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Let’s just jump into it! Here are some interesting ideas for future installments in the Friday the 13th franchise.  Obviously, I could have come up with 13 ideas, but I’m not a gimmicky bastard.  I repeat:  Here are 7 ideas, not 13.  You’ll read them and you’ll like them, damn it.  

1.  Give Jason’s Mom More Screentime!

The original Friday the 13th film’s character of Mrs. Pamela Voorhees (Betsy Palmer) certainly made an impact.  In fact, in that film, she was actually the big splash, with Jason largely being a mere ripple, or at most a dream.  Still, an argument can be made that, perhaps, Jason has stolen the show a bit too much.  
Sure, we have caught brief glimpses of Jason’s mom here and there, with her being played and voiced by different people in brief scenes (Marilyn Poucher, Paula Shaw, Nana Visitor, Kathleen Garrett, etc.), but Pamela Voorhees could probably return.  Hey, if they put Jason in space, why not find creative ways to bring back his mom?  

2.  Expand on the Concepts In ‘Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday’ (1993)

Not everyone likes this movie, and it’s not too difficult to understand why.  It definitely has some baffling moments and the Jason myth is expanded in some weird-ass ways.  Still, this movie does have its fans, and there was a lot of “retconning” going on with this installment, leaving plenty of gaps between ideas in previous films and this one.  Of course, Jason returned from Hell to fight Freddy Krueger, but even that could obviously be retconned.  

The point is, this might be a bad idea, but some really adventurous writer might try to do a special follow-up to this story.  In fact, this film has an odd moment with the Necronomicon, which I always assumed was somehow linked to Jason’s powers.  Were Mr. and/or Mrs. Voorhees involved in “Evil Dead”-style spells, somehow invoking a special curse involving Jason?  A film exploring this concept would probably be terrible, but there’s still something bold about someone willing to explore this greater Voorhees universe.  

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3.  Humanizing Jason (and Piss Off Certain Fans?)

Yes, Jason has already been humanized at various points in the Friday the 13th franchise.  In fact, in Part 2 he almost seems like an ordinary guy, and possibly even some deranged redneck.  Also, in the 2009 reboot, Jason sort of went back to those roots, even setting up boobytraps and such.  However, I like the idea of being bold, even if it might piss off the fans.  I’m talking about an almost genre-defying, intelligent, deliberative Jason, who might even be capable of talking and stuff!

I know, I know, this will instantly piss off many fans.  However, it’s not as crazy as you might think.  In the first film, you know what is strongly implied several times?  Jason could talk!  Yes, I am not imagining things.  Pamela Voorhees repeatedly flashes back to a young Jason calling out for help.  Now, maybe she was being crazy and just fantasizing about Jason’s ability to speak, but I don’t know.  She might have been crazy, but it seems like she wouldn’t randomly attribute speaking ability to her mute son.  Also, if you think I’m full of shit, go ahead and remind yourself about this moment with this clip:

So, interestingly, when people tell you the filmmakers flopped in Jason Goes to Hell” for making Jason speak, you can actually correct them and say, “Well, actually, Jason had spoken before that” (you don’t have to say, in a stewing rage, “Jason actually cried for help, you ignorant sonofabitch!”)  On that note, it would be interesting to witness the moment Jason vowed to make sure no one would survive Camp Crystal Lake ever again.  While a talkative Jason might not represent the Jason most people know, smarty-pants fans like myself can have the added bonus of saying “Well, actually…”

4.  Final Girls Team Up with Tommy Jarvis to Take on Jason

This one seems like a no-brainer, especially when more fans would be on board with it than some of the crappier ideas I’ve presented here.  In the final encounter between Jason and these various survivors, who would doubt that Jason would have a serious fight on his hands?  Hell, you could even through in a few new survivors, if you wish to keep things fresh.  The potential seems inherent.  Tommy Jarvis (Corey Feldman/John Shepherd/Thom Mathews) has sort of been the John Connor of the Friday the 13th franchise.  At the very least, imagine if he teamed up with the series’ Carrie character, Tina Shepard (Lar Park Lincoln)!  

5.  A More Water-Based Jason

This idea isn’t entirely new.  Obviously, Jason has spent plenty of time in the water.  We’ve seen him jump out of the water, pull people under the water, emerge from the lake while clasping Fred Krueger’s (Robert Englund) severed head, and oddly get melted into a non-deformed little boy in swim trunks (Timothy Burr Mirkovich) by toxic waste.  However, I think a daring writer could get even more creative with it.  I mean obnoxiously and stupidly so.  

