This is going to be a hard one to review, not only because itâs a controversial remake (in name) of a classic, but also because itâs chaotic as a movie, too. The only spoiler that Iâm giving in this review is that a prominently featured unicorn figurine with an extraordinary large horn is disappointingly *not* utilized in any type of maiming or killing, which was a real missed opportunity.
He just wants to be a useful plot device symbolizing female empowerment
The Plot:
I say that it’s a remake in name because it’s quite different from the original (1974) and remake (2006).
Riley and her sorority sisters are getting ready for winter break as she is still struggling with a sexual assault that occurred in her past. She mentors another sister, Helena, while being friends with Marty, Jesse, and the out-spoken Kris. She begins to get weird texts via their schoolâs notification system after she and her friends perform at a talent show, opening mocking the fraternity her assailant belongs to.
Soon, the strange texts escalate and they realize that theyâre being hunted by a masked figure. They must work together and fast to discover the secrets behind the universityâs history and unravel its dark past, terrifying present, and devastating future…
The Good:
The acting from Imogen Poots exceeded my expectations. It
was not an easy role, and had challenging dialogue to not only convey but to
make believable. Good use of body movement, especially when solitary and during
quiet moments, for example in the blue portrait hallway before the talent show.
I think sheâd be great in an indie horror.
Same with Aleyse Shannon, especially when a lot of her
dialogue was very clunky. I hope sheâs in more Scream Queen parts, especially in
different roles.
Set design is beautiful with the âold traditionâ narrative of the story. Every creak of the floor is real and genuine-feeling, and not a manufactured sound in post-production. Whoever scouted the areas did an amazing job.
Thoughts: Brain Roll Juice
SoâŠ.yeah. Itâs a heavy-handed #MeToo feminist film, so your tolerance and taste for the movie are going to be dependent on your opinions of the #MeToo movement. And itâs not subtle winks and nods, itâs most of whatâs on screen, down to the pink snow shovel and diva cup used as weapons (in different ways).
Quarter for size comparison
And itâs told in the lens of Blumhouse Productions, so we get pink cat-ear headbands; Secret Santa vibrators; putting in a tampon in front of a roommate; thong-talk; the phrase âboy-cottedâ; push-up bras; and the many times when people are corrected for using the term âgirlâ instead of âwomanâ. Surprisingly, there was not white wine, yoga pants, or pumpkin-scented candles present. Â Â Â
What Iâm saying, is that while there are things being said, things that rightfully should be said, itâs through a tight and mediocre lens. It felt more like an episode of Riverdale mixed with 13 Reasons Why than a remake of a classic slasher film, including the off-screen deaths and lack-luster ambiance.
Previously on Black Christmas… we bought more high-waisted jeans
Also, thank goodness that the characters had stockings with their names, or literally necklaces of their names, so I knew who was who because they so often blurred together. Which is fine, almost standard, for a horror/slasher film, but not when your message is that we should care about these women from the beginning.
Character-wise, I knew almost nothing about them, any of them. It was even a throw-away line that we learned our main characterâs parents had died, and this was never brought up again.
My wild guess is this: this was not originally a Black
Christmas remake; it was a script about a sorority house that was slapped with
the title to promote it. Itâs so disjointed -plot and script- that I think
there were a lot of scenes cut by the studio because they either got worried by
the message or decided to double-down on the message. I think these scenes
would have made it flow better and given more character development, maybe even
a better ending (which didnât make a lick of sense).
I donât think the changes would have made it a great movie, but I think it would have been a better one. And donât get me wrong â there have a lot of subpar movies made since the dawn of film, and this one is better than most, if just for the effort of trying to say something, especially in a male-dominated field of horror. Props to that. But at the end of the day, will this get more hate/vitriol than Blumhouseâs Uncanny Annie or Truth or Dare, even though they were of equal or lesser value? Yeah. Will a lot that hate/vitriol come from people reading a few keywords and not actually watching the movie? Sure. Maybe that’s the real juice to roll your brain in.
Now guess which one has made less friends
One last thing of note before I sink back into the darkness. I find it odd that with PG-13, we canât watch a human being bleed after getting stabbed in the chest by an icicle, but we can watch a woman be assaulted multiple times, and that meets quality standards for a 13-year-old.
Oh, and Riki Lindhome co-wrote the song for the talent show.
Bottom-line:
Donât watch this as a first date movie – super awkward.
When not ravaging through the wilds of Detroit with Jellybeans the Cat, J.M. Brannyk (a.k.a. Boxhuman) reviews mostly supernatural and slasher films from the 70's-90's and is dubiously HauntedMTL's Voice of Reason.
