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Hitting the ground, we sure are in this episode. We open to Lorena feasting on Sookie’s neck. Lorena pulls away and relishes in how good Sookie’s blood tastes, asking what she is. During this distraction, a very weak Bill manages to grab Lorena and bring a silver chain around her neck. He motions Sookie to a stake in the corner, and the pair kill Lorena. It happens very quickly, and isn’t as satisfying as it could have been had we lingered in this moment a little longer, but I approve of Sookie being the one to stake her.

Tara and Alcide arrive with the car and begin to wrap Bill up in a large tarp to protect him from the sun in transport. Debbie and Coot burst in and a standoff begins. Alcide shoots Coot, killing him. Debbie, distraught, holds the three at gunpoint. Tara tackles her and they escape with Bill while Alcide locks Debbie – alive – inside the dungeon.

Sam Investigates

Sam, after having suspicions that the Mickens are using their son in dog fights, attempts to enter the illegal betting operation. When being turned away, he transforms into a pitbull and infiltrates the operation. Sam releases all of the dogs and rescues Tommy from the fight, where he is already injured. Sam and Tommy leave their parents standing by the dog fighting ring and head back to Sam’s place.

Jason & Hoyt

As Jason recounts Crystal and the events at her home to Hoyt, Hoyt comes up with the idea for Jason to go to the jail where one of the drug dealers is being held and question him. When Jason does, he finds out that Crystal is the man’s cousin. The man tells Jason that he will give him the information he wants if Jason brings him some meth – the man is really coming down and needs a hit.

Jason goes to Lafayette and tries to buy some, but Lafayette asserts that not only does he not sell meth, but he wouldn’t sell it to Jason even if he did.

After talking to Jason, Hoyt’s date from the other night shows up at his house with biscuits. Summer makes fun of Jessica – his ex – being a vampire and says that Hoyt is her boyfriend. Oh boy. This is moving way too fast for Hoyt and we can tell it.

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What’s So Special about Sook?

Eric goes to Sophie-Anne and her human Hadley to find out why Sophie-Anne is so interested in Sookie. He threatens to drain Hadley if Sophie does not give him the answers he is looking for. When Hadley is near death, she whispers something to Eric. He heals Hadley with his blood and says “I certainly wasn’t expecting that.”

Recovery and Death

Alcide and Tara are in the front of the getaway truck while Sookie sits with Bill in the back. Sookie cuts her arm open with a saw and feeds her blood to Bill in order to heal him. Bill is so close to death that he is overwhelmed by her blood, attacking her and nearly draining her.

When they stop the truck for Alcide to relieve himself, Tara opens the back to check on Sookie. She’s nearly drained and unresponsive. Tara kicks Bill out into the sunlight and the pair take Sookie to the hospital.

The doctors tried to give Sookie universal blood, but she convulsed and rejected the blood. The doctor tells them that Sookie does not have a blood type, and that she has slipped into a coma.

Tara calls Jason to the hospital. Tara thinks that she has killed Bill by leaving him in the sun, but he seems unfazed and shows up at the hospital once it is dark.

Sookie dreams while she’s a coma a fairy-like reality. There is dancing, poofy dresses, and flower crowns. When Bill gets to the hospital, the fairy people freak out and hide. They warn Sookie to stay away from Bill.

Once everyone is assembled at the hospital, Bill asks Jason for permission to feed Sookie his blood and save her. Jason agrees and Bill feeds Sookie. She awakens and screams at the sight of Bill.

Turning of the Tables

We see the Magister continuing to torture Pam when Eric, Sophie-Anne, and Russell arrive. Eric declares his allegiance to Russell and confesses to the Magister that Sophie was the one giving orders to sell the vampire blood. Russell forces the Magister to officiate their wedding right then and there and overpowers him, pinning him to the same table he was torturing Pam on.

Russell tortures the Magister, gets married, and then cuts the Magister’s head off with a sword. It looks like Russell is the new voice of authority.

We saw quite a few deaths in this episode: Lorena, Coot, and the Magister. These three were pretty big players and I expect to see dynamics shift with their deaths. There are not as many people left that have hold over Bill, and this may cause more recklessness – especially with the interest that Eric, Sophie-Anne, and Russell have in Sookie.

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Sarah Moon is a stone-cold sorceress from Tennessee whose interests include serial killers, horror fiction, and the newest dystopian blockbuster. Sarah holds an M.A. in English Literature and an M.F.A. in Fiction Writing. She works as an English professor as well as a cemeterian. Sarah is most likely to cover horror in print including prose, poetry, and graphic forms. You can find her on Instagram @crystalsnovelnook.

