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This season finale felt like a strange fever dream where we follow our favorite characters six months in the future where everything is different.

Funeral Aftermath

We begin the episode at the end of Terry’s funeral. Sookie finally spots Jason at Bill’s house. Jason introduces Sookie to Violet, who get along well after Violet is convinced of the fact that Sookie is Jason’s sister and not a lover.

TrueBloodS6E10 Warlow and Sookie

Sookie heads into the fairy realm to check on Warlow. He has made up a maypole for them to get married at, but Sookie says that she wants to move slow and date.

Warlow slaps her and ties her up, telling her that he didn’t wait 5,500 years to date her.

TrueBloodS6E10 Warlow attacking Sookie at the maypole

Bill tells Jessica that his is disappointed that he’s lost his powers. He confesses to Jessica that he traded Sookie to Warlow for a vial of his blood. Jessica demands they go and save Sookie. They enlist Jason and Violet, who then enlist Andy and Adilyn. The group needs Adilyn to get them into the fairy realm.

TrueBloodS6E10 Bill enlisting Jason to help save Sookie

As Warlow begins to feast on Sookie, the crew shows up in the fairy realm. The group gets Sookie home where Violet heals her. When Warlow shows up and everyone tries to fight him to no avail. Warlow knocks out Violet and Jason and Bill can’t even come inside Sookie’s house.

His End

Just as Warlow corners Sookie in the bathroom, Niall grabs Warlow through the portal and Sookie and Jason help kill him. They get Niall out of the other dimension and rejoice together. Since Warlow is dead, any of the vampires that had the ability to walk in the sun have now lost it. We see it leave Bill and Jessica like a poof of smoke.

TrueBloodS6E10 Jason and Niall killing Warlow

Pam tells Tara that she is going after Eric. This is unfortunate because we flash to Eric, where he has lost the ability to walk in the sun. He happens to be suntanning in Sweden so he erupts into flames. We do not see Eric again in this episode, so I am only hoping he managed to crawl under the snow or something.

Six Months Later…

Bill is being interviewed on national television after having written a book about his experience with Lilith, Burrell, and Hep-V. He is trying to be honest with humans so that humans can trust vampires.

TrueBloodS6E10 Bill on television speaking about his book

Alcide and Sookie are together. Jason and Violet are still together, but Violet still won’t let Jason have sex with her after six months.

TrueBloodS6E10 Sookie and Alcide walking arm in arm

The whole town gets tested for Hep-V, as apparently humans can be carriers while not being infected. Hep-V has spread to a sizeable portion of the population. The town gathers on Sunday for church and Sam – as the mayor – reveals his plan to keep the community of Bon Temps safe.

TrueBloodS6E10 Sookie and Jason getting their blood tested

Sam proposes that at a banquet hosted by Arlene (who seems to now own Bellefleur’s, formerly Merlotte’s, and is footing the bill with Terry’s life insurance money) that each family, in exchange for letting a vampire monogamously feed on them to remove fear of Hep-V infection, that the vampire provides protection for the family against rogue vampires and vampires infected with Hep-V. Vampires with Hep-V seem to be unwieldy and attacking humans all over. Some of the townspeople become enraged and walk out.

During the banquet, Jessica goes to Andy’s house. She says that she noticed they weren’t there, but she wanted to be their vampire and protect them, at no cost to them. Andy refuses but Jessica stands her ground.

TrueBloodS6E10 Lafayette and Arlene at the party

At the banquet at Bellefleur’s, Tara’s mother apologizes to Tara and lets her feed on her.

TrueBloodS6E10 Lettie Mae, Tara's mom

Bill stops Sookie and Alcide as they leave the party and asserts that Sookie needs protection. As this conversation is happening, Bill and Alcide smell a group of infected vampires – a very big group – closing in on the bar.

Verdict

This episode showed us our new conflict: Hep-V and infected vampires coming for Bon Temps.

This episode was sort of strange and felt a bit rushed, as the showrunners wanted to bring in the next conflict and jumped too far in time that I felt disoriented. Suddenly Sookie was with Alcide, Sam was mayor, and Arlene owned the bar. It was a bit much, but I look forward to seeing how the last season fairs.

3 out of 5 stars (3 / 5)

If you are looking to watch Season 6, find it here!

Sarah Moon is a stone-cold sorceress from Tennessee whose interests include serial killers, horror fiction, and the newest dystopian blockbuster. Sarah holds an M.A. in English Literature and an M.F.A. in Fiction Writing. She works as an English professor as well as a cemeterian. Sarah is most likely to cover horror in print including prose, poetry, and graphic forms. You can find her on Instagram @crystalsnovelnook.

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Smile 2: A Poor Rate Second.

“Break a leg out there.”

