LTD: Americans Create Apathetic Halloween Costumes Inspired by 2020
CLEVELAND, Ohio — As Halloween 2020 approaches, Americans are preparing to celebrate differently than in years past. Events like…
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LTD: Cultists Circulating Petition to Add Cthulhu to Presidential Ballot
PROVIDENCE, RI — Worshipers of the ancient, inconceivably horrific entity Cthulhu have organized a petition to get the Great…
LTD: Nation’s Horror Creators Say 2020 Stole Their Ideas
HOLLYWOOD, CA — Horror creators across the nation are frustrated that the year 2020 has included all of their…
LTD: Nation’s Horror Villains Traumatized by Current Events
HADDONFIELD, IL — The nation’s horror villains called an emergency meeting this week to discuss the frightening state of…