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Smile 2: A Poor Rate Second.

“Break a leg out there.”

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Smile 2, a psychological supernatural horror, released in October 2024 just in time for Halloween, sees director Parker Finn (Smile, Laura Hasn’t Slept) return with a sequel starring Naomi Scott (Aladdin) as pop star and recovering addict Skye Riley. While Smile 2 boasts a talented cast, it ultimately falls short of its predecessor, offering a familiar storyline with minor variations and a predictable finale. The film attempts to introduce a new method to combat the parasitic ‘Smile Entity’, but this addition fails to elevate the sequel beyond a pale imitation of its chilling predecessor.

The Plot.

Smile 2 begins shortly after the end of the original; just six days after Rose Cotter’s death. During a short interlude scene, we watch as the now cursed Joel attempts to pass the Smile Entity on by killing one criminal in front of another. The plan backfires spectacularly, inadvertently passing the curse onto an innocent bystander named Lewis Fregoli.


The film then shifts gears, introducing Skye Riley, a singer and performer making a triumphant return to the spotlight with a comeback tour after a tumultuous past. During a candid interview on the Drew Barrymore Show, Skye opens up about her struggles with addiction and the devastating loss of her boyfriend in a car accident. Her sobriety journey, however, faces a severe setback when she seeks pain relief from her old high school friend, the unwitting Lewis Fregoli. In a chilling turn of events, Lewis takes his own life while Skye watches, passing the Smile Entity onto her.
Unaware of her new cursed existence Skye gets on with rehearsing for her tour, but she begins to notice that strange things are happening. People are smiling at her in an unnatural way and she becomes the target of anonymous attacks and aggressions. When text messages begin to arrive from an unknown number, Skye decides to get some answers.

Highlights.

Let’s not beat about the bush. I found Smile 2 difficult to finish and was struggling at about the hour-and-a-half mark to stay awake. That being said it’s worth watching because everyone needs to see the 3-minute scene of the ‘smilers’ chasing Skye through her apartment. This was possibly the creepiest thing I’ve seen on a screen.  The buildup, the synchronicity of the movement of the actors and their positioning, the camera work, and the lighting. I have rewatched it several times and it doesn’t get old. If you are only interested in watching this, fast forward to the 123-minute mark and get ready to be impressed.

Drawbacks.

Where do I start?

My primary concern with Smile 2 is its striking resemblance to its predecessor. The narrative follows a familiar pattern: an attractive woman fleeing a supernatural force, grappling with hallucinations, experiencing a mental health decline, and culminating in the revelation someone close to Skye was the Smiling Entity after all. This repetitive structure diminishes the film’s impact.

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While the introduction of a new method for shedding the entity initially offered a glimmer of hope this concept wasn’t fully realized. It just served to add names to the line of people that the entity has infected in the past.

Furthermore, the film’s pacing suffers from excessive focus on Skye’s musical career. Scenes showcasing her stage rehearsals and music videos, while intended to establish her identity as a performer, feel unnecessary and detract from the narrative momentum. Yes, we understand she’s a performer, you told us, you don’t need to prove it. These scenes appear to artificially inflate the film’s runtime, suggesting a lack of confidence in the core story.

The Final Take.

Ultimately, Smile 2 fails to expand upon the established lore of the franchise. The film’s conclusion feels contrived, with a blatant setup for a third installment. Hopefully, if a ‘Smile 3’ is inevitable, the creative team will bring fresh ideas and avoid simply retreading familiar ground.

2 out of 5 stars (2 / 5)

Both Cthulhu’s granted for that one scene.

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Goosebumps, Stay Out Of The Basement Pt 2, could have just been one part

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We’re back again with Goosebumps The Vanishing, episode two. A story too big for one episode, apparently.

Or, maybe this is just a nod to the fact that Stay Out Of The Basement was a two-part episode in the original 1995 show. Either way, after seeing this episode, we could have kept it to one.

The story

We begin this second episode with Anthony investigating the parasitic plant taking over his body. Rather than, I don’t know, going to the hospital, he’s decided to phone a colleague and send her some samples from the bulb he pulls out of his arm with a handheld garden trowel.

David Schwimmer in Goosebumps The Vanishing.

Meanwhile, Devin is having his own worries. He’s haunted by what he saw in the sewers. So, he gets CJ to go with him to investigate. What they find is more of the tendrils of the plant that dragged him down through the manhole last episode.

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I sure would have liked to see more about that.

