
Revisiting Hemlock Grove
Recently, I went back to rewatch Hemlock Grove and realized that even after three years I’m still salty about it. April 19 is the anniversary of the release of the first season of Hemlock Grove and all its wasted potential. From the ridiculous CGI wolf in the finale to the incest demon baby, the whole thing is like a bad Thanksgiving dinner where everyone gets sick after Uncle Charlie’s experimental cooking. Although it’s developed a minor cult following, Hemlock Grove is an extremely obscure, underrated/dumpster fire of a series that many people either hate or have never heard of.
The series is an adaptation of Brian McGreevy’s novel of the same name, “Hemlock Grove”. I’m going to be blunt and just admit that I hate the book. It’s like reading an outline of a novel rather than an actual novel. I personally don’t believe McGreevy is very skilled as an author. Most of his work resides in television and it shows itself in the three novels that he’s written. His literary works, including “Hemlock Grove”, feel undeveloped and without much emotion. Although, in a strange way, the series matches it perfectly.
*For anyone interested, McGreevy has two companion works to “Hemlock Grove.” A spin-off prequel about the character Destiny titled “Desire” and a graphic novel set a few years earlier titled “Hemlock Grove: Reflections On The Motive Power of Fire.”

Watchability aside, the story is unique. A plot straight from Grimm’s Fairytales full of colorful characters. There’s a handsome Romani werewolf, a family of beautiful Romanian vampires, a religious alcoholic assassin, and a Victor Frankenstein knockoff. They all come together in Hemlock Grove, a quiet town that becomes the setting for a series of brutal murders.
What went wrong
Hemlock Grove is one of those shows that only works if you never take it seriously. Which is what too many people did. The show is as terrible as it is terrific, The Room of horror TV. (Just kidding, it’s not that bad). The pacing is off, the dialogue is clunky, character dynamics are either awkward or too sexual. The two main leads act more like lovers than unlikely BFFs. Then there’s the mixed bag of subplots that’s about as consistent as an ultimate supermax bag of trail mix. You reach in, hoping for an M&M, only to grab a peanut instead. I believe a lot of this has to do with Eli Roth, the executive producer of the series.
A member of the “Splat Pack”, Roth is a director most known for controversial films that take great joy in creatively and violently bludgeoning their characters. A detail he carried over into Hemlock Grove. The series is so creative in its execution that it forgets what to do with everything else.

There are incredible themes taking place in this series that fall flat by the finale. The first season featured a violent metaphor for female sexuality that blows over way too quickly. Another is life’s revolving door, how the past always comes back to us. The blood connection between mains Peter and Roman as they’re distantly related through Olivia Godfrey that fades away after Season 2 as if it never existed.
Better than its credited for
Despite all that, Hemlock Grove should’ve gotten the attention that is deserved. Especially in a world where Jason Takes Manhattan and Leprechaun are worshiped just for sucking so spectacularly. The werewolf story alone makes it worth your time. After years of sad hairy sacks of misery that hate the moon and cry about being monsters, Peter Rumancek is a standout among wolfman. The wolves in this series are beautiful. They’re more purely animalistic than anything seen in Ginger Snaps, The Wolfman, or Underworld.

People should give this a second chance. Just for a chance to enjoy how bizarre it is. Once you look past the bad, the show actually has some pleasant things to say, but let’s just pretend that it ended after Season 1. Getting a renewal was nothing but the kiss of death for this show.
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Book Reviews
A Stellar Debut Novel, We Used To Live Here
Imagine this. Youâre home alone, waiting for your partner to return, when you hear a knock on your door. You answer it to see a family of five, bundled up against the cold. The father, a kindly older gentleman, explains that he used to live in this house as a boy. And he would love to show it to his family.
Do not let them in.
The story
Released in June 2024, We Used To Live Here is author Marcus Kliewer’s debut novel. It tells the story of Eve, who just purchased a beautiful house with her partner, Charlie. Their plan is to flip the house and sell it.
One night, while waiting for Charlie to come home, Eve is surprised by a knock at the door. Itâs a man named Thomas Faust and his family.
Thomas explains that he grew up in the house and hasnât been in the area in years. Would Eve let them in so that he can show the home to his children?
Against her better judgment, Eve lets them in. She regrets this almost at once when Thomas’s daughter vanishes somewhere into the house.
What worked
I always appreciate a book that allows you to play along with the mystery. And this book does that better than just about any other I’ve seen.
Pay close attention to the chapters, to the words that aren’t there. To everything about this novel.
This is mostly down to Kliewer. This is ultimately his work of art. But the production value is also fantastic. I don’t want to ruin the multiple mysteries, so I’ll just say this. There are clues in this book that require some specific artistic choices in the page layouts in this book. And I loved that.
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We Used To Live Here is also the kind of story that makes you question everything right along with the main character, Eve. Eve is a great main character. But she might be an unreliable narrator. She might be experiencing every single horror described, exactly as it’s described. Or, she might be having a psychotic breakdown. Through most of the book, we can’t be sure. And that is so much fun.
Finally, the weather plays a large part in this story. There are several stories in which the weather or the land itself could be considered a character. Even an antagonist. This is certainly one. The winter storm is the thing that traps the family in the house with Eve. It also makes escaping the home difficult. Reading this book during the winter was especially impactful. Most of us know what it feels like to be shut in by a storm. I’ve personally lived through some of those storms that are just referred to by their year, as though they were impactful enough to claim the whole 365 days for themself. And that was with people I liked. Imagine what it would feel like with strangers. It’s a staggering thought and one that we explore in depth in this book.
In the end, We Used To Live Here is a fantastic book. Itâs the sort of story that sneaks into your brain and puts down roots. And if this is just the first book weâre getting from Kliewer, I canât wait to see what else he comes up with.

