Can the Netflix Sandman stand up to its graphic novel and most excellent audible book version? The Demons hit this question and more with their specially guest Amelie as they take on Sandman, Sharknado, Les yeux sans visage, and Sharkside of the Moon!

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Transcripts (Sandman and the others…sorta!)

00:00.00
jim_phoenix
Hey, everyone Jim Phoenix here and boy do we have an exciting stupor special streaming demons come in your way. We’ve got oh what’s that we got a special guest from Allway from France I’m not do fromage. We’ve got Amalie. With ah cast is this aunt ah sunk does aunt his own face I forgot what it is slap is a punchline. We’ve got the old or new with Jm Brannik something about sharks. We’ve got the borrowed with Sandman ah, and then we. Pile on and I defend the best movie with Ian Zaing ever ah shark aal so all this a more on the next streaming demons hit it.

01:16.41
jim_phoenix
Ah, close enough. Hey everyone Jim Phoenix here and boy do we have an amazing amazing thing. We have a special if it’s all special guest. That’s right, we’ll introduce them in a moment. But none I want to welcome each and every one of you. Streaming demons are if you brand new streaming demons. Don’t worry walk you through it. The premise is simple none you send me your mother’s maid a name then your socialist not no what that’s the wrong one was a stream of demons. Okay, no, no, no, it was a borrow something borrowed something new. Something blue and something old. Probably the wedding rhyme I’ve only been divorced apparently 4 times this year so I’m still getting that wedding thing down Pat and we always gang up on our movie now. It’s a brand new thing and of course when I say we I mean myself and our very special special. Co-host relate the besties whateverzis back from their canadian tour. We’ve got another than jm brannic say hello and from oh gosh I think I detect a maybe a Montreal accent from this new person.

02:21.90
Boxhuman
Honey.

02:34.64
jim_phoenix
All the way from oh or you from Emily where you from France the prop. Okay, you went from France to prague good for you get out of France that’s that’s good that’s that’s that’s nice I can drink to that so that’s right we get international now.

02:36.66
Emily
So I came from France no for friends but actually I leave in prague check republic.

02:54.58
jim_phoenix
Ah, ah and they are bringing the fire. It’s all gonna be so fun and because I’m a very lazy person I always let the special guest None go first and there’s no guest specialr than your name’s Emily right? M up.

03:08.71
Emily
You can call me Emily if you want to pardon. Um Emily oh ah, dare you and I’m your guest how dare you I’m offended.

03:12.42
jim_phoenix
Oh stop nor was that how it recalled Emily how’s it called? what was your name. What’s your name again. Ah.

03:21.10
Boxhuman
Yeah, yeah, and just.

03:25.69
jim_phoenix
Oh really I’m offended is don’t blame me have to blame. Yeah, he is just him those baby order.

03:26.75
Emily
How dare you men.

03:31.40
Emily
Oh, but he’s a pooros child come on you grunip man. Oh oh my god how dare you all La Lo Lo Lo lo lo lo lo

03:36.29
jim_phoenix
Um, how dare I I think she’s going by height I think she’s chose like.

03:38.79
Boxhuman
Are you sure he’s grown up I don’t think he’s grown up I don’t think grown about oh fair enough true.

03:45.15
Emily
Um, you’re very tall by the size but you’re very tall by anyway. So ah.

03:51.39
Boxhuman
Um, where’s the but um, um, ah.

03:53.13
jim_phoenix
Wow hey now. Okay, so I still have the deleted but here we go ily Emily please? what’s your movie I know I killed a name I killed a joke of the name but it’s like ah Liz. You signs massage something like that is it early.

04:12.29
Emily
Well done Liz Juson visage yes sir so today I’m here to present Liz Juson visage ah face the eyes without a face. It’s a french italy italian like sorry yes it is. It is a song. It is a song from Bibi Iol and

04:23.16
jim_phoenix
Billie Idol you’re presenting ours a song. Okay, that’s a movie ever there.

04:31.91
Emily
Fun fact when I was explaining to you last time I wanted to present the movie. Its just song visage. You told me it was a bit adult song is that right? Yes so I was listening to that song during my preparation and I found out after years and years listening to the song the qrus.

04:39.29
jim_phoenix
That is correct.

04:40.16
Boxhuman
Yes.

04:51.35
Emily
Sing in French les you song visage and I never notice that I’m serious next time listen to the song the chos sing les you song visage I thought it was a piano.

04:56.16
Boxhuman
And.

04:56.20
jim_phoenix
Me Neither are you serious.

05:09.18
Emily
No, it’s not a piano. It’s a chorus.

05:10.20
Boxhuman
Oh and you know what I’m gonna listen to that I’m gonna listen to that and I’m gonna dance. But I know that he he wrote that song because of the movie. Yes, it’s a group. Yeah, um.

05:10.61
jim_phoenix
You you know Emily’s gonna punk us all and send us a damn Rick Ashley link you know that right? That’s a Rick roll.

05:23.85
jim_phoenix
Do they really God Damn it.

05:25.40
Emily
Yeah, so ah, sorry so I’m here to present my favorite movie of all the time liziason visage so of eyes without a face. It was really in 9060 it’s a french italian black and white movie.

05:29.77
Boxhuman
But go ahead and tell us all about it.

05:30.17
jim_phoenix
This.

05:45.14
Emily
It was co turned and directed by georges franje. So it’s about a surgeon who tries to repair his daughter’s re face by grafting onto it. The faces of a beautiful woman. Ha So the movie was so horrific that audience members in many countries.

05:57.50
Boxhuman
Got.

06:04.77
Emily
Who were in the Cinema faintinged during the screening. No joke.

06:07.60
jim_phoenix
Wait a minute I told you that in private I didn’t think you would tell everyone else. That’s dude come on do what should I tell us so tell a cigarette about you now is that we’re gonna do I think you do.

06:14.99
Emily
Oh come on dude I like I like to share secrets man I like to share thing you need to understand how already awful this movie is it makes people faint so it makes people fainted.

06:17.40
Boxhuman
I knew I.

06:28.29
Boxhuman
I Knew you were alive and watching that movie at that time I knew it and fainting just.

06:32.75
jim_phoenix
In the theater and set I know I know I’m fainting oh damsel. Ah, but does go to teeth. It goes with the teeth I So besides ah, but you know they fainted the exorcist too and I just giggle.

06:35.30
Emily
Oh damn here we are they know now you are vampire dude. You’re not real. You’re vampire.

06:49.84
Boxhuman
Well I mean for that time too like that was I mean the.

06:50.20
Emily
Um, but here.

06:55.21
jim_phoenix
Okay, at that time.

06:55.29
Emily
And and and now brani brani you need to know it’s not people fainting in the cinema just during the sixty s but also a year ago so because let me tell you something the movie is studied in France as an art piece because in France we consider.

07:04.33
Boxhuman
But.

07:06.65
jim_phoenix
Bait.

07:14.16
Emily
Old movie like Fn of luitima. So there is an high school in sales of friends renting the movie and they were a projection in the cinema of the town and 5 students were taken by ambulance during some movie. No job.

07:28.27
Boxhuman
No no.

07:29.52
jim_phoenix
But oh no, no, no, no no I I No no no I agree I agree because French are pussies.

07:33.11
Emily
No job. Oh come on Dude how dare you come to friends come to pray come come come come. My friend don’t hide beyond your computer I Love challenge man. So this is.

07:35.86
Boxhuman
Ah, oh yeah.

07:42.44
jim_phoenix
But come where ah is that a challenge you to come get me, you gonna come get me now. Okay.

07:49.21
Boxhuman
I’ll.

07:52.92
Emily
Ah, thing about this movie I Love that movie because it’s orific. It’s but at the same time. It’s real what I mean by that it’s not a simple movie like for example, so where you have cgis. You’ve got a monster. You’ve got gruesome blood etc.

08:00.86
jim_phoenix
Now.

08:11.60
Emily
It’s very classy. It’s very proper. So let me explain to you why it’s a movie who is based on the novel of the same name by Jean who Don so you’ve got to book Jean Ho Don oh ah

08:20.10
jim_phoenix
Wait way wait who who’s who wrote the thing baby yoder Run How baby yoda must be really old. He’s wise though he’s a sage. He’s a green little sage.

08:25.86
Boxhuman
Ah, you know I’m here to listen and like I’m here to listen I’m eating this up because this is I find this all fascinating and you keep.

08:36.75
jim_phoenix
But baby go as good choose a force hand to like do the surgery though that be kind of cool I think you need it.

08:41.37
Emily
Jim admit it you’re racist against french people admit it you can’t spell french my french name you cannot pronounce my name. You don’t know how to save the title you o.

08:45.79
Boxhuman
Ah.

08:50.68
jim_phoenix
I could spell your french name your french name is OSCA OS my Oscar wire meaner. Yeah I’m sorry is all you need.

09:01.15
Emily
Um, woo Hasist raista.

09:04.60
Boxhuman
Yeah, the ah again, he’s controlling all of these people near controlling all of it and it’s sad it’s sad Jim

09:05.30
jim_phoenix
Thank you, Thank you.

09:12.19
jim_phoenix
Ah, but controlling nothing people are just like.

09:15.14
Emily
That let him control 1 thing on his life.

09:21.82
jim_phoenix
It is a sad thing. This is my introduction. Ah oh yeah, ah then really, that’s what I think.

09:24.00
Boxhuman
This is your intervention by the way. Yeah.

09:26.77
Emily
It’s okay Gene we will love you. You know we love you. We love you. We love you Jim you’re doing great good boy good boy good boy Jim good boy.

09:29.33
Boxhuman
Ah, you’re all right.

09:40.50
jim_phoenix
That’s what pain things too. So you’re saying this book is written by and then made people pass out because they need I Oh wait I know when they pass it out. They need more of that way. They wouldn’t pass out.

09:45.69
Emily
Yeah, so it’s John would.

09:53.16
Emily
Maybe maybe the official answer is that the non-official is this movie is so good people pass out So this is the thing you’ve got a book who was written. You’ve got a book who is totally orific. You’ve got the mad scientists. You’ve got.

10:00.66
Boxhuman
Yes, what.

10:11.75
Emily
Blood you’ve got murder. You’ve got everything good right? But the thing is we are 906015 years after the second world war and you’ve got the cens so to avoid the problem with european sussor arms. Ah a monster.

10:24.61
jim_phoenix
I ah.

10:31.50
Emily
You don’t like the story. Oh come on. Okay.

10:32.60
jim_phoenix
See where and we as we know we do this live and I believe the child’s on my side. Yeah, the child’s on my side. Yeah, okay.

10:39.86
Boxhuman
Well of course a child would be on your side.

10:39.88
Emily
Yes, yeah, always of course.

10:47.64
Boxhuman
Yes.

