If you marathoned the first three episodes of Wheel of Time like I did, then you saw A Place of Safety after two hours of exploring this world. And if you had to go to work the next day as I did, you could be forgiven for nodding off a bit in this one.
Which isn’t to say it wasn’t a good episode. There was just a bit more boring than thrilling.
Our original crew has splintered into three, each having its diverse adventure. We’ll start with Egwene and Perrin first since theirs was perhaps the dullest.
After escaping into the night, they find themselves walking through what looks like an endless prairie. They’re cold and hungry and pretty unsure where they are. That’s when Perrin starts being harassed by the wildlife.
It starts with the wolves. And if you know anything about Norse mythology, you’ll not be surprised at all. You’ll also not be surprised that they catch the attention of crows next. The crows aren’t as patient with them as the wolves, and chase them over the prairie. Seemingly just for kicks. Though if you’re not a fan of birds, this was a fairly upsetting scene.
After barely escaping the crows, they happen upon a caravan of people known as the Tinkers. The first thing their caravan leader asks them is if they know the song. This is something that will be explored in depth later, and you’ll want to keep it in the back of your mind.
Seeing as how Egwene and Perrin haven’t the faintest fuck what this woman is talking about, her grandson Aram jumps in to help them along. So they decide to travel with the Tinkers for a bit.
What could possibly go wrong?
Now let’s turn our attention to Mat and Rand. After being separated from the others, they fight over whether they should return home to the Two Rivers or continue to the White Tower. Rand wants to go on to ensure that the Trollocs won’t hurt their village anymore. Mat wants to go home to see his sisters because their parents are dead. And seeing as how there aren’t exactly social services at this time, this means two little girls are left at home alone. Which won’t matter at all if the Trollocs come back and kill them too because their prey returned.
So both of them have a point.
They find an inn where they can do some work to earn a bed for the night. They both individually meet and are entranced by the innkeeper. She seems great. She’s pretty, she’s smart. She’s not taking any shit from either boy.
But it turns out, it’s all an act. The innkeeper turns out to be a Dark Friend. They’re people who work for the main bad guy in this world, The Dark One. Not exactly an original name, but it works.
The boys are saved at the last minute by a Gleeman named Thom. This guy’s a fan favorite for everyone who reads the books. And he’s a good guy. He’s smart, quick, and can pick pockets better than Fagan. It’s no surprise he offers to stick with Rand and Mat for a bit. He probably figures they’re not bright enough to survive without a bit of help. He’s right.
Finally, we turn to Lan and Moiraine. Well, it’s Lan, Moiraine, and Nynaeve. Because the village Wisdom (Think wise woman or resident witch) has been tracking them this whole time. She has no intention of letting these weirdos take her apprentice, Eqwene, even though she’s just a couple of years older than these kids. What she lacks in age and experience, she makes up in pure confidence and fuck you attitude.
Somehow, of the three groups, she manages to end up with Lan and Moiraine. Since Moiraine is dying, that’s probably a good thing. After some persuasion, Nynaeve agrees to save Moiraine.
When everyone is fit, mostly, for travel, the three of them fall in with a group of Red Aes Sedai. If you don’t know, these are the ones who hunt down men who channel. You remember how men aren’t supposed to do that?
Well, they found one who not only channels but also claims to be the Dragon Reborn. And they’ve got him in a cage.
The Last Drive-In Valentine’s Day Special Live Watch Party February 10th!
The sweet putrid stench of love lingers through the air which can only mean one thing…Valentine’s Day and its annoying little winged cherub, Cupid, is fast approaching. Soon, partners will be spoiling one another with extravagant bouquets of roses, heartfelt Hallmark cards, obnoxiously large teddy bears, glistening diamond jewelry, and heart-shaped candies or boxes filled with assorted mediocre chocolates. You know? Normal things couples do. I tend to prefer my chocolate boxes filled with bleeding hearts, à la ‘My Bloody Valentine’ but, beggars can’t be choosers, right? All jokes aside, Valentine’s Day is special for many couples, however, there are also many others who find themselves celebrating this day without a significant other. Luckily, Shudder, along with drive-in king Joe Bob Briggs and co-host Darcy the Mail Girl (Diana Prince) will graciously be keeping us lonely mutants’, and yes, all you horror fanatic couples’ company on Friday, February 10th as they return with The Last Drive-In Valentine’s Day Special, premiering live at 9pm EST.
Love Spells Abound…
Back in 2021, Joe Bob and Darcy invited us to a gruesomely passionate night of spell-binding love witches and animatronic dinosaurs infused with teenage human brains during The Last Drive-In: Joe Bob Put a Spell on You. Many, including myself, were introduced to the tantalizing 70’s inspired retro throwback ‘The Love Witch’ and the graphically goofy cult classic ‘Tammy and the T-Rex’, providing the perfect viewing pleasure to mend any broken heart. While the two films for this year’s morbid love-induced special have yet to be announced, we here at HauntedMTL are eagerly awaiting the return of the ghoulish duo. As is tradition, we will be proudly hosting a watch party on Twitter during the live broadcasting of The Last Drive-In Valentine’s Day Special. Be sure to follow us on Twitter and tag us @hauntedMTL as well as @shudder, @therealjoebob, and @kinky_horror to partake in this night of unholy love.