Book Reviews
Exploring real terror with The House of My Mother
As a disclaimer, this is a review of The House of My Mother from a critical perspective. I will not be discussing my opinions of the legal case against Ruby Franke and Jody Hildebrandt. I will be discussing the merits of the book as a work of true crime alone.
In 2015, Ruby Franke started a YouTube channel called 8 Passengers. In August of 2023, Franke and her business associate Jodi Hildebrandt were arrested for, and later plead guilty to, charges of aggravated child abuse. And in January of this year, Shari Franke told her story in The House of My Mother.
The story
The House of My Mother is the true story of Shari Franke, the oldest child of one of the most famous family vlogger families.
As a child, Shari came to the conclusion that her mother didnât like her. Soon, she began to fear her motherâs anger.
Things got significantly worse when Ruby started their family vlog. All of the families most intimate moments were splashed across the internet for anyone to watch. This became a living nightmare for Shari.
Of course, that was only the start of the family nightmare. Because Ruby was about to meet someone who would reinforce all of the darkest parts of herself.
Eventually Shari manages to escape her home. But her younger siblings were still in her motherâs clutches. She had to save them, and her father, from the monster her mother had become.
What worked
Through the book, Shari only ever mentions the name of one of her siblings, Chad. This is because Chad is the only of her siblings that is an adult at the time of the publication.
There are children involved in this story. Children whoâs lives and privacy have already been damaged. Shari didnât want to do that to them again, and neither do I.
It probably wonât surprise you that this book is full of upsetting details. But not in the way you might imagine.
Nowhere in this book will you find gory details about the abuse the Franke kids suffered. And I consider that a good thing. Those sort of details are all fun and games when weâre talking fiction. When itâs real kids who are really living with the damage, itâs not a good time.
What youâll find instead is a slew of more emotionally devastating moments. One that stuck with me is when Rubyâs mother gives her a pair of silk pajamas as a gift after Ruby gave birth to one of her babies. Shari asks Ruby if sheâd bring her silk pajamas when she had a baby. Ruby responds that yes, when Shari becomes a mother they can be friends.
What a lovely way to make a little girl feel like sheâs not worth anything unless she reproduces. And, if she does decide to have children, who is going to bring her silk pajamas?
In the end, this isnât a story about ghosts or demons. Itâs not about a serial killer waiting on a playground or in the attic of an unsuspecting family. Instead, this is a story about things that really keep us up at night. Itâs the story of a woman so obsessed with perfection that she drove away her eldest daughter. The story of a young woman whoâs forced to watch from afar as her beloved brothers and sisters are terrorized and abandoned. These are the sorts of things that really keep us up at night. These are the real nightmares.
More than that, though, The House of My Mother is a story of survival. Itâs about a family that was ripped apart and somehow managed to stitch itself back together again. Itâs about a brave young woman who managed to keep herself safe and sane in the face of a nightmare. If you havenât read it yet, I canât recommend it enough.
For more like this, check out my review of Shiny Happy People.

Book Reviews
Book Review of Boreal: an Anthology of Taiga Horror

Boreal: an Anthology of Taiga Horror is a collection of twenty-two haunting tales that dwell in the deepest darkest woods and frozen wastelands, edited by Katherine Silva and including Haunted MTLâs very own Daphne Fauber. Each story has even been gifted with its very own poster, hinting at the horrors to be found within it, bestowing a beautiful visual collection as well.
The tales are varied and touch upon the environment in new and different ways, each hearkening to a sort of epiphany or raised awareness. These stories exude both dread and wonder at the smallness of our human existence in contrast to the sacred world we have isolated from, sheltering ourselves in our comfortable houses with centralized heat and everything we could possibly need or want at the ready. The taiga becomes a sanctuary outside of our own dulled awarenesses. It is a holy place imbued with powers beyond mortal human reach, a wilderness that threatens to swallow us â both whole and bit by bit, simultaneously.
The protagonists enter into this realm through ritual, superstition, longing, stubbornness, and their own hubris â yearning to survive its dangers, and to make their own marks upon it. The starkness of their surroundings harbors delicate moments that would be all too easily missed if not deliberately sought or pointed out. The softness of fur, the dappled sunlight shining through trees, the hazy clouds of breath forming in crisp air, the brittleness of bleached bone… those quiet experiences that beg to be forgotten, to lay safely sleeping just below the frozen surface, awaiting spring.
There are those who followed in the footsteps of their predecessors, seeking to escape the constraints of their parentâs and eldersâ indoctrination, traditions, madness, and abuse, yearning to find their own way despite also being inextricably bound to their own pasts. There are those who just wanted to go for a walk in the woods, and remained forever changed by what they experienced. There are those who wished to impose their will upon the wilderness, their order falling to disarray, unable to make lasting impact. There are those who sought to leave behind the world of mankind, looking for oneness in the natural order of things through isolation, leaving a bit of themselves behind after being consumed by the terrors they encountered. There are those who truly found communion with the woods, became one with its wildness, and invited its spirit into their hearts to find peace, even at cost of their own lives. And then, there are the spirits themselvesâŠ

All in all, I give Boreal: an Anthology of Taiga Horror 3.0 Cthulhus. I love existential angst so I found it to be an enjoyable read, and I appreciated the myriad manners in which the biome was explored. But there were points in which I found myself struggling to follow along, as if the words were swept up into their own wilds in ways that alienated myself as reader, as if my mere voyeurism into this otherworldly place was not enough to comprehend the subtle deviations in storytelling mannerisms fully. I suppose in some sense this seems appropriate, but at the same time, it left me feeling a bit unfulfilled, as if I had missed a spiritual connection that should have resonated more deeply.