Aside from writing, Brannyk dips into the podcasts, and is the composer of many of HauntedMTL's podcast themes.
Anna (2013), also known as Mindscape, is a psychological thriller directed by Jorge Dorado. This R-rated directorial debut stars Mark Strong, Taissa Farmiga, Brian Cox, Saskia Reeves, Richard Dillane, and Indira Varma. As of this review, interested viewers can watch this film on VUDU, Hoopla, Plex Channel, Pluto TV, Roku Channel, Tubi TV, Amazon Prime, and more. Anna originally released in 2013, but it released in the US in 2014.
Struggling to return to his work as a memory detective, John (Mark Strong) pursues a new assignment. Anna (Taissa Farmiga) views John as her last chance to prove her innocence before sheâs condemned to an asylum. As John searches through her memories, a tale of abuse and manipulation unravels.
Mindscape Cover of Anna (2013)
What I Like about Anna (2013)
Anna earned three nominations but no award recognition. From the SitgesâCatalonian International Film Festival, it earned a nomination for Best Motion Picture. The Goya Awards recognized Jorge Dorado with the 2014 nomination for Best New Director. Finally, Anna received a nomination from the GaudĂ Awards for Best Art Direction.
Taissa Farmigaâs performance balances the line between suspicious and innocent, which is necessary for this unraveling mystery. Itâs a delicate role, but Taissa Farmiga brings to life the material given.
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Anna‘s plot rotates around a new fringe science thatâs slowly gaining traction. Itâs less a dissection of this science and more a norm that Anna expects viewers to believe. Itâs an interesting concept, though not unique. Still, itâs a nice additional dynamic to the mystery.
While not a horrifying film, it does deliver a mystery that keeps viewers engaged with enough hooks to add an extra layer before something gets stale. That mystery does linger in the mind in some respects but doesnât haunt the viewer.
Disclaimer Kimberley Web Design
Tired Tropes and Triggers
Despite Anna not depicting these moments, sexual assault remains a recurring element of the film. Little remains conclusive, with some suggestions that these are false allegations. Furthering this point, the film depicts Anna as a manipulator and flirt when some incidents suggest sheâs a survivor of assault.
Derogatory language might upset some, but these remain brief moments. The use indicates a particular characterâs immaturity, but Iâll raise the point regardless. Furthering this line of analysis is a moment where a bullied character is implied to be gay, but itâs likely just an insult.
While not inherently a trigger, this new field of science earns the claim of being somewhere between forensic science and lie detector tests, a massive gap that anything can fit in. It makes everything subjective when the film wants to claim absolute evidence. I canât help but wonder what exploring that unreliability might look like, but thatâs not this film.
Mark Strong as John
What I Dislike about Anna (2013)
The biggest deal breaker for some is this concept of a teen mastermind. I wonât go into details about the mystery, but I am often fatigued with this idea of a teen femme fatale. While Anna gives enough mystery, itâs an overused trope.
Mark Strongâs performance delivers on the material, but John seems so easily manipulated for someone who does this as a profession. While out of practice, I donât understand why he believes or doesnât believe information. If Anna depicts John as overly critical or gullible, the film will have a more consistent character.
I assume there remains an understandable reason for the name change, but Anna appears as a common title for a film, spinning a series of some recognition. Mindscape also earns some recognition and competition, but itâs a more memorable title than a single noun name.
Final Thoughts
Anna provides an interesting concept and mystery, but many shortcomings hinder the execution. Viewers eager for a psychological mystery with a drop of sci-fi, Anna delivers an engaging story. However, the market does provide competition, making it a tough film to recommend. (3 / 5)
âThe Demon of Parenthoodâ is the eighth episode of season 3 of Evil, created by Michelle King and Robert King. The central cast includes Katja Herbers, Mike Colter, Aasif Mandvi, Michael Emerson, Christine Lahti, and Andrea Martin. As of this review, itâs available through Netflix and Paramount+ and its add-ons.
The assessors investigate cursed toys in a terrible attack against commerce, but Ben (Aasif Mandvi) has a finger on the potential issue. David (Mike Colter) receives another task from the Entity. Kristen (Katja Herbers) learns more about her missing egg. Leland (Michael Emerson) invites Dr Boggs (Kurt Fuller) to the darker side of spirituality. Sheryl (Christine Lahti) takes her granddaughter to work.
Evil Season 3 Cover
What I Like about âThe Demon of Parenthoodâ
I enjoy the espionage aspect of the Entity, pushing David to questionable grounds as he navigates whatâs right against whatâs demanded of him. While this plotline doesnât reach its full potential, this episode highlights one of the more interesting opportunities of this idea. The Entity consistently interferes with the procedural case, possibly covering up abuse to support its objectives. This episode highlights this dynamic to perfection.
