LTD: Satan Apologizes for Leaving Portal to Hell Open
MEXICO CITY — In response to recent events, Satan spoke to the media today to apologize for causing an…
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Merry Christmas Krampusnacht!
A card and gifts for you here on Haunted MTL… It’s Christmas at Ground Zero by Weird Al Yankovic…
LTD: Satanists Prepare for Rosemary’s Baby Shower
NEW YORK CITY – Prominent Satanists Roman and Minnie Castavet have extended a shower invitation to all NYC-area cult…
LTD: Babysitter Narrowly Escapes Night From Hell
Chicago, IL. It was a typical day for Brenda Jiffy, renowned babysitter and LEGO wrangler. She received an email…
