What happens when witchcraft leads to the most terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day?
The alarm started blaring. Ugh. Kit rolled over and looked at the clock. Crap! It was already 8:45 and she needed to be at work at 9. She was certain to be late. Why didn’t the alarm go off at 7 like it was supposed to?
Kit leapt out of bed and raced to the bathroom. She rushed to the sink and splashed cold water on her face. She didn’t have time to do anything else so that would have to do. She glanced up at the bathroom mirror and was taken aback. Her dark eyes rested upon a gaze she didn’t recognize, icy blue eyes staring back at her. The pale reflection seemed as surprised as she was. They stared and blinked at one another in silence.
Kit reached towards the mirror, left hand extended. The mirror girl reached back with her right. Both withdrew quickly and continued staring blankly. They reached towards each other again, fingertips meeting beyond the surface of the cold still glass.
There was no time for this.
Kit hurriedly emerged from the bathroom shaking her head. She must be imagining things or still partially dreaming somehow. The clock smirked at her from its perch on the nightstand. 8:45. The time didn’t fully register because of the sense of urgency. She reached in the closet, grabbed some clothes and slipped them on. She ran into the main room, snatched the waiting purse from the table by the door, and slipped out into the hallway.
But wait.
This was not her apartment. This was not even her apartment building. The hallway was dingy and full of warm yellow light that reflected off of every dust particle drifting through the air. Where were the overhead fluorescents? Kit was immersed in heavy dark wood paneling, not the usual outdated blue and white striped wallpaper that typically greeted her. She looked down at herself.
The clothes she wore were not her own, they were loose fitting hippie garb, flowing in an informal array of mismatched patterns and textures. They were not at all professional by legal secretary work standards, and certainly nothing Kit would have owned.
Kit turned the key in the lock. She eased her way back inside the apartment to stand beside the table. She looked at her purse. It was about the same size and weight as she might have expected but it was just a simple purple velvet tote bag with gold fringe and beads hanging down from the bottom. It was not leather or imitation designer, and it bore a hand-embroidered star emblem. She slid the bag back onto the small table.
What was going on?
Kit looked around. The apartment was full of plants and crystals and candles. An unassuming black cat sat in a far window surrounded by greenery, its amber eyes fixated on Kit. The cat had a grumpy, impatient air about it. It coughed, emitting a deep hollow sigh from the depths of its throat before it spoke.
“What the Hell?” it asked.
The black cat stared at Kit
Kit leapt backwards into the table by the door. The cat meowed at her and jumped from its perch to circle her legs twice before trailing over to a small silver bowl. The cat emphatically sat down beside the bowl as if to draw attention to the action itself. It meowed again and looked at the nearly empty dish. “Well, aren’t you going to feed me?” it exclaimed.
Kit looked around. The cat idly washed its paw, still staring at her. It meowed again and pawed at its food bowl.
Kit didn’t own a cat. Or plants or crystals or candles for that matter. Her apartment was very sparse. But everything was otherwise where it should be. The table by the door, the purse, even the layout of the apartment; if she closed her eyes and went on intuition, anything of importance was exactly where she expected it to be. And yet nothing was the same.
Kit traced her steps back into the bedroom. The cat followed, meowing insistently. The bed, the nightstand, the clock, even the crooked closet door were perfectly matched to Kit’s own. But otherwise everything about this place was different.
There were black lace curtains hung in sweeping motions reaching into the bedroom and not just in the window, which was lined with small ceramic birds. The bedding was silk, like Kit’s own, but it was a dark burgundy wine color with a huge gold and green brocade comforter whereas Kit’s bedding was white and grey. Yet, when Kit closed her eyes again, it all aligned perfectly with where she expected things to be.
“Seriously WTF?!” the cat shrieked. “I’ve been waiting FOREVER.”
Kit plopped down on the corner of the bed. She realized she was still clutching the small velvet bag. She was sure she had put it back, and yet here she was holding it. She rifled through its contents and came upon a student ID from a college she had never heard of. It boasted a picture of a diminutive fair blonde woman labeled April Schlemiel, Witchcraft & Wizardry, University of Feyfaerie Pass. The photograph was a perfect match to the woman that had stared back at Kit from the mirror.
Kit threw the bag and the ID to the floor. She looked at the clock. It was stuck at 8:45. It was a standard digital clock just like hers, with the same blocky red numbers on a mirrored black background in a boxy black housing, the kind you could buy pretty much anywhere. Kit fixed her gaze upon it, since it was the only familiar thing about this strange place. She didn’t realize she had fallen back onto the bed and drifted off to sleep only to be greeted by a resounding howl.
