We open this episode with a drunk Eric, after he’s drained Sookie’s fairy godmother Claudine. We’ve never seen a vampire drink ALL of a fairy before. Eric is flirting and pinching Sookie’s butt, drunk as a skunk. We now know the true, full effects of fairy blood for a vampire.
Eric runs away, insisting that he will walk in the sun now. It is now daytime and Sookie is understandably worried that Eric is out in the sun. She enlists Alcide’s help to track him down. Alcide morphs into a wolf and tracks the scent. The pair happen upon Eric swimming in a pond in broad daylight. As the three discuss taking Eric back, he begins to burn. They give him a blanket to cover himself with and get him to run home.
Sookie gets Eric secure in the cubby in her home. Alcide asks how safe it is to be keeping Eric there, but Sookie dismisses him.
Alcide returns home and tells Debbie about helping Sookie find Eric.
Sookie goes back down into the cubby to check on Eric and he makes a move on her. They are about to kiss when the doorbell rings. It is Bill, showing up to demand a search on her house. Sookie convinces him that she has never lied to him and will be betrayed if he searches her home without her consent. Bill yields and leaves.
Jason is still being raped by the women of the Felton family. The youngest member of the family comes in, and Jason draws a hard line. She is a child and a virgin. He convinces her to free him and he escapes. Jason is injured and trying to get away, but Felton comes after him once discovering he is gone. Jason hides in a tree and when the panther is right below him, he stabs him with a spear. Felton is no more.
Crystal soon comes running up and praises Jason. She says now they can truly be together the way they wanted. Jason tells her to turn back around and leave him alone forever. She lets Jason go. He stumbles through the woods until he happens upon a winding road. He collapses.
Jessica and Hoyt happen to be driving and pull over at the sign of a man in the road. When they realize it is Jason, Jessica feeds him her blood to heal him.
Maxine comes into Merlotte’s looking for Tommy. She confronts Sam, accusing him of hurting Tommy. Sam still knows the secret that Tommy was going to exploit Maxine and take the money for the natural gas on her property. Maxine does not know this. Sam figures Tommy skipped town and promises Maxine he didn’t hurt him.
We see Tommy return to his mother, who says she left Joe Lee. Tommy tells her about how he’s learning to read and she praises him highly. Things take a turn when Tommy realizes his mother was lying about leaving Joe Lee. Joe Lee wraps a chain around Tommy’s neck, choking him, and vows that he will never escape again. The pair intend to throw Tommy back in the dog fighting ring.
Sam pays Luna a surprise visit at her home and gets to meet her daughter.
Marlene, Jesus, Lafayette, and Tara search for answers on how to reverse the spell on Eric. We see Marlene have a vision/dream of a witch being burned. It seems like this may be the spirit inhabiting her body. The crew finds a spell to use when a book falls off a shelf.
They are performing the ritual out in the woods with Pam when Pam gets angry and interrupts. Marnie is inhabited by the spirit and casts a spell on Pam that makes her skin age and Pam runs from the ritual.
Bill and Portia visit Andy and their grandmother. They are looking through photo albums and the family bible when Bill realizes he is Portia’s great-great-great-great grandfather. Well, that’s awkward.
We are seeing things really ramp up in this episode, and I can’t wait to see how Jason, Tommy, and Eric get out of their situations.
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The Last Drive-In Valentine’s Day Special Live Watch Party February 10th!
The sweet putrid stench of love lingers through the air which can only mean one thing…Valentine’s Day and its annoying little winged cherub, Cupid, is fast approaching. Soon, partners will be spoiling one another with extravagant bouquets of roses, heartfelt Hallmark cards, obnoxiously large teddy bears, glistening diamond jewelry, and heart-shaped candies or boxes filled with assorted mediocre chocolates. You know? Normal things couples do. I tend to prefer my chocolate boxes filled with bleeding hearts, à la ‘My Bloody Valentine’ but, beggars can’t be choosers, right? All jokes aside, Valentine’s Day is special for many couples, however, there are also many others who find themselves celebrating this day without a significant other. Luckily, Shudder, along with drive-in king Joe Bob Briggs and co-host Darcy the Mail Girl (Diana Prince) will graciously be keeping us lonely mutants’, and yes, all you horror fanatic couples’ company on Friday, February 10th as they return with The Last Drive-In Valentine’s Day Special, premiering live at 9pm EST.
Love Spells Abound…
Back in 2021, Joe Bob and Darcy invited us to a gruesomely passionate night of spell-binding love witches and animatronic dinosaurs infused with teenage human brains during The Last Drive-In: Joe Bob Put a Spell on You. Many, including myself, were introduced to the tantalizing 70’s inspired retro throwback ‘The Love Witch’ and the graphically goofy cult classic ‘Tammy and the T-Rex’, providing the perfect viewing pleasure to mend any broken heart. While the two films for this year’s morbid love-induced special have yet to be announced, we here at HauntedMTL are eagerly awaiting the return of the ghoulish duo. As is tradition, we will be proudly hosting a watch party on Twitter during the live broadcasting of The Last Drive-In Valentine’s Day Special. Be sure to follow us on Twitter and tag us @hauntedMTL as well as @shudder, @therealjoebob, and @kinky_horror to partake in this night of unholy love.
