
Boom. Just say your name, man.
01:18:48.32
brannyk
I get you confused with Joe Jug.
01:18:49.48
Jim Phoenix
Boom.
01:18:51.47
brannyk
frig.
01:18:51.53
Jim Phoenix
Joe Jugs.
01:18:52.39
Court Court
Jugs?
01:18:52.80
Jim Phoenix
Uh, Joe Bob Briggs.
01:18:53.19
brannyk
Joe Briggs.
01:18:55.12
Jim Phoenix
Uh.
01:18:57.17
Jim Phoenix
By the way, we are going to win one of those fucking auctions for Joe Bob Briggs.
01:19:00.23
brannyk
Are you getting panties again?
01:19:01.26
Jim Phoenix
What he does is that Christmas thing. I don’t give a shit no more. I’m going to own.
01:19:07.24
Jim Phoenix
Well, maybe. I mean, it’s what more panties off I felt. Yeah. You know, is it your turn to get the panties?
01:19:13.01
brannyk
I think it’s my turn to get the panties this time.
01:19:15.18
Jim Phoenix
I have to send them out now. Okay. Oh, by the way, court, you can get on this too. we We’ve been sitting around people’s panties.
01:19:21.16
Court Court
okay yeah Perfect.
01:19:22.92
Jim Phoenix
Uh, I may have, it’s kind of like a trophy at this point, but not in a creepy way.
01:19:24.72
brannyk
Just get on the panties mailing list.
01:19:30.20
Jim Phoenix
It’s more of like a charity way.
01:19:30.01
Court Court
Wait.
01:19:30.86
brannyk
Yeah. Yeah. It’s, it’s, it’s, and when I bring people into my home and I have it proudly displayed, um, right when people enter, of course, um, I say this is towards charity and $5 to, uh, to take a ah feel at it for charity.
01:19:40.38
Jim Phoenix
Yes.
01:19:42.88
Jim Phoenix
I believe, honestly, God was my text to you.
01:19:53.76
Jim Phoenix
I’m like, how the fuck do I display this? Question mark.
01:19:57.30
brannyk
See I would honestly okay, so if I had panties like that Which I don’t cuz you own them I get that What I would do is I would get one of those shadow boxes or I get one of those like frames that you can see both ways Yeah, actually just put it put it in with the flag yes As a secret
01:20:01.32
Jim Phoenix
All right. All right. All right. Yeah. Let’s never terror read.
01:20:10.86
Jim Phoenix
I’m going to take up my dad’s, uh, burial or flag. I’ll put the panties in. um Um, I’m there. I’m with you. I’m with you with the flag in front of the flag.
01:20:21.38
Jim Phoenix
You know what? I think the panties should go behind the flag. Yes. A secret panties no because they’re bigger than the flags.
01:20:26.22
brannyk
okay
01:20:29.21
Jim Phoenix
The flags are folded and the panties are not.
01:20:31.72
brannyk
Okay. Okay.
01:20:32.82
Jim Phoenix
Or you know what? Hold on. Let me just look at the. but ah Or I know this. I can put the because the the flag is folded like in a triangle.
01:20:41.26
brannyk
Yes.
01:20:41.32
Jim Phoenix
I’m going to get death threats for this. The today’s death right now goes to a fucking American flag and he’s on it with the.
01:20:43.41
brannyk
yeah Also, I’m just going to say this for people.
01:20:44.18
Court Court
but good
01:20:50.30
brannyk
If you like this, like and subscribe.
01:20:52.84
Jim Phoenix
Like this crap now. Now it goes to charity, charity of me not getting death threat.
01:20:56.93
brannyk
It all goes to Jeremy.
01:20:59.58
Jim Phoenix
No, I think you put the the flag into the panties because it has like a leg and waist hole.
01:21:03.89
Court Court
What are we talking about?
01:21:06.51
brannyk
is is he got He got his dad’s flag from him, the burial flag from his passing.
01:21:07.59
Jim Phoenix
It’s it’s it’s a triangle, right?
01:21:11.99
Jim Phoenix
Yeah. ah The burial flag from, uh, yeah, from Ireland, Ireland.
01:21:16.40
brannyk
So we’re being incredibly, incredibly gross right now.
