The poster features an image of a naked human woman trapped in a large glass jar with a twig and a leaf, depicted as if in a sepia magazine spread. For those of you who don’t read the language of the Great Old Ones, I will translate:
Start your Human
Collection today…
Humans make great pets.
You can sit and watch
them for hours.
Just remember to poke
holes in the lid and add
a twig or leaf to mimic
their natural habitat.
If you want to keep your
Human alive for more than
a day you’ll need to put it
in a full environment and
provide food and water.
Humans are trainable.
They can be taught to
Speak on command and
will Faint when threatened.
Can be kept with other
Humans in a large habitat.
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