Kristen gets pulled in multiple directions, forced to question her trust in David, and faces a unique horror after learning about her missing egg. While I wonât dive deeper into this issue for this review, itâs safe to say this episode belongs to Kristen, and Katja Herbers delivers. Her unsettling night terrors suggest an intuitive understanding of some of the manipulations around her, highlighting these moments to the viewer by proxy. Beyond these meta moments, the execution of these night terrors remains pleasantly unsettling.
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Among a constant trail of failures, Leland lingers in the background as he puts pieces together for his master plan. We donât see the full scope of his vision yet, but the suspense it builds for future episodes earns its place. Iâm interested to see how these plots will evolve, even if Lelandâs luck seems to turn sour. Perhaps itâs because of this dynamic that the tension works so effectively.
With a shocking moment tied into this episode, âThe Demon of Parenthoodâ creates one of the more haunting episodes. However, the greatest accomplishment in the episode is what it establishes for the future of the series. While not all these points follow through by the end of Evil, itâs still an episode that ripples across the showâs progression.
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Tired Tropes and Triggers
Without diving into too many details, spousal abuse and murder occur in the episode. This abuse might indicate a demonic influence, but such points remain speculation.Â
A severed body part and some gore stand out in this episode. It hardly earns enough attention from fans of gory horror, but the squeamish should tread carefully toward the end.
Horrible Realizations at Night
What I Dislike about âThe Demon of Parenthoodâ
Many dropped ideas seem genuinely interesting, building to some potential development that receives little payoff. Missing these opportunities will never feel satisfying. While some changes are understandable, it creates holes in the narrative. For example, Dr. Boggsâ dark seduction slows in pace, becoming implied or withheld from the audience soon after âThe Demon of Parenthood.â These experiences often adapt the concept of evil that the show seeks to bring to life.
Sherylâs compliance with Lelandâs plan still seems underdeveloped as a concept, especially with how far she takes it in this episode. While later episodes add a different perspective, I canât help but feel these are retcons or concepts not thoroughly thought out.
Final Thoughts
âThe Demon of Parenthoodâ progresses the plot and delivers some genuinely haunting moments. While a retrospective assessment does note many missed opportunities, the episode stands up beyond these missed opportunities. (4.5 / 5)
Conrad Plaâs Raymond Pope also requires a delicate approach to succeed. The sleazy and hypocritical detective seems genuinely concerned for his wife (at least initially) and sells that concern. While far from an easy character to root for, the audience understands him and the danger he faces.
Thereâs a heavy erotic thriller angle that Eternal delivers on. Iâll linger on this point in later sections, but it certainly knows how to build tension within a single scene or between characters. These moments donât feel forced, and while they often target a male audience, interesting dynamics rise above general exploitative content, if only slightly.
This seems to be a passion project between the creators, Wilhelm Liebenberg and Federico Sanchez. This passion lingers in the moments to deliver something unique, if not without its flaws. The film doesnât hold back, a point that fluctuates between negative and positive depending on the situation. Regardless, it holds a charm in that commitment thatâs hard to replicate without passion behind the scenes.
Disclaimer Kimberley Web Design
Tired Tropes and Triggers
The film labels itself as âInspired by True Events,â which only relates to the general discussion of Elizabeth BĂĄthory. Itâs also worth mentioning that, much like Vlad Dracula, her story remains heavily dominated by modern interpretations. I wonât pretend to hold exclusive knowledge of these historical figures, but cultural interpretation reduces realism. The claim means little to nothing.
The erotic thriller holds a stigma that Eternal doesnât challenge. Elizabeth remains a clear femme fatale with a slightly supernatural twist. While the performance executes this character perfectly, viewers likely know if this remains an interest or a tired cliche for themselves.
While most of Raymondâs acts make sense for the character, I hold issue with the end. Without going into too many details, he is asked to do one thing to protect himself and does the opposite for no reason. Perhaps this indicates supernatural influence, but such a claim lingers in headcanon.
The film ends ambiguously, which hardly seems fitting given the evidence and weakens the overall film. A definitive ending, or something moderately more definitive, would strengthen Eternal.
Final Thoughts
Eternalâs major obstacle in executing its erotic thriller is that of tired tropes in the modern era. If one looks past these dated points, thereâs a haunting thriller that can meet moments of excellence. The plot falls short in many areas towards the end of the film. Ultimately, if a vampire-esque thriller interests you, Eternal certainly adds its perception to the niche but in a familiar form. (3.5 / 5)
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