10:47.73
jim_phoenix
Or we don’t know if it’s a child or just a french person who saw the movie because they’re both crying. Let me see is it I screen this movie today. This is what it sound like from France yeah, that that’s what I sounded from France so I don’t know maybe is.

10:50.29
Emily
Are who.

10:58.92
Emily
Ah.

10:59.61
Boxhuman
I apologize I apologize to all of our probably 1 listener in France.

11:07.41
jim_phoenix
And if you are in France write to me and I’ll send you some.

11:13.65
Boxhuman
Don’t eat them. Don’t eat them. Don’t make the same mistake.

11:15.50
jim_phoenix
You to can pass out if he eat my cookies. Oh that sounds like again Rape is not a sponsor. But oh sir this is this of course. Ah, okay I have a I have a real question I know right? I can actually dis how long is the book I never saw the book or the movie.

11:21.00
Boxhuman
No no. Is the earth.

11:27.54
Emily
Yes, go ahead. Ah the book. All it’s some normal size book. You know our typical ah be movie book Orific with ah yeah, it’s um.

11:34.54
jim_phoenix
Ah, the company back forgot. Okay, cool.

11:45.91
Emily
It’s from a collection of aura aa collection orific collection in France ah it was published in None he yard a good success in his field you know, but it since the movie it became very famous.

11:51.92
jim_phoenix
Oh wow.

11:59.93
Boxhuman
And.

12:01.69
Emily
So to evolve problem with the european selfor fra ju was told to not include too much blood which would upset french sensors reframe from showing animal cruelty which would upset english sensor and funny enough leave out Matt San character

12:13.45
jim_phoenix
Death.

12:20.96
Emily
Because it would upset the gem censor no jock no jock yeah because you need to take the history side of 1960 it’s fifteen years after the None one war people who are going to seeize a movie lived during the serone world war so they saw blood bombarding.

12:21.10
jim_phoenix
What is wow.

12:29.76
Boxhuman
But right.

12:35.99
Boxhuman
Hit me up.

12:40.16
Emily
Torture etc. So you’ve got a lot of problem with it. It’s a french italian movie. So it’s going to be released in Italy France uk Germany see what I mean so they need to be proper pattern.

12:49.40
jim_phoenix
Oh no, so it’s dubbed did they have to dub it. So if it’s a if it’s an Italian horror move from that era. That means they have to dub it because of the world War I proclamation of throw some French end the dogga.

12:51.50
Boxhuman
Yeah, yeah.

12:59.77
Emily
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, my friend no because ah um, it’s French it was. It’s well it’s a French Italian movie because a producer and so director I Italian and you’ve got actors from Italy etc. But.

13:00.47
Boxhuman
Um, those it was French We come.

13:18.48
Emily
It’s a french french movie it was made in France um, directed by french you’ve got french actors etc so it’s more french than italian it’s just you know there is 1 italian actress.

13:19.75
jim_phoenix
And.

13:21.78
Boxhuman
It feels very front.

13:33.34
Emily
There is a production with a little bit if Italians just a founding but it’s a French French movie.

13:36.50
Boxhuman
And it feels French It does like because you know you can feel especially in that area like the Italian you know when that was kind of starting to take off and but anyway, what.

13:36.52
jim_phoenix
So you’re saying this movie what Phil friends. Yeah.

13:49.58
jim_phoenix
3 but what you’re saying is sorry yeah some brand.

13:53.72
Boxhuman
Well I was just going to say it like so with the censorship. Um, what do you think? what kind of corners did they have to cut and do you think that was kind of worth it with the story.

14:03.14
Emily
Everything because um, by censoring the movie. They created a masterpiece a masterpiece who later on inspired pedro amodova to do the skin I live in have you ever watched this movie.

14:11.40
Boxhuman
You know.

14:17.52
jim_phoenix
Oh.

14:17.57
Boxhuman
Oh more? Okay, yeah.

14:21.29
Emily
I Like this movie you see what I mean so um, when you watch the movie. It looks so real. It’s horrific like there is no towns of blood or you don’t have a scary monster. The people I saw.

14:29.17
Boxhuman
Ah.

14:40.20
Emily
Um, this movie. It’s people I met in real life. The person who’s got ptsd form the second world war. Um, the doctors I met in hospital who explained to you they going to put you a cateter on and you’re going to be fed by a cable in Yadaji and Yadada is yeah.

14:41.28
Boxhuman
Ah.

14:57.99
Boxhuman
And I.

14:58.31
jim_phoenix
Cable the xmen Oh my christ. How do we afford cable I can afford like internet. Let’s actually no see That’s a double drug.

14:59.65
Emily
Yeah, so what? I like about this movie. It’s a dialogue nowadays when you go to the cinema movies are 3 hours long you’ve got way too much cgi dialogue are totally bad. Um, you’re not entertain. It’s sometimes boring. You’ve got seen who are useless but here with this movie. It’s 90 minutes long it’s black and white. Um, you’ve got amazing dialogue amazing actor for example, Dr. Jean Si who is a professor. Performs a different operation is played by the actor pierre braser pier wassa is a big a list actor in France is a theater actor is a cinema actor. He’s a big name is from a family of huge as actors. Oh.

15:53.34
jim_phoenix
He’s from a family of baby. Yoda oh go peer who here who.

15:57.25
Emily
Oh how dare you insult tier Rasa you are insulting all the French culture. How dare you I came here as a good person I’m so innocent I give you the culture I’m sharing. You know what.

16:00.31
Boxhuman
Ah, yeah.

16:06.68
Boxhuman
I Know I’m so sorry I’m so sorry I apologize I Really do apologize on his behalf and about on the behalf of really I.

16:07.80
jim_phoenix
Um, as the innocent as a innocent. Ah, a boot you spent like a minute in Canada you’re experiencing a boot a boot you trying to get a visa. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

16:22.59
Boxhuman
Okay, I’m trying to fit in I’m trying to fit in over there shut up. Okay, no yeah, yeah, try.

16:24.30
Emily
At least she try at least she try not like somebody who’s been living in Mo don’t speak any french.

16:31.42
jim_phoenix
My know French watches un know those tras Quao cincoincoess.

16:34.64
Boxhuman
And hi.

16:36.10
Emily
All La La you ever rest this to world. You know what? I think you ate Latin people you ate French you disrespectful with Mexican or Spanish speaker come on admit it you’re racist I made it sir and I admit it.

16:47.40
Boxhuman
And I need a I need a kazoo I need the 0 right now all right? So ah, okay so with the because I’m spoiler alert I’ve seen this movie I love this movie. Yes I love this movie.

16:47.67
jim_phoenix
Um, am I am I Oh with the conceival On. Um.

17:02.57
jim_phoenix
Oh did you really am I know I would not see this.

17:07.10
Emily
See somebody who has culture interest and intellectual. That’s nice. That’s night force change Wink wink.

17:07.34
Boxhuman
Yes, and honestly, it’s wasted you. It’s we used it on you because yeah, but also I watched it.

17:12.37
jim_phoenix
Um, yeah, well they also watch like Shark fun like was a space.

17:20.75
Boxhuman
In the French without any dub gym. So like I know you would be like complaining the entire time. Yeah exactly Um, now when you’re talking about the dialogue because obviously I’m American trying to be Canadian guys. Anybody anybody out there. Want it.

17:24.62
jim_phoenix
Ought to read Oh God I carried.

17:28.27
Emily
So.

17:39.92
Boxhuman
To house me. No I’m just kidding. Um, but when you’re speaking about the dialogue I can only you know, read the subtitles and get the thing. Do you think that there is something that kind of gets lost in translation with them.

17:51.33
Emily
Yes, unfortunately because I watch on Youtube some scene you know to prepare this podcast and by out of curiosity I read the movie only with the subtitle and you can’t translate emotion.

18:04.49
jim_phoenix
I.

18:10.70
Emily
Feeling you can’t translate pun you can’t translate information. You can’t just say oh open the door and that’s all there is many ways to speak french you know you’ve got the scientist way. You’ve got ah the friendly way. You’ve got the streetway exit etc. And with a dialogue and the acting you create a beautiful movie For instance when you watch the movie. The doctor. So main character is a villain. He speak like a doctor in France you have a manner to speak when you’re a doctor you are. Puy you know you speak like this with a big voice very quietly you pause your word you stop Pierre Raser really play very well as the actor. Plus you have many information about the backstory of different.

18:49.80
Boxhuman
Ah.

19:07.74
Emily
Actors for instance, louise with professor assistants. She as an accent. She’s a foreigner. So for you, maybe you don’t notice. She’s a foreigner until 1 of the guy talking the cymmetry during the burial and say oh this is louise.

19:14.27
Boxhuman
Um, oh.

19:25.14
Emily
She is a professor assistant. She’s a foreigner simple as that. Yeah correct Yeah, you’re right? You’re right? So Ho Ho is I know you say something stupid but actually it’s interesting.

19:26.63
Boxhuman
Yes, um.

19:27.62
jim_phoenix
Yeah, and she lasts like this ah ha. That’s how I knew.

19:35.48
jim_phoenix
I know is is that stupid is is correct. Ah, um.

19:39.47
Emily
They say Ho Ho Ho they speak with their and they’ve got the accent. There is a fascel ah also is very important and from a French port of view. You know she is a foreigner. She’s got a German accent.

19:47.17
jim_phoenix
Horse me the.

19:52.47
Boxhuman
And.

19:54.30
Emily
Ah, which remind me of very old movie. You know for like Frankenstein when you have the mad scientist with ego who are the slavic accent and yes master I come to you? Yes, you know what? I mean so you’ve got this strange woman who is Mr use and who has an accent you know.

20:04.94
Boxhuman
Yes I.

20:12.82
Emily
And people in France especially during the sixty s were very racist. They didn’t like foreigner so being german after the second world war I was not very welcoming so she is a monster you know own sense. So the interesting thing about the characters are you’ve got the 3 architect.

20:20.73
Boxhuman
And. Oh.

20:32.70
Emily
Archetyped character. You’ve got the mit scientist played by the Dr Grenii who is actually a war ero. He’s well respectcted. He’s rich. He’s a professor from Paris he helps a lot of people we see a scene in the hospital where he’s taking care of a child.

20:50.97
jim_phoenix
Wait wait wait wait wait What was child’s name. Do you know was it Maybe I’m not gonna say anything. Maybe no I think it’s I think it maybe out of.

20:51.29
Emily
Taking care of young women. no no, no no we don’t know we don’t know his name I think his name is I don’t remember his name but he has a typical old french name like Francois Pierre Paul very simple it’s just

20:56.19
Boxhuman
Don’t say baby? Yoda yeah.

21:08.11
jim_phoenix
Paul.

21:11.19
Emily
It’s just a simple name. You know it’s just a second character you have this interest. This film is interesting because so villain is not wanted person villain. He’s very human you can so you can How can I say um you can have pity for him.

