Connect with us

Published

on

We’ve reached episode five of Marvel’s Agatha All Along. And after last week’s bombshell reveal, I expected some serious answers.

I’m happy to say we got them.

The story

We begin our episode again on The Road. But now, for the first time, the coven is not alone. They’re being hunted by a terrifying group of witches called the Salem Seven. Trapped, they craft brooms and take off into the air.

This only allows them to escape for a few moments, but a few moments is all they need to get into the relative safety of the next challenge house.

Advertisement

There, they find themselves in a sleepover. This is Agatha’s challenge. And of course, Agatha’s challenge is that she has to face the ghosts of her past—the literal ghosts, including the ghosts of her mother and her son.

While they do get out of the challenge, they leave someone behind. Agatha, having shown her true colors again, reveals that she knows who Teen is finally.

And by the end, so do we.

What worked

I want to begin by talking about The Salem Seven. Because they are creepy as hell.

The way they move is fantastic. Their strange, jerky movements are unnerving enough to get under just about anyone’s skin. But knowing who they are, and why they hate Agatha, lends an additional level of emotional trauma.

Advertisement

I also really liked that this challenge took place in a sleepover. Even better, a sleepover in the late eighties, early nineties. As anyone who attended a girl’s sleepover during that time will tell you, those got witchy even if no one at the party associated with being a witch. There were ouija boards. There was fortune telling. There was calling on evil demons, like Bloody Mary and Candy Man. I may or may not have been a part of a game of Light as a Feather, Stiff As A Board in which a friend was dropped on the concrete basement floor. The point is, sleepovers get witchy and I appreciate the acknowledgment. I also liked that the rules regarding the Ouija board were pretty well spot on.

Patti LuPone, Kathryn Hahn, Aubrey Plaza, Ali Ahn, Sasheer Zamata and Joe Locke in Agatha All Along.

And pretty well ignored as soon as Teen spoke them.

Speaking of Teen, he is just about done with everyone’s catty behavior. And I mean everyone, including Agatha. His opinion of her seems to have greatly changed since the beginning of this journey. And he has clearly had enough.

Rio and Agatha’s relationship has also changed. It’s fascinating to see Rio be so protective of Agatha, while at the same time still ready and raring to kill her. While I’m not sure that’s the healthiest relationship, it kind of seems to work for them.

Advertisement

Aubrey Plaza in Agatha All Along.

What didn’t work

All of that being said, there was one glaring problem with this episode. And it is, unfortunately, Agatha.

We’ll recall that Agatha, at the start of this season, wasn’t a good person. She was not a good person in Wandavision, so that shouldn’t be surprising. I will again remind everyone that Agatha killed Sparky.

But by this time in the season, I would have expected her to have had some character growth. And that is not what we are seeing here. It appears that Agatha is just as selfish, just as fast-talking, and just as cruel as she’s ever been.

And that is just not what we wanted. If we get to the end of the season and Agatha hasn’t grown, then it’s going to feel like a cheat. While the adventures along The Road are fun, I don’t think that’s what we’re all here for. At least it’s not what I’m here for.

Advertisement

Let’s hope we start seeing some character growth next week. Otherwise, this whole journey is going to feel worthless.

3.5 out of 5 stars (3.5 / 5)

Movies n TV

Agatha All Along, Maiden Mother Crone

Published

on

We’ve reached the final episode of Marvel’s Agatha All Along. And after an emotional week for those of us living in the States, it was exactly the heartfelt, funny and inspiring ending I think we all needed.

The story

We begin this episode in the 1700’s, with Agatha in labor. As she struggles in the woods alone, Rio comes to her. It’s clear that she’s there for the baby. But Agatha begs for the life of her child. Rio says she can give her only time.

We then see ten years of Agatha with her son. They play together. They sing together. And they lure witches to their deaths together.

But of course, Rio’s warning hovers over their lives. Because she was clear, Agatha wasn’t going to be able to raise her son to manhood. She only had some extra time. And it could never have been enough.

Advertisement
Kathryn Hahn and Abel Lysenko in Agatha All Along.

What worked

I want to start by pointing out that our two main characters, Agatha and Billy don’t exactly get happy endings. One of them, Agatha, is a horrible person so I’m kind of okay with that. And Billy gets a happy enough ending for now.

Jen, on the other hand, gets a happy ending. If you’ve already seen episode eight, I don’t think I’m ruining anything by telling you that she gets what she wanted and can now move on with her life. It isn’t flashy, it isn’t spectacular. But she has her life, and she has her powers. She deserves those things. All the other witches deserved them too, but at least Jen made it out alright.

