After the disastrous first half of a season, Witcher is back with three more episodes. Since apparently, this worked well for Stranger Things, Netflix is going to keep the publication model.
And if we’re being honest, if I wasn’t reviewing Witcher for you all, I probably wouldn’t have come back for these three episodes. I’m sure that there are a few of you who’ve been waiting to see some reviews come out to see if the show is still worth your time.
After watching episode six, I can confidently say that it’s worth a watch. While I don’t think it was worth a half-season of boring, I’ll try to leave that in the past and just review this episode on its own merits. Thankfully, it does have merits.
The story
When we last left Geralt, he was standing in the halls of Aretuza with a knife at his throat. As it turns out, Dijkstra was leading some of the mages in a coup because… unclear. He’s joined by some of the mages, like Sabrina.
Geralt doesn’t give any cares for this infighting. He does care, however, when a fleet of ships show up from the White Flame.
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If you’ll recall, the White Flame has tricked the elves into fighting for him. And so they’ve now come in force to take the mages home. Again, the reason for this is unclear. While some of the elves are clearly looking for Ciri, that doesn’t seem to be the point of this.
Geralt, Yennefer and Ciri run, as this really isn’t their fight. But Yennefer decides she has to go back and help Tissaia.
While Geralt and Ciri continue to flee, they run into a surprise traitor.
What worked
The fight scenes in this episode were very good. I appreciated that there were fewer sword battles and more magic fights. Lots of people getting tossed around, lots of arrows through eyes. One elf was even exploded, which was quite fun.
On a story level, though, I loved that the mages came together to protect their home. Even if they’ve been selfish, egotistical, power grabbing monsters, they dropped all of that to protect their home.
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I also really love the character Tissaia in this one. She’s ready to fight without a moment’s warning, until she just snaps.
Until she full out stops giving orders or even responding to anyone around her. When she decides she’s going to use a spell that will almost certainly kill her, she sets her whole self to that task. It’s chilling to watch.
Here’s my favorite thing, though. While I don’t like to see it, Geralt gets his ass handed to him this episode. I won’t say by who. I will say it’s been a while.
Geralt was starting to feel, ironically, like Superman or Captain Marvel. These characters are fun for a little bit, but get boring over time. The reason is simple. If no one can face him, then there’s not a lot of tension. Now that we know he can be beat, he’s an interesting character again.
What didn’t work
All that being said, this was of course not a perfect episode. When the traitor is revealed, it’s a bit obvious. I was disappointed.
There was also an issue with the props. Specifically, whoever designed the staff used by the eventual traitor. This was supposed to be a big moment, where our wolf shrugs off his sheep’s clothing and steps to Geralt like it’s nothing. I should not have been laughing. But the person’s staff looks like one of those metal things one gets with Ikea furniture. The only thing intimidating about that is the horrifying memories of crushed thumbs.
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Here’s my biggest complaint, though. I don’t like that Stregobor got to be a hero. I hate that he got to be a hero by fighting elves. The elves in this world are not the bad guys. They’ve been persecuted, tortured, killed. They’re the victims of an attempted genocide. And now they’re being manipulated and used as pawns by the White Flame.
Stregobor is a racist old twat. And while it’s great that he was willing to die to protect Aretuza, he shouldn’t get a big hero moment against the elves. He’s not good enough for that.
In conclusion
I liked this episode. It felt like how a big mid-season shift should feel. And it’s got me pumped for the last few episodes.
If you missed some of the start of the season, that’s fine. You can probably pick it up here without too much confusion. And let’s hope that the remaining two episodes of this season of Witcher don’t let us down.
Smile 2, a psychological supernatural horror, released in October 2024 just in time for Halloween, sees director Parker Finn (Smile, Laura Hasn’t Slept) return with a sequel starring Naomi Scott (Aladdin) as pop star and recovering addict Skye Riley. While Smile 2 boasts a talented cast, it ultimately falls short of its predecessor, offering a familiar storyline with minor variations and a predictable finale. The film attempts to introduce a new method to combat the parasitic ‘Smile Entity’, but this addition fails to elevate the sequel beyond a pale imitation of its chilling predecessor.
The Plot.
Smile 2 begins shortly after the end of the original; just six days after Rose Cotter’s death. During a short interlude scene, we watch as the now cursed Joel attempts to pass the Smile Entity on by killing one criminal in front of another. The plan backfires spectacularly, inadvertently passing the curse onto an innocent bystander named Lewis Fregoli.
The film then shifts gears, introducing Skye Riley, a singer and performer making a triumphant return to the spotlight with a comeback tour after a tumultuous past. During a candid interview on the Drew Barrymore Show, Skye opens up about her struggles with addiction and the devastating loss of her boyfriend in a car accident. Her sobriety journey, however, faces a severe setback when she seeks pain relief from her old high school friend, the unwitting Lewis Fregoli. In a chilling turn of events, Lewis takes his own life while Skye watches, passing the Smile Entity onto her. Unaware of her new cursed existence Skye gets on with rehearsing for her tour, but she begins to notice that strange things are happening. People are smiling at her in an unnatural way and she becomes the target of anonymous attacks and aggressions. When text messages begin to arrive from an unknown number, Skye decides to get some answers.
Highlights.
Let’s not beat about the bush. I found Smile 2 difficult to finish and was struggling at about the hour-and-a-half mark to stay awake. That being said it’s worth watching because everyone needs to see the 3-minute scene of the ‘smilers’ chasing Skye through her apartment. This was possibly the creepiest thing I’ve seen on a screen. The buildup, the synchronicity of the movement of the actors and their positioning, the camera work, and the lighting. I have rewatched it several times and it doesn’t get old. If you are only interested in watching this, fast forward to the 123-minute mark and get ready to be impressed.
