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This episode opens with a news cast about how all of the world’s Tru Blood factories have been destroyed. As Sookie watches the news, Mike, the local coroner, shows up and is a vampire suddenly. He attacks Sookie and bites her. Sookie narrowly escapes by staking Mike with a pair of chopsticks from her takeout bag.

A New Regime

At the vampire headquarters, Molly receives the true death for rebelling against the new authority.

Trueblood S5E10 Molly being held by guards with an iStake on

Eric is taken to Nora and Bill feeds them Lilith’s blood again in an attempt to convert Eric.

Trueblood S5E10 Bill standing near the display that holds Lilith's blood

Eric and Nora see a vision of Lilith killing Godric and when they take Eric back to the group, he asserts that he now believes and that he was worshipping Godric as a false idol.

Trueblood S5E10 Lilith killing Godric

Eric and Russell squash their beef and call it even.

Trueblood S5E10 Russell holding Emma at the AVL

More Like Going, Going, Gone

Hoyt recovers from the pig attack and decides he is moving to Alaska for a job at the chagrin of his mother. Hoyt does ask Jessica and Jason for one last thing. He wants Jessica to glamour him and make him forget both of them. She does it and on Hoyt’s way out of town, Jason pulls him over to talk to him. This destroys Jason when he sees that Hoyt has absolutely no memory of their entire lives together.

Trueblood S5E10 Jessica and Jason with Hoyt at Merlotte's

Elijah, the new sheriff, tells Pam that there is an order to create new vampires. He wants 30 new baby vamps in Area 5 and demands that Pam and Tara get moving. Tara is fed up with Elijah and calls him in a panic when she thinks she killed Ginger, but it is a trap. Tara stakes Elijah and when Pam walks in, Tara says that nobody mess with them in their house. I am loving this new relationship building between Tara and Pam and I firmly believe it will end in a romantic relationship.

Trueblood S5E10 Elijah

Jason helps Sookie unearth the real item Gran told her was under the bed. They pry up a floorboard and there is an old scroll with otherworldly writing on it. They take it to a professor who insists it is over 200 years old but that it is not in any human language. When they bring it to Claude, he enlists Maurella’s help to read it because it is in the old language. Peep this: Maurella is pregnant, presumably with Andy’s baby.

New Mortal (and Immortal) Foes

Maurella explains that the contract is from 1702 and is an agreement from one of Sookie and Jason’s ancestors with M. Warlow promising Warlow the family’s first female fae heir. This just happens to be Sookie. I wonder what their ancestor got in exchange for that deal.

Sam and Luna try to figure out how to get Emma back from Newlin. Sam calls Newlin’s publicist pretending to be from a dog magazine to get an interview and photo shoot, but he is denied. The pair learn that Newlin is going to be in Louisiana that night for a debate. The pair sneak in backstage and when they don’t see Emma, they turn into rats and take a ride in Newlin’s bag.

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Trueblood S5E10 Jessica in the elevator at the AVL

Bill sends for Jessica and brings her to the AVL. He is spewing so much religious nonsense and Jess is visibly uncomfortable based on her Christian past.

Trueblood S5E10 Jessica holding the vampire bible with Bill looking at her in the background

When Newlin returns to the AVL, the secretary brings Emma in human form out. Newlin yells at her, telling her to turn back into his dog. He locks Emma in a room but not before we see a mouse go in with her.

Trueblood S5E10 Newlin sternly pointing his finger at Emma

Russell finally loses his cool and tells the AVL how stupid they and their religion are. He insists that they can walk in the sun and could potentially breed fae for food. Bill and Eric share a look. Russell dips out.

Trueblood S5E10 Andy and Holly dancing together in the bar

This episode developed many of our plotlines that are coming to a close for this season. How will Russell end when he tries to attack Sookie? Will this snap Bill and Eric out of it? Maurella telling Andy she’s pregnant with his baby? How is Holly going to take that? Sookie’s got so many vampires after her it isn’t even funny.

Trueblood S5E10 Bill holding the vampire bible
4 out of 5 stars (4 / 5)

Sarah Moon is a stone-cold sorceress from Tennessee whose interests include serial killers, horror fiction, and the newest dystopian blockbuster. Sarah holds an M.A. in English Literature and an M.F.A. in Fiction Writing. She works as an English professor as well as a cemeterian. Sarah is most likely to cover horror in print including prose, poetry, and graphic forms. You can find her on Instagram @crystalsnovelnook.

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Smile 2: A Poor Rate Second.