Kit awoke with a start and looked around nervously. As her focus returned, a pair of amber eyes came into heightened detail glaring down at her from above. The black cat loomed overhead.
The black cat grew impatient.
“My breakfast, April! What about my breakfast?” the cat yowled. Under its breath it murmured, “How’d I wind up a fool’s familiar, anyway? I should have paid way more attention in class instead of just reading Witchcraft for Dummies.”
The burgundy sheets, the green and gold comforter, the black lace curtains… all came back into clarity. The cat encompassed much of Kit’s field of vision, seemingly larger than before, now almost cougar-sized. Its head was as big as Kit’s. It spoke again, “April, you are testing my patience. My kibble chalice is nearly empty…”
The cat had arranged several candles in a star around Kit and was lighting them one at a time by flicking its tail from one candle to the next. It seemed unperturbed at the tail tip of its fur being singed. As it lit the last candle, it flicked its tail into a cup of water sitting beside the bed. “Now, April!” it screeched.
Kit rose and stood beside the bed, not of her volition. Her body willingly traipsed through the bedroom and into the main room where it stopped to stoop over a large metal canister. Her hands acted on their own accord, prying open the lid from atop the bin and using the small silver ladle inside to scoop cat food into the silver bowl.
“That’s better,” the black cat spoke as it sidled up beside her and began eating. Kit fell to the floor in a puddle as she again regained consciousness over her body. “Seriously, do we have to do this EVERY morning?” the cat remarked between bites. “It gets tiresome, you know.”
“Where am I?” Kit asked the creature.
“Don’t tell me you’ve forgotten… Again!…” the cat snapped, stealing a sideways glance at Kit. “Wait, you’re not April.”
Kit shook her head ‘No’ and stared at the creature.
The cat gazed at her. “Not again. Crap, this happens every year at this time. Is it that day already?” The cat leapt onto the table by the door and rummaged through the velvet bag, which had somehow returned to its proper perch. It pulled out a small calendar. “Sure enough, it is,” the cat exclaimed.
“Damn it, April, every single year since you screwed up that… Oh, never mind,” it sighed. “Alright, we can set things right again.”
The black cat settled in on the bed and waited.
The cat turned to Kit and studied her intently. “I don’t care who you are or where you came from, but do exactly as I say and we can get you home. If you botch this, you could wind up in limbo forever.”
Kit nodded ‘Yes’. Her eyes grew wide.
The cat led her back into the bedroom and nosed the candles into a wider star pentagram centered on the bed. “Now, sit in the middle of the circle,” it directed.
Kit climbed into the bed and perched herself atop her knees in the middle of the circle.
“Not like that!” the cat remarked, “Cross-legged.”
Kit corrected.
“Now focus on the clock and close your eyes. Keep focusing on the clock.”
Kit looked at the clock, still locked at 8:45, shut her eyes, and chirped, “How am I supposed to focus on the clock with my eyes cl—“
“Silence!” the cat growled. “You just see it in your mind. You know it’s there. It hasn’t changed.”
“Now, place your hands palm up on your knees. Keep focusing on the clock.”
Kit had no idea what the cat was doing. She could hear it slipping around and every once in awhile felt its fur brush past. The room began to smell of lavender, burnt cloves and patchouli, among other scents that she couldn’t recognize at all. The cat was wailing some low throaty growl as it circled her. Kit began to raise an eyelid.
“I told you to keep your eyes shut!” the cat snapped. “Seriously, just keep focusing on the clock.”
Kit saw the clock in her mind, the red blocky numbers stuck at 8:45 when the alarm had gone off. It hadn’t seemed to move at all from she had first gotten up to rush to work. It was always and still 8:45. The numbers etched themselves into her mind.
Kit woke with a start. She was back in her apartment, clutching her grey silk sheets and grey and white striped comforter. There were no black lace curtains or ceramic birds or plants or crystals or candles. And there was no sign of a cat anywhere to be found. The clock read 8:45.
Kit abruptly got dressed to leave, grabbed her actual purse in its faux designer glory from the table by the door, and called in to let them know she would be running a bit late. She breathed a sigh of relief as she made her way down the wallpapered corridor to the leasing office where she put in her month’s notice that she was going to move as soon as possible and that she would forfeit whatever remained of the month after she got out, before she hurriedly headed off to work. Her landlord shook his head as he watched her drive off, “Why can’t I keep anyone in that unit after the start of April?” he muttered to himself.
The black cat poses with a toy mouse on its head..
Please check out another of Jennifer Weigel’s witchy works from a previous figure modeling session on Haunted MTL here.