What started off as a one-time special premiering on Shudder July 13, 2018, ‘The Last Drive- In’ was originally meant to be Brigg’s swan song; one last special before hanging up the bolo tie in retirement. However, due to so many mutants, excuse me…viewers tuning in and breaking the Shudder servers, it was only natural to announce an official full season of ‘The Last Drive-In‘, which would make its explosive debut March 19, 2019. Since then, Darcy and Briggs have spawned many exclusive holiday specials, have graciously donated to many charities within the community, and have accumulated 4 seasons of ‘The Last Drive-In’, with a fifth currently in production premiering on Shudder’s 2023 schedule sometime this year, let’s hope sooner rather than later.
Horror Noire, a Film Review
Horror Noire is a horror collection that includes “Daddy,” “The Lake,” “Brand of Evil,” “Bride Before You,” “Fugue State,” and “Sundown.”
Horror Noire is a horror collection brought by the combined efforts of AMC+ and Shudder. The collection includes “Daddy,” “The Lake,” “Brand of Evil,” “Bride Before You,” “Fugue State,” and “Sundown.” Horror Noire boasts Black directors and screenwriters, providing six unique stories.
As this collection explores six stories, I will skip the usual synopsis to assess the genres and ideas explored, albeit limited as needed. Expect to find supernatural horror, creature features, and psychological thrillers. Many short films deal with these genres while exploring Black issues, but this isn’t universal for the collection.
The directors and writers include Zandashé Brown, Robin Givens, Rob Greenlea, Kimani Ray Smith, Steven Barnes, Ezra Clayton Daniels, Tananarive Due, Shernold Edwards, Victor LaValle, and Al Letson.
What I Like
Each story remains unique, holding different strengths and weaknesses that highlight drastically different perspectives. Collections like VHS hold a similar premise to create their collection, but Horror Noire gives more creative freedom to its talent to be independent.
My personal favorite short film is Zandashé Brown’s “Bride Before You.” This period piece unravels a fable set in the Reconstruction Era. The entry feels Fabulistic in approach, which happens to be my preferred niche.
However, the best example of horror goes to Robin Givens’ “Daddy,” providing an existential horror tied directly to the characters involved.
What I Dislike
As mentioned, all have a particular style and idea. The downside of this approach always remains to keep the viewer interested long enough to find their favorite. If you find several underwhelming choices, this becomes a chore. But I imagine that is rare as the variety makes the options refreshing.
Personally, “Brand of Evil” had an interesting premise, but the execution fell short. On paper, it might have sounded like my favorite, which makes the lackluster execution a bigger letdown.
Horror Noire gives power and control to Black creators, providing a formula for a unique collection against others in the space. While the various subjects and approaches mean you aren’t likely to love them all, there should be a short film for everyone.
(3.5 / 5)
Episode six of Netflix’s Dahmer was not, honestly about our title character. Instead, it was about one of his victims, a man named Tony. We’ve actually seen Tony a few times during this series. We just didn’t know it was him.
And, well, he wasn’t exactly alive the first time we saw him.
Tony was born into a supportive, loving family. This is good because soon after he was born a viral infection took his hearing. He is black, deaf, and gay in the early 90’s.
Tony has a dream of becoming a model. And he certainly has the looks for it. He is beautiful, body and soul. He has lots of opportunities for romance, but it’s not what he’s looking for. He wants a real relationship.
Eventually Tony moves to Madison, trying to pursue his dream. He gets a job and starts getting modeling work.
Then, he meets Jeff Dahmer at a bar.
At first, we can almost believe that it’s going to be alright. Jeff seems happy. He’s taking care of himself. He’s not drinking as much. He even has his dad and stepmom over for dinner. It seems like his life is getting on track. Even better, he’s treating Tony right.
Then, of course, things go bad.
One thing that has always bothered me as a true crime fan is that we know so much about the killers, but not as much about the victims. Not so much if we don’t know who the killer is, of course. But the names that are part of our pop culture are those of the killers. Dahmer, Manson, Jones, Bundy, Holms. The names we don’t know are Roberta Parks, Beth LaBiancas, Leno LaBiancas, and Tony Hughes. And clearly, we should know them.
If Tony Hughes was half the shining, positive person that the show Dahmer made him out to be, I’m so sad that he isn’t with us anymore. We need so many more people like him. And many of Dahmer’s victims were likely just like him. After all, he was attracted to them for a reason.
This was a significant episode, and I understand why it’s the highest-rated episode of the series. I finished it with a heavy heart, saddened by the loss of a man who should still be with us today.(5 / 5)