I also loved the depiction of Rio as Death. While she was certainly not cuddly, she was comforting. I especially liked it when she sent Nick back to kiss his mother goodbye.

Abel Lysenko and Aubrey Plaza in Agatha All Along.

I think we like to write Death this way. As a friendly face and a caring companion who will someday come for us all. Think of Death from American Gods or Discworld. Rio felt similar.

There was something I enjoyed about this season that I frankly didn’t think I was going to enjoy. And it was unexpected.

Agatha is not a good person. Agatha has never been a good person. She’s a bad person who happens to have a soft spot for Billy because he reminds her of her son. She loved her son fiercely, but that didn’t stop her from using him to trick innocent witches. She continues to use his song after he dies.

Likewise, Agatha loves Billy and even sacrifices herself to save him. This shouldn’t be surprising, since she literally drank poison earlier in the season to keep him from doing so. But she’s still mean to him. She’s still constantly pushing his buttons.

Advertisement

I kind of love that they didn’t give her a redemption arch. Especially since I know Disney had a hand in this, and they tend to like black-and-white morality characters. Agatha is not a good person. But she is still capable of love. She is still capable of regret. She is, in short, more realistic a character than we tend to see.

Finally, I loved this ending. And let me explain why.

If this is all we get, and there’s a good chance it will be, this is a satisfying enough ending. I can live with this ending. But this ending also leaves the door open for a season two.

We never did find Tommy, after all. And Agatha was too afraid to move into the afterlife and see her son. As far as I’m concerned, that’s a plotline right there.

What didn’t work

Unfortunately, nothing is ever perfect. And this season has had one big plothole as far as I’m concerned.

Advertisement

Why did Billy care so much about Agatha? Right from the start, he wanted her to like him so much.

Part of this is because he wanted something from her. In that way, they are very much alike. Part of it is probably that he remembers her from his past life. But I don’t know that this is enough for him to be almost entirely loyal to her.

Yes, he has his moments. But she always manages to get him back on her side with a smile, or a moment of honesty. It just doesn’t make sense. But then, the show doesn’t work without it.

I think it would have been better to have a scene, or maybe a flashback, of him remembering some kindness from her in Westview. Maybe her tucking him in and singing The Ballad of The Road to him and Tommy. I think that would have gone a long way toward explaining why he always seems to be looking for a reason to forgive her.

All things considered, this was a great mini-series. It was funny, dark and touching. And for having such an unrepentant monster for a main character, it’s surprisingly inspiring. I hope they make another season. But even if they don’t, Agatha All Along was a wonderful journey.

Advertisement

4.5 out of 5 stars (4.5 / 5)

Continue Reading

Doctor Who

The Most Dangerous President in Doctor Who History Isn’t Who You’d Think

Published

on

By

The Eleventh Doctor in the White House - The Impossible Astronaut

Happy Election Day for all those who choose to celebrate.  I was originally planning to run down the list of the most extreme American Presidential portrayals featured in Doctor Who.  However I quickly realized this would not be possible. This is because most times when the American President appears in Doctor Who, the series treats them nicely.

Richard Nixon in "The Impossible Astronaut" as played by Stuart Milligan

Sure, the Eleventh Doctor said Richard Nixon was “Not one of the good ones” in “The Impossible Astronaut,” but that was the limit of the criticism.  The very real Harry S Truman, and the very fictional Tom Dering, were manipulated into almost starting a nuclear war.  However the Doctor in both cases sees them as victims of the manipulations of beings arriving from outside of Earth.  Since Donald Trump’s election in 2016, most references to him in Doctor Who media have been jokes on the basis of his appearance. 

Harold Saxon, Prime Minister of the UK, as played by John Simm

Compare this to how the series treats the role of Prime Minister of the United Kingdom.  We’ve had Prime Ministers who wanted to start a nuclear war, for no clear reason, in Roger ap Gwilliam.  One Prime Minister was secretly a Sea Devil in the comic strip Clara Oswald and the School of Death. Prime Minister Greyhaven acted as a Quisling to the invading Ice Warriors The Dying Days. And of course, the Master as Harold Saxon became Prime Minister of England, and proceeded to wipe out ten percent of humanity. 

So unlike the leaders of the UK, Doctor Who tends to be slightly more respectful when it comes to Presidents of the United States.  So there’s not a lot of terrible, weird, or dangerous Presidents to discuss.

Except for one.  And to discuss this one, we need to talk about the world of Faction Paradox.

Faction Paradox – Origins

The year is 1997.  The TV Movie from the previous year introduced the world to the Eighth Doctor as portrayed by Paul McGann. However, a new series, or sequel following on from that did not appear.  Instead, the ongoing story of Doctor Who continued in the world of BBC Eighth Doctor Adventures. 