01:21:19.10
Court Court
yeah
01:21:20.62
Jim Phoenix
We’re being very nice, very nice with, uh,
01:21:20.48
Court Court
but the can
01:21:22.81
brannyk
Or, you know, everybody grieves in their own way, and I’m just gonna let Jim grieve in his own way.
01:21:26.43
Court Court
yeah
01:21:29.09
Jim Phoenix
yeah. But there you go. I don’t, I asked the God, I had no idea we’re so talking about panties and flags for, I kind of, was this an episode?
01:21:37.25
brannyk
Okay, so…
01:21:38.59
Jim Phoenix
Oh, that’s how bad planet nine was. We actually went with panties and fucking burial flags.
01:21:46.26
brannyk
Allegedly.
01:21:46.68
Court Court
Allegedly.
01:21:47.81
Jim Phoenix
Yeah.
01:21:48.91
brannyk
Allegedly.
01:21:49.93
Jim Phoenix
Yeah.
01:21:50.55
brannyk
All right, so… I remember watching this. um We were talking about ah Vampira and Elvira.
01:21:57.13
Jim Phoenix
Oh, yeah. I remember watching.
01:22:00.80
brannyk
I do remember watching this without the riff tracks or anything like that, and I remember being very confused.
01:22:03.93
Jim Phoenix
Yep.
01:22:07.10
Court Court
Yes.
01:22:08.27
brannyk
um and I did not like it. I do remember watching it with the riff tracks, and I liked it a little more, but I still cannot remember anything.
01:22:17.22
Court Court
Yeah.
01:22:19.52
Court Court
She had us watch the riff tracks first and then the movie.
01:22:20.79
brannyk
It’s like a fever dream.
01:22:26.11
brannyk
Ooh boo boo.
01:22:26.40
Jim Phoenix
Oh, God.
01:22:26.55
Court Court
And then I was like, I need to not watch this for a really long time because it was way too much all at once.
01:22:32.92
brannyk
And you’re like, it’s my number one.
01:22:35.64
Court Court
And it’s like iconic, I think.
01:22:37.86
brannyk
It’s memories. It’s nostalgia.
01:22:39.70
Jim Phoenix
Yeah.
01:22:43.11
brannyk
And I think we talked about this last time when we didn’t record this is that there is, there’s a real nostalgia to MSG 3K and to riff tracks.
01:22:47.31
Court Court
yeah
01:22:51.60
Jim Phoenix
There is.
01:22:53.47
brannyk
You know, it kind of puts us back into, to those days when you’re like with your friends and kind of making fun of movies and.
01:22:59.08
Jim Phoenix
And you know, thanks givings.
01:23:03.48
brannyk
Yeah.
01:23:04.69
Jim Phoenix
Now, Brannock, what is your number one?
01:23:05.98
brannyk
Yes. Okay. So my number one of all time is Jack Frost, but my number one of
01:23:11.24
Jim Phoenix
Okay.
01:23:13.20
brannyk
scary movies is werewolf.
01:23:16.01
Jim Phoenix
Oh, werewolf, uh, Claude AI says that too.
01:23:16.56
brannyk
Now, yes, me and me and I wrote that actually.
01:23:22.85
Jim Phoenix
Nice.
01:23:24.83
brannyk
See, like you go to AI, it’s just me.
01:23:26.89
Jim Phoenix
Go to AI or you can go to shout TV at 9 AM m Eastern at 6 PM Pacific werewolf with Brian Fuller is up.
01:23:32.13
brannyk
Yep.
01:23:35.28
brannyk
Yeah, I’m gonna I’m so excited about it. It’s werewolf is a great movie. It is also an 80s movie is the dumbest fucking movie and it has ah Joe Estevez in it.
01:23:45.28
Jim Phoenix
Am I in it? Oh shit, it has a, uh, Joe West of it. Oh no.
01:23:49.92
brannyk
Yeah.
01:23:50.59
Jim Phoenix
No, sorry. Sorry. I can’t watch another one. I, I, I actually liked the people I’m seeing.
01:23:52.93
brannyk
It’s a Joe Estevez.
01:23:56.13
brannyk
Okay, you can’t you can’t watch this actually it’s a it’s a better movie than roller Gator.
01:23:56.24
Jim Phoenix
I can’t watch forever. Okay.
