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Because it wouldn’t be Christmas without a psycho dressed as Santa.

Christmas has no shortage of gloriously gory entertainment. And high on my list of yuletide terror watching is the Tales From The Crypt episode, And All Through The House.

Side note. I keep forgetting that John Kassir, the voice of the Cryptkeeper, also played Buster Bunny from Tiny Tunes for the second season. Now that you know it, you can’t not hear it. 

And All Through The House is a typical episode of the long-running horror-comedy. The main character, Elizabeth (played by Mary Ellen Trainor), decides that Christmas Eve is the best time to kill her asshole husband. She sticks a fire poker in the back of his head after he insists she let him have it. 

While trying to dispose of the body in the family well, Elizabeth is accosted by a homicidal maniac dressed as Santa. She’s chased inside, where she proceeds to do the stupidest things you can imagine. Like calling the cops and then hanging up on them multiple times. Or going outside to plant an ax in her dead hubby’s head.

Elizabeth is the poster child of a dumb blond. She runs out of her house without her keys, leaves her daughter’s window open. When she goes to plant the ax in her husband’s head, she misses twice.

I’m not going to sugar plum coat this. Trainor’s acting is about on par with what you’d expect from Tales From The Crypt. Which is to say she’s attractive and she can scream loud enough to shatter glass. But if she has to speak a line, it comes out like someone’s got a sharpened candy cane to her puppy’s neck. They come out too fast, too loud, and lacking the slightest hint of sincerity.

In short, this episode is everything we know and love about Tales From The Crypt. It’s campy to the highest degree. It’s funny and bloody as hell. All of that with a delightful Christmas feel. It’s the details that make it perfect. Elizabeth ties a plastic bag with a big red bow around her dead husband. She sits next to him and sips wine. The killer’s Santa costume is shitty, cheap and bloody. Everything about it is perfect. So whether you’re watching it for the first time or it’s an annual tradition, cozy up with a cup of hot chocolate and enjoy.

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Luiso Berdejo’s Feature-Length Debut, or The New Daughter

The New Daughter (2009) is a PG-13 horror film & Luiso Berdejo’s feature-length debut based on John Connolly’s short story of the same name.

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The New Daughter (2009) is a PG-13 horror film and Luiso Berdejo’s feature-length debut. The film is based on John Connolly’s short story of the same name. The New Daughter stars Kevin Costner, Ivana Baquero, Samantha Mathis, and Gattlin Griffith. As of this review, the film is available on VUDU Free, The CW, Hoopla, Tubi TV, Freevee, and Plex, with additional purchase options.

John James (Kevin Costner) moves his children to a rural South Carolina town to start anew after his wife leaves him. Louisa James (Ivana Baquero) can’t stand this change, and Sam James (Gattlin Griffith) doesn’t understand why his mother isn’t with them. But after finding a burial mound, their attitudes suddenly switch. As John uncovers more of their new home’s history, he realizes there’s much to fear.

A man stares outside, half covered in darkness. He hold a shotgun, ready for something.
Kevin Costner as John James

What I Like About Luiso Berdejo’s Feature-Length Debut

Despite its 2009 release date, the Academy of Science Fiction, Fantasy, and Horror Films nominated it for the Saturn Awards’ Best DVD Release in 2011. As Luiso Berdejo’s feature-length debut, the film manages to hold an audience with a tight script and direction.

The acting sells this ominous mystery, which might otherwise become obscure amongst others in the genre. In particular, Kevin Costner’s John James and Ivana Baquero’s Louisa James center The New Daughter around their characters’ strained father-daughter relationship.

Ultimately, The New Daughter thrives in its atmosphere and execution. If we take the film plot point by plot point, The New Daughter doesn’t break the mold. Between Luiso Berdejo’s direction and the writing of John Travis and John Connolly, however, the film executes this uncomfortable tension that invests viewers.

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It’s in The New Daughter‘s execution where it haunts its audience. There’s this uncomfortable powerlessness as John attempts to protect his family against the horrors in the mound and its corrupting influence.