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What if Jason becomes more of a water elemental/ghost-like entity?  Bad idea city, right?  Maybe so, but it’s really no worse (and possibly better) than sending Jason Voorhees into goddamn outer space!  The point is, the story element is already there, with Jason already around the lake hoping to drive the surviving campers out.  Imagine if he wasn’t even trying to swim across to them, but basically was the water.  It’s not so different from “Jason attacks from the water.”  It also makes him more spectral.  It may be a bad idea in most hands, but it seems like something that could work…but probably wouldn’t.  

6.  Jason Takes Manhattan…But More This Time?

I like Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan, but people often complain about it being “Jason on a boat” more than Jason in Manhattan.  Obviously, the excuse for the limited time in Manhattan was a limited budget.  While we do get some memorable NYC moments, it was not enough to pacify everyone.  What if that were to change, and Jason was retconned back into Manhattan?  Maybe they could have him be captured, much like they do in “Jason X,” and transported to a special research lab in Manhattan?  

Hell, the remake could even have nods to the original.  Maybe you could have Rennie (Jensen Daggett) return, just so Jason can take her under the water and try to drown her again.  After all, such a premise could never get old, right?  Maybe she got knocked on the head, received amnesia, and decides to go swimming to revitalize her memory…and then WHAMMO!, Jason’s got her by the leg and that old romantic just won’t let go!  Then she breaks free and decides to go to Manhattan to see a broadway show and Jason, that old rapscallion, happened to score some tickets and is ready to join her there, too.  (Obviously, I am making light of tragic situations, but you get the idea.)

7.  The Psychological Angle

Remember Part 5, which doesn’t even have a real Jason in it?  Of course, you do!  By that point, it seemed some people were fine with leaving the actual Jason hacked up, at the bottom of the lake, or wherever.  In fact, some people thought even the second Friday the 13th film was a bit out there.  A drowned kid returning for revenge?  How?  Well, part of the reason parts 1, 2, and 5 sort of work is obvious:  They all have a psychological angle to them, so people are less likely to sweat the small stuff like “Does this story and timeline really make sense?”  

 By applying just a bit of a psychological twist, one can make just about any idea seem somewhat deeper, even if only superficially.  Hell, even Part 7 has some of that going on.  The point is, some skilled craftsmen could perhaps get to work on a deeper, more psychologically rooted depiction of Jason Voorhees.  Maybe it’s good to avoid stereotypical Freudian stuff, but who knows?  Maybe that cigar isn’t just a cigar.  There are plenty of bizarre, twisted twists and turns to be made here.  

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Also, with how polished and refined some people are trying to be nowadays, the climate is perhaps just right to (even lazily) deliver freakish shocks and remind people what deeply disturbing stuff is actually buried beneath that hockey mask.  Was Jason abused as a child and made too psychologically dependent on his mother?  There’s a little bit of room to explore there, in the dark corners of the Voorheesian revenge motif.   Of course, you can always have Jason fight someone other than Freddy, like Mike Myers (and I don’t mean Austin Powers — though, after seeing Jason in space, having him actually fight Austin Powers wouldn’t be much of a stretch.  After all, in “Jason X” he did literally take on a fembot).

What are your thoughts on this list?  Would they help or ruin the Friday the 13th franchise?  Wouldn’t you see these movies either way?  Admit it:  You probably would, you hapless fool!  Jason has you by the non-literal balls and you don’t even want him to let go, do you?

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  1. Ashley

    April 12, 2021 at 7:06 pm

    Water elemental Jason is needed like yesterday. Go out! Go crazy. Worst case is you piss off fans (oh noooooooo) or you have something incredible.

    • Wade Wainio

      April 23, 2021 at 1:17 pm

      It would be interesting, and possibly even scary.

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Grave Encounters

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Released in 2011, Grave Encounters is one of the better-liked-found horror movies by both critics and horror fans alike. At least, that’s the opinion of the few who’ve seen it. For some reason, it’s not as well known as many others in the genre. So today, let’s spread awareness for this overlooked spooky gem.

The story

We begin our story with a TV executive, talking about an ill-fated reality show named Grave Encounters. He explains that everything went south during the taping of episode six. While the footage was retrieved, the ghost hunters were not. Our TV executive assures us that what we are about to see is not a movie, and has only been cut for time.

We then dive into the footage collected from episode six. The ghost-hunting team will spend the night in an old mental hospital called Collingwood Psychiatric Hospital.