01:24:01.89
brannyk
It’s a better movie than baby ghost.
01:24:02.98
Jim Phoenix
It’s a better movie than roller gator. Holy shit. That’s possible. I thought like after that, like the Germans like what we give up. We fucking don’t do Keyno no more roller gators.
01:24:13.15
brannyk
No, it’s it’s so it’s about a guy who’s a writer. um You never really hear anything he writes or anything like that. So don’t worry, we don’t get into like Stephen King territory.
01:24:23.22
Court Court
Thank you.
01:24:24.82
Jim Phoenix
bo guy
01:24:26.97
Court Court
to
01:24:27.83
Jim Phoenix
Bogon.
01:24:29.44
brannyk
But it’s basically he inherits this one house, he moves in, he um finds a love interest. Now the love interest has her own story about basically she’s an archaeologist,
01:24:40.34
brannyk
and they find the bones of a Yamaganshi, which I know they said it wrong, I’m sure, so I’m saying it wrong.
01:24:40.60
Jim Phoenix
um um
01:24:47.68
brannyk
But basically, it’s a, it’s, and they they make fun of the name a lot, basically.
01:24:47.81
Jim Phoenix
Christina Yamaguchi. It’s the one who does like that figure skating.
01:24:50.47
Court Court
I was going to say, sounds like some kind of thing.
01:24:53.03
Jim Phoenix
What about her bones? Did they make fun of the name of Yamaguchi’s? That’s racist.
01:25:00.49
brannyk
So um it’s a skinwalker, the rift track.
01:25:01.07
Jim Phoenix
Why are they so racist? Well, the movie does or Riftshark does?
01:25:06.01
brannyk
So it’s a skinwalker.
01:25:06.42
Jim Phoenix
Oh, I thought it was.
01:25:08.46
brannyk
And so it’s a werewolf. So they find the bones basically of a werewolf.
01:25:12.22
Jim Phoenix
Oh, inside out for her.
01:25:12.63
brannyk
and um And so this writer actually gets infected by the werewolf bones and starts becoming a werewolf.
01:25:15.25
Jim Phoenix
Oh, wait.
01:25:23.40
Jim Phoenix
And yo, in a way, if that writer had protect your hands by Wu-Tang Clan, the motherfucker would not get infected that way.
01:25:24.45
Court Court
Uh oh, what’s happening?
01:25:31.20
brannyk
Yeah, it’s Wu-Tang Clan had a hand sanitizer that they came out with.
01:25:31.99
Jim Phoenix
He’d be walking with your shit in his hands, his dick, all of it.
01:25:37.59
Jim Phoenix
Yeah, just protect your hands.
01:25:37.98
brannyk
during the pandemic.
01:25:38.89
Court Court
Did they really?
01:25:40.55
Jim Phoenix
I had a very weird pandemic, quote, quote, had a very weird pandemic.
01:25:43.15
brannyk
He, court court, he put it in places he should not have multiple times.
01:25:46.35
Court Court
No! Why?
01:25:48.99
Jim Phoenix
The doctor said not to. And you know what a doctor says not to?
01:25:50.81
brannyk
I said not to.
01:25:52.48
Court Court
Who is this?
01:25:52.76
Jim Phoenix
Yeah.
01:25:54.26
brannyk
The person on this this call right now is coming from inside the house, court court.
01:25:54.58
Jim Phoenix
Okay, I may have hand sanitized my junk.
01:25:56.90
Court Court
Oh!
01:26:01.27
Court Court
ah
01:26:02.04
Jim Phoenix
I was coming in something and then I hand sanitized it.
01:26:04.87
brannyk
And then you sanitized. a place you should not sanitize. this is my This is my public service announcement.
01:26:09.60
Court Court
No!
01:26:10.57
Jim Phoenix
Am I just that Catholic maybe?
01:26:12.47
Court Court
Yeah, don’t sanitize your hair.
01:26:13.64
brannyk
Guys, don’t sanitize your dick. Just wash it with soap and water.
01:26:17.38
Jim Phoenix
Yo, this is Washington.
01:26:17.68
Court Court
Should I call for me to pronounce my name?
01:26:20.56
brannyk
Soap and water, warm water.
01:26:21.92
Jim Phoenix
Let’s open like, you know, all the germs make it burn. Oh, that’s great.
