Haunted MTL‘s weekly review of the series as a whole.
This week, we’ll be reviewing the 35th episode of Last Podcast on the Left, which is one of the more problematic ones. So, without any further ado. . .
Mentally and Culturally Challenged
Henry starts the show AGAIN as Hong Kong Henry Zebrowski and claiming a lack of cultural knowledge of Asians. This is our horribly offensive intro to the world of Mentally Challenged killers. There are a LOT of words that haven’t been ok in a long time in this episode so cancel culture folks be forewarned! A discussion of the history of mental disabilities in the boys families follows and is about as carefully handled as your drunk uncle at Thanksgiving.
Henry, the big naked terror that he is, begins this one with a selection of mentally challenged killers. Buckle your seat belt folks. This is gonna be a bumpy ride.
Johnny Paul Penry:
Johnny stabbed and raped the sister of a football player and used his mental state to jockey for innocence. This actually leads to a fascinating discussion of organized versus disorganized killers. Organized killers have a high IQ and plan out their actions. This is your typical serial killer. Disorganized are usually less intelligent and are usually spree killers and sexual predators and are more opportunistic. Henry discusses boners as well as shaping his gut into a sexual organ for Ben. “Henry Zebrowski Presents: Front Butts” still makes me laugh. For a time they discuss Brazilian fart porn before telling us that Penry was convicted and put to death.
Ricky Ray Rector
Ricky didn’t begin life with his disability. He robbed and killed a man at Tommy’s Old Fashioned Homestyle Restaurant in Conway, Arkansas during Bill Clinton’s time as governor. The bouncer at the door wouldn’t let Ricky in due to a $3 cover charge. Returning home, Ricky’s family called a police officer friend to take his confession. That’s when Ricky shot the cop in the back. He attempted to take his own life but ends up damaging his frontal lobe. Ben tells a similar story at this point and they realize they’re basically talking about Arce-face from Preacher.
Ricky’s last meal wasn’t discussed except for his request for a pecan pie which he didn’t eat. He said he was saving it for later. Henry’s voice here is just the saddest god damned thing in the world. I mean GOD DAMN. Henry’s Oscar pitch for this character goes here. Rector’s lethal injection was BOTCHED and took a very long time. It helped the argument against sending people with mental problems to death row.
MAN. This guy inspired Leatherface and Psycho. Definitely had a mental problem. Many people like Gein separate their lives. It’s called compartmentalization. They have their fantasy world where they do the unspeakable and their regular lives. Dahmer is a great example.
His apartment was a house of horrors. By day he worked at a chocolate factory. At this point we get one of my favorite running gags. Bone fragments falling from his fingernails falling into the chocolate leads to “NO! THERE’S BONES IN THE CHOCOLATE!!!” (buy the shirt here!) Back to Ed. Ed was a grave robber and only killed two people. He used body parts to make furniture, decorations, and clothes. He made his mom’s arm bone into a flute! They argue that this would be ok if you were Native American?! This is still better than buying from Ikea. The boys discuss Marcus being ok with this. We find that Leatherface is the patron saint of LPotL. Henry yells at his phone and sounds horrifying.
All of this leads into Henry discussing his volunteer work with “high functioning males” one summer. For the most part they seemed alright but the organization warned him NOT to hand out his number. Here’s a lesson. LISTEN TO THE PEOPLE, HENRY. It turns out a guy was there for braking another guy’s arms (plural) and Henry decided THIS was the guy who needed his number. That dude’s calls and texts never got answered. What follows are several minutes of Wayne’s World quotes and a mental health check in.
If you want to see how far the boys have come, then this is your episode. Offensive terms for the mentally disabled are tossed around liberally. This is really more like a guided episode of The Round Table of Gentlemen than what we’d come to know as Last Podcast. On the plus side, the boys own up to their early stuff and acknowledge that they’ve changed and grown. The world is different, they are different, but they refuse to hide how different they are.
Episode 35 on Spotify
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Unwell, a Midwestern Gothic Mystery, Season two
Released in 2020, season two of Unwell, a Midwestern Gothic Mystery picks up right where season one left off. With far more questions than answers.
Our main character Lily is now permanently living with her mother, Dot. This is good because Dot’s Alzheimers seems to be getting worse. It’s not to the point of being debilitating, by any means. It’s just to the point of being frustrating.
