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Hot take: I think there should be more horror movies with dragons. Dragons are cool, and have plenty of capacity to be truly terrifying, but unfortunately they’ve never really made it into the horror genre. I know that part of the reason for this is that dragons are expensive. They’re huge and they’re most well-known for breathing fire, which would eat into even the heartiest special effects budget. Fantasy films tend to be given much higher budgets than horror movies, so they’re much more likely to be able to afford dragons. On top of this is the looming shadow of Reign of Fire, which was both a critical and financial disappointment, making studios much more hesitant to even touch that kind of film. But hey, at least we have Wyvern.

The image used on the DVD cover of Wyvern. The title "Wyvern" is at the top in yellow and red text. Underneath it is a dragon on top of a barn and a woman with a gun. The bottom left conatins the tagline "Ancient evil has come to feed."
The film’s DVD box art

Wyvern is a 2009 film directed by Steven R. Munroe in which Jake, an ice road trucker with a tragic past, must band together with the citizens of the small town of Beaver Mills to defeat a wyvern that was released from an iceberg by global warming. Made in conjunction with RHI Entertainment and The Sci-Fi Channel (now Syfy), it was released as part of the Maneater series.

On Wings of Glory

Let’s start with what I liked.

The cast and characters are good. The character development isn’t super deep but everyone feels like a person, like they had an actual history before the film rather than just being there to fit an archetype. Nick Chinlund’s Jake is a solid loner trying to atone for past mistakes, and it comes across in his character’s choices before his backstory is ever revealed. The scene where he reveals his tragic backstory is fairly convincing. The late Don S. Davis does a spectacular job as Colonel Sherman, providing a fun and energetic presence that could have been utilized more effectively. Tinsel Korey’s Hampton is great, and I like that her experience with the radio tower’s electrical wiring actually gets to be relevant to the plot. The only character that feels extraneous is poor Edna, played by Karen Elizabeth Austin. She doesn’t really get to do much in the narrative, and her character arc just kinda happens without a lot of active development.

A photo depicting a scene from the film showing the main cast. From left to right, Tinsel Korey as Hampton is sitting at a table with Karen Elizabeth Austin as Edna beside her. Simon Longmore as Farley is holding an antenna out the window. Barry Corbin as Hass is holdin on to the wire connecting it to the radio. Nick Chinlund as Jake is in the center, talking into a CB radio. Off to the right is Erin Karpluk as Claire, and to the far right by the door is Don S. Davis as Colonel Sherman.
From left to right: Tinsel Korey as Hampton, Karen Elizabeth Austin as Edna, Simon Longmore as Farley, Barry Corbin as Hass, Nick Chinlund as Jake, Erin Karpluk as Claire, and Don S. Davis as Colonel Sherman.

The music is nice. All of the music fits the scene nicely, it’s all very well-coordinated. I’m particularly fond of the knock-off AC/DC that plays in the trucking scene.

While the dragon itself is CGI, there are some interesting practical effects in the movie. The wyvern eggs look really cool. They’re maybe a bit fleshier than you’d expect dragon eggs to be, but I still really like them and appreciate the effort the effects team took to make them look interesting.

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A small detail I really appreciated is that when they radio for help, Jake specifically doesn’t mention the wyvern because he knows people wouldn’t believe that. I have long been of the opinion that horror movie protagonists tend to be too honest when going to authorities for help. A lot of them will acknowledge how strange their situation sounds but never even consider that gently lying might be their best option. Of course no one is going to believe your friend was murdered by bigfoot, but you could say that you saw some kind of large[] ]\animal kill your friend. Now, whether they would actually be helpful is another matter, but at least they’d show up.

On Wings of Despair

Unfortunately the film isn’t perfect.

A major problem with the film is that they show too much of the wyvern too soon. The first few death scenes completely show the wyvern, so nothing’s left to the imagination when they try to go back hints and implications after those scenes are over. The in-your-face nature of the first death scene feels out of place with the slower build-up they attempt while leading to the second. The sections in the first third of the movie with the colonel would have been so much more interesting and effective if we hadn’t already seen the wyvern. This film could have had an excellent suspenseful build-up, but it was just too trigger-happy.

