A card and gifts for you here on Haunted MTL…

front of Christmas card
inside of Christmas card

It’s Christmas at Ground Zero by Weird Al Yankovic

Everywhere the atom bombs are dropping / It’s the end of all humanity / No more time for last minute shopping / It’s time to face your final destiny

Front of card features a snow scene with children making a snowman and sledding in vivid neon colors on black background. Inside of card features an altered still life drawing with gas mask and skull.

horrific hand painted holiday ornaments

Ornaments for you including:

Satan Claus, wearing his finest blood red velvet coat with black fur trim, his black Rasputin beard and glowing eyes staring at you… Is that a candy cane or a club in his hand, red with blood?

Poison Yew, dripping with toxins and decked out in blood red finery… such an evil tree…

Possessed Krampus, the glowing-eyed demon of lore and twisted and perverted behind-the-scenes friend of Rudolph who really knows why Rudolph’s nose glows so bright (with the blood of sacrifice)…

Portrait of myself with dark makeup and crow skull headdress, backlit by the sun.