Doctor Who - Alien Bodies by Lawrence Miles

This series developed in response to the Movie, allowing people to see what the Eighth Doctor did next.  Initially the series focused on safer and familiar Doctor Who story tropes. Previous series had tried to push the boundaries and concepts for a more mature audience, but the BBC returned to attempts to replicate the TV series.

Until “Alien Bodies” written by Lawrence Miles was published. This book introduced the Doctor Who Universe to the world of Faction Paradox.

Advertisement

Who are Faction Paradox?

To put it imply, The Faction Paradox, also known as just the Faction, are a time traveling voodoo cult. The Faction live in opposition to the views and beliefs of the Time Lords.  Time Lords aim to keep timelines pure and free of contradiction.  Therefore, the Faction seek paradox and disorder in time.  They wear skulls that are bigger than their faces, because their skulls are bigger on the outside.  While the Time Lords are based in Gallifrey, the Faction Paradox mostly claim their home in the Eleven Day Empire – the eleven days “skipped” when England moved from the Julian calendar to the Gregorian Calendar.

While the Faction opposed the Time Lords, they were rarely direct enemies of Gallifrey.  Instead they tended to manipulate and take advantage of factors effecting the Time Lords. In particular, with the Faction Paradox we see also the first Great Time war. 

This is not the same Time War we see in the TV series between the Time Lords and the Daleks. Instead, in this earlier war we know the Time Lords will be eventually fighting a war with an unknown enemy. While this war has not started yet, elements of this future war are drifting backwards into our present time.  The Doctor purposefully tries not to find out too much about this war, in particular who the Enemy is. By doing this, he hopes of keeping the war a hypothetical reality, rather than a pre-determined future.

However, the Doctor was unable to avoid the technological changes the impending war would bring.  For example, the Doctor begins to see the development of future sentient and humanoid TARDISes.  While still being a time and space vessel, carrying Time Lords within them through the vortex, they appear as people. Able to hold conversations and physcially walk, they are both time ship and companion in one.  Eventually, the Doctor rescues one humanoid TARDISes from being sent to a breeding camp, drawing parallels with slavery imagery.

Faction Paradox leaves the Mainstream    

Faction Paradox continued to be a major theme in Doctor Who books up until the release of The Ancestor Cell. This story ends with the Faction Paradox invading Gallifrey. Subsequently, the Doctor destroys Gallifrey to prevent the war (They got better). 

Controversially, Peter Anghelides and Stephen Cole wrote “The Ancestor Cell,” not Lawrence Miles. Miles created his own “Faction Paradox” spin off series of books, comics, and audio plays in response. This series continues the concepts he created in “Alien Bodies,” in being explored in the way he had planned.

However, Miles does not have the rights to directly reference Doctor Who concepts. So instead of the Time Lords, we have the Great Houses.  Instead of the TARDIS we have “Time ships” And instead of the Master we have the “War King.” And through the “War King” we get to know Lolita.

Advertisement

Who is Lolita?

Faction Paradox as a series has to be coy, as it is not able to directly reference the Doctor Who series without breaching copyright.  But it is still able to use the concepts Lawrence Miles created, including the sentient humanoid TARDISes. 

Lolita as seen on cover of Sabbath Dei

Lolita, originally known as Lillith, is one of the first of these sentient Time ships. While she was originally said to be bonded to the War King, how much he actually controlled her is unclear. In “Toy story” she states she chose the dangerous looking Time Lord to flee with prior to becoming humanoid. She also says in this story that some of her adjustments to become human were due to her own choices, not the Master.  

However, as she realizes her power of sentience she flees Gallifrey to develop her own plans.  She attempts and fails to form an alliance with her sister, implied to be the Doctor’s own TARDIS.  The Master then brings her back to Gallifrey, to ally with the Time Lords.  

However, Lolita does not feel any connection to any side in the war. Instead, Lolita decides to become history itself.  She starts by consuming most of the Faction Paradox inside her internal dimensions. She thenputs herself in various points of history, guiding human history to her own whims.  This includes becoming Queen Charlotte, consort to King George III of England.  In modern times, her new persona became Lola Denison, Congresswoman for the State of Arizona.

Lola Denison – Path to the White House

Faction Paradox Head of State details most of Lola Denison's rise to power

Lola Denison was originally a Republican, was criticized for her Libertarian beliefs, and became an independent.  Matt Nelson, former Democrat and Presidential candidate for the new Radical Party, sees a common vision, and invited her become her running mate.  She accepts this offer, and gains prominence in the campaign due to her direct speaking. However, during this time young women connected to the campaign were found dead, drained of blood. Rumours developed that Nelson was a Vampire, killing these women.  