The ending might seem uncommitted, but I would disagree. The film executes a balance between hope and horror that leads to ambiguity but doesn’t leave the audience dissatisfied. A bolder film might conclude with an unhappy ending, but The New Daughter gives a sliver of hope in its dark ending.

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Tired Tropes and Triggers

A cat dies in the film. The act isn’t shown, but I understand this can be a dealbreaker. In loose connection, there are also animal carcasses.

There’s a loose and underdeveloped connection to Native American mythology, following along the idea of “Indian (Native Americans) burial grounds.” While this initial thought proves inaccurate, it still holds familiar plot points that might irk some.

There are some strange decisions revolving around Louisa. Needless to say, a part of the plot revolves around her beginning puberty. While nothing is explicit, the creatures require a mate, which suggests sexual assault.

The New Daughter written below. Behind is a poorly lit house with a girl standing to the left hand side. In front, a man stands looking away from her.
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What I Dislike about Luiso Berdejo’s Feature-Length Debut

The aesthetic of the burial mound doesn’t seem particularly noteworthy. This becomes a problem when it looks like any hill in a forest. I don’t particularly see how the James family recognizes this as something strange and worth fixating on. As the film progresses, there are obvious reasons, but the aesthetic doesn’t execute this strangeness.

As addressed above, the premise remains familiar and safe, perhaps too safe. A family moves into a rural home, escaping a past withheld from the audience. The mother is out of the picture, and the father struggles to connect with his young daughter. I don’t subscribe to the idea that these are lazy points, but it might seem formulaic with how thick it dominates the film’s beginning.

A kraken devouring a boat. The art looks dated with a weathered filter over the design.

Final Thoughts

The New Daughter is an impressive feature-length debut but one with notable flaws. There’s a familiarity and safety in the plot that hinders what could have been. However, the ominous mystery and acting provide the needed execution to create a haunting experience. If you’re looking for a horror following a terrified family against supernatural creatures, The New Daughter delivers.

3.5 out of 5 stars (3.5 / 5)

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Original Sin returns with The Big Bad Body Problem

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After taking a week off, Dexter Original Sin is back. And while no piece of art can ever be entirely perfect, this was as close to perfect as I think we can expect.

The story

We start this episode right where the last one left off. Dexter, with a body in his trunk, finds his dumping grounds swarming with cops. So, keeping his head as cool as ever, he pulls out his forensic badge and pretends he’s supposed to be there. Then, he feeds the remaining arm from his second kill to the alligators before anyone can print it. But, not before Angel recognizes a distinct ring on the hand’s finger.

Jewelry really will be the death of Dexter.

While he might have gotten himself out of that mess, he still has a body to deal with. He decides to take it to a dump in broad daylight. Sometimes he acts like he wants to get caught. But then, maybe he does.

Patrick Gibson and Jeff Daniel Phillips  in Dexter Original Sin.

Meanwhile, the police are still looking for whoever kidnapped Nicky. There’s a horrific scene in this episode in which the poor kid has his finger chopped off. But this finger might well be the evidence that Miami Metro needs to catch the kidnapper because Dexter notices a sense of hesitation before the cut on Nicky that wasn’t present on the first little boy.

He also finds a drop of blood that doesn’t belong to Nicky.

Once again, it all comes back to blood.

What worked

As I’ve watched this series, and after consuming all of the rest of the work this franchise has offered us, one thing has become more and more clear.

Harry Morgan is a terrible human being.

Let’s just take this episode as an example. We see him strongarming a CI that he had an affair with, threatening to stick her in jail and drop her kids into foster care if she doesn’t keep risking her life for him. We then see him go home and lecture his wife, who he cheated on, for not forgiving him fast enough. And we know how this all ends for the Mosers. We know that Laura ends up dead and Harry takes the baby he liked, leaving Brian to the horrors of the foster care system.

