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We here at HauntedMTL have been fortunate to find an old crate at auction. At first we thought it was the famed necronomicon. Unfortunately, it turned out to be a diary written a long long time ago in a galaxy somewhere next Tuesday. Fortunately, the writer of the diary was a knowlegable Jedi master–no, not that one! I said knowledgable! Without further hubbub we bring you, the secret Cal Kestis Diary!

The Cel Kestis Diary – Entry 1

Dear Diary,

Today me and my robot bud, I wanna say his name is BD8 or A2BD2 or whatever. Doesn’t matter what he’s called, it’s basically a view master with legs. Anyway, one of the guys at the shop gave him a Mark-It-Ing Ploy upgrade. Not sure what it does, but the credits are rolling in.

I’ve got this idea. I want to invent something called a ‘yacht heist’ and use all my Jedi training to sneak aboard a low guarded yacht so I can take some galactic empire secrets! VADAR SUCKS!! I SOOO HAD HIM! Anyways, Diary…

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NEW IDEA!! Instead of sneaking on to the Yacht like I’ve done a million times, I’m going to stage myself getting captured and then the galactic empire goons will deliver me directly into the one senator of Coruscant that I want with the yacht. I am sure he will definitely bring it so I can maybe have BBD8 place a depth charge and BOOM!! It definitely will not crash into me after setting at adrift. Besides, even if I does come at me adrift, it’s not like I’ll forget I’m a Jedi and just watch in horror as it comes to crush me and my view master.

I feel like I’m getting closer to my goal of restoring the Order. But to restore the order, I need to be in tip top shape and that means digging out my old P90X tapes. Master Horton really put us through the ringer.

From Cal Kestis Diary – Cal’s workout regime

Stay true!

Cal

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