21:23.80
jim_phoenix
Us still humanizing. Yeah, there’s.

21:26.55
Boxhuman
You can empathize with them. Yeah.

21:29.86
Emily
You can have pity for him. Yes, because he lived during the second world war he stayed into second world War to cure people to heal people to help people to upgrade people. He saved many lives. He’s rich. He’s very intelligent. He help everyone. He’s respectful. However, we learn.

21:45.40
jim_phoenix
Thank you? Oh there, you talking about me divorce. Yeah Ke A quaz.

21:49.23
Emily
His wife died four years ago we don’t know why we suppose maybe disease or something fat ex that yeah ala a a shock a sha came along Ben dead. Um, we know his daughter his only daughter on each side out of bad car accident and she was dis figuregured.

21:51.75
Boxhuman
Card None Right.

22:07.61
Emily
Burn alive so we’ve got with sanize with him. We like this guy did very good deeds and high of thanks well dead wife and a daughter who’s disfigured for life. You know and Louise Louise she’s a professor assistant and she’s loyal. She is the one who trapped woman to come to the manor to get disfigure operated you know and we learn during an episode of ptsd she was victim of bombarding when we saw. Ah, plane flying away on the sky. So she starts to alter her neck. She’s scared. She’s panicked and we learn. In fact, she was a victim of bombarding she was operated by the professor who saved her face is like a plastic surgeon. She’s a very beautiful woman. And she’s wearing a necklace a very tight necklace like a dog lish so you’ve got the world for example, coier in french coier. It’s a necklace but it’s also a coier for a dog a leash so she’s like the dog of the professor. She obey him.

23:13.12
Boxhuman
And.

23:13.15
jim_phoenix
Oh yeah, and see this is what I’m gonna say I’m a break character for a half second Emily actually I know we joke about I think we’re joking about not liking french people but you’ve actually taught me more french than i. Learned in moreiial the school is here I know absolutely thank you? Absolutely thank about that now, you’re saying this movie has no big gore cgi. So it’s all craft of effects and you I do like movies that you can kind of sympathize with the villain because.

23:35.00
Emily
You’re welcome.

23:50.34
jim_phoenix
As you know, even as David Ten would say no villain thinks are the villain but that doesn’t necessarily mean that they’re likable. You know like Trump doesn’t think he’s a villain is just you know he thinks he’s right, you know Dar Vader never thought he was the villain he thought he was doing the right thing.

23:57.14
Emily
Correct. Yes.

24:08.63
jim_phoenix
And so we have someone who’s thinking he’s doing the right thing but still relatable to us So like maybe we would have done the same thing in his shoes.

24:15.42
Emily
This is a thing his drive to manness because of the second world war because of injustice of God I suppose because it’s a man who is hurt his wife died his daughter is disfigured and for what.

24:19.41
Boxhuman
Um, yeah.

24:35.17
Emily
He has everything he’s rich. He’s got a beautiful manner. He’s got a girlfriend who is very beautiful. You see what I mean like during the burial so this is the thing he um Louise kidnapped a woman they operates a woman. The woman tried to escape and she died.

24:39.80
jim_phoenix
Is got baby order. Yeah.

24:54.78
Emily
During her escape 10 She goes to the None floor and she fell from the roof. It’s an accident so they throw the body in a lake a river they finds a body. The doctor goes to the police station to recognize ah his daughter’s body and he said yeah, it’s my daughter and.

24:58.72
jim_phoenix
Ah, most Russian doctors do yes.

25:14.51
Emily
There is a talk between him and the real father of the victim and he’s like hi. We are looking for our daughter. It’s been wi. She’s missing that I didda-dada it’s like are you sure it’s your daughter is like sir I’m sure it’s my daughter and that’s really strange I’m the one who has to comfort you while. My daughter is dead and he’s just called you know and during the burol of the fake daughter. You have two frenchmen who talked about the families. They preintroduce a different character so daughter had a car accident. She was disfigured four years ago

25:34.13
jim_phoenix
Ah.

25:52.91
Emily
Moso Die Vc the assistant. She’s a foreigner. She’s a mysterious woman nobody knows about her and the doctor is famous rich and he has everything and he says that sentence It’s not because you are rich and you have everything you are happy like see what I mean.

26:08.51
Boxhuman
Um I think and I I like to I like to with the doctor. It doesn’t seem like he he like when I watched it. It didn’t seem like he.

26:12.57
Emily
Success doesn’t give you luck basically correct.

26:13.69
jim_phoenix
Yes, success never gives you things like.

26:28.46
Boxhuman
Thought he was ah a good guy. He was like this is what I have to do for my daughter you know, like like I can be the villain so that she can she can live and have a normal life. You know? Yeah I mean.

26:30.73
Emily
Correct.

26:39.38
jim_phoenix
Should so basically a parent ah like the parents The of real parents should do that.

26:40.19
Emily
Yeah, correct yeah because it won’t you say to her you say to her you need to follow the protocol you need to be very clear careful with this with that that that so now we will talk about Christian which is. So professor daughter she is very beautiful. She is very beautiful. She’s very poetic. She’s very sensual. She’s very light. She’s like a beautiful flower. She is the soul of the movie. She’s wearing a beautiful white dress. And she has a mask a very feminine mask like the mask is just a pure beauty. You have a lovely nose amazing lips. It’s very thin details and she’s beautiful. You know she’s disfigured but she’s so beautiful with this mask and this mask. Really inspire the movie the skin I live in and many movies short movies novel and also a video clip in rock music and she is played by the fantastic Eddie Jacob

27:52.15
jim_phoenix
Not cool.

27:54.70
Emily
And when she woke she doesn’t walk like you and me she walk like a ghost she played your lot with her and she looked like a doll. She’s taking care by Louise during all the movie. She’s like a None mother for her and she brush her hair.

27:57.18
Boxhuman
Funny fuck.

28:12.67
Emily
And she puts a mask on Louise and when they talk to Louisa talk like this with a so voice and for the doctors. The doctor doesn’t talk to her like a woman he talks to her like a little girl Louis Christian you need to wear your mask christian b a christian doesn’t. Don’t wear makeup christians these christians that knowing Christian she is a grownup she’s over twenty one years old and she’s a fiancee of another doctor walk with Dr Grenici so you have this beautiful dull gostic. Do I would say who just. Fly away in the room with her prison. She’s very feminine, very innocent and there is a scene where christian goes to the operation room and sees a new victim and she tried to touch the face of the victim and she doesn’t touch his face. She just. Stay out of few sentimentter from the face and the victim wake up and she sees the face of Christian who is awful. You see a big eye. She’s disfigured. It’s it’s like a zombie like it’s it’s it’s really. Setting to watch and it’s just none so ago but you see everything and so makeups a detail is just gruesome and it’s perfect. Ah yeah, that’s how you feel when you take off your mask friend.

29:31.62
jim_phoenix
Um, yeah, but I was still swipe right on that I mean is a pandemic and she has a good personality I think that’s sort of ah if I ever take off a mask I’ll let you guys know so it’s got cool.

29:43.49
Boxhuman
The.

29:49.81
jim_phoenix
Setting. It’s got a cool writing what would you give this out of 5 guthulos 5 being the best 1 being a.

29:55.49
Emily
Um, it depends. How do you know it? What’s important because for me because for me, it’s a 5 because by censoring I’m telling you why by censoring the movie they created a movie who is real. They so the worst.

29:59.10
jim_phoenix
However, you wish however, you wish wow Jesus Christ

30:15.19
Emily
Scene there is 2 wars seen who really upsets me till this day. The None scene is the operation you see the operation of the say they take the face out of the None victim and you see the blood. There is not a lot of blood but it looks like a scientific documentary the film.

30:15.68
jim_phoenix
There.

30:35.19
Emily
Was filmed as a serent documentary. You’ve got the voice of experience a different metal medical method. You’ve got to scene where there is a None operation did on Christian and unfortunately the skin gets spoiled.

30:53.80
jim_phoenix
The.

30:54.95
Emily
She has an infection so you don’t you just see pictures picture number one February February Christian it’s green picture number 2 20 of February array blah blah blah blah blah blah picture number 4 and you’ve got all this medical um information. It’s It’s very simple and by doing a simple movie without gruesome blood monster on anything. It’s scary because it can be real. It can be your neighbor It can be your gp. It can be you maybe your say your killer and we don’t know.

31:26.29
jim_phoenix
Hey damn it You know how many times someone’s asked me that I would be a millionaire by a dollar fer Meton I Maybe maybe maybe above that to prove it.

31:33.90
Emily
You should ask people. You should ask people for a dollar every time they say you have like a but.

31:39.73
Boxhuman
You should do a poll.

31:43.27
jim_phoenix
So you were giving us a 5 brat because you saw that I’m I’m curious is bryant’s very hard grade bra. What would you give it really damn.

31:46.56
Boxhuman
I am hard honestly it is. It’s a very haunting piece. It is I mean just her eyes in it are like she said just so haunting and it really sticks with you. Um, if you’re not a fan of that Era you probably should.

32:05.73
Emily
Correct.

32:06.41
Boxhuman
Skip out on it but it did it it. It does stick with you so long after so I would probably give it probably of 4 7 5 yeah.

32:16.11
jim_phoenix
Out 4.9872 a wow um, but that’s not like still horace horrors horror.

32:19.10
Emily
Now I agree with her because there is for example, no nudity or there is no monster. There is no monster dude now. But you you see what I mean there is no monster. There is no gruesome mother. It’s very clean and classy. Um.

32:28.48
Boxhuman
Um.

32:37.69
Boxhuman
It’s it is very classy. Yes, it’s art film. Yeah.

32:37.75
Emily
It’s a kind of move. Yeah, it’s very classy like it’s straight to the point. That’s what I really like about that because now this movie is as I told you before it’s way too long way too much cgi during the the beginning of the none century. It was 95% dialogue and the rest was makeup close light etcter etc. Nowadays. It’s ninety five percent cgi two percent makeup and the rest is a little bit of dialogue if we can consider dialogue.

33:05.41
jim_phoenix
And. I got get my hobbits habits second ones. Well you know what? Ah we had a None 4.7596 2 3 Yeah I’m not following that I’m not following that So branock is gonna bring it from classy to.

33:12.80
Boxhuman
Thin.

33:20.80
Boxhuman
Yeah.

33:26.89
Boxhuman
To to to not classy, trashy classy to trashy. Ah so it’s a to be original. Yes, they do through Asylum Do you remember Asylum films right.

33:28.74
jim_phoenix
I’m guessing sharks or some shit What what movie did you get what movie did you get bradock film tobi has originals now fuck me I do remember Asylum Holy shit to we bought asylum.

33:45.67
Boxhuman
Okay, well I don’t think they bought I think they’re yeah they I think they’re just doing a distribution like buddy buddy handshake deal in the bathroom type thing. Um, and ah so Asylum has been doing some movies for them and so I saw a.

