I am appalled, fellow Homo sapiens, that this movie is not cherished more. Appalled and aghast! Boo, humanity, for not cherishing the disco fae magic of David Copperfield; the whitest knight, Conductor…
Author: J.M. Brannyk
Black Christmas (1974) is a Uncomfortably Sweaty Piano Solo (4 Cthulhus)
Hello people, welcome to the holiday season! Hanukkah is on its third light, I believe. Kwanzaa still has a few days before it kicks off. Diwali…well, has been over for a while…
Black Christmas (2006) is Mom-Flavored Xmas Cookies
In this 2006 remake of the horror classic, Black Christmas, while being a closer adaptation to the original, it unfortunately doesn’t live up to its potential. It’s a good film with fantastic…
Black Christmas is 🐷 (Pig) 🐈 (Cat) Emoji – Review of 2019’s Black Christmas
This is going to be a hard one to review, not only because it’s a controversial remake (in name) of a classic, but also because it’s chaotic as a movie, too. The…
Dark Deviations: Andy Griffith Vs. Axe-Murdering Ghost
The Andy Griffith Show, the show that was filmed during the tumultuous 60’s, but felt like it was born and bred in the nostalgic 30’s. Even the theme song, “The Fishin’ Hole”…
Los Parecidos (The Similars): Hold Tight, It’s A Wild Ride
You can tell right away that this movie was someone’s baby while watching it because a lot of style and effort went into it. In fact, this Mexican 2015 Supernatural Thriller was…
Dark Deviations: Baywatch’s Questionable Ghost Romance
Let’s go back in time to the early 90’s when a TV show about lifeguard shenanigans was the most watched show of all time. I think we all know why: Baywatch After…