“Break a leg out there.”

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Smile 2, a psychological supernatural horror, released in October 2024 just in time for Halloween, sees director Parker Finn (Smile, Laura Hasn’t Slept) return with a sequel starring Naomi Scott (Aladdin) as pop star and recovering addict Skye Riley. While Smile 2 boasts a talented cast, it ultimately falls short of its predecessor, offering a familiar storyline with minor variations and a predictable finale. The film attempts to introduce a new method to combat the parasitic ‘Smile Entity’, but this addition fails to elevate the sequel beyond a pale imitation of its chilling predecessor.

The Plot.

Smile 2 begins shortly after the end of the original; just six days after Rose Cotter’s death. During a short interlude scene, we watch as the now cursed Joel attempts to pass the Smile Entity on by killing one criminal in front of another. The plan backfires spectacularly, inadvertently passing the curse onto an innocent bystander named Lewis Fregoli.


The film then shifts gears, introducing Skye Riley, a singer and performer making a triumphant return to the spotlight with a comeback tour after a tumultuous past. During a candid interview on the Drew Barrymore Show, Skye opens up about her struggles with addiction and the devastating loss of her boyfriend in a car accident. Her sobriety journey, however, faces a severe setback when she seeks pain relief from her old high school friend, the unwitting Lewis Fregoli. In a chilling turn of events, Lewis takes his own life while Skye watches, passing the Smile Entity onto her.
Unaware of her new cursed existence Skye gets on with rehearsing for her tour, but she begins to notice that strange things are happening. People are smiling at her in an unnatural way and she becomes the target of anonymous attacks and aggressions. When text messages begin to arrive from an unknown number, Skye decides to get some answers.

Highlights.

Let’s not beat about the bush. I found Smile 2 difficult to finish and was struggling at about the hour-and-a-half mark to stay awake. That being said it’s worth watching because everyone needs to see the 3-minute scene of the ‘smilers’ chasing Skye through her apartment. This was possibly the creepiest thing I’ve seen on a screen.  The buildup, the synchronicity of the movement of the actors and their positioning, the camera work, and the lighting. I have rewatched it several times and it doesn’t get old. If you are only interested in watching this, fast forward to the 123-minute mark and get ready to be impressed.

Drawbacks.

Where do I start?

My primary concern with Smile 2 is its striking resemblance to its predecessor. The narrative follows a familiar pattern: an attractive woman fleeing a supernatural force, grappling with hallucinations, experiencing a mental health decline, and culminating in the revelation someone close to Skye was the Smiling Entity after all. This repetitive structure diminishes the film’s impact.

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While the introduction of a new method for shedding the entity initially offered a glimmer of hope this concept wasn’t fully realized. It just served to add names to the line of people that the entity has infected in the past.

Furthermore, the film’s pacing suffers from excessive focus on Skye’s musical career. Scenes showcasing her stage rehearsals and music videos, while intended to establish her identity as a performer, feel unnecessary and detract from the narrative momentum. Yes, we understand she’s a performer, you told us, you don’t need to prove it. These scenes appear to artificially inflate the film’s runtime, suggesting a lack of confidence in the core story.

The Final Take.

Ultimately, Smile 2 fails to expand upon the established lore of the franchise. The film’s conclusion feels contrived, with a blatant setup for a third installment. Hopefully, if a ‘Smile 3’ is inevitable, the creative team will bring fresh ideas and avoid simply retreading familiar ground.

2 out of 5 stars (2 / 5)

Both Cthulhu’s granted for that one scene.

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Goosebumps, Stay Out Of The Basement Pt 2, could have just been one part

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We’re back again with Goosebumps The Vanishing, episode two. A story too big for one episode, apparently.

Or, maybe this is just a nod to the fact that Stay Out Of The Basement was a two-part episode in the original 1995 show. Either way, after seeing this episode, we could have kept it to one.

The story

We begin this second episode with Anthony investigating the parasitic plant taking over his body. Rather than, I don’t know, going to the hospital, he’s decided to phone a colleague and send her some samples from the bulb he pulls out of his arm with a handheld garden trowel.

David Schwimmer in Goosebumps The Vanishing.

Meanwhile, Devin is having his own worries. He’s haunted by what he saw in the sewers. So, he gets CJ to go with him to investigate. What they find is more of the tendrils of the plant that dragged him down through the manhole last episode.

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I sure would have liked to see more about that.

Instead, we see Devin pivot to flirting with a newly single Frankie. Because teenage hormones I guess.

