LTD: Local Gas Station Proprietor Concerned About Lack of Repeat Customers
Razor Hills, Montana – Arlen McGuirk, known to locals as “Old Man” McGuirk (62), has recently expressed concerns to…
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LTD: Bloody Mary Accuses Candyman of Copyright Infringement
CHICAGO, Ill. — Long-standing urban legend Bloody Mary announced today that she is considering legal action against fellow folklore…
LTD: Overlook Hotel Offers COVID-19 Getaway Package
SIDEWINDER, Colo. — The Overlook Hotel, located in scenic Sidewinder, Colorado, announced today that it will be offering a…
LTD: Nintendo Warns Against Inviting Vampires to Your Animal Crossing Island
KYOTO, JAPAN — The wildly popular new game “Animal Crossing: New Horizons” allows players to create an island paradise,…
LTD: Miskatonic University Students Frustrated by Distance Learning
ARKHAM, Mass. — Miskatonic University, New England’s premier institution for studies of necromancy and the occult, has transitioned to…
LTD: Authorities Investigate Sasquatch Attack at Local Cryptid Attraction
SARASOTA, FL — Authorities are investigating an animal attraction located outside of Sarasota today after an unfortunate mauling incident….
LTD: Nation’s Horror Villains Prepare for Coronavirus Epidemic
HADDONFIELD, IL – Horror villains from across the nation have arrived in the small town of Haddonfield for a…
LTD: Godzilla Concerned About Urban Sprawl
Godzilla, a generally private figure, recently approached Haunted MTL to share some concerns about urban sprawl and how it…
LTD: Camp Counselor Concerned About Decreasing Camp Attendance
Camp Bloodmarsh, WA. Counselor Ricky McCarr has worked as a summer camp counselor for the past five years at…
