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House of the Dragon – Episode 8 teases raised stakes and targets emotional highs as the series builds toward its climax. Does it deliver?

Could Viserys have avoided conflict if he had chosen another successor? Who is the best option? Let’s find out below.

Spoilers ahead:

House of the Dragon – Episode 8: The Lord of the Tides

Viserys has been wilting in front of our eyes for eight weeks now, and the final minutes of episode 8 sees the flustered king succumb to his illness. However, this isn’t before Viserys gets a last hurrah and makes a considerable mark on the series.

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When Corlys Velaryon is wounded in battle, the vultures start circling and whispering about succession. In Rhaenyra’s absence, Lucery’s claim to Driftmark has come into question. Rhaenyra returns to King’s Landing to defend her son with the help of Daemon. What they find upon arriving is a shift in power and Viserys on his deathbed.

King Viserys on his deathbed in House of the Dragon - Episode 8.

After Rhaenyra begs her father to defend her (perhaps for the last time), Viserys does something astonishing and climbs out from his deathbed. It interrupts the hearing and takes a long, painful walk across the throne room. The music set to the scene tells the audience the moment is emotional, almost to the point of being over the top, but thankfully it is moving.

We have seen Viserys fall from the highest position to his most vulnerable, but it’s here where he shows the defiant and kingly qualities he often lacked in health. He affirms Rhaenyra’s position and, for a time, even reconciles the family.

However, this is undone when, speaking in a state of delirium, he recounts Aegon the Conqueror’s dream of uniting the land. Alicent hears and thinks that Viserys has had a sudden change of heart: it’s their son Aegon that should sit on the Iron Throne. Viserys slips away while picturing his first wife, and Alicent leaves the room with a new sense of purpose.

We know the Dance of Dragons civil is coming, but is there any way it could have been avoided? What if Viserys chose another successor? let’s look at some of the Targaryen candidates:

Rhaenyra – 5/10

Rhaenyna has the temperament and tenacity to be a great leader, but she isn’t popular with everyone. Not even a union with Daemon and plenty of heirs can quell objection. We know that her claim in part causes the Dance of Dragons, so we can rule her out.

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Rhaenyra looking past the camera.

Alicent – 6/10

Alicent appears popular with lords and ladies in Westeros, but it’s unlikely they would choose her over a Targaryen. For a start, she doesn’t a dragon. To keep the throne, she would have to use violence Larys strong.

Rhaenys – 6/10

Rhaenys is the Queen Who Never Was. She has a powerful dragon, she is cunning and co-commands the largest naval force in Westeros, but she wouldn’t be popular with the lords and ladies. Sadly, sexism is still very much a thing in Westeros.

Rhaenys Targaryen

Daemon – 7/10

Daemon has children with Rhaenyra Targaryen and Laena Velaryon, which would unite their dragons and a large navy. Although Daemon has mellowed over the years, he is still hotheaded. He decapitates Vaemond’s in episode 8. No, Daemon is a better warrior and anti-hero than a king.

Daemon Targaryen.

Aegon or Aemond Targaryen – 5/10

They are Viserys sons and both have dragons. Aemond has the largest living dragon, Vhagar. That said, neither of them has a good bone in their body. There is no way Rhaenyra would accept them knowing her father would have wanted better.

Aegon and Aemond Targaryen in House of the Dragon - Episode 8.

Corlys Velaryon – 8/10

In my opinion, Corlys Velaryon is the best option to succeed King Viserys. Okay, he’s not a Targaryen, per se, but hear me out.

Like the Targaryens, Corlys can trace his family back to Valyria. He has the largest navy in Westeros and is experienced in battle, he’s married the Rhaenys, who was almost queen, and his children and wife have dragons. At one stage, they owned the largest and oldest dragon, Vhagar.

Viserys should have made Corlys and Rhaenys king and queen of Westeros upon his death on the condition their children assume the Targaryen name and heraldry.

Of course, Viserys never got that chance. Nor did he probably consider it an option.

Corlys Velaryon.

Conclusion

House of the Dragon – Episode 8 was gripping. Paddy Considine gave an amazing performance as King Viserys and will certainly be remembered as the Ned Stark of this series, as a flawed patriarch unable to hold this family together. Paddy deserves every ounce of praise he receives. I only wish we could have spent more time with him and further explored what made his character great. 5 out of 5 stars (5 / 5)

If you would like to learn more about House Targaryen, you can read their family history in George R. R. Martin’s Fire and Blood novel here:

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Smile 2: A Poor Rate Second.