Meanwhile, Trey is having a terrible day. First, his girlfriend leaves him. Then, Anthony breaks his car window.

Needing a way to deal with his frustration, Trey decides to break into the Brewers’ basement. There, he starts wrecking up the place. Until he meets the plant creature and has an unfortunate accident.

What worked

The big difference between this episode and the last is the increased gross-out factor. This episode had some straight-up cringy moments. From the tendrils waiving from Anthony’s arm to the whole goat he brings home to feed his new pet, this episode was skin-crawling gross in the best way possible.

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The series is called Goosebumps, after all.

What didn’t work

Unfortunately, that’s where my praise ends. This episode, unlike the last, just wasn’t that great.

To start with, there was a lot of unnecessary drama between characters who are not in danger of being eaten by a plant from the inside out.

 Francesca Noel in Goosebumps The Vanishing.

I especially disliked the focus on the Frankie/Trey/Devin love triangle.

Now, I don’t hate it. This part of the story adds extra emotional depth to the show. We can see why Trey would be especially incensed by his girlfriend falling for the son of the neighbor he’s feuding with. But it would be more enjoyable if it wasn’t so cliche and dramatic.

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I hate the way Trey tried to gaslight Frankie. It makes me dislike him when he should be a sympathetic character. I hate how whiny Devin is every time he talks to Frankie. And I hated the impassioned speech Frankie gives after Devin asks her why she was with Trey.

Listen, I understand what we’re going for here. Devin and Cece are not struggling financially. They’re doing alright, and their new friends here in Gravesend are not. We kind of got that without Frankie claiming that her socioeconomic status is why she’s dating a bully and gaslighter. It felt out of place. It felt like pandering. It certainly didn’t feel like something an eighteen-year-old would say. I hated it.

Finally, there was a moment near the end of the episode that irritated me. I don’t want to give too much detail because I wouldn’t dare ruin an R.L. Stine cliffhanger. But, well, it doesn’t make a lot of sense.

I get that we’re watching a show about a carnivorous plant that is going to wreak havoc on this family and neighborhood. I understand the suspension of disbelief. Some might even say I am a little too generous with it. So I can buy into a teenager being absorbed by a plant and turned into a monstrous version of himself.

I can’t buy into what happens at the end of this episode. It doesn’t make sense with the rules established. It certainly doesn’t make any sort of scientific or logical sense. It is a lazy moment meant to further the storyline but threatens the structural integrity of the season.

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All in all, this wasn’t the best episode of Goosebumps. But it’s only the second episode. Honestly, the season has plenty of time to go either way.

2.5 out of 5 stars (2.5 / 5)

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Thriller Nite, Poem by Jennifer Weigel Plus

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So, this is a convoluted post, not going to lie. Because it’s Thriller Nite. And we have to kick it off with a link to Michael Jackson in homage, because he’s the bomb and Vincent Price is the master… (If the following video doesn’t load properly, you can get there from this link.)

The movie monsters always approach so slowly.
Their stiff joints arcing in jerky, erratic movements
While the camera pans to a wide-eyed scream.
It takes forever for them to catch their victims.
 
Their stiff joints arcing in jerky, erratic movements
As they awkwardly shamble towards their quarry –
It takes forever for them to catch their victims.
And yet no one ever seems to get away.
 
As they awkwardly shamble towards their quarry –
Scenes shift, plot thickens, minutes tick by endlessly…
And yet no one ever seems to get away.
Seriously, how long does it take to make a break for it?
 
Scenes shift, plot thickens, minutes tick by endlessly…
While the camera pans to a wide-eyed scream.
Seriously, how long does it take to make a break for it?
The movie monsters always approach so slowly.

Robot Dance found subverted street art altered photography from Jennifer Weigel's Reversals series
Robot Dance from Jennifer Weigel’s Reversals series

So my father used to enjoy telling the story of Thriller Nite and how he’d scare his little sister, my aunt. One time they were watching the old Universal Studios Monsters version of The Mummy, and he pursued her at a snail’s pace down the hallway in Boris Karloff fashion. Both of them had drastically different versions of this tale, but essentially it was a true Thriller Nite moment. And the inspiration for this poem.

For more fun music video mayhem, check out She Wolf here on Haunted MTL. And feel free to check out more of Jennifer Weigel’s work here on Haunted MTL or here on her website.

Portrait of myself with dark makeup and crow skull headdress, backlit by the sun.
Portrait of myself with dark makeup and crow skull headdress, backlit by the sun.

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