Fashion Zombies was created for a St. Louis, Missouri (USA) zombie-themed art exhibition called Expired. The final version was meant to be more-printer friendly, but here you can compare it with an exclusive glimpse of the unreleased version.
Final version of artwork
Early version, exclusively seen here at Haunted MTL
Artwork description: A magazine-spread photographic image. A tall new-style Barbie doll with completely blacked out eyes and blood on her hands leers over an old-style Barbie doll who is sprawled on the floor as if struck down, blood dripping from her temple. The tall Barbie is shown in a pink bikini halter top and bottom that appear to be hand-made from string. The fallen Barbie is wearing a gathered form-fitting silver lame dress with a pink-lined lacy ruffled silver and white coat, white nylons with rhinestone accents, and white heels, with a sparkly silver clutch and white pearl plastic accessories (brush, mirror, perfume bottle, comb) strewn about her on the ground. The tall Barbie has a speech bubble that reads “Oooh… designer handbag…” while the fallen Barbie has a speech bubble that reads “Help! Somebody please save me!”
Image text reads: Beware the hollow eyed fashion zombies! They will do anything for the hottest new trends: shopping sprees, makeovers, plastic surgery… even murder! and in small text: Perpetual Victim Barbie is wearing Classique Collection limited edition Hollywood Premiere Barbie fashions and accessories designed by Carol Spencer. Hollow-Eyed Fashion Zombie Barbie is wearing a crocheted pink bikini.
This image shows the art print on display with the actual dolls hung alongside it on the wall in the same positions as portrayed in the print itself.
I was all dressed up for the reception and even got to attend The Addams Family onstage beforehand while in my garb. Our section of the audience kept turning to look at me in anticipation as if expecting me to break into song and leap onstage any minute.
Here’s a photograph of myself at the reception with my art on display on the wall behind me. I am dressed in a sort of pirate influenced pink and black skirt, bodice and shirt with a flowy matching black cape, off-center black hair bow headband, and spider web stockings with a red and black plaid zombie themed purse. I have theater makeup stitches circling my face.
Portrait of myself with dark makeup and crow skull headdress, backlit by the sun.
Jennifer Weigel is a multi-disciplinary mixed media conceptual artist residing in Kansas USA. Weigel utilizes a wide range of media to convey her ideas, including assemblage, drawing, fibers, installation, jewelry, painting, performance, photography, sculpture, video and writing. You can find more of her work at:
https://www.jenniferweigelart.com/
https://www.jenniferweigelprojects.com/
https://jenniferweigelwords.wordpress.com/
Work is letting you go. Amidst all of the layoffs, you just didn’t make the cut. Well, I’m sorry to say, but it behooves you to go quietly. And quickly. Because you don’t want to stick around for the Firing Squad…
In fact, if your HR department is outsourced to one of those Eldritch contractors like so many are nowadays, get outta dodge NOW. Like seriously. Leave the lunch you brought in the fridge; leave the personal items in and on and around your desk. Hell, leave your coat and purse if you are not near them. You can get new ones. Maybe one of your ex-coworkers can help you retrieve your stuff later. Because you need to get out while the getting is still good.
The Firing Squad is coming.
And if they so much as see a pink slip anywhere in your immediate vicinity, it is complete and total annihilation…
Be sure to follow these simple library rules to ensure that you don’t end up victim to some Cthulhoid Lovecraftian nightmare. Because all of those books in one place can only mean one thing – certain doom!
Artwork description: A bloody female face with metallic crystalline eyes stares blankly at you from her strange ensemble of splattered fur trimmed weirdness. She leans against front of an overflowing bookshelf, guarding its contents.
Image text reads: Welcome to the library. Please follow these simple rules to ensure your safety and the well-being of those around you.
1.) Be quiet. the Eldritch horrors are sleeping. Do NOT awaken them. Ever.
2.) Do NOT open any portals to any interdimensional voids while here at the library. Please check out any such books and do so at home at your own risk.
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3.) Do NOT recite any spells, hexes, or incantations in any books found herein, even accidentally. Again, do so at home at your own risk if you must do so at all.
4.) Do NOT smile at the librarians under any circumstance. Doing so will invite terror beyond mortal comprehension.
5.) Do NOT burn or deface any of the books. This incites otherworldly wrath.
6.) The library will NOT be responsible should you awaken any Eldritch horrors, open any interdimensional portals, cast any spells, smile at the librarians, or burn or deface any of the books. Any attacks to your person, belongings, soul, or next of kin are solely your responsibility; you are NOT entitled to legal, medical, monetary, spiritual, or any other compensations on behalf of the library or any of its affiliates, either here, extraplanar, and/or beyond.
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Registration Chant
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Portrait of myself with dark makeup and crow skull headdress, backlit by the sun.
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