Shudder Content Guide: February 2021
Let’s get the horror train moving by checking out the regional release schedules on Shudder and our picks for each.
Shudder originals and exclusives will be presented in bold.
Shudder CA
A solid month of offerings in Canada this time around with plenty of classics and exclusives. It can be a bit tough to pick, but when we see that Joe Bob is back in town, well… So, our pick for February is Joe Bob Put a Spell On You. What two movies will be shown? Who the hell knows? We know it will air at around 6 PM PST on February 12th.
If I had to make a guess, I believe one of the films will be Anna Biller’s The Love Witch. Between the retro aesthetic, the dark comedy aspects, and the theme of the film, it would be just the right sort of movie for the special. So consider that an official Haunted MTL guess. In fact, I am so confident I will put the trailer for The Love Witch right here.
Now onto the rest of the releases.
2/1
Audrey Rose
The Queen of Black Magic (1981)
Under the Skin
Vampire’s Kiss
2/2
Head Count
2/4
A Nightmare Wakes
2/6
A Discovery of Witches Ep. 205
2/8
Night Tide
2/9
Carmilla
The Strange Color of Your Body’s Tears
2/12
Joe Bob Put a Spell on You
2/13
A Discovery of Witches Ep. 206
2/15
Basket Case (this means The Last Drive-In version should also be back)
The Ninth Configuration
Outcast
Whispering Corridors
2/18
Shook
2/20
A Discovery of Witches Ep. 207
2/22
One Missed Call
Open 24 Hours
Psychomania
V/H/S/2
V/H/S: Viral
2/25
The Dark and The Wicked
2/27
A Discovery of Witches Ep. 208
Shudder US
As usual, the US schedule is fairly similar to Canada’s, but there are some differences. The US loses Under the Skin and the two V/H/S films Canada gets for February but gets the exclusive After Midnight. So the highlight in the US schedule this month is After Midnight.
This film, directed by Jeremy Gardner and Christian Stella stars Jeremy Gardner, Brea Grant, and The Last Podcast on the Left‘s Henry Zebrowski.
When his girlfriend suddenly disappears, leaving a cryptic note as her only explanation, Hank’s comfortable life and his sanity begin to crack. Then, from the woods surrounding his house, something terrible starts trying to break in.
You can catch it on February 11th.
2/1
Audrey Rose
The Queen of Black Magic (1981)
Vampire’s Kiss
2/2
Head Count
2/4
A Nightmare Wakes
2/6
A Discovery of Witches Ep. 205
2/8
Night Tide
2/9
Carmilla
The Strange Color of Your Body’s Tears
2/11
After Midnight
2/12
Joe Bob Put a Spell on You
2/13
A Discovery of Witches Ep. 206
2/15
Basket Case (this means The Last Drive-In version should also be back)
The Ninth Configuration
Outcast
Whispering Corridors
2/18
Shook
2/20
A Discovery of Witches Ep. 207
2/22
One Missed Call
Open 24 Hours
Psychomania
2/25
The Dark and The Wicked
2/27
A Discovery of Witches Ep. 208
Shudder UK
Shudder UK doesn’t get as much this month, thanks to licenses and rights, but still lands three exclusives. So for February, I am gonna suggest the UK take a look at the social media horror of Shook. Something timely we can all relate to these days.
Directed by Jennifer Harrington, the film stars Nicola Posener, Grant Rosenmeyer, and Emily Goss.
When Mia, a social media star, becomes the target of an online terror campaign, she has to solve a series of games to prevent people she cares about from getting murdered. But is it real? Or is it just a game at her expense?
You can catch it on February 18th.
2/1
The Queen of Black Magic (1981)
2/2
Head Count
2/4
A Nightmare Wakes
2/8
Beyond the Gates
Voice from The Stone
2/15
Outcast
2/18
Shook
2/22
One Missed Call
2/25
The Dark and the Wicked
Shudder ANZ
Shudder ANZ gets a solid number of films, with batches of four or more landing on some days. Not a bad time to be a horror fan. As for exclusives, ANZ shares the UK’s exclusives, so our pick for the highlight is going to be The Dark and The Wicked, which closes out the month.