“Break a leg out there.”

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Smile 2, a psychological supernatural horror, released in October 2024 just in time for Halloween, sees director Parker Finn (Smile, Laura Hasn’t Slept) return with a sequel starring Naomi Scott (Aladdin) as pop star and recovering addict Skye Riley. While Smile 2 boasts a talented cast, it ultimately falls short of its predecessor, offering a familiar storyline with minor variations and a predictable finale. The film attempts to introduce a new method to combat the parasitic ‘Smile Entity’, but this addition fails to elevate the sequel beyond a pale imitation of its chilling predecessor.

The Plot.

Smile 2 begins shortly after the end of the original; just six days after Rose Cotter’s death. During a short interlude scene, we watch as the now cursed Joel attempts to pass the Smile Entity on by killing one criminal in front of another. The plan backfires spectacularly, inadvertently passing the curse onto an innocent bystander named Lewis Fregoli.


The film then shifts gears, introducing Skye Riley, a singer and performer making a triumphant return to the spotlight with a comeback tour after a tumultuous past. During a candid interview on the Drew Barrymore Show, Skye opens up about her struggles with addiction and the devastating loss of her boyfriend in a car accident. Her sobriety journey, however, faces a severe setback when she seeks pain relief from her old high school friend, the unwitting Lewis Fregoli. In a chilling turn of events, Lewis takes his own life while Skye watches, passing the Smile Entity onto her.
Unaware of her new cursed existence Skye gets on with rehearsing for her tour, but she begins to notice that strange things are happening. People are smiling at her in an unnatural way and she becomes the target of anonymous attacks and aggressions. When text messages begin to arrive from an unknown number, Skye decides to get some answers.

Highlights.

Let’s not beat about the bush. I found Smile 2 difficult to finish and was struggling at about the hour-and-a-half mark to stay awake. That being said it’s worth watching because everyone needs to see the 3-minute scene of the ‘smilers’ chasing Skye through her apartment. This was possibly the creepiest thing I’ve seen on a screen.  The buildup, the synchronicity of the movement of the actors and their positioning, the camera work, and the lighting. I have rewatched it several times and it doesn’t get old. If you are only interested in watching this, fast forward to the 123-minute mark and get ready to be impressed.

Drawbacks.

Where do I start?

My primary concern with Smile 2 is its striking resemblance to its predecessor. The narrative follows a familiar pattern: an attractive woman fleeing a supernatural force, grappling with hallucinations, experiencing a mental health decline, and culminating in the revelation someone close to Skye was the Smiling Entity after all. This repetitive structure diminishes the film’s impact.

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While the introduction of a new method for shedding the entity initially offered a glimmer of hope this concept wasn’t fully realized. It just served to add names to the line of people that the entity has infected in the past.

Furthermore, the film’s pacing suffers from excessive focus on Skye’s musical career. Scenes showcasing her stage rehearsals and music videos, while intended to establish her identity as a performer, feel unnecessary and detract from the narrative momentum. Yes, we understand she’s a performer, you told us, you don’t need to prove it. These scenes appear to artificially inflate the film’s runtime, suggesting a lack of confidence in the core story.

The Final Take.

Ultimately, Smile 2 fails to expand upon the established lore of the franchise. The film’s conclusion feels contrived, with a blatant setup for a third installment. Hopefully, if a ‘Smile 3’ is inevitable, the creative team will bring fresh ideas and avoid simply retreading familiar ground.

2 out of 5 stars (2 / 5)

Both Cthulhu’s granted for that one scene.

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Goosebumps, Stay Out Of The Basement Pt 2, could have just been one part

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We’re back again with Goosebumps The Vanishing, episode two. A story too big for one episode, apparently.

Or, maybe this is just a nod to the fact that Stay Out Of The Basement was a two-part episode in the original 1995 show. Either way, after seeing this episode, we could have kept it to one.

The story

We begin this second episode with Anthony investigating the parasitic plant taking over his body. Rather than, I don’t know, going to the hospital, he’s decided to phone a colleague and send her some samples from the bulb he pulls out of his arm with a handheld garden trowel.

David Schwimmer in Goosebumps The Vanishing.

Meanwhile, Devin is having his own worries. He’s haunted by what he saw in the sewers. So, he gets CJ to go with him to investigate. What they find is more of the tendrils of the plant that dragged him down through the manhole last episode.

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I sure would have liked to see more about that.

Instead, we see Devin pivot to flirting with a newly single Frankie. Because teenage hormones I guess.