33:47.56
jim_phoenix
Are they doing some sort of distribution.

33:53.73
jim_phoenix
I.

34:03.87
Boxhuman
Ah, an interesting title and I was like you know what? Um yep, it was baby Yoda and I’m like I’m just gonna go for it. You know and it is called shark side of the moon and ah it is.

34:14.54
jim_phoenix
O christ.

34:19.72
Boxhuman
It’s not eyes without a face if we’re talking about cgi and very little dialogue. Ah no, no, no, there are sharks on the dark side of the moon for what reason and why I don’t know.

34:25.39
jim_phoenix
There’s no sharks. There’s no shark side of the moon. They had a cgi that on them. Okay. Yeah.

34:39.21
Boxhuman
Um, and it it does have scientists in it Also like as without a face so you know it’s classy in that I Guess so um, so yeah, so they they did their Bust. Um. I would Imagine. Ah so it’s about ah doing trying to make Russians as Russians this time during the cold war and um, they were making Shark Grandmas cookies and shark.

35:06.72
jim_phoenix
Oh a force.

35:16.66
jim_phoenix
They’re making Grandmas cookggies and sharks. But as one does.

35:18.49
Boxhuman
Sharks and sharks together as a hybrid as one does and um, the sharks escaped and so the Russians ah somebody went to the moon and the sharks followed.

35:20.38
Emily
Nooks anything.

35:35.30
Boxhuman
And the sharks made a colony on the moon and now they’re I Um, that’s a good question I might have um, there was a lot of exposition. Yeah.

35:36.56
jim_phoenix
How the sharks go the Moon Fuck did they build a ship or something that goes like Alien they accidentally lots of Shark on their moon craft.

35:47.30
Emily
No, it’s because of the stone my friends a storm of shock.

35:51.82
jim_phoenix
Oh that’s that’s comes yeah that is true. Oh my God actually kind of like yeah church stay to go to space right? knock.

35:54.42
Boxhuman
The tour. Yeah, the Shark Nato were them. Yeah, and um, so one one prop that I will give this movie is that instead of having American actors have really bad Russian accents. Um, they did have people speak russian.

36:10.78
Emily
Ah, that’s nice because here in Europe people who try to be like this is Janeette she’s french and she comes and she has a big american accent when she speak french and you’re like no, she’s not french and they say mm yeah hey saborn and you’re like what.

36:14.35
Boxhuman
So that was nice.

36:21.31
Boxhuman
I Yeah ah so the blue ah I am friends. Yeah.

36:30.13
jim_phoenix
Um, on shore.

36:30.45
Emily
We we exactly we don’t say psychoblo anymore and youve because ah, ah, for example, people who are from Russia watch american movie or serieses and you’ve got russian people and there are british newspaper and britishines like what did they say as they say my shoes is blue it means anything nothing you know.

36:43.82
Boxhuman
And that honestly that could be that could be because I don’t speak Russian so they could have just been saying the entire time. My shoes are blue I didn’t say hated um is that still you.

36:51.46
jim_phoenix
Oh look who hates Russians. Ah oh wait is that is that a the I don’t know Ca powder risk I don’t know.

37:01.95
Boxhuman
Um, but so again, we’re like so somehow we’re in the future like future future and there’s a spacecraft and something happens with the spacecraft so they have to land on the dark side of the moon but it was really funny because they’re.

37:11.29
jim_phoenix
To choose your future.

37:19.77
Boxhuman
Their telecommunication devices to speak with everybody now. The people the people were literally Airpods like just straight up Airpods like not even like I don’t know some some I don’t know stick.

37:20.85
jim_phoenix
The sharks or the people. Okay that the fuck what sharks? Um, ah.

37:39.21
Boxhuman
Some polymer clay on it to make it look a little different. Yeah, no, it was like we’re we’re just jamming out and also communicating with each other I suppose. So ah, this has a shark that wears a.

37:42.40
jim_phoenix
Futurist that they just kind of like this is it.

37:56.32
jim_phoenix
How would you know like how how will they know it’s a bikini. Why with the the Shark does. Oh no.

37:56.46
Boxhuman
Ah, Bikini Top. Yeah. Because it has tits. Yes, yes, there’s actually a lot of female sharks in this that’s kind of the drive Honestly the driving for it’s a feminist movie you guys. But.

38:07.10
Emily
No way.

38:14.45
jim_phoenix
Oh fuck Oh God as winter of.

38:18.50
Emily
See see That’s a the difference between um Li just visage and your movie my movie way too much sensors and booms. They create a classic your movie way too much freedom and bang.

38:30.29
Boxhuman
Yeah, yeah, you know I don’t disagree I don’t disagree. You know so.

38:34.34
jim_phoenix
Um, well, there’s that a lot of freedom. They had to make sure none of those sharks on the moon got harmed because you know Peta would be on their ass.

38:39.16
Boxhuman
Yeah, and also not you know they had to make sure the sharks on the moon didn’t show tits because I mean we have to keep it somewhat classy someone classy.

38:39.27
Emily
Correct.

38:48.54
jim_phoenix
It is It is to be yeah.

38:48.81
Emily
Um, oh about tits I’ve got to question. Um, this is a message from french people guys americans we don’t understand when you film a movie and there is a sex scene and it’s very sensual and you see the sex scene for 5 minutes

38:57.51
Boxhuman
Oh is.

38:58.70
jim_phoenix
Yeah, there right? ah. Yes, Ss has i.

39:07.73
Emily
And after you’ve got the 2 actors who are on bed and the woman is trying to hide a tits thats a maximum. Um, you know she’s wearing a bra. Why why? ah come on come on.

39:10.63
Boxhuman
Cover up? Yeah um, because tits after the fact are demons do not watch them. They are not for children. They are not for sexuality. They are not for expression.

39:19.20
jim_phoenix
Um, yes, the gross big gross. No.

39:30.39
Boxhuman
Have 1 job that’s to be in like 1 scene to be flopping around very centrally and then they go back. They go back they and then yes yeah, tuck them away.

39:34.99
jim_phoenix
Making some it’s right? No once Grandma’s cookies running down. You always want them perfectly prompt and that’s it.

39:42.42
Emily
This is ridiculous. This is stupid like this is so so dumb like you’ve got 5 minutes of your movie wased on the sex scene. You’re like yeah okay, great I’m not on paned her but just want to watch the movie and suddenly you’ve got the po actress who’s like hiding her tits. She’s wearing a bra and she’s like okay, great. Was amazing woman be naked.

40:03.10
jim_phoenix
There There’s an.

40:05.54
Boxhuman
Honestly I think it is it is it does come to like contractual things like I will do this scene for this like much money or you know for for contractual reasons. But after that I will I will not do that You know so I think.

40:08.36
jim_phoenix
Yeah, it might not be.

40:21.46
jim_phoenix
It might not even be them in the sex scene. It could be a buy do where if it’s gonna be a close up of them and be together is more of a 2 you know.

40:22.13
Boxhuman
That is actually what kind of comes into play right? exactly exactly and then and then you have then you have Ava Green and Ava Green is like.

40:31.35
Emily
Nice’s just the a American who don’t know how to play. That’s all you don’t know you don’t know guys. You don’t know like watch French movie. We are into it.

40:40.46
Boxhuman
An amazing actor and she shows her tits and everything ava green true and it’s beautiful and and it’s beautiful and I salute them like.

40:42.33
Emily
Great True true, True True True True true.

40:44.12
jim_phoenix
Oh shit tits million of it shows tits and Bush it is it absolutely is.

40:49.85
Emily
Yeah, but is difference. For example, when you take Eva Greenen in american movie and Eva Greenen in european movie. She’s sure showing your teeth like for example, she’s taking a shower. You’re going to see her tis or for example, she makes love and after she goes to the toilet and she’s going to be topless or naked. It’s not like ooh look at me I’ve got big tiities who why in America when she filmed american movie. She’s she’s showing tits like way too much like it’s like. Umy ares I’ve got Victor’s New, new, new new new you know it’s it’s not central. It’s not yeah, it makes sense. You know.

41:26.32
jim_phoenix
Highest spelled name I’m just sorry I couldn’t understand we’re talking about Eva Green okay thanks at the sea.

41:29.40
Boxhuman
Well I mean I mean yeah, she’s and she’s amazing. She’s in so many movies so many Tv shows she was in a penny dreadful amazing in that amazing in that.

41:32.87
Emily
Ava Green Eva Green Eva Green leg theollar

41:40.40
Emily
Parents.

41:43.69
jim_phoenix
Oh yeah, no.

41:46.62
Emily
She played um a jamesmsbo girl in casino royal and she was very classy smart. She was not a dumb be who players the z ah um Z.

41:48.52
Boxhuman
Um. Yeah, oh my God much.

42:01.67
Boxhuman
So yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly that I’m learning so much french today. Um, so she has tremendous tits ah not like this movie which has.

42:04.50
Emily
Ah, you see what I mean blood little bit little yeah you know she was classy, beautiful. She she has a presence you know and she’s got really nice. It’s ah yeah.

42:07.62
jim_phoenix
Damn as.

42:20.55
Boxhuman
Shark Cgi tits but I will say I did like there was one scene in it where they were torturing somebody and to torture them. They literally just bit off his leg and cauterized it and I thought that was a fun use of sharks.

42:21.70
jim_phoenix
Boop tes. Okay. No yes.

42:31.78
jim_phoenix
And they humped it all the sharks did this oh good for them.

42:32.00
Emily
Um, oh and do this speak the Sharks speak.

42:38.42
Boxhuman
Yes, they do sometimes American and sometimes Russian um.

42:42.27
jim_phoenix
Oh as Shark does as Shark does.

42:44.65
Emily
Ooo nice and do they have a special voice like.

42:46.56
Boxhuman
But and it’s special. No no, just like just like normal and ah but there’s there is um, there is about Shark babies. There are shark the hybrid babies and that comes into play. Yeah.

42:51.72
jim_phoenix
Either there? No I’m a shark.

43:07.00
jim_phoenix
Hybrid like so they had sex with a person.

43:09.36
Boxhuman
Again, That’s questionable and debatable I think it’s um so I’m gonna you know there was times in this movie that it was almost so.

43:13.86
jim_phoenix
Terror read where were you in the last Shark Naal That’s what we need to know.

43:27.59
Boxhuman
Bad It was good and there are sometimes like maybe if you’re high and with your friends or drunk and you want something in the background to sometimes laugh at and sometimes stare at awkwardly in disbelief. This would be a fun movie. Um, you know.

43:42.58
jim_phoenix
You said that a a lot about different movies like if you want a piece of shit to watch this is your piece of shit to watch you like the watchers. So so but you know what the other sharks dove their subtitled How fuck that man.

43:47.10
Boxhuman
I Do yeah I mean I Love Camp I Love camp. Ah they’re subtitled so you would hate it. Yeah, you would hate it because they’re speaking russian.

