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One thing I love in a story is when a strong friendship is central to the plot. Whether it’s Lord of the Rings or Scooby Doo, I think having character growth based on relationships with friends is a great choice. Bonus points if that friendship/friend group then has to go through a horrifying experience. Undead Girl Gang was pretty much exactly that: a group of teenage girls who team up to solve a series of murders at their high school. Oh, and three out of four of them are zombies. 

The zombies in Undead Girl Gang look scarier than these ones, but are nicer.

Zombies! Hell yeah! How does that happen?

Mila Flores is a young witch who is reeling from the mysterious suicide of her best friend, Riley. Not convinced that Riley committed suicide, Mila decides to take matters into her own hands. Using a creepy old book, she casts a spell to raise Riley from the dead, hoping that Riley will have information about her murderer. Things don’t go exactly as planned. Mila does resurrect Riley, but she also brings back June and Dayton, two overachieving bullies who also recently died. Unfortunately, Riley, Dayton, and June have no memories of the nights they were killed, making them pretty useless. And, to top it all off, they keep their fatal injuries, leaving them with gashes, decay, and broken necks that make them horrifying to look at. Hell bent on getting the truth, Mila, Riley, June, and Dayton set out to solve their own murders. 

This is basically Mila with her friends if the characters in The Craft actually liked each other.

Fun!

This book is really fun. One great choice Anderson made was to give this book a lighthearted tone. While yes, there are some dark moments where the dead girls grapple with their lost lives, the majority of the book is a comedy where Mila has to prevent the undead girls from terrorizing the town and deal with a motorcycle gang of older witches opposing what she’s done. The dialogue in the book was pretty realistic and not the annoying, stilted dialogue that we see when many authors try to write teens. This made the book very easy and compelling to read. 

Also basically Mila with her friends.

The real strength of the book is its characters. Riley and Mila act as foils to each other, but both grow and develop into their strengths. Seeing a strong friendship between girls at the heart of this book was wonderful. June and Dayton also realize the flaws in how they treated people and many of the well-meaning characters get called out for how their actions harmed others.

Unlike in CAOS, Mila’s reasons for resurrecting people made sense.

Later on, there’s a truly fantastic reveal of who the killer is, which literally made me say “oh damn!” I love it when books can elicit that reaction. To me, that reveal was furthered by the body horror element of the story, which was done surprisingly well. I still get a little shiver thinking about both the zombies and the curse placed upon the killer.

Here’s a hint as to what happens to them!

Finally, I also really appreciated the representation in this book. For one thing, the author treats Wicca, the religion that Mila follows, with a lot of respect where a lot of authors would have given it a much less nuanced treatment. The book is also Own Voices for the Mexican representation. Mila incorporates some of her Mexican heritage into her witchcraft and deals with being a minority in a majority-white town. Mila is also fat and accepting of her different body size. That is incredibly refreshing for me to see in a genre where fat people are often not treated very well, to say the least.

Solid treatment of witchcraft is one of the reasons I liked it.

Why not give it five Cthulus then?

Ultimately, the story was pretty predictable. The first person that the girls consider was obviously not the killer, and it doesn’t take a huge leap to figure out who the murderer actually is. At the same time, though, the motives for the actual murderer were not realistic in my mind. Their motives confused me a lot.  Because of that, I thought the pacing was a little bit off and that the killer’s explanation of their motives could have been explained a little more. 

The investigation part could have been shorter IMO.

Final Thoughts

I really enjoyed Undead Girl Gang. It was a fun, quick, spooky romp that is basically like if Heathers met The Evil Dead if the Deadites weren’t evil. It’s not too scary, but has a lot of body horror and existential elements. Personally, I would definitely read more horror comedy from this author.  I came out of it  wishing I was part of a zombie girl gang in real life. 

4 out of 5 stars (4 / 5)

'Failed' chiropracter turned wrassler. Now out of retirement to give this horror thing a twirl. '4'

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  1. northernplunder

    July 22, 2020 at 10:26 am

    omg i loved this review and its reminded me to be excited about this book again. definitely going to move it up my TBR pile 🙂 thank you

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A Stellar Debut Novel, We Used To Live Here

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Imagine this. You’re home alone, waiting for your partner to return, when you hear a knock on your door. You answer it to see a family of five, bundled up against the cold. The father, a kindly older gentleman, explains that he used to live in this house as a boy. And he would love to show it to his family.

