LOS ANGELES, CA. One afternoon, landlord Craig Tist realized that there was one tenant he hadn’t seen since the very start of quarantine. That was YouTube...
LAS VEGAS, NV. The air was dry, but Steve Parkin's pits were anything but. The Las Vegas native was seen running down The Strip, screaming his...
BOLIVAR PENINSULA, TX. This past weekend, thousands gathered for Texas' "Go Topless" Jeep beach event. To the attendees' horror, this fun, "much needed" break from the...
MILWAUKEE, WI. In 2016, there were clowns running around terrorizing civilians. At the time, this appeared to be the peak of scary, yet ironically funny (because...
FORKS, WA. This year’s May 4th wasn’t just a holy day for Star Wars fans. On Monday, “May The Fourth Be With You” Day, a little somebody...
AURORA, IL– It was May 1st, and Karen Kowalski couldn’t believe her eyes. People in her neighborhood were walking outside, like dozens and dozens of human...
NEW YORK CITY, NY. It was the second week of quarantine. College students, professors, employees, and bosses were adjusting to the new norm of virtual communication....
LOS ANGELES, CA. Shit was already hitting the fan. We all knew that. Most responsible citizens had been indoors for days, gritting their teeth every time...
Chicago, IL. It was a typical day for Brenda Jiffy, renowned babysitter and LEGO wrangler. She received an email from Sherry Beelzebub asking her to watch...
PORTLAND, OR. Jim from The Office warned us with the film, A Quiet Place, and yet the vegans would not listen. Like all alien encounters, it started with mass...
Who knew that Gwyneth Paltrow’s vagina would be so lucrative? Fresh from the success of the mistress of goop and the global sellout of her vagina...
Godzilla, a generally private figure, recently approached Haunted MTL to share some concerns about urban sprawl and how it affects him and his colleagues. “First of...
Camp Bloodmarsh, WA. Counselor Ricky McCarr has worked as a summer camp counselor for the past five years at Camp Bloodmarsh while finishing his associate’s degree...