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ON THE TRAIL OF UFOS: NIGHT VISITORS was generously offered as a screener to HauntedMTL by 1091 Pictures. 

You know how you go into one movie and you get something completely different? Not bad, but completely different from what you were expecting? Say, you go into ‘On the Trail of UFOs: Night Visitors’ and instead of finding night visitors, you find…well…

cows curiously staring at the camera
Image by Peggy und Marco Lachmann-Anke from Pixabay

Welcome back to “Brannyk Reviews Anything Small Town Monsters” and in this edition we talk about the newest film from Seth Breedlove in collaboration with Shannon Legro, ON THE TRAIL OF UFOS: NIGHT VISITORS. 

Are there enough cows, too many? Well, let’s find out!

The Plot of ON THE TRAIL OF UFOS: NIGHT VISITORS (some spoilers, I guess):

From the frigid wave of the Cold War to present times, many ranchers have seen an increase of cow mutilations through the rustic fields of America – particularly Wyoming, South Dakota and Colorado. Some attribute it to natural, albeit strange, causes, while others look to the skies for answers.

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ON THE TRAIL OF UFOS: NIGHT VISITORS is a more in-depth look at how the cow mutilations may have something to do with the government, alien lifeforms, or both. Shannon Legro and Seth Breedlove follow the trails, wander the plains, and ask first-hand accounts to get a clearer picture and better understanding of the odd phenomenon that continues to this day.

Thoughts about ON THE TRAIL OF UFOS: NIGHT VISITORS:

So, cows, eh? I was not expecting to spend most of the time just about cows getting beat up by aliens or the US government. So, my main point is that, while it’s a fascinating topic, it was spread a bit thin and could have been cut down. OR, hear me out and I know, but shhh, listen, go on investigation at night with cows.

the same curious cows as the first picture but in night vision.
Image by Peggy und Marco Lachmann-Anke from Pixabay but at night

Why are you walking away while shaking your head? 

But seriously, I thought there was going to be at least one night investigation with creepy night vision cameras and chatting about spooky stuff, but was wildly disappointed. For being ON THE TRAIL OF UFOS: NIGHT VISITORS, they didn’t try to visit at night, which I think would have been a good and fun break from the cow mutilations. AND you could still have cows by having an investigation with night cows, which would have stretched the time and would’ve given a bit of a break from the interviews.

it's the same picture but now with a microphone. the joke never gets old.
Image by Peggy und Marco Lachmann-Anke from Pixabay but being interviewed

Other than that, Seth Breedlove brings it again with his beautifully-shot films. Unlike Small Town Monsters, it had less to do with the small towns (unfortunate because I eat that up), but still had local flavor and characters (that UFO beacon site is WILD and I love it).

Brain Roll Juice for ON THE TRAIL OF UFOS: NIGHT VISITORS:

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Not to be THAT type, but here I go – this needs a warning. A trigger warning type thing at the beginning. Because walking into it, you’re thinking, ‘Oh, a night investigation or something.’ And what you get is dead cow bodies and talking about dead cow bodies…for, like, the whole time. Which, okay, sure, dead cows. I like horror, I eat beef; I wasn’t horribly traumatized. But it was a shock from what I think many people would expect going in, even knowing what it’s about. 

the same picture of cows but it has bad effects of blood and comedic X over eyes
Image by Peggy und Marco Lachmann-Anke from Pixabay but hurt. This joke never gets old!

Some people love certain types of horror or investigation, but just…can’t for others. Which is FINE. We need to support that. I can’t do home invasion movies. Doesn’t mean that I’m not a true hardcore horror fan. It’s just that I need to edge away from that type if I’m going to have a good time. And horror SHOULD BE a good time. Even documentaries like this. Its focus is not only to educate, but to entertain, to explore and engage. 

It’s easy to see that as the goal for ON THE TRAIL OF UFOS: NIGHT VISITORS – Seth Breedlove takes the same type of care that he does with Small Town Monsters in this film. It’s careful, it’s well-researched and beautifully shot (gosh, his movies are so pretty, I could watch them set to soft piano for hours). But, unfortunately, unlike most of his STM, I think this could disengage audiences with the gore and brutality without explaining it and warning about it first. 

There are fans of horror, and aliens, and Momo the Missouri Monster, who really WANT to be a part of horror, but also need to know what they’re jumping into. That way they can gauge if they’re in the right space of mind to watch or might make the decision to pass it up. But they have the information to make that decision. That’s an important and crucial piece to give the audience. 

And I think by not including a warning for families watching or people with these triggers, it was an unfortunate oversight. 

Bottomline:

If you’re really into aliens and need something that’s a more in-depth look into a particular occurrence, this is definitely for you. If you’re a huge fan of Small Town Monsters, definitely give it a watch, but you might find some elements missing from the usual STM feel. 