Do not let them in.

The story

Released in June 2024, We Used To Live Here is author Marcus Kliewer’s debut novel. It tells the story of Eve, who just purchased a beautiful house with her partner, Charlie. Their plan is to flip the house and sell it.

One night, while waiting for Charlie to come home, Eve is surprised by a knock at the door. It’s a man named Thomas Faust and his family.

Thomas explains that he grew up in the house and hasn’t been in the area in years. Would Eve let them in so that he can show the home to his children?

Against her better judgment, Eve lets them in. She regrets this almost at once when Thomas’s daughter vanishes somewhere into the house.

What worked

I always appreciate a book that allows you to play along with the mystery. And this book does that better than just about any other I’ve seen.

Pay close attention to the chapters, to the words that aren’t there. To everything about this novel.

This is mostly down to Kliewer. This is ultimately his work of art. But the production value is also fantastic. I don’t want to ruin the multiple mysteries, so I’ll just say this. There are clues in this book that require some specific artistic choices in the page layouts in this book. And I loved that.

If you’d like to experience another horror book review, check out this one.

We Used To Live Here is also the kind of story that makes you question everything right along with the main character, Eve. Eve is a great main character. But she might be an unreliable narrator. She might be experiencing every single horror described, exactly as it’s described. Or, she might be having a psychotic breakdown. Through most of the book, we can’t be sure. And that is so much fun.

Finally, the weather plays a large part in this story. There are several stories in which the weather or the land itself could be considered a character. Even an antagonist. This is certainly one. The winter storm is the thing that traps the family in the house with Eve. It also makes escaping the home difficult. Reading this book during the winter was especially impactful. Most of us know what it feels like to be shut in by a storm. I’ve personally lived through some of those storms that are just referred to by their year, as though they were impactful enough to claim the whole 365 days for themself. And that was with people I liked. Imagine what it would feel like with strangers. It’s a staggering thought and one that we explore in depth in this book.

In the end, We Used To Live Here is a fantastic book. It’s the sort of story that sneaks into your brain and puts down roots. And if this is just the first book we’re getting from Kliewer, I can’t wait to see what else he comes up with.

5 out of 5 stars (5 / 5)
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Exploring real terror with The House of My Mother

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As a disclaimer, this is a review of The House of My Mother from a critical perspective. I will not be discussing my opinions of the legal case against Ruby Franke and Jody Hildebrandt. I will be discussing the merits of the book as a work of true crime alone.

In 2015, Ruby Franke started a YouTube channel called 8 Passengers. In August of 2023, Franke and her business associate Jodi Hildebrandt were arrested for, and later plead guilty to, charges of aggravated child abuse. And in January of this year, Shari Franke told her story in The House of My Mother.

The story

The House of My Mother is the true story of Shari Franke, the oldest child of one of the most famous family vlogger families.

As a child, Shari came to the conclusion that her mother didn’t like her. Soon, she began to fear her mother’s anger.

Things got significantly worse when Ruby started their family vlog. All of the families most intimate moments were splashed across the internet for anyone to watch. This became a living nightmare for Shari.

Of course, that was only the start of the family nightmare. Because Ruby was about to meet someone who would reinforce all of the darkest parts of herself.

Eventually Shari manages to escape her home. But her younger siblings were still in her mother’s clutches. She had to save them, and her father, from the monster her mother had become.

What worked

Through the book, Shari only ever mentions the name of one of her siblings, Chad. This is because Chad is the only of her siblings that is an adult at the time of the publication.

There are children involved in this story. Children who’s lives and privacy have already been damaged. Shari didn’t want to do that to them again, and neither do I.

It probably won’t surprise you that this book is full of upsetting details. But not in the way you might imagine.

Nowhere in this book will you find gory details about the abuse the Franke kids suffered. And I consider that a good thing. Those sort of details are all fun and games when we’re talking fiction. When it’s real kids who are really living with the damage, it’s not a good time.