Meanwhile, Trey is having a terrible day. First, his girlfriend leaves him. Then, Anthony breaks his car window.

Needing a way to deal with his frustration, Trey decides to break into the Brewers’ basement. There, he starts wrecking up the place. Until he meets the plant creature and has an unfortunate accident.

What worked

The big difference between this episode and the last is the increased gross-out factor. This episode had some straight-up cringy moments. From the tendrils waiving from Anthony’s arm to the whole goat he brings home to feed his new pet, this episode was skin-crawling gross in the best way possible.

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The series is called Goosebumps, after all.

What didn’t work

Unfortunately, that’s where my praise ends. This episode, unlike the last, just wasn’t that great.

To start with, there was a lot of unnecessary drama between characters who are not in danger of being eaten by a plant from the inside out.

 Francesca Noel in Goosebumps The Vanishing.

I especially disliked the focus on the Frankie/Trey/Devin love triangle.

Now, I don’t hate it. This part of the story adds extra emotional depth to the show. We can see why Trey would be especially incensed by his girlfriend falling for the son of the neighbor he’s feuding with. But it would be more enjoyable if it wasn’t so cliche and dramatic.

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I hate the way Trey tried to gaslight Frankie. It makes me dislike him when he should be a sympathetic character. I hate how whiny Devin is every time he talks to Frankie. And I hated the impassioned speech Frankie gives after Devin asks her why she was with Trey.

Listen, I understand what we’re going for here. Devin and Cece are not struggling financially. They’re doing alright, and their new friends here in Gravesend are not. We kind of got that without Frankie claiming that her socioeconomic status is why she’s dating a bully and gaslighter. It felt out of place. It felt like pandering. It certainly didn’t feel like something an eighteen-year-old would say. I hated it.

Finally, there was a moment near the end of the episode that irritated me. I don’t want to give too much detail because I wouldn’t dare ruin an R.L. Stine cliffhanger. But, well, it doesn’t make a lot of sense.

I get that we’re watching a show about a carnivorous plant that is going to wreak havoc on this family and neighborhood. I understand the suspension of disbelief. Some might even say I am a little too generous with it. So I can buy into a teenager being absorbed by a plant and turned into a monstrous version of himself.

I can’t buy into what happens at the end of this episode. It doesn’t make sense with the rules established. It certainly doesn’t make any sort of scientific or logical sense. It is a lazy moment meant to further the storyline but threatens the structural integrity of the season.

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All in all, this wasn’t the best episode of Goosebumps. But it’s only the second episode. Honestly, the season has plenty of time to go either way.

2.5 out of 5 stars (2.5 / 5)

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Thriller Nite, Poem by Jennifer Weigel Plus

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So, this is a convoluted post, not going to lie. Because it’s Thriller Nite. And we have to kick it off with a link to Michael Jackson in homage, because he’s the bomb and Vincent Price is the master… (If the following video doesn’t load properly, you can get there from this link.)

The movie monsters always approach so slowly.
Their stiff joints arcing in jerky, erratic movements
While the camera pans to a wide-eyed scream.
It takes forever for them to catch their victims.
 
Their stiff joints arcing in jerky, erratic movements
As they awkwardly shamble towards their quarry –
It takes forever for them to catch their victims.
And yet no one ever seems to get away.
 
As they awkwardly shamble towards their quarry –
Scenes shift, plot thickens, minutes tick by endlessly…
And yet no one ever seems to get away.
Seriously, how long does it take to make a break for it?
 
Scenes shift, plot thickens, minutes tick by endlessly…
While the camera pans to a wide-eyed scream.
Seriously, how long does it take to make a break for it?
The movie monsters always approach so slowly.

Robot Dance found subverted street art altered photography from Jennifer Weigel's Reversals series
Robot Dance from Jennifer Weigel’s Reversals series

So my father used to enjoy telling the story of Thriller Nite and how he’d scare his little sister, my aunt. One time they were watching the old Universal Studios Monsters version of The Mummy, and he pursued her at a snail’s pace down the hallway in Boris Karloff fashion. Both of them had drastically different versions of this tale, but essentially it was a true Thriller Nite moment. And the inspiration for this poem.

For more fun music video mayhem, check out She Wolf here on Haunted MTL. And feel free to check out more of Jennifer Weigel’s work here on Haunted MTL or here on her website.

Portrait of myself with dark makeup and crow skull headdress, backlit by the sun.
Portrait of myself with dark makeup and crow skull headdress, backlit by the sun.

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