Drawbacks.
Where do I start?
My primary concern with Smile 2 is its striking resemblance to its predecessor. The narrative follows a familiar pattern: an attractive woman fleeing a supernatural force, grappling with hallucinations, experiencing a mental health decline, and culminating in the revelation someone close to Skye was the Smiling Entity after all. This repetitive structure diminishes the film’s impact.
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While the introduction of a new method for shedding the entity initially offered a glimmer of hope this concept wasn’t fully realized. It just served to add names to the line of people that the entity has infected in the past.
Furthermore, the film’s pacing suffers from excessive focus on Skye’s musical career. Scenes showcasing her stage rehearsals and music videos, while intended to establish her identity as a performer, feel unnecessary and detract from the narrative momentum. Yes, we understand she’s a performer, you told us, you don’t need to prove it. These scenes appear to artificially inflate the film’s runtime, suggesting a lack of confidence in the core story.
The Final Take.
Ultimately, Smile 2 fails to expand upon the established lore of the franchise. The film’s conclusion feels contrived, with a blatant setup for a third installment. Hopefully, if a ‘Smile 3’ is inevitable, the creative team will bring fresh ideas and avoid simply retreading familiar ground.
We’re back again with Goosebumps The Vanishing, episode two. A story too big for one episode, apparently.
Or, maybe this is just a nod to the fact that Stay Out Of The Basement was a two-part episode in the original 1995 show. Either way, after seeing this episode, we could have kept it to one.
The story
We begin this second episode with Anthony investigating the parasitic plant taking over his body. Rather than, I don’t know, going to the hospital, he’s decided to phone a colleague and send her some samples from the bulb he pulls out of his arm with a handheld garden trowel.
Meanwhile, Devin is having his own worries. He’s haunted by what he saw in the sewers. So, he gets CJ to go with him to investigate. What they find is more of the tendrils of the plant that dragged him down through the manhole last episode.
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I sure would have liked to see more about that.
Instead, we see Devin pivot to flirting with a newly single Frankie. Because teenage hormones I guess.
Meanwhile, Trey is having a terrible day. First, his girlfriend leaves him. Then, Anthony breaks his car window.
Needing a way to deal with his frustration, Trey decides to break into the Brewers’ basement. There, he starts wrecking up the place. Until he meets the plant creature and has an unfortunate accident.
What worked
The big difference between this episode and the last is the increased gross-out factor. This episode had some straight-up cringy moments. From the tendrils waiving from Anthony’s arm to the whole goat he brings home to feed his new pet, this episode was skin-crawling gross in the best way possible.
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The series is called Goosebumps, after all.
What didn’t work
Unfortunately, that’s where my praise ends. This episode, unlike the last, just wasn’t that great.
To start with, there was a lot of unnecessary drama between characters who are not in danger of being eaten by a plant from the inside out.
I especially disliked the focus on the Frankie/Trey/Devin love triangle.
Now, I don’t hate it. This part of the story adds extra emotional depth to the show. We can see why Trey would be especially incensed by his girlfriend falling for the son of the neighbor he’s feuding with. But it would be more enjoyable if it wasn’t so cliche and dramatic.
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I hate the way Trey tried to gaslight Frankie. It makes me dislike him when he should be a sympathetic character. I hate how whiny Devin is every time he talks to Frankie. And I hated the impassioned speech Frankie gives after Devin asks her why she was with Trey.
Listen, I understand what we’re going for here. Devin and Cece are not struggling financially. They’re doing alright, and their new friends here in Gravesend are not. We kind of got that without Frankie claiming that her socioeconomic status is why she’s dating a bully and gaslighter. It felt out of place. It felt like pandering. It certainly didn’t feel like something an eighteen-year-old would say. I hated it.
Finally, there was a moment near the end of the episode that irritated me. I don’t want to give too much detail because I wouldn’t dare ruin an R.L. Stine cliffhanger. But, well, it doesn’t make a lot of sense.
I get that we’re watching a show about a carnivorous plant that is going to wreak havoc on this family and neighborhood. I understand the suspension of disbelief. Some might even say I am a little too generous with it. So I can buy into a teenager being absorbed by a plant and turned into a monstrous version of himself.
I can’t buy into what happens at the end of this episode. It doesn’t make sense with the rules established. It certainly doesn’t make any sort of scientific or logical sense. It is a lazy moment meant to further the storyline but threatens the structural integrity of the season.
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All in all, this wasn’t the best episode of Goosebumps. But it’s only the second episode. Honestly, the season has plenty of time to go either way.
The movie monsters always approach so slowly. Their stiff joints arcing in jerky, erratic movements While the camera pans to a wide-eyed scream. It takes forever for them to catch their victims.
Their stiff joints arcing in jerky, erratic movements As they awkwardly shamble towards their quarry – It takes forever for them to catch their victims. And yet no one ever seems to get away.
As they awkwardly shamble towards their quarry – Scenes shift, plot thickens, minutes tick by endlessly… And yet no one ever seems to get away. Seriously, how long does it take to make a break for it?
Scenes shift, plot thickens, minutes tick by endlessly… While the camera pans to a wide-eyed scream. Seriously, how long does it take to make a break for it? The movie monsters always approach so slowly.
Robot Dance from Jennifer Weigel’s Reversals series
So my father used to enjoy telling the story of Thriller Nite and how he’d scare his little sister, my aunt. One time they were watching the old Universal Studios Monsters version of The Mummy, and he pursued her at a snail’s pace down the hallway in Boris Karloff fashion. Both of them had drastically different versions of this tale, but essentially it was a true Thriller Nite moment. And the inspiration for this poem.