Instead, we see Devin pivot to flirting with a newly single Frankie. Because teenage hormones I guess.

Meanwhile, Trey is having a terrible day. First, his girlfriend leaves him. Then, Anthony breaks his car window.

Needing a way to deal with his frustration, Trey decides to break into the Brewers’ basement. There, he starts wrecking up the place. Until he meets the plant creature and has an unfortunate accident.

What worked

The big difference between this episode and the last is the increased gross-out factor. This episode had some straight-up cringy moments. From the tendrils waiving from Anthony’s arm to the whole goat he brings home to feed his new pet, this episode was skin-crawling gross in the best way possible.

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The series is called Goosebumps, after all.

What didn’t work

Unfortunately, that’s where my praise ends. This episode, unlike the last, just wasn’t that great.

To start with, there was a lot of unnecessary drama between characters who are not in danger of being eaten by a plant from the inside out.

 Francesca Noel in Goosebumps The Vanishing.

I especially disliked the focus on the Frankie/Trey/Devin love triangle.

Now, I don’t hate it. This part of the story adds extra emotional depth to the show. We can see why Trey would be especially incensed by his girlfriend falling for the son of the neighbor he’s feuding with. But it would be more enjoyable if it wasn’t so cliche and dramatic.

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I hate the way Trey tried to gaslight Frankie. It makes me dislike him when he should be a sympathetic character. I hate how whiny Devin is every time he talks to Frankie. And I hated the impassioned speech Frankie gives after Devin asks her why she was with Trey.

Listen, I understand what we’re going for here. Devin and Cece are not struggling financially. They’re doing alright, and their new friends here in Gravesend are not. We kind of got that without Frankie claiming that her socioeconomic status is why she’s dating a bully and gaslighter. It felt out of place. It felt like pandering. It certainly didn’t feel like something an eighteen-year-old would say. I hated it.

Finally, there was a moment near the end of the episode that irritated me. I don’t want to give too much detail because I wouldn’t dare ruin an R.L. Stine cliffhanger. But, well, it doesn’t make a lot of sense.

I get that we’re watching a show about a carnivorous plant that is going to wreak havoc on this family and neighborhood. I understand the suspension of disbelief. Some might even say I am a little too generous with it. So I can buy into a teenager being absorbed by a plant and turned into a monstrous version of himself.

I can’t buy into what happens at the end of this episode. It doesn’t make sense with the rules established. It certainly doesn’t make any sort of scientific or logical sense. It is a lazy moment meant to further the storyline but threatens the structural integrity of the season.

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All in all, this wasn’t the best episode of Goosebumps. But it’s only the second episode. Honestly, the season has plenty of time to go either way.

2.5 out of 5 stars (2.5 / 5)

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Thriller Nite, Poem by Jennifer Weigel Plus

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So, this is a convoluted post, not going to lie. Because it’s Thriller Nite. And we have to kick it off with a link to Michael Jackson in homage, because he’s the bomb and Vincent Price is the master… (If the following video doesn’t load properly, you can get there from this link.)

The movie monsters always approach so slowly.
Their stiff joints arcing in jerky, erratic movements
While the camera pans to a wide-eyed scream.
It takes forever for them to catch their victims.
 
Their stiff joints arcing in jerky, erratic movements
As they awkwardly shamble towards their quarry –
It takes forever for them to catch their victims.
And yet no one ever seems to get away.
 
As they awkwardly shamble towards their quarry –
Scenes shift, plot thickens, minutes tick by endlessly…
And yet no one ever seems to get away.
Seriously, how long does it take to make a break for it?
 
Scenes shift, plot thickens, minutes tick by endlessly…
While the camera pans to a wide-eyed scream.
Seriously, how long does it take to make a break for it?
The movie monsters always approach so slowly.

Robot Dance found subverted street art altered photography from Jennifer Weigel's Reversals series
Robot Dance from Jennifer Weigel’s Reversals series

So my father used to enjoy telling the story of Thriller Nite and how he’d scare his little sister, my aunt. One time they were watching the old Universal Studios Monsters version of The Mummy, and he pursued her at a snail’s pace down the hallway in Boris Karloff fashion. Both of them had drastically different versions of this tale, but essentially it was a true Thriller Nite moment. And the inspiration for this poem.

For more fun music video mayhem, check out She Wolf here on Haunted MTL. And feel free to check out more of Jennifer Weigel’s work here on Haunted MTL or here on her website.

Portrait of myself with dark makeup and crow skull headdress, backlit by the sun.
Portrait of myself with dark makeup and crow skull headdress, backlit by the sun.

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