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ON THE TRAIL OF UFOS: NIGHT VISITORS was generously offered as a screener to HauntedMTL by 1091 Pictures. 

You know how you go into one movie and you get something completely different? Not bad, but completely different from what you were expecting? Say, you go into ‘On the Trail of UFOs: Night Visitors’ and instead of finding night visitors, you find…well…

cows curiously staring at the camera
Image by Peggy und Marco Lachmann-Anke from Pixabay

Welcome back to “Brannyk Reviews Anything Small Town Monsters” and in this edition we talk about the newest film from Seth Breedlove in collaboration with Shannon Legro, ON THE TRAIL OF UFOS: NIGHT VISITORS. 

Are there enough cows, too many? Well, let’s find out!

The Plot of ON THE TRAIL OF UFOS: NIGHT VISITORS (some spoilers, I guess):

From the frigid wave of the Cold War to present times, many ranchers have seen an increase of cow mutilations through the rustic fields of America – particularly Wyoming, South Dakota and Colorado. Some attribute it to natural, albeit strange, causes, while others look to the skies for answers.

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ON THE TRAIL OF UFOS: NIGHT VISITORS is a more in-depth look at how the cow mutilations may have something to do with the government, alien lifeforms, or both. Shannon Legro and Seth Breedlove follow the trails, wander the plains, and ask first-hand accounts to get a clearer picture and better understanding of the odd phenomenon that continues to this day.

Thoughts about ON THE TRAIL OF UFOS: NIGHT VISITORS:

So, cows, eh? I was not expecting to spend most of the time just about cows getting beat up by aliens or the US government. So, my main point is that, while it’s a fascinating topic, it was spread a bit thin and could have been cut down. OR, hear me out and I know, but shhh, listen, go on investigation at night with cows.

the same curious cows as the first picture but in night vision.
Image by Peggy und Marco Lachmann-Anke from Pixabay but at night

Why are you walking away while shaking your head? 

But seriously, I thought there was going to be at least one night investigation with creepy night vision cameras and chatting about spooky stuff, but was wildly disappointed. For being ON THE TRAIL OF UFOS: NIGHT VISITORS, they didn’t try to visit at night, which I think would have been a good and fun break from the cow mutilations. AND you could still have cows by having an investigation with night cows, which would have stretched the time and would’ve given a bit of a break from the interviews.

it's the same picture but now with a microphone. the joke never gets old.
Image by Peggy und Marco Lachmann-Anke from Pixabay but being interviewed

Other than that, Seth Breedlove brings it again with his beautifully-shot films. Unlike Small Town Monsters, it had less to do with the small towns (unfortunate because I eat that up), but still had local flavor and characters (that UFO beacon site is WILD and I love it).

Brain Roll Juice for ON THE TRAIL OF UFOS: NIGHT VISITORS:

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Not to be THAT type, but here I go – this needs a warning. A trigger warning type thing at the beginning. Because walking into it, you’re thinking, ‘Oh, a night investigation or something.’ And what you get is dead cow bodies and talking about dead cow bodies…for, like, the whole time. Which, okay, sure, dead cows. I like horror, I eat beef; I wasn’t horribly traumatized. But it was a shock from what I think many people would expect going in, even knowing what it’s about. 

the same picture of cows but it has bad effects of blood and comedic X over eyes
Image by Peggy und Marco Lachmann-Anke from Pixabay but hurt. This joke never gets old!

Some people love certain types of horror or investigation, but just…can’t for others. Which is FINE. We need to support that. I can’t do home invasion movies. Doesn’t mean that I’m not a true hardcore horror fan. It’s just that I need to edge away from that type if I’m going to have a good time. And horror SHOULD BE a good time. Even documentaries like this. Its focus is not only to educate, but to entertain, to explore and engage. 

It’s easy to see that as the goal for ON THE TRAIL OF UFOS: NIGHT VISITORS – Seth Breedlove takes the same type of care that he does with Small Town Monsters in this film. It’s careful, it’s well-researched and beautifully shot (gosh, his movies are so pretty, I could watch them set to soft piano for hours). But, unfortunately, unlike most of his STM, I think this could disengage audiences with the gore and brutality without explaining it and warning about it first. 

There are fans of horror, and aliens, and Momo the Missouri Monster, who really WANT to be a part of horror, but also need to know what they’re jumping into. That way they can gauge if they’re in the right space of mind to watch or might make the decision to pass it up. But they have the information to make that decision. That’s an important and crucial piece to give the audience. 

And I think by not including a warning for families watching or people with these triggers, it was an unfortunate oversight. 

Bottomline:

If you’re really into aliens and need something that’s a more in-depth look into a particular occurrence, this is definitely for you. If you’re a huge fan of Small Town Monsters, definitely give it a watch, but you might find some elements missing from the usual STM feel. 

