Season four of Netflix’s The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina started pretty much exactly how I thought it would. The main character continues to be a selfish pain in the ass who, it seems, will never get what’s coming to her.
The episode starts with everything seemingly fine. The crew is recovered from the horrors of the Green Man and pagans almost killing the whole town. It’s almost like that wasn’t a horrifying experience that would leave any normal person reeling and in need of psychiatric help. But everyone seems fine. Ros and Harvey are doing great together. As are Theo and Robin.Â
Sabrina is all alone. At least, that’s how she feels. She’s bored and alone with no one to hang out with. Instead of finding someone to hang out with or maybe spending some time alone, she decides to make up a ghost for the teens to battle.
Thank goodness, Ros sees right through this and calls her on it. Before Sabrina can let her selfishness endanger anyone.
Plenty enough dangers are waiting.
Father Blackwood has called on an ancient menace called The Eldridge Terrors to destroy the Spellmans and the whole world. The first Terror, The Darkness, has set miners to darken the town.
To defeat The Darkness, Sabrina Spellman has to call up Sabrina Morningstar to call forth hellfire. This is, of course, after Cousin Ambrose fully explains that spending time together might break up the entire universe.
For once, even the two of them together weren’t enough to destroy The Darkness. The entire coven had to come to their aid and call up Hecate to dispel it.
Of course, this isn’t enough to make it clear to Sabrina that spending time with, well, herself, was a bad idea. Time will only tell if she ever learns a lesson from, once again, being as selfish as humanly or witchly possible.
Sabrina’s a pain in the ass, but as usual, the rest of the cast is the reason to watch. Cousin Ambrose and Salem hanging out is great, especially when you know they’re two parts of the same original character. Prudence and Aunt Zelda continue to be freaking badass queens, as does Ros.
And, of course, I love the addition of Mama Marie. Even if, sadly, the actress has the worst Cajan accent I’ve ever heard in my life.
All that being said, I’m looking forward to the rest of the final season. Here’s hoping Sabrina gets what’s coming to her, without too much of a body count.
Sabrina gets better! Mambo Marie was my favorite character ever and yeah. There are times ahead where she just loses her accent in the middle of using it, but that’s not the worst accent ever.
Okay, spoiler, I’ve watched the first three episodes so far. And I’ll leave it until I post my reviews but I will tell you that I already think some are better than this one. But Mama Marie is awesome.
The sweet putrid stench of love lingers through the air which can only mean one thing…Valentine’s Day and its annoying little winged cherub mascot, Cupid, is fast approaching. Soon, partners will be spoiling one another with extravagant bouquets of roses, heartfelt Hallmark cards, obnoxiously large teddy bears, glistening diamond jewelry, and heart-shaped candies or boxes filled with assorted mediocre chocolates. You know? Normal things couples do. I tend to prefer my chocolate boxes filled with bleeding hearts, Ă la ‘My Bloody Valentine’ but, beggars can’t be choosers, right? All jokes aside, Valentine’s Day is special for many couples, however, there are also many others who find themselves celebrating this day without a significant other. Luckily, Shudder, along with drive-in king Joe Bob Briggs and co-host Darcy the Mail Girl (Diana Prince) will graciously be keeping us lonely mutants’, and yes, all you horror fanatic couples’ company on Friday, February 10th as they return with The Last Drive-In: Joe Bob’s Vicious Vegas Valentine, premiering live at 9pm EST.
Love Spells Abound…
Back in 2021, Joe Bob and Darcy invited us to a gruesomely passionate night of spell-binding love witches and animatronic dinosaurs infused with teenage human brains during The Last Drive-In: Joe Bob Put a Spell on You. Many, including myself, were introduced to the tantalizing 70’s inspired retro throwback ‘The Love Witch’and the graphically goofy cult classic ‘Tammy and the T-Rex’, providing the perfect viewing pleasure to mend any broken heart. While the two films for this year’s morbid love-induced special have yet to be announced, as a special treat, Briggs has announced for the first time on The Last Drive-In, he will be marrying one lucky couple during the live showing. We here at HauntedMTL are eagerly awaiting the return of the ghoulish duo so, as is tradition, we will be proudly hosting a watch party on Twitter during the broadcasting of The Last Drive-In: Joe Bob’s Vicious Vegas Valentine. Be sure to follow us on Twitter and tag us @hauntedMTL as well as @shudder, @therealjoebob, and @kinky_horror to partake in this night of unholy love.