44:01.45
jim_phoenix
To pay attention to imaginary sharks now to read. They’re speaking Russian Shark could just fucking make him speak english dude. Ah yeah pain I agree.

44:04.77
Boxhuman
They’re speaking russian and it’s probably well. They do a little bit but they don’t want to say it in front of the english crew which fair enough. Ah so I’m going to give this a 2

44:20.28
jim_phoenix
Sharks a 2 fucking. Definitely follow this one a fucking 2

44:22.89
Boxhuman
Yeah, yeah, it is not if I if I knew we were doing like quality I would have done jaws. But um I’ve already done that. So.

44:31.36
jim_phoenix
No, you know what? Ah I’ll had to put my foot down I I If you did draws I’ll bring up cruel draws which I believe is the more masterpiece in draws. This.

44:41.45
Emily
Now you know how do we call Joe’s in french the french title of Joe’s Leadon Lemerre chief of the sea lead Don de lamare chief of the sea du lamerre chieff of the sea. That’s what the name was given.

44:41.73
Boxhuman
Ah, ah, well like why? what? What? What is it? Le Don du Lamer He teeth of the sea. Let.

44:49.13
jim_phoenix
Um, no, no not I don’t don’t.

44:59.56
Emily
Tif of the sea. They don’t la mayor thf of the sea. So when I learned it was Joe’s I was like seriously that the title just Joe’s

45:00.50
Boxhuman
They don’t dilemma not their achievement. Um.

45:07.26
jim_phoenix
Yeah I think t for the seas teeth of the sea works much better. Yeah, but what would but then we wouldn’t have cruel Drawws I wonder what cruel jaws is in french.

45:09.21
Boxhuman
Teeth of the sea is beautiful is so I know I know your class. Oh how would you? Yeah, how would you say like cruel teeth of the sea.

45:14.74
Emily
It’s poetic. We french we love poisey we are classy Evan in all movie. My friend.

45:26.99
jim_phoenix
I Think we just I think that would be a better title of control Jaws Backck Ho hogan.

45:27.45
Emily
Hello Li Don Career du lamerre.

45:30.40
Boxhuman
I Love it I Love it. That’s ah, that’s my new band guys. That’s my new band I can’t pronounce it. But that’s my band name I’ll just have.

45:33.94
Emily
It.

45:40.92
jim_phoenix
I Can’t pronounce my sex tape. So it’s all good I will pronounce everything Oh sorry, Sorry sorry sorry that was just me touching a button I should probably never touch That’s that’s my ba That’s on me which means other drops for me.

45:45.85
Boxhuman
Emily come and just pronounce it for me every time.

45:52.90
Boxhuman
Oh my God That’s the kazoo all right now. Follow that up. Yeah, follow into then.

45:59.72
jim_phoenix
On a two I can follow to I’m doing a sandman from Netflix. Yeah, so I know this has been in production forever and the technology kind of caught up with time and they’re allowing to do a bizarrely good version of Sandman. Is from I am to be upon escaping after decades is imprisonment by a moral wizard dream theeation of dreams that’s kind of done sets about to reclaim this last equipment to make people dream. Okay I’m sorry Netflix we wrote that your fucking shit I hate to tell you that but fuck sake dream.

46:36.24
Boxhuman
Ah, all I’ve got is dream and dream and dream. We’re in a dream.

46:39.27
jim_phoenix
Ah, the dream dream fuck hell yeah, but Neil Gamon’s my idea of this is the casting of dream is someone going. Okay, casting old game without casting your gaming. And if you kind of because think about he’s the author he makes dreams come true use. It’s hell it’s heaven. Whatever it is if you can get through that it makes it much stronger movie if you just watch our Tv show. Actually if you’re just watching it as in like oh is this kind of interesting. It’s still well done. The cgi brannic I know you’re not big on cgii but the Cgi is amazing. Um, it though. It is really good to Cgi like Netflix through everything they should have thrown at stranger things into this thing.

47:21.99
Boxhuman
I’m good with it if it’s good. You know.

47:33.98
jim_phoenix
Like if stranger things was half as entertainment as sandman it would have been a home run and they do exposition differently like stranger things is just like expo xbooks it’s like sorry Emily I think I’m not gonna spoil anything I won’t spoil. Anyone’s stranger things they haven’t watched it yet.

47:49.56
Boxhuman
He hated it but we hated it.

47:52.98
jim_phoenix
I Absolutely hated it because I was mostly talking and the the cgi they made no sense at all So didn’t you like I hated C I you died? Yeah I hated cgi is stranger things I hated talking on it hate both I Know they’re the dungeons I Yeah we we had a conversation that’s actually.

48:00.46
Emily
Really, you don’t.

48:08.72
Emily
Yes, yes, true.

48:11.21
jim_phoenix
Quite intelligent but but I didn’t like the last I just liked the last season like oh God just kill them all off.

48:16.22
Boxhuman
I’m just glad that that running up the Hill is trending because of it apparently see I didn’t I love that song and I’m just like why am I hearing this everywhere and I had to ask somebody and they told me.

48:22.64
Emily
It’s a beautiful song. Yes, you write.

48:31.23
Emily
It’s especially good. Now is a new generation. The kids who are 1314 years old are listening to this song who is a beautiful meaningful song.

48:36.54
jim_phoenix
Air like butal cut. They’re listening metalalka because of them too. Also Katee Bush me me again.

48:38.40
Boxhuman
It is.

48:42.40
Emily
Up coding to my friend who really like metaka is you huge fan of Meta Rika that song was not that famous back in the time. Um, yeah, yeah, yeah, and now.

48:53.35
jim_phoenix
No, that was back when people were kind of passing around tapes like does ride to lightning And yeah.

49:00.11
Emily
It become a huge success and it was a big scandal over internet because people who were listening metao were like just know the best song that I need and and no, it’s just training because of stranger things bother you Butdada and I disagree Aha ha.

49:10.88
Boxhuman
Mr.

49:11.95
jim_phoenix
That person Lars Al Rich by the way. It’s like that’s not even her best song man. No, but that’s the thing it doesn’t matter as long as a new generation’s turned on to it I love it and this turns on new generation to Sandman which start out is is.

49:15.47
Boxhuman
I.

49:17.85
Emily
So yeah.

49:20.69
Boxhuman
No, exactly.

49:30.49
jim_phoenix
Comics in the DC universe and then it went to a bizarrely amazing audible version of it and then Sam man I will say I will say for Sam man there are a couple things that didn’t sit quite right.

49:46.85
Boxhuman
Oh man was it was it was it a were there French people in it.

49:48.48
jim_phoenix
With with me for set. Damn it pain can pain yes that I think they has some fucking friend I couldn’t take it I saw 2 french people they’re in the background I know they’re in a background I know but I know they’re french because they’re surrounding into nazis.

50:05.23
Boxhuman
Ah, where’s my kazoo stop all right.

50:06.44
jim_phoenix
I like oh these guys have to fresh ah there you are no but there’s 2 things and it’s god I don’t mind it when it’s done correctly. But I mind it when it’s shoehorned.

50:07.75
Emily
Um, oh lo Lo no.

50:26.18
jim_phoenix
When I’m watching and this happens at the None couple episodes. So it’s not big spoilers sam man’s been out forever I’m still not going to spoil anything from the Netflix series except for there’s not John Constantine he doesn’t exist this Joanna Constantine

50:43.51
Emily
You don’t like it’s a woman who play a man.

50:45.68
jim_phoenix
Umm, like oh I I if it was just the woman playing the man. What am I and I don’t mind that one like that one like okay I’m like is that gonna be John’s Wifes a girlfriend or whatnot like oh is is it’s Clara from Dr who playing Joanna Costsney like I can kind of see it I can I can get with that I can get with that you know I’m absolutely absolutely yeah, that’s why I’m having ah an anthology that but the jokes in everyone is actually against women’s causes. Yeah.

51:06.32
Boxhuman
You just hate women got it an anthology coming yeah or women.

51:15.26
Emily
Let him let him speak. Let him explain himself because he’s going to be attack if he doesn’t explain himself explain yourself tell me give me your science. We’ve all manexplained me but giving your point of view I woman accept your point of view speak man.

51:20.95
Boxhuman
Um, oh yeah, no, no, no no.

51:23.67
jim_phoenix
Ah, fuck don’t explain myself.

51:31.34
jim_phoenix
Oh I will not be afraid because all I know is she does an okay job I mean her running doctor who was forever. She did something else after it, but by the end of her running doctor who people just didn’t like her.

51:33.15
Emily
Big I don’t be afraid.

51:47.24
Emily
Okay.

51:48.85
jim_phoenix
Just like holy shit this character just kept going and going going to see you and something new is kind of fresh. However, that’s the first one they have and this is where the next one they do it to they also Flip Lucifer Lucifer yeah I agree lucifer.

51:51.86
Emily
Oh.

52:06.72
jim_phoenix
Who’s already in the Dc world as a very very handsome man playing piano and singing like an angel gets flipped into Gwendolyn Christie I was like yeah she looks arguably more like the lucifer. And the com book series. But for fuck sakes if you already have someone established in that world use them like use that content to for Netflix money for for what that this bbc show he’s doing right now. I’m pretty sure he’ll be like oh.

52:32.56
Boxhuman
Were they available was there like a scheduling problem.

52:44.53
jim_phoenix
Netflix is something like a million dollar find way. Yeah I can put this ah public broadcasting thing off a bit. Maybe yeah.

52:49.64
Emily
I have a question. Don’t you think by giving too much money to a production they ring the movie of the cer because what I notice is when you’ve got a production with little money. They do an amazing job. They try their best to do. Good makeup and to do to ghost to shortcut and sometimes they spend 0 on Aeri and boom. It’s really bad like for example, stranger thing more and more it gets successful moremo they get money less and less equality is good.

53:22.89
jim_phoenix
Yeah I will say for stranger things. They just got lazy or maybe they knew this is where it is going. But I think they just got lazy and that was that was that for for this one. Most of the money goes to creating the world because world of dream and they have hell and here it’s all fantastical and that’s why the cgi is just the if you saw that really big bloody cgi moving him and go oh my god. I can’t remember because might doesn’t exist. But if you seen see g lately that’s been done well including whicher and you know that’s Netflix as well including some of the superhero movies including this the bat as but they mix it in with practicalable effects. This does it well I just wish they would have spent it on getting the the real lucifer if they didn’t have it I don’t know why not you know I’m trying to look at the budge for Sam Man 15000000 per episode so they could have bought him.

54:33.58
Emily
Ah, it’s a lot.

54:36.45
jim_phoenix
They could have got him. They could have flown over. Yeah this entire show is a hundred sixty five mill

54:37.60
Boxhuman
That’s a lot.