What you’ll find instead is a slew of more emotionally devastating moments. One that stuck with me is when Ruby’s mother gives her a pair of silk pajamas as a gift after Ruby gave birth to one of her babies. Shari asks Ruby if she’d bring her silk pajamas when she had a baby. Ruby responds that yes, when Shari becomes a mother they can be friends.

What a lovely way to make a little girl feel like she’s not worth anything unless she reproduces. And, if she does decide to have children, who is going to bring her silk pajamas?

In the end, this isn’t a story about ghosts or demons. It’s not about a serial killer waiting on a playground or in the attic of an unsuspecting family. Instead, this is a story about things that really keep us up at night. It’s the story of a woman so obsessed with perfection that she drove away her eldest daughter. The story of a young woman who’s forced to watch from afar as her beloved brothers and sisters are terrorized and abandoned. These are the sorts of things that really keep us up at night. These are the real nightmares.

More than that, though, The House of My Mother is a story of survival. It’s about a family that was ripped apart and somehow managed to stitch itself back together again. It’s about a brave young woman who managed to keep herself safe and sane in the face of a nightmare. If you haven’t read it yet, I can’t recommend it enough.

For more like this, check out my review of Shiny Happy People.

5 out of 5 stars (5 / 5)
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Book Review of Boreal: an Anthology of Taiga Horror

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Boreal: an Anthology of Taiga Horror is a collection of twenty-two haunting tales that dwell in the deepest darkest woods and frozen wastelands, edited by Katherine Silva and including Haunted MTL’s very own Daphne FauberEach story has even been gifted with its very own poster, hinting at the horrors to be found within it, bestowing a beautiful visual collection as well.

The tales are varied and touch upon the environment in new and different ways, each hearkening to a sort of epiphany or raised awareness.  These stories exude both dread and wonder at the smallness of our human existence in contrast to the sacred world we have isolated from, sheltering ourselves in our comfortable houses with centralized heat and everything we could possibly need or want at the ready.  The taiga becomes a sanctuary outside of our own dulled awarenesses.  It is a holy place imbued with powers beyond mortal human reach, a wilderness that threatens to swallow us – both whole and bit by bit, simultaneously.

The protagonists enter into this realm through ritual, superstition, longing, stubbornness, and their own hubris – yearning to survive its dangers, and to make their own marks upon it.  The starkness of their surroundings harbors delicate moments that would be all too easily missed if not deliberately sought or pointed out.  The softness of fur, the dappled sunlight shining through trees, the hazy clouds of breath forming in crisp air, the brittleness of bleached bone… those quiet experiences that beg to be forgotten, to lay safely sleeping just below the frozen surface, awaiting spring.

There are those who followed in the footsteps of their predecessors, seeking to escape the constraints of their parent’s and elders’ indoctrination, traditions, madness, and abuse, yearning to find their own way despite also being inextricably bound to their own pasts.  There are those who just wanted to go for a walk in the woods, and remained forever changed by what they experienced.  There are those who wished to impose their will upon the wilderness, their order falling to disarray, unable to make lasting impact.  There are those who sought to leave behind the world of mankind, looking for oneness in the natural order of things through isolation, leaving a bit of themselves behind after being consumed by the terrors they encountered.  There are those who truly found communion with the woods, became one with its wildness, and invited its spirit into their hearts to find peace, even at cost of their own lives.  And then, there are the spirits themselves…

3 out of 5 stars (3 / 5)

All in all, I give Boreal: an Anthology of Taiga Horror 3.0 Cthulhus.  I love existential angst so I found it to be an enjoyable read, and I appreciated the myriad manners in which the biome was explored.  But there were points in which I found myself struggling to follow along, as if the words were swept up into their own wilds in ways that alienated myself as reader, as if my mere voyeurism into this otherworldly place was not enough to comprehend the subtle deviations in storytelling mannerisms fully.  I suppose in some sense this seems appropriate, but at the same time, it left me feeling a bit unfulfilled, as if I had missed a spiritual connection that should have resonated more deeply.

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