01:26:25.66
brannyk
You don’t need it to burn. In fact, if it burns, that’s a bad problem.
01:26:31.05
Jim Phoenix
but i mean know sorry great So SFS does not have this problem because he doesn’t allegedly, I don’t know.
01:26:32.45
brannyk
so
01:26:38.15
Jim Phoenix
if Maybe he fucking does.
01:26:38.68
brannyk
he probably pulls you know he probably yeah they’re they need to to expand diversify
01:26:40.58
Jim Phoenix
Joe SFS. If ah you’re listening, do you also hand sanitizer dick?
01:26:48.50
Jim Phoenix
And if so, do you use protect your hands? Which really should be protect your junk, Hooten Clan. Oh, and write your ass later on. You need to, you need to, yeah. A little less Bernie.
01:27:01.24
brannyk
But it’s a very fun movie. It’s very 80s. It does not have any singing in it or anything, but there is a pool scene um and a security guard turns into a werewolf as well and then tries to drive.
01:27:08.41
Jim Phoenix
I don’t know.
01:27:16.12
brannyk
And then you find out that Mike, because this is a Mike episode, um used to date a guy named Steve.
01:27:20.42
Jim Phoenix
Oh, that’s why I don’t watch this.
01:27:28.80
brannyk
Something like that. Anyway, they dress up as a girl group from, like, the 50s and sing, and it’s very cute.
01:27:34.64
Jim Phoenix
That’s pretty cool.
01:27:35.97
brannyk
Yeah.
01:27:35.77
Court Court
That’s fun.
01:27:36.70
Jim Phoenix
I would, I would watch this one. Actually I’m going to watch this one because it’s on the show TV on, I almost said April 28th, November 28th, whatever Thanksgiving is.
01:27:40.59
brannyk
Yes!
01:27:46.32
Jim Phoenix
I don’t know.
01:27:47.93
Court Court
five months
01:27:48.16
Jim Phoenix
Right.
01:27:48.77
brannyk
Well, wait.
01:27:49.53
Jim Phoenix
ah
01:27:49.87
brannyk
For Turkey Day.
01:27:52.30
Jim Phoenix
Halfway to Thanksgiving at turkey rancid. That’s not bad, not bad, not bad. wo We did a lot.
01:27:59.63
brannyk
but I remember the Thanksgiving a couple years ago when I texted you, Jim, and said, text your mom and see how long I should cook this turkey for. I think it’s still frozen.
01:28:12.35
Jim Phoenix
Yes.
01:28:13.44
Court Court
Five months away.
01:28:14.21
brannyk
And she texted you back and you sent it to me.
01:28:14.27
Jim Phoenix
We that was trying to say no.
01:28:17.16
Court Court
and That’s so funny.
01:28:19.41
Jim Phoenix
But she did text me like, this is a friend or something you hate. I’m like, oh, someone I hate.
01:28:22.99
brannyk
hit
01:28:23.89
Jim Phoenix
It’s like, oh, here, just tell them this.
01:28:26.97
brannyk
And it was the correct answers because she wants you to have more friends.
01:28:29.32
Jim Phoenix
Yeah. That was the correct answer. Thanks, mom, for that. oh Cool. Now. This is the time the show we say that that was pretty good. So court court, what’s going on with you? Where can people find you?
01:28:46.10
Court Court
Uh, you can find me on…
01:28:46.84
brannyk
Where can you be found, court court?
01:28:48.02
Court Court
You can find me on HauntedMTL.
01:28:48.59
Jim Phoenix
We’ll be directions court. Court squared. We want directions. We’re kind of the sweetheart of.
01:28:55.65
brannyk
Where’s your grandfather’s house? We will be there.
01:28:58.09
Jim Phoenix
Yeah, we need to send you the underwear.
01:29:01.62
Court Court
No!
01:29:03.83
Jim Phoenix
yeah
01:29:05.52
Court Court
Um, I don’t know, I’m like… I bought a HauntedMTL.com.
01:29:10.45
Jim Phoenix
Yay.
01:29:11.97
Court Court
You can find me in writing rooms.
01:29:12.51
brannyk
Are you, are you, are you working on anything new? I have a movie that I think you’re going to like.
01:29:23.61
brannyk
It’s a movie that I forgot what it’s called.
