Drive-By, an Alien Encounter Story by Jennifer Weigel
You may not know you’re caught in the middle of an alien encounter until you’re already tentacle deep…
The vehicle had sped off into the distance, leaving only a minor trail of carnage and a string of confused cows in its wake. The planet never knew what hit it. A couple of freewheeling teenage Gardiphs from Alpha Centauri had been cruisin the strip and things had gotten out of tentacle, but only a little.
Yeah, the sky had caught fire and was sending a signal beacon straight into the high atmosphere. No big deal. Earth was a backwoods kind of place, great for boozing it up, cow tipping, and intertwining. Not a lot of intergalactic law enforcement came by. Nobody really cared all that much except for maybe the lunar-schooner soil huggers, and no one listened to them anyway. The teens knew they weren’t going to get caught. Even if they did it’d be a slap on the tentacle at best.
So the signal beacon didn’t really matter and it was kind of pretty, especially when you were tripped out on pilfered Jupiter Juice from your parents’ stash. The Gardiphs had had their fun and liked to think that maybe some of the cows did too, especially after getting lubed up on Jupiter Juice and the intertwining. Time to convert the wheelz back to true form and fly outta this place.
You can read another unassuming alien encounter story here on Haunted MTL. This one was written by Jennifer Weigel’s beloved cat Ginger.
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So I happened upon this very cheesecake-heavy premiere issue of Extremes of Violet, complete with pinups by some of the comic book greats of the time, and decided to make some Peeping Toms collage art by incorporating the voluptuous vixen into various crystal pieces to create a sort of fishbowl effect centered largely on her bosom (which is unavoidable).
Each of the Peeping Toms is shown from three angles because of how much the pieces shift as the light plays off the crystal. I started with these star forms.
The second bowl was even a bit iridescent, and violet at that!
Next I did a series of really perky busty bowls, which really get the feeling across that you are looking through the tiny peephole in a door as well as exemplifying the content even more. Note: these are shown in two rows with side details as well, so there are a lot of pics here…
I experimented a little and tried a couple of other scenes, like the portrait, as well. She’s staring back at the Peeping Toms…
I also tried this more square bowl form.
And finally, I found this little heart, which is my personal favorite of the group.
These works are a continuation of my Creepy Comics collage series, shown on Haunted MTL here.
Creepy Comics 5
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So I probably should have taken a before picture, but I found a faux wood stained plaster Jesus statue and turned it into Zombie Christ. Because it’s the second second coming. Or something. It’s kind of an offshoot of my nail polish paintings reappropriating thrift store art…
Anyway without further ado, I present…
I was a little concerned that I made him too green at first, but I’m happy with the finished result. This statue just looked so anguished. It’s eyes had been closed but I like them better open and even painted them with blacklight reactive nail polish so they will stand out even more and be interactive in other ways to add creepy factor.
Sadly I don’t have a blacklight anymore or I’d share a picture that way too. Oh well. I’ll leave you with a fun detail shot instead.
Next time I may make him more gray than green though. We shall see…
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So it’s been awhile since we’ve looked at some of the things I have gathered, so I thought I’d bring back my art collection for another round… Here are the first and second highlights in case you missed earlier explorations.
From left to right: M Pena Windstone Editions bat-winged flap cat, bone mask by Terry and Susan Wright, wood cat in skull by labcreature, real hair art by myself, pencil drawing of Barbarois Elder for Vampire Hunter D anime cel
From left to right: Barbarois Elder for Vampire Hunter D anime cel, Turn Me Royal portrait of my father and stepmother as Frankenstein’s monster and his bride, painted horse skull
Left to right: Overgrowth by Ellie Bradley, heart by TenderFlesh, praying devil girl by Torman’s Treasures
And a vintage plastic 2-foot Jack O Lantern I got at a yard sale and have kept on display on his very own stool in the living room since. So happy.
Anyway, there are some more highlights from my art collection, as it is always growing and evolving. I have lucked into several of these pieces at antique and thrift stores or acquired them from the artists or more. And yes, I still have Da Ting the taxidermy shih-tzu from the first of these posts.