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The thing is, we were never supposed to like Harry. More and more I realize that Harry is the bad guy. He’s the antagonist of Dexter. And as I’m rewatching the original series, I see clearly that he’s been the bad guy from the start. And I think that’s such a brilliant idea.

Brittany Allen and Eli Sherman in Dexter Original Sin.

Not quite as cool, but still impressive was the serial killer advice scene in this episode. Dexter, struggling with where to hide his dead bodies, researches how other serial killers have done so. We see him talk to Ed Gein, David Berkowitz and John Wayne Gacy. This scene brought the absurdity of the series to the forefront. Our main character admires these men. These monsters did horrific things. And we still, somehow, against all decency, like him.

Let me also just say that Scott Reynolds who played Gacy did a fantastic job. The body language and line delivery were just so creepy. For someone who wasn’t on screen for more than a few minutes, he knew how to make a killer impression.

Finally, I want to applaud the twist in this episode. But, as always, I want to do so without giving it away! I will only say that there is a large reveal regarding the person who killed the judge’s son and abducted Nicky. And, I have to say, I didn’t see it coming. It was amazing and raised so many questions. Questions I cannot wait to have answers for.

Honestly, everything in this episode worked. It was well-written, well-acted, and well worth my time. My only complaint right now is that there are only three episodes left.

Of course, it’s usually the last episode of a Dexter show that ruins the whole thing. Let’s see if they can avoid that this time.

4 out of 5 stars (4 / 5)

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Goosebumps The Vanishing, Back on Track With The Haunted Car

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After the last episode of Goosebumps, I was concerned. I wasn’t sure where the season was going, and I worried I wouldn’t like it.

Wayne Lopez, David Schwimmer,  and Ana Ortiz in Goosebumps The Vanishing.

Thankfully, this episode got the story and my interest back on track.

For the most part.

The story

We begin our story with a flashback from Alex, finally finding out why she was sent to Juvie. She was at a party that resulted in a house fire, through no fault of her own. Rather than helping her, Alex’s mom Jen simply assumes she set the fire and refuses to help her. So, you know, ACAB.

When Alex gets back, she wants to clear her name. So she decides to find Murph, the person who actually set the fire. To do this, she needs a car. So she decides to borrow Trey’s car.

Jayden Bartels and Francesca Noel in Goosebumps The Vanishing.

You know, the car that is currently infected by the homicidal sewer spores.

What worked

One thing I’ve enjoyed about this season so far is that no one’s really at fault here. Yes, some of them are doing dumb things. I wouldn’t consider Trey breaking into Anthony’s basement and wrecking stuff to be a great decision. But I can also see how he got there, and why he was pushed to that. I love how we have the opportunity to see the motivations of almost every character.

I also enjoyed how Alex’s character is being filled out. She is compassionate, funny and brave. I think she’s going to end up being my favorite character this season.

On that note, a lot of this episode revolved around Alex and her mother. This was important, as we needed to round out the cast. However, I appreciated that we got that focus while still moving the storyline along for the characters we already have established. It’s sometimes hard to strike that balance when we’re not telling a story in a linear fashion. But I think they pulled it off.

What didn’t work

As much as I love the Alex/Cece relationship, I don’t love how Cece is being portrayed.

Maybe I just don’t like Cece.

She is too perfect. She is too charming. Everyone likes her. And several times in this episode she batted her pretty eyes, tossed her blond hair, and got people to do things for her. While I am amused that Alex weaponized this, it’s also irritating. I’d like to see less pretty privilege.

Finally, in this episode, we saw this demonic or haunted spore (or whatever it is) transition from a car to, of all things, a cup of coffee.

What even is this thing? What are the dimensions? What are the rules? What the hell is it doing?

Suspension of disbelief can only take us so far. We have to have a set of rules for the world for us to buy into it. I can buy a sentient spore. I cannot buy it jumping from living creature to car to coffee cup.

Do better.

Even so, this was a really fun episode. I’m enjoying the story so far, and I’m interested to see how long it takes everyone to get the parts of their story together so they can see the whole picture.

3.5 out of 5 stars (3.5 / 5)

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