01:29:26.90
Court Court
Perfect.
01:29:30.01
Jim Phoenix
Who’s in it?
01:29:31.11
brannyk
Nobody you would know.
01:29:33.17
Jim Phoenix
Oh, well, shit, that’s a long list.
01:29:35.16
brannyk
i That is a long list.
01:29:36.97
Jim Phoenix
You know what court court court court court watch getaway with Nick Frost when it comes out on his shutter in December 5th or six on shutter or IFC really, but you guys can.
01:29:41.31
brannyk
No, I want to watch was going to watch.
01:29:47.77
Court Court
I do want to watch that.
01:29:49.33
brannyk
oh
01:29:49.31
Court Court
But you know what I do need to watch is Preacher because I i said I would review it months ago and I really need to do that.
01:29:54.15
brannyk
Yeah.
01:29:56.76
brannyk
Okay. So I remember what it is.
01:29:57.88
Jim Phoenix
Sounds like.
01:29:59.23
brannyk
It’s called Peter Noster and the mission of light.
01:30:03.22
Jim Phoenix
Oh, our father.
01:30:06.92
brannyk
I’ll send you, i’ll so I’ll send you his info. I’m going to be writing a review on it soon, but it’s very cults. It’s very like seventies cults.
01:30:14.81
Court Court
o
01:30:16.41
brannyk
And I think you’re going to like it.
01:30:16.65
Jim Phoenix
I did that. I can watch that and box this way.
01:30:18.55
Court Court
awesome you know i’m gonna oh sorry oh i mean what i just watched last night was um strange darling and i thought that one was really cool um it had a fun little twist and it was really yeah why not did you hate it
01:30:19.56
brannyk
Yeah.
01:30:21.04
Jim Phoenix
Yo, go ahead. There you go.
01:30:29.25
brannyk
Are you going to write about it?
01:30:34.14
brannyk
Hell yeah.
01:30:34.65
Jim Phoenix
I’m right.
01:30:35.33
brannyk
Hell yeah.
01:30:35.44
Jim Phoenix
Although that does remind me now, court, we have to talk.
01:30:40.65
brannyk
yeah
01:30:40.77
Jim Phoenix
I watched the substance because of you.
01:30:46.81
Jim Phoenix
Well, I never wanted to punch a Quaid in the face so badly.
01:30:47.48
brannyk
He’s going to hate it.
01:30:52.60
Court Court
Oh yeah, I mean, yeah.
01:30:54.49
Jim Phoenix
To all when he’s eating, when he’s not eating, especially when he’s eating.
01:30:57.84
Court Court
I don’t think I said anything good about Dennis Quinn.
01:31:01.00
Jim Phoenix
Yeah, he plays a character way too well.
01:31:03.68
Court Court
Yes. yeah
01:31:05.13
Jim Phoenix
Which because he’s a, you know, and not because he’s a scumbag, but he’s probably been around, he’s a good actor.
01:31:07.36
brannyk
But he’s a good actor.
01:31:09.14
Jim Phoenix
He’s been around the time very too much.
01:31:09.25
brannyk
Yeah.
01:31:10.23
Court Court
Yeah, his character is rough.
01:31:10.98
Jim Phoenix
And like, no, I really did like to, I liked it a lot. Yeah.
01:31:17.35
brannyk
No spoilers because I got to see you with my brother, so.
01:31:19.65
Jim Phoenix
No, no, do not see it with your brother.
01:31:20.19
Court Court
Yeah, Oh yeah, wait.
01:31:22.21
brannyk
No, no, no, no, no, no. He was the one who suggested it because he was like, no, you have to see this. It’s about the male gaze and not G A Y S but G A Z E.
01:31:28.99
Jim Phoenix
Uh, sure. Sure. Did he see it before?
01:31:34.26
brannyk
Yes, he’s seen it twice now.
01:31:35.58
Jim Phoenix
Okay. So he’s okay. Watching naked full frontal Demi Morris with you.
01:31:36.27
Court Court
well
01:31:40.28
brannyk
Yeah.
01:31:41.56
Jim Phoenix
Weird shit. All right. i Wow. i’m like
01:31:44.48
brannyk
He’s adopted, I’m adopted.