Directed by Bryan Bertino, the film stars Marin Ireland, Michael Abbott Jr., and Julie Oliver-Touchstone.
On a secluded farm in a nondescript rural town, a man is slowly dying. His family gathers to mourn, and soon a darkness grows, marked by waking nightmares and a growing sense that something evil is taking over the family.
You can catch it on February 25th.
2/2
Cell
The Door
Nasty Baby
Punishment Park
The Queen of Black Magic (1981)
2/4
A Nightmare Wakes
2/9
Dark Summer
The Pact
Red White & Blue
Rhymes for Young Ghouls
2/16
Hobo with a Shotgun
Saturday Morning Massacre
Universal Soldier: Day of Reckoning
The White Ribbon
2/18
Shook
2/23
Asmodexia
Father’s Day
2/25
The Dark and the Wicked
So what is on your watch list this month in your region? Let us know in the comments.
Check up with us in early March for your complete Shudder highlights.
Good news to my nonbinary pals – we no longer exist!
“But Brannyk,” you may be thinking, “what am I supposed to do now that I am no longer a real being? How shall I spend my days?”
Unfortunately, the government has not released a handbook for this occasion, so I thought we could brainstorm together.
BECOME A GHOST
There are some benefits to being a ghost, for sure.
No rent or insurance payment. No corporate job, no cleaning cat litter, no AT&T trying to sell you another line after repeatedly telling them that you just want to make sure that your autopayment is on, but they’re all like, ‘Why would you pass up such a bargain on a second line? Are you an idiot? Why wouldn’t you need another phone line?‘ and so you have to tell them, “Because I’M DIVORCED, ASSHOLE, THANKS FOR REMINDING ME OF THAT!”
Ahem. I digress.
Yeah, you may not be able to venture out, much like Adam and Barbara in Beetlejuice. You may need to put up with someone else crashing your place and moving around all of your shit. Or Ryan Reynolds trying to sell you Mint Mobile. Or some toxic couple taking your creepy doll that you spent years on trying to possess.
Or, my absolute biggest pet peeve, when you’re practicing for the ghost speed chair-stacking championship and the normies just don’t appreciate your cool skills.
But the advantages are that you get to stay home, watch tv, stack your chairs and hope whoever buys your house/visits your creepy woods/gentrifies your neighborhood is a cool person, too.
(2 / 5)
It’s a good choice, but has a lot of drawbacks.
BECOME A CREATURE
Look, if you’re not going to exist, go big or go home, I’d say.
Monsters are cool. They play by their own rules. Sometimes they cause havoc. Sometimes they come around and help people. Sometimes they work alone. And other times, they have a lot of friends. Sometimes they just need some affirmation. And sometimes they’re…in high school, apparently?
The cool thing is that they come in all shapes and sizes.
Monsters are generally misunderstood. Some have their fans. Others are hated.
So basically, just like people, except with more tentacles.
The only downsides are that you might be too big or too “ick” for some people (these can also be pluses), you may have a taste for human flesh (no judgement), or the biggest issue – there are too many choices.
You could get stuck trying to figure out what kind of monster you are. If you’re not into labels, it’s an absolute nightmare. Or if you’re like me, it’ll be like standing in Subway for 15 minutes trying to figure out what toppings and dressings you want while the “sandwich artist” is openly judging you.
(4 / 5)
I like the customization, but it can be a bit too overwhelming.
BECOME A CRYPTID
Hear me out. I know it seems a lot like the monster category, but it’s not quite.
Cryptids are weird and mysterious. They keep to themselves. They have people who are fascinated by them and post on Reddit about them. Some have people making documentaries about them.
They’re like monsters’ quieter cousin who reads books in the corner at family gatherings. They collect shiny things they find by the side of the road. Sometimes they’ll steal a peanut butter sandwich or two.
Ever so often, they might scare a human just by existing or by politely asking for their stuff back.
Each one kinda has their own goals and priorities. Their own hangouts and interests. But unlike monsters, they’re not looking to rock any boats-
Never mind, I stand corrected.