Nelson did win the election, and was inaugurated as President, with Denison inaugurated as Vice-President. However, the rumours of Nelson being a vampire lead to him being assassinated shortly after inauguration.  Thus, Lola Denison, really Lolita, really the Master’s TARDIS becomes President of the United States.

Immediately upon becoming president, Denison places restrictions on the media to avoid any space for dissent.  Her main policy involved developing energy independence by drilling into the Earth’s Core. While the story does not directly reference Doctor Who, this plan is similar to “Project Inferno” which the Doctor sees results in the destruction of a parallel world in Inferno.

Advertisement

End of Lolita

Eventually the combined forces of the surviving Faction Paradox Members, the Master and the Osirans are able to defeat Lolita. However prior to her defeat, she is able to entirely consume the Master and taking full control of Gallifrey.  Only a trap left by the Master allowing her few remaining opponents to unite against her prevents her ultimate victory. A peculiar statue of pure black Onsidian in the shape of a beautiful woman is all that is left of her at the conclusion of her battle.

And thus ends the story of the only truly evil American President, ever seen in any form of Doctor Who fiction. 

Continue Reading

Movies n TV

Agatha All Along, Follow Me My Friend To Glory At The End

Published

on

We’ve reached the end of the road in Marvel’s Agatha All Along. As it turns out, it had a hell of a final twist.

I guess we can’t be surprised.

The story

We begin this episode with Jen and Billy mourning the loss of Lilia. Agatha doesn’t seem phased at first, but it’s fairly clear she’s hurting. At least, it’s clear how she’s lashing out at everyone around her.

Advertisement
Kathryn Hahn, Sasheer Zamata and Joe Locke in Agatha All Along.

Eventually, the three find themselves in the final challenge of the Witch’s Road. There, Jen and Billy get what they want, though through some unexpected means.

Agatha, though, doesn’t get what she wants. Instead, she gets a knock-out fight with Rio in the real world. And Rio is playing for keeps. In the end, she has to decide between her own life, and Billy’s.

What worked

I don’t think I’ve said this once, but it does bear saying. So let’s get it out of the way first. This episode, and frankly the whole show, was so pretty. The effects are lovely, dark and gothic. The costumes were like something out of a witchy or emo teen’s wildest dreams. Every single building from every single challenge was gorgeous. And the road itself was, frankly, too beautiful to be scary. Even though it probably would have killed me.

Kathryn Hahn in Agatha All Along.

There was one scene in this episode that knocked it out of the park, visually. And it was the result of one character’s death. I won’t say who, but you’ll know it when you see it. The colors and atmosphere were just fantastic.

Advertisement

Of course, that isn’t all this episode had going for it. We also saw one of the most touching moments of the series, and maybe one of the most heartbreaking scenes from anything I’ve seen this year. If you’ve been online at all since the episode came out, I’m sure you’ve already run across it.

Billy asks Agatha if he’s killing a teenage boy so that his brother can live.

No, she tells him. Sometimes boys just die. Of course, it’s her son she’s thinking of.

This was such a quiet, sad moment from a show that has been so loud and fast-paced. It’s a moment of deep sorrow from a character who’s always had a smile on her face. Even if she’s laughing at someone else’s tragedy.

Finally, I couldn’t possibly review this episode of Agatha All Along without talking about the season-ending twist. And my Goddess, it was a good one. I don’t dare ruin it for you. So let me just say this.

Advertisement

I complained loudly about the twist ending in a recent episode of American Horror Stories. There, I said that a twist isn’t satisfying unless you can look back and realize it was adequately foreshadowed. It’s a hard thing, to foreshadow something without giving the whole thing away. But this twist, when you get to it, makes so much sense. It could never have been any other way. And so many things make more sense now. I can’t wait to watch the whole series again now, with this new perspective.

What didn’t work

It’s honestly hard to say anything bad about this episode. But I do have one complaint. And that complaint is about Jen.

I love this character, don’t get me wrong. But I feel like we missed a step in her character arch.

In the beginning, Jen is self-centered and angry. She’s full of herself. By the end, she wants to protect Agatha and Billy. She wants to make sure they make it off the road. And while I suppose one could argue that she was moved by Lilia’s sacrifice, it doesn’t seem like enough. I think this could have been solved with a flashback, or something from Jen’s point of view. But without it, this just doesn’t feel right.

We may have reached the end of The Road, but we are still not quite done with the story. So check back soon for our final review of Agatha All Along.

Advertisement

Follow me, my friend, to glory at the end. 4.5 out of 5 stars (4.5 / 5)

Continue Reading

Trending