01:31:46.34
Jim Phoenix
ah Apparently so. I don’t know. What do you guys do to others? Like you do, but happy Thanksgiving. Y’all know, uh, Brannock, what do you got going for you? What do you guys want for you?
01:31:55.90
brannyk
Um, I’m going to be writing some, I swear, I promise. Um, I’m going to be, like I said, I have the, the review of Peter Noster and the mission of light to do.
01:32:06.66
brannyk
And I have a couple other screeners in the hops and, and, uh, hoppers. And also, um, I know that Nicole is going to be writing some Christmas stuff this year and I would like to join in on that.
01:32:17.18
Court Court
Whoa, me too.
01:32:18.30
brannyk
So that’s also what I’m going to be doing.
01:32:20.78
Jim Phoenix
Very cool. Nicole Atrell from our website. Go check it out.
01:32:23.73
brannyk
Exactly.
01:32:24.98
Jim Phoenix
And and for Jimbo, we’ve got Dancer coming out but end of November.
01:32:33.53
Court Court
Okay.
01:32:34.92
brannyk
Oh, yeah.
01:32:35.67
Jim Phoenix
Which is going to be the charity anthology for Ukraine, because luckily, ah you know, I was very fortuitous was the way I announced that charity ethology. Like last year, I’m like, ah, this probably still a be a war, you know?
01:32:48.69
Court Court
Yeah. yeah
01:32:49.74
Jim Phoenix
And it’s a Ukraine plus Red Crescent, which ah apparently just is, you know, never ending any time this ever in our lives.
01:32:51.71
brannyk
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So it’s all wrapped up. You’re all set to go.
01:33:01.57
Jim Phoenix
Sure. Not at all. Now I’m putting it together.
01:33:03.62
brannyk
Okay, great. ah So perfect.
01:33:05.94
Jim Phoenix
What am I? Oh, you mean by tying the people who hear this, it’s going to be pretty much ready to go. So we’re for those who don’t know, we’re recording this on Monday.
01:33:16.14
Jim Phoenix
And when you hear it Friday, ah you should be able to hopefully not quite pre-order yet, but it’s going to be sent in.
01:33:23.96
brannyk
It’s gonna be on the brink of pre-order.
01:33:25.78
Jim Phoenix
Yeah. Yeah. So if you have something for your brand or even court, send it to me ASAP.
01:33:27.97
Court Court
very nice
01:33:32.70
brannyk
I keep saying that and I don’t and I will.
01:33:34.85
Jim Phoenix
but That’s all good. Now, that’s it for this show. If you like to subscribe it for us for it. Remember, charity, charity goes for it and go to shout TV. MS3 3K Turkey Day potluck of the stars marathon schedule starts at five a.m. Eastern, two a.m. Pacific and goes to one a.m. the next fucking day or 10 p.m. depending where you is.
01:33:55.07
Jim Phoenix
And if you’re like world of fuckshaw tv go to ms33kturkeyday.com and find the shit at your local locations Remember, we’ve got some Nick Frost’s coming up later All this and more on the next next next stream of demons at the outro Yeah
01:34:05.87
brannyk
yeah
01:34:19.53
Jim Phoenix
oh
01:34:27.38
Jim Phoenix
Today we’re going to play a game called after an hour and a half of recording.
01:34:27.22
Court Court
Is the cat part of the bedroom?
01:34:27.88
brannyk
Yeah
01:34:31.96
Jim Phoenix
This Brannock stuff upload.
01:34:34.78
brannyk
I hope so
01:34:36.65
Jim Phoenix
ah compet
01:34:39.88
Jim Phoenix
ah probably
01:34:42.65
brannyk
I’m trying to get my cat to purr.
01:34:56.19
Jim Phoenix
Yeah, motherfucker.
Somehow I came across an older Midnight Panther comic book, Feudal Fantasy #2 from the late 1990s to be precise, and I thought I’d reappropriate it into a new story as a collage. Anyway, this is what evolved. Honestly there wasn’t a lot of content to work with, but that isn’t surprising seeing as how that wasn’t really the point of the original… And sorry, I saved the erotic bits for another project, though even that was pretty tame in this one – just a bunch of boobies.
Images: Black and white line drawings of wide-eyed anime women and men in various states of undress, looking cute, being coyly pensive, and hack ‘n slashing.