54:42.39
Boxhuman
That’s why I’m I’m just wondering what the maybe the issue was I don’t know.

54:47.54
jim_phoenix
I just think they said like oh golden and Christie we’ll get another name person working on gender then that’s why think Throughre forcing the gender flips in I like oh now it’s just sales forced and.

54:57.10
Emily
I yeah but for example, look at um, the fantasticer I really likes Thiseri if you never watch that c series give it a go because I really like it battle star gallica it choose to be a seventy s eighty s siri.

55:09.16
Boxhuman
O.

55:09.58
jim_phoenix
Oh yeah, yeah.

55:16.00
Emily
And Starbuck was a man and they rewrite um, Starbuck for a woman for an actress and she did it so well she became one of the favorite actor character. Yeah, and she’s great and she’s great.

55:17.20
jim_phoenix
From the 18

55:29.19
Boxhuman
Ah.

55:30.20
jim_phoenix
Haiti stack off. Absolutely.

55:34.18
Emily
But they rewrite on everything of course and they change a few ah few information but it goes very well. You’ve got a mir with a woman. You’ve got more woman playing along and being a soldier. So I think it’s positive.

55:36.66
jim_phoenix
But but. Um, yeah.

55:52.21
Emily
To of more and more character change and move around etcra. But I agree with you for example, Jems Bond I don’t want Jems Bond to be a woman gens bond is a man I would like to see a black actor playing gens bond for example, but.

55:57.27
jim_phoenix
Or reason.

56:10.44
Emily
Seeing None played by a woman. No jasmmon should be a man for instance.

56:14.52
jim_phoenix
Right? I wouldn’t do it so they just change like Jenna Coleman does a pretty decent job at ah Joanna Constantine because I can kind of see like they left everything else the same like that’s kind of cool and I love I love Katie Stackhouse in battle start gla ago even though. When it none came out. There was an issue with her being a woman which is bizarre for me I don’t like if someone’s already established character and I didn’t like Ezra Alltra whatever is that Ezradra Ezra who is the flash that like it’s basically domestic violence and like connecting people right now.

56:44.00
Boxhuman
Edward. Oh.

56:51.57
Boxhuman
I Don’t know.

56:53.89
jim_phoenix
Allegedly Ezra Miller whatever is I don’t know that they already had a flash on tv like just use that one or maybe maybe that’s something contractual. But if you already have someone established use them and this is a damn good reason not to and bringing. Ah, Greendnaline Christie in and doing a little gender flip is not a damn good reason I’m sorry it’s just not. She didn’t work.

57:18.18
Emily
So is it because she’s a famous actress and you would rather prefer somebody unknown a new face. Maybe yeah.

57:25.84
jim_phoenix
If they had if I knew the guy from Lucifer was asked and go like yeah I just there’s no way hel I’m touching the shit and then like okay we’ll we’ll cast to someone else if I knew that and they got someone who is yeah maybe unknown, no problem flip it. Whatever you want bring someone up. Just don’t bring a name person in to do a name you know, ah a role just because they’re a name person. it’s it’s gross it doesn’t work it forces the it forces the action. It is a cameo at this point you know it does not work and I’m sorry I don’t I don’t know her personally. Maybe this is what she always wanted to do I don’t know it doesn’t work. It does not work.

58:08.53
Emily
So that’s a think who is typically american um in Europe you can have an actor who play drama comedy theater etc. We are pretty freed in America if you do play a policeman. You’re going to play a policeman. All your career. There is just a few actor who change their character. How can I say sheet.

58:32.18
jim_phoenix
Well, right? We we see Michael Heaon do that from comedy to Batman to Birdman you know we see Eddie Murphy go from comedy to serious roles. We’ve seen Madonna.

58:32.62
Boxhuman
Who yeah.

58:50.60
jim_phoenix
Go from sex books to winning awards I Guess yeah.

58:55.67
Emily
And yeah, but they have to be very rich like at the beginning when they are simple actors. They’ve got contracts and they play always the same kind of character policeman gangster. Murder ah, exit, Etc, Etc etc because they’ve got the face because they are this kind of character plus sometimes I’ve got contract but people um I don’t remember his name. He’s well known to say all right? All right? All right? yeah.

59:12.52
jim_phoenix
Maybe does.

59:26.61
Boxhuman
Oh Matthew Mcconaughey

59:26.85
jim_phoenix
Matthew Mcconaey

59:30.78
Emily
That dude during the 90 s and early two thousand he was playing the beautiful bad boy you know who everybody was feding in love and it told to a reporter. Um he had to stop his career for a couple of years because he wanted to do more intellectual movie.

59:35.65
jim_phoenix
Yeah.

59:50.33
Emily
So he was like refusing a lot of movies and after a year he was without a job and one day he receive a call and say hey are you interesting to do that interview and ah try to do this act display and he did it. And from one movie to and another it did amazing movies like even through it’s fantastic like it’s an amazing Siri.

01:00:11.30
Boxhuman
And he was. He was a great and true detective. Yeah true detective was.

01:00:13.61
jim_phoenix
True detective. Yeah, it was like a true detective itself is beyond. Yeah I would love to death for a horror show because I think true jeffy does fit the definition of horror. But that’ Matthew Mcconney does a rather decent job I’m actually a pretty good job because it can actress like that.

01:00:22.82
Boxhuman
Oh yeah, oh absolutely.

01:00:33.38
jim_phoenix
At narrating his autobiography greenlight and he does bring that up with Emily was talking about and I hope I’m saying that am’m not pleased, always correct me no known baby huggy button kisses okay Baby Hogy button kisses

01:00:41.50
Emily
It is you can call me any kind of name. It’s fine.

01:00:44.88
Boxhuman
Okay. Um, no, That’s me that’s me.

01:00:52.90
jim_phoenix
No, you said it was fine. You said and name is fine.

01:00:55.75
Emily
Choose choose a name choose a name you know like a name is a name given by your parents but the real name is important is the 1 given by the pilic by the people.

01:00:59.45
jim_phoenix
A name is the name is a name I Jim Phoenix thinks our name’s not a name and I think of stick park got given names. Yeah no, but I I tell my students this so I ever say your name rock always correct me.

01:01:03.93
Boxhuman
Fifth and.

01:01:18.73
jim_phoenix
It’s not because I don’t care. It’s not because I’m not paying attention it sometimes I I can’t speak english correctly. So yeah, it will be something that he yeah he absolutely said I don’t want to be a leading man I not refer metic companiesies or boing the formeraic. I’ve done one I done 2 I did them all like what’s a good do too you you basically just rotate leading women out and it’s the same thing rinse lader repeat or hold on lather rinse repeat whatever no wonder I hair looks like this today. So yeah I agree and if it was something like that I’ll be cool, but.

01:01:47.64
Boxhuman
Yeah I was gonna say.

01:01:56.17
jim_phoenix
They’re just I think just doing it to get her name and honest a god I almostm look. That’s what the genic homeman thing kind of felt like do like yeah you know everyone else is kind of unnamed. There’s there’s a couple surprises I won’t say who they are then they do fit you know even Jenna kind of fits about None but just. Finally Chrissy just didn’t not for me at least by man I’m just None person you know.

01:02:18.10
Boxhuman
So because it seems like I don’t know it seems like you’re kind of high like in the high ground and then like the low ground like so was you’re on ground. Um, so what.

01:02:29.51
jim_phoenix
I’m just on ground. Um, yeah.

01:02:36.51
Boxhuman
Did did you enjoy it I Guess is my question did you enjoy the ground that you were on watching this.

01:02:37.40
jim_phoenix
Did I enjoy the ground. Oh man did I ever and that’s a thing even if if okay if there original Lucifer’s in this five it. But in five point eight ten I’ll make up new cathula raius to put it in because he’s not and I do care about. For whatever reason I see been in flashpoint lucifer appears in flashpoint shit. Yeah I would admit that that guy is fucking hot. He’s a hot nude. he’s english he’s british plays piano

01:03:05.79
Boxhuman
Honestly I think I think you’re just in love with him. Be honest. Okay I think this makes this makes it much clearer to me this. Yep I okay.

01:03:19.34
jim_phoenix
Is like a nightingale but I also wanted like the the guy from flash to be in the flash movie I’m like just not that hard of fucking leap you know Tv actor versus movie after ink that far away Harrison Ford does Tv now.

01:03:21.85
Boxhuman
Yep I get it now I get it now. Okay.

01:03:36.66
Boxhuman
Yeah, but sometimes it it is it is different between the contracts of Tv and and acting and I don’t know you know it.

01:03:38.77
jim_phoenix
You know.

01:03:44.85
jim_phoenix
But this is still tv though like Netflix is still tv it’s it’s a mini series.

01:03:50.67
Boxhuman
Yeah I don’t know it’s sticky. It’s stickier than it used to be. It’s sticky.

01:03:53.47
jim_phoenix
That is thickie wiki’s but that that’s my thing if if if he would have said it. It’ll be a perfect thing without him. It makes me I only got through it for I won’t ruin it it I only got through the None couple episodes I’m still watching it I dread seeing I dread seeing death.

01:04:06.30
Boxhuman
Okay.

01:04:11.40
Boxhuman
Um, would.

01:04:12.67
jim_phoenix
I dread seeing death because death in the book was fucking perfect I was like yeah I can’t and that’s part of it too. You have an image your mind but okay I know everyone who’s reading Lucifer Colic books just shitting on me right now like you stupid son of a bitsh.

01:04:15.74
Boxhuman
Um, er.

01:04:29.42
jim_phoenix
That tv show was nothing like the comment book you bastard that fucking guy I was supposed to look like David Bowie didn’t give a shit about lux or didn’t do anything like that masterated butda does a fucking entertainment show. But once we get that out world. You still have to manipulate in that world i. With the cgi is is cool. The pacing is good. There. There are moments I will tell you right now there’s there needs to be trigger warnings on this for some people I’ll tell you that right now for the very none episode out. But.

01:04:59.40
Boxhuman
Oh okay, oh oof.

01:05:06.85
jim_phoenix
Damn is it not well done dream. The guy who does dream does such a good job bringing some strangeness and something resembling something connect to you has an emotional context to it.

01:05:25.46
Boxhuman
Here.

01:05:25.52
jim_phoenix
Where it couldn’t have to be has emotional context to it so you have this the guy looks like a young Brad Pitt by the way is like they could just got brad and c g out the shit album but they didn’t they went with someone else. They want someone else watch up was loveliest job. So overall I’m giving this. As this sits right now. Four point 5 it’s it’s still well done. It’s just like I’m not going to trash it because they’ve made some questionable casting choice. You know I’m not like oh it’s noting up four point five it’s well worth it if you have Netflix check it out if you don’t have Netflix buy it and binge it Netflix is doing something weird.

01:05:43.73
Boxhuman
Wow, That’s pretty high.

01:05:51.70
Boxhuman
Wow! yeah.