Meanwhile, Rudy is getting into all kinds of trouble. He’s working to rebuild the Mt Absalom observatory when he meets a ghost named Nora. Nora explains to him that she built the telescope at the observatory. She also tells him that there is, indeed, another building under the observatory. And boy howdy, does everyone have opinions about whether or not they should go down there.
While Rudy is exploring the observatory, he’s caught the attention of Chester and Hazel. It becomes clear through the course of the season that they, and the order they belong to, are committed to protecting the town from something. We don’t know what, but we can kind of guess.
We also find out that Dot is committed to protecting the town. That doesn’t stop her from being at odds with Chester and Hazel.
I loved this part of the season. We have Chester and Hazel on one side, and Dot with Abbie, Wes, and Rudy on the other side. I’m fairly sure both sides are working against the same enemy. But they’re too stubborn to talk to each other long enough to work together.
Who is that enemy? Well, I think we could have guessed that from the very first episode of the show.
This is part of the season that I didn’t like all that much. Our main character, Lily, has met our mysterious man in the woods several times. She has also seen a whole bunch of shit in Mt Absalom. She has met ghosts. She has been in places that feel more like a diner in the back rooms than any diner in a small town. And yet when she is told that the man she met in the woods is not to be invited into her family home, she treats her mother like she’s crazy. Then she goes right ahead and invites him to their Thanksgiving table.
No one thought that was a good idea. And it is out of character for Lily, who has been cautious and sensible so far.
I felt like a lot of things almost happened this season. We almost found out what Wes is. We almost got into the mysterious building under the observatory. We almost found out why Dot and Chester are fighting over her boarding house. We almost found out what was going on with the creepy diner. But in each case, we didn’t get everything.
I have to say that one episode stood out as the best of the season. That is the one titled The Night Shift, in which Abbie gets a job at the diner for recon. Two things are clear while listening to this episode. One, Abbie has never worked in customer service in their life. Two, the writer of the episode has.
A second season is often difficult. It can be seen as sort of a bridge season. The story doesn’t progress as much as we’d like. There isn’t a lot of excitement. A second season, when we know there is going to be a third, often acts to set the stage for the story going forward.
That is exactly what this season felt like. Yes, many things were revealed. But most of those things just left us with more questions than answers.
In the end, the last episode of the season didn’t feel like it should have been the last episode of the season. It felt like it ought to have been the penultimate episode.
All of this is not to say that I didn’t like this season. There was a lot of good content here. We got to know all of the characters better. The characters got to know each other better, and we saw a lot of growth.
All in all, this season did exactly what it needed to do. It got me excited to listen to episode three.
(3.5 / 5)
Unwell, a Midwestern Gothic, season one
Good news, we have a new podcast to be obsessed with.
Unwell, a Midwestern Gothic was released in February 2019. The latest episode was released earlier this month. Today we’re going to be looking at season one.
We start with Lily Harper, a young woman with a difficult relationship with her mother, Dot. When Dot breaks her ankle, Lily reluctantly agrees to stay with her until she gets better.
Dot Harper runs a boarding house in a tiny town called Mt Absalom in Ohio. It’s been in her family for generations. Lily stayed there during the summers when she was a kid. But she hardly considers this place her home.
Shockingly, she’s not happy to be there.
The boarding house has just one resident, a historian named Abby who is there to research small towns. There is also Wes, Dot’s teenage assistant who runs ghost tours and seems weirdly attached to the house. Eventually, the crew is joined by an astronomer named Rudy.
Most of the episodes aren’t jam-packed with horror content, I’ll be honest with you. Much of the story revolves around the characters living together in this strange little town.
And this would be enough story by itself, though maybe not a horror story. Just listening to these characters bicker amongst each other is frankly entertaining. I love Abby’s rules for small talk in the morning. Lily’s fear of spoiled food, which leads her to do some infuriating things, is hilarious.
However, in each episode, there are one or two moments that at the very least raise significant questions. If not the hairs on my arm. There are incriminating phone calls made by the town librarian. Howls in the night when there should be no wolves. A door in the basement that is and is not there, depending on who’s looking for it. Soon, we realize that one of the residents of the boarding house is not who we thought they were.
While all of this is going on, Lily and Dot are dealing with a very real-world terror. Dot is showing signs of dementia.
I loved every character in this season. I loved Dot, who is funny and strong and has no filter. I loved Lily, who loves her mom despite their painful past. I loved Wes and his ghost tours of a house that he loves. I loved Rudy, who has such a passion for, well, just about everything but wolves.