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What started off as a one-time special premiering on Shudder July 13, 2018, ‘The Last Drive- In’ was originally meant to be Brigg’s swan song; one last special before hanging up the bolo tie in retirement. However, due to so many mutants, excuse me…viewers tuning in and breaking the Shudder servers, it was only natural to announce an official full season of ‘The Last Drive-In‘, which would make its explosive debut March 19, 2019. Since then, Darcy and Briggs have spawned many exclusive holiday specials, have graciously donated to many charities within the community, and have accumulated 4 seasons of ‘The Last Drive-In’, with a fifth currently in production premiering on Shudder’s 2023 schedule sometime this year, let’s hope sooner rather than later.
An unexpected ceremony during The Last Drive-In: Joe Bob Put a Spell on You (2021) special.
Horror Noire is a horror collection that includes “Daddy,” “The Lake,” “Brand of Evil,” “Bride Before You,” “Fugue State,” and “Sundown.”
Horror Noire is a horror collection brought by the combined efforts of AMC+ and Shudder. The collection includes “Daddy,” “The Lake,” “Brand of Evil,” “Bride Before You,” “Fugue State,” and “Sundown.” Horror Noire boasts Black directors and screenwriters, providing six unique stories.
As this collection explores six stories, I will skip the usual synopsis to assess the genres and ideas explored, albeit limited as needed. Expect to find supernatural horror, creature features, and psychological thrillers. Many short films deal with these genres while exploring Black issues, but this isn’t universal for the collection.
Each story remains unique, holding different strengths and weaknesses that highlight drastically different perspectives. Collections like VHS hold a similar premise to create their collection, but Horror Noire gives more creative freedom to its talent to be independent.
However, the best example of horror goes to Robin Givens’ “Daddy,” providing an existential horror tied directly to the characters involved.
Image from “Fugue State” directed by Rob Greenlea
What I Dislike
As mentioned, all have a particular style and idea. The downside of this approach always remains to keep the viewer interested long enough to find their favorite. If you find several underwhelming choices, this becomes a chore. But I imagine that is rare as the variety makes the options refreshing.
Personally, “Brand of Evil” had an interesting premise, but the execution fell short. On paper, it might have sounded like my favorite, which makes the lackluster execution a bigger letdown.
Zeth M. Martinez
Final Thoughts
Horror Noire gives power and control to Black creators, providing a formula for a unique collection against others in the space. While the various subjects and approaches mean you aren’t likely to love them all, there should be a short film for everyone. (3.5 / 5)
Episode six of Netflix’s Dahmer was not, honestly about our title character. Instead, it was about one of his victims, a man named Tony. We’ve actually seen Tony a few times during this series. We just didn’t know it was him.
And, well, he wasn’t exactly alive the first time we saw him.
Tony was born into a supportive, loving family. This is good because soon after he was born a viral infection took his hearing. He is black, deaf, and gay in the early 90’s.
Tony has a dream of becoming a model. And he certainly has the looks for it. He is beautiful, body and soul. He has lots of opportunities for romance, but it’s not what he’s looking for. He wants a real relationship.
Eventually Tony moves to Madison, trying to pursue his dream. He gets a job and starts getting modeling work.
Then, he meets Jeff Dahmer at a bar.
At first, we can almost believe that it’s going to be alright. Jeff seems happy. He’s taking care of himself. He’s not drinking as much. He even has his dad and stepmom over for dinner. It seems like his life is getting on track. Even better, he’s treating Tony right.
Then, of course, things go bad.
One thing that has always bothered me as a true crime fan is that we know so much about the killers, but not as much about the victims. Not so much if we don’t know who the killer is, of course. But the names that are part of our pop culture are those of the killers. Dahmer, Manson, Jones, Bundy, Holms. The names we don’t know are Roberta Parks, Beth LaBiancas, Leno LaBiancas, and Tony Hughes. And clearly, we should know them.
If Tony Hughes was half the shining, positive person that the show Dahmer made him out to be, I’m so sad that he isn’t with us anymore. We need so many more people like him. And many of Dahmer’s victims were likely just like him. After all, he was attracted to them for a reason.
This was a significant episode, and I understand why it’s the highest-rated episode of the series. I finished it with a heavy heart, saddened by the loss of a man who should still be with us today.Â
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VoodooPriestess
January 5, 2021 at 4:48 pm
Sabrina gets better! Mambo Marie was my favorite character ever and yeah. There are times ahead where she just loses her accent in the middle of using it, but that’s not the worst accent ever.
VoodooPriestess
January 5, 2021 at 4:53 pm
Sabrina gets better at the very very very end. I don’t want you watching this season thinking I’m a bad person with every episode passing.
Nicole C. Luttrell
January 5, 2021 at 10:14 pm
Okay, spoiler, I’ve watched the first three episodes so far. And I’ll leave it until I post my reviews but I will tell you that I already think some are better than this one. But Mama Marie is awesome.