NORTH OLMSTED, OHIO – A local poltergeist expressed frustration today that its efforts to haunt an area residence have gone unrecognized. Poltergeists have a long-standing tradition of causing mischief and mayhem, and enjoy destroying possessions, making loud noises, and creating general disorder. However, due to the already chaotic atmosphere of this particular home, the residents haven’t even noticed the paranormal activity.
Adolescent girls are popular targets for poltergeists, due to the volatile energy that naturally surrounds them. This poltergeist selected 12-year-old Allison Becker. “I thought Allison would be a great choice, because she’s super moody and also her mom’s pretty grouchy, so I knew I could really get on their nerves,” it explained. “But it hasn’t worked out like I hoped.”
Allison Becker, target of the haunting.
The poltergeist’s earliest efforts to annoy the Beckers started small, such as making rapping sounds and rolling items across the floor upstairs. This approach proved to be too subtle, as the family was accustomed to the high level of noise Allison’s younger brother typically creates in the house. “That kid is so freaking loud,” the poltergeist said of Zach Becker, 9, who is known for creating a racket. “Stomping around, yelling, dropping stuff all the time – I couldn’t compete with that.”
Unnoticed and unappreciated
The poltergeist then attempted to destroy Allison’s bedroom. However, the floor was already cluttered with used bath towels, empty soda cans, stuffed animals, gel pens, and other debris. “I tried to mess stuff up, but you couldn’t even tell,” it explained. “I scattered a whole bunch of scrunchies on the floor, but she didn’t care. She just picked one up and wore it,” the poltergeist said. “I knocked over her trash can, but she just left it like that.”
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The poltergeist ultimately resorted to actual physical contact, including pinching and biting Allison. Still, the girl assumed the attacks were caused by her brother sneaking up on her. “She punched him, which was cool, I guess, but he still got the credit for my work,” the poltergeist said sadly.
After considering its options, the poltergeist has decided to leave the Becker residence to seek out an only child, possibly “one of those quiet Montessori kids.”
Kristin Cleaves writes horror and dark fiction. Her work has been published by Quill and Crow Publishing House, Ghost Orchid Press, Black Telephone Magazine, and more.
Our last interview with Broken Doll Head here on Haunted MTL never set well with me. I just feared that I wasn’t able to get the whole scoop on the V-Day Uprising for you, our dear readership. So I arranged another exclusive interview to reconnect and see how it’s going.
Without further ado, I bring you our second exclusive interview with Broken Doll Head…
Thank you so much for having me again. Wow you have changed since the last time we spoke. You seem… calmer. Please don’t hate me or burn down my house for saying anything about it.
The movement is still underway; it is still time. But I needed to take care of me, you know. The rage has subsided somewhat. My anger was not serving me well. After the last uprising, the rest of me was sent to the far corners of the earth in biohazard bags. I had to find another approach, for the cause as well as my own sanity. I am much calmer, thank you for noticing.
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In our last interview, you kept repeating that it is time. Time for what exactly? Would you care to elaborate here now?
It is still time. It is always time. Until the violence is addressed we must continue to rise up and make a scene. We will not be silenced or stigmatized. We can’t be complacent. This is how we got to where we are with the Supreme Court in 2022. Horrific injustices are still happening globally and even within our own borders; it’s too easy to forget that.
What do you suggest we do?
Take action. Share your stories. Give others space to voice their own. Raise awareness and fight the system of oppression. Rally. We must take back our own power. It will not be just given freely.
So what are you up to nowadays?
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I’ve been getting in touch with my inner Earth Goddess.Are you aware of how our environmental impacts affect dolls everywhere? Climate change is creating greater vulnerabilities for those already at risk. We have to look at the intersections of climate, gender and race globally. We have to return to our Mother Earth.
Thank you again Broken Doll Head for joining us and our dear readership here on Haunted MTL’s Lighter than Dark. It’s good to reconnect with you after the V-Day Uprising and we wish you all the best in your bold eco-enlightenment vision.
Broken Doll Head, secured in her own glass case with new moss accents
Lighter than Dark (or perhaps Darker than Light) has an exclusive interview with the Broken Doll leader, here on Haunted MTL.
Doll in pieces begins to put herself back together to rise up.
A Broken Doll in pieces begins to put herself back together to rise up. She gathers herself and plans her next move. She readies herself for our exclusive interview.
Doll proclaims V Day is here.
Broken Doll proclaims V Day is here. This is the moment we’ve been waiting for.
Doll head: We will set fire to your house. Burn down patriarchy.
Eyes alight with flame from within, Broken Doll head threatens: We will set fire to your house. Burn down patriarchy.
And so the exclusive interview begins…
Thank you for joining us here on Haunted MTL’s Lighter than Dark / Darker than Light. I just have a couple of questions for you regarding the Broken Doll Uprising. Why now?
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It is time.
After a long pause…
So now is the time?
It is time.
Care to elaborate?
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It is time.
Alrighty then, moving on… What led you to take part in the Broken Doll Valentine’s Day Uprising?
It is time.
OK, so we get that it is time, but how did this movement st…
We will burn down your house! Dolls of the world unite! Down with patriarchy! It is time.
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Well, I guess there you have it folks. Thank you for joining us for our exclusive interview with the Broken Doll Leader, only on Haunted MTL’s Lighter than Dark / Darker than Light.
More and more Broken Dolls are joining this global movement to break the silence, ensure that their voices are heard, and shout out for change. They will not be silenced or stigmatized any longer. Apparently, it is time.
Tripped out… in case you just couldn’t get enough of Everything Everywhere All at Once and the return of the infinite bagel with EVERYTHING on it…
Tripped Out motivational poster
Artwork description: kaleidoscopic image of pink hairy horror (This is actually a fink fuzzy frond plant not unlike a Cockscomb but with longer thinner flowering feelers rather than the fuller protuberances you see on a full-bodied Cockscomb plant. I have no idea what it was, but it was very odd so I had to snap a photo.)
Image text reads:Mixing Magic Mushrooms & Peyote Just remember: once you open that Pandora’s box, you’re never going to get the pink hairy tarantulas back in it…
Tripped Out seeing eye god sunflower
Artwork description: kaleidoscopic sunflower backlit by the sun with text and rainbow eye overlay
Image text reads: Eye See You Eye See All (in circle text so you can start and end reading wherever). In an ideal context this would be printed in the bottom of your tea mug or on a record that can slowly spin.
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VoodooPriestess
April 4, 2020 at 5:34 am
I too hate when my brother sneakily bites me. 10/10 I feel for your kind Mr. Spooky.