Text reads: I like… men who are dying. We ought to just kill everyone involved. The scent of blood!! I never see his face, he always wears a mask. What a waste of time. I don’t like this. The horny bastard. What a pig!! -Slash- Sounds like it could be fun.
Images: More black and white line drawings of wide-eyed anime women and men kissing and hack ‘n slashing.
Text reads: Mercenaries of glorious Edo, if you can make the flowers that bloom along the rivers during spring drop their petals, then do so. I’m the Ferryman of the River Styx. Whssh.
OK, OK – here are some boobies since you stuck with this so long. And here’s a link to some more of my comic book collages, in case you are interested.
And feel free to check out more of Jennifer Weigel’s work here on Haunted MTL or here on her website.
Released in September of this year, Lucy Undying is the latest release by horror author Kiersten White. This is the same author who brought us Hide and Mister Magic, which were both wonderful books. And I’m pleased to say that Lucy Undying has kept up that trend.
The story
Lucy Undying is the story of Lucy Westenra, a character from the original epic novel, Dracula. Lucy is an early victim of Dracula, a tragic young woman who is turned into a creature of the night and eventually beheaded by her fiance.
But what if she wasn’t?
Abandoned by Dracula and unable to return home, Lucy travels the world searching for someone to spend her eternal life with.
Meanwhile, in the present time, a young woman named Iris is in England to sell properties that belonged to her mother. Said mother was the leader of an MLM cult. This cult is trying to control Iris even now. Her only wish is to sell off some antiques for money, then disappear where the cult can never find her again. Then, she meets Elle, and what she wants from this trip changes.
Of course, it’s soon clear that this trip would never be straightforward. Especially when she finds the journal of Lucy Westenra in a safe of the abandoned house.
The story
Lucy Undying was hard to put down because it constantly left the reader asking questions. Who is Elle? Why is Iris involved in the story of Lucy? Why is her crazy mother’s crazy cult out to get her? Will Lucy ever find someone to love? And why has she chosen to pour out her whole story to a random therapist? Any book that has me asking so many questions will succeed in getting me to turn every page.
The mystery of the novel is particularly impressive because it’s told from three points o view, in three timelines and three different styles of storytelling. I am impressed that these three timelines were able to progress without tripping over each other.
I’m also impressed by the constant style switching. When we’re with Iris, the story is told in first person. Lucy talking to the therapist is telling the story in a narrative. And then we have Lucy when she’s still a human, in her personal diary. As a writer myself, this was a fun experience.
Even aside from the format switching, this was a well-written story. The dialog and word choices were beautiful and flowing. I found myself highlighting passages because they were just so touching, poetic, or otherwise perfect. If you’re a word nerd like me, you’ll find yourself swept away by the beauty.
Finally, Lucy Undying was an obvious love letter to the original Dracula. It mimicked the style, storytelling, and themes perfectly. The only real difference is that the characters were more lively and interesting. It was sexy, dark, and gothic. It was very much the dramatic retelling we needed in modern times.
All in all, Lucy Undying was a fantastic read. If you’re a fan of vampires, gothic lesbian love stories, or just great stories, check it out now.
(5 / 5)
Black Friday.
You can’t beat the deals. So many of us. Waiting. Readying. Checking the time. Counting down the seconds. You better believe I earned my place at the start of the line. I’ve been camping out here since late Wednesday. Yeah, yeah, the holiday was yesterday. Whatever, I had my family’s full endorsement.
Because that new high-definition television beckons. The best in zoning out technology. All channel access. Cutting edge entertainment. Bleeding edge. That blade is sharp, baby. Like a razor.
But this kind of escapism is costly. A reality check says it’s not in my family’s budget. We don’t make that kind of money, and so here I am. Among all the others vying for the same prize.
Only one will get there first. Only one available. Must have TV. Must have T.V. Must. Have. T. V.
An employee approaches the door. Nobody noteworthy. A soon-to-be-casualty. No more. No less.
We rise and lurch into place. Ready…
On your mark.
Get set.
Go!
Original images generated with Nightcafe AI art generator.
And feel free to check out more of Jennifer Weigel’s work here on Haunted MTL or here on her website. Or if you just want more zombies, might I recommend either Elvis or the Fashionistas?
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