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3 out of 5 stars (3 / 5)

When not ravaging through the wilds of Detroit with Jellybeans the Cat, J.M. Brannyk (a.k.a. Boxhuman) reviews mostly supernatural and slasher films from the 70's-90's and is dubiously HauntedMTL's Voice of Reason. Aside from writing, Brannyk dips into the podcasts, and is the composer of many of HauntedMTL's podcast themes.

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Smile 2: A Poor Rate Second.

“Break a leg out there.”

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Smile 2, a psychological supernatural horror, released in October 2024 just in time for Halloween, sees director Parker Finn (Smile, Laura Hasn’t Slept) return with a sequel starring Naomi Scott (Aladdin) as pop star and recovering addict Skye Riley. While Smile 2 boasts a talented cast, it ultimately falls short of its predecessor, offering a familiar storyline with minor variations and a predictable finale. The film attempts to introduce a new method to combat the parasitic ‘Smile Entity’, but this addition fails to elevate the sequel beyond a pale imitation of its chilling predecessor.

The Plot.

Smile 2 begins shortly after the end of the original; just six days after Rose Cotter’s death. During a short interlude scene, we watch as the now cursed Joel attempts to pass the Smile Entity on by killing one criminal in front of another. The plan backfires spectacularly, inadvertently passing the curse onto an innocent bystander named Lewis Fregoli.


The film then shifts gears, introducing Skye Riley, a singer and performer making a triumphant return to the spotlight with a comeback tour after a tumultuous past. During a candid interview on the Drew Barrymore Show, Skye opens up about her struggles with addiction and the devastating loss of her boyfriend in a car accident. Her sobriety journey, however, faces a severe setback when she seeks pain relief from her old high school friend, the unwitting Lewis Fregoli. In a chilling turn of events, Lewis takes his own life while Skye watches, passing the Smile Entity onto her.
Unaware of her new cursed existence Skye gets on with rehearsing for her tour, but she begins to notice that strange things are happening. People are smiling at her in an unnatural way and she becomes the target of anonymous attacks and aggressions. When text messages begin to arrive from an unknown number, Skye decides to get some answers.

Highlights.

Let’s not beat about the bush. I found Smile 2 difficult to finish and was struggling at about the hour-and-a-half mark to stay awake. That being said it’s worth watching because everyone needs to see the 3-minute scene of the ‘smilers’ chasing Skye through her apartment. This was possibly the creepiest thing I’ve seen on a screen.  The buildup, the synchronicity of the movement of the actors and their positioning, the camera work, and the lighting. I have rewatched it several times and it doesn’t get old. If you are only interested in watching this, fast forward to the 123-minute mark and get ready to be impressed.

Drawbacks.

Where do I start?

My primary concern with Smile 2 is its striking resemblance to its predecessor. The narrative follows a familiar pattern: an attractive woman fleeing a supernatural force, grappling with hallucinations, experiencing a mental health decline, and culminating in the revelation someone close to Skye was the Smiling Entity after all. This repetitive structure diminishes the film’s impact.

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While the introduction of a new method for shedding the entity initially offered a glimmer of hope this concept wasn’t fully realized. It just served to add names to the line of people that the entity has infected in the past.

Furthermore, the film’s pacing suffers from excessive focus on Skye’s musical career. Scenes showcasing her stage rehearsals and music videos, while intended to establish her identity as a performer, feel unnecessary and detract from the narrative momentum. Yes, we understand she’s a performer, you told us, you don’t need to prove it. These scenes appear to artificially inflate the film’s runtime, suggesting a lack of confidence in the core story.

The Final Take.

Ultimately, Smile 2 fails to expand upon the established lore of the franchise. The film’s conclusion feels contrived, with a blatant setup for a third installment. Hopefully, if a ‘Smile 3’ is inevitable, the creative team will bring fresh ideas and avoid simply retreading familiar ground.

2 out of 5 stars (2 / 5)

Both Cthulhu’s granted for that one scene.

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Goosebumps, Stay Out Of The Basement Pt 2, could have just been one part

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We’re back again with Goosebumps The Vanishing, episode two. A story too big for one episode, apparently.

Or, maybe this is just a nod to the fact that Stay Out Of The Basement was a two-part episode in the original 1995 show. Either way, after seeing this episode, we could have kept it to one.

The story

We begin this second episode with Anthony investigating the parasitic plant taking over his body. Rather than, I don’t know, going to the hospital, he’s decided to phone a colleague and send her some samples from the bulb he pulls out of his arm with a handheld garden trowel.

David Schwimmer in Goosebumps The Vanishing.

Meanwhile, Devin is having his own worries. He’s haunted by what he saw in the sewers. So, he gets CJ to go with him to investigate. What they find is more of the tendrils of the plant that dragged him down through the manhole last episode.

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I sure would have liked to see more about that.

Instead, we see Devin pivot to flirting with a newly single Frankie. Because teenage hormones I guess.

Meanwhile, Trey is having a terrible day. First, his girlfriend leaves him. Then, Anthony breaks his car window.

Needing a way to deal with his frustration, Trey decides to break into the Brewers’ basement. There, he starts wrecking up the place. Until he meets the plant creature and has an unfortunate accident.

What worked

The big difference between this episode and the last is the increased gross-out factor. This episode had some straight-up cringy moments. From the tendrils waiving from Anthony’s arm to the whole goat he brings home to feed his new pet, this episode was skin-crawling gross in the best way possible.

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The series is called Goosebumps, after all.

What didn’t work

Unfortunately, that’s where my praise ends. This episode, unlike the last, just wasn’t that great.

To start with, there was a lot of unnecessary drama between characters who are not in danger of being eaten by a plant from the inside out.

 Francesca Noel in Goosebumps The Vanishing.

I especially disliked the focus on the Frankie/Trey/Devin love triangle.

Now, I don’t hate it. This part of the story adds extra emotional depth to the show. We can see why Trey would be especially incensed by his girlfriend falling for the son of the neighbor he’s feuding with. But it would be more enjoyable if it wasn’t so cliche and dramatic.

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I hate the way Trey tried to gaslight Frankie. It makes me dislike him when he should be a sympathetic character. I hate how whiny Devin is every time he talks to Frankie. And I hated the impassioned speech Frankie gives after Devin asks her why she was with Trey.

Listen, I understand what we’re going for here. Devin and Cece are not struggling financially. They’re doing alright, and their new friends here in Gravesend are not. We kind of got that without Frankie claiming that her socioeconomic status is why she’s dating a bully and gaslighter. It felt out of place. It felt like pandering. It certainly didn’t feel like something an eighteen-year-old would say. I hated it.

Finally, there was a moment near the end of the episode that irritated me. I don’t want to give too much detail because I wouldn’t dare ruin an R.L. Stine cliffhanger. But, well, it doesn’t make a lot of sense.

I get that we’re watching a show about a carnivorous plant that is going to wreak havoc on this family and neighborhood. I understand the suspension of disbelief. Some might even say I am a little too generous with it. So I can buy into a teenager being absorbed by a plant and turned into a monstrous version of himself.

I can’t buy into what happens at the end of this episode. It doesn’t make sense with the rules established. It certainly doesn’t make any sort of scientific or logical sense. It is a lazy moment meant to further the storyline but threatens the structural integrity of the season.

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All in all, this wasn’t the best episode of Goosebumps. But it’s only the second episode. Honestly, the season has plenty of time to go either way.

2.5 out of 5 stars (2.5 / 5)

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Thriller Nite, Poem by Jennifer Weigel Plus

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So, this is a convoluted post, not going to lie. Because it’s Thriller Nite. And we have to kick it off with a link to Michael Jackson in homage, because he’s the bomb and Vincent Price is the master… (If the following video doesn’t load properly, you can get there from this link.)

The movie monsters always approach so slowly.
Their stiff joints arcing in jerky, erratic movements
While the camera pans to a wide-eyed scream.
It takes forever for them to catch their victims.
 
Their stiff joints arcing in jerky, erratic movements
As they awkwardly shamble towards their quarry –
It takes forever for them to catch their victims.
And yet no one ever seems to get away.
 
As they awkwardly shamble towards their quarry –
Scenes shift, plot thickens, minutes tick by endlessly…
And yet no one ever seems to get away.
Seriously, how long does it take to make a break for it?
 
Scenes shift, plot thickens, minutes tick by endlessly…
While the camera pans to a wide-eyed scream.
Seriously, how long does it take to make a break for it?
The movie monsters always approach so slowly.

Robot Dance found subverted street art altered photography from Jennifer Weigel's Reversals series
Robot Dance from Jennifer Weigel’s Reversals series

So my father used to enjoy telling the story of Thriller Nite and how he’d scare his little sister, my aunt. One time they were watching the old Universal Studios Monsters version of The Mummy, and he pursued her at a snail’s pace down the hallway in Boris Karloff fashion. Both of them had drastically different versions of this tale, but essentially it was a true Thriller Nite moment. And the inspiration for this poem.

For more fun music video mayhem, check out She Wolf here on Haunted MTL. And feel free to check out more of Jennifer Weigel’s work here on Haunted MTL or here on her website.

Portrait of myself with dark makeup and crow skull headdress, backlit by the sun.
Portrait of myself with dark makeup and crow skull headdress, backlit by the sun.

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