I spent the night in a haunted house. And not just any old haunted house – the Conjuring house. Well, virtually spent the night. When I was tipped off that The Dark…
Author: J.M. Brannyk
Review: Mother’s Day Massacre (2007) is a Pissing Sausage Fest
Happy Mother’s Day, everyone! Sorry I’m late to the game, but I had five mother-things to call today and you know how much they like to talk. But thank you to all…
6 Strange and Horrific Things I Found on Resale Sites
There are a lot of classic stories that start as a re-selling of something. An object that passes hands from one sorry soul to the next, the new victim unwitting of the…
The Horror of Loss: Movie List and Opinion Piece
There’s no greater power than the power of goodbye. Madonna (the one that was *like* a virgin and not the actual virgin) Hi kiddies, it’s real time again. This article idea came…
Happy 4/20 – Review: Evil Bong (the first out of too many)
Happy 4/20/20, my friends! It’s time to responsibly and legally toke up, make them brownies, and enjoy the happy high of this great national/international holiday. In honor of 4/20/20, the 4-est and…
Review: Momo: The Missouri Monster: the alien that stole my heart…and sandwich
I am not a huge “furry” cryptid fan. Bigfoot, for me, is not extremely interesting. To me, if there is a “missing link” mammal walking around and stinking up the place, I’m…
Review: 2020’s VFW is for Birthdays
In celebration of two birthdays here at Haunted MTL, let’s celebrate a movie about getting older and saying goodbye to the things you used to have; whether it be a lover, a…
Dark Deviations: Bray Wyatt’s “The Fiend”
As we gear up for a strange WrestleMania this coming weekend, I thought now would be a good time to talk about one of the contenders and a Dark Deviation in the…
Dark Deviations: 5 Horrific Songs I’ve Found While Casually Streaming
I’ve been listening to a lot of music lately, as one might do if fortunate enough to work from home. Heck, I’ve even put together some Spotify playlists myself during the last…
Review: The Devil’s End by D.A. Fowler is an Eyeball Explosion at the very end
Trigger warnings: animal abuse and gore mentioned So, I wish that I had seen the original cover because that would have answered some of my questions. Not all of them, oh heavens…