(5 / 5)
I like the freedoms of being a cryptid and also dig the cottage-core vibe I get from them.
CONCLUSION: LET’S BE REAL FOR A SECOND…
I know it’s hard right now. It’s going to be hard. You may not exist to some assholes, but you are real. You have real feelings and thoughts and dreams. You have a real future. You have real decisions. Real actions that affect this world.
You have the real ability to wake up tomorrow and choose to exist. And for whatever reason you choose. Use it. Ghosts and monsters and cryptids are powerful, just like you are, even when you don’t feel like it. They have a place in our human world, just like you do. You make this world interesting and important.
You are part of this world, you are real, and you are not alone.
The horror community is one of acceptance, diversity, creativity and passion. In these times, it needs to be. We need to rely on each other. We need to cultivate and protect each other, as much as we need to protect ourselves.
And it looks like I’ll be coming out of my own cryptid hovel I’ve spent the past few years in to remind you that. My job isn’t done. Not by a longshot. And neither is yours.
You exist to me. Today, tomorrow, and forever.
Be safe out there, friends.
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🎥 Monstrous Movie Mayhem
Bram Stoker’s Dracula 4K
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Christine 4K
Rev up your engines for John Carpenter’s killer car classic! This 4K edition will have you gripping your steering wheel in terror as the demonic Plymouth Fury wreaks havoc.
Akira Blu-ray
Experience the mind-bending anime masterpiece that redefined the genre. Prepare for a psychedelic journey through Neo-Tokyo that’ll leave you questioning reality!
Underworld Ultimate Collection Blu-ray
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Resident Evil Steelbook
For the true RE fanatics, this gorgeous steelbook edition is a must-have for your collection. It’s so shiny, you can see the T-virus reflected in it!
Doctor Who Complete David Tennant Blu-ray
Okay, it’s not strictly horror, but who can resist the Weeping Angels? Join the Tenth Doctor on his time-traveling adventures and prepare for some serious sci-fi scares!
Evil Dead Blu-ray
Groovy, baby! Sam Raimi’s cult classic will have you laughing and screaming in equal measure. Remember, this is your boom stick!
Scream (2022) Steelbook
The slasher franchise that knows the rules is back with a vengeance! This meta-horror masterpiece will have you guessing who’s behind the Ghostface mask.
Leviathan 4K UHD Blu-ray
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📚 Bone-Chilling Books and Comics
Terrifier 2 BOOK by Tim Waggoner
Can’t get enough of Art the Clown? This novelization of the splatter sensation will paint vivid, gory pictures in your mind. Sleep tight!
The Simpsons Treehouse of Horror Ominous Omnibus Vol. 3
D’oh-n’t miss out on this collection of spooky Simpsons stories! It’s the perfect way to celebrate Halloween in Springfield all year round.
The Dead Zone by Stephen King
Dive into one of King’s classic tales of psychic abilities and political intrigue. Johnny Smith’s visions will keep you on the edge of your seat!
🎮 Ghoulish Games and Collectibles
Halloween and Ash vs Evil Dead PS5
Double the horror, double the fun! Face off against Michael Myers and the Deadites in this terrifying two-pack of asymmetrical multiplayer games.
Alone in the Dark Xbox Series X
Return to Derceto Manor in this reimagining of the survival horror classic. Just remember, in the dark, you’re never truly alone…
Chucky Funko Pop
Add everyone’s favorite Good Guy doll to your collection! Just don’t turn your back on him, or you might regret it…
Harry Potter LEGO Hogwarts
Who can resist the allure of a magical and/or haunted castle? Build your own magical world and watch out for those Dementors!
🎬 The Final Cut
There you have it, horror hounds! These Black Friday deals are so good, it’s scary. Whether you’re into classic monsters, modern slashers, or cosmic horrors, Amazon’s got something to make your dark heart skip a beat.
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Remember, in the world of horror, the only thing scarier than missing out on these deals is paying full price! Happy haunting, and may your Black Friday be filled with delightful frights! 🎃👻🔪