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Smile 2, a psychological supernatural horror, released in October 2024 just in time for Halloween, sees director Parker Finn (Smile, Laura Hasn’t Slept) return with a sequel starring Naomi Scott (Aladdin) as pop star and recovering addict Skye Riley. While Smile 2 boasts a talented cast, it ultimately falls short of its predecessor, offering a familiar storyline with minor variations and a predictable finale. The film attempts to introduce a new method to combat the parasitic ‘Smile Entity’, but this addition fails to elevate the sequel beyond a pale imitation of its chilling predecessor.

The Plot.

Smile 2 begins shortly after the end of the original; just six days after Rose Cotter’s death. During a short interlude scene, we watch as the now cursed Joel attempts to pass the Smile Entity on by killing one criminal in front of another. The plan backfires spectacularly, inadvertently passing the curse onto an innocent bystander named Lewis Fregoli.


The film then shifts gears, introducing Skye Riley, a singer and performer making a triumphant return to the spotlight with a comeback tour after a tumultuous past. During a candid interview on the Drew Barrymore Show, Skye opens up about her struggles with addiction and the devastating loss of her boyfriend in a car accident. Her sobriety journey, however, faces a severe setback when she seeks pain relief from her old high school friend, the unwitting Lewis Fregoli. In a chilling turn of events, Lewis takes his own life while Skye watches, passing the Smile Entity onto her.
Unaware of her new cursed existence Skye gets on with rehearsing for her tour, but she begins to notice that strange things are happening. People are smiling at her in an unnatural way and she becomes the target of anonymous attacks and aggressions. When text messages begin to arrive from an unknown number, Skye decides to get some answers.

Highlights.

Let’s not beat about the bush. I found Smile 2 difficult to finish and was struggling at about the hour-and-a-half mark to stay awake. That being said it’s worth watching because everyone needs to see the 3-minute scene of the ‘smilers’ chasing Skye through her apartment. This was possibly the creepiest thing I’ve seen on a screen.  The buildup, the synchronicity of the movement of the actors and their positioning, the camera work, and the lighting. I have rewatched it several times and it doesn’t get old. If you are only interested in watching this, fast forward to the 123-minute mark and get ready to be impressed.

Drawbacks.

Where do I start?

My primary concern with Smile 2 is its striking resemblance to its predecessor. The narrative follows a familiar pattern: an attractive woman fleeing a supernatural force, grappling with hallucinations, experiencing a mental health decline, and culminating in the revelation someone close to Skye was the Smiling Entity after all. This repetitive structure diminishes the film’s impact.

Smile
  • Sosie Bacon, Jason T. Usher, Kyle Gallner (Actors)
  • Audience Rating: R (Restricted)

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While the introduction of a new method for shedding the entity initially offered a glimmer of hope this concept wasn’t fully realized. It just served to add names to the line of people that the entity has infected in the past.

Furthermore, the film’s pacing suffers from excessive focus on Skye’s musical career. Scenes showcasing her stage rehearsals and music videos, while intended to establish her identity as a performer, feel unnecessary and detract from the narrative momentum. Yes, we understand she’s a performer, you told us, you don’t need to prove it. These scenes appear to artificially inflate the film’s runtime, suggesting a lack of confidence in the core story.

The Final Take.

Ultimately, Smile 2 fails to expand upon the established lore of the franchise. The film’s conclusion feels contrived, with a blatant setup for a third installment. Hopefully, if a ‘Smile 3’ is inevitable, the creative team will bring fresh ideas and avoid simply retreading familiar ground.

2 out of 5 stars (2 / 5)

Both Cthulhu’s granted for that one scene.

Smile 2
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  • Kyle Gallner, Naomi Scott (Actors)
  • Parker Finn (Director) – Parker Finn (Writer) – Parker Finn (Producer)

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Goosebumps, Stay Out Of The Basement Pt 2, could have just been one part

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We’re back again with Goosebumps The Vanishing, episode two. A story too big for one episode, apparently.

Or, maybe this is just a nod to the fact that Stay Out Of The Basement was a two-part episode in the original 1995 show. Either way, after seeing this episode, we could have kept it to one.

The story

We begin this second episode with Anthony investigating the parasitic plant taking over his body. Rather than, I don’t know, going to the hospital, he’s decided to phone a colleague and send her some samples from the bulb he pulls out of his arm with a handheld garden trowel.

David Schwimmer in Goosebumps The Vanishing.

Meanwhile, Devin is having his own worries. He’s haunted by what he saw in the sewers. So, he gets CJ to go with him to investigate. What they find is more of the tendrils of the plant that dragged him down through the manhole last episode.

I sure would have liked to see more about that.

Instead, we see Devin pivot to flirting with a newly single Frankie. Because teenage hormones I guess.