Abby (pronouns they/them) was probably my favorite character. They are insistent on their boundaries, passionate, and funny as hell. They also had no problem breaking into the library and stealing microfiche when the need arose.
Unwell feels cozy. It manages to be both character-driven and events driven. When nothing scary is happening, it’s a story about a family dealing with a sad diagnosis. It’s easy to get lost in that. So when the radiator starts talking to Abby, or Wes forgets where he lives, or the wolves start to howl, it takes the listener as much by surprise as the characters.
So I was doubly surprised when the last few minutes of the season sounded like the writers from Old Gods of Appalachia took over. It was a shocking scene full of fire and screaming. So much screaming.
The first season of Unwell left us with more questions than answers. Why has Mt Absalom twice tried to take possession of Dot’s boardinghouse? What is Hazel, the librarian hiding? Why did we hear wolves in the night? What is up with the creepy diner and its otherworldly staff? What is wrong with Wes? And why is an entire town so in love with celery?
Fortunately, we won’t have long to wait for answers. Seasons one through four are available now on the Unwell website, as well as most major podcast platforms. And, season five just started this month.
I’ll be marathoning the next three seasons as fast as I can, and breaking them down here over the next few weeks. I hope that you’ll be joining me.
(4 / 5)
Knifepoint Horror Podcast
Imagine meeting someone at a bar, a party, or maybe even in a doctor’s waiting room. Imagine they leaned in, maybe finishing their drink or putting down their three-year-old magazine, and started telling you about the scariest thing that ever happened to them. No introduction, no musical accompaniment. Just the scariest shit you’ve ever heard.
That is the podcast Knifepoint Horror.
Starting in November 2010, the podcast is written and produced by Soren Narnia. I have to assume that’s a pen name, and it’s a great one. When I realized these eerie tales were all written by the same author, unlike other anthology podcasts I’ve reviewed, it made more sense that there’s only one episode a month. It also scared me just a bit. There’s a lot of twisted darkness in these stories. The episodes range everywhere from fifteen minutes to an hour and a half. And I have yet to listen to one episode that didn’t scare the hell out of me.
I started with the first episode, titled Town. It’s the story of a man returning to his hometown on a photography job. It was a town he thought he knew pretty well, having grown up there and visited often. However, his employer seemed to know the place better than he did. Or at the very least, he knew the darker corners. And our narrator saw his hometown in a way that he never thought he could. As a place of madness, death, and torture. A place that turns people into monsters, simply by whispering suggestions. The narrator sees that his childhood friend is going mad. He hears stories about his former neighbors that he never would have thought possible. And he barely makes it out alive. This story was especially scary for someone who still lives in her hometown. What shadows do I walk past, all unnoticed?
Another truly horrific tale, if you haven’t the time for an hour-long story, is called Corpse. It’s the tale of a killer who was electrified and buried. But his corpse never seemed to rot. Several times he was exhumed, and each time he had the same grin on his face.
This grin was used by our narrator’s father to torture him as a child. The father, a rather sadistic gentleman, took a picture of the Grin Man’s face and used it to scare the narrator into behaving. Eventually, the father even cuts off the hand of the Grin Man.
I’m sure I don’t need to tell you, that’s not the best way to raise a healthy child. And our narrator is far from a healthy person.
The most recent episode, titled Hole, was an emotional roller coaster. It’s the tale of a film writer working with an eccentric actor. They meet in a rented house in the middle of nowhere to work on the character, a serial killer. If you know anything about method actors, you know what sort of nightmare this writer has gotten himself into. But a crazy actor is only part of the story. There is a woman next door digging a hole. Not a very deep hole, but deep enough for her purposes.
This story twisted so many times that I didn’t know which way was up. I was sure I knew the ending at least three times and was entirely wrong each time. That being said, the ending was delightfully creepy.
Stories are living, breathing things all on their own. They come in many forms. Movies, books, video games, tv shows, podcasts, and songs. Often elements are blended to tell tales to the best effect. We add musical scores to manipulate emotions and heighten moments of terror and suspense. Sound effects are added to podcasts and movies. Filmmakers add false gore and eerie effects. But a story, especially a scary story, doesn’t need this. It makes the listener lean in, making sure to catch every word. Because it’s the story that matters. It’s the story that will come back to us in the night when we’re alone.
Everything else is a distraction.
If you want to give a listen to Knifepoint horror, and I certainly encourage you to do so, you can find the whole series on Spotify. Or on their website, Knifepoint Horror. (5 / 5)