Jennifer Weigel is a multi-disciplinary mixed media conceptual artist residing in Kansas USA. Weigel utilizes a wide range of media to convey her ideas, including assemblage, drawing, fibers, installation, jewelry, painting, performance, photography, sculpture, video and writing. You can find more of her work at:
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Continuing our junkyard dawg werewolf story from the previous St. Patrick’s Days… though technically he’s more of a wolfwere but wolfwhatever. Anyway, here are Part 1 from 2022, Part 2 from 2023 and Part 3 from 2024 if you want to catch up.
Faerie Glen digitally altered photo from Jennifer Weigel’s Reversals series
Yeah I don’t know how you managed to find me after all this time. We haven’t been the easiest to track down, Monty and I, and we like it that way. Though actually, you’ve managed to find me every St. Patrick’s Day since 2022 despite me being someplace else every single time. It’s a little disconcerting, like I’m starting to wonder if I was microchipped way back in the day in 2021 when I was out lollygagging around and blacked out behind that taco hut…
Anyway as I’d mentioned before, that Scratchers was a winner. And I’d already moved in with Monty come last St. Patrick’s Day. Hell, he’d already begun the process of cashing in the Scratchers, and what a process that was. It made my head spin, like too many squirrels chirping at you from three different trees at once. We did get the money eventually though.
Since I saw you last, we were kicked out of Monty’s crap apartment and had gone to live with his parents while we sorted things out. Thank goodness that was short-lived; his mother is a nosy one for sure, and Monty didn’t want to let on he was sitting on a gold mine as he knew they’d want a cut even though they had it made already. She did make a mean brisket though, and it sure beat living with Sal. Just sayin.
Anyway, we finally got a better beater car and headed west. I was livin’ the dream. We were seeing the country, driving out along old Route 66, for the most part. At least until our car broke down just outside of Roswell near the mountains and we decided to just shack it up there. (Boy, Monty sure can pick ‘em. It’s like he has radar for bad cars. Calling them lemons would be generous. At least it’s not high maintenance women who won’t toss you table scraps or let you up on the sofa.)
We found ourselves the perfect little cabin in the woods. And it turns out we were in the heart of Bigfoot Country, depending on who you ask. I wouldn’t know, I’ve never seen one. But it seems that Monty was all into all of those supernatural things: aliens, Bigfoot, even werewolves. And finding out his instincts on me were legit only added fuel to that fire. So now he sees himself as some sort of paranormal investigator.
Whatever. I keep telling him this werewolf gig isn’t all that it’s cracked up to be, and it doesn’t work like in the movies. I wasn’t bitten, and I generally don’t bite unless provoked. He says technically I’m a wolfwere, to which I just reply “Where?” and smile. Whatever. It’s the little things I guess. I just wish everything didn’t come out as a bark most of the time, though Monty’s gotten pretty good at interpreting… As long as he doesn’t get the government involved, and considering his take on the government himself that would seem to be a long stretch. We both prefer the down low.
So here we are, still livin’ the dream. There aren’t all that many rabbits out here but it’s quiet and the locals don’t seem to notice me all that much. And Monty can run around and make like he’s gonna have some kind of sighting of Bigfoot or aliens or the like. As long as the pantry’s stocked it’s no hair off my back. Sure, there are scads of tourists, but they can be fun to mess around with, especially at that time of the month if I happen to catch them out and about.
Speaking of tourists, I even ran into that misspent youth from way back in 2021 at the convenience store; I spotted him at the Quickie Mart along the highway here. I guess he and his girlfriend were apparently on walkabout (or car-about) perhaps making their way to California or something. He even bought me another cookie. Small world. But we all knew that already…
Portrait of myself with dark makeup and crow skull headdress, backlit by the sun.
If you enjoyed this werewolf wolfwere wolfwhatever saga, feel free to check out more of Jennifer Weigel’s work here on Haunted MTL or here on her website.
You’ve seen me as Theda Bara, a Witch, and a Necromancer already (as well as Cleopatra, Elvis, and Andy Warhol) but here are some more fun costumes I’ve worn while figure modeling for the Friday morning art group at Hutchinson Art Center. The group is switching to Saturdays but hopefully I’ll still be able to make it in from time to time… Life’s a circus, or maybe a magic act in a shamanic ritual with Holly Hobbie… At any rate – beam me up Scotty, I have your missing spaceship part…
More Costumes from Jennifer Weigel figure modeling
Yeah yeah, so none of that was really all that terrifying. Just another time warp in all honesty. At least there’s still some residual Rocky Horror vibes to be found, but then again, there usually are with me when I get into the identity based costumes.