01:06:02.53
jim_phoenix
Wondering Why your your losers subscribers I Let me tell you why you’re releasing all of your episodes at once people will binge that shit and leave you because you got trash else to watch release it week by week.

01:06:03.66
Boxhuman
Oh yep.

01:06:12.59
Emily
It depends which theory it depends which theory for example for stranger things they did a series with 10 or 12 episode 1 hour 1 hour long which is too long and they did a part 2 and what they tried to do. It’s some.

01:06:23.77
jim_phoenix
Um, oh ah, give people a camera up. Yeah I Yeah yeah I think that was the.

01:06:31.50
Emily
To do one binging and then a sig part. You know so they tried to do so yeah.

01:06:40.60
jim_phoenix
Their casting line with that and I remember how happy I was when I thought I was done with stranger things and they did the fucking other fun I would that’s not a baby crying. That’s me crying remembering stranger things. Yeah, so give us a 4.5 it’s worth a checkout and that brings us to sharknado.

01:06:47.89
Boxhuman
The.

01:06:59.18
jim_phoenix
That was my pick for the combined movie I not it. Thank you! This is why I invite you ah is a master feast.

01:06:59.27
Boxhuman
Oh love. Ah.

01:07:01.40
Emily
I it’s a masterpiece. It’s a masterpiece shout Nado. Yeah, because here’s a thing so you invite me and you say if you have the time could you please watch Shark Nadu and I’m like okay um I will give it to go. You know so I ask my friend have you ever heard about shak nadu. My friend is from Australia and it’s like.

01:07:14.32
jim_phoenix
Yes.

01:07:14.33
Boxhuman
I.

01:07:26.25
Emily
Yeah, sure I know it. It’s ah this kind of movie that I diddada and I don’t know about that movie in Europe we don’t know about that movie. But apparently in Australia they knows the movie. It’s pretty too famous and a lot of people watch it and I watch the trader on Youtube.

01:07:36.26
jim_phoenix
Yeah.

01:07:41.92
Emily
And I immediately love it when I saw the storm of shaka was like yeah that’s a good movie storm of Shark Please give it to me hi.

01:07:48.11
jim_phoenix
Yeah, and that’s okay, Shark Nale was cool I got it as a joke for a birthday present because I actually told someone like never get in this movie ever I’d never want to see this and so they like I wanted something else like here’s Shark Knight I’m like that’s the thing you got from this conversation. Never get me this. You got me this and I watched it honor protests fuck it wasn’t good. It was good and this si makes it by the way with sci- fi and stuffwood software films. So there you go briic that the doing silent films 2013 oh that’s a weird year.

01:08:06.10
Boxhuman
Nope.

01:08:18.54
Boxhuman
Who.

01:08:24.51
jim_phoenix
With I zeroing come on our I and terror read who we give so much shit that I probably will have to apologize her to I do love terror I Love her reads and I the terror reads. Yes, yeah.

01:08:31.37
Boxhuman
I like Tara Reid I like her and I’m looking forward to her new podcast tara reads and I’m looking forward to that.

01:08:44.49
jim_phoenix
But absolutely and you know if it’s always a good funnel for it is a great story. It’s got great effects for that time and and all when it freak Hurricane swamps Los Angeles it’s got it got great effect tap.

01:08:52.55
Boxhuman
In a great ah excuse me great effects for that time excuse me, they are garbage effects for that time for any time. No, they’re not. They’re not.

01:09:02.97
Emily
They that bad but they’re so bad. They good. That’s a thing that’s a thing you know? Yeah yeah, you know there is movie you watch because you really want to think and understands between the line and stuff and there is movies. You just want to laugh.

01:09:05.43
jim_phoenix
But just thank you that.

01:09:11.68
Boxhuman
So. No I Oh I get that I get that Trust me, that’s like my vein.. That’s my vein and that’s yeah, basically.

01:09:21.72
Emily
That’s a movie I would watch that.

01:09:26.31
jim_phoenix
This is the only Shark believe bradicates This is.

01:09:32.50
Boxhuman
Well Shark Frankenstein or sharkenstein I didn’t like that one either? Um, but no like okay like yes, but I feel like to be so bad. It’s good say like the room or or ah the berg movie burdemic. You have to have the director or the the mind behind it to be completely 100% this is a good movie they have they have to have the ego they have to have the ego that tells them no my movie is actually a good movie.

01:09:59.95
jim_phoenix
Um, Anthony’s great at this anthonyrante.

01:10:11.63
Boxhuman
Because then that makes it so bad. It’s good when you go into it already making a movie so bad like they knew what they were doing. They’re like oh we’re gonna make a bad movie which can work like velosci pastor that worked because they knew exactly what they were doing. Yes, it did.

01:10:24.72
jim_phoenix
Oh God that worked if you say sad degree I swear to god.

01:10:31.23
Boxhuman
As said velosci pastor not Santa Sangria no that’s that’s a masterpiece. Um you and I are not teaching the same classes.

01:10:32.74
jim_phoenix
Ah, oh God Yeah yeah, yeah, no guy Yo I sit now. But you know what speaking as an awardwin movie maker. Ah I am this one does win an award as Well. The young Hollywood are awards 2013 winner for best internet sensation Really I mean I mean yeah there you go best Internet sensation.

01:10:52.58
Boxhuman
Barf.

01:11:03.37
Boxhuman
Ah, honestly Sky Sharks should be what so Sharknado is Sky Shark yes a hundred percent what What?

01:11:09.57
jim_phoenix
No sharknado is what season dreams or what’s that thing called 6 scary things stranger danger season 5 should be sky shark like struck Nado should be stranger things.

01:11:21.19
Boxhuman
Are you talking about notes. So Sky Sharks should be the revered movie the Revered Shark movie that is the bad movie because there is an element where he really thought I mean and I.

01:11:27.93
jim_phoenix
Or flights versus.

01:11:40.68
Boxhuman
I did have a conversation with the director. He’s terrific. He gave this movie his all sky sharks to me I look at sharknado and I say oh yeah, you did that like in a couple months not like sky sharks which was a passion project.

01:11:54.83
jim_phoenix
Months you figure think it lasted months really? Ah, but okay, but from the writings of the onion. Maybe.

01:11:59.64
Boxhuman
I think it? yeah and that the writing the the the yeah from the writing to to to the editing yes whereas Sky Sharks was like a 14 year project that finally.

01:12:14.83
jim_phoenix
But by here we go. It’s budget was an estimated million dollars they spent more on episode of sand man Billy Bobby Brown million vanilli

01:12:18.67
Boxhuman
Made it into fruition.

01:12:27.75
Boxhuman
Yeah, run.

01:12:32.49
jim_phoenix
Has more for her makeup budget per episode of stranger things than this entire movie did for a budget. Thank you.

01:12:37.89
Boxhuman
You know what? you.

01:12:38.31
Emily
You you’re right? You’re right? That’s a thing when you watch sha nadu it’s as we said in french it’s a big shit you know seen Gros Mailed you watch it for laughing you go with your your friend and ah.

01:12:50.67
jim_phoenix
Right? You told me that was but your special name for me, you told me that was your I thought it supposed to be like your best friend is like.

01:12:56.85
Emily
Yeah, yeah, na na no the thing is you’ve got movies you watch for fan and movies you watch because it’s beautiful. It’s romanticing. Yeah that Yada Shak Nado it’s a kind of movie I would watch with my brother. You know I would take popcorn.

01:13:05.35
Boxhuman
Yeah, yeah, be.

01:13:12.13
Emily
My favorite soda and we would laugh ah about people. Um, yeah, yeah, eat alive with a lot of blood. You know it’s cool. You see the cgi is not well done. But it’s a part of it. It’s a fun thing. It’s a fun movie. It’s not serious and you had a lot of fun. It’s entertaining.

01:13:28.95
Boxhuman
It doesn’t have hearts. It doesn’t have heart.

01:13:31.40
Emily
You are not bored however correct. That’s the thing is the thing is when you watch stranger things. There is sometimes I was bored like there is some scene I was bored. Yes, they were. But yes, it’s true. There is seen and was like yeah it’s too long. It’s 1 hour long

01:13:38.70
jim_phoenix
Thank you! You finally admit it you finally admit it all they do is talk.

01:13:38.79
Boxhuman
Um, yeah, right right.

01:13:50.21
Emily
Okay, 1 hour long per episode. What is it None ah ah, long per episode. There is senior like yeah I understand that okay, he’s in Russia blah blah blah but shark nedu. It’s so funny. The deaf funny a cgi of funny The plot is funny. Like there is a scene. There were a women who are screaming for 5 minutes ah ah and nonstop and you’re like ok woman start to run like it’s so dumb. It’s good. You know you not bored.

01:14:16.30
jim_phoenix
Um, ah I remember that woman in screaming for 5 minutes like that. But um I agree I agree have buried some of the things.

01:14:24.93
Emily
Was she what is she still alive or did you bury her.

01:14:30.54
Boxhuman
Is this is.

01:14:34.35
jim_phoenix
Other shoot. Ah I agree I agree that’s the whole it remind me of the 1 movie at whose name I could ever get right? So I’m not going to say it out loud. Why first I like no that thing can burn and hell.

01:14:47.40
Boxhuman
Roller gator oh ah, but you watch like what 6 times.

01:14:53.51
jim_phoenix
Roller gator I’m never yeah well I went through a lot of women in the pandemic. Oh thank you very much and I blame roll gaator for each one of them fought a fail because 1 of all the are very strange but one day.

01:14:58.39
Boxhuman
Yeah, you’re welcome. Yeah, which I told you don’t show roller gaiter to strange women.

01:15:10.25
jim_phoenix
Ah, Womans sort of watch Roller gator with me and go I’m still here and that’s gonna be the amazing day because if you can survive roll dateatorter. There’s nothing I can do to you stop. We can hear right? Okay so I I know what I come down this and not for nothing I’ve been.

01:15:12.90
Boxhuman
Um, that’s the dream. That’s the dream same same.

01:15:29.56
jim_phoenix
Support of the sharknale. They’ve been supportive of us back I’ll tell the you but I was supported First. You know I think it’s a fun franchise. It’s selfa awarere they weren’t trying to make eyes with without a face. They weren’t even trying to make. What was her movie Shark side and Moon They weren’t even trying to make that. Yeah I think it’s starship troopers is starship troopers and it works It does do oh pain where they come From. So.

01:15:48.60
Boxhuman
I And yes, they were they were trying to to be cute and clever doesn’t like it does not Work. Sky sharks.

01:16:07.85
jim_phoenix
Okay I I want to know we’ll go if ah because you’re a special guest Emily what you give is out of 5 cathuas 1 to 5 What do you give sharknatal.

01:16:19.17
Emily
Ah, that’s a good question I would give a 3 because it’s entertaining. It knows it’s dumb. Ah, you have a huge success with the teenagers who all over Youtube like to do a list of death in shanado crazy story of shatnido.