What started off as a one-time special premiering on Shudder July 13, 2018, ‘The Last Drive- In’ was originally meant to be Brigg’s swan song; one last special before hanging up the bolo tie in retirement. However, due to so many mutants, excuse me…viewers tuning in and breaking the Shudder servers, it was only natural to announce an official full season of ‘The Last Drive-In‘, which would make its explosive debut March 19, 2019. Since then, Darcy and Briggs have spawned many exclusive holiday specials, have graciously donated to many charities within the community, and have accumulated 4 seasons of ‘The Last Drive-In’, with a fifth currently in production premiering on Shudder’s 2023 schedule sometime this year, let’s hope sooner rather than later.
Horror Noire, a Film Review
Horror Noire is a horror collection that includes “Daddy,” “The Lake,” “Brand of Evil,” “Bride Before You,” “Fugue State,” and “Sundown.”
Horror Noire is a horror collection brought by the combined efforts of AMC+ and Shudder. The collection includes “Daddy,” “The Lake,” “Brand of Evil,” “Bride Before You,” “Fugue State,” and “Sundown.” Horror Noire boasts Black directors and screenwriters, providing six unique stories.
As this collection explores six stories, I will skip the usual synopsis to assess the genres and ideas explored, albeit limited as needed. Expect to find supernatural horror, creature features, and psychological thrillers. Many short films deal with these genres while exploring Black issues, but this isn’t universal for the collection.
The directors and writers include Zandashé Brown, Robin Givens, Rob Greenlea, Kimani Ray Smith, Steven Barnes, Ezra Clayton Daniels, Tananarive Due, Shernold Edwards, Victor LaValle, and Al Letson.
What I Like
Each story remains unique, holding different strengths and weaknesses that highlight drastically different perspectives. Collections like VHS hold a similar premise to create their collection, but Horror Noire gives more creative freedom to its talent to be independent.
My personal favorite short film is Zandashé Brown’s “Bride Before You.” This period piece unravels a fable set in the Reconstruction Era. The entry feels Fabulistic in approach, which happens to be my preferred niche.
However, the best example of horror goes to Robin Givens’ “Daddy,” providing an existential horror tied directly to the characters involved.
What I Dislike
As mentioned, all have a particular style and idea. The downside of this approach always remains to keep the viewer interested long enough to find their favorite. If you find several underwhelming choices, this becomes a chore. But I imagine that is rare as the variety makes the options refreshing.
Personally, “Brand of Evil” had an interesting premise, but the execution fell short. On paper, it might have sounded like my favorite, which makes the lackluster execution a bigger letdown.
Horror Noire gives power and control to Black creators, providing a formula for a unique collection against others in the space. While the various subjects and approaches mean you aren’t likely to love them all, there should be a short film for everyone.
(3.5 / 5)
Episode six of Netflix’s Dahmer was not, honestly about our title character. Instead, it was about one of his victims, a man named Tony. We’ve actually seen Tony a few times during this series. We just didn’t know it was him.
And, well, he wasn’t exactly alive the first time we saw him.
Tony was born into a supportive, loving family. This is good because soon after he was born a viral infection took his hearing. He is black, deaf, and gay in the early 90’s.
Tony has a dream of becoming a model. And he certainly has the looks for it. He is beautiful, body and soul. He has lots of opportunities for romance, but it’s not what he’s looking for. He wants a real relationship.
Eventually Tony moves to Madison, trying to pursue his dream. He gets a job and starts getting modeling work.
Then, he meets Jeff Dahmer at a bar.
At first, we can almost believe that it’s going to be alright. Jeff seems happy. He’s taking care of himself. He’s not drinking as much. He even has his dad and stepmom over for dinner. It seems like his life is getting on track. Even better, he’s treating Tony right.
Then, of course, things go bad.
One thing that has always bothered me as a true crime fan is that we know so much about the killers, but not as much about the victims. Not so much if we don’t know who the killer is, of course. But the names that are part of our pop culture are those of the killers. Dahmer, Manson, Jones, Bundy, Holms. The names we don’t know are Roberta Parks, Beth LaBiancas, Leno LaBiancas, and Tony Hughes. And clearly, we should know them.
If Tony Hughes was half the shining, positive person that the show Dahmer made him out to be, I’m so sad that he isn’t with us anymore. We need so many more people like him. And many of Dahmer’s victims were likely just like him. After all, he was attracted to them for a reason.
This was a significant episode, and I understand why it’s the highest-rated episode of the series. I finished it with a heavy heart, saddened by the loss of a man who should still be with us today.(5 / 5)