Meanwhile, Trey is having a terrible day. First, his girlfriend leaves him. Then, Anthony breaks his car window.

Needing a way to deal with his frustration, Trey decides to break into the Brewers’ basement. There, he starts wrecking up the place. Until he meets the plant creature and has an unfortunate accident.

What worked

The big difference between this episode and the last is the increased gross-out factor. This episode had some straight-up cringy moments. From the tendrils waiving from Anthony’s arm to the whole goat he brings home to feed his new pet, this episode was skin-crawling gross in the best way possible.

The series is called Goosebumps, after all.

What didn’t work

Unfortunately, that’s where my praise ends. This episode, unlike the last, just wasn’t that great.

To start with, there was a lot of unnecessary drama between characters who are not in danger of being eaten by a plant from the inside out.

 Francesca Noel in Goosebumps The Vanishing.

I especially disliked the focus on the Frankie/Trey/Devin love triangle.

Now, I don’t hate it. This part of the story adds extra emotional depth to the show. We can see why Trey would be especially incensed by his girlfriend falling for the son of the neighbor he’s feuding with. But it would be more enjoyable if it wasn’t so cliche and dramatic.

I hate the way Trey tried to gaslight Frankie. It makes me dislike him when he should be a sympathetic character. I hate how whiny Devin is every time he talks to Frankie. And I hated the impassioned speech Frankie gives after Devin asks her why she was with Trey.

Listen, I understand what we’re going for here. Devin and Cece are not struggling financially. They’re doing alright, and their new friends here in Gravesend are not. We kind of got that without Frankie claiming that her socioeconomic status is why she’s dating a bully and gaslighter. It felt out of place. It felt like pandering. It certainly didn’t feel like something an eighteen-year-old would say. I hated it.

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The Vanished Return (Goosebumps: The Vanishing Novel)
  • Howard, Ms. Kate (Author)
  • English (Publication Language)
  • 272 Pages – 02/04/2025 (Publication Date) – Scholastic Inc. (Publisher)

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Finally, there was a moment near the end of the episode that irritated me. I don’t want to give too much detail because I wouldn’t dare ruin an R.L. Stine cliffhanger. But, well, it doesn’t make a lot of sense.

I get that we’re watching a show about a carnivorous plant that is going to wreak havoc on this family and neighborhood. I understand the suspension of disbelief. Some might even say I am a little too generous with it. So I can buy into a teenager being absorbed by a plant and turned into a monstrous version of himself.

I can’t buy into what happens at the end of this episode. It doesn’t make sense with the rules established. It certainly doesn’t make any sort of scientific or logical sense. It is a lazy moment meant to further the storyline but threatens the structural integrity of the season.

All in all, this wasn’t the best episode of Goosebumps. But it’s only the second episode. Honestly, the season has plenty of time to go either way.

2.5 out of 5 stars (2.5 / 5)

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Thriller Nite, Poem by Jennifer Weigel Plus

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So, this is a convoluted post, not going to lie. Because it’s Thriller Nite. And we have to kick it off with a link to Michael Jackson in homage, because he’s the bomb and Vincent Price is the master… (If the following video doesn’t load properly, you can get there from this link.)

The movie monsters always approach so slowly.
Their stiff joints arcing in jerky, erratic movements
While the camera pans to a wide-eyed scream.
It takes forever for them to catch their victims.
 
Their stiff joints arcing in jerky, erratic movements
As they awkwardly shamble towards their quarry –
It takes forever for them to catch their victims.
And yet no one ever seems to get away.
 
As they awkwardly shamble towards their quarry –
Scenes shift, plot thickens, minutes tick by endlessly…
And yet no one ever seems to get away.
Seriously, how long does it take to make a break for it?
 
Scenes shift, plot thickens, minutes tick by endlessly…
While the camera pans to a wide-eyed scream.
Seriously, how long does it take to make a break for it?
The movie monsters always approach so slowly.

Robot Dance found subverted street art altered photography from Jennifer Weigel's Reversals series
Robot Dance from Jennifer Weigel’s Reversals series

So my father used to enjoy telling the story of Thriller Nite and how he’d scare his little sister, my aunt. One time they were watching the old Universal Studios Monsters version of The Mummy, and he pursued her at a snail’s pace down the hallway in Boris Karloff fashion. Both of them had drastically different versions of this tale, but essentially it was a true Thriller Nite moment. And the inspiration for this poem.

For more fun music video mayhem, check out She Wolf here on Haunted MTL. And feel free to check out more of Jennifer Weigel’s work here on Haunted MTL or here on her website.

Portrait of myself with dark makeup and crow skull headdress, backlit by the sun.
Portrait of myself with dark makeup and crow skull headdress, backlit by the sun.

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