01:16:32.78
jim_phoenix
Yeah, but.

01:16:38.94
Emily
Quotes was Jairo hey let’s let’s kill some sharks and stuff like that. It’s a fun movie. It’s a movie who entertained people who is straight to the point and you spend money but you got for your money. You know it’s a cool one. Unfortunately. It’s not a top quality. 1 So I’m not going to give a 4 but it is of a good 3 in my honest french opinion. Yeah.

01:17:03.40
Boxhuman
Ah, your honest French opinion m.

01:17:03.34
jim_phoenix
I’ll give you good three s I I aha gonna say madam damn it you know me too well okay I appreciate that a 3 is pretty good brannic would you give it.

01:17:05.76
Emily
I yes Madam i’m.

01:17:17.93
Boxhuman
2.5 yeah I know I mean because well here’s the thing is I understand that it has cultural significance especially in the United States

01:17:21.69
jim_phoenix
That’s that bad, you gave your own movie. Get to that you picked that you picked. Yeah.

01:17:35.90
Boxhuman
Um, you say Sharknado people will say Yeah I’ve watched that movie. Um, so even though I personally don’t it doesn’t resonate with me as much as cruel Jaws does or Sky Sharks does I Love Sky Sharks. Um. But it does resonate with a lot of people and to me I Love Shark Movies I Love Sharks. Um, so if that gets people excited about that then I’m grateful for that I probably would pass it up but terra Reid is very entertaining to watch in it.

01:18:07.78
jim_phoenix
And that’s we you saw Mummy Dearris with terra read on the screen or on the poster but not actually on the movie. Yeah yeah, but and the sharp sharp made her she’s here and she even gets stronger throughout. So.

01:18:12.20
Boxhuman
Ah, like like a line from Tara Reid yes 1 line reads. Yeah, she’s she’s here from top to bottom she’s in Shark need. Do.

01:18:28.49
jim_phoenix
Yeah I top and bottomment is I give this movie a gosh I’m going to give it three point five I’m been given 3 point 5 and not just because I’m trying to leastas the IP for a roleplaying.

01:18:31.39
Boxhuman
And.

01:18:38.47
Boxhuman
The.

01:18:44.55
Boxhuman
So my guess but you are but you are while you’re wearing your zero shoes.

01:18:47.58
jim_phoenix
Or But I am I own I I want but I am but it’s not you know where if if they had zero Shoes X E R S H O E S dot Com They had 0 shoes and I’m been wearing mine. All Awaken is perfect. They could outrun those sharks maac to give the sharks these zero shoes they would have killed everyone mind blowing. Thank you very much for the plug. But I I enjoy it I enjoy it. It. It’s It’s a really awkwardly fun memory for me even though it probably shouldn’t have been.

01:19:07.56
Boxhuman
Um.

01:19:22.88
jim_phoenix
You know there’s nothing that says like this should be a great movie but it was for me. It was a perfect movie at the time that I needed and so yeah I’m giving a three point five and now with that said, we’re on the plugs we’re onto the plugs I since you are our.

01:19:28.34
Boxhuman
And that’s really what we need. That’s what we need.

01:19:42.49
jim_phoenix
Guest Please go first Mon I Mean do.

01:19:43.23
Emily
So if you come to prague every Thursday evening in Brus andold balden cafe in k crimka street you’ve got the amazing Stefan who’s got a pop quiz. So if you are interesting to enter this amazing ballgain cafe full. Of check americans europeans you’re welcome. It’s every sales day from seven P M till 10 pm um you’ve got drinks food and you can reserved on Facebook so to find the page is very simple bruise and bold balding Balan. Balded kafe sorry bold game cafe I said but you know what’s bottle.

01:20:26.89
jim_phoenix
Baled man cafe hey I’m just gonna go? Oh ah I think I was was born in 1 But I yeah I’m pretty sure. Yeah I grew up Richard prior myself we were roommates for a while. That’s very cool.

01:20:36.17
Emily
Ah, now we know we learn a lot today about you Jim full of me jet of course full of me jet I guess.

01:20:44.59
jim_phoenix
So of course of course now I will say without any surprise I will be in Prague in 2000 what year’s just 2023 and I will definitely check that out Thursday is right every Thursday every Thursday I will be well I’ll be there for 1 Thursday not everyone.

01:20:55.10
Boxhuman
Nice up.

01:20:57.60
Emily
Correct sir.

01:21:04.40
jim_phoenix
And I can only do so much. That’s awesome. Thank you very much brannic. What do you got.

01:21:07.70
Boxhuman
I am going to plug to speak ah http://sharkstewards.org yeah no I mean if I was going to play.

01:21:15.35
jim_phoenix
Oh go god oh wait this is pretty good. Never mind I thought you’re like plug ah a sharp side of the moon thing. It’s all good. My piehole probably ah Grandma cookie I needed to press the button without.

01:21:26.80
Boxhuman
Yeah, anything it’d be sky sharks but or Grandma’s cookies I know you didn’t even press the button so shark stewards stewards with an ass at the end dot org. Yeah shark.

01:21:39.87
jim_phoenix
Well of course as got like a s in the beginning to shark right? Stewarts got two S’s 3 ss progresses yes or yatzi sc gravebble words about friends.

01:21:45.93
Boxhuman
So there’s actually 3 asses if we’re playing what is it Jeopardy no not Jeopardy the other one anyway. So they are um, they’re committed to to saving sharks to Shark Research um and our you know that’s we we were talking so much about sharks today. Um, a good. Yeah anything you donate gets converted directly into their action into supporting into sharks. We give.

01:22:14.81
jim_phoenix
It’s a sharks.

01:22:17.84
Boxhuman
I think what they do is they give ah the money to the sharks and the sharks could go do whatever they want with but strip club. Yeah, exactly exactly they got to cover up those shark titties. So um, so go to http://sharkstewards.org um you can adopt a shark.

01:22:21.93
jim_phoenix
This go to the moon go to the moon guys. Oh yeah, they need to cover up. Oh man I got King Shark we bikini now.

01:22:23.12
Emily
I Like seriously plant by Bikines voila.

01:22:37.84
Boxhuman
Ah, you can learn more about sharks and it just looks like a fun place and a great place to look for kids they got um shark stuff for kids too. So.

01:22:46.10
jim_phoenix
Oh okay I was like how glad you followed that? So so sentence like great place look for kids you took a big pause like kids is what now. Okay there you go that? Okay I get it So that’s kind of cool I think Ti should.

01:22:50.64
Boxhuman
Great I was I was reading because it has a shark and it says sharks for kids I’m like Okay yeah, so it’s it’s ah it’s a fun little place. Go check it out.

01:23:05.26
jim_phoenix
Yeah.

01:23:08.64
Boxhuman
If you love Shark movies as much as we do obviously um, go go give them your hard-earned cash so they can get those ah bikini tops.

01:23:15.31
jim_phoenix
Absolutely they need it and then I’m gonna plug something I hate because I hate France I’m a plug as an american I’m saying this is american ready lay rest those de cour I think means the rest of the.

01:23:23.23
Emily
Oh.

01:23:29.32
Boxhuman
A heart. Oh.

01:23:32.70
jim_phoenix
The restaurants of cos brewery. No ah, it’s actually ah the restaurants deourur or restaurantau deour is a french charity in France where they give hot. Meals and they give other meals to people who need them. They kind of distribute it throughout the homeless communities and people just don’t have food. It’s not just homeless. Yeah I go. It’s not just it’s not just homeless people. But as people of low income think meals on wheels but put a french cheese in it.

01:23:54.19
Boxhuman
Ah.

01:23:56.67
Emily
Liresto Lireto cur ah um litoic care yes

01:24:07.65
Boxhuman
A bagads.

01:24:08.12
jim_phoenix
I don’t know so is our ES the bigot I was publish a bagot really foolish.

01:24:09.65
Emily
Um, it’s a standup comedian who created it Kolush he was very poor from a poor family and he realized the supermarket had to throw away all the food and he was there so many families and people on the street.

01:24:12.59
Boxhuman
Oh.

01:24:26.33
Emily
Or poor family who can’t feed their kids at the end of the month so he created the restaurant Duco the restaurant de resttoico so it would go to companies factory and supermarke to pick up. The food was unused. He would ask people to donate. And they would donate. For example, um, flour sugar pasta etc and once a month they would organize the distribution so you need to to show some document proving. You don’t earn enough money and they would give you.

01:24:58.63
jim_phoenix
I.

01:25:02.15
Emily
Ah, lots. So for example, if if you’ve got a family of 3 kids that would give you baby food Grammas cookies. Also yeah, also ah toilet paper etc. It’s like a big supermarket but for free and unfortunately more and more people need this restaurant because.

01:25:08.38
jim_phoenix
They’ll give you grab his cookies.

01:25:08.42
Boxhuman
Below. Yeah.

01:25:14.39
Boxhuman
Ah.

01:25:16.82
jim_phoenix
I’ll ask money.

01:25:21.49
Emily
The cost of of living in France skyrocket so gas is very expensive. So perter is very expensive. Um, we have less and less job less and less money like it’s unfortunately sad to say but we still need low rest restore ne restaurantd occur and we shouldn’t.

01:25:22.77
jim_phoenix
Yeah, yeah.

01:25:41.37
Emily
But it’s an amazing organization who’s been creating in the 80 s and is all over France and.

01:25:46.82
jim_phoenix
And the funny thing is yeah I didn’t know that you knew about this organization and so yeah, that’s that’s lovely and this is why we’re great. Absolutely. Everything you said you you said it much better than I because guys actually stay it correctly in French it like and much more passionately and I was just plugging it because I knew this be something that would need money especially now with inflation and just homeless in the war and everything else in the world and like.

01:26:06.80
Boxhuman
Ah, and much more passionately.

01:26:22.64
jim_phoenix
Fireers and friends and all sorts of madness bros larry schroudmoto say so it’s RESTOSDUCOEURDotOrg check them out. Donate donate donate and don’t matter hunger don’t have a nationality mans just give to people and help them all out so we this.

01:26:35.67
Boxhuman
No nope.

01:26:41.83
jim_phoenix
Nice tag teaming all right that means on behalf of myself. Oh wait I forgot oh of the anthology. We also have an anthology coming up bodies and if you like women’s and women’s rights or whatnots or whoever’s rights.

01:26:47.13
Boxhuman
Wait I was going to say that anthology yo. Yeah.

01:27:01.38
jim_phoenix
You better start submitting to an anthology called bodies. We have that one that goes to like 4 or 5 different charities if you hate women submit to it anyways because what better way to show up a woman than make her money behalf of my assumptionp phoenix our special guest Emily and j m brannick.

01:27:07.47
Boxhuman
And buy it.

01:27:20.35
jim_phoenix
I bid you good day.

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