During the night, the team does see a few eerie things. A door slams shut. A wheelchair moves on its own. Fairly standard ghost-hunting fair.

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The real horror starts when the team isn’t released from the hospital in the morning. Because morning doesn’t come. The sun doesn’t rise and the doors don’t open to the outside world. Lance, TC, Sasha, Matt and Houston are all trapped inside an ever-changing hospital, with the patients who remain even in death.

Alex Timmer in Grave Encounters.

What worked

The first thing I want to talk about, and the part that attracted me to the film in the first place, is the parody element. Fans of ghost-hunting shows like Ghost Hunters will recognize many of the same elements. The title even has a very similar font. As someone who loves a good ghost hunt, but often finds that these shows take themselves a little too seriously, this was quite enjoyable.

Another thing I loved about Grave Encounters was the effects. The ghosts were shocking, not just the first time we saw them but every time. This is even more impressive when we remember that this movie had a budget of $120,000. The creators taught themselves how to do these effects, and most of them are practical, not CGI. This would have been impressive if the effects were just passible. And they were far more than that.

Finally, I want to talk about the character development. We start the film without much sympathy for our characters. Especially Lance. Lance was so punchable at first. He was flippant about others’ pain. He was clear that he’d make up evidence if he couldn’t find any. And he didn’t seem too interested in listening to his team.

Sean Rogerson in Grave Encounters.

By the end of the movie, though, we care about him and the rest of the team. And it takes so little time for us to change our minds. We see TC talk to his daughter, and realize he’s never going to get home to her. We see Sasha care about the people lost in the hospital. We see Lance protect Sasha and the rest of his team. We see that these people, as willing as they are to financially benefit from other people’s pain, actually do care about each other. No one is a coward. No one is leaving people behind. That’s admirable. And that makes me give a damn about them.

What didn’t work

All that being said, it wasn’t a perfect movie. To start with, there are some questions we don’t get answers to. And not in an acceptable way. It’s okay that we don’t know what really happens in the end. It’s okay that we don’t know how the spirits manipulate time. It’s not okay that one character is simply eaten by fog. That scene, close to the end, just felt lazy.

I will also say that some of the acting wasn’t great. Especially from Sasha, played by Ashleigh Gryzko. I won’t say she was terrible. But her acting was overdone. She was also a bit of a scream queen. We didn’t learn much about Sasha, except that she’s the token girl. Her character could have been fleshed out a bit more.

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Overall, Grave Encounters is a great film. Whether you’re a fan of found footage, ghost hunting, or just spooky stories well told, this is one to put on your TBW list sooner rather than later.

For Haunted MTL, this is Nicole signing off.

4.5 out of 5 stars (4.5 / 5)

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Agatha All Along, If I Can’t Reach You Let My Song Teach You

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Episode four of Agatha All Along started on a sad note and ended on a shocking reveal. Can we really ask for anything more?

The story

We begin this episode, as mentioned, at the graveside of poor Sharon. She’s the first to pass away on The Road, but I’ll be quite surprised if she’s the last.

It’s one thing to have died. But it’s quite another to have died surrounded by people who don’t really care and won’t really mourn you.

After that, we continue down The Road to find another house. This one appears to be familiar to Alice. She tries to turn around and go the other way, but The Road won’t let her escape that easy.

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Patti LuPone, Kathryn Hahn, Ali Ahn, Sasheer Zamata and Joe Locke in Agatha All Along.

What they find inside is the home Alice shared with her mother. They also find a record of Alice’s mother’s version of the Ballad. After the coven starts experiencing Alice’s family curse, they realize the only way out is to sing The Ballad that can protect them. One that’s been protecting Alice for most of her life.

They do escape the house, but not unscathed. Teen is badly injured. And we see another side of Agatha. Maybe even one she didn’t know she had.

What worked

This aspect shocked me, but Agatha is a good team leader. This is undercut because we all know she doesn’t care about her team. But twice now she has stepped in and helped when a member of the coven was struggling. She didn’t do it with love but with honesty. And sometimes that’s what we need.

Another thing I want to draw attention to is the sexual tension between Agatha and Rio. However, they’re doing a fine job drawing attention to it themselves.

It is killing me.

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Kathryn Hahn and Aubrey Plaza in Agatha All Along.

