LTD: Local Gas Station Proprietor Concerned About Lack of Repeat Customers
Razor Hills, Montana – Arlen McGuirk, known to locals as “Old Man” McGuirk (62), has recently expressed concerns to…
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Dear Stabby: Pride Month Begins
Pride month begins with a bang as Stabby (and maybe world renowned author Brannyk) navigates the world of brunch and name changes.
Dear Stabby
This Dear Stabby we learn about dolls and what types there are and how to make over 300,000 by being your own boss! (Pyramid scheme details inside)
Dear Stabby – Love Difficulties
Today we learn about loving animals, fire, and people.
Dear Stabby
Welcome to our first installment of Dear Stabby! I have much experience solving the many problems of life. If…
LTD: Bloody Mary Accuses Candyman of Copyright Infringement
CHICAGO, Ill. — Long-standing urban legend Bloody Mary announced today that she is considering legal action against fellow folklore…
LTD: Overlook Hotel Offers COVID-19 Getaway Package
SIDEWINDER, Colo. — The Overlook Hotel, located in scenic Sidewinder, Colorado, announced today that it will be offering a…
LTD: Nintendo Warns Against Inviting Vampires to Your Animal Crossing Island
KYOTO, JAPAN — The wildly popular new game “Animal Crossing: New Horizons” allows players to create an island paradise,…
LTD: Miskatonic University Students Frustrated by Distance Learning
ARKHAM, Mass. — Miskatonic University, New England’s premier institution for studies of necromancy and the occult, has transitioned to…
LTD: Authorities Investigate Sasquatch Attack at Local Cryptid Attraction
SARASOTA, FL — Authorities are investigating an animal attraction located outside of Sarasota today after an unfortunate mauling incident….
LTD: Nation’s Horror Villains Prepare for Coronavirus Epidemic
HADDONFIELD, IL – Horror villains from across the nation have arrived in the small town of Haddonfield for a…
LTD: Godzilla Concerned About Urban Sprawl
Godzilla, a generally private figure, recently approached Haunted MTL to share some concerns about urban sprawl and how it…
LTD: Camp Counselor Concerned About Decreasing Camp Attendance
Camp Bloodmarsh, WA. Counselor Ricky McCarr has worked as a summer camp counselor for the past five years at…