But in follow up and in the spirit of so much of my other randomness, here’s a music video for Everything Changes by Eytan and The Embassy. Check it out if you want to see some more fun costumes in an immersive homage montage experience unlike any other. (If the video doesn’t load, just follow the link here.) See how many artists you can recognize in this quick change setup. Ready… Set… Go!
Here’s another view of Heaven in this twisted little afterlife story from Jennifer Weigel, titled All That Remains. Trigger warning: religious themes, suggestions of rape & murder.
Aspiring digitally manipulated photo from Jennifer Weigel’s Reversals series
I didn’t remember dying. I only vaguely remembered the thread of my life being weighed at the pearly gates. And now, here I was, in awe of the splendor of it all. I looked at the Heaven all around me. Everything was light and love. The sunlight sparkled off of the hills and valleys of the clouds, casting everything in a gossamer glow. Angelic faces shone with mirth and merriment from their depths. It was the most beautiful visage I had ever seen.
Until he showed up.
“Hey there, glad to see you made it,” Sebastian said. His words slithered off his tongue, just as they had during the trial. “I’m here to serve as your guide, to show you around Eternity.”
“But…” I stammered, looking at my feet. I still felt repulsed by him, couldn’t stand to look him in the eye. I wanted to strangle him, but I managed to tamp that feeling down by averting his gaze. “How did you get here?”
“I accepted Christ into my heart, just as you did. Isn’t it beautiful?” He grinned. His red hair bobbed up and down as he nodded. “Forgiveness is a blessing.”
“One you didn’t deserve,” I muttered under my breath, unsure of the proper etiquette or protocol for engaging with others in this place, or just how and why he would ever have been forgiven for his sins. “Where is my daughter?”
Sebastian frowned. “I’m sorry to say she never accepted Christ into her heart, and so she isn’t here,” he answered.
“What?” I seethed, anger bubbling from where it had roiled just below the surface. “How can this be?”
“Look, I don’t make the rules,” Sebastian spoke.
“But you’re here. And she’s not. No thanks to you!” My voice trembled as it rose.
“I understand your frustration. But it is what it is,” he replied.
“You’re the one who killed her!” I yelled, no longer able to contain my fury. No one else seemed to notice, too wrapped up in their own afterlives to care.
“Yes, but that was before. And I paid for that with my own life. In the electric chair. Your justice was served,” Sebastian said.
“I know, but…” I sighed. “Why isn’t Julianne here?”
“Like I said, she didn’t accept Christ into her heart as we did. It’s that simple,” Sebastian reiterated. “We just went through this.”
“Don’t you regret that?” I asked.
“Regret what? That she hadn’t accepted Christ? How would I have known? And it wouldn’t have mattered at that time, anyway – I was a different person then. Regret is an interesting concept; I never really did get it.” Sebastian pondered aloud. “Even after I became a Christian. I suppose I knew I’d done wrong as far as anyone else was concerned, that I acted from a place of selfishness when I raped and killed those girls… Inner turmoil. Let’s call it inner turmoil. But that was in the past.”
I began to hyperventilate. This just couldn’t be happening. My beautiful daughter, her golden blonde hair and blue eyes forever etched into my memory. My baby girl, so sweet and innocent and naïve. She never should have hitchhiked that ride. If only I’d known what she was up to… She hadn’t even seen her sweet sixteen, she was only fifteen and a half at the time of the assault.
“It doesn’t matter now. Had Julianne accepted Christ into her heart, she’d be here with us now. She did nothing else wrong,” he continued, interrupting my reverie. “I suppose then I’d have done her a favor.”
“Wait. What?!” I asked, obviously fuming.
“I know now that she hadn’t. But I would have had no way of knowing that then. And it was before I converted,” he went on. “If I regret anything, it’s the two that came after.”
“After what?” I harped at him. “After my daughter! You killed four more girls since then.”
“No,” he whispered. “After I accepted Christ. I slipped up. I tried; I really did. But my needs weren’t being met and I found ways to justify it at the time.”
“You disgust me,” I spat. “How can you even consider yourself a Christian?”
“I am no less so than you at this point, considering where we are,” he replied. “We are both here now, are we not?”
“I suppose, but still…” I answered, taking inventory of my surroundings. I was sure I’d been granted admittance into Heaven, that I passed the test. I vaguely remembered having done so, and walking through the pearly gates. Was this all an illusion?
“I am a true Christian, as you are,” Sebastian continued. “Just as I’m still a Scotsman no matter how I take my tea. Shall we begin our tour?”
He reached out to me, palm extended in a gesture of grace. I wasn’t wholly sure of where I was, which version of Eternity I’d landed in. Everything about this place was still so glorious, peaceful and serene. And yet…
Hallowed Ground digitally manipulated photo from Jennifer Weigel’s Reversals series