There is so much history between these two characters that we just don’t know yet. But we want to know. This is one of the biggest drives to watch the next episode, at least for me. While at first, it seemed like Agatha was to blame for their riff, it appears after this episode that it might have been Rio. Or, frankly, it might have been both of them. All I know is that I am constantly reminded of Rio’s question to Agatha from the first episode.

“Do you remember why you hate me?”

Finally, I thought the 70’s vibe of this episode was very fun. I especially liked the camera shots that were quite reminiscent of old 70’s show. The split screens, the quick gasp shots. It reminded me of Scooby Doo and Jabber Jaw in the best way.

What didn’t work

I don’t have much negative to say about this episode. The only real complaint I have is that I didn’t like this new version of The Ballad. It’s fine, but it isn’t nearly as cool as the first.

All in all, this was a great episode. I have so many questions about Teen, about Rio, and about what The Road has in store for the rest of them. And I can’t wait to see what’s next.

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4.5 out of 5 stars (4.5 / 5)

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Evil: “A is for Angel” (S2E2)

“A is for Angel” is an episode of the supernatural drama, Evil. The assessors investigate a potential angelic possession.

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“A is for Angel” is an episode of the supernatural drama, Evil, created by Michelle King and Robert King. The central cast includes Katja Herbers, Mike Colter, Aasif Mandvi, Michael Emerson, Christine Lahti, and Andrea Martin. It originally aired under CBS before moving to Paramount+. As of this review, it’s available through Netflix and Paramount+ and its add-ons.

The assessors investigate a potential angelic possession. David (Mike Colter) meets a helpful nun (Andrea Martin as Sister Andrea). Kristen (Katja Herbers) talks to the police. Sheryl (Christine Lahti) takes out her frustration on someone who deserves it. Leland (Michael Emerson) makes a haunting confession.

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Archange Michael, apparently

What I Like about Evil: “A is for Angel”

While “A is for Angel” fears depicting a biblically accurate angel, it still evokes a haunting terror such angels evoke. Brandon J. Dirden’s Raymond/Archangel Michael provides an unsettling performance that directly comments or alludes to actions that angels take in the bible.

This episode introduces Sister Andrea, who will become a key character of the series, acting as a spiritual advisor and mentor to David specifically. She’s interesting enough to evoke lasting memorability, given more attention than debut characters in their introductory episodes.

Leland’s confession to David gets dark, revealing much of the personal relationship the two had before the series began. While nothing remains confirmed, and Leland clearly aims to antagonize David, David’s reaction suggests that some truthful admissions linger within the deception. However, it’s ultimately a viewer’s decision to weigh these claims.

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“A is for Angel” creates a rather terrifying dynamic that evokes a haunting narrative. Where the previous episode focused more on what comes next, “A is for Angel” dives into the horrific implications of the procedural plot.

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Tired Tropes and Triggers

As mentioned earlier, the procedural plot involves an angelic possession and some Old Testament godliness, which might upset some viewers. Some points suggest sexism and abuse, but little of this receives attention beyond the claim.

A character potentially murdered their wife, suggesting spousal abuse, but the reality of the situation seems blurred. Regardless, the victim tries to leave their abuser, which is a common source of abuse in domestic violence.

While nothing remains confirmed, a child molester apparently receives angelic punishment. The viewer takes the word of the angel’s supposed host on this claim, which hardly means an absolute confirmation.

Suicide, potentially assisted suicide, is another plot point alluded to in the episode. Little remains a proven fact, but the suggestion seems plausible considering what the viewer knows of the situation. As this remains the only confirmation, the claims seem interpretable.

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What I Dislike about Evil: “A is for Angel”

Again, “A is for Angel” puts a lot of focus on the horrifying concept of an angel but doesn’t try to depict a biblically accurate angel. Frankly, it’s a wasted opportunity, considering the haunting nature of their descriptions. Such descriptions rival that of Lovecraftian abomination in horrifying potential. It seems like a perfect opportunity for a show or film like Evil. Even as “A is for Angel” challenges the depictions, it hesitates to open its’ trillions of eyes to the opportunities available.

Leland allows the assessors into his home and leaves valuable evidence for the team to find. For such an intelligent character, these oversights seem uncharacteristic. Viewers might assume this frantic response is a ploy, but his reactions suggest otherwise.

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Final Thoughts

“A is for Angel” returns Evil to the horror roots that the previous episode hadn’t lingered on. The episode unravels some mysteries of the past that better contextualize relationships. If you’re eager for Old Testament godly intervention, this episode brings out a proper dose of it.
3 out of 5 stars (3 / 5)

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