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3 out of 5 stars (3 / 5)

When not ravaging through the wilds of Detroit with Jellybeans the Cat, J.M. Brannyk (a.k.a. Boxhuman) reviews mostly supernatural and slasher films from the 70's-90's and is dubiously HauntedMTL's Voice of Reason. Aside from writing, Brannyk dips into the podcasts, and is the composer of many of HauntedMTL's podcast themes.

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The Boys, Season Four Finale

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We have come now to the finale of season four of The Boys. And while it didn’t have the literal blood fireworks I wanted, someone did get ripped in half in the air. So, that’s pretty close.

As a note, I will try to avoid spoilers as much as possible. This ending was a hell of a gut punch that should be experienced as blindly as possible. That being said, I will not be able to avoid spoilers and still give a full legitimate review. Proceed at your own risk.

The story

The main storyline for this episode is the attempted assassination of President-Elect Robert Singer. The Boys join forces with the Secret Service to protect him. But, as we learned last episode, Annie has been replaced with a shapeshifter. A shapeshifter that was welcome not just into Hughie’s anus, but into the protective bunker in which the President-Elect is hiding.

What worked

The first thing I want to discuss about this episode is the ending. But we need to do this carefully.

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The important thing here is that the ending breaks your heart on so many levels. So many terrible things are happening to characters that it’s almost hard to keep track. And each moment is significant to each character.

I cannot give a specific example. But no matter who your favorite character is, you’re going to weep for them.

Jack Quaid in The Boys.

Unless your favorite character is Sage. And this is the next thing that made this episode so fantastic.

I don’t think I’m spoiling anything to say that Sage’s plans worked out exactly as she wanted them to. And she got exactly what she wanted.

What she wanted wasn’t power. It wasn’t money or fame or vengeance. It wasn’t to win the love of anyone. She just wanted to see if she could do it.

That is a terrific, terrifying motivation! Because all she wants is to play a massive game of chess with people as pieces. She doesn’t care about anyone. She just wants to see how many people she can manipulate. She just wants to set things on fire to see if she can.

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Fantastic. A plus villain work.

The next thing I want to discuss is a cornerstone of the whole series.

The morality of The Boys shifts through the series. While it’s very much a battle to save the world from overpowered super monsters, it’s also a battle for the souls of our real heroes. And in that battle, there are two warring factors. We have Hughie, always trying to bring everyone up to a better level. And we have Butcher, who has no problem at all hitting rock bottom with a shovel in hand to do some more digging.

In this episode, we saw almost every member of The Boys challenged. Will they rise to their higher angels, or sink with their demons?

On a similar note, I am so glad that the writers kind of addressed my issues with Annie. They did this by having the shapeshifter get right into her face and accuse her of thinking that she’s better than everyone.

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Erin Moriarty in The Boys.

While that was devastating for the character, it was a little cathartic for those of us who felt like Annie was a little too good of a good guy.

What didn’t work

This is a small matter, but it is an issue that I want to address. After Annie finds out that Hughie slept with her doppelganger, she is furious at him.

In addition to this being unfair, it’s also a very cliche element to add. In almost every instance of a lookalike in fiction, there’s a moment where the love interest of the victim is fooled. Or almost fooled. And it’s always the same fight. It’s just played out and predictable. I’m just glad that it didn’t last very long.

Now that we’ve come to the end of the season, I can officially say that it was amazing. The story was deep and rich. The special effects were a stomach-turning good time. The character development was spot-on and satisfying. And, of course, it left me just about gagging to see what happens next. Unfortunately, it looks like we’ll have a bit of a wait. Because as of right now, the fifth season isn’t expected until 2026.

5 out of 5 stars (5 / 5)

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The Boys, The Insider

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We’ve reached the second to last episode of The Boys, season four. And, as is appropriate for the penultimate episode of any show, things have to get a lot worse before they can get better.

Let’s discuss.

The story

Christmas is coming, and the whole world is getting ready. Ryan, despite being very clear that he didn’t want to appear on any TV shows or movies, has been strong-armed into participating in a Vought puppet Christmas special. He draws the line, though, when asked to sing about turning one’s parents in if they start talking about woke things.

Cameron Crovetti in The Boys.

Meanwhile, The Boys are trying to keep each other together. Butcher decides to take Sameer to the rest of the team. He also gets Frenchie out of prison, hoping they can make the Sup virus necessary to finally take down Homelander. Instead, this decision means disaster for one member of the team.

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What worked

I first want to talk about Ryan’s speech near the end of the episode. Because it was exactly the moral of this whole story.

Ryan’s dad is a monster. His stepdad is also kind of a monster. But Ryan is a good kid. He cares about people, about family. And while he loves Homelander and Butcher, he doesn’t want to be like them.

Even better, this speech sounded like something a kid would say. Ryan didn’t open his mouth and start sounding like a college student all of a sudden. He sounds like a kid who misses his mom and wants to live up to the good standards she set for him. And I think that’s terrific.

Speaking of Homelander, he shot himself in the foot in this episode. I said earlier in the season that his hubris was going to be his downfall, and I was right. Without Sage, he just has the same weaknesses he’s always had. He’s going to fail because he just isn’t clever enough or patient enough to succeed.

Without Sage, I think a win is in the bag for The Boys. This isn’t to say that Homelander by himself isn’t dangerous. It’s just that he’s more like a wildfire than a controlled burn. He’s going to cause a lot of damage, but not get anything he wants out of it.

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More’s the pity for him and everyone else who has to share his world.

Finally, I am thrilled with A-Train’s redemption story. I love that he wants to be a good person not to save himself, but to be a good person. His honest, pure and warm reaction to that little kid smiling at him in the last episode was heartwarming. It changed him in a moment, bringing to light a goodness that he’s been keeping under wraps for a long time.

Jessie T. Usher in The Boys.

This, along with Ryan’s courageous speech, proves once again what The Boys does so well. Yes, it’s gruesome. Yes, there’s blood and balls and batshit events. Yes, someone occasionally gets ripped in half. But there is a true human goodness in the story. One that we catch glimpses of. There are good people among the monsters. There is hope for redemption.

What didn’t work

Of course, so few things in this life are perfect, and this episode was no exception. For instance, I was irritated by the insinuation that Butcher cheated on his wife.

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That just doesn’t make any sense. We’ve seen flashbacks of Billy and Becca. They were happy. He was happy. He was head over heels for her. And I don’t think it’s realistic or necessary for the character to throw in that he cheated. It does nothing to add to the story, it’s just a weird and offputting moment.

Doesn’t Butcher have enough to hate about himself? Can’t we just give him that at least he was a good husband?

Finally, I kind of hate that we ended up with Annie being caught. It’s just cliche, which is something I don’t normally say about this show. It feels lazy unless they do something very clever with it in the last episode. Which, I suppose, they might.

Next up is the season finale. And with this season being as insane as it has been, I’m expecting nothing short of bloody fireworks. And I mean literal fireworks of blood. At this point, would it surprise anyone?

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4 out of 5 stars (4 / 5)

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The Boys, Dirty Business

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Episode six of The Boys was one of the most surprising episodes of the series so far. And that is certainly saying something. Because this season has so far been bonkers.

The story

Our episode today revolves around a party at Tek Knight’s lovely mansion. Yes, it does look just like Wayne Manor.

The Boys know that Tek Knight is working with Homelander on something, but they don’t know the details. So they decide to send Hughie in to bug the mansion.

Because that’s worked so well the other two times he’s tried to hide a bug!

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It should surprise no one that this time goes no better. Hughie finds himself in Tek Knight’s basement. And by that I mean his BDSM dungeon.

Meanwhile, the party upstairs is no less disturbing. Homelander and Sage are trying to convince some well-off political donors to support a cue after the election. When pressed for details on his plan, Homelander freezes. He looks to Sage for help, but she wasn’t recently shot in the head and still in the junk food stage of her healing.

Fortunately, or unfortunately depending on your point of view, Neuman jumps in and saves the day.

Claudia Doumit in The Boys.

What works

If I’m going to say one thing about this episode, it didn’t hold back at all. I didn’t expect them to show a character masturbating, sitting their bare behind on a cake, or spraying breastmilk into someone’s face. But every time I thought they’d cut the scene and let something be left to our imagination, they did not do that.

Derek Wilson in The Boys.

This is a dangerous move. Whenever you show the monster, you run the risk of them not being scary enough, or gross enough. As Stephen King says in Danse Macabre, to leave this sort of thing to the imagination if the reader makes things so much worse. So when they finally experience the monster, they might say that this isn’t so bad. It could have been so much worse.

But in this case, they managed to avoid that by making the scenes, especially the ones in Tek Knight’s dungeon, so much worse than I imagined it would be.

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What doesn’t work

While this was a deeply disturbing episode in many ways, there was one really innocent and sweet moment.

And yes, I did have a problem with it.

Confronted by Firecracker, Annie decides to apologize for spreading rumors about her when they were kids. She tells her that she is genuinely sorry.

And I believe her. I don’t think Firecracker did, but I did.

So why is this an issue? Because I’m starting to think that Annie is maybe too nice. She is too good.

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I know that Annie is our good guy. But every one of the other good guys has flaws. Hughie let his pride get in the way and took Temp V. MM hid himself from his daughter instead of teaching her to work through her emotions. Kimiko is far too closed off and has a hard time trusting others. Frenchie numbs himself with drugs. And well, what hasn’t Butcher done?

It is unrealistic that Annie is just so kind and so flawless. We all have shadows in our personalities. We all have weaknesses, we all mess up. We all do things we wish we could take back. The fact that Annie doesn’t seem to have anything like that is not just unrealistic. It’s infantilizing.

Give her some deep dark secrets. Give her something real to regret.

This was a shocking episode, even for someone fairly jaded like me. I wasn’t expecting the sort of weird sexual depravity, though I guess maybe I should have seen it coming. It was dark, upsetting, tense, and funny as hell. And with just two episodes left in the season, I can imagine the stakes are only going to get higher.

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4 out of 5 stars (4 / 5)

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