A photograph from tje film Wyvern depicting the titular dragon. It has two wings and two legs and is landing in front of a fisherman.
Come on, we aren’t even two minutes into the movie yet!

The wyvern itself only looks okay. I’ve seen much worse in terms of CGI, but it’s still obviously CGI. The coloring could’ve been a bit more visually interesting, especially if they were insistent on showing the wyvern off as much as they could. It doesn’t breath fire, which is a little disappointing, but it’s probably for the best given that in the scenes where they do attempt CGI fire effects they look pretty bad.

Final Thoughts

The film is an honest effort. It’s competently made and engaging. Is it particularly scary? No. Is it high art? No. But it’s a solid, satisfying monster movie where the monster happens to be a dragon. This film easily gets four out of five cthulhus. If you want to check it out on Amazon, remember that we are an Amazon affiliate and if you buy anything from the links provided, we will get some $ back. 4 out of 5 stars (4 / 5)

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Goosebumps, The Haunted Mask

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Episode two of Goosebumps was honestly more fun than the first. It was dark, funny, infuriating and wonderful. Best of all, it has a killer twist ending.

Let’s discuss.

The story

Based loosely on the 1993 story of the same name, The Haunted Mask begins sort of partway through the first episode.

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Cover of R.L. Stine's The Haunted Mask.

We’re introduced to a character we haven’t seen much of so far, named Isabella.

Isabella’s life doesn’t seem great. She’s all but invisible at school. She is responsible for taking care of her little brother. It seems like her only real joy is bullying people online. She was the person who tried to get Allison’s party canceled by sending the invite to her parents. Why? Because she is a very unhappy person.

Despite trying to get the party canceled, she decides to go anyway. At the Biddle house, a voice calls her down to the basement. There, she finds a mask.

The mask inspires her to do wild things. She wanders around the party, flirting with everyone. And she has a great time.

Several days later, after Isaiah breaks his arm, Isabella brings an expensive drone to school to get shots of the football team’s practice. Unfortunately, Lucas breaks it fooling around. And Isabella, tired of being ignored, says some awful things to him.

When her mother grounds her because she took the drone without asking, the mask compels her to do some awful things.

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What worked

I would first like to talk about the storytelling structure in this season. It appears that we’re going to be getting the events of Halloween night multiple times, from multiple points of view.

Ana Yi Puig in Goosebumps.

I love this structure. It’s unique, and it allows for more mystery in a shorter period. It’s also more complex, showing just how much madness was happening, while just showing one part of the story at a time.

Another thing I appreciated was the evolution of the character Lucas.

On one hand, it’s easy to be angry at Lucas. Even if he thought the drone belonged to the school, it’s still kind of a selfish move to break it.

But Lucas just lost his father. We don’t know how yet, but we know from Nora that his death caused Lucas to start doing things like jumping on drones and skateboarding off the roof from his bedroom window.

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We all mourn differently. Losing a parent as a teen is awful. So while we can all agree that he’s being a problem, he’s also being a sad kid working through something hard.

And the same can be said for Isabella.

Look, we still don’t know what the adults of this town did to make Harold Biddle haunt them. But we do know that these parents are messing up in all sorts of other ways. And Isabella is suffering from parentification. She’s being forced to play mom at home while being ignored by her classmates at school. Even without the mask, I could see her lashing out and trashing the house.

Finally, I love Justin Long in this series. His visual comedy was fantastic here, as he falls through the hallways. But he also manages to be scary as hell. His creepy smile and jerky movements are enough to make anyone’s skin crawl. I honestly can’t think of a living actor who could have played this better.

What didn’t work

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If I have one complaint about this episode, it’s the music. It’s not terrible, but it’s not great. Every song seems like it’s just screaming what the characters are thinking. Which isn’t really what I’d consider the point of a soundtrack.

Maybe it’s just a curse on RL Stine. None of his projects can ever have good soundtracks aside from the theme song.

Unlike the original Goosebumps series, there were moments in this episode that did startle me and unnerve me. Which is wonderful. And while it’s still clearly for kids, it’s something anyone can sit down and enjoy. I’m very excited for the rest of the season. But what do you think? Let us know in the comments.

4.5 out of 5 stars (4.5 / 5)

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Goosebumps Say Cheese and Die

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Released in 2023, Goosebumps is the latest in a line of content based on the insanely popular children’s book series with the same name. And if you’re here, I’m guessing I don’t have to tell you a lot about Goosebumps. Most horror fans are at least passingly aware of the colorful covers, dark plotlines, and surprise twist endings. Some of us even have a few of the original books lying around.

For nostalgia.

Cover for Say Cheese and Die, Goosebumps number 4.

With so many good and bad versions of the original stories floating around, I was unsure how to feel about this brand-new series. I was sure, however, that I had to watch all of it. Especially with the infamous Slappy appearing so prominently in the advertising.

So, how was the first episode?

The story

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We start this episode with a flashback to 1993, and a young man named Harold Biddle. We don’t spend a lot of time with him. He comes home from school and goes right to the basement. There he starts writing some concerning notes in his journal. This is interrupted when a fire consumes the basement, killing him.

We then flash forward thirty years to the real start of our story. The Biddle house has just been inherited by a man named Nathan Bratt, played by the delightful Justin Long. He adores the place but is less than thrilled when a bunch of teens crash it for a Halloween party.

The teens end up not being thrilled either.

Now we come to our real main characters, Isaiah, Margot, Allison, and James. It is the four of them that planned the ill-fated party.

Zack Morris in Goosebumps

While in the house, Isaiah finds a Polaroid camera. He starts taking pictures of his friends, only to find that they don’t come out right. One of them, Allison, shows her on the ground in the woods, terrified for her life. Another shows Margot in a panic next to a snack machine.

Of course, it doesn’t take a genius to figure out that he eventually sees both of the girls in those exact situations. The real trouble comes when Lucas takes a picture of him, and it shows him on the football field, horribly injured.

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All of these near-death experiences seem to be caused by the flaming spirit of Harold Biddle. And it soon becomes clear that the adults of the town likely know more than they’re willing to tell about what went down at the Biddle house thirty years ago.

What worked

For someone who grew up with the series, and is therefore of a certain age, the first scene of the episode was a lot of fun. It oozed 90’s vibe in a way that’s immediately recognizable to most, and familiar to my generation. Well, insomuch as wearing flannel and coming home to an empty house is the pinnacle of being a 90s kid.

It was also fun for the constant references to books in the original series. Blink and you missed them, but I saw the Cuckoo Clock of Doom, Haunted Mask, and Go Eat Worms. These make sense, as they each have their episode this season. But I’m sure I missed a few. Please let me know in the comments.

That was a lot of fun for someone who grew up with the series. But it wasn’t so constant and all-consuming as to distract from the story. Someone could have never read a Goosebumps book in their lives and just enjoy this episode of television.

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More importantly, younger viewers can watch this and feel like it’s for them. The main characters aren’t the parents, they’re the kids. And it’s clear even in this first episode that, even if it was the grownups who caused this horror, it’s going to be the kids that fix it.

This is a series that is for kids. And that’s great. It’s introducing a whole new generation to a series in a way that feels like it can be theirs just as much as it was ours when we were kids.

What didn’t work

All that being said, the story also felt a little dumbed down. A little too predictable. There was one line that particularly irritated me in this regard. When Nora goes to see Isiah’s dad in the hospital, she just flat-out says, “The children will suffer for the sins of the fathers.”

Not only is that just a bad line, it’s also a lazy one. It’s awkward and unrealistic. People simply do not talk that way. And we frankly didn’t need this information dropped on us. It was pretty clear during the football game that at least some of the grownups in town were going to be involved with this when we saw Nora recognize what was happening to Isaiah and try to stop the game. Kids are smart. They would have figured this out by themselves.

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It’s also a really tired trope. Freddy and Jason after all, are both killing young people for the sins of their parents. It was a big part of the storyline in Hide. And while I get that this might feel relevant to the next generation who are all paying for the mistakes of Boomers that Gen X and Millennials have not done enough to solve, it’s also a bit lazy. I just feel like, if this is going to be our main story, it could have been a better one.

But this isn’t to say I didn’t enjoy this episode. Overall, it was a fun start that left me with lots of questions. I’m excited to see where the rest of the season takes us.

4 out of 5 stars (4 / 5)

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The Dead Take the A Train Review: Queer Magic and Monster Mayhem

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“Julie crawled onto the table, straddling her intern, both hands around the knife. She torqued it downward, cursing. Brad shrieked harder.” -pg 57, The Dead Take the A Train by Cassandra Khaw & Richard Kadrey

The Dead Take the A Train is the first book in a duology by authors Cassandra Khaw and Richard Kadrey. It was published in 2023 by Tor Nightfire (like the Scourge Between Stars, which I reviewed here). I was not previously familiar with Kadrey’s work, which most notably includes the Sandman Slim series. However, I was introduced to Khaw through The Salt Grows Heavy (review here), which I absolutely adored in all its twisted, gory glory. Therefore, I was thrilled to pick-up The Dead Take the A Train, which promised similar heart in a modern cosmic horror package.

In The Dead Take the A Train, a magical fixer named Julie must hunt down eldritch monstrosities threatening the lives of those around her. To do this, she has to go up against her shitty ex, a questionable angel, finance executives, and her own sobriety. When an old friend shows up, Julie is terrified to find herself making a retirement plan that doesn’t involve getting murdered by a demon.

The Dead Take the A Train is reminiscent of N.K. Jeminsin’s The City We Became, with both featuring queer characters tackling eldritch horror plots in New York City. In the same way, the novel was reminiscent of a gorier version of Dimension 20’s Unsleeping City actual play series. However, it clearly carves out a space for itself among the droves of cosmic-horror inspired love letters to New York City. For one, it is mostly unconcerned with borough beef, which (not to sound like a curmudgeonly Midwesterner), is so refreshing. The book also has a relatively novel way the world works, which helps it stay memorable.

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Overall, I really liked The Dead Take the A Train. First off, the characters are fun and easy to root for. Julie is a mess in pretty much every aspect, but her bad decisions are understandable and she is charismatic. Her romance with her friend, Sarah, also serves to make Julie more likable. It helps that the villains are so easy to hate too. What’s not to hate about rich Wall Street assholes engaging in human sacrifice? Speaking of which, I liked the juxtaposition of corporate Wall Street and cosmic cultists. The actions taken were evil, but more importantly, they were just business.

The prose was flowery, but not quite as much as in The Salt Grows Heavy. So, if you struggled with Khaw’s other works for that reason this may be a much easier read. Personally, I enjoyed the prose in both. There is quite a bit of gore in The Dead Take the A Train, but I didn’t find it to be overwhelming. I think you could still enjoy the book if you don’t love gore, though maybe not if you have a weak stomach.

One of the largest issues I have with The Dead Take the A Train, is the lack of clarity in power levels of the various characters. Especially since all their forms of magic work in different ways, it is sometimes unclear the level of danger present. This can also sometimes create room for plot holes. For example, Julie has a friend who is tapped into anything and everything happening online. This is an absurdly powerful ability (and is used as such). But there were moments where the main conflict probably could have been avoided or solved using that power. It also felt odd that no one else in this thriving magic community felt strongly about stopping a world-ending catastrophe. Because of this, the magic underground of NYC could feel smaller than I think was intended.

Having been familiar with Khaw’s work previously, The Dead Take the A Train clearly feels like a mix of Khaw’s style with someone else’s. This could be a boon or a hindrance, depending on your view of Khaw’s distinct prose and storytelling. Either way, if you are interested in learning more about the process or the authors, check out the interview they did for SFF Addicts Podcast!

Cassandra Khaw and Richard Kadrey on the SFF Addicts Podcast

I recommend The Dead Take the A Train, especially for those who are fans of modern urban eldritch horror. The book is an even bigger steal if you are looking for danger, gore, and queer characters. Check it